SGDQ2016 THREAD #175
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i want puwexil to sit on my face
>>344152596
HEY O'CONNEL
LOOKS TO ME LIKE I'VE GOT ALL THE HOOORSES
>no link to the schedule
How can you assholes fuck up this often?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzWNlubUsWI
*pregnancy shames you*
which runners have the most suckable dicks?
best korean softcore porn?
>>344154806
you can't carry batteries?
Reminder
>>344154864
Is fez the new fedora?
>>344154864
HEY BENI,
LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE IN THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVER
>Illusion of Gaia
Fuck this shit off and put on Terranigma instead
Were any of these runs good?
>>344154806
>no thread edition
>no schedule
>no now/next/later
wow it's SHIT
This game looks like my kind of shit, thanks SGDQ for the new backlog entry.
>2:30:00
>>344154806
> Race is forbidden.
How are runners supposed to speedrun a game and not be in a race against the clock?
>>344155043
autism
>>344154868
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>>344155042
Deus Ex.
Jak and Daxter was entertaining.
>>344155042
Star Fox Assault & Zelda 2. I missed the runs prior to it though, I'm betting Klonoa was fine since Caveman ran it.
*gets off with you*
>>344155093
Where do you think you are pham
>>344154806
>so desperate to force SJW drama he doesn't put anything in the OP
kill yourself
How the fuck did a literally who 2:30 run get accepted?
>>344155163
Man what happened to Bonesaw?
He looks like a broken man
>>344154806
>Pregnancy
what happens when they speedrun pokemon
do they literally just solo with their starter and pick up an hm slave or two
>2 and a half hours
>Speedrun
>>344155191
I just copy pasted like the last thread holy shit
make your own god damn thread when this hits the bump limit, nobody else did
>>344154878
Pretty good feels, I admit
>>344155238
how little you know of things
>>344155238
>>344155274
>JRPG
>100%
>"speedrun"
>late entry
What the fuck.
>>344155238
The runner sucks cock quite well.
>>344155245
They went nuts during the run
>>344155290
That's your fucking excuse?
If you can't put the proper effort into making a legitimate new thread, then DON'T FUCKING DO IT.
>>344155274
If it is anything like last year in pokemon blue, they talk to things. Like npcs and even fucking post signs and get dozens of pokemon. It was pretty crazy.
>>344155042
J&D was literally the greatest gdq run of all time. Actual FUN was had. They even had the announcer guy laughing so hard he couldn't read donations.
>>344154878
gay as fuck, bet he spunks into that meaowth plush hourly
>>344155245
He went through the valley of death and survived
>>344155382
My excuse is that I don't read the OPs, like at all, and I just looked at what the OP before me did and did the same
>>344155409
end your life
>>344155389
he's memeing, the guy actually said "thanks nigger"
Was klonoa run good
>2:30
you missed 'glitchless'. no warping to elite 4.
>>344154971
it looks stylish
>>344155432
>I saw someone else shit in the street so I guess I will too from now on
If you don't know what the fuck you're doing, don't make new threads. Leave it to people who do.
>>344155337
>illusion of gaia
>jrpg
are you retarted?
>>344155409
I want to sniff that plush
>>344155453
???
>>344155238
FF6 is 4:30
I'm going to watch the jak and dexter vod, but when does the canadian whatever banter happen?
>>344155538
hoyp
>>344155409
Edgy.
>>344155538
what an aspie
>>344155439
Is it you IRL? Is this why you are saltier than your mums chin?
>>344155453
I'm sure he said "thanks Fattso"
> Missed the Jak run.
> Missed the Klonoa run.
I hate sleep.
>>344155429
What is the death grip anyway? When do you know that you have one? If I can still cum with a fleshlight I'm fine right?
>>344154806
i got out and drunk with friends and fucked a cute girl tonight, how was your day? watching speedruns? LMAO :P
>>344155538
our boy
Wouldn't be a GDQ without Puxexil
>>344155508
chillax breh, I got the # right
Real white man hours, who here is still awake?
I would highly appreciate your generosity if you could initiate contact with the like button, thank you.
>>344155616
he has the obligatory asp-stache too.
>>344155725
You won't notice you have death grip till you start fucking like a flesh light or an onahole
Basically when you do you'll probably just be bitching about the lack of "tightness" or how well it clings to your dick
>>344155725
You know it when your partner can go apeshit on your dick but you wont cum, despite being comfortable and hard.
Makes them feel bad too.
>>344155852
>>344155871
I'm fine then. Bless my dick being uncut.
>Illusion of Gaia
NOSTALGIA TIME
How was Caveman's run today btw
>>344154806
I dont care about SGDQ but what is bathroom policing?
>>344155980
good but kinda boring at the same time. He was right after Jak and Daxter so one can't really blame him for that.
>catch the run of one of my absolute favorite games from my youth, illusion of gaia
>my very first rpg, if quasi-rpg, took me MONTHS of playing on and off
>2.5 hours, wow
>chat is absolutely flooded with residentsleeper and people whining that the run's long and the game's boring
:')............
>>344155989
Telling trannies to use a different bathroom
>>344155989
Got to check your privilege before using the bathroom, pham.
>some shitty 3 hour jrpg trash out of nowhere
this wasn't in the schedule why exactly did they start playing this?
>>344156098
brb going to hang around the women's toilets in Bristol
>>344156118
>this wasn't in the schedule
It is
More like, Illusion ofgaya
Didn't this guy finsh off ADGQ with Chrono Trigger?
>>344156118
go back to steam
Oh man I can't wait for the Bethesda block later today. Anyone preordered the Skyrim remaster yet? It's gonna be great.
>>344155852
>mfw I think I deathgrip
>but even a cheap fleshlight can force me to cum just through friction
>meanwhile sometimes I jack off so hard my dick is swollen for days
Right now I actually have a feelable bump on my shaft, fucking fap injuries, been waiting 4 days for it to disappear but its holding on...
>>344156072
game's shit and you're a fag
>Illusion of Gaia
Waow that's actually pretty cool.
I advise all of you to play this and terranigma if you're a fan of jrpgs and haven't already.
They are really underlooked despite easily being on the same level as square's snes jrpgs.
>>344156262
I'd be lying if I said yes
>>344154970
>>344155453
>>344155662
?????????????????
>>344156369
forced meme by retards with shit hearing
>>344156409
>t. sonic autist apologist
>That run you're going to miss because of work
What's her name /v/? Mine are Shantae and Pause Ahead.
>>344156369
Sonic Colors DS guy said Thanks Glitch or something, it sounded like Bitch I guess. I barely missed the line so I don't know.
>>344156167
it wasn't before i refreshed the tab that's been open since the start dumbass
Will Puxwel be doing FFVI?
>the way he just had to think for 5 seconds for an "acceptable" word for dickish
oh man
>>344156586
you know the schedule tells you who is doing the run right
>that worm enemy
is that a penis?
>>344156484
don't worry anon, the streams end up on their youtube channel
>I'm gonna miss the entire bethshit block because sleep
nice
This game was my childhood
better than alttp
Did people here actually think that Jak and Daxter run was funny?I honestly couldn't tell. Some posts seemed to be ironic but some also seemed to be genuine. I just found it painful to watch, I actually had to switch to something else.
Everyone overreacting to same lame attempt at turning a boring run into an "epic letsplay", I couldn't handle the second-hand embarassment.
>favorite childhood game comes on
>everybody starts hating on it for taking a long time
Man fuck Twitch chat. Is there a less cancerous place to watch AGDQ?
>weebs infesting my /v/
>weebs infesting my twitch chat
KYS
>>344156724
Oh well that's useful, thanks. Still, there's a nice feeling to watching it live. Like E3
>>344156835
It's called hiding the chat.
Best moment so far was when JN got salty and broke the tv.
>>344156873
>kys
backu to redditu, onii-chan.
>>344156832
I was smiling all the way through.
It was definitely one of the most entertaining runs in a very long time.
>>344156832
But dude boneswag is so funny xddd
>>344156832
>turning a boring run into an "epic letsplay"
Maybe you actually should have watched it you humorless faggot.
>>344156832
you're just autistic
>>344156835
>Don't want cancer
>Has twitch chat on
>Also browsing the /v/ threads
>>344156832
Sounds like you have a severe case of autism.
>>344156835
>having the chat on
You seem to be retarded anon, seek help.
>this greeting from germany meme
WHY
>>344156560
It's been there for a day you retarded monkey
>>344154878
>spend thousands of hours mastering a game inside and out
>being a mad autist and coming up with some pseudo motivational speech
>nothing of humanity is gained
>nothing of humanity is lost
cringe
>>344156832
Yes, it was cringey at parts thanks to pressure, but if you didn't even crack a smile at the owen wilson shit you are too far gone to enjoy anything.
>>344156835
livestreamer
can't tell you how to use it cause 4chan thinks its spam -_-
looking forward to ES bunch later, fallout not so much, speedruns of that are pretty much 'run across the map for half an hour'.
>>344156832
i'm with you. that run wasn't funny only annoying.
>>344157132
He's crippled and can barley move you worthless sperg
>>344157115
because half of them are actually from Germany
>>344156832
If you honestly saw "cringe" then you're a dumb little kid that probably uses cringe as a buzzword for something you don't like. It wasn't side busting hilarity but nowhere near what cringe actually is.
>(You)
>>344156835
cytu.
be/r/m4c
it's basically synchtube
just woke up.
gimme everything cringey/awkward that happened in the past 8 hours.
The Ty runner won't stop
>>344157132
Real sadness anon is that he still accomplished more than you, even though its as little as autistically playing a game endlessly.
The TV smashing moment was hilarious.
>>344156970
I watched it for 10 minutes
Someone already posted the "best moments" in the thread when it was still on :) let those quotes speak for themselves https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4rn1uz/this_jak_n_daxter_japanese_run_is_now_my_most/d52iycc
>>344157141
I did crack a smile every now and then but it didn't make up for the rest
>>344157221
>then you're a dumb little kid
phew I'm in luck, I'm actually not so I can ignore the whole rest of your post
>>344157280
stop trying to make this a thing, it's embarrassing
Friendly reminder Illusion of Gaia is a poor man's Terranigma
terraria speedrun when
>>344157296
Well, people have different tastes.
Their humour is not my thing either but it was entertaining to watch the guy literally flounder like a fish on the shore between behaving like a normal extremely tired person and swearing like he wanted to, and trying to actually make things entertaining.
The impressions were great and the most important part - RELATIVE TO THE OTHER RUNS it was entertaining as fuck.
90% of the runs are at best technically interesting - not entertaining.
>>344157383
no u
Any world records yet?
Did they run the Mario Maker race?
I don't even like ANIME
(you) if you agree.
>>344157276
Oh shit guys watch out, he's gonna get you with his pastebin
>>344157276
can't these stupid fucking mouthbreathers learn to S T O P
certainly even autistic manchildren can see patterns
>>344154878
i can barely see the chair he's sitting on but he's in a wheelchair, right? what does that have anything to do with him plaing games? it's not like he had a disability with his hands so he there was nothing he had to overcome.
>>344157404
So? It's great that the third part of a trilogy is also the best part.
Oh man this level made me quit the game fuck that shit
>>344157296
>I watched it for 10 minutes
Oh okay so your opinion is worthless.
Must suck to be joyless and bitter.
>>344157276
the pastebin btw
http://pastebin.com/e7mKJ65h
>>344157593
He can't move an entire half of his body, which is why he played one handed.
>>344157461
Mario Maker happens late tomorrow.
>>344157629
Was eating breakfast, had to leave the house if you can imagine that
This perspective is fucking me up
>>344157461
the coop splinter cell run was a world record
>>344157640
>http://pastebin.com/e7mKJ65h
Yeah, but he's gonna make another one
>>344157646
you mean left or right isn't working and not upper and lower? then nvm me.
>>344157684
>i-i'm not a humorless fag that hates when people have fun, i just h-have a life you virgin!!!
>>344157202
Nothing of humanity is gained.
Nothing of humanity is lost.
>>344157278
I've far raised over hundreds of thousands for charity and have family members that are associated with chemistry/biology backgrounds.
We actually contribute something to society. I guess spending thousands of hours playing the same video game is better for everyone.
>>344157296
So you are judging it based on a fucking reddit thread?
you realize if your looking glass is a fucking dildo you won't see too far with it, right?
>>344157781
>smug anime
subtle
>>344156098
My gender is child rapist.
>>344155409
fuck off randy
>>344157797
>posts redditfrog
^.~
>>344157797
Proof on your charity.
>We
your family is not you, but atleast we know how much hardship you've suffered as a pampered baby
Famn, Illusion of Gaia was depressing as fuck
All your friends die or get turned into an eternal fish
Spoiler
>>344157797
>have family members that are associated with chemistry/biology backgrounds.
>Thinking family members acommplishments let him brag
Go back to sucking daddy's cock for money
Don't overlook this guys, he just might dump his manifesto and bomb SGDQ.
>>344157276
>>344157820
>you realize if your looking glass is a fucking dildo you won't see too far with it, right?
holy shit
What the fuck is even going on
>>344157684
>watched 10 mins of a 2 hour run
>decides the whole thing was shit after reading out of context jokes on ~~~reddit~~~
>acts like a smug normie
Get a load of this guy.
TWO HOURS AND THIRTY MINUTES
>it hasnt even been 1 hour yet
SHIT I THINK I UNLOCKED THE POWER TO SLOW DOWN TIME HOLY FUCK
>there are actually people so pompous they refuse to go on the vod collection on reddit just because it's on reddit
I bet you guys refuse to use MAL too
>>344158117
>watch 10 minutes
>jokes are mostly awful and forced
>"b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ut it gets good at the 1 hour mark!"
my time is more valuable than that
>>344157902
>>344157946
I live no where near my parents, in fact, they live on the other side of the world.
I bet you cried at the end of Titanic too, you fucking faggots.
They shouldnt allow 2 hour literally who games.
>>344158204
You have no idea of how much I want to fuck Rika's underaged pussy, preferably in a threesome together with Miria.
This is better than most RPG runs because it has real time combat
Prove me wrong but isn't this dungeon near the end of the game? How is there 90 mins left?
>>344158262
Well I certainly wasnt looking for ways to use the situation to make myself feel better than random anons.
But you've taken this, so what does that really say about you?
Literally jelly of the recognition a cripple got for playing a video game.
Meanwhile you can't even get mine.
>>344158262
>my parents sent me across the world on their dime so that means i'm totally independent guys
You have no idea what accomplishment or hardships are, you trustfund babby piece of shit.
>replying to frogposters
Retards.
>>344158323
probably because it's 100%
>>344158051
They donated for a pacifist run and he ignored it.
This caused many autists to talk shit about him and send him abuse. And cause him to be autistic and reply like an autist.
>>344158317
hey buddy how are you
>>344158204
that's neo-/V/ for you
those retards are more triggered than average tumblrina
>>344158374
Oh, didnt see that
>>344158401
He was literally autistic
caveman a shit
>>344158571
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet
>>344158571
I actually thought it was Caveman playing, they sound the same
>>344158346
>i have no real accomplishments and look up to an autist who speedruns
wew
>>344158363
>being underage
I'm not as young as you kid, I haven't lived in my parents home for years, I own my own houses and cars in many different countries.
>>344158401
>autists triggering autists triggering autists
Is there a more beautiful sight?
>>344158663
And you accomplished those things because of your parents. You've done nothing of value on your own. You can't even name accomplishments that aren't things you own. You could only list what your parents have done.
>>344157820
>you realize if your looking glass is a fucking dildo you won't see too far with it, right?
obviously.he can't look through something he's too busy shoving up his bum.
>Long time viewer, first time donator. I had to donate after seeing this game from my childhood getting destroyed! Keep up the good work, and can I get some HYPE from the crowd?
>Remember to save the frames and kill the animals!
Are these the most common donations shoutouts?
>fighting the vampires as will
>>344158663
>i have no real accomplishments and look up to an autist who speedruns
You don't need to quote yourself brah.
>>344158869
You forgot greetings from Germany
>>344158869
>no greetings from Germany
>>344157820
What if you're a steampunk obsessive? It might be a dildo AND a looking-glass then
>>344158869
It's like AI trying to sound as human as possible
Scary
>>344158663
You're still tied to daddy and mommy m8. No matter how much you've "accomplished"
>>344158892
He actually did it though
>>344158869
>Funko pop
would not fuck
Is the pig dead yet?
>>344158869
I want to watch gdq like that
I hate RPG runs in the GDQs like chrono trigger or legend of mana
But this one I'm enjoying
Why is that?
>>344158907
>>344158920
oops was meant to be at the start before the other quotes.
Since we're having downtime and nothing interesting is being played, but a literal borefest, what do you consider to be the worst run so far? For me it was definitely the lets-a-go guy. Managed to ruin two great games.
ELDER SCROLLS TONIGHT GUYS!
HYPE
HYPE
HYPE
!!!
For people who don't want to watch this game, here's a timekiller for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhEAazYMdwM
>>344159110
who cares
elder scrolls speedruns are the most boring
you go out of bounds and go to the ending at walking speed
why is this dude crossing his legs like a hoe.
>>344158792
>ousting yourself on an anonymous imageboard
When are you gonna get the memo? Before or after reading up on what anonymous means.
>And you accomplished those things because of your parents.
I guess you're right, I'd like to thank them for the superior genes that they gave me, I'm neither someone who looks up to an autist nor be a dysfunctional member of society that can solely contribute to it by playing video games.
Thank you for agreeing with me.
>>344159118
Grand Dad?
i've never seen a 1:12 and i never will
>livestreamer doesn't work well with Twitch vods but mpv+youtube-dl work just fine for that
Fuckin neat
>>344159023
Probably Demon's Crest. Dude nearly got a personal best and was still over 10 minutes behind the best times. That is like doing a 15-minute Ninja Gaiden run.
>greetings from germany
>>344159023
show me this.
what happened?
>>344158249
>my time is more valuable than that
>>344159240
Is this kind of self delusion just something that comes with having everything handed to you? Would explain why SJWs are all upper middle class shitbags.
1 2 3 4 5 Watch the run
6 7 8 9 0 Buy Adventure of Mana and play that until teh urn is over
>>344157130
Nope.
Not him and I just got home to a surprise illusion of gaia.
I had a tab of the schedule up already and it wasn't there.
So what's with the surprise illusion of gaia with based puwexil?
>>344155538
waitingforagoodspeedrun.webm
>Watermia
comfiest city
>>344159182
>hes never seen a morrowind speedrun
ok so im watching the ty run..whats so cringe about this? hes just a nerd.
>watermia
>literally a city of water
BRAVO
>>344159408
have fun
>>344159405
why do you give him all these (you)s? your killing the economy by shoving them just in his face like they aren't worth anything.
did somebody choke really badly, why is tetris now on two hours late?
>>344159405
>SJW boogyman
No, it only affects the lowerclass.
I've never came across any of it personally.
>>344159503
>please clap
>>344159279
Some obnoxious fuck kept saying "lets-a-go!" over and over again over the span of two games he was running back to back, Silent Hill 3 and Resident Evil 2. You can probably tell how quickly it got old and annoying.
>>344158663
source?
>>344159023
link it
>>344159503
Being a nerd in 2016 is pretty cringeworthy.
>not letting PPJ play
>>344159572
But he hadn't slept for 40 hours.
That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
>2016
>"rekt"
>>344159652
Sadly, not really
>>344159334
t. basement dweller with more time than he's worth
>>344159652
says the dude posting on /v/
>>344159503
The main thing is that the $4000 donation incentive was for a pacifist run and he kept on killing things.
Reminder that today we will see a run of Gimmick
great in the technical sense
best graphics on the NES
great gameplay mechanics
GOAT soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU0GEcU63qw
>>344159780
You don't have to be a nerd to post on /v/. I have a wife and three children. I don't really play games, only watch twitch streams which is acceptable since it's like TV.
>>344159776
you need to get over yourself buddy
>>344159864
I hope this is bait
How is this Puwexil run going so far?
>>344159864
This is the sad, sick reality of why I had to leave this dead board.
>>344159927
I'm perfectly fine.
You on the other hand seem rather miserable, judging by your posts
>>344159864
Pull out sometime, we dont need more humans
I wish people here actually discussed the games being run
Is mario maker today? Only thing worth watching at these normie events IMHO
>>344159864
No, fuck you, fuck your wife's three children, and fuck your wife too but that is definitely already happening on the side.
>Announcer begging people to donate to other incentives other than the meme save/kill the animals
This is sad, the meme has overtaken all.
>>344160065
i only posted the fedora man
which seemed pretty justified, judging by this post>>344158249
>>344160112
it's because http://www.strawpoll.me/10679123/r
also pls vote if you havent already
http://www.strawpoll.me/10679123
http://www.strawpoll.me/10679123
http://www.strawpoll.me/10679123
>>344159864
I hope your daughter dates a nigger
>>344160112
This run is boring as fuck though, and long as double fuck
Man IoG is a 10/10
>>344160237
If you think valueing your time is "fedora" I can't help but feel bad for you
I'm done talking to you
Ok this ty run is getting a little more cringy.
>i can just let go of my controller here, stretch my hands
>fraud
>people yelling "pacifist" in the back ground
>>344160264
where's the "i'm bored and don't want to do anything with my life" option?
>>344160325
>implying his wife isn't already
Mother fucking european kangaroos.
Are they going to start doing tests to check if you're on drugs or under the influence during the next event after Bonesaw's run?
>>344155538
I dont get it, Caveman said he hated becoming a living meme, yet he does shit like that
>>344160403
I hate kangaroos
>>344160235
Worst thing is, half of the people donating for it don't even know what that shit is even about.
Also, is it true that one legit WR attempt was botched by saving those fucks?
>>344160364
you lost the argument with that other dude super hard
also if you value your time you might not wanna be super-childish on 4chan like this
>>344160375
have you gotten to the part where the dev donates?
>>344160112
Because 2 hour RPG speedruns are fucking boring to watch.
>>344160505
Im enjoying it a lot
>>344156035
>>344155980
It sucks, I donated $20 with a ""I would really prefer if you'd be quiet" message and It didnt get aired
Have there been any good runs since Bonesaw?
Who /sissyhypno/ here?
>MENTAL DISORDERS
I'M TRIGGERED YOU FUCKING SHITLORD
>>344159610
The only hint of proof you'll ever get.
>>344160435
Tsundere
>>344160505
I remember forcing myself to watch that 6 hour FF6 speedrun back in 2014(?)
>>344160531
Yeah because you played it
>>344156098
>bristol
Arent trannies against sharia law?
>>344160435
Macho Man Randy SAVAGE
>>344160623
Of course I did, when it came out too
If you didnt you are casual scum
>>344160235
It's usually considered a foregone conclusion that incentives will be met, but this year some of them have been legitimately missed, which is something I can't remember happening in forever.
I don't know if it's more because the donation incentives are underwhelming/overpriced or just the fact that most donations are now coming from non speedrun normies who don't understand the incentives.
>>344160364
if you value your time so much then why did you even respond to my post?
why are you posting on this board which is dedicated to nonsense discussion about vidya?
you're a bit dull
>>344160501
Just past that part. He roping emus right now.
Fucking bitch didn't even say anything about the donation.
>>344160638
why the fuck do you have this douchebag saved
>>344160492
i only know of one run where he got very close to WR and fucked up shortly before he had to save them.
>>344160435
anon i know that the concept of people having fun and goofing around is new to you.
you might want to spend a little time out side of /v/
>>344155538
He should have donejumping jacks
>>344160671
>nostalgiafag
Cancer
>>344160638
Don't be silly! Muslims and LGBT are allies you fucking shitlord!
>>344160435
maybe he follows the philosophy of "Just be yourself"
>>344160737
You cant even meme correctly
>>344160710
heheheh, you replied to the wrong post, MY POST!
the (you) bandit strikes again!
>>344160585
>different countries
>basically the same country
yeah okay pal ur a real adventurer please tell us more how to live our lives
>>344160787
Not an argument
>>344160585
So impressive anon.
You must be a sad fucking person.
I'll be honest, I'm waiting for the tetris. Will it be worth it?
>>344160697
He is great for rage andlolthreads
>>344160769
>>344160638
oh boy /pol/shit, looks like the americans are waking up
>>344160609
I hope you're ready for another 4 :^)
>>344160638
>tfw ncfag
>tfw hated McCrory before HB2
if only people knew how toxic and corrupt politics over here was
>tfw I missed the JP Jak and Daxter run
>>344160845
Just report. Literally not relative to anything ITT.
>>344160638
i know i am. both parties in your twitter pic are pretty braindead desu
>>344156098
>my niece is growing up here
My god
>>344160872
I'm honestly not sure how to feel right now.
Cry?
Laugh?
Get pissed?
Feel absolutely disgusted?
>>344160696
it'll only get worse,
>City of Euro
>everyone is white
Truly a fantasy game
>>344160808
oh, noes! give it back, pls!
>>344160872
anyone got that reaction pic so i can save it?
>>344160872
But its the same string of reactions every single time
>>344156832
It seemed a bit forced but it was still much better than the runs where they make no attempt to entertain the audience at all or have any atmosphere at all.
Deus Ex was funnier and felt more natural.
>tfw TAS section is near the end of the schedule
are we there yet?
>>344160638
nice meme bro, did you forget about brexit already?
>>344160872
classic dobson
I imagine quite a few speedrunners are like that too
have they banned the autistic ty runner for completely ignoring the donation stretch?
>>344160879
>Implying that Brits, Australians, East Europeans and Scandies don't also /pol/-post.
>that pig
>>344160834
How's that American education system treating ya?
>>344160845
In fact, a lot happier than you are.
>all this backpedaling
I really don't want to hurt you anymore.
>>344160492
I disagree, he kept a calm demeanor and his choice of reaction images were exquisite. I'm proud to share an image board with him.
fuck forgot there was gonna be an Illusion of Time run
gonna have to rewatch this, it's probably my favourite SNES RPG
So fucking comfy
>>344157276
What did he do?
what are some good runs I prbably missed?
I've seen so far
>link between worlds
>jedi academy
>most of castlevania
any must sees inbetween?
>>344161129
>did you forget about brexit already?
I will forget about it once your London mayor stops being a muslim and your MPs stop being triggered by Trump
F
>>344160918
its up /gamesdonequick/v/76689322
>>344161198
i'm aus mate lol
>>344161007
Yup. They're clapping now.
F
>>344161298
SHRIMP ON THE BAHBEE
>>344160872
what was the last nintendo only game that legitimately got game of the year?
>>344161198
Backpedaling from what?
You were literally jealous of a cripple getting positive attention and sperged out talking to us about how great you have it.
You've cemented yourself as the total fucking failure of a human being in this discussion with your first post. It doesn't even matter if you actually have what you claim to have - you are clearly not able to enjoy it.
>>344161173
I can read Cyrillic, but I don't know these word'
s meaning.
What does it say?
>>344161172
if the speedrunning sub>reddit is to be believed, he's getting axed pretty soon
aus global ban when?
>>344161395
Mario Galaxy probably
>>344161361
thanks famicom
>>344161414
Who gives a shit, did we ever get a word on Bonesaw?
>>344161298
Woops, my bad, at least the Americans can somewhat get into a school without Asians cheating in their entry tests.
You do have my pity though, that you will, never, own a house in your lifetime.
>>344161395
Breath of the Wild.
>>344161406
Fuck if I know, I just really fucking like that image.
>KevinDDR
didn't that guy smash his shit to stop the addiction? why's he there again?
>>344161530
that game isnt out yet
>>344161476
Dobson is fucking pathetic.
>>344160585
I already found it anyway
>>344161423
What's funny is, Russia got a temp global ban before Australians. Kekking at life right now.
If none of you are watching the run, get the fuck out
>>344161598
Just like B:Inf Uncharted and Witcher 3 when /v/ proclaimed them to be goty.
>>344161589
why do you listen to /v/ memers?
he broke it because it started malfunctioning
>>344161687
nigga nobody gives a shit about a jrpg speed run that is 2 hours
What is the worst run of the marathon so far and why?
>>344161528
yeh i already own one but i don't need to swan around trying to convince anyone that i am happy
you obviously have some issues that you need to sort out so i hope you find a safe place in your life
>>344160585
>European union
>>344161784
Momodora, runner choked so bad he started crying
>>344156750
Go choke on a bag of dicks
>>344161687
I watched the one I was looking forward to, and to top it off the donation reader memed it up that it made reddit sick
i shit you not
>>344161476
Why does he keep pretending to be relevant?
When will he ever realize that his backpedaling and pretending to care about these issues will never be as interesting as when he told Robin William's daughter to "Calm her tits" over her father's suicide.
>>344161882Savage.
>>344161402
>You were literally jealous of a cripple getting positive attention
Is that even possible? I think you may have misunderstood pity from jealousy. I'm not judging you on your reading comprehension skills, but after seeing that, I assume it's pretty low.
>You've cemented yourself as the total fucking failure of a human being
Would that not impact you more then? How does it feel knowing somebody that is far worse than you, is better than you.
I don't know who to pity even more now, the autist that plays video games for a living, or the person that protects and looks up to an autist that plays video games for a living.
You're giving me a good chuckle.
>>344161784
all because BlueGlass is gone
>>344161882
managed to make everyone watching choke too
>>344161687
>unironically doing things you enjoy
fucking parasitic pieces of shit,go out there and contribute to society
its not like everyone who ever used this argument did it because of a single fuck about other people and not to stroke their fragile disgusting ego
uhhhh its fucking 2016.
>>344161476
>longterm tradition and internal lore is gross
Only to a marxist piece of shit.
>>344161981
>edgy responses
>Penn reaction images
Feel free to go back to your containment board
>>>/pol/
>>>/d/rink
>>>/b/leach
Where's SpikeVegeta?
How was Zelda 2 and Rygar? I was sleeping after that awesome Jak and Daxter run
>>344159252
More like doing a 12 minute ninja gaiden run.
>>344162064
>not wanting femlink for even more porn
>>344161784
DUDE
Dude i don't even remember what game it was, dude, but it was the one where the dude said dude every single sentence dude, and i'm not even joking dude.
DUDE.
>Watching this speedrun
>Instead of watching the public grilling of this guy
>>344161981
i bet you watch filthy frank /b/ro
>>344162245
demon's crest
>>344162320
non americlap here,story?
>>344162320
tldr for the ignorant? Is this Hillary related?
>>344162320
that piece of shit made people vote for trump in a much more effective way than trump himself
>>344162203
pls respond
>>344162338
upvoted!
>>344162320
fuck
does this mean trump is gonna get elected? fuck no
>>344162245
That was the fucking stoner running Demon's Crest. great game ruined by retards
>yeah dude
>yeah dude
>yeah dude
>lol im so bad at this game jk just killed the boss no problem
>yeah dude
>dude
>dude
>yeah dude
>lol im bad
Fuck that guy
>>344161476
Fuck off man he's making videogames now
>>344162320
roast this fucker
>>344162208
Nope. The ratios are 40/50 and 12/15 in minutes, rounded.
>>344162320
>politics bullshit
>not watching National Geographic
>>344162230
Great response senpai
A reddit image
Feel free to put up or shutup.
My offer still stands.
All it takes is one click to go back to your mouth breathing, tin foil enthusiast conspiracy theory Trump circle jerk shitshow of a board
>>>/pol/
>>344162448
what happened?
>>344162320
haha I sure do love it when people post american politics in videogame event discussion threads
>>344162471
that first sprite looks like he traced over Shankar's sprite animation.
>>344162471
Top left is literally traced from Shantae, I'm guessing the bottom left is too
>>344162390
>>344162409
-FBI Director recommends not prosecuting Clinton
-Despite confirming that there was evidence found
-Also stating that if it were anyone else they would be held to a different standard
-Now getting interrogated on national television over that decision
-Repubs asking the hard questions, Dems sucking on Hillary's cock harder than ever
>>344162471
complain about the jiggling breasts
call him a male-pig
he'll end up having to change the entire sprite
>>344162390
>>344162409
>>344162462
The tl;dr version
>FBI calls up Hillary to join them on a plane
>They're now indicting her
>No idea what the charges are, her campaign and future candidacy is fucked
>>344162591
*Shantae
>>344162320
>not doing both
Also Jesus Fucking Christ these dem retards.
>>344162632
>-FBI Director recommends not prosecuting Clinton
>-Despite confirming that there was evidence found
what is she blamed for?
>>344162537
America is literally the modt important country
You don't see people here be like "Brexit? I don't care, I live in Ohio!"
It's always europeans getting salty
What do you guys think about h3h3productions?
>>344162690
How can you listen to two things at the same time?
>>344162647
The TRUMP empire is happening soon
>>344161981
>plays video games for a living
Seems like you have far bigger comprehension issues friend.
>Would that not impact you more then? How does it feel knowing somebody that is far worse than you, is better than you.
Good thing you remember the start of the convo where this was my question to you, but you've been deflecting ever since.
>this snoozefest run was allowed
>these were not
>>344162521
>this is the average /v/ user
Shut the fuck up faggot, the guy may sound like a retard but you only fan the fire, you're a bigger fucking faggot than he is. You've literally had shitty parrot-like responses in defense of yourself, get the fuck back to >>>/reddit/
>>344162815
That shit's advanced ADD strats.
>>344162790
eh, he's okay but on par with that sort of FilthyFrank alt comedy I'm not a fan of.
>>344162770
Using a private server to send confidential emails
>SGDQ
Super Game Dev Quest?
>>344162790
reggie needs to stop making fucking youtube videos and start running NoA
>>344162779
t. Shitposter from the 50's
>>344162591
>>344162671
>Shankar
Oh god the bollywood hole looks like it goes pretty deep.
>>344162516
Demons crest runner was #8 on his game.
#8 for ninja gaiden is at 12 minutes.
>>344162471
>the gen I sprite arbitrarily has some bits in twice the resolution that other parts constrain to.
This is more uncomfortable than it should be to look at.
>>344162632
>hard questions
lol
>>344162858
Most of these are troll recs, but you put some valid ones there
>Noitu love 2 by Caveman
Didnt he run that before
>>344162824
It was inevitable, with or without FBI intervention. Hillary basically put the final nail in the proverbial coffin of her political career a while back.
>>344162858
>20 hours
I remember there was a 300 hour speed run
>>344162969
it literally is
america is world's only superpower at the moment, what they do affects the whole world.
t. euro
>>344162690
>three browsers
Madman
>>344162858
>that comment on Idolmaster
Triggered
>>344162856
Sorry, should I have said: "Is a disabled neet and plays video games for a living."?
You seem to forgot what anonymous means, or have no clue what it means or enthralls.
>>344163123
You think we cannot tell your pretentious ass apart from the rest of the filth in the thread?
>>344162815
That's not so hard.
I often have several youtube videos running and listen to all of them.
>>344162858
>Caveman runs
sound fun
>Cory in the House description
Jesus Christ that's bad
>iDOLM@STER
>20 hour speedrun
kek
What the fuck happened last night? The schedule is behind by like 2 hours now. I went to sleep during Jax and Daxter and come back to this
>>344163160
They already bit the bait, I can't help it.
>>344162858
>Pooh home derby
>40 mins
>Tigger only
Pfffftt hahaha
>>344163336
refresh the page idiot
the schedule updates constantly, you probably heve it open since monday
>>344163336
> I went to sleep during Jax and Daxter
I feel bad for you. You missed one of the best runs in the history of GDQ.
>>344162858
>tactics advance description
These jokes are far worse than they make them out to be.
HAHAHAHAHAHA SUCH FUNNEY PUN XDD
GUESS THATS WHY MY FRIENDS THINK IM RANDOM *lifts up spork*
ITS STILL ON
i remember when we had fun
maybe i should just rewatch the old runs instead while reading through the archived threads.
is 4chan down? why is the thread dead? these threads are usually lively as fuck. is there another thread made by a gigantic faggot who can't put sgdq or games done quick in their title?
Donators have more money than brains.
>>344163831
Most sound poor as shit too
>>344163816
Well its a pretty boring run.
>>344163016
good read, very hunter s thompson-y
>>344163336
what happened is you missed the best run of the event
>Illusion of Gaia was one of my favorite games during adolescence
>played a couple of years ago
>it's fucking garbage
The game is so ridiculously easy and boring. You can't even try to do a low level run, the game automatically gives you certain amount of upgrades after each boss.
>>344163816
>2.5 hour """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""speedrun"""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>344164012
You are fucking garbage
>>344163816
Nothing of note is happening
>>344162858
>TIME FUCKING COMMANDO
WOW
this is so long holy fuck
i want more gameplay based games
approaching thread limit, don't fuck up the OP this time guys.
>>344164091
RPGs should be banned.
>>344164056
The only good part is the vampire fight and that's all.
>>344164065
>>344164028
>>344163928
this game is still far more interesting than lets say chrono trigger or any other jrpg
pokemon speedrun would be good too when it comes to jrpgs
>secret of mana
>illusion of gaia
>chrono of trigger
All of these games need to fuck off. They aren't fun to watch.
>funny
>good commentary
>pushing the envelope
>informative
I had no idea Jim Carrey was Canadian.
Was Bonesaw's Jak & Daxter the best run this SGDQ?
>>344164253
They are still, all boring as fuck to watch.
Its an RPG, you are skipping the "good" part of these games.
>>344164313
yup, best run so far
the deus ex run before it was also good
>>344164283
>chrono of trigger
>>344164357
>the good parts of an RPG
no such thing
the jak & daxter run was great if you love memes and aren't interested in speedrunning.
>>344164357
RPGs are trash for speed running. They're story-based, and when you take away the story from a JRPG, all you have is running around and clicking through menus.
Whoever thought it'd be a good idea to let JRPGs into a speed run marathon is a fucking moron.
Just tuned in.
>The Brtish DOOOOM fuck is back on announcer.
Please tell me he's only here for gaia
>>344164357
>>344164283
Go and watch a vod or something if you haven't anything better to do, I personaly like to see games that take me a day or so destroyed in a couple of hours.
>>344164510
>being interested in speedrunning
autistic as fuck
>>344162245
fuck off that run was great
>i need to stop saying dude
1 second later he fucks up something
>DUUUUDE
>>344164537
>The Brtish DOOOOM fuck is back on announcer.
how new are you
>>344164510
>if you love fun and hate boring autistic shit
You found me out. If you had your way, you'd make sure every GDQ is as boring as this one because muh speedruns.
>pay money to ask question
>don't get it answered
This announcer is so chill
>>344164510
how much did gdq pay you to say that
>>344164510
This event is just a showcase, they're not there to break records
>>344164313
It's the best run of the past 4 gdq's at least.
>Patrick's impressions were god-tier kek
>Bonesaw's descent into madness was funny and heart-straining to a degree
>The number of times he was "banned"
>Somehow still below time in the end
It's what gdq runs should be desu.
Watching the vod won't ever be as funny, the heat of the moment made the live experience a 10/10 one
>>344164535
Yeah, exactly my point.
They are terrible choices. KOTOR definitely a good example.
This thing still has some gameplay but this is just boring.
>>344164540
>its okay if we waste the most amount of time on the least interesting things because I happen to like it
Good for you anon but nobody cares.
>>344164560
>>344164609
Imagine spending all this time being mad and complaining about how you're voluntarily watching a marathon about something you don't like.
>>344164704
>Implying GDQ wants people to know Jak and Daxter even exists
That run caused so much shit for them and I love Bonesaw for being the one to tell them to fuck off.
im glad its over
>>344159837
great game but overhyped as hell
the game was more technical than good
>Rob Schneider finds out that GDQ isn't what it's cracked up to be.
I see /v/ is especially autistic today.
IT'S OVER, WE'RE FREE
Puwexil is a beautiful dancer
>>344164949
Haha south park reference
WHOA I CANT WAIT FOR BORINGWIND RUN FOR THE NTH TIME GUYS
GEE WHAT SORT OF EXPLOIT YOU THINK THEY WILL USE THIS TIME?!
>>344164864
what an incredible image, waow
>>344165030
BANNED
>>344164864
Yeah, the run was enjoyable even just for the fact that he was twisting the staff's panties into oblivion all the way.
>Why are you doing this?
>>344165051
>I hate fun, this means I hate watching people have fun. Better ruin your fun so you can be a miserable piece of shit like me!
People like you would honestly be better off swallowed. Just sayin'.
>>344165030
Did they really ban the guy? He always seemed so happy to be there.
Finland mentioned!
fucking finally
>>344164949
they went full on not giving a fuck
FINALLY
>>344164949
>that not so subtle commentary on the current state of gdqs
>>344165242
He supported every single run he could too, and was always there.
>>344165242
coolmatty said on plebbit that he's not banned.
and before anybody gives me shit, the only reason i was on plebbit was to find out if that ty guy got banned.
>>344154806
Hol 'up... No gender policing?
Does this mean I can go into the ladies' room and lick the seats and no one can kick me out for being a dude?
Maybe this event is worth the $70 anyway.
>Forgot I had stream muted
>Come back right in time for Shatterhand
Fuckinghype.
FUN FACT:
Pirated version of Shatterhand was released in 3rd world countries were labeled by pirates as Robocop 3 for attention grab
>>344165124
But why? To autistic for modern hip gaymers?
Is that UraniumFaggot on the couch?
>>344165242
probably not, but I'm not aure my self. AGDQ is a much bigger event and will probably have more "recognizable" faces of the Speed Running community. But granted other than socializing, I have no clue what else Blueglass would be doing at these events since all he runs is Ecco.
>>344165591
Pretty sure it's the hotel people who decide who gets to use which bathroom. They're the ones who get to deal with the media backlash if somebody get raped.
>>344165591
https://youtu.be/aWJT0egzAy0?t=2m45s
You're just going to catch nu-male creeps there
Did the Deus Ex runner from last night end up getting banned?
>>344162790
Who?
>>344165775
yes
Does anyone have the pic of the wall of text from some staffer explaining blueglass isn't banned and how they're trying to reduce the tryhard policing of these events?
>>344165775
No, but he got scolded.
>>344165831
>>344165820
Source?
>>344165680
>"recognizable" faces of the Speed Running community
= Personality streamers claiming to speedrun.
Most actual good runners are known in the community, the people you're thinking of don't matter.
>>344164610
>Donate
>My donation doesn't get read
>Chargeback the money
Every time
Where can I watch Doom and other runs I've missed?
>>344155042
Jak and Daxter was amazing
>>344165908
>it's
woah...it really makes you think
New thread time for the sake of a good OP format
>>344165932
>>344165932
>>344165932
>>344165908
>oh no, these people who have given us literal millions said a naughty word? oh dear!
>>344165775
>picked blonde hair blue eyed JC
>Dropped the "forbidden word" 3 times
>Made jokes about burning people while throwing pregnancy tests at them
>Showed off glitches after the end without staff's permission, even though he was way under estimate
>hadfun
He's definitely banned
>>344165913
I'm not even familiar with the scene, I'm just saying recognizable to the people on here or /srg/ who care about particular runners.
>>344165937
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4r4pyp/sgdq_vod_thread_2016/
>>344166098
Thank you
>>344165908
THINK OF THE CHILDREN UP AT 1AM WATCHING AN M RATED GAME!!
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!
>>344155238
>puwexil
>literally who
Son, let me have a talk with you, you seem new to the speed running scene
>>344166068
People here are waaaaay out of touch with the scene and still think Siglemic and Trihex are in any way relevant.
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