SGDQ2016 THREAD #174
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Oh shit it's a race, I'm ready
i want a qt girlfriend
I bet on the Filipino
>Some fat cunt broke his leg at the hotel after falling down stairs because he was too distracted by Pokemon Go
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How to spend my salary
1-3 PS4 > Watch > Save up
4-6 Watch > PS4 > Save up
7-9 Save all
0 Make a tinder account
Nothing will top Jak and Dexter.
>>344146316
Would you hang out with Krystal?
top lad announcer is back lads
>N64 007 music in background
Whatever you say about that game, the music and feel of the game was top notch.
>>344146381
funfact: filipino is the most powerful race on earth
>70+ threads in a day
Calling bullshit
>>344146387
HAH fucking rekt yourself son
someone needs to make a punished Owen Wilson jack with a naruto headband and pikachu with one while also looking like venom snake with the caption "punshied jak owen wilson, a man denied his car keys"
>>344146397
Do they even breathe oxygen?
>>344146386
Hope the rest of the spergs follow suit
memes and hookers
Chibi ran in with a gun and shot caveman
REMINDER
is the guy with the basecap the same from last years who choked super hard?
>>344146503
where's his right leg????
>>344146524
HOL UP
>>344146503
Guess this is why alcohol is banned, they dont want bums sleeping on the floor
>>344146394
I still can't get over
>I don't even like anime
>audience claps
>>344146524
lol
>>344146503
xDDDD
>>344146524
God bless that precious autist.
He's too pure for this world.
>>344146524
M2K is so fuckin based.
How many Bluglass jiggles would you give this SGDQ so far?
>>344146397
>_______________ with Krystal
Yes, always yes, no exceptions
>>344146619
Lmao look at this pathetic weeb
>>344146619
Reminder that anime is fine. Animemes are not.
Guys, I have a 200 word essay due next month. I already got a title: The most degenerate act men has ever come up with
Any ideas for content?
>>344146619
NO ME GUSTA
>it's warpless
how the fuck did he do this
>>344146259
Is she a chubby chaser/feeder?
>>344146704(w, get it?)
>>344146659
No blueglass/10
>>344146656
edgy
>>344146619
Anime is dumb.
>>344146704
Your dad and how you were born.
>Ty run is on the SGDQ playlist
Yes, finally I can watch the trainwreck happen.
>>344146704
Yea, go back to 2014 and take your meme with you.
>>344146704
Shitposting.
It's so dumb, dude. It's so-- this fucking board, I tell you. How many hours of my life have I wasted shitposting on this fucking piece of shit goddamn site, just to get (You)'s and feel good about myself? It's a fucking joke. That's the only reason people shitpost, really. It's so I can, like, get attention. Cause, like, yo, no one that fucking shitposts is a fucking millionaire, you know, fucking hot bitches and like doing actually important things in life. Everyone who shitposts is a degenerate and getting replies is the only way they can feel good about themselves. Like, how many hours of my life have I wasted doing that bullshit? It's so stupid. It's fucking pathetic. All I fucking do is waste my life away trying to get (You)'s for a temporary god damn high, which will last fucking, you know, a minute or so until it goes away, and Anon exposes me for the world record baiter I am. Fucking hell, dude. It's a complete joke. Shitposting is the most degenerate act men has ever come up with.
Well, it's fucking true. It's fucking true. The only reason we shitpost is cause we're too pathetic to accomplish anything else decent in life. So we fucking shitpost, because it gives us this temporary feeling of like "Oh my god I'm good! I'm the best in the world at this thing hardly anyone else does". That's all it is, really. It's a-- we're all a fucking joke. Yo, we-- we masquerade around 4chan like "Ha ha we're so cool making a million memes for cancer", you know, "Aren't we fucking special?". Nah, we're just a fucking pile of god damn losers. That's all we are. It's ridiculous. People thinking shitposting is cool is the biggest goddamn meme on the planet.
>>344146735
>posting that abomination of a cartoon
>>344146776
Kill yourself
>>344146794
Not edgy, that's just what real life autism looks like.
>>344146674
Commit incest with Krystal?
>>344146753
>she must be a creepy sex pervert! No, wait, she only likes him for his money! I bet she fucks Chad and Tyrone every night!
>Phew, worldview protected
>>344146397
She knows the blue outfit makes her look naked
She is asking for it
Furfags out
ITS TIME FOR ZELDA
>>344146656
As long you didn't mean to you can literally do anything. As long as your last name is clinton
>>344146959
You're not any better.
>>344146959
Yes
You'll never have her crush your head with her thighs.
What was Link doing in Zelda's room
Did he sniffed her panties? Xdd
>>344146959
>posting anime
You're really no better, stop acting like you are.
>>344146835
It's true
Zelda II best Zelda game¡
>>344147054
>Yes, easily
>>344146259
>mfw always see this webm being posted around but can never watch it because funposting(aka phoneposting)
can someone tell me what happens? i dont wanna get on my computer...
>>344147124
(Spoiler) kys {\Sopler|
>>344147203
she kisses him because they're a couple
did he just get a tiny saria
I want one
Why is Zelda so popular? This looks like trash
>>344147124
>>>/a/
>>344147203
>Not being able to watch webms on your phone
That just makes you a double fag.
>>344147254
>Judging a game solely on it's looks
>>344146776
Why is this ass so perfect?
/a/ get out ruuuuuuuu
I am up next guys, wish me luck!
DED
WTF this dude is banned from SGDQ forever.
kek broke the tv in a million pieces, what a fag
>>344147078But I still love you and notice you.
>>344146539
Is that.....it is! Thats fucking Todd Howard!
>>344147241
>>344147254
Dumb anime poster
>playing stone age games again
Ugh. Do I have to say I like this game to be part of the /v/ club?
>>344147305
Because you find animal ass attractive?
LET'S-A-GO!
>>344147254
Because it's fun?
>>344147330
Good luck, hamster!
What the hell is this saltiness? Who is gonna pay for this tv now?
>>344147416
DOOD
Never played this game, guessing PRO JN is in the lead?
>>344147292
He's a weebfag. Did you expect anything less shallow?
>>344146704
reimu a shit
>>344147340
iphone 5c
its pretty old...
>yfw pro_jn smashes the joystick on the tv set
>>344147409
Put that on anything and my wee wee would be hard
>>344147078
this blank image shit needs to stop
>>344147460
In his defense, he probably doesn't even play video games, and thinks you can judge a game by watching it since you can do that with anime.
DUDE JUST BROKE THE TV
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best SGDQ hands down
THAT'S MY TV
>>344145860
>because 3d mario games are all about skill and not glitching straight to the >end of the gameonly counting 120stars here zelda 100% would be great as >well if 80% of them wasnt just glitching
You're pretty fucking stupid. Ocarina of Time 100% is harder to optimize than every single 3d mario game aside from SM64. Most 3d mario games are piss easy to speedrun lmao.
You really think those glitches are easy? They're faster. Not easier. Not even close to being easier.
>>344147483
Fuck you. Lady Hakurei a best
THE FUCK DUDE NOT THE TV KEK
>>344147340
ios is fucked up
its browser doesn't play webms and apple doesn't let anyone make browsers that can
What is this broken TV shit?
rip simpol
Krystal is love
>>344147439
>he didn't get it
>he does not watch the speedruns
>he is here just to shitpost
fucking hate disgusting cunts like you
What do furry tits feel like
>>344147621
>being this blind
pro_jn just fucking smashed the tv out of saltiness
races are fucking dumb
jajaja
>>344147617Merlin browserlook it up
>>344147621
Forced memeing since the run is shit tier
>>344147409
Show me one animal with an ass like that, its like you miss the whole point of furfaggotry
>>344147617
Wow, i did not know that, applefags are dumb
>>344146524
perfect
>>344147682fluffybags of sand
>>344147682
Normal tits, just with comfy, and warm fur.
Well, Pro_JN, time to go to rehab
>so this part is pretty scary
Every runner keeps saying the exact same thing. Christ what wimps.
>>344147684
I just got here, isn't he still playing?
>>344147705
>forced memeing
Guys stopped the stream because pro_jn threw a giant fit.
>>344147786
He's fucking with you.
>all this furshit
who invited trash while I was gone?
>>344147557
broke the TV? what did i miss?!
>>344147845
There was a Starfox Assault run just last before Zelda 2, which is on right now
SOMEONE UPLOAD THE BROKEN TV MOMENT
>>344147845
The star fox assault run before Zelda attracted all the furfags and they haven't stopped posting pics.
>>344147845
I believe you just let yourself in.
>>344147919
>>344147919
>>344147919
>>344147845
Run is boring, furry tiddies are nice
>>344147826
Are you watching on twitch or something? Nothing happened on my end
Are you so bored that you're forcing lies now
>>344147935
Why did you link to the OP/
What are you listening to right now /v/?
>>344147954
Woah, thanks for that (You) my man.
>>344147965
Well, I'm watching nothing right now. One screen disappeared, the other has link stopped, and no one present on the camera. All that can be heard are people far away screaming.
>really hoping someone is recording this shit
>>344148029
The stream, what else?
>>344147943
>All those Krystal flash games
>All those cuck Krystal flash games
What's Newgrounds up to these days?
>>344147943
>intentionally attracting jannies
rip anon, you were a hero
>>344147878
>>344147878
>being this new and retarded
>babby's first shitposting thread
Nigger I've been watching this cringefest since day0 and catching up with stuff I've missed and there was not a single incident unfortunately
time for zelda tits to replace furtits
What the hell, where are the runners?
>>344148116
Zelda is best Princess and Krystal is best furfucker.
Best of both worlds.
>>344148116
How can furfags compete?
>>344148129behind you
>>344148129
Pro_JN threw the joystick against the tv set out of saltiness. Everyone went after him.
>>344148116
>not SS Zelda
Just stop now.
>>344148090
I posted it last thread and nothing happened, I've been shitposting lewds all day long.
>>344148073
Being irrelevant and dead mostly.
>>344148183
they literally can't
WHAT DID I LOST?
F I X T H E T V
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>>344148246
Is Nocturne worth completing? I'm going through it right now but it feels like such a slog. Stuck on Dante atm.
>fell for the sex meme
>This donation announcers voice grinds my gears
>>344148392
it's literally the same as using your hand, but wetter.
>DOOM
HERE WE GO AGAIN
>Letting this donation reader ever read donations during your run
STOP. He NEVER shuts the fuck up.
>"Pro_JN will be alright. We'll continue the run alone for now."
KEKEKEKEKE
>>344148368
It only gets harder from there.
If you're feeling that it's a slog now, your feelings probably won't change.
I do think it's worth giving it a little longer shot, though.
>>344148029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBlt_zN-NhE
I'll be back for Rygar, anything is better than this race
>>344148415
sounds like an overweight farmer
>announcer kept being obnoxious for like 15 minutes about Doom
>fell asleep almost as soon as it started
How was it?
>zelda
SGDQ right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnDT0cZLdcc
WE ALREADY HAD ZELDA
END THIS RACE NOW
>>344148552
It was a complete holocaust
I can hear every breath and lip lick from this announcer
>>344148552
You mean before the Tetris Attack race? The race just proved that girls cant into vidya
>>344146807
That shit was on at 7am , what happened?
>shown some love
every fucking donation
>>344148129
>Simpol running alone
>says nothing
>Pro_JN killed his soul and destroyed his tv
Some discord of underage faggots is trying to force a meme here isn't it
just sad
HIGH TOUCH?!
>>344148550
You are correct, someone posted a pic of him earlier.
>>344148719
which meme
>>344148665
There's a good explanation for this. Have you seen how he looks like? Not his fault he's fat.
>>344146776
>deleted
>>344148742
le broken tv
why you would do this when we're clearly all watching the stream escapes me
>>344148603
are we posting YouTube vids now?
https://youtu.be/cs5OQrdlq2c
>>344148684
Yeah, exactly that one. She came last, right? Like 2 minutes after everyone was done? Christ women are useless and awful at everything. That Quackshot run was basically a let's play too..
>>344148801
Are you literally blind?
Rest in peace sweet angel
>>344146776
reupload it pls
or post source
>>344148859
She came last and she was4minutes late.
>>344148530
I exaggerated a bit, it's pretty fun but it's certainly showing it's age.
For example, failing the Thor fight you have to sit through 10min+ of cutscenes and dialogue just to try the fight again, things like that are pretty boring.
Otherwise I like it so far. But it's pretty tough for sure (haven't grinded yet though).
>>344148859
the quackshot run was fine
>>344148937
>He can't see deleted post
Lmaoing@#urlife
>>344148960
No tricks, nothing impressive was shown whatsoever. It was a glorified let's play.
>>344148937
I doubt they'll upload this on Youtube. Pro_jn lost his mind to the salt.
>>344149021
>muh glitches
There were a couple actually they were just blink and you'll miss it ones
>>344149073
If only I could have done that for the whole run.
>>344149021
>/v/ complains about glitches on speedruns
>/v/ complains about glitchless speedrunns
lmfao kill yourself or go make a better speedrun and submit it instead of complaining you fucking sperg
>Zelda 2
>no Feasel
>>344149138
glitches are always fun what do you want
>>344149005
I see it but not the full pic
>>344148937
https://e621.net/post/show/569400
>>344149194
Sweet, thanks a lot
>People are STILL falling for this Alice bollocks
>>344149021
Did you call Abe's Odyssey a let#s play too faget? Glitches don't make a speedrun, they're just often part of the route
>>344149183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALFvB-UWaxg
so amazingly fun
>>344148910
I love these webms, because you can see men trying to look at her discreetly even though you can see the lust in their eyes.
>>344148947
Yeah, it's definitely far from perfect, I can't deny that, but late game is really fun, especially if you're going for True Demon Ending.
>tfw permabanned from chat
>>344149320
Good, you deserve it for using it in the first place.
>>344148910
>that posture
>>344149320
>tfw permabanned from most twitch channels
>>344149272
they are showing how the game is broken, It's for your entertaiment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCtr2Kmed2Q
inb4 autism just look at the game
>>344149367
All I wanted to do is call people boners
>>344149297
Tumblr please
>>344149246
>>344149138
>>344149073
It was a boring snoozefest. That bitch also died several times during the run. It was a waste of everyone's time.
Thread is moving too slow, post SGDQ 16' memes
>>344149449
sounds to me like you're projecting an irrational hatred of women onto a speedrun desu
>>344146368
I have a qt girlfriend (male)
>>344149449
It was definitely boring, I'll agree there.
>>344149485
>A FUCKING MENU
What are some bad game runs, from and year?
Have there been any people who totally just quit a run?
>>344149449
The commentary was fine and there have been much worse runs lmao, seems like you haven't seen the event at all if you think this was a bad run.
You just want (You)s so here is one, now stop watching the event if you don't like it.
HOLY SHIT THAT QUICK KILL
coolest thing i've seen at the event so far
>>344149485
here's a meme
>>344149518
Is that Romscout?
If so, he's putting on some weight.
WEBM making cock sucker here. Just woke up. Should I go through the trouble of scouring the VODs for meme shit? I know you all love those vuggen memes.
>>344149598
Yes please
>>344149598
eyo i'm also watching through mpc, teach me how to make webms that fast pls!
>>344149550
I remember a dude who failed a run, don't remember if it was from agdq 2016 or sgdq 2015
>>344149550
A few.
Crash 2 is the infamous one.
One of the Zelda GBC games the warp wouldn't work and that got mercy killed.
>>344149598
Nothing really worthwhile.
>>344149598
How into webm'ing with mpc-hc?
>>344149598
Is he cracking one off under the table?
>>344149550
The Animorphs run from I think last AGDQ was hilariously bad
Anyway so now that this is the worst SGDQ ever how long until the event is permanently cancelled?
>>344149550
Last GDQs left4dead run was by far the worst possible one I've seen, next to the minecraft run from that same GDQ.
>this part is really scary
That's not the first time I've heard that during this event. Christ what spineless wimps.
These people clap for anything.
Fucking zelda fans circle jerk so hard over such a shitty series
>>344149716
As soon as it becomes unprofitable
>>344149598
Are you using ShareX to make webms?
>>344149685
The poor guy looks like he's about to pass out. I've been able to fap myself into a full burst of energy to stay awake.
>tfw you fap not for the pleasure but to just stay up to shitpost or play vidya a few hours longer
dis music
>>344149714
This was bad, they messed up and restarted like 5 times. It was horrible.
>>344149716
When people finally get bored of watching mostly the same speed runs time and time again. The only ones I liked this year was Wolfenstein and Dishonored.
I'm bored, what game should I play?
help i dont think i've got any significant amount of sleep since sh3
i dont even remember if i've been asleep since
>NEW FAGS CAN'T TRIFORCE
be honest, who here was that?
>>344149021
you forgot the childish amount of unfunny sarcasm and pathetic attempts at jokes
>>344148910
Is that guy on the left eating a giant sandwich?
>>344149598
The TV smashing moment, please.
>>344149832
that meme is not obscure so it could have been anyone really
>>344146524
Really makes you think... hmmm
>>344149828
NMH 2
>>344149828
those are all good choices
roll a dice or something
>>344149407
>walking head down staring at the floor like a turbo autist
be still my heart
>>344149839
Did you honestly expect anything else from the runner?
>>344149828
wario land 2, obviously
>>344146259
I really hope he's got an obscenely massive dick, I dunno why but the idea that a girl is only with a dude cause he's got a huge dick gets me so turned on.
>>344149828
star fox 64 always go with star fox 64
>>344149931
I just so happen to have a 12 sided die.
Well, let's see who's the winner...
>>344149976
>>344149407
She just had her head ducked to avoid the light from the projector you fucking autists.
Well that race was fucking shit.
>>344149550
Animal Crossing from a year back or so was one of the most boring things I've ever watched
>>344149976
my ex has the same stiff fuckin head down walk
they dress similar too. not worth it dude
>>344150023
id reroll if you got the fighter
>>344149647
>>344149681
I record with FRAPS to make uncompressed video.
As soon as something interesting happens I stop the recording and start another one.
I open the video with another instance of MPC to locate the exact time of the interesting shit.
I drag the video into WebMConverter (previously known as WEBM for retards) and type in the start and end time for the shit.
I then press "Crop" to select the resolution and location of the interesting shit.
Size limit is 2.90, high quality mode checked, 2-pass encoding checked, 2+ threads, click convert.
Ideally this would be happening on a second hard drive or an SSD but constantly restarting and deleting boring uncompressed video on an SSD is a taxing bit of monotony.
Once it's done I double check it for quality and post it.
It seems like a lot when I type it out, but it can all be done very quickly when you're used to it and I've been doing this for GDQs since webms were available on 4chan.
>superior gook genetics
my ass
KISSU
>>344150093
They only show through if he's using a mouse and keyboard
>that moment in races where one person is behind by minutes
i think i couldn't stand the pressure. look at that tetris attack. sheesh
>>344149485
my favorite so far, couldn't be arsed to make a better crop
>>344148910
What's with all the beta losers in every thread lusting over females whenever they appear on stream?
did anyone ever choke so hard they were unable to finish their game?
CHOKE
Dying in that situation is my worst nightmare
>>344150240
you mean actually not finishing or just choked but manage to pull through?
>>344149828
Star Fox 64 or Wario Land 2 obviously.
>>344150193
isn't that guy in prison for cp?
hey that was really enjoyable
>>344150240
Almost the Jak and Daxter. I remember some guy just giving up a run.
>>344149598
gamesdonequick/v/76482482?t=9h57m15s
Make a webm of plaid girl leaving please
>3 minutes behind and dies to the final boss
>good race
>>344150092
smart
i used webmcam, sadly can't get 60fps but who cares
>>344150284
actually not finishing and getting cut off
>>344147282
not him but for some reason only 60% of webms seem to work on my phone. I assume it's resolution related.
How long has this donation reader been doing donations?I want him to fuck off. He's annoying.
>>344150240
BlueGlass among others.
It doesn't happen that often anymore because of muh marathon strats.
>>344149828
S&P2
>>344150193
Wait was mad Thad really there? Or is it a bunch of new fags not realize the greatest black weeaboo of all time?
>>344150310
Yeah I go through this process because it's quick and the quality is uncompromised 60fps.
>>344150240
the guy playing prompt this year was struggling so much that he had the feed cut and he set up for the final jump before it came back
>>344149828
holy shit man you got good taste
i like your stailu senpai
>Just noticed the guy wearing a fez
>>344150393
dont know, had to leave work midstream
probably not though
>>344150216
>Not appreciating qts
L E A V E
Chin chong btfo, he actually has a better wr than the swede guy.
>>344150298
All right. Might take me a few because my process is different for VODs.
That was pretty entertaining
Lumberjack BTFO korea
>That donation comment about a vegetarian girl stopping the donator on the sidewalk
>Announcer ends it abruptly
>sighs and grumbles for like 30 seconds afterwards.
what the fuck was that about
>somebody call alladin I found Abu in the crowd
Whew twitch chat bringing the bantz
>>344150584
Orlando club shooting joke. He barely caught it in time.
After some dice rolling, and rerolling, here are the finalists.
And because I'm an idesisive fuck, I want a post ending in 3 to chose.
>>344150216
virgin thirst xD
>>344150659
Fuck, I missed that
>>344150672
Go play with a gun and end yourself
>it's a "literally who runs literally what" episode
>>344150696
That's exactly what it is and it's pathetic.
Anyone else enjoyed the Claymates speedrun?
Never expected that game to show up.
It's top comfy game, althoughFRUSTRATING
They didn't show the best thing about the game though, which is the bouncing ball bonus stage.
>>344150584
It was a joke you turbo autist.
"I've never seen 'Herbivore'..."
>>344150659
>>344150716
man I was listening and I don't even get it
>>344150672
sin and punishment, now stfu niglet
good morning, /v/
I missed these, any of them worth watching later?
>>344150584
It was a pun. Donator said "I'm sure I never met herbivore".
>>344150672
mgr
>even the announcer whishes that people would donate to other incentives than le animals
>>344150672
>unironically falling for the wii60 meme
gee, 2006 called, they want their shills back
>>344150723
>Rygar
>literally what
Leave, child
>>344150759
He said her before though, not herbivore.
>>344150781
Deus Ex and Jap and Daxter was historic, you missed the best.
>Cavemans run at 5 am
They know, they want to avoid the memewagon
The bad puns are the best part.
>>344150672
rolling for >>344150789
>>344150781
deus ex, jak and daxter.
especially jak and daxter, trust me.
you can thank me later,
>>344150781
Jak and Daxter was the most entertaining run in years
>illusion of gaia 100%
>estimate 2h 30min
STOP
>>344150915
eat a dick.
I'm on a limited data cap until next week, was the Caveman Klonoa run any good and should I watch it?
Also was the Jak and Daxter run as good as people on twitter make it out to be?
>EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE
>5
>4
>3
It's like he's counting how many people are in the audience
>>344150558
>>344150298
Can't be bothered to get the video resolution at 1280x720 for 1:1 so this was upscaled to 1080p.
Bigger, but some of the quality is muddy.
>>344150883
The ebin memerun was at some ungodly time too.
>>344150782
I only arrived for the end of that but just now rewatched the whole thing
Definitely one of the most entertaining ones until now.
Why do they have to be butthurt about people talking about celebrities like that - its done a million times on live television all day.
>>344150659
What exactly did it say?
>>344150672
Wario Land 2
Missed caveman's run after bonesaw's laughapalooza.
how was it?
Which screen is displaying the right colors?
>>344150986
top waifu
>>344150978
>Demands everybody in the audience join in
>Shouts over the top of them all anyway
/tg/ on the couch
>>344150723
Not knowing Darkwing Duck
>t-t-the pattern was so b-bad I died
get gud before you run it in a marathon
WHERE IS
CHIBI?!?!?!
>>344151060
okay, nothing special. More people on the couch than in the rest of the room.
>>344151014
stream has to be save and pg for the big sponsors like twitch now, thats why
>>344151117
Banned for cheating
>>344151073
The right one based on the Zelda 2 run.
>>344151106
You know this made me think, if someone's running some stupid ass niche game that no one plays and they suck total dick, no one would really know.
>>344151184
>chibi
>cheat
nice try, caveman
>>344151117
Didn't you get the news? He finally offed himself.
>>344150672
punishing sinfulness
>>344151216
That's exactly what the Prompt run was
>>344151225
Did you miss it when it was all over /v/?
WHERE
IS
COSMO?!
>>344151080
gee anon-kun, someone with a mic can talk louder than people without one?
>>344150782
Did this guy actually get in trouble, his run was the most entertaining part of the stream so far.
He has no idea who's even running
>>344151315
Cosmo approaches.
>>344151060
dry
FUCKING BAN HIM
BAN THE FUCKER
>>344150672
wario land 2
i want to watch one runon their youtube archive.
so far what have been the best/mostfun/skiled runs?
>>344151307
wait whaaaaat?
>>344150216
newsflash
man like women
even if GDQ wants you to think everyone is gay/trans/bi/cocoongender
>>344151307
I like that juummmmmmmp
>>344151307
Why does his life continue a downward spiral /v/?
And how come everyone has front row seats to it?
>>344151335
Not to degree he does it.
I've heard others go
>5
>4
>They stop talking and let the crowd finish the countdown
>>344150672
Star Fox 64
WHERE
IS
BLUEGLASS?!
>>344151172
But how the fuck is talking and even making fun of celebrities not safe?
Its a single most common shit ever, you see it everywhere thats how extremely mainstream it is.
>>344151315
Stuck in Transylvania
>>344150741
You don't have to be a virgin to like looking at women.
>>344150782
>386K when starting the run
>400k when ending it
>14k raised during a 2AM run
I really hope they don't ban him
>>344151448
He used a macro to input a frame perfect trick and pretended he casually pulled it off.
Unfortunately for him, the TAS guy who found the trick was watching the stream.
>>344151416
Dude run : Demon Crest
ROB SNEIDER WOW : Jak and Daxter
WHERE
IS
CALEB?!?!
>SAY it!!!
>>344151568
You're saying that to people who never leave their house.
>>344151467
Its like a horrible reality tv show
wow racist much
>>344150672
wario land II
>>344149598
Make a webm of caveman falling off the chairs pls
So what was so "good" about the Jak run?
>>344151582
Stop spreading misinformation. He didn't use a macro to do something the game allows. He used a cheat to do something the game doesn't allow. He jumped higher than the game allows, hence the fucking PROOF that he cheated. If he used a macro nobody would be able to prove anything.
>>344150672
Looks like you won't get a 3.
>>344150216
probs because they all wan to get laid then they see a girl who looks alright and hey think "she will be the solution to my virginity" then they wait for her to make the first move because they are all to scared to approach a women and it never happens and so the cycle continues as none of them ever approach a women and they just stare at a women go past and think " if only i wasn't such a beta "
>>344151719
Any sort of specific information for WHEN that actually happens? Beginning of his run? Middle? End?
>>344151568
You do have to be an extremely thirsty virgin fuck to literally sperg out here whenever anyone without a dick walks before the cam.
Why don't they look out their windows theres probably extremely average looking females right there on the street, you can watch and sperg out live.
has there been any more fatshaming?
>>344151816
Fuck off normo
Maybe reddit is more your speed
>>344151793
Right after in the break I think
>>344151816
>G-GUYS LOOK! I AM TOTALLY NOT A VIRGIN!
>>344151723
Owen wilson cameo
>>344146259
That guys pretty attractive for a fatso.
If he lost weight then he'd get some bangin bitches.
>>344151816
i know what you mean bro
i mean what the hell dude!?
freaking nerds
>>344151883
Did I touch you in a sensitive spot anon?No women will do that for you, so better appreciate it.
I'm a 28 yo virgin anon, and I'm not nearly as thirsty as you people, not a question of normalfags - you people are just shit.
>>344151816
I think you might be overreacting.
Do I get special powers if I lose my virginity?
>>344151816
Heres your (You)
Any reason why the colours are different between the two screens?
Is one emulating with a filter?
>>344151793
I think it was in the break after max payne but before serious sam
>>344151998
I'd say the defense is an overreaction.
but again, sensitive topic so I guess it makes sense
Still, very pathetic.
would just like to say that my student loans were cut off this summer and I will not now or ever attend uni for the last year of my engineering degree.
I moved back to my home town of about 1000 people and got a job at my grandfathers convenience store where I live in the attic with his dog Rufus because he thinks its good for me to have a friend and some incentive to walk in the woods after work.
Thanks
Have I missed anything notable since gdq began??
any youtube links for the Deus Ex run?
>>344152058
>GUYS LOOK HOW NOT-PATHETIC I AM!!!
>>344152032
Probably different TVs.
Although I don't know how often they emulate some of the games.
>>344152012
No, but if you keep it until 30, you'll be a wizard. I fell for the temptation once, don't repeat the same mistake I did
>>344152103
No, you people are just more pathetic than I am.
Especially you.
>death nigger
What did he mean by this?
>>344151974
>getting frustrated at people acting like horny faggots on an anonymous image board
>being a 28 yr old virgin
lmoa
lemme guess. you're an enlightened nihilist that doesn't need sex because it is below him
>>344152032
The game is old and started fading yellow, the right cartridge was stored in an airproof bag so it faded less.
>>344151117
WHO GIVES
A FUCK
>pigger
>>344152140
you are either pathetic or not pathetic. Because you visit /v/ you are the latter one
>>344152140
>he is defending himself
>on an anonymous vietnamese cartoon image network.
Summerfags really are entertaining people.
i miss cute red head in the front row speaking of girls at SGDQ
>>344152041
>>344151884
I'm checking the VODs but I don't see him falling anywhere. I'll do another pass but the times you're telling me aren't showing me anything.
Why does Caveman play all these weird as fuck furry games, is this guy a furfag?
>>344152238
>>344151998
>>344150986
>everyone trying to steal DS DADS spotlight
Fucking plebeians
>>344152319
He's shit at speedrunning and can only get good time in games that no one else plays.
>>344152319
he's weeb as fuck
>>344152319
He has an appreciation for shitty ps1 games
>>344152337
DS Dad is fascinating. I can never NOT like seeing him.
>>344150672
undeertale
>>344151793
the break after Max Payne
>>344152337
First guy deserves it.
Anyone know his name? The guy that was with Bonesaw.
>Tetris
>9:34 PM
What the heck was happening for the last few hours?? Tetris run was supposed begin at 7-8 PM IIRC.
>>344152317
Just checked myself, it'd be around 4:19:00 on the most recent vod
I missed Starfox. Was the runner competent? Did furries raid the thread again?
>that fucking donation
>>344152319
nigga's weeb as fuck
>>344152319
He's the video game edition of Ian from Forgotten Weapons, he likes weird things that everyone else has forgotten or never heard of.
choke on it
>>344152532
>Was the runner competent?
His run was good, I can't comment on his personality though since I had it muted mostly.
>Did furries raid the thread again?
Of course they did.
>>344152245
There are always degrees.
>>344152263
No, you arent that entertaining
>>344152532
Runner competent? Yeah he was. He did some pretty alright stuff. He was a chubby nerd whose voice cracked every sentence, but I haven't had a problem with that with him.
Krystals were rained upon in the threads.
>>344152531
Thank you. I'm making it now.
Do people really believe Ocarina of Time is an easy game to speedrun because it has lots of glitches? Are people really this retarded?
>>344150986
>She has a bicycle helmet too
How is it even possible to be this cute?
>>344151998
>showing feet
WHORE
GUYS GUYS
WHERE DO I FIND YOUTUBE LINKS FOR THE MOST RECENT GAMES!?
TWITCH IS BLOCKED AT MY WORK BUT YOUTUBE ISN'T
>>344152680
Thank you anon
what have been the best runs so far?
>>344152750
School blocker?
>>344151998
what a slut
>>344152582
I really dont understand why they have to keep saying this shit.
>hey this is for charity, lets make everyone as bummed out and sad as I am
>>344152583
>Sonygger
Of course he is.
I want to have sex with a vagina
>>344152697
It's certainly easier to make faster due to the glitches, but that doesn't mean it's easier to DO the giltches
>>344152804
Jet Set Radio
Jedi Academy
Sonic Adventure 2
Sonic 06
Deus Ex
Jak and Daxter
>>344152891
asshole > vagina
>giving money to save terrorists
>>344152891
You're going to have sex with my asshole and it will stink you little puppy. I am your master and you will like my punishments.
>>344152891
>Not wanting your benis in an anus
Faggot.
>>344151998
Literal actual confirmation that women are only into videogames for attention
>>344152927
what vod was deus ex?
also you forgot ty if he likes autism, and cringe
>>344152927
Jedi Academy was great because of the runner. He was my favorite so far
>guy with a fez
OY
Longtime watcher first time donator here, watching this at work makes the time fly by. It also helps after my daughter Alice got cancer and died yesterday. Save the animals.
The "sold out event" has been empty for nearly all of this year's event. What the fuck
>>344152982
Ever felt like you are literally 12 years too late in recognition?
Now is the time.
>>344152904
the glitches are the hardest parts of the entire run and are harder than anything in the game casually lol.
>>344152945
This guys knows what he is saying.
For those who asked for it. I wasn't sure if you wanted the parts before or after this, but this seemed the most appropriate.
>>344146426
unfunny meme you failpino
>>344153026
>ty
That should be on the top of the worst runs list.
>Ay ay ron
Its aaron (ah-ron) you fucking idiot fuck
>>344153059
Hopefully it means next time they choose a smaller venue.
>>344153059
Shits dull as fuck as its been in recent years.
Is the donation tracker usually this low? Its past the mid point and they aren't even at 500,000 yet.
>>344153070
>average NJPW marks
>>344153070
Legend.
Was he swiftly banned for life?
>fiance Leslie
I told you guys Leslie was a good female name
>>344153140
The donator wanted him to reference it like this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw
>>344152982
Moving to the front row usually just means you want to see the event better. That's actually the most reasonable explanation.
>>344153070
What a fucking attention whore, his run would have been so much better with Chibi on the couch..
I can hear it now..
>This, looks fun
>>344153070
Oh caveman you nut.
>>344153026
gamesdonequick/v/76671979?t=1h25m
>>344153182
Ye, they usually get HUGE donations during the last few runs.
1 mio should easily be doable.
>>344153240
>attention whore
>empty room
That's not how it works
>No shortdescription for bid #4985
>>344153048
Not
>my son died in the war with Assad
A little bit of efford would make these threads atleast authentic dear shitposters.
How was the Klonoa run?
>>344153070
this webm should have gone for 5 secs more, it would redeem the whole thing
>>344153043
Yeah, that and Jak&Dax was most fun.
>>344153307
it's not like a camera streaming to tens of thousands of people was pointing at him or anything
>>344150672
NMH2
so is andy going to splurge and "accidentally" reset tonic's console?
>>344153070
the absolute madman
>>344153361
His silly acrobatics and point to the camera?
>>344153070
>skips the jump up
You are a mean anonthough his run was boring as shit
>tfw you will never attend a SGDQ gangbang.
streamerz? is this worth watching?
>>344153449
so based
>>344153224
that was great.
>"GDQs are so sterile now! Noone has any fun!! No fun is allowed!!!!
>*someone has fun on the stream*
>"CRIIIIIIIIINGE!!!!!!! AUTISM!!!!! WHAT AN ATTENTION WHORE!!!!"
>>344153474
it's already half over
>NES 2012
is this one of those indie "OH SO RETRO" games that released on an older console?
>>344153531
Calm down.
>>344146259
who is this qt couple
TINDER LOOOL IM A FUCKING NORMIE HAHA
>>344153531
pretty much this
>>344153604
me on the left
>>344153531
Exactly.
>>344153531
>>"CRIIIIIIIIINGE!!!!!!! AUTISM!!!!! WHAT AN ATTENTION WHORE!!!!"
only twitch chat acts like this, stop lying
>>344153578
Yes and it's also an attempt to make one of the Action 52 games viable.
>>344153471
Not many cute guys in 2016 so...
>>344153531
how was twitch during ty?
cereal box games done quick
>>344153070
HahAHAHAHa Oh Wow Gaiz Look at Me I"M So LE RANDUMZZZZ AnD Wacky HahahAHA GAIIIZZZ Look At MEeEeEE!!!!
>>344153059
its half full only when meme streamers run
>>344153059
over in burgerland its 8 am who the fuck would watch boring games block when you could sleep in.
>>344153531
Its just how /v/ works - contrarian to everything.
You can still recognize that when /v/ outrages - it is entertained.
Same thing happens to others, they just don't HAVE to be salty about it.
Better race than zelda
>NES - 2012
Dude, what
>that handshake
waaaay to long brosephalus.
>>344153459
>>344153361
Here you go you big babies.
>Tetris Grandmaster, Trials Fusion and 4 TES games in a row
Neat
>>344153896
It's a homebrew NES game. Basically an indie dev made a game for NES in 2012.
cool homebrew, kinda wanna play it.
Holy shit that was HI-LA-RI-OUS I can't stop laughing.
>>344153924
>>344153070
I don't get it. He's blatantly attentionwhoring. Why do you guys like him so much?
>>344153578
>>344153896
It's called homebrew anons. You now, that thing that is usually used to defend piracy and shit
who was the guy who got the world record on stream last year?
>>344153924
>broke his badge lanyard
That's a bannin.
someone make a new thread you stupid cunts
>>344153307
>empty room
More like
>perfectly placed in front of a camera streaming to thousands
>knowing autistic fans will be asking for weebums
I don't hate caveman, but at least I know to an attention whore when I see it.
>>344153985
Was that atleast entertaining?
Should I watch it now?
>>344154023
memes, he actually isn't even that entertaining.
>>344153985
Nice twitch representation with one pic
including a random kappa
>>344154023
Wanting attention is the worst thing a human being can do.
Stand up comedians and performing musicians are basically pedophiles.
>>344154023
I personally don't care for him, but I was asleep when this happened and apparently nobody picked up the webm making duty.
>>344153985
It's mildly annoying how people spam that cringe face at literally everything that happens
>>344151998
Oh man I think I know who this is, and yes she is
>>344154104
only if you like autism
What was the BANNED run that everyone was cumming over?
I'd like to watch it, but I don't remember the game or the speedrunner
>>344154205
Well that depends, it can be entertaining to observe or annoying to suffer
>>344154235
jak and daxter
>>344154235
Jak and Daxter
>>344154235
Jak and daxter
>>344154104
no imagine the worst stereotype nerd and make it 10 times worse.
>GREETINGS
>AT WORK
>GIRLFRIEND
>GOOD CAUSE
>PRONOUNCE KLJASD FOR MORE $$ CAUSE I WORK
>KILL THE SAVED ANIMALSž
>EKSDEE
>puxeil
>2 hour run
>100%
pls no
>>344154280
>>344154282
>>344154283
what happened
>>344154235
Flintstones, guy fucked up because the announcer talked through his blind segment and started raging hardcore
>>344154334
owen wilson
>>344154334
Bonesaw blew up the hotel.
>>344154334
memes
>harassing Canadian Air
>many jokes
>hardlocks
>more Canada jokes
>ywn go to gdq spending all your time in your room getting off with qt nerd runners
>"he's a memelord"
>>344154334
basically was a modern deconstruction of speedrunning as a genre.
>>344154280
>>344154282
>>344154283
is there any evidence he actually got banned or are you guys just making shit up
>>344154334
twitch tv/gamesdonequick/v/76689322?t=02m56s
>>344154334
a wild ride
>>344154334
glorious off topic banter with occasional f bombs, not the best run
>memelord
>Illusion of Gaia
>EST 2:30:00
Is this speedrun gonna be good or should I just mute it for a couple hours?
>>344154405
>getting off with
The phrasing of a virgin
>>344154452
It's /v/, so of course it's made up
>2:30
>>344154284
Well he certainly got the looks
>>344154452
Not only banned, they cut his balls off live as an example
did they update the schedule? this aint on the list nigga
>>344154502
If you like the game it's good.
If you don't like the game or know about it, it's bad.
Just like every other run in the marathon.
>>344154502
It's backlog time anon
>>344154334
Bonesaw undermining the GDQ staff.
Haha, time to play video games!
>two and a half hours of old pixel shit
fuck this
>>344154334
Bros that were high as fuckkkkkkkkkkkk. they complimented each other well
>>344154559
Still a better looking girl that Cosmonissa.
>>344154303
best thing in this whole GDQ
>>344154518
just a brit
>2:30:00
>>344154502
fuck no its a rpg practically
i'm gonna catch up on past vods
>>344154518
>getting off with
>The phrasing of a virgin
You've blown your cover NEETfag
>EST 2:30
I god I have no time for this shit, but I love that game. What do?Also did Puwexil always look like a cancer patient?
>>344151307
>>344151582
>>344151725
How big of a difference was the cheating jump from what can normally be done? Was it super obvious or was it just a few pixels?
>Over two hours of some RPGMaker shit
lmao
>>344154596
End your life.
>>344154686
>knowing about the world and how they talk about sex makes me a NEET
Okay buddy
>>344154576
>If you like the game it's good.
That's not true at all, a run can be boring to watch even if I like the game, some have in the past for me anyways.
>>344154581
>>344154662
Alright then.
>>344154695
Just a little difference.
>>344154695
Not super obvious to the non-autistic speedrunner, but who else would be watching him but other autistic speedrunners?
Really, fucking dumb move, like 12 year old dumb.
>speedrun longer than 10 seconds
>Look that Jak & Daxter run
>100%
>2h
Thanks for this Illusion of Gaia out of nowhere, it's backlog time.
>>344154807
>still pretending you talk to anyone outside the house
Carry on lad, I'm loving it
>>344154895
>implying the internet doesn't contain information about the world outside my house
You must be new here
>>344154865
Exactly what I'm doing right now, and zero regrets, it's a hilarious run.
Sorry for my choice of words, you fucking nerds
>>344154695
It was just a few pixels but it's noticeable if you run/watch runs of the game, otherwise it's not gonna be.
>>344154957
I like getting off with my flesh light.
I also had sex with real people before.
Check Mate faggot.
>>344155102
>admits to fucking flesh lights
Yeah that's definitely checkmate, I can't insult you any further than you've done yourself.
>>344155102
What's the best place to shop for fleshlights?
>>344155102
This isn't your fight, leave it out lad
>>344155217
BadDragon.
I recommend the wolf one.
>>344155192
Too much of a prude to mention sex toys on the internet anon? Some might mistake you for a nervous virgin.
>>344155192
I masturbate with it and it feels better than my hand, were's the problem poorfag?It also prevents death grip so I actually can cum should I happen to have sex with an actual vagina
>>344155407
What are you talking about? I just mentioned it. Stop projecting/
>>344155481
>s-stop bringing it up
Your insecurity sustains me.
>>344155615
>I'm a giant faggot! Please fuck my ass!
I can greentext things you didn't say also, project more
I was going to give this run a chance but it's so boring, I guess I can get a quick nap during it
time to watch that deus ex speedrun
>>344156318
>>344155906
Don't get left behind nerds
>>344154806
