SGDQ 2016: Even NEETs are asleep
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Now: Serious Sam: The Random Encounter
Next: Star Fox: Assault
Later:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
CAVEMAN
first for klonoa
A BOMB
WHO UP?
memes
>>344140630
First for Chibi shot Caveman.
as much as I love Sam I can't see Random Encounter being an interesting run
>hambone in front row grooving to the tunes
WoW Dude, I'm a fraud.
do they run any japonese erotic games at this event?
i wanna see some guy mashing a controller to cum as fast as possible
>>344140718
Even normal Serious Sam games are boring to speedrun, since they just lock you into arenas.
>>344140689
Good riddance
>>344140689
Sleep tight sweet prince
First for no anime.
>>344140721
T H I C C E R
>>344140686
AYY SMASH THAT MF POST BUTTON
OK, this isn't what I expected
>discount serious sam
why
Remember: the best part about sex is cuddling afterwards and hookers/whores are not much better than fapping
wasn't this game speedran recently?
Was it during rpglimitbreak?
>>344140765
SOMMA FINNA GED DEM WHITE BOI, YA HER
>>344140795
this post is WRONG
WHEN RUNESCAPE
If you are a NEET, you must (you) this post. I repeat, if you are a NEET, you MUST (you) this post. Thank you.
I'm up next, wish me luck
>>344140810
christ how much a weeaboo are you if you have to use moonrune date/time
>>344140795
The hookers I've fucked while spend the time left cuddling a bit. Not like cuddling with someone you actually care for but it's still nice.
Horrible letsplay, talks over every cutscene
>>344140914
checking in:(
yawn
>>344140914
reporting
>>344140914
2 years here its going to change soon though
>>344140927
>nobody is allowed to be japanese around me
>>344140914
living the dream
>from ROTY run to overhyped run to okay run to shity run of a shitty speedrun game
TUMBLING
>>344140949
Name/price/state?
>>344140917
I wish you luck.
>>344141038
I think it's more like
>you're not allowed to be Japanese if you don't live in Japan
How the hell does this garbage game get a full couch but the Abe's Oddysee run was empty?
>>344140914
new NEET here
just dropped out of uni and i'm looking for science related apprenticeships
even though ive gone off the subject
could use some advice
>X year watcher, Y year donator comment
Nobody fucking cares you attention craving faggots
>>344141057
Not from the US. And about 400 usd for 1 hour with anal.
Well, alright, we got 4 good to great runs in a row, time to call it quits.
>>344140914
you got me
>>344141157
>posting on /v/
Nobody fucking cares you attention craving faggot
>>344141145
Have you consideredCompSci?
CAN SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GUY
>CONFIRMED AND VERIFIED AMOUNT OF FUCKS GIVEN: 0
>NEED 2 CHAIRS BECAUSE THEY ARE DESIGNED FOR LOW TESTO BETAS LIKE EVERYONE BESIDES HIM
>OWNING IT UP ALONE IN FRONT OF 75 THOUSAND VIEWERS, DOESNT NEED TO CURL UP WITH HIS BOYFRIENDS
HOW DOES HE GET AWAY WITH THIS?
>Star Fox speedrun
How does that even work?
>>344141202
>existing
Nobody fucking cares you attention craving faggot
Why isn't Caveman Jack jumping?
>>344141049
Don't worry, 2:30:00 speedrun of gaia is ahead.
this game is boring
>>344140914
Greetings from Germany! 10 year NEET here. Going to a trade school next autumn though. Is this good?
>>344141252
Assault isn't on rails
>>344141252
Fastest route and mashing bosses down in seconds
>>344140914
33 year old NEET here. Anxiety, panic attacks and agoraphobia can fuck you up, man.I think I'm dying.
>>344141160
Was it a(Male)
>>344140914
(You)
>>344141202
>replying
Nobody fucking cares you attention craving faggot
>this shit game is being ran
>but not a real Serious Sam game
>speedrunning PRGs
When will they learn?
>>344141350
It's short and different. SGDQ is not about playing the same exact game every year.
>>344141326
Nah.
>>344141350
Seriously.
How did this garbage get a pass?
Anyone even watching or caring for this piece of shit serious sam game?
>tfw you thought it would be real serious sam
>>344141157
>>344141202
>>344141264
>>344141347
Nobody fucking cares you attention craving faggots
>>344141350
Gotta shill dat 15 dollar bundle anon-senpai
>>344141295
Please delete this image
what the fuck is this game?
>>344141220
i'm very slow when it comes to numbers
i'm not bad at maths
i just don't reckon i'd make a good apprentice
it's too bad that most apprenticeships are business admin/ I.T.
i might just have to go for a normal shitty job
>people that literally non ironically speedrun glitchless games
just fuck me up
>>344141350
>>this shit game is being ran
>>but not a different shit game
>>344141295
>I'm ganna miss it
>>344141397
but it's boring. SGDQ should be about entertainment
>>344141398
Then you were swindled, friendo.
>>344141453
Are you calling SS games shit now anon?
Is your butthole that hungry for dickings?
>>344141417
yeah im just checking other sites and doing RL stuff now, and probably going to sleep when before the gaia run.
>>344141453
spotted consolesalt
>>344141252
the game being run isn't the shmup type of Star Fox, but for SF64, etc, there are boss quick kills, optimal boosts, lag reduction, damage boosts, cutscene/dialogue/QTE skips, etc.
i don't run the game, but there's more depth to it as a speedgame than you'd expect.
>>344141431
Risk of Rain
>>344141325
Go to the gym anon, trust me, it helps. If you don't like being outside/around people, find a 24 hour one nearby and go early in the morning. Once you start picking things up and putting them down, you'll feel more energetic, gain a substantial self-esteem/testosterone boost, and you'll have somoething to strive for each day.
>>344141454
we zoo now
>>344141325
>33
I hope I'm not you in 7 years, shit. I already hate my life living jobless with my parents in my mid 20s, feels like such a fucking waste. Like I'm not living at all.
>>344141401
It's in the SGDQ """humble""" bundle
>>344141532
I would love to see them run that lol
>rngrngrngrng
>average playthrough is 1 and a half hour
this shit is literally a slightly faster lets play
Who is your waifu, /v/?
The amount of effort in this game is appalling.
>>344141471
speedrunning isn't about entertaining non-speedrunners. there are almost no speedruns that are entertaining to a person who doesn't speedrun the game, and even fewer that are entertaining to people who have never played the game at all.
these marathons were a mistake.
>>344141516
>>344141508
I spent a month of vacation as a kid with a computer with only Serious sam on it
I spent the entire time playing outside
>>344140630
I used to watch speed runs of Super Mario 64 on Twitch a few years ago so I'm not super familiar with the depth of this scene but is it even possible for them to fill up every chair in that conference room?
I can't imagine it, even for a popular game (what even is a popular game to watch speed runs of?)
>>344141565
Thats exactly what it is.
Run while you still can or you'll stay long enough that you go from living with your parents, to your parents living with you.
>>344141481
US prices might be cheaper.
>Dying this much
>>344141593
one and only since childhood.lain is my daughterfu though
what the fuck is this shit
i was expecting an FPS not scott pilgrim
>>344141650
Tetris attack earlier today, pretty much had a full house.
>>344141587
>3 times as fast
But yeah it's shit anyway
>>344141685
Just name the country, canuck
>>344141593
Shame I never got to see her as a sexy teenage tomboyOr marry JoJo. Life is unfair.
>>344141736
it was also utter shit
>>344141650
Sonic 06 somewhat filled the thing juat became it's a meme.
>>344141650
The only ones I can think of would be Siglemic running Mario 64 ww or Cosmo AKA Narcissa reclaiming OOT ww.
>>344141736
Do they have to pay to watch the games?
Do they give out free merch or something to attract people?
>>344141650
>is it even possible for them to fill up every chair in that conference room?
they get enough chairs to match the attendance cap. it's possible to fill them all, but not likely.
>what even is a popular game to watch speed runs of
the most popular speedgames, both in terms of runners and viewers, are Super Mario 64 and Ocarina of Time.
>>344141295
>tfw its mr.buldge
will yagamoth be on the couch at least? im gay for his accent
>>344141007
It's for the best
>>344141760
Or get raped by the ape
>>344141759
Denmark.
Mercy kill this shit please
>>344141765Fucking phone bullshit
>>344140914
NEET with a girlfriend reporting in :^)
>>344140847
I LOVE MEMES
>>344141685
Maybe, 400 bucks sounds like what you'd have to pay your favorite pornstar.
>>344141593
Princess of Moonbrooke is CUTE
I fell asleep after doom, was anything since good?
Does anyone else watch better runs on YouTube during the shit runs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK1RvPFU0HA
>>344140914
I am a neet, so is my squad, my girlfriend, and most of my co-workers (and a few side bitches) are neet too ;^)
>>344141794
Its 70$ a ticket to watch and I don't think they give out free stuff. Like the other anon said, its was boring as fuck so I'm not too sure why every seat was filled.
>>344141885
400 is actually pretty standard for a good hooker. you can go cheaper, but the quality of the girls scale with what you pay.
>>344141968
>co-workers
>say you're a neet
What? I don't think you understand what that word means.
>>344141964
>thinking this is a good run
this is why i wish speedrunning wasn't exposed to so many casual fucktards.
Is this what they call a "may may game" down at /srg/?
Melting 4 AM guy
>>344141963
Bonesaw BTFO Canada, Owen Wilson, and GDQ.
>>344140914
who /wishes they were dead but can't an hero because it would devastate their mom/ here?
>>344142117
It's beautiful.
>>344141996
if you have no self respect or don't know how to negotiate, sure.
But I already lift at home, anon. I know it helps, but I have other problems. I just can't sleep like a normie. I haven't been able to sleep well in the past 2 weeks. Everybody keeps telling me to just go to bed, but it doesn't work.
>>344141565
When I was 26, I actually had a joba shit one, but a job nonethelesswent to uniscreenwriting, loland had an apartment. Mental illness is a hell of a thing.
If you are relatively sane, just go back to school, learn a trade or whatever. Also, lifting helps, I guess.
>>344142117
ha, that's great.
>>344141774
narcissa is running this gdq?
>>344141996
Maybe for an overnight session. It's usually $60-$80 an hour. Asian ones are even cheaper since they just give you "massages".
>>344141236
kek
>guys check out this super weird glitch
>its just new game+
5xl always in stock
>>344142267
where the fuck do you live that you get hookers that cheap?
>>344142262
Nope, don't really speedrun anything anymore.
>>344142262
No, as far we know [insert preferred pronouns here]'s retired.
is this image shopped? I cant tell desu
I don't know what it is about this announcer, but something about him just pisses me off.
>>344142336
speedruns his life.
>>344142318
absolute legend
>>344142335
NYC fampai.
>>344142267That's how I lost my virginity. I wanted a normal back massage, then she starting jerking me off. I said "No no dont want this" then she gave me a smile "okay I like, give you not this" and she mounted me
>This guy again
>>344142336
i think >she still does mario maker and smash from time to time
even before the operation thats all he really did after losing OoT world record
How bad was CavemanDJC's run?
>>344142318
wait, his mom tatted him on her arm?
what the fuck?
>>344142468
Yeah, she still plays mario maker and smash but doesn't speedrun them.
>>344142201
I've thought about going back to school. Maybe I should do that, I don't know. It definitely wouldn't be uni, is the thing. It'd be a local trash community college and I'd need financial aid to even go there.
I exercise, but I can't lift as I don't have any weights or anything and a gym membership costs money. I've lost a lot of weight (like 60 pounds) since last year so I must be doing something right.
>>344142527
She carved that, anon
>>344142534
>>>>>"""""""""""""""""SHE""""""""""""""
>>344142493
Pretty bad. Dude was incredibly insecure.
best announcer desu
>>344142387
ayy
>>344142427>and that's how i got AIDS
>>344142565
kekked
>>344142493
Boring/10
>>344142565
what the fuck is wrong with white people?
>>344142493
It seemed like he was trying a little too hard.
I'm sure he'll get on the autism reel anyway.
>>344142493
Just regular old caveman complete with his dry humor. The game he was running was comfy though.
>>344140681
underrated
>>344142318
he looks like an ayylmao
>>344142427
Nice
>>344141827
jesus fuck even the high class bureaus in denmark don't charge more than $270 maybe $350 with anal
you must have asked for more
link the girl?
>>344142591
Well then don't have sex with anyone then, prostitute or not. You don't want AIDS do you?
been at work for 18 fucking hours, is the Jak and Daxter run really that good?
Star Fox Assault had the best multiplayer in the series
>>344142427
Nigga you were literally raped
>>344142591it itched weird for a few days but doctor said I had no stds
>>344142664
http://www.seductiongirls.dk/pigerne/michella/
>>344142493
Played Klonoa which is good in general. Fucked up most of the bosses though. He had a hard act to follow.
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Thank you.
>>344142681
Dont you dare to post my waifu ever again
>>344142671
eh, i can live without sex.
>that fucking stomach
heart attack when he gets WR inc
>>344142676
Best run in years. Mostly because of how much he was under mining the GDQ staff.
>>344142676
I'm watching it now and its pretty amusing
>>344142676
>the run
Average
>the banter
11/10, Bonesaw and his friend Patrick really made you feel like you were right there with them. Best run in years.
Aww man I fucking love that menu theme so much
>Caught up with the saga of Werster and his brother fighting over some broad
>Turns out the girl was ugly as sin
/r9k/ was right, women have it too easy
dis menu music is hot
>>344142676
no. they're just laughing like retards over nothing. though i'm biased because i really dislike that runner's behavior.
Is this easy mode?you now read this in D.Va's voice
>>344142094
>shitting on pre-degenerate Cosmo.
your autism is showing.
>>344142795
Trust me, you can't. You will eventually rape.
>furry running starfox
HEAVY BREATHING
>>344142894
Who?
>>344142427
>things that never happen.jpg
>>344142894
jokes on you i dont play memegames
CSGO is on guys
>>344142904
ES UN REPTIL xddd
>>344142894
Fuck off niggerfaggot
>>344141325
Sounds like me in 10 years. Social anxiety and mild panic attacks even when I just go to grocery shop. At least I have probably lived third part of my life so there is only two thirds left.
>>344142718
you checked yourself after 3 months, right? not to scare you but it can only be detected after 3 months and i wouldn't trust a hooker that just mounts customers without any questions asked.
Non native speaker here. Impossible to understand what this guy is saying.
>Speed of game is on rails
>Speedrun
sup bois
been asleep since after Doom
any good runs i missed?
>>344142945
Its so dumb that I believe it.
>you will never a krystal
>>344142974
A) Boss fights
B) Boosting speeds up
C) This game has ground levels and all-range mode levels
>>344142945
You never been in a Chinese massage parlor? That literally happens>>344142951
all the time.
>>344142909
nah, only men rape so i'm fine :^)
>>344142974
>I've never played Assault: the post
Wait a second, isn't this game a on rails shooter? How exactly would you speedrun this?
>>344142945
Eh, lots of thai massage places will go for a hand job or even sex unprompted, though they will typically ask for a bit extra.
>>344142730
those prices are FUCKEd
was the girl at least nice looking and nice to you?
>>344142552
>I've lost a lot of weight (like 60 pounds) since last year
Grats, anon, that's a good start. As for school, you might want to check into programs that gives financial aid to those going back to school. Don't know where you live, but some places can help if you go into certain programs. Some people go at it in a different way, either getting a shit job or learning a trade and using the funds to help with college or whatever.
In any case, being at home won't stop you from learning. Set aside one hour per day for learning. Learn to code or something.
Hope this gives you some ideas.
>assault
best falco
what a cutie
>>344142974
It's not all on rails.
>>344142968
Of course I ommitted facts just to make the story funnier. There was more dialog and condom involved (no extra charge though)
>>344141295
Eh?
>>344143030
>you will never a karen
>>344143093
Shasta is based even if he is a furry.
>>344143093
>third eye
lmao
why doesn't assault get much love? so far it looks about as good as 64
>>344143093
>white people
>>344143069
Yeah, she was friendly and relaxed plus good looking.
>>344143093
Kinda saw it coming
>>344143093
wtf does that suit have an extra eye on its forehead??
>>344143075
I'm interested in writing and doing art, which I've been spending a lot of time learning to do, but those probably won't help me make money, sadly.
Does assault play and look better than Zero?
>>344143093
Im furry as fuck but i still dont see the appeal of fursuits
>>344143156
You'll learn in a few minutes.
>>344143156
Because the parts that are as good a 64 make up 30-40 percent of the game and its a bit slower overall.
Still better than Zero/Adventure
>>344140795
this is why I only hire whores to lick their legs while I fap myself
>>344143185
Got to stand out somehow
WHERE
IS
NARCISSA
>>344143156
It's good for it's multiplayer
>>344143203
>not furry ass fuck
lmaoing @ ur life rn
So I missed Klonoa, was it a good run?
>>344140914
Being a NEET is the only way to live.
>>344143093
what, did you think a person who devotes their every waking moment to starfox WOULDN'T be a furry?
I thought that was assumed automatically.
>>344141964
>that autist who cannot fathom an old game being old
What were some of the better runs so far? I just watched the Jedi Academy one and it was pretty fun.
>>344143291
He's at home, thinking about where his life went wrong.
>>344142971
I'm a native and can barely understand him half the time. He's got a slurring mouthbreather accent.
>>344143156
Muh serious story and too much walking.
The story argument is fucking stupid tho it's true that there might little balance between arwing, tank and foot gameplay.
The only valid complaint is that it's too short.
Is it possible to be a loner with social anxiety and panic attacks and still be overall pretty happy in life?
>HE LIKES THOSE FUCKING WALKING MISSIONS
>>344143156
it's good, but
>on foot mission focus with bad camera
>Krystal
and it's subjective but I prefer the simplistic/low poly look over very detailed, although I do like the smash bros. designs for Fox.
Why do they keep retweeting furries?
This was one of my favorite games to play with my brother, multiplayer was better than smash.
This is exactly what I want from Starfox... 3rd person gears of war shooting... kys
>>344143093
Approximately how many times has this guy beat off to Krystal?
>>344143372
>Krystal
She was okay
>>344141593
Tiki
>>344143156
people only think starfox games are great because of nostalgia, which one they like depending on age
in actuality not a single one is better than okay
>>344143372
>>344143361
>wanting to have another onrails-only game in the series
well look at how the wiiu one went
>>344140914
here :8
>>344143408
0
He's most likely a fag
>>344143408
rofl
krystal isn't gfur
>>344143409
>>344143408
How can a cavewoman drive a spaceship?
>>344142892
>dislike that runner's behavior.
Did they clip your balls too when they took your sense of humor?
>>344142730
man i thought all those agency sites were just scams
>>344143361I honestly love themI believe they are hugely underrated. I'm mad no one agrees
>>344143447
i recently played through all of the star fox games for the first time and literally the only one i liked was 64 lol
>nothing good until gaia
guess ill go get raped trying to catch pokemon
The only thing great that came out of Assault were the Remixed/Orchestrated Starfox64 tracks.
>>344143483
She had a spaceship in Adventures
>>344143380
why shouldn't they?
>>344141593
Taneshima Popura. I wish there was a way she could be in a video game.
>>344143490
>there's only one kind of sense of humour and it is mine!
>>344143454
Good but way too fucking short?
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>>344140914
In a year after my studies in university, I'll be NEET for life. Didn't make any friends and never went partying so life is smiling at me.
who has a second twitter?
Can you speedrun Gravity Rush?
>>344142974
I'd like runs of rail shooters if they were aiming for good scores. Like S&P2 or something.
fact: krystal is a miracle of the universe
>>344143616
Why wasn't she MC-kun's romantic interest instead of that violent bitch?
>announcer
>>344143674
I want to speedrun Kats anus
>>344143656
Like epic puns?
>>344143506
They're not Starfox, thats why they suck. I dont wanna walk, i wanna fly around. I can walk in pretty much every other game.
>>344141593
>waifu
You like girls? What are you, gay?
>>344143657
More like shit controls that add nothing and even less content than 64
>>344143665
post it all, anon. Post it all.
>Loli games still banned from GDQ
When will they fix this?
>>344143454
I never said that you faggot. If anything I'd prefer Star Fox to be like Star Fox 2 which is the best in the franchise.
>>344143409
the damage was done from adventure, thankfully shes gone and stayed gone.
C'mon anons, let's start a Caddicarus meme.
We span the chat with "When will Caddicarus speedrun the Irritating Stick?" until the word Caddicarus is banned.
>>344143709
shit i remember that
fucking awful
>>344143408
How many times has he beat off to Fox and Falco is a better question.
The vast majority of furries are gay, which explains the long lived outrage over Krystal's mere existence.
>>344143709
because time and time again nips have proven that they have shit taste
>>344143791
I assume that's some epic eceleb
fuck off
>>344143768
Why would she do this? Her underwear is gonna be covered in shit
>>344143661
How people can be so ugly?
Why is Krystal so perfect?
So, how is the speedrun of your life going? Still far off from the objective or pretty close to finishing it?
>>344143709
I'm glad she wasn't, romance doesn't really suit her in the show. I do wish she was the MC like she was originally meant to be though, it would've been interesting.
>>344143791
Why Caddicarus?
Hey, it's the guy who read the French shooting donation like an idiot at one of these events
>>344143768
lets hope they never. also why is that vibrator going through her panties?
>>344143731
>shit controls
Worked fine for me.
>even less content than 64
Yes exactly.
Why would you speed run an autoscrolling game?
>>344143880
Im still figuring out glitches.
>>344143494
Prostitution is legal in Denmark so no need to do shady shit to scam people.
>>344143880
soft locked the game, stuck in my room and trying to figure out if i can save the run
>>344143945
because you want to fuck the animals probably
>>344143880
Working on my deathwarp to the credits glitch.
>>344143864
thats a good question
>>344143880
I'm going under estimate
>>344141593
Krystal!
>>344143839
hes a mid level lets player/reviewer, does primarily PlayStation stuff with a decent gimmick.
>>344143880
Succesfully did the "friends skip" and got the some years skips by playing multiplayer games alone. I'm working out the "get a gun" glitch as a back up strat because I failed the hangman jump.
>>344143454
>>344143657
>>344143731
>>344143925
>expecting Platinum developed titles for other franchises to be longer than a 4 hour sitting
You saved me~
Thanks Fox~
>>344142957
>panic attacks even when I just go to grocery shop
I know that feel, bro. The worst part of it is anticipating the panic attack when trying to get out.
I actually sought out some help a few years ago and it helped. You might want to check into it. I used group discussions combined with something called cognitive comportamental therapy or something like that. It's not for everybody, but It can help to overcome the paralysing feeling of panic attacks.
>>344143192
I know it's cheesy to say, but do it for yourself first. Then maybe people will want to pay forgay furry porn commissions.
But seriously, do it cause you love it.
>>344144053I don't carefuck off
if assault was like this level all the time it would have been pretty good.
But they had to go and fuck it all up with on foot missions
>>344143925
>Worked fine for me.
Of course they worked you dense faggot the problem is they added nothing and were a nuisance because of it. Why should someone learn to use some gimmick controls when they essentially do the same thing that any traditional control scheme could do?
>>344144003
Greetings from Germany! My wife's son really loves this game and I wanted to donate to such a worthy cause! Fuck cancer, fuck the animals. HOIP!
Assault looks pretty decent. Was that the game with the depressive endings?
>>344143894
>why Caddicarus?
Because it could be only one. I choose at random some dude playing the Irritating Stick, getting (fake) mad at it and decided to use his visage.
>>344144087
I never got this meme
>>344141536
But I do lift, anon.
>>344142201
>>344143880
currently getting into the idea of a fast rin involving getting the plasma beam asap and then 100%the game.
>>344143880
Still haven't gotten set up.
reminder mr shasta was the donation reader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYQ3ANhnNM
>>344144116
No, that was command on the DS.
>>344143839
>I assume that's some epic eceleb
THAT'S why it's a good meme
>>344144116
I think that's Star Fox Command for DS.
>>344144116
Nah, that was Star Fox command.
That game itself is only worth playing just to read the endings. And you can just read those anywhere.
>>344144116
Nah that was Command which was fairly awful.More likePAWful amiright
Nig shutup
>>344144148
Caused asspain to FA mods that everyone hated
>>344144087
Anciently memed my friend
>>344144160
metroid prime that is
>>344143156
One thing I really dislike about SF games after 64 is that EVERY LEVEL LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME. Super generic "space future space!"
In SF64 all the levels had distinct design and instantly recognizeable colours.
Every SF game after 64 seems to just have copy-pasted Asteroid Field 8 times and called it a day.
>>344143880
I'm choking on the "get a job" level, might have to restart the run
>>344143768
>>344143920
what would even be considered a "loli" game?
I'm happy that most of the people whining about how "boring" every run is have left by now or are sleeping.
It's comfy in here now. =)
>>344144092(you)
>>344143880
the timer is already running but i wasn't ready
>>344143156
They put shitty EDF and shitty old Starfox together.
>>344140914
REPORTAN
>>344144275
Assault had distinct multiplayer levels
>>344143970
shit, might come down for a visit then
do you guys have any qt asians?
>>344144323
now it's actually people arguing about vidya,i can get behind this.
POST MORE KRYSTAL FAGS
P M
O O
S R
T E
>>344142749
Here's to you
>>344144275Starfox Adventures was pretty iconic looking actually. Particularly the Krazoa areas.
Yes I know the game doesn't count, really.
Why does he talk like every sentence ends in a question mark?
>>344143880
I wish I could reset
>This music
It's like the only thing I care about from this series & makes me want to try the games.Too bad I'm too lazy to try them.
5 dollar donation from dark lord samurai
Greetings from germany! What do they call a monster usually found under a bridge who extorts people hiding in a tool used to contain liquid?
A barrel troll! Haha saw what you did there
I like Krystal
Would you marry Krystal?
>>344144376
That's fine because it's at least semi-productive discussion. I just can't handle all the bitch babies crying and whining about about a stream they're voluntarily choosing to watch.
>>344144482
yes
>>344144418
go for a game over and hope you have an extra life.
Sad to think that Fox gets cucked by Panther. Then again, the nigga did it to himself.
>>344144482
I wouldn't
I WILL marry krystal
krystal has been wet as fuck for fox this whole game and they don't even try to hide it
>>344144402Don't worry anon I agree with you but...
It doesn't really count either, like you said. I was comparing the on-rails shooters of the series.
>>344143880
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
>>344144360
Lots of thais but the quality in thai massage parlors can be all over the place. Plenty of 30+ women with mom bodies. You could look around at brothel sites and you might find some cute 20something Asian.
I hate miyamoto so much
>>344144604
what a fucking homo
>>344144482
Krystal was first waifu and best waifu.
>>344144567
Yep, then she hates him in the next game and wants panther dick
>>344143880
>So, how is the speedrun of your life going? Still far off from the objective or pretty close to finishing it?
I keep getting distracted by minigames.
shouldn't fox be sitting in like a turret or something, why's he standing on the wing
does he have hemorrhoids
>>344144482
I'd certainly breed her over and over again.
How many times is this furry gonna say "essentially"?
>>344144656
c-cock~?
>>344144663
he doesn't afraid of anything
>>344144702
fuck off homo
The amount of things you can get timed out for is ridiculous, I just used a cringe emote and bam
>>344144663
He's got apparoids. Fuck you, you set me up for that. I can see through you.
>speedrunning a railshooter
literally for what purpose?
>>344144604
tell that slut that he should tone down the makeup.
Is TASbot gonna be as memetastic as last year
>>344144769
>using chat on twitch
kill urself
>>344144701
Not as many times as BASIC LEE
>>344144780
hes boosting all the time
it's still dumb though, i agree
>>344140914
fine
>>344144749
hahah just a prank bro
*gives brojob*
>>344144780
You can speedrun Undertale.
>>344144780
Dis bait.
>>344144865
Will he ever make more Krystal?
>>344144780
different routes
boosting
not every level is on rails
>>344144617
No kidding, hopefully if new zeldo is a success and games he works on flop repeatedly, nintendo might realize he is fucking up
>>344144936
Undertale speedruns are pretty fun to watch.
The Twitch Chat is so ban happy - literally can't chat about anything without being banned.
Anywhere else to chat?
>>344144835
>>344144917
>implying spamming all kinds of weird shit 2-3 years ago wasnt fun
>>344144780
>>344144843
Imagine being so retarded that you think only way to go faster in Star Fox is to spam boost.
Fucking casuals man, I swear.
>>344144835
>using twitch on chat
resurrect thineself
>>344144610
alright, thanks man
>$5 dollars from jeb bush, please clap
which one of you faggots did this?
>>344144962
why go there when you can post here?
>wan punch meme
>>344144928
He can fuck up as much as he wants, he has seniotity and a name
Japanese culture is shit when it comes to that stuff
He could take the entire company with him and everyone at nintendo would applaud or vow while he does so
>>344144958
>chatting at all
>>344144964
Didn't you know, every boss and every all-range-mode mission are exactly the same every time, the only difference is boosting? :^)
>>344144917
i feel stupid for asking that but is that guy trump?
>>344144958
>Using the internet
>>344144958
right here
>>344144962
You have to go back
>>344145023
twitch chat gets baited more easily and they spam the same thing all over the chat, so yeah
>wan punch meme
there are literally thousands of variations of that image that just one of them
Kind of amazing how ugly this game is compared to Adventures.
>>344145105
From where you came from? nah I'm good :^)
>>344145095
BASED ANON
>>344145142
here let me reiterate
>liking one punch meme
>reading one punch meme>watching one punch meme
>listening to one punch meme
>posting one punch meme
>saving on punch meme pictures
kill urself.
>>344145154
Kind of amazing how ugly Command is to Assault.
Kind of amazing how ugly Wii U is to Command.
StarFox has gotten uglier over time, and its beauty peaked in the one game that had little to no Arwing stuff.
It's really fucking whacky.
>browsing hooker ads in my country
>"i only see 30+ white, respectful, and social generous men"
>"and no virgins"
you know you're in a bad spot when the hookers have higher standards than you
>>344145095
THICK
To say the least
>>344145217
>using the 'i wanna fuck it' meme face
>2016
What does krystal taste like
>panther literally hitting on fox's girl in front of him
They knew exactly what they were doing
>>344145295
>using the "anime girl disgruntled with something" meme face
>current year
>>344145254
>and its beauty peaked in the one game that had little to no Arwing stuff.
Probably because that was the one made by british wizards fueled by spite
>>344145298
crystals
>>344145252
>implying I like wan punch kill all living things
here let me reiterate for you :^)
That meme wasn't started with one punch, the same meme is done with a shit ton of anime
Super Mario 64 is objectively the best speedgame. No other speedgame is as hard to optimize or be good at. If you disagree you're wrong and don't know anything about speedrunning.
>>344145257
Knock that pussy off the pedestal
>>344145257
where do you live? there must be a lot of business there for hookers if they can afford these standards.
Is falco a bad guy or not. I don't get it
>>344145335
anime is timeless
>>344144482
What would human blue-spacefox hybrids look like?
>>344145448
What? No. He's on your team, what do you think?
>>344145403
I don't really give a shit about speedrunning at all, but Mario 64 is really fun to watch for some reason.
>>344145473
like cosmo
>>344144360
daisyclub dot dk has asians (chinese i think)
they'll even come to you for a fee
they generally have really bad english though
>>344145390
>>344145198
>le pointy nose face xDDD get a load of my spicy memes hahaha
>>344145498
He's a bad guy
do a le barrel roll xd
>>344145295
>Says while posting Normieshit
And starfox was never seen again
What game would you speedrun /v/?
>>344145257
That tends to be the case for hookers that work for themselves rather than at brothel. They're looking for stable return customers that can afford visiting them several times a month.
Look in cities that have universities though, plenty of students that will take however that will pay.
>>344145535
For you.
>>344145390
then why post a shitty anime?
out of all the pics you supposedly have, you have no excuse.
K I L L U R S E LF
>Forcing everyone to watch this
omg is that pepe the frog? :O
>>344145473
No idea
>>344145448
they're really simple fucking four man band archetypes
leader
mentor
arrogant and skilled
learned but incompetent
So much better than SF0
>>344145258
>FAT
FTFY, there's a fine line between thick and transgressing into fat. That sir is just fat.
>>344145252
I haven't watched one punch meme yet but it looks super quality whats the problem
are you literally just hating on it because it's popular
>>344145578
>Blaming anime in 4chan, a site originally made to discuss anime and manga
>>344144865
damn havent seen that pic since i discovered newgrounds
>>344145691
You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
>>344145578
>Shitty anime
Now that's just redundant.
>>344145567
Baldur's Gate 2. Full of so many gltiches it can be completed in less than 20 minutes.
>Tune into stream
>Doom hype cunt is back
Please tell me he's about to leave.
>>344145732
And you, are a farty poo head.
>>344145707
he's being contrarian
both /v/ and /a/ loved opm until it got popular
>Golden Sun
>>344145567I run MMX4 mainly, and other X games on the side.
>>344145717
I'm not complaining about anime, just that shitty show.
>>344145741
kek
>>344145717
>Originally
That's the keyword, you failed attempt of a human being.
>>344145525
:^)
>>344145506
because 3d mario games are all about skill and not glitching straight to the end of the gameonly counting 120stars here
zelda 100% would be great as well if 80% of them wasnt just glitching
>>344145821
Boards arent one person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlLMlJ2tDkg&feature=youtu.be
HAMPSHIRE MENTIONED
>>344145830
speed run when?
>>344145707
>>344145821
>dislike something
>"lol ur just a contrarian"
>>344145928
fuck air's rock. took me hours the first time playing through it.
>>344145418
sweden
country is pretty great overall, but the feminists are batshit insane
>>344145849
>implying the majority of autists here don't use anime images
Fuck, Assault is so good.
Ooh baby, muh favorite Zelda is up.
>>344146053
Honestly, any and all reaction faces are autistic.
>>344145978
>dislike something for being popular
>not contrarian
>>344145525
stay mad low test faggot :^)
Zelda 2 race?
>>344145616
Just to clarify, Krystal always had a ship she traveled in, according to what I read, right?
If she had capability to travel in space, why does she wear a loincloth and use a staff instead of something like a samus aran equivalent?
>>344146053
And...?
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I WANT TO HEAR THE GOLDENEYE
>>344145743
Have you seen a speedrun of it? Wonder what it looks like. Probably a clusterfuck of loads of clicking loading teleporting and then end.
>>344146121
wouldn't it be the opposite since autists are bad at non-verbal communication or something
>>344146143
to appease furries
>>344146124
>dislike something for being popular
how does it feel putting words in other people's mouths?
>>344146021
lmao really? those are hooker ads in sweden? do you want to go to jail for like 20 years or something mang
>>344146121
That we can agree upon
>>344146157
The reason why other anons started against me was because of the use of a shitty anime reaction image
>>344146214
You don't see people just taking pictures of their own reactions and posting them here now do you?
>>344146143
No she didnt she lived in a third world planet, was given a ship by starfox
>>344146162
He's by far one of the worst donation readers
>Tries to hype everything up
>Reads as many donations as he can
>Forces crowd to clap/shout/take part in some stupid shit donations want them to do even if the room clearly isn't in the mood
>>344146310There was once a namefag named Cancer in mlp who did this
>>344146220
Pretty sure krystal created way WAY more furries than she appeased existing ones
>>344146220
But Anon90% of furries are homosexuals.
>>344146143
It was nothing more than to suit the aesthetic of Dinosaur Planet I think, which was a weird mixture of like, Polynesian and Mesoamerican mythology with some caveman dinosaur shit tossed in. Plus, she was a mystic of some sort, so I guess the clothes fit that more than the more standard sci fi getup she had later?
I'm just talking out of my arse
>>344146343
This too.
>>344146310
nigger have you ever heard of instagram?
>implying video games are logical
same reason the zero suit samus exists
>>344146343
Are you sure? Two wiki pages, even though wiki, infer that she always had a ship and traveled to another planet to investigate the death of her parents.
>>344146389
There was also another guy on /o/ don't remember his name though
>>344146021
Yeah, prices for hookers in Sweden are a bit high and they have a lot of demands and shit. Go to Denmark, it's not really a whole lot cheaper but you'll at least know what you get.
Or check in Stockholm or Göteborg, plenty of chicks there. Google rosa sidan for some ads.
>>344146310
I mean they're bad at recognizing emotion non-verbally, so I imagine they'd be shitty at choosing reactions? I dunno lol
>>344146446
I just played the games when they came out. She was a princess of a shitty africa tier planet
Also take into account the miyamotozation that the game suffered
You might be right and its just inconsistent because the game was never supposed to be starfox in the first place
>>344146581
>the game was never supposed to be starfox in the first place
Oh yeah, I keep forgetting that part and take things too literally in it.
>>344146124
>>344146245
>>344145978
>>344145821
opm isgood, its a nice break from the norm, and the series gets better as they explore the other heroes, think of saitama as the straight man to the rest of the cast, rather than a mery sue
>>344143830
Time and time again of memes?
>>344146343
She got to the planet with a ship
>>344146834
was that ever shown in the actual game?
She just appears riding a pterodactyl
>>344146872
When you beat andross at the end of the game it shows a cutscene of her in her ship docking in the great fox to basically tell Fox ''ayy les fug''
>>344146872
The end of the game shows her ship
>>344146960
>>344146987
Didnt remember that
Disregard all I said then
>>344146053
>>344146121
>tfw reaction faces used to give you laughs
>its been over half a decade since they did
>>344147023
Es all good man
>>344146872
>>344146834
>>344146987
Was it this?
http://starfox.wikia.com/wiki/Cloud_Runner
>>344147070
Nah, that's her ship in command. And in command, before she got that ship she had a military ship like Bill's from Star Fox 64
The one in adventures looked brown and clunkish and bulky, like a flying storage ship type deal.
>>344145860
>zelda 100%
takes more skill than every mario game with the exception of sm64. you're a fucktard.
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