SGDQ2016 THREAD #97
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FUCKING NIGGERS
viper
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>>344015923
fourth for fucking boring
MEMES
http://www.strawpoll.me/10679123
http://www.strawpoll.me/10679123
http://www.strawpoll.me/10679123
http://www.strawpoll.me/10679123
>>344015952
Why would you? That's grody.
>>344015954
KINGZ
who dat qt in the middle?
BANANAS
This game is just bara furry fetish bait the game, isn't it?
is this wr
I'm up next guys, wish me luck
>>344016032
yes but also footfag bait
>>344016014
>NIGLET DIED ON THE WAY BACK TO HIS PLANET
>nothing good until tomorrow
WELP
>>344016004
She was in A League of their Own.
>>344016036
No you're not
>>344016062
I put "fetish" in there for a reason, dude.
>>344016036
You seem to have a lot of runs.
How does it feel to be that popular?
>HOIPE
>no one responds
>>344016085
incredible anon, fucking topkek
when they did roll call did the camera zoom way the fuck out?
meme game in these donations is fucking weak af
>>344016014
I can't stop watching
"""""""""""""hype"""""""""""""
>>344016004
Hitokage, she is japanese, and a great runner of 3 kong in dk 64 and diddy kong racing.
nintendo """"games"""
This run sucks
50% of it is just the last bossfgight
>>344016174
I'm both enthralled with how the child just wraps around the post but also really wanting to play on something like this.
>>344016221
this
the guy running would make a great girl with the right clothes
>>344016221
This must be your first time watching this game because this is par for the course.
>>344016221
>This game sucks
ftfy
>>344016221
welcome to DK64 any% runs
stop having fun le cringe face
>he-uh he-uh he-uh he-uh
these laughs are so nerdy its cringe
>guy fucks up his run just to rub some other runner's nose in his big mistake
That one guy has such a downsy fucking laugh
Anyone gonna watch the Baten Kaitos 100% run starting on Friday?
http://www.speedrun.com/Baten_Kaitos_Eternal_Wings_and_the_Lost_Ocean#100
this guy just lose his wr be cause he did a backflip, wt?F
>>344016267
>/v/
>Somebody lost WR because he's a retard and did a backflip instead of a punch
Jesus.
I need that GDQ drinking game. Someone post it please.
>>344016221
The game is so broken that 50% of the run is the last boss fight
>cutting away from Candy Kong
>>344016404
(you)
Good morning. I missed these, any of them worth watching later?
These 2 virgins are probably banging that thicc chick on the couch
DS DAD HYPE
>papa pandora playing a gba sp now
/v/ SGDQ discord chat
https://discord.gg/h3Jmj
>>344016406Baffans streams are super-comfy
>>344016460
Bomberman 64 was dope.
Damn, this run was great
Gonna make some noodles with pesto run and get ready for SM64
ThenSonic 06
>>344016460
no
SGDQ SUCKS
>>344016435
the human brain is a damned thing
>Wario World next
Fuck yea, very underrated 3D platformer
>>344016068
>>344016014
>>344016174
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXzN2llZClw
>>344016435
Just imagine the reaction of the guy.
>>344016460
demon's crest my dude
>>344016406
>342 hours
holy fuk
>>344016460
Demon's Crest was amazing, dude.
Everything else was dog shit.
>>344016485Fuck off
>>344016460
Ty was worse than Crash 2 and SH3+RE2 were comfy.Or so I've been told I missed them.
>>344016460
If you enjoy autism, watch a bit of Little Big Planet
Did someone get a webm of the qt getting up and leaving?
>>344016534
no, it's rated exactly as it should be, it's a very mediocre game.
I like how the ad card for that shitty humble bundle is in no way reflective of the people actually running these games.
>>344016539
>The guy chuckling in the background after the 3rd hit
>literally entire rest of the day will be platformers
>>344016539
Blocked in bongland
>>344016691
>just like yesterday and the day before
>>344016593
Apparently Ty was so bad that the usually docile and polite speedrunning sub-you-know-what has a thread complaining about
this toxic guy looks really uncomfortable
why did they bring him in
>dat jawline
Damn this guy has a defined jaw
>>344016460
>>344016593
Ty was one of the best runs but for all the wrong reasons.
You now remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq6pGJbd6Iw
POST MORE MEW
>this awkward stare
>>344016730
leddit throws our autist friends under the bus hate on the Bad Kind of Nerd
>>344016678
I really liked the 4th smack finale.
[poker face ntensifies]
>that delayed cutaway
>Could have been a jaw model
>Ends up in speedrunning, the most degenerate thing man has created
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
holy shit that awkward stare at the end seemed to go for all of time
>that long cut to the floor
what the fuck, is this E3 all over again?
>>344016891
*to hate
HOT GIRL IN PINK ON CHAIR EVERYONE PULL OUT YOUR PENISES
!! ALARM!!
>>344016925
>jaw model
Oh shit, it's WA time.
>>344016967
>hot girl
she looks like my fucking grandma
>>344016967
POST SCREEN OR WEBM PLS
>>344016967
this thirst is getting silly now /v/
>>344016967
She looks like a dressed up monkey
>>344016871
>more mew
Is 4chan dying?
These threads are like 5-6x slower than last year.
>Playing the worst Wario game
WHAT'RE DOIN MAN!?
this guy looks like cosmo if he decided to eat hamburgers instead of soylent
>>344017084
>>344017047
it's a joke, poking fun at /v/
:^)
Every single fucking time. Tech team is sleepier than we are during the runs.
what the
>>344017101
Threads are reflective of audience
How was Ty The Tasmanian Tiger?
>>344017084
just like wen i fukd ur mom silly
>>344017187
Shitty. People paid 4k for a pacifist run and the runner ignored it, killing shit left and right.
>>344017157
Wait a minute, that shirt
I fucking love wario world
Cancer is the cancer that killed GDQ. Now it's just professional donation time for the serious charity.
>>344017084
Ur mum is silly
>>344017109
How is Master of Disguise of Shake It!! better than this? I remember really enjoying this
IT'S-A ME, WAH HA HOOOOOOOOO
>>344017157
>>344017261
hoooly shit
>>344017261
oh my god
>>344017187
Runner ignored the donation incentive, shittalked the developers right after they donated to the run, skipped the credits, thanked a random Gmod community that he credits with helping through his depression, and continued to go ahead and show a boring glitch that no one wanted him to do just so he'd stay on longer. It's Crash 2 levels of autism.
We NEED a new Wario World on the Wii U and NX
>>344017157
>>344017261
No fucking way
>>344017280
My apologies, MoD is the worst that I forgot it. Shake it is like 4 but with motion gimmicks and hand drawn animations
http://www.strawpoll.me/10679123
http://www.strawpoll.me/10679123
>>344017261
isnt he in prison though?
>>344017261
this pic is funny but to bad he got too deep in memes and carried around cp as a meme and got arrested for it and is being raped in prison even as i post this
>>344017157
HOW DID HE GET OUT OF THE FUCKING PRISON
>>344017261
No it can't be...!
>>344017261
WEW
L
A
D
>>344017261
BASED THAD
>>344017405
CALL THE COPS WE FOUND HIM!
>>344017157
>>344017261
I'm not getting it
GOTTA
GO
FAT
>get back from 10 hour nap
>still hasn't reached 2mil mark
Holy fuck, is GDQ L I T E R A L L Y dead?
>>344017459
How new
>>344017409
>carried it around as a meme
what the fuck
do you just call everything a meme now?
>>344017409
>things/dontclick/dontclick/cp
>He claimed this post was a joke
I fucking love Thad, ive probably read that report over 10 time
>>344017459
Don't worry, guy in the image is getting it alright.
>>344017494
yea
>>344017261
ABSOLUTE THADMAN
>>344017494
No, it's true
He carried CP as a meme because he thought it was funny/quirky
Wario World seems like a good speed game
I don't remember a wario game for n64
there's some qt's in the crowd
how did this happen?
>>344017494
are you aware of its actual definition?
>YAHOO
>YAHOO
>YAHOO
>YAHOO
>>344017494
thad wouldn't have got convicted if he claimed those posts were memes instead of jokes
>>344017541
if he just named the file dontclick/not_cp he would have gotten away with it
>>344017250
>>344017187
>>344017359
https://twitter.com/xKythol/status/750613055965388800
Damn...
PACIFIC FRAME
>>344017617
It's time to stop posting anon.
goto bed
NYANYANYANYANYAAAA
>0:50:00
Is it a long game? This guy is sprinting through
>>344017693
How do people speak like that
>>344016014
"WITNESS ME!"
>mfw seeing cosmo's soylent
>think it's a good idea because i need to lose weight
>"tastes like cum"
nope.
Is there a cheap meal replacement alternative that doesn't taste like cum and won't give me bitch tits? I've got a lot of weight to lose so I can go to GDQ and speed run SMW or Battletoads.
>watch SH3 vod
>runner and his commentator barely talk or even introduce the run
>1 minute in tells the host to just read donations
>>344017743
it's a generous estimate in case he fugs it up.
does anyone else make sure their butt looks awesome when youre out walking
>>344017693
Man I forgot how weird wario world bosses were
>>344017824
vegetables, potatoes, rice
making your own meals is really cheap
>>344017850
>Does
>You're
>/b
>>344017824
>Tastes like cum
how would you know anon?
Is it me or are there more new posters watching GDQ than normal?
I swear, the last couple threads people just seemed like this is there first GDQ.
>>344017824
Why not just eat normal food but monitor how much and what you eat?
>>344013771
>>344013431
That's a neat trick but can you bend elbow backwards?
>>344017686
>Shittalk somebody who shows good will
>"not everything is as black and white as you think it is"
>>344017686
Damn. Sounds like I missed a disaster.
>>344017924
us old fags amirite
The combat in this game is good af tho.
>>344017824
Eat steaks like a real man
Put butter on them and start lifting
Trust me bro, I'm swole
>>344017824
>cheap
just make your own, its the cheapest
>meal replacement
dude you dont need that shit
just cut down on your energy intake and start exercising a bit
the important part is to have an energy defecit at the end of the day so your body has to use its reserves
>>344017891
>potatoes, rice
Cheap and not very good for you.
>>344017926
It's a pain in the ass to prepare meals every single day.
>>344017918
Cosmo said it himself. He has like 50 bottles of the shit in his fridge
Where's cosmo at?
>>344017924
GDQ has gotten so mainstream that even twitch chat users are coming in.
Most of the the posters who've seen previous GDQ's have left already
>>344018024
How is it a pain in the ass?
If you find it a pain in the ass to spend a few minutes preparing a meal you probably don't have what it takes to lose weight longterm anyway
>>344016606
>If you enjoy autism, watch A/SGDQ
>>344018036
anon...
>>344017924
It's you this shit has never got any new viewers since 2010.
>>344018036
cosmo's lost anon
This is a great run. Always count on Wario.
>>344017747
high school drop out
>>344018024
>potatoes, rice
>not very good for you.
source
>>344017924
Americans are awake, get lost europlebs.
>>344018024
Cosmo is a faggot who wants the fag-look from all the soylent he consumes
Name a nintendo game with more obscure enemies and bosses than Wario World. fucking NOBODY remembers these guys
>>344017972
not even taking pride in being an old fag.
people are asking stupid questions that can be easily answered by listening to the runner, using Google, or not being a fucking idiot.
>>344018024
>It's a pain in the ass to prepare meals every single day.
You can prepare a week's worth of leftovers in one hour.
The bosses in this game were great
>>344018024
>It's a pain in the ass to prepare meals every single day.
perhaps you should just kill yourself you lazy fuck
What are they even up too these days?
>>344018130
I am American you fuck, I woke up at 2am.
>>344018024
you're already a huge fag so soylent probably won't do anything to you
>>344018187
But they are not, they are shitting on it
>>344017261
>>344017409
>>344017494
someone post the report i need to laugh away the pain
I've literally never seen gameplay of Wario World before.
It looks really fun, yet I've hardly ever seen it mentioned on /v/ (or anywhere really).
>>344018140
donkey kong country returns
>>344018187
Not really. Most of the people in that thread are shitting on him.
>>344018214
gaist crusher on 3ds
>>344017693
>>344017747
i love how he stuttered on it, then just repeated PACIFIC again
like, yeah that's right i'm going to say that. said his tiny brain.
>>344018265
/v/ has shit taste
even reddit has better one
>>344018232
>implying i said i wanted soylent
Do you have brain damage or something, or were you just born retarded?
>>344018265
You've slept on this game
Have you ever owned a gamecube?
>>344018214
According to 8-4 Play they're more or less dead
>>344018187
What is it with autists going to Reddit, bringing it back here, and being utterly incapable of reading?
>Last time I saw a run this pacifist, it was Undertale and it ended with fighting Sans.
>>344018187
learn to read
>Tfw no cute plaid gf
>>344018265
It's not bad but it's not as fun to play as this speedrun might make it look. You should try it anyway though.
>>344018265
it's fun if you can deal with the awful frustrating mechanics. all of this crazy acrobatic shit this runner is doing is incredibly finnicky and hard to pull off.
>>344018402
You got something against Undertale, punk?
>>344018227
>American having to sleep
Look at this Swede. Look at him and fuck his wife for him.
>tfw randomly woke up in the middle of the night at 4am
fuk
>>344018265
I've seen gameplay of it but I've never heard good things about it.
How does it compare to other Wario games?
>>344018424
wonder if shell go get fucked by some half alpha using his mildly good looks to pick up emotionally distant nerd chicks at things like this and then never hear from him again and cry
>>344018506
And we get another illiterate poster.
>>344018506
Fuck off Toby and donate another grand
>>344018506
It was just an embarrassing gamer joke, that's all.
>>344018562
>sleeping whilst this autismfest is happening
what a casual
UH OHHHHH..
>>344018506
yeah its a shitty video game
>>344018565
DELETE THIS!
>>344018564
it's like how DK64 compares to the DKC games, basically. Wario World is just a shitty collectathon that plays nothing like the Land series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqwPz85Z5kA
>>344017686
Jesus Fucking Christ what a bitch.
>>344018627
>>344018616
If it's so bad then why did the Pope get Undertale?
>>344017346
Its 830 in the morning over there you know
These bosses are creepy as fuck.
>>344018265
i never heard of it either and i bought a ngc at launch. i'm not sure how i missed it, i'm totally baffled by it.
i even installed gcOS and burned a billion fucking games... i just can't even...
my life is in shambles
Oh go I remember this ugly boss thing.
High Quality Video Game Rip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhEAazYMdwM
>uploaded 2 hours ago
>>344017831
I didn't watch it because I already knew who the runner was, and I was sure his runs were going to be boring as fuck.
Too bad the only Resident Evil runner that actually has a funny personality and isn't a socially inept autist doesn't attend GDQs.
>>344018187
>megaman x5 any%
wow people on reddit lie about being speedrunners too? maybe srg isn't so different after all
these mini-levels where you collect crystals is a really good concept because they don't need to be coherent with the level design. it can just be pure overcoming of obstacles / pure platforming
I feel like just about every platformer can benefit from these. They remind me of the Mario Sunshine secret levels a bit too
>>344016652
fuck you faggot. just because its a 2 hour game doesn't mean it;s a mediocre one.
>>344018720
Beucase Matpat is autistic
>>344018565
She deserves better than that
>>344018720
he fell for the catholocism meme, why not this one?
>>344018720
God, don't remind me.
http://pastebin.com/e7mKJ65h
>I scammed you guys for $4,000. Everyone's mad at me now and it sucks, you guys shouldn't insult me. I've been doing this forever, your shitty, hate-filled words are hurtful. Why won't you let me scam you for $4,000? I apologized already, alright? Here, I donated $50 to make it better. Stop being mean to me.
What a fucking shitbag.
>>344018127
Nothing, they're not bad for you. I mean they don't have tons of nutrients but they aren't unhealthy either. Potatoes have some vitamin C at least
>>344018718
Public humiliation sucks, anon. I know you're probably a sociopath who doesn't give a fuck, but I empathize with him at least.
He genuinely fucked up, but he doesn't deserve to be harassed like this.
>Sonic's Story (No MSG)
who approved of this cause they should not be in charge of anything. Sonic 06 is only tolerable if you glitch the fuck out of it.
>>344018187
>The Twitter cap
>"I am sorry for ruining the pacifist run."
>"but I donated $50 to cover the enemies I killed, and I'm considering doing another $50 tomorrow."
Yes, 100 dollars sure makes up for the 5 fucking thousand that people paid to get the pacifist run.
>>344017686
He should kill himself. Preferably with a firearm in the marathon room.
>>344018897
Did anyone shit on the Bioshock runner who showed the wrong ending?
Super jump
>>344018317
>never got localized
hmmf, figures.
>>344018898
long grain brown rice is really good for you, desu, and if potatoes contain some good minerals if you eat the skin.
>>344018897
>and your words are more than just shitty twitch chat comments that fly by on the chat elevator.
I like how he's the one who fucked up after ripping people off, then scolds them when they get upset about it
>>344018897
What exactly is happening?
>>344018424
>>344018565
>>344018835
Which grill are you nerds even talking about
This game seems fun.
>>344018791
it's bad regardless of the length. the mechanics are awful, finnicky, and unpolished as fuck. you can enjoy the game while still recognizing that it's bad.
>>344019031
No, probably because it was just an ending opposed to an entire play-through
One kid seems to really love the Speedo Guy.
I forgot about this weird ass boss
>>344019031
No because he went back and showed it.
>>344018931
>No MSG
it makes your tummy upset
>>344019131
qt3.14 blonde who walked in alone with her bad posture and backpack rounded up everyones hearts and then sauntered off
Why do the furry games always cause the most drama at GDQs?
>>344019069
the "crime" he committed is totally disproportionate to the reactive outlash.
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>344018769
what inspires this insanity
I'll be back in 10 guys. Keep me posted.
>>344019237
Not if you donated to that incentive.
>>344019281
>10 guys
slut
>>344019237
$5,000 is a lot of money to a lot of people, famalam. Two people donated $500 at the last minute just so we could get the pacifist run.
Should we just say "Aw man, that sucks. Oh well! Great run! Can't wait to see you next year! You are the man! Keep doing what you do! You're amazing in every way!" and leave it at that? Fuck off, faggot.
>>344019232
Because furries are subhuman wastes of space
>>344019093
Someone sniped the pacifist incentive and he had no idea how to do a pacifist run and probably never had done it before. naturally the sanctity of mike uyama's charity fundraiser is more important than speed runs or runners
>>344019237
If you act like a retard and piss off tens of thousands of people you deserve the expected backlash.
>>344018769
Holy shit
>>344018901
I'd have an easier time empathizing with him if he wasn't such a bitch.
>>344019386
>mike uyama
It's Cool Matty's now. It has been for the past 2 years, which is also when everything started getting far shittier. It's almost like a mildly retarded guy is in charge now
Does anyone have a vod of the Ty the Tasmanian Tiger run?
those who donated should be able to put their cashmoneymoney towards somethign else.
fuck that guy.
>>344019386
Why would a man allow a pacifist run if he had never done one before?
>>344019386
Why was it an incentive if he couldn't do it
>>344018684
>oh, this is a good one.
every.
time.
>>344019453
its not on there youtube yet give it a day or two
i missed the dk64 run was it good?
>>344019386
>he had no idea how to do a pacifist run
What game was it?
>>344019540
it was cringey and lacked entertainment
>>344019360
Welcome to 2016 when you aren't allowed to criticize people because muh safe space and hugbox.
>>344019360
no we should say "lol congratulations on wasting your money for an incentive that doesn't improve the run in any meaningful way you stupid fucks"
sgdq staff should have known better than to make some boring shit like that an incentive
Just know that not everything is as black and white as you think it is, and your words are more than just shitty twitch chat comments that fly by on the chat elevator.
>>344019540
It was if you like glitch abuse
>>344019386
>>344019474
He calls himself a Ty 1 Speedrunner in his twitter description, he should be a little better at actually speedrunning it
>>344019386
>he had no idea how to do a pacifist run and probably never had done it before
is this supposed to be in his defense?
>>344019601
Autistic people have missing hands?
>>344019512
Took a page from Keiji "Conman" Inafune.
>>344018897
>http://pastebin.com/e7mKJ65h
>>344019386
>>344019474
>>344019069
Wait what the fuck.
How is this his fault? Did he lie that? It the organization's fault. If they have a voting for different types of run for one game they HAVE to invite/pick up a runner who can do it and did in the past. The spoken guy never did it and never said/implied he can so why did invite/accept him?
if they had no one else to run Biocuck then it is their own fault. Not his.
>>344019360
Because god forbid they donated for the charity and not because of the autist marathon.
Alright, last few things I'm going to say tonight before I break down. I've been looking through twitter and on reddit and just seeing constant loads of shit being thrown on me. I understand that I should just ignore it, but it is very hard for me. I take a lot of pride in what I do and it hurts to see people take that for granted. I have said this several times now, and I'll say it again. I am sorry for ruining the pacifist run. I feel absolutely horrible for doing so. I can make as many excuses as possible and I still won't please everyone, but I just have to accept that. I don't know if it was read on stream, but I donated $50 to cover the enemies I killed, and I'm considering doing another $50 tomorrow. Just know that I have heard the outcries and read the hate and I understand where you guys are coming from. Just know that not everything is as black and white as you think it is, and your words are more than just shitty twitch chat comments that fly by on the chat elevator.
>>344019386
>he had no idea how to do a pacifist run
Anyone who knows what pacifist means know how to do a pacifist run. Don't fucking kill anything.
It's always weird to remember that these Wario enemies also exist within the Mario universe.
>>344019702
>Biocuck
fucking hell
I mean Ty The Tasmanian
>>344019728
wtf am i reading
>>344019360
>Should we just say "Aw man, that sucks. Oh well! Great run! Can't wait to see you next year! You are the man! Keep doing what you do! You're amazing in every way!"
No, he should be banned from performing at the event ever again. That's the appropriate response.
There's no contractual guarantee that making a donation will result in what you hoped for.
>>344019728
JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT
TURN AWAY FROM THE MONITOR NIGGA
>>344019702
When runners submit games for consideration to even be on the schedule, they are also the ones that set any donation incentives the game is good for. The runner is the one who offered pacifist as an option.
>>344019728
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
this run is boring and uninteresting
>>344019702
>it is their own fault. Not his.
You really think the organisers just say, YOU HAVE TO DO THIS GAME 100% GLITCHLESS BECAUSE PEOPLE DONATED FOR IT
No, you literal retard, they'd ask the runner what they could change and have people donate towards.
>>344019386
Why would the incentive even be a thing if the runner couldn't fucking do it? That's fucking stupid anon and you're fucking stupid.
>>344019840
10 minutes until sm64.
>>344019818
>The runner is the one who offered pacifist as an option.
Prove it
Show it to me.
I don't see it may be I'm blind
How did he follow the final cup swap in that boss?
>>344019669
Sounds like the ultimate gamer's punishment.
>>344019807
>There's no contractual guarantee
Are you autistic? We're not talking about sueing the runner. But he can and should be called out on his twitter for his bullshit, there is nothing wrong with that.
Were there any funny donations this time around?
>>344019840
Wario World boring and uninteresting, despite /v/'s attempts of hyping it up and pretending everything with the Wario name on it is automatically good.
>>344019886
use your brain anon, occams razor
>>344019884
>DS
>>344019891
I got it easily anon, I think you just have retard eyes.
Watching the hands at the top instead of the cups themselves is how I did it
>>344019886
Stop trying to play doubles advocate when you have no idea what goes on in GDQs. The organizers don't pick shit out of a hat to throw at a game as a donation incentive or the category of the run. That is all up to the runner submitting it. Just look at SDA's gdq forums for past submission threads if you're functionally retarded.
>runner makes fun of the game programming while the fucking lead programmer donated
LOL
TUMBLING DOWN
>>344019972
>>344020014
So in oither words you have to arguments.
You know why? Because he never said he can do pacifist and he never did one. Simple google reveals that
>>344019891
I want to know too, that lost me immediately
I love listening to what all the non-speedrunners have to say about which games are good for speedrunning or not.
>>344019972
Occam's razor is not proof
Apart from castlevania and momodora yesterday was pretty shit
I hope today is better
>>344019968
the problem is its one of those games thats more funt o play than to watch
>>344019790
The run has a different route that avoids bosses
>>344020029
Then he shouldn't have offered it
>>344020036
We're not talking about which games are good for speedrunning, we're talking about which speedruns are fun to watch.
>>344019886
Runners suggest incentives as part of their submissions months ago, incentives usually make the game more likely to get in so the fact that a runner offered an incentive he doesn't even practice isn't completely unbelievable.
>>344020064
Who is this manly stud?
>>344020014
I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.
So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.
I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.
Undertale pacifist speedrun when?
>>344020021
so what
everyone makes fun of the games they run
>>344019968
Nintendo should make a sequel of this game with more of everything, coherence and difficulty.
Just took a closer look at the Ty run
>Killing enemies constantly and then "forgetting"
>Berating the Devs even after they donate
That was quite a disaster.
>>344020108
So none of them unless they're races of NES or SNES games then.
>>344020136
Only if they fight Sans in it.
>>344020142
Last SGDQ or maybe AGDQ they had a bunch of devs sitting by commentating on the run and the runners kept apologizing to them for abusing glitches and that was really gay
>>344020136
>mash through dialogue boxes
>hope for minimal encounters
>listen to undertale-related haHAA donations for an hour+
fuck outta here
>>344020136
When Toby stops being a stuck up bitch about people speedrunning his game because it's art.
>>344020229
NES same platformer with a different sprite games are the worst of all.
>>344020136
Whenver what's his name the dev allows it to be run because nospoilers
>>344020136
does anyone even run that game?
>>344020212
>his pastebin mentions how he "responded in his head but didn't say it" to the dev donation
>still shit on the dev's programming afterward even if that's true, never mentions his rude comments in his pastebin
>>344020136
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO SPEED UP UNDERTALE
IT IS AN UNRUNNABLE MEME GAME
NEVER POST AGAIN
>>344015923
>We need 25k to play final doom after plutonia
>We're at 800ish
Is that dwarf dude running anything this year? I remember him being pretty cool.
>>344020108
Every single speedrun is boring to watch unless you've played the game before and are already interested in it to some degree. There's a reason there is a clear correlation between a game's sales and its popularity among viewers.
I'd even go as far as to say the vast majority of games are boring to watch unless you speedrun the game yourself. Speedrunning was never meant to be spectated by non-speedrunners, and these marathons are a mistake.
>>344020316
>wooow i wish people would stop talking about undertale and showing it off everywhere
>wooow how dares the developer tell people not to show off undertale what a stuck up cunt
???
>>344020275
The worst was
>lol your game has a speedrun mode, but were gonna watch all the totally cuh-razy cutscenes instead, please let me blow you.
>speedrunning thread
>no one posted this yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>>344020364
I hope whatever the fastest way to run it is is the one that makes the most fans cry
>>344020364
I see one occasionally on SRL.He has a fedora tipping icon so I never touch it.
>>344020275
Didn't the treat a Shovel Knight dev like shit at the last AGDQ?
>>344020443
fuck off
>>344020415
that's why I posted that familine
>>344020123
Gap toothed Gay Gary
>>344020435
I liked that even the Devs were confused as to why they weren't doing speedrun mode.
>>344020316
https://twitter.com/tobyfox/status/750472072418263042
https://twitter.com/tobyfox/status/750472570558898176
>>344020136
Next AGDQ I believe. It was supposed to be included for a long time now, but Toby always forbade it. Reason obviously being that when you take out the story, his "game" is hardly a game at all, with the gameplay as shallow as a puddle of rain. He wants to maximise sales first before having it speedran.
Oh I wished I bullshitting here but nope
>>344020426
He's not there. A lot of good runners didn't attend this year or are only there for a few days because the event's scheduled on the week of the 4th
Came back after like 5 hours, donations were 290k then, and they didnt even reach 300k
what a trainwreck
>>344020316
He literally changed his mind yesterday
>Iwata
>>344020427
I'm sorry I'm having artificial fun watching them. I'll stop.
SM64 time!
>>344020559
I take it back then.
who /bored/ here
i think i'm gonna go masturbate. let me know if you guys want anything
>>344020508
>2016
>being the biggest meme on the planet
>Donation telling Nintendo to make another Wario Game
that made me happy.
>>344020578
We need more retro pixels platformers, we only had 40 of them yesterday and only 20 coming up today, that will bring in the viewers.
HOW MANY A PRESSES WE GONNA HAVE SENPAI?
>>344020595
I never said there weren't exceptions.
But judging by all the whining around here I'd say you're an extreme minority.
>>344020278
>>344020364
>>344020415
Actually true pacifist runs are a little over an hour long & have a lot of skipping cutscenes by gaining movement during them with the Punch card item (which makes them look partially glitchy) & wrong warps which have a risk of softlocking the game, it's not a bad speedrun for a simple RPG game.
HA HA TIME FOR HALF PRESS
>>344020540
Speedrun modes are usually shit.
>>344020430
>>344020586
>>344020316
>>344020559
undertale is a shit speedgame anyways
so what's the most recent fantastic Wario related game?
It's Wario Land 4 isn't it. Damnit
>>344020654
Eh, Wario Land Shake It came out in 2008, and it was great, I'd rather Nintendo make a new Metroid or F-Zero to be honest, we can worry about a new Wario later.
>>344020498
Don't they always treat the devs like shit?
>>344020278
>>344020364
>>344020415
>>344020745
Oh yeah, you can also go out of bounds with the steam that pushes you around platforms which lets you get into locked door loading zones by going behind them.
>>344020745
what about genocide, the path that has the only 2 good fights in the game
I bet it's shit ass since you have to grind enemy kills to get it
>>344020815
Are devs assholes or something? A lot of runners are passive aggressive as fuck towards devs
>>344020804
I like master of Disguise.
>>344020804
shake it was pretty good
>it's only going to get better
>>344020807
but they're making a new metroid
why are the people donating always trying to be so ultra fahnny
>Pepsiman xD
>such a nerd xD
Fuck I hate donation messages.
>3 days left
>only 300k raised
>yetee already did their big donation
>notch isn't donating this year
welp, at least there's pokemon this year.
should I get pokemon omega ruby or alpha sapphire?
hype memes in 2016 LUL
>>344020910
Federation Force is not a Metroid game, I refuse to accept it.
Is that fucking DS Dad?
>>344020874
You're right, Genocide runs are shit still since you're just grinding the whole time & have no ability to get the Punch card which most of the glitches rely on. Neutral runs are also pretty much Pacifist runs but the timer ends when Flowey dies I believe.
>>344021031
No, that's GBA SP Dad.
>>344020875
It's probably because of runners autism. I'm sure that most of them don't purposely mean it but since they're autistic, they kinda portray their words in a blunt way which makes the runners seem like jerks and/or angry.
Is this fucker really wearing no shoes and playing a gameboy?
>>344020994
It's not a Metroid game, but it is definitely a "Metroid Prime" game.
>>344020954
neither theyre dog shit
>>344020807
>Metroid
>F-Zero
>Wario
meanwhile they're making neither
not to mention animal crossing, good mario 3d games, 3d handheld zelda game and mario kart with an interesting roster
>>344021087
He's being comfy
>last SGDQ raised 1.2 mil
>this only has 300k so far
What went so very wrong?
>>344021125
t. Calem.
SomethingAutistic? More like SomethingArtistic!
>>344020954
You should mod you're 3DS and either download ORAS or play their respective ROMhack(s)
>>344021139
>mario kart with an interesting roster
Are you kidding? Mario Kart 8 was perfect, and had the best roster by far.
Someone give me that poki track name
>>344021157
>asking this every single GDQ
the bulk of donations always comes in at the end
that said, at some point they won't be able to out-raise the previous GDQ.
Maybe this will be the first one to raise a bit less
>>344021087
Don't bully pandora pop
>>344021157
Notch hasnt done his yearly guilt donation yet
This looks so joyless
>>344021157
too sterile, no cringe
even reddit is too bored with it to donate and would rather buy reddit gold
>Stand at least once an hour
Fucking casual.
>>344020954
Ruby. Sapphire has always been for faggots.
>>344021157
Bubble is bursting. Give it a couple of years and the only people at these events will be speedrunners and it'll be great again.
>>344021157
Everyone blew their wads on funding their favorite runner's vacation to SGDQ even if they didn't have a run.
>>344021152
You're not supposed to be comfy in public. ESPECIALLY ON CAMERA.
It's like those people that walk around walmart in their pajamas. Doesn't anyone have a sense of personal shame and guilt anymore?
Have you moved much today /v/?
Or are you an ugly sack of shit?
>>344021251
They need to use a smaller room.
>the delayed 2 man standing
Delicious cringe
>tfw no rhythm heaven on euro 3ds until october
kill me now
>>344021224
It's in the corner you sperg
>>344021224
You referring to the National Park one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lrkpB9dXnk
>>344021181
>I automatically flipped the names while reading it
>Had to look it over a 2nd time
>>344021139
Anon, you're nitpicking.
New Leaf happened, a roster isn't a game and a 3D Zelda on a handheld would just mean we wouldn't ever get a top down one.
>>344021179
x and y are worse
t. Nate
>>344021250
Notch was sperging out on twitter earlier how he wasn't going to donate to SGDQ because it's on Twitch and he hates Twitch for letting people stream eating food but not porn games.
>>344020954
if you want to play gen 3 stick with emerald
>>344021251
Why is it ALWAYS this empty? The room doesn't seem to reach even 50% capacity
SomethingAwful? More like SomethingAutistic!
>>344021315
Not until after DKC3
>>344021325
Just download the cia idiot
What do you feel when you look at this picture?
>>344021304
Stranger things have been done at GDQs than not wearing shoes.
>/vg/ general is ded
also where is blueglass
he showed up right
right
>>344021316
But than all the meme streamers and their gang of rascals cant sit down the first and last run of the event
>>344021348
Your girlfriend sucks.
t. Hilbert
>>344021329
God bless you.
>>344021320
>the limp wrist fag on the right
>>344021410
>What do you feel when you look at this picture?
Aerodactyl had a shit Gen 2 sprite.
>>344021410
"Fucking niggers" is what I feel.
>>344021417
Not sure if it's true, but I recall reading he couldn't make it this year.
>>344021378
Last day it's always packed.
>>344021296
That's fucking pathetic holy shit.
>>344021410
colorful
fun
enthusiastic
games
>>344021410
That I need to watch this run
>>344021410
Disgust at the sight of misogynist shitlords who didn't invite all the gamer girl speedrunners.
>>344020738
have you ever heard about "vocal minority"
>>344021410
>the man who cucked him is sitting right behind him laughing like nothing is wrong.
>and is also is brother
What would you do if you're sibling ever cucked you?
>>344021238
the last event had a drop in total donations too
>they dont do it for free
>can we get some HOIPPP?
fat dude just wiggles
>>344021410
desire to return to a lost time
That wasn't worth the god damn lint out of my asscrack.
>>344021410
what about this?
>>344021478
*last run of the last day
It's so dumb, dude. It's so-- this fucking game, I tell you. How many hours of my life have I wasted playing this fucking piece of shit goddamn game, just to get world records and feel good about myself? It's a fucking joke. That's the only reason people speedrun, really. It's so I can, like, get a world record. Cause, like, yo, no one that fucking speedruns is a fucking millionaire, you know, fucking hot bitches and like doing actually important things in life. Everyone who speedruns is a degenerate and getting world records is the only way they can feel good about themselves. Like, how many hours of my life have I wasted doing that bullshit? It's so stupid. It's fucking pathetic. All I fucking do is waste my life away trying to get world records for a temporary god damn high, which will last fucking, you know, a week or so until it goes away, and Ace exposes me for the world record shitter I am. Fucking hell, dude. It's a complete joke. Speedrunning is the most degenerate act men has ever come up with.
Well, it's fucking true. It's fucking true. The only reason we speedrun is cause we're too pathetic to accomplish anything else decent in life. So we fucking speedrun, because it gives us this temporary feeling of like "Oh my god I'm good! I'm the best in the world at this thing hardly anyone else does". That's all it is, really. It's a-- we're all a fucking joke. Yo, we-- we masquerade around AGDQ like "Ha ha we're so cool making a million dollars for cancer", you know, "Aren't we fucking special?". Nah, we're just a fucking pile of god damn losers. That's all we are. It's ridiculous. People thinking speedrunning is cool is the biggest goddamn meme on the planet.
Fuck yeah, just in time for the shitty remake of a great speedgame!
>>344021410
>>all white cis males
>>no females or trannies
SomethingArtistic? More like SomethingAwful!
>>344021315
Only walked to the toilet and to the kitchen area. Otherwise I just lay in bed in various positions. This way of living must be destroying my back but
>>344021532
wait what
>>344021212
i'm talking about all those characters who were in previous games but not in mk8
>king boo
>piranha plant
>dry bones
>goomba
>diddy
>>344021584
DEVELOPING THE META RIGHT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES.
>HELLO TO RAY... LOVE YOUR WIFE
Cuckolding confirmed at SGDQ
>that fucking donation
Were there any wife's son donations made yet?
>>344021378
cause if they dont rent always a bigger room they feel there is no PROGRESS and they dont feel PROGRESSIVE
>>344016460
Contra for the good run and T H I C C commentator
>PTCG song boots u
Glorious.
>>344021584
Essentia is the only based speedgirl
>>344021410
Wonder, joy, euphoria, and grace
>Love your wife who is upstairs
OH FUCK
>>344021315
i move when my boss walks by my office
gotta hide my power level
can you smell yoshi's eggs in this game
haha
>I missed the cuck donation
>>344021329
came to /v/ just to find this after twitch chat wouldn't stop talking about DS Dad
thank you
>>344021542
only because they included money from subscriptions and humble bundle in the total
what was the response here to halfcoordinated's run? how do you autists react when presented with something emotional and human?
>>344020954
Don't waste your money on ORAS, just wait for sun and moon.
>Super Mario 64!
>DS...
>>344021251
Autism makes it hard to express emotions anon...
>>344021667
Some fag called Christoph Pool made one.
>>344021667
There was one donated under the name "Christopher Poole"
Why is old pokemon music so good fuck
>>344021315
Took a bicycle ride downtown and back to get some defective earbuds replaced, took me 40 minutes and was nice.
BUT FIRST
>>344021627
Honestly who cares about those when we get all the koopa kids?
>>344021725
started raining
of course there were a few edgelords calling him a cripple faggot when's silent hill etc. etc.
>>344021725
nice shirt what a boss
>>344021315
I ran all around the house back and forth from my kictchen and my bedroom.
First I had to run from the kitchen to my room to get my ps4 so I could set it up in my living room and then I had to go back to the kitchen to grab my phone charger and phone, but I realized my phone wasn't there so I had to run back all the way to my bed room and get my phone then run all the way back to the kitchen to get the phone charger which I then took with me to run to the living room and plug it in there, then I had to run and get my lap top and drawing tablet from my kitchen and set it in the living room. now I'm sitting casually here in my living room shitposting on 4chan on my computer while drawing and watching the stream on my HD tv.
No sweat really.
>>344021725
a lot of people acted like soulless autists as is usual
it was legitimately sad and anyone who didn't react is either a psychopath or just trying to act like a hardass to internet strangers
p.s. it's okay to cry when things are sad you miserable shitstains
>>344021725
elaborate por favor
Why would you run the DS version and not just the n64 version? I really don't understand. Why would someone run an inferior shitty version on a console that has worse controls, and why would SGDQ waste our fucking time with this version?
Why are they playing it on DS?
SM64DS is so unbelievably worse than the original SM64. Especially for speedrunning.
>>344021783
WE NEED
>>344021783
WE NEED TO
>have to be at work tomorrow during caveman and max payne 2
>>344021410
Its gotten too corporate. You can only see the runner, the main couch, and nothing else.
At the very least they should make a "VIP" section for the runners in order to capture them all on camera.
>This is Super Mario 64 DS, the superior version
NO. GET THIS FUCK OUT OF HERE.
>this mentally challenged trying to explain
>>344021831
Less people run it probably so this guy has an easier time getting good/record times on it
SM64 is too competitive on N64
dis nigga high lol
>>344021621
Pretty much right after AGDQ 2013, Werster's brother cucked him. Supposedly according to the argument with Werster and his Mother, Werster and his Ex had an arguement and Werster stormed off. His brother decided to give her the dick, and his mother hid it from Werster for quite a while. His brother's tag is Mike89, a fellow speedrunner, who hasn't been to a GDQ since because Werster disowned him and Werster told GDQ that if he shows up at a GDQ, he won't (not like that matters at this point since he's forever banned)
Aussies are crazy.
NOSOTROS ESTAMOS REYS Y CACA
>>344021923
haha spam your le cringe face!
>>344021843
TO TALK
TJ "Henry" Yoshi
>already choke
>>344021838
It has some interesting stuff for speedrunning like this first glitch here but right overall.
>>344021923
>he's black
>>344021859
>You can only see the top of the runner's head
fixed.
>>344021831
>>344021832
>>344021838
>>344021881
it has bad resolution but much more content
shame they didnt remake it for the 3ds, would look much better
hes ALREADY CHOKING
this run is going to be terrible
15 seconds too long to grab that key huh
CHOKE
Good run.
>3 minutes in
>hasn't done anything
HE'S BEUILDING UP SPEED BOYS
20 HOURS TO GO
>it's a "waste 5 minutes to save 15 seconds" episode
>choke
>guy spends 2 minutes on a skip for something that takes 30 seconds
>>344021971
N-no it's juts a different DS! He said so!
I smell disaster
>>344021725
technically speaking, he's probably the least disabled person there
>rabbit takes 15 seconds too long
>spends 2 minutes choking
CHOKE%
>>344021937
people cere less about getting WRs than you think
BAN THIS NERD
>>344021592
It's so dumb, dude. It's so-- this fucking board, I tell you. How many hours of my life have I wasted shitposting on this fucking piece of shit goddamn site, just to get (You)'s and feel good about myself? It's a fucking joke. That's the only reason people shitpost, really. It's so I can, like, get attention. Cause, like, yo, no one that fucking shitposts is a fucking millionaire, you know, fucking hot bitches and like doing actually important things in life. Everyone who shitposts is a degenerate and getting replies is the only way they can feel good about themselves. Like, how many hours of my life have I wasted doing that bullshit? It's so stupid. It's fucking pathetic. All I fucking do is waste my life away trying to get (You)'s for a temporary god damn high, which will last fucking, you know, a minute or so until it goes away, and Anon exposes me for the world record baiter I am. Fucking hell, dude. It's a complete joke. Shitposting is the most degenerate act men has ever come up with.
Well, it's fucking true. It's fucking true. The only reason we shitpost is cause we're too pathetic to accomplish anything else decent in life. So we fucking shitpost, because it gives us this temporary feeling of like "Oh my god I'm good! I'm the best in the world at this thing hardly anyone else does". That's all it is, really. It's a-- we're all a fucking joke. Yo, we-- we masquerade around 4chan like "Ha ha we're so cool making a million memes for cancer", you know, "Aren't we fucking special?". Nah, we're just a fucking pile of god damn losers. That's all we are. It's ridiculous. People thinking shitposting is cool is the biggest goddamn meme on the planet.
this is gonna be shit
>>344021981
It had 4 characters that were all worse than the original Mario so that you had no choice but to switch between them to accomplish the same tasks you could accomplish with just Mario in the original.
The additional levels and stars are extremely gimmicky, tacked on and unfun.
The movement, physics and controls are all watered down and fucking terrible. It has less content if you consider movement versatility as content. It's not fun to play.
Yoshi's my favorite
>>344022028
kek
>>344021584
>Bonus Stream
I'm tearing up.
new toast blease
>playing the English version which has longer textboxes
what's the reasoning behind doing a "50 star run"? that sounds like the most useless arbitrary category ever
Does this version have alternate universes and scuttlebug bros?
>it's the 3ds' fault
AHAHAHAH
The guy on the couch is killing me
>>344022165
All the categories are arbitrary
>people bagging him out for the start
it's a really difficult trick, saves time if you get it first go. In actual attempts you'd reset if you didn't get it first go, since it's right at the beginning
here someone have this
I would actually watch a pannenkoek QPU showcase on SGDQ
It's not a speedrun but I think everyone would love to see it
Imagine the normies freaking out over it
>>344022165
all the categories are arbitrary
haha
>>344022165
all categories are arbitrary
>>344022165
50 stars is the minimum you need to get to the final stage without glitches.
>>344022165
Because 150 stars is a 3 hours long run...
>>344022117
yeah I forgot to mention shitty digital controls
>It has less content if you consider movement versatility as content.
that's not how it works lol
IM DONATING TO PROVE I HAVE A JOB AND ITS MY MONEY GUISE
Who let this fatass low functioning autistic faggot get away from his handler
>>344021828
Man with one hand, one eye, one ear, and one leg runs momodora and then calls time out halfway through, stands up and announces that though he is only half a man, he's twice the gamer any one here is, and challenged them: "1v1 me, faggits"
>>344022257
arbitrarily
>>344022165
All the categories are arbitrary
>to gain a lot of speed
SPEED
>>344022282
ALSO MY GIRLFRIEND LMAO
>touch me
haha
>>344022225
it would be a natural fit for TAS blocks
>>344022117
I have the exact opposite opinion of you on all these points.
>>344022282
>getting butthurt over some stranger having a job and disposable income
>>344022225
>Imagine the normies freaking out over it
>build up speed for 12 hours
>>344022321
Of course, why wouldn't it be arbitrary?
just woke up.
Please post all cringe/awkward crap from the past 8 hours.
thank you
>>344022225
>live half A press
It only takes a couple days to finish
>>344022387
Suck my dick. You're welcome.
>>344022165
life is arbitrary my man. jonestown worldwide when
>>344022346
but it doesn't work on console
how long has the stream been going? I totally forgot about sgdq
>>344022281
The movement is primarily what made the original SM64 fun in the first place. When you remove that, you ruin the game.
>>344022378
Honestly they should just have the video he made for youtube play out
where he explains it all
and have it shown in the TASbot segment
perfect
>>344022387
Just fallen asleep tell me everything currently happening
>>344022280
So then why isn't it just called an "Any%" run? Specifying that's it's a 50-star run implies that it's different from just beating the game as fast as possible.
new thread where
YOU MAD MAN WHO TRHE FUCK DID IT?
>>344022165
my mind wanders...
"How many A presses"
HAHA THE A PRESS MEME!
HENRY DONATED
>>344022373
That's because you're retarded.
THE FUCKING MADMAN
WHO DID IT
>the retard didnt get the donation joke
WOW WHAT A SURPRISE
>anon asks how many A preses does it take to complete the run?
he wasnt supposed to answer that
>how many a presses to beat this game
keksimus maximus
1 (one) a press
Alternate universe autist btfo
>>344022481
meant to reply to >>344022257
>>344022387
only cringe was the gun running ty the something. some 3d platformer EA made. the pacifist incentive won but he ran the normal route and killed a bunch of enemies because he kept forgetting not to. talked not-stop the whole time. subsequently had a meltdown
What the fuck am I looking at what the fuck is this babby room shit?
HOW MANY A DOES IT TAKE
>silver stars are literally just red coins
why is the ds version so shit?
you know /v/ isn't the only place that knows about that EPIC maymay
>That donation comment.
NOICE MEME
A B press is not an A press, you can't call it an A press it's a B press.
>>344022551
Stay upset that DS is superior.
>>344022481
see
>>344022257
Why are you being so autistic about such a minute detail?
>>344021417
>>344021468
He donated in day 1 or 2 saying he can't make it.
>>344022568
>>344022567
it's a good question though, memes aside
>>344022569
>>344022567
maximum cringe
>>344022593
Well I did the donation TJ """""""""""""""""""""Henry""""""""""""""""""""""" Yoshi.
>>344022618
Why would I be upset about your objectively wrong opinion?
Someone post the comment here I had the stream muted. I figured they were filtering out all the funny donations.
>>344022481
>>344022580
Because you can beat the game with less stars than 50 which would be the true Any%.
>>344022481
oh wait nm I get it, it's just that they're not using glitches to skip the 50-star door, but other than that everything is allowed... that makes sense
>>344022376
YEA BUT I HAVE IT I HAVE A JOB
TELL WHERE TO DONATE AND ILL PROVE IT
>>344022682
>if I say its objective maybe my personal opinion will seem more valid
KEEEEK cry into your N64 you loser
Potato speech right here
I didn't understand that comment
>>344022815
the movement in SM64 is more fluid and more versatile than it is in SM64DS. this is an objective fact.
it is also an objective fact that all of the characters in SM64DS are worse than Mario was in the original. This was done specifically to force you to switch between characters. It's padding; the illusion of content.
300k!
Only took all day to raise 10k
>>344022581
i actually saw that. it was bad lol.
>>344022437
you cant suck a button dick. nice try
>>344022961
I wish there were a way to perfectly emulate SM64DS and control the touch screen with an analog stick, so you'd have 360 degree movement. I love the extra content in this game but 8-direction movement sucks ass when the game was designed with 360 degrees in mind.
>>344022961
>what is the touch screen
The controls are the same.
i thought this was supposed to be a speedrun
>>344023254
They're not though. They changed significantly more than just the directional movement you feloniously stupid cunt. Are you even watching the run?
this guy fucking sucks. at least he's alright to listen to, though, unlike the fat autism in the back.
>oh man
>>344023464
He's actually good. This is what top level gameplay looks like in SM64DS. This is why SM64DS is a shitty game.
>tfw too lazy to get something to drink even though the fridge is literally in arm's length behind me
>>344022961
well this speedrun has just shown that Wario is entirely useless and Mario can actually just clip through the boxes that are meant for Wario. so that's one less point that works against it at least.
>>344023529
is it just because of the controls?
>HENRY!
>>344023434
64 = 360 analog movement
DS = 360 analog movement
You are upset
""""""""""HENRY"""""""""""""
>>344023434
most people are in favor of all those other changes made to this game
>>344023605
and the physics and the movement mechanics.
>most people are in favor of all those other changes made to this game
No they aren't lmao
This guy sucks and should kill himself right now on stream.
