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SGDQ is still rolling, get in here!
Now: Burning Rangers
Next: Bomberman 64
Later: Donkey Kong 64
Discord for live chat
https://discord.gg/h3Jmj
POLAND
Early 3D that wasnt SM64 was a mistake.
THE RANGERS HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE
>>344010998
This game looks dope as hell.
My wife's son Ahmed and I are HOYP for Bomberman
I'm thinking of buying Soylet now just so I can pretend I'm drinking a jug of cum every day.
>>344010998
First for BAMBERMAN
Anime is so le fun and le quirky
Do you le like le anime or are you le normie from le reddit? XD
I'M SO LE UNIQUE!
SM64 looks pretty bad desu
POST MORE MEW
>hurhurhheeheehur
I like how awkward these guys are.
>>344011139
I like anime.
>>344011139
at least you tried
>>344011139
nobody says le any more not even to make fun of people
This game is actually fucking amazing on an emulator with an overclocked CPU and higher resolution
>>344011095
Yeah, shit like this and Crash just pale in comparison.
Who else /comfy/?
I'm sitting on the couch in front of the fire while it floods outside from all the rain.
>this is le my le favourite game
>happy to lee it get some love
VoHiYo
>>344011127
Dude epic I love fat neets roleplaying as little girls or fat bi sexual neets pretending to be traps
Make like the rest of your fanbase and gas yourself with helium or talk about speedrunning
Don't taste your own semen fags, the instant regret isn't worth it
>>344011139
dood, chill out some dood.
>>344011210
Is it fun? It looks cool but the gameplay seems like it might be janky and lame.
SM64 Rom Hack Cameras
>>344011241
Too late
le
Who /PeterPan/ here
>>344011127Same hereFaggot
>>344011139
RIP anime.
>>344011272
it's like, the second best saturn game
holy FUCK this runner is a gigantic fucking dweeb.
>>344011217
do you lack any sort of creativity?
>>344011241
drink cup of bleach next to wash out the after taste of the semen. report your results.
>>344011139
you've been posting this shit since yesterday it's really not funny. you seem to be more desperate for attention than any weeb.
t. someone who doesn't even watch anime
>>344011304
>"hey kids, get in my van and ill take you to neverland"
>>344011139
wtf i hate anime now!
Alright you losers, can you even speed game?
If so, what game?
>>344011139
Here's (You)!
>>344011348
YOU DON'T WATCH ANIME???
BUT IT'S SO LE SUGOI AND QUIRKYYYYY
YOU MUST BE FROM REDDIT XDD
WE WATCH ANIME HERE BECAUSE WE'RE SPECIAL AND UNIQUE XD
so whats on the ol agenda tonight lads
>>344011272
It's kind of janky because of the era, but fun.
Just make sure you set it up to use the analogue controller.
>>344011127
why must you give anime a bad rep? can't you like not do that and just like anime
anything good this summer yet? for some reason twitch.shitv doesn't want to load the stream for me.
>>344011398
i can speed run the game called ur mom lol
>>344011302
WOW, this is the most tryhard shitposting I have EVER seen in my life. I can't believe you took the time to write that one up.
>>344011326
lolnope
>>344011398
i can speedrun your mom lmao
>>344011348
>t. someone who doesn't even watch anime
I'm sure.
>>344011326
so is it good or not you haven't answered the question
>>344011424
>not just filtering "eng" and checking everything every day
kys my man
>Spicy runs
>That run was lit
What's your fav Saturn game?
Mine's a tie-up between Saturn Bomberman and Crimewave
Speaking of Bomberman, TIME TO GET COMFY
>>344011398
I runPikmin 3
>>344011398
I can mom your speedrun KEKKLES
>They cut the credits theme and don't let it play
fuck you
>>344011424
[Doujinshi], [Artist CG]
"futanari"
5 stars only
>>344011454
>>344011473
#rekt as all fuck
>>344011424
mother daughter loli yuri eng
so rare ;_;
Oh yeah i forgot donations were a thing.
Fuck yeah, it's Bomberman time.
>>344011398
I tried Kirby & the Amazing Mirror for a bit, I wasn't that bad at it but the repetition got to me fast so I didn't get far in skill.
>>344011507
Panzer Dragoon Saga
>greetings from england
>>344011398lfd2
>>344011424
Thinking about mixing it up today.
>>344011478
>watching cartoons past the age of 10
No thanks
>>344011547
Were you the anon who bought all the remaining copies in the last thread?
>>344010998
>SGDQ - dead room edition
>>344011543
you were suppose to say you speedrun his mom you sperg
Dang, Hide-in-the-back-kun left.
>>344011485
>lit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy1rQrxyvHI
Why is it even a thing, where did it come from?
>>344011398
inb4 not spedgam
>>344011424
Same as always, anon.
>>344011578
by the same logic you should stop visiting a video game related imageboard by the age of 18.
>>344011482
Yes.
>>344011586
$70 entrance fee well spent
weet weet
>>344011614
But I'm not speedrunning his mom, I'm speedrunning yours hueThat better?
Why is everyone so hyped about GDQ but other events like ESA don't get half the audience
>not playing the superior game
is that chibi
>>344011398
I like Trackmania
Not very good at it but its as speed+autistic precision as you can get.
>so slow cause USA sleeps
BOMBERMAN HERO
https://soundcloud.com/junechikuma
GREATEST OST KNOWN TO (WO)MAN
>>344011678
>implying you'll see me here after I turn 18
>>344011646
>inb4 not spedgam
good. so i dont have to say it.
>reposting
>>344010778
>its movement control is a lot harder
>sm64 uses staple dev-intended moves
This just demonstrates that you don't know anything about the tech. Dustless dives, quick turns, 1st-2nd-3rd frame wallkicks, frame perfect jumps, punch cancels, speedkicks, first frame slidekicks are all things that no casual player does intentionally. And that's just off the top of my head. There's so much tech that it's hard to remember it all sometimes.
>it uses 3d space mixed with bunny hops that will never be perfect
SM64 will never be perfect. Even human theory TAS will never be fully optimized.
>discriminate against the VC version
the VC version is the worst version. VC controls are objectively worse for SM64 than N64 controls, nobody who is actually good at the game disagrees with this, it's always idiots who are terrible at the game who do. speed is meaningless when it isn't achieved by mechanical optimization. faster black loading screens are not optimization, they artificially lower the time. N64's aren't more expensive or harder to acquire than Wiis, and n64 controllers are cheaper than gamecube controllers.
I'm never going to stay awake long enough for mario 64 ds, let alone sonic adventure 2
rip totalbiscuit
fuck.
>>344011783
who are you quoting?
>want to make webms
>room is uncomfy and empty
>nothing is happening
>wasting my days
>>344011806
MODS
BAN HIS ASS
Shoutout to the 6 people visible on the "crowd" cam.
>>344011784
WAIT THEY'RE RUNNING BOMBERMAN 64 SHIT
>>344011835
myself
Wait 6-8 hours for USA
>>344011787CUMMIES CUMMIES CUMMIES
>>344011635
Niggers
>>344011806
true, you act like a 14 year old. 4 years left faggot.
>>344011787
Jesus Christ that's fucking horrifying
>>344011783
Suits me, these threads take a nosedive when non-NEET america wakes up
>>344011878
So if you live off this stuff do you just shit liquid?
>>344011783
>>344011875
Nah, it's more like 3-4 hours the rest of us Americunts will be back on.
>>344011748
>There's an actual Bomberman 64 sequel out there
WHAAAAT
This game is comfy incarnate
>>344011424
I'm going to watch these bomberman and DK runs, then go grab some Mcdonalds for breakfast. Then I'll come home, get comfy in bed and catch up on some Food Network shows, then probably go to bed since I've been up all night, then wake up and be back for some good runs at night.
>>344011834h-hes not dead is he?
>>344011823
>and n64 controllers are cheaper than gamecube controllers.
They also have sticks that go to shit almost immediately.
>Got a sore throat on Monday
>Now full blown cold
>Get to spend the time stuck watching GDQs while I recover
>>344011878
W-What does cum taste like?
>talk for 5 seconds
>we can do some donations now
>>344011834
fuck you made me look
>>344011918
I KNOW
UNLIKE US UNIQUE SNOWFLAKES
AND YOU
KNOW
WHY?
BECAUSE WE WATCH JAPANESE CORPORATE CARTOONS
THAT'S LITERALLY IT
BUT HEY AT LEAST WE'RE NOT LE NORMIES AMIRITE? XDD
>>344012004
Milky coins and salt
>>344011748
Bomberman Hero was better tbqh my famicom
>>344012004
You fucking lie with a question
>>344011972
>how to we make sure these controllers don't break down after 6 months
>we'll make them out of parts that turn to dust!
>>344012004
please stop samefagging dumbfuck anime poster
>>344012004
Salty coins of milky sandbags.
>This OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qg0x07oaZY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLU2JA1XBG8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmPSqmMoMAs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X6b71onnxM
>>344011991
epic blog can i retweet this?
>>344011972
>They also have sticks that go to shit almost immediately.
They don't if you aren't a stupid fuck who doesn't take care of them properly. If you grease it up and use an alt controller for spinning, one controller will easily last you 1500 hours.
If you want to use a Gamecube controller you can use a raphnet adapter like OOT runners do. You can also use a hori mini pad, and soon enough there will be extremely good N64 replacement sticks commercially available.
>>344011902
Well, 14 has to be older than someone who watches cartoons.
>>344011787
CUT MY DICK INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST SPEEDRUN
NARCISSISM, MENTAL ILLNESS
DONT GIVE A FUCK CUT MY BALLS OFF
>>344012004
It varies depending on your diet
I could not figure out anything about this fucking game when I was a kid. Could you use the customization items in multiplayer?
n_n
whats the estimate for the dk64 run?
>>344011937
most people have type 3 or 4 shits and less often between. There is still proteins that are broken down and turned to shit.
>>344012004
There's a pretty straight forward way to find out.
>>344012028
I enjoy your posting anon, don't stop.
>>344012104
Can't you check it out yourself?
>>344011956
Came late in the N64s life and was given poor reviews for being"too similar" to the previous title, but its pretty good, multiplayer is fucking insanity.
It's also really rare now, got mine for$5
guy didn't know what he had.
>>344012104
only 40 minutes
This guy doesn't seem happy
i forgot how good this OST is
reminder that 2dos is hilarious and the dk64 run is going to be fun as fuck and everyone in this thread is going to be impressed and offer to suck my dick
>>344012104
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>>344012073
>and soon enough there will be extremely good N64 replacement sticks commercially available.
Fucking when? I bought a couple a few years ago and they were fucking awful with a deadzone bigger than a fucking xbox.
>>344012104
2 hours. 100% run incentive was met.
>>344012158
You have a strange way to give a thumbs up, like you're clutching a straw.
You must have really short fingers.
https://twitter.com/notch/status/750656660025274368
notch is saving speedrunning, why aren't you..
>>344012193
google Steelsticks and Enkko.
>>344012158
is your thumb okay
>>344012245
He is right.
Twitch is like a fucking brothel with all the huge tit cleavage gamer gruls
>>344012245
>notch being a petty faggot as usual
Big surprise.
>>344010998
So glad to see this game, loved it as a kid but never really see it either discussed or played anywhere
>>344012235
was trying to fit my hand in the pic without getting a glare on the cart.
But you're probably right tho.
What is Hudson Soft doing now? I miss the bomberman games.
>>344012245
What's this cheers thing about? I doubt he's saying it like a bong
>>344012073
I'm chomping at the bit for those steel sticks.
>>344012234
Is that image supposed to mean anything?
>12:54 PM Bomberman 64 LivelyRaccoon
0:30:00 Any%
1:29 PM Donkey Kong 64 2dos
0:40:00 Any%
2:14 PM Wario World Dangerless
0:50:00 Any%
3:14 PM Super Mario 64 DS HastyAether
1:05:00 50 Star
4:29 PM Runny Egg danray
0:30:00 Eggernaut
5:09 PM Sonic Colors DS Diamond
0:35:00 Any%
5:54 PM Sonic Riders Celestics
0:18:00 Heroes or Babylon Story
6:22 PM Sonic Adventure 2: Battle Talon2461
0:45:00 Hero Story
7:17 PM Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) tripl3ag3nt
1:10:00 Sonic's Story (No MSG)
8:37 PM Metroid Zero Mission MickeyGnou
0:50:00 Any%
9:37 PM Donkey Kong Country 3 V0oid, BluntBunny
0:55:00 Any%
10:37 PM Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers 2 GameOfTheWeek
0:25:00 Any% One Controller
11:07 PM Disney's The Little Mermaid johncarls
0:09:00 Any%
11:21 PM DuckTales 2 NME
0:17:00 Any% Difficult
11:43 PM Mickey Mousecapade CTConqueror
Literally all autist games. I'm out.
>>344012245
>notch complaining about greed
says the person whose house looks like this
>>344012245
>https://twitter.com/notch/status/750656660025274368
what is he talking about?
>>344012245
Cheers are fucking stupid so fine
>>344012378
Hudson is dead, anon
>>344012380
you can now pay to """cheer""" to streamers, its like a donation but twitch takes a cut
similar to camwhore sites it works off of points instead of a lump sum
>>344012318
>Twitch is like a fucking brothel
Well, they did just literally lift the token system from cam sites, so it's a real piss-easy comparison.
>>344012372
Your hand looks pretty normal. I recommend you take some local community college courses to improve your thumbs up posture.
>>344012090
You needed a memory pak.
>>344012421
Please delete and reformat your post.
>>344012378
Merged with Konami. No hope my man.
>>344012421
good, no one will miss you
>>344012421
you won't be missed
>>344012434
>all those sweets
What a fat fuck.
>>344012378
Being part of Konami's back catalog that they'll only use for shitty mobile games from here on out.
>>344012421
>animefag shitting on the best block so far
Typical
>>344012245
what is his problem and how is this going to solve it
>>344012372
I'm sorry but you'll never be able to play saxophone
>>344012449
so whats the problem? if you dont like it dont use it?
>>344012434
something something ants, also is that really inside his house?
>>344012540
isn't that exactly what he said he's doing
>>344012449
The concept of twitch taking half of sub money and now taking cuts of direct donations is ridiculous.
An alternative to twitch needs to be made. One that isn't so obsessed with money they actively try to fuck over the people who are responsible for the site's success.
>Bomberman 64 speedrun
>>344012591
twitch owns the videogame streaming market, nobody will move because it's where all the viewers are, just like youtube
>>344012590
he was talking about stopping donations and subs altogether rather than not using the new cheers thing
>>344012298
>>344012453
better?
>>344012526
I play Clarinet
>>344012623
thirty minutes is pretty short for most shit
>>344012591
hitbow
CHOKE
>all these people getting banned
>>344012657
These pictures of your hand are making me feel uncomfortable anon
>>344012591
Fucking Youtube couldn't unseat Twitch.
>>344012657
Are you trying to tell me to go left? C'mon man! Thumbs up etiquette demands it actually points up!
>Bomberman is owned by Konami now
>>344012675
I beat this game in just under 2 hours. Not a long game by any means. Trying to 100% it, on the other hand...
This run is very enjoyable
>>344012643
then break it up like they broke up standard oil
>>344012749
Tilt your head 90 degrees left.
>>344012760
FUCK
>>344012760
God that is one unattractive woman
cute robot
>notch has over 2 billion dollars which he made from ripping off infiniminer and legos
>donates a couple thousand every year
>"oh wow so generous!"
>decides to stop donating because they're being "greedy"
>even though none of the money from donations or subscriptions go to twitch during gdq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J6BQDKiYyM
Watch this video. If you don't lose all respect for that fat cunt, your shit taste was beyond saving in the first place.
>>344012760
ACT
Not age like shit
Get this8
>>344012792
Twitch isn't a monopoly.
>>344012791
sure Tony
>>344012028
Please keep it up. I actually think your posts are funny.
>>344012782
>not doing 100% in your first try
>>344012813
women are ugly
>>344012813
well lucky for you she's a lesbian then
>>344012591
>One that isn't so obsessed with money they actively try to fuck over the people who are responsible for the site's success.
Kind of hard to do when you need so much bandwidth and CPU time.
The only good alternative would be a distributed one but that's literally years away from being possible.
>>344012782
Fucking painful, because boss stages require you to get every gold card in one play.
>>344012760
Jesus fuck, I'd rather Cosmoposting than this
>>344012731
>>344012643
I'm a viewer and I'm not married to twitch. Acting like everyone will always swallow every inch of twitch's "fuck you, your money is our money" mentality is nonsensical. Eventually people will get tired of it.
>>344012730
why?
>>344012749
picture got turned sideways
>>344012825
Like I care.
If I was Notch I wouldn't donate to this shit either. Fuck paying for Uyama's mansion and pool.
>>344012623
>Bomberman 64 speedrun
I still remember the Bomberman 64 runner that was wierd as fuck in some previous event. And the run was trainwreck-mode too because of rng.
>>344011507
Guardian Heroes by a longshot.
Rin a cute!
>>344012825
Based gamba jew
>>344012760
i hope thats combination of bad lighting and bad makeup
>>344012890
true. If I was notch I'd buy jap girls off the streets for the night.
>>344012890
Not donating is one thing
Trying to justify your shitty reason for not donating is another
>>344012870
I'm not sure what's worse, trying to get the gold cards on bosses or doing the Rainbow Palace
>>344012825
everyone knows he got lucky and sold minecraft up the river for 2 billion
>>344012887
Now you're not even using your thumb!!!!!
Are you even trying?!?
>>344012887
I DON'T KNOW
I'M SUCH A FREAK I WATCH JAPANESE CARTOONS
ACTUALLY THE TERM IS ANIME, DAD
GOD I'M SO FUCKING WEIRD!!!
>there are 300k people right now watching some retarded CSGO esports
I hate esports so much
Why is it top down?
I remember Bomberman 64 being third person but more from behind and closer to the character
Nigger hours runs are most comfy.
>>344011398
La-Mulana remake, technically, but I'm far from a medal at it.
Guys DK64 is gonna be so good. I want you guys to be as excited for that run as I am.
To those of you who haven't seen him run it before, you're gonna love it. It'll be the best run of SGDQ 2016
>>344013064
>not watching CohCarnage instead
>>344013064
>says the cuck watching literal autists play the same video games thousands of times over and over again
>>344013109
Calm down, son. It's good, but it's not going to paint the inside of my trousers white.
>>344013075
You're probably thinking of Bomberman Hero.
>>344013109
Is it the same guy that made that "triggered" joke last time that caused that gay Polygon guy to donate?
>>344013145
But I don't watch them play the same game thousands of times.
I watch them play it once.
>>344013161
No, the game itself is pretty shitty, but the runner is gonna make it amazing.
finland yes
>>344012982
I'm sorry
>>344013007
wanna see a trick?
>>344013118
>STREAMING IS MY JOB
fuck that faggot
fuck his stupid beanie
fuck his glasses
fuck you
>>344013109
DK64, so many good exploits, choke points and funny glitches, get hype!
>>344013109
>only DKC3 this year
>>344013221
STOP
>>344013186
The exact same guy.
>greeting from germany
long time donator first time viewer
family devoured by cancer
i work
my childhood destroyed
great cause
donate another $4.20% if:
-clap
-HYPE
-can pronounce KLJASD
>GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>>344013221
the fuck is wrong with your thumb's nail?
>Livelyraccoon
>looks more dead than alive
>>344013221
OH GOD
>>344013221
Anon no no no no no stop
>>344013293
save the animals :)
>>344012825
he had probably already decided not to donate and now tries to find an excuse
>>344013256
actually his real job is discJockey.
>tfw forced to miss any runs today from 8pm to about midnight as well as tomorrow same time euro time because euro 2016 is definitely more important than speedruns
luckily only bad runs in those time slots today, but tomorrow I'll miss the tetris exhibition as well as the trials fusion run afterwards which will probably be cool
>>344013293
How does it feel to be an autist?
Is DK64 next?
>>344011578
>>344011678
oh SNAP
>>344013407
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedulehttps://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>>344013392
oh fuck tetris is during the game?
;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfsP2cnnlIY
JUST PUSH THE BUTTON
>>344013268
best dkc
1 > 3 > 2
>>344013118
I hope this is an ironic post
>do you wanna tell them that advice
>just push the button
>
>
>
>so anyway
>>344012825
>someone has more money than me and it's wrong
>>344013431
AH FUCK
>>344013403
you tell us germany
Have there been any good/funny runs so far?
>>344013431
JESUS CHRIST
YOU FUCKING PSYCHO
DELETE
THIS
>>344013407
yes
>>344013487
>that awkward silence
>>344013546
Yea
Is this guy an Ausfag?
what a boring shit game
>>344013526
are they all being cummed inside?
>>344013486
hhahahahaha
CG
>>344013431
HARK
>>344013431
how do you photograph this
>>344013496
>Implying 1 is better then 2
Saying it's better then 3 is at least a respectable opinion, even if I disagree but putting 1 first is just weird.
2>3>1
tbf themetune???
Dankey Kang
>cant pass 150k viewers
HE
>>344013638
That's the real trick.
>>344013521
Way to miss the point, you fucking retard.
TIME TO CRY WHILE WE WAIT THE NEXT GAME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJH8hO7VlWE
>>344013546
Little Big Planet, Dustforce
>>344013621
They actually are, no joke.
>>344013638
thinking about this is unironically freaking me out
>>344013638
how indeed
;)
>>344013704
Dustforce was boring except for the final 6 levels
>>344013546
Jedi Academy was great
>>344013771
Your hands aren't GDQ or game-related.
Kindly fuck off.
>tfw i found my old AdamAK folder
Such a cutie patootie
>>344013642
Mein neger.
>>344013771
stop it anon
>>344013771
HOW IS THE MAD MAN DOING IT?
>>344013771
His face is a camera
>>344013771
Time to stop while you're a head.
>>344013671
the double cringe is they are trying to push this shit into the mainstream for the past 3 years and still cant pass that much
average view count is like 80k lol
>>344012964
How about both?
>it's completely random if the clown will do the attacks you need to get gold cards
>>344013485
>>344013509
>>344013512
>>344013526
>>344013528
>>344013558
>>344013635
is this bait?
everyone can do this, it's not impressive
>>344013638
camera inside mouth and use tongue to click shutter button
>more singing at GDQ
oh another song donation incentive
who /quickandnimble/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9IKa0zL0NU
>>344013813
If he takes that off will it fly?
>>344013843
let's see you do it then, faggot
Guys what is the weirdest hobby and why is it anime?
I mean when I started watching it 15 years ago it was okay but now I'm a TOTAL FREAK because I CAN'T STOP WATCHING CARTOONS
WHY AM I SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE?
OH RIGHT, BECAUSE I WATCH FUCKING CARTOONS
>>344013861
>there wasn't a join in too for the dk rap
N O S T Y L E
N O G R A C E
F U N N Y F A C E
CSGO Majors>SGDQ
Starting DK64 without listening to the full DK rap is a crime
>>344013843
How in the hell do you pull your thumb off like that?
>>344013895
this is a blue board...
>>344013930
2dos always glitches out of the dk rap, famdragon.
Greetins from Germany, and save the animals.
>>344013950
which fastgamer is she?
Night, anons. DK64 is just way too collecty for my tastes.
Be honest /v/, what would you do to her?
>qt blonde sits downJUSToff-camera
>>344013951
dont kid yourself. not even speedrunners cheat as much as csgo pros
>>344013839
meanwhile they are killing what made it so fun and thus alienating existing viewers.
It's probably not gonna make it another 3 years.
>>344013950
wtf is she holding? is it invisible?
>my favorite childhood games
>donkey kong and mighty switch force
how old was that donator? 3?
>qt sitting just off camera teasing me with her legs
>competitive Splatoon
How do thse threads manage to be even more cancer than twitch chat?
>>344014010
That's the case for a 100% run. This is an any%, where there's minimal collecting and more glitches.
>>344014013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V6fSDnLBJ0
>hi we are gamers for charity
>pay 25k to see this game played
>>344014013
Correct her posture
>>344014013
>Implying I could hold a conversation with her without going full Italy.
>>344014010
They'll be skipping a lot of the collecting shit.
>>344014013
carry her bag for her
>skipping the rap
closing stream
OOOH BANANA
is that skybilz on the couch?
>>344014010
>any%
>NO DK RAP
Cosmo?
>>344014013
>big bottle of water, healthy, drinks a lot of water, means she had good skin
>cute ponytail
>superb clothing choice
Literally anything as long as she can hold a conversation
>>344013808
>>344013836
Okay I'm done, but first...HE
>>344014002
No clue.
Just saved from another thread.
>I have no idea what fastgamer is
>all the trihex spam
Hahahahaha
They did it during Ape Escape too
>>344014013
i wud wrek dat chik
This game was my jam as a kid, hope this run is a good one
I'm pretty sure this is the same girl from a few days ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZIB1rM5J5Y
>>344014163
who?
>>344014159
i dont think the sponsors would like that
>>344013808
half of the posts in these threads are
>skipping dk rap
whyyyy
they skip this and yet they sing the national anthem with vibratto when its completely irrelevant
>Donkey Kong intro plays
>Chat spams tryHard
Every time
>>344014046
Watch enough anime and you gain superpowers
HEY
>>344014278
>irrelevant
>4th of july
You can fuck off any time, underage cunt.
>>344014292
HEY
>>344014013
>sit next to her and wait for her to make eye contact
>>344014221
>tfw will never do this again ever since I saw the video of some guy breaking a bone in a hard arm wrestling match
almost made me throw up, that snap
INVISIBLE
DONG
What's the point of speedrunning if they're literally cheating to beat the game? Why not hack the code and skip directly to the credits?
>>344014292
WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY
>>344014213
she looks so warm and cuddly
i bet she naturally smells good with that light feminine musk
>>344014356
EXPAND. NOW.
>>344014030
>>344014053
NO LEGS 4 U
wow this run fucking sucks
>>344014416
CUTE!
>>344014416
Cute
CUTE!
>>344014416
SHE'S HERE
>spent 4 minutes attempting 2 tricks that aren't determined by RNG
woooooooooooooow
>>344014416
;_;
>glance at the chat
>someone posts TriHard 64
chat is ok some times
>>344014490
Ain't looking too good. Donkey Choke 64.
>>344014490
it's harder than it looks okay? it's harder than it looks. they might make it look easy but it's harder than it looked.
>you will never enjoy a gdq as much as your first one ever again
How do you deal with this?
>>344014359
>Why not hack the code and skip directly to the credits?
is this your first gdq or were you being sarcastic?
This game is so fucking broken.
>they fell for the 'dk64 is a good speedrun' meme
>>344014602
Is it harder than it looks, though?
SHE'S QUICK AND NIMBLE
AND QUICK AND NIMBLE
AND QUICK AND NIMBLE
AND QUICK AND NIMBLE
>>344014490
you do it then, champ.
>>344014602
Sounds like you and him are scrubs
>>344014662
iyashikei
>>344014359
I know this is bait, but speedrunning is basically finishing the game as fast as possible within the games limitations
If you changed the code to go directly to the credits thats technically not within the games limitations as its not possible within the games code by default
>>344014710
SHE CAN FLOAT THROUGH THE AIR
AND FLOAT THROUGH THE AIR
AND FLOAT THROUGH THE AIR
AND FLOAT THROUGH THE AIR
>>344014710
DONKEY DONKEY DONKEY
>>344014742
fuck off retard
>>344014213
>Guy on the left sees her
>Reflexively thinks about fingering that puss
What a player
>>344014742
>I know this is bait but let me post some irrelevant shit anyway
>>344014742
I enjoyed this explanation, anon
HE
>>344014742
If you can do it in-game without additional hardware or tools it's perfectly valid.
>>344014772
>>344014770
>>344014710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dldJv9yZEp8
>>344014359
you wouldnt be running through the game, now would you?
HE
>>344014359
Anti-glitch autism is by far worse than speedrunner autism.
>>344013950
why is she brushing her teeth?
THIS RUN IS AMAZING NOW
WUZ
>>344014887
HAS NO STYLE
>singing the dk rap
maybe sgdq isnt that bad this year
C G
C G
>singing
>again
CG
>>344014818
>fingering that puss
you have to at least 18 to post on this website
What the fuck is going on
NO STYLE
>>344014907
to save thousands of dollars in the future
>literally cheating
>you can play the DK rap while in the menu/multiplayer
Is this a glitch or is my memory just shit?
Did they fuck up somewhere in the schedule ?
Wasn't this run supposed to be like 2 hours ago ?
Am I going completely mad ?
this coconot rap isn't funny
Nice rapping
>>344015003
The game is VERY glitchy.
>>344015005
refresh the page
you probably haven't since sunday
>>344014742
There's still passwords and shit that let you skip directly to the last stage, why aren't they using those? They are part of the game aswell.
It was more fun when he pretended not to know what was happening, back in SGDQ 2015.
>>344015005
shit happens
LITERALLY CHEATING
MAY AS WELL JUST USE A HACK AND GO TO THE CREDITS THAT WAY
>>344015018
If you know the words you need to shoot yourself
>>344014662
Don't watch anything GDQ related for 5 years & either try a the one for that year or even better, rewatch the first one you enjoyed, you'll most likely have little recollection of it.
>>344014737Yuno is perfection.
>>344015018
kys
ty familam
So listen UP DUDE
>>344014981
I don't see a gameshark or cheat codes so it's not cheating.
How the hell do you mispronounce lag
>cheating in a speedrun
>Watermelons as health
Wonder why this game was never called out
WILL THE CHAT STOP SAYING "OOOH BANANA"!?!?!
>>344014981
How is he cheating? I missed it.
>>344015101
top kek he's saying leg
>>344015136
Made by Brits, so they just chalked it up to banter.
>>344015136
>rap music
>monkeys and apes
>watermelons
>guns
>>344015135
that penalty shootout will go down in history
I'll never forget it
>Mad Jack
>Hard
Fucking pleb
>>344015156
>using the chat
>>344015162
He's still thinking about the tall blonde in the audience.
>>344015156
>readng at the chat
whoever is talking I CANT HEAR THEM
Who is this autistic qt and how can I make her mine
make that thing stop talking and go back to its cave
>>344015135
post the dance version
tf did dat bitch say
What in the fuck was that woman mumbling?
woah lady you're gonna have to speak louder
>>344015135
What am I looking at here?
>>344014981
>>344015067
>>344015135
Anti-glitch autism is literally worse than speedrunner autism. Stop trying to be in control of everything and just accept it, faggots.
>>344015267
nobody knows
>>344015220
Is it just my shit laptop or does twitch chat literally cause frame drops in the stream? I have it perma hidden now.
Will all of you guys watch ESA?
http://www.europeanspeedsterassembly.com/
It'll be more like the good old GDQs with fun allowed
500$ donation!!! ahahahahahhahh funny
>>344015345
use livestreamer
>>344015346
if they run good games
>>344015346
Only if it's held in the only free country in Europe
>>344015372
haHAA
>>344015313
You don't understand.
He's literally using a cheat code to get infinite oranges.
>>344015346
>ESA
>NASA
>AGDQ
>SGDQ
They're all hot garbage for different reasons.
>>344015346
>växjö
is that a place or what?
>>344015346
yes
You know where it'll be?
>>344015346
>eruope
OY MATE SO WUT YU GUT TO DAH IS JAMP ON THA WOLL WHEN THAT FREM IS DIVISABLE BY NINE
>>344015435
must be a province in the nation of Ajax
>>344015458
It tells you right on that page
Växjö inSweden
>>344015372
highlight of sgdq
>>344015372
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.strawpoll.me/10679106
First impressions of this run?
finally a good run with glitches and shit, everything else has sucked
>>344015346
>sweden
I can watch women getting raped elsewhere
>>344015417
>NASA
they speedrun?
How much would you pay to hug qt plaid shirt girl in the audience?
>>344015461
>England
>Europe
>>344015372
Maybe that's what they call happiness, anon. Some sort of strange sensation that's supposed to occur when you're successful at things.
>>344015502
oh yeah, where?
>>344015524
Yes, astronauts do speedrun
>>344015384
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10pDzvMt-RmudFO1E9hN0mPx58PRBevPqH4zhPxYyFB0/edit#gid=0
SWING ON TREES TriHard EAT BANANA TriHard
>final boss
>estimated 20 minutes left
>>344015524
Where have you been?
President Kennedy started it when he was tired of all the speedrunning amateurs not coming together for a common goal.
Banjo Tooie > DK64 > Banjo Kazooie > SM64
>>344015524
FAST
Aren't people tired of le epic kill or save the animals meme yet?
>>344015524
Yeah, their latest speedrun is Earth to Jupiter in under five years.
>>344015590
The final boss fight is FUCKING long.
>>344015613
PS1 > Shit >>> N64 garbage
>>344015590
It IS DK64 we are speaking of here.
>>344015630
wr HYPE
>>344015569
>Bertin
>BigJon
>Naegleria
pretty gud
>>344015569
>Bertin
Wait is he not at GDQ?
>>344015662
Wouldn't it technically be a solar system record?
>>344015613
Banjo-Tooie > Banjo-Kazooie > Super Mario 64 >Glover> Donkey Kong 64
>>344015662
>wr
>when he's literally used a cheat
We need a new bread.
>>344015613
SM64 is objectively the best speedgame though.
>>344015603
>We will perform 2 frame perfect skips in a row, not because it is easy, but because it is hard
>>344015389
Switzerland?
>>344015482
Every year is in different country or always in Sweden?
>>344015716
but he didn't end up needing it to be on, no change in his runyeah total bullshit right?
HE
>>344015731
whatever happened to siglemic
>>344015731
What about F-Zero GX?
>>344015750
Different places but usually Sweden I think
>>344015713
made me laugh
>>344015539
Yes, England is located in Europe
>>344015808
He stopped playing and multiple other runners surpassed him by a huge margin.
>>344015807
WUZ
>>344015731
now do it without pressing the A button
>>344015838
wasn't he bitching about no competition at on point? like no one else took it as seriously as him?
>>344015809
It's cool, but not on the same level as SM64.
It also loses points for being a racing game, despite its tech.
>>344015539
Trying to leave EU doesn't mean you're not in Europe anymore.
new thread
>>344015923
>>344015830
Not for long. We'll push it away so it can chill with Greenland
>>344015818
So theres definitely a speedrun of a black man impregnating a blonde haired white woman?
>>344015901
Yeah, but that was before he burned out.
>>344015904
that run from a few years back was extremely based
the guy even put handicaps on himself and stuff
>>344016235
yeah CGN is a monster. f-zero gx is an extremely impressive game to play at top levels, no question.
>>344015346
thats actually a solid lineup
put that qt brown girl on donations again and im sold
This boxing match is very irregular.
>>344011748
its way worse and because of the constant scenes its worse for speedrunning too
Pacific instead of Specific.
Is this grade school again?
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