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we're watching SGDQ!
Now: Little Big Planet
Next:Burning Rangers
Later: Bomberman 64
Discord server as an alternative to cancerous twitch chat:
https://discord.gg/h3Jmj
first for zombie kid
>Wrote an app for a speed run
im gay
That Finnish kid is definitely hiding an AR-15 underneath the couch.
This is a pretty boring run
>raining hard outside
>stream on laptop
>shitposting on phone
>playing vidya on my TVs
>got my soft blankets
>gonna make some coffee
feels good, you guys playing any games?
>>344006771
>Now: Little Big Planet
>Next:Burning Rangers
>Later: Bomberman 64
>Banned: ??
>Those parts in the LittleBigPlanet games where you need 4 players in order to get all the items
anyone else feel bad for him? like why would you spend your life speedrunning a game where theres only 2 or so in the world
https://www.youtube.com/user/iPPJii
>>344006919
are you cute
What was that song called? I actually have it but can't remember.
>shoutout to the music
>doesn't shoutout Battles
What a pleb fucker
>>344007054
if you dont have friends, playing with randos was fun enough
just slap them bitches in the direction you wanna go
>>344007093
Battles - Atlas
BUNDA
Reminder that viper is our guy
>gets back from hospital
>immediately starts pumping out songs every hour or two again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcP9rEPHDv8
>>344007065
>like why would you spend your life speedrunning
beats me
http://www.strawpoll.me/10678460
Time to rate this run
CHOKE
Why did the runner bring his ventriloquist's doll to the couch?
>>344007093
Atlas by the band Battles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpGp-22t0lU
>>344007127
>>344007161
Yup, that's the one. Thanks.
>no RNG he says
that cardboard run part sure seemed like rng.
>Entirely skill based
>let's play done fast
>>344007153
>yfw its the other way around
>people posting without anime thinking they'll get (You)s
This run is putting me to sleep
Why is he so cute, /v/?
>>344007130
ANON I ALREADY FAPPED TODAY TO JULIA
Rin a best!
>>344006771
just ate a fried egg.. huge mistake
the yellow part got stuck in my throat and now i feel sick
>>344007152
LBP's story levels start getting pretty fucking hard around this point, the fortress is gonna be interesting if there are no skips but that's the most mechanically complicated level in the game with the amount of contraptions and shit there are in it.
>>344007226
That's brain damage pudding face if I've ever seen it.
>>344007184
>physics
>rng
I know what you mean though, it's just that terminology pisses me off.
>>344007120
>I must call her out but her chat is moving too fast for my comment to get noticed
>If I donate, my message gets read automatically on stream
>I'll show this whore who's boss!
Beats me
>>344007038
>shitposting on phone
Fuck off you underaged piece of shit.
>>344007065
what the hell are you talking about?
http://www.speedrun.com/lbp
>>344007249
>implying
>>344007184
Wonky physics isn't the same thing as a random number generator.
Dampe in OOT 100% is literally just the game picking random numbers and all you can do is hope it picks the good one, lbp's physics being hard to predict isn't the same thing.
Forgot how weird and sometimes creepy the characters in this game are.
It was so nice of SGDQ to invite him to play LBP for us.
>alarm goes off to let me know the game I want to see is on
>it's already started because they were running early
>>344007130
>>344007249
stop posting lewds. i already came like 3 times today.
>>344007332
Blame that 14-year old tranny fuck who couldn't be arsed to bring a charger.
>>344007332
>alarm goes off to let me know tropical freeze is on
>boyfriend turns it off and i sleep through it
>>344007226
I don't know, but I hope he's not as anxious as he looks.
wow LBP2 looks great in comparison
some of these look like your typical user created levels
i have good memories playing the LBP games, anyone else?
>>344007232
>Fapping once a day
Low test af, you should go to a doctor anon
>wake up and turn on the stream
>LBP
Going back to bed, see you in a few m8s
STOP POSTING ANIME
START POSTING REAL WOMEN
>>344007402
>boyfriend
V A N C O U V E R
How was LBP3 story mode?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA-UV2xIzDY
tfw you will never have a gamning buddy and get a WR together
Why does Media Molecule make the best music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNkHauCAC_w
>>344007425
Nah I just enjoy taking 1 hour and cumming a huge load on my sonico figures.
>>344007285
I'm glad you came here. I want you to know that no sane individual would spend hard earned money, or even NEET money, to essentially tell someone "I don't like you."
The very idea is absurd, and you need to fuck off. There is absolutely no way you can substantiate this.
I wanna get silent guy drunk
>>344007441
When is Overwatch ranked speedrun?
>>344007441
THEY ARE REAL ON MY HEAD
FUCK YOU
>>344007374
Explain
>>344007272
Says the cunt on /v/
>>344007492
I want to kiss him and slap his cute skinny buttcheeks
>>344007441
>she asks your speedgame is
What do you say?
S T O P
P O S T I N G
L E W D S
>>344007516
>having an animu preservation on your head
>>344007441
>inb4 Narcissa
>>344007131
He also plays undertale.
https://youtu.be/ukXGIvJyp3E?t=23s
>>344007489
I hear (you) loud and clear.
>>344007543
>Tumblr.gif
>not even 300k right now
Isn't it usually like 500 or 600k right now?
>>344007526
man plays mario on 3DS
3ds battery is low
Man plays game anyway
3ds dies
>tfw the finn actually did something
>waves and doesn't say hi
This fuckin kid.
PPJ is the opposite of Chibi, says nothing at all.
>>344007526
iirc in the Super Mario Bros 2 run, the runner (afore mentioned idiot) both didn't charge it's 3DS before the run or put it on a charger for the run. So it died mid run and ended it early.
Worst part is they KNEW it was dying and their response was to save, rather then ask for a charger. THey actually confirmed this.
How did that human doll wave on his own. This speedrun is getting crazy!!
>>344007594
His 3ds didnt come with a charger
How big is your 4chan folder?
rabidjellyfish looks pissed
this game is fucking boring
exclusive shit
>>344007585
That's what I thought.
>>344007589
>redesign Ryoko
Spoil that shit
why no Dragon's Crown run
>>344007614
I'd pile drive his mute ass to oblivion.
>>344007670
All forms of Ryoko are love, anon.
>>344007645
>1,470 items, totalling 797.5 MB
>>344007638
buy a charger
>>344007287
optimal way to shit post amigo
>wake up, turn on livestreamer
>after a few zips, runner manages to fuck up mario 64 tier seesaw bridge
I dropped watching this one. what good games they running later?
How is RNG real if luck cannot exist in computers?
>>344007645
9.639 items, 5,55 GB
>>344007697
too busty for the stream
>>344007581
How can other rappers compete?
>>344007697
>cowtits
fuck off
>>344007719
4chan is a place for friends, not shitting on one another.
>>344007751
luck doesn't exist anywhere, idiot
I looked up PPJ's videos and speedruns, he doesn't talk in them, is this guy mute?
>>344007697
Uyama is a fucking cuck. Doesn't want to offend the sjws. Same reason you cant say cringe or triggered
>>344007697
>pic
That's whypost Sorcerer with extreme over exaggerated tits
>>344007645
1857 files 943 MB
>>344007772
Why don't you like both? Hitler does.
>>344007778
I'm not shitting on anyone, but really any post on this site is a shitpost.
>>344007772
low test cuck
I'd be great if he does the MGS4 content.
>>344007751
It's not really random and TAS are able to manipulate RNG by reading data from the game and in other unusually circumstances ordinary players are able to manipulate the RNG if the know the exact way it is calculated for example getting ultra rare items from chests in Final Fantasy XII
>>344007645
I have like 2k pics on my phone alone. Should be near 30k on my pc by now.send help
Where's Chibi?
>>344007878
Is this porn?
Does Hitler fuck them both?
Please say yes.
>it only saves 15 seconds so it's not worth it
yeah you know, saving time in a speedrun, who cares
this run is so fucking low energy that I want to go to sleep. And I woke 2 hours ago after full night of sleep
>>344007697
The raw, dangerous, masculine lust will overpower the runners and they will being raping every waomn they see
Why no Surfing at GDQ?
>>344007952
Locked outside of his house again.
>>344007756
ANOTHER GAME?
I get restless legs when I get sleepy, is that normal?
>>344007967
>Is this porn?
Yes.
>Does Hitler fuck them both?
Yes.
WHEN KATAWA SHOUJO?
>>344008012
>100% speedrun
>Every server that ever exists gets speedran
Too vague a category
>>344007991
You missed the part where he mentioned "to attempt more then once"
I wonder if anyone fucked on that couch
He sure talks a whole lot about what you can do but not actually do them.
>>344008073
ehi dude, last night you missed the part where i fucked you're mom
>>344008058Usually you give source when answering to a question like that, so source pls?
>>344008103
LMAO REKT
>>344007916
That Cure/hit yourself shit blew my mind. I actually found all the weapons and Lv.99 Red Chocobo the 'legit' way.
>>344008085
I wonder if anyone fucked that couch
>>344008072
more like just a showcase time like Tetris or Stepmania was what i had in mind
Low-T anime posters get out
is this a lets play
Don't worry
>>344008114
Yeah, here you go.
http://exhentai.org/g/948297/802a8cf686/
>>344008058
God damn it I already fapped today, but now I'm tempted just so I can say "I fapped to Hitler once"
>>344008085
I wonder how many people farted on the couch
haha
>>344008047
Not uncommon.
>>344008103
I dropped a ring in there last night.
>>344008114
>Usually you give source when answering to a question like that
You wish faggot
>>344008178
Thanks senpai
>>344008179
Leave it Anon, Hitler will be waiting for you tomorrow.
>>344008140
t. cuck
>>344007952
I actually feel for the kid. He's done some stupid shit in his life and deserves the flak he gets for trying to pass off a cheated "glitch" but the shit he has to deal with involving 4chan and it's raid happy edgelords is ridiculous.
>>344008140
How does an Asian ass get that fat?
>>344008140
being into asians are way worse, especially if you're a white guy
what's even the appeal? slanted eyes and crooked teeth?
Guys PPJ might be an actual mute, the only videos I've found of his with dialogue is of RabidJellyfish narrating over his guides.
>>344008187
PPJ is so busy farting on the couch he can't speak.
>been running this for five years
>still a shitter
GDQ really needs to filter more
>>344008210
Keep telling yourself that buddy.
is ppj even alive
>>344008260
So what you're saying is nobody will hear him scream if I rape his boipussi
>>344008294
>tfw you don't care about porn anymore
huh.
it's like something just clicked suddenly.
>>344006771
How much do they pay you guys to post these threads here?
>>344008315
He ded
>>344008337
Probably notFor real though he's got a real good facial structure no homo or anything but damn son
>>344008337
Why is this and why do I want her to choke me?I meant choke my penis
Claim em fellas!!
>>344008302
fish smelling vagina
>>344008294
who's the flatty
FINALLY
1:00:50
>>344008426
Top middle tan skin
>>344008426
the tan one
>>344008426
me on the right
>>344008426
The bottom one
>>344008426
Serious question though.
Why is Anri so perfect?
>>344008426
>No bulge
Dropped
>>344008426
right
>tfw they look like shit in motion porns
fuck me
>>344008426
The nigger
>>344008426
Top Left
Why is this year so low on memes?
moar
>>344007952
Oh fuck I forgot that Caveman thing happened on his birthday.
He's kind of a cunt to his parents and he cheated on a speedrun which is beyond pathetic, but still, I hope he finds a place in life. Poor kid.
>>344008518
idk, take a bath dude
>>344008518
DUDE LETSA GO TAKE A BATHA
>>344008426
Is that Ai Uehara sitting down on the bottom left? If it is, then I claim her.
>>344008426
the one without enough makeup to kill a zoo
oh wait
>>344008541
>All flat
no thanks
>>344008426
zero (zero) suit samus
SUOMI MAINITTU
>>344008546
>kid
He's old enough to understand he fucked up and deal with it.
RATE THIS LBP SPEEDRUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS LBP SPEEDRUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS LBP SPEEDRUN FROM 1-10
>>344008426
ALL
Who are they?
>>344008615
kill/yourself is what i would rate it, you pathetic attention whore.
>>344008615
ppj/10
>>344008615
7/10
>>344008541
I miss the cute mute already
Haha, he's still back there.
>>344008615
cutemute/10
>>344008584
>all balls
>>344008615
it wasn't little
wasn't big
but it definitely didn't concern the whole planet ;v)))))
is ppj actually mute or just extremely shy?
>More than 3 people on the couch
I can smell the memes already
>>344008541
me second from the left
>>344008413
It's a real woman, anon.
>>344008426
AIKAMIMK-039
>>344008613
Yeah, I guess you're right. At least he's remorseful, that's a step in the right direction I guess.
>LBP is somebody's childhood
Has it become a complete f(c)uck fest? Where are all the people? Cheating on each others underage husbands?
Why wasn't our guy invited?
>>344008713
LittleBigPlanet is 8 years old.
>>344007952
>>344008546
Caveman happened on his birthday?
>He was just hyped and excited on his B-day and a speedrunning autist who wears sunglasses indoors shut him down on his big day
Damn son
>>344008684
He's Finnish.
>>344008615
Stop this, you obvious employee of GDQ.
>keep calm t-shirt
I can smell some fresh memes already
>>344008337
please tell me thats a camgirl
>>344008673
He's probably in this very thread
>>344008741
Well yeah, the game is over.
>>344008703
Thank you based anon
>>344008713
>2008 was 8 years ago
>They could be posting on 4chan legally right now and have played lbp as a 10 year old.
>>344008731
He ate all of the catering
Twice
So he banned
>>344008541
>not Sens Fortress.jpg
>>344008698
I know, that's why I asked. Thanks thoughSeriously though she looks like she can choke the hell out of my penis
>>344008731
did that shit get him laid or why the fuck did he do it?
>Someone spent time setting up chairs
>>344008781
well done
>>344008829
he don't have anything better to do i bet
>>344008734
I couldn't even watch his run this year cause it was so fucking obnoxious
>>344008816
he saw off season body builders and wanted to be that
>>344007952
Holy shit dude. Now I just feel bad.
>>344008780
Let yourself be known, anon. We pretty much all have social anxiety.
Who is this DS Dad I keep hearing about?
Favorite speedrunner?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10678588
>there will never be another Golden Sun game
>>344008734
that's why they allowed him on the couch even though he didn't know anything about the game
>>344008919
Werster
>>344008902
Dunno, I only know about Pandora Papa.
>>344008862
I think I saw someone wearing a shirt with his face on it.
Yes, the face on the shirt had sunglasses.
>>344008902
He's a guy who plays aPandorain the crowd usually. I think he got into trouble when he showed it off in this image actually.
>>344008919
Feasel
He is comfy af
EMPTY ROOM THE WHOLE WEEK
GOOD JOB UYAMA
>>344008861
why do the people always sit so scattered and distant? don't they want to be closer to the front to see the screens better?
POST MORE MEW
>>344008970
It's Papa Pandora you memeing fucktard.
>>344008919
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10678588
>bluegrass
huh
>completely empty
>just before burning rangers
is everyone in attendance a philistine or are they just asleep
>>344008940
They were never very good, there was just a lack of rpgs on the GBA at the time.
>>344007952
Wait Chibi/Caveman was SGDQ 2014? I thought that happened last year. What were the funny memes from 2015?
>>344008919
>no whitegoose
nice poll
why do people attend these events alone
>>344008584
Do fat traps even exist?
>>344007420
Gotta give them credit, though. A lot of the logic used in LBP1 by both the devs and the community was ahead of its time. Final boss was insanely well put together; newer games you just slap a tool on an object and call it a day, You can make a calculator in the later games with a simple few tools, too. In LBP1 you had to dedicate a whole level to making a very basic one. Shit was insane seeing how complex people were getting with the limited tools provided.
![tumblr_o3l5d8fml91r3x5j9o4_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cILNTTA.jpg "tumblr o3l5d8fml91r3x5j9o4 1280[1]")
>>344008770
>>344008413
All I found was her tumblr.
http://moosefix.tumblr.com/tagged/me/
I'm too tired to dig for more. Do what you will.
>>344008982
What this.
What did I miss lads?
Went to bed after 4 shitty indie double jump platformers in a row last night
>just woke up
>check stream
>as barren as my recently evacuated bowels
ded hobby
>>344008961
This lore...
>>344009015
the crash runner was the only meme that year
and caveman playing his waifu's game
>>344009057
Chibi made a $50 donation asking to be unbanned.
Better get your snacks while you can lads
>>344008983
The only correct answer.
>>344009037
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>344009089
prove it
>>344009089
Don't lie to me
>>344009037
>thumbnail looked like a preggo belly poppin out
Dissapointed.
>>344008919
PJ, Puwexil
>>344009120
Not going to spoonfeed you, retard. Look it up yourself on the vod.
>>344008919
the hidden "other" option AKA 0xwas, the human TAS
>>344009058
Maybe this will convince them to go back to the old comfy setup next event
They don't need a fucking entire auditorium
>>344009037
>>344009107
>you will never smell her hair
;_;
>>344008723
The room has been pretty empty even during prime time. Apparently there is another room with people in it? But the camera is on the No Fun Allowed room.
>>344009097
>Snacking
Fucking americans.
>>344009161
>sher
>>344009107
That is some lovely hair
>>344009037
>Holy damn
Rest now anon, you've done your duty.
>fat fuck not on the couch
But seriously, why is the couch so small this year?
>>344008919
fniure for chill & actual good gameplay
someone donate as moonman please. i doubt they know his true identity.
little BJ planet with my sister
>>344009151
Which vod
>this sega saturn faggot again
>an hour of setup
>because matty is inept
Bring back Uyama and his mafia, at least they could keep an event rolling
>>344008919
>(the guy who fucked the other guy's wife)
>(the guy who got cucked)
>>344009168
>not just eating whatever the fuck you want, then casually working it off
Europe should sink.
How many "greetings from Germany" have we had by now?
>>344009168
>mfw americans call inbetweenie eaties "snacking"
>>344009057
Dude.
OOOOOOOOOH
OOOOOOOHOOOOOOHOOOO
These are the ones I missed.
Any of them worth it? Anything funny? Good shit happened?
>>344009037
SHE'LL NEVER BE YOURS NERDS
SHE'S NOT REAL
TOO TOO ROOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>344009127
>You will never impregnate a muscle girl
>>344009264
About 6,000,000.
>>344009229
hahaha
>can't read what guy on the right's shirt says because fat
>>344009281
ty the tiger was really good, the runner had a way with words.
Is Leslie a cute name for a girl?
>>344009281
Ty was really funny.
>>344009281
momodora was nice
>skipping the opening
I was getting into that
>>344009097
Done & done.
>>344009314
KEEP
CALM
THIS
>>344009229
Just heard that
How does that slip through?
>>344009350
don't worry, it was the inferior japanese version anyway
>>344009330
No, it used to be a guys name
>>344009350
Then just play the fucking game.
>>344009330
Idk about girl, but for a man, Leslie is the most sissy name available
>skinny guy finally not squashed next to that hamlord
ANME GIRL WITH A WRENCH
>>344009316
>>344009345
>>344009281
Don't believe their lies, Ty was fucking awful
>>344009350
no fun allowed.jpg
>keep calm this
What did he mean by this?
>>344009350
>he hasn't listened to burning rangers for a hundred hours in PSO
>i'm wet
>>344008919
My favorite speedrunner is Narcissa!
Narcissa is cute! CUTE!!!
what the fuck is saturn i thought it was a planet
>>344009229
Just caught that myself
>>344009387
can you emulate saturn games well now?
>>344009376
>>344009330
Leslie reminds me of a gay biker dude or a fat nurse with curly hair
Holy shit this game looks bad.
Like the 3D is so bad you shouldn't have bothered and just stuck to 2D
>>344009376
The saturn graphics where fucking dogshit.
>>344009293
I will pretend you said petite. But yeah, devastating.
Damn, Saturn 3d was terrible.
I LOOOOOVE ANIME XD
IT'S SO RANDOM AND QUIRKYYYYY
AND WATCHING IT MAKES ME A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
DO YOU LIKE ANIME OR ARE YOU *GASP* A NORMIE?
>>344009330
I had a stupid dumb bitch co-worker named Leslie and the name triggers me so no it's the worst
good god this game looks like shit
i'm not a graphicsfag, but fuck.
it looks like the awful garbage the ds tried whenever they strayed from sprite graphics.
>>344009406
I can't fucking breathe, anon.
well done
>>344009452
There's a reason most Saturn games used sprites, but 3D was the future.
>>344009107
>>344009376
>>344009452
game looks fine you underage faggot
>>344009107
jesus
>>344009452
looks like it controls fine, the graphics would look good in an upscaled emulator too
>>344009495
Looks like MGS
This looks decent for real time 3d graphics in 1998 shut the fuck up kids.
>>344009293
They literally cannot get pregnant
Have you ever seen a pregnant muscle girl?
Too much testosterone killed their womb, it's like a vaginal chernobyl
>>344009097
Fuck yeah.
>>344009376
>>344009376
I like the look of this game, it makes me nostalgic. Guess you had to be there.
>>344009376
>>344009517
No it doesn't.
There is "early 3D but fine" like SM64 and there is this shit
This is horrendous
>>344009575
We aren't in 1998, though.
>>344009593
me too
>>344009601
Keep in mind this is on the Saturn, it actually looks good for the system.
>>344009452
>>344009528
>>344009517
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=191669876
Semi-regular reminder that Super Mario 64 has more depth and is harder to optimize and be good at than any other speedgame.
Feel free to prove me wrong.
>>344009528
STOP MISUSING THE WORD UPSCALING REEEEEEEEEEE
So why don't you own a Sega Saturn?
Got mine from a flea market.
>>344009367
>sour cream
>the worst standard flavour outside of Original
why are all the runners extremely camp lately?
>>344009663
>what is half life 1 and portal
>>344009663
You can't say it's only half an A press. You either press the A button or you don't.
>>344009601
So damn underage
>>344009563
pretty much
>cutscenes are the best part of the game
No better way to say the game is hot garbage.
>>344009578
where there's a will there's a way
>>344009663
I wish the mother fuckin world champ cheese05 was there to do a run
RIP anime.
Think it says KEEP CALM YOU GOT THIS
>>344009605
The game permanently is, though.
>>344009709
>eating any type of chips but salty
Literally kill yourself
>>344009663
Paper Mario, the categories are fucking dead now
>>344009750
suck my dick, saturndrone
>>344009719
This year's GDQ is sponsored by Soylent
>>344009702
I own several. The real question is, why don't YOU own Panzer Dragoon Saga?
if you played this game in 1998 you would have loved it you fucking underage faggots
>>344009730
>games that let you make literal save states at any point in the run
>harder than SM64
lmfao
>>344008673
Did he fall asleep?
>>344009671
what word should I use then
>>344009709
>not liking sour cream
nigga you wat
>>344009793
*I got
WHY AREN'T THE SHOWING THE ANIME CUTSCENES? >:C
I LOOOOOVE ANIME XD
IT'S SO RANDOM AND QUIRKYYYYY
AND WATCHING IT MAKES ME A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
DO YOU LIKE ANIME OR ARE YOU *GASP* A NORMIE?
>>344009812
Why does he do this shit but refuse to fix his teeth
>>344009801
Joke's on you, salt & vinegar are my favourite pringles
>>344009812
wtf does soylent not expire or something?
Apparently the halfcoordinated run was really emotional
>>344009816
Because Ihave no blank CDs to burn it on right now
>>344009805
>trick based JRPG with no movement tech
>harder to optimize than sm64
lmfao
>>344009870
RIP anime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctdUDUgxIqs
>>344009808
>saturndrone
first time I've seen that one
>>344009829
if you want to have wr you need to use as least savestates as possible duh
so how is that different from failing a trick in SM64 and trying it again?
>>344009858
Rendering at a higher resolution, or at least downsampling
Upscaling is just resizing a smaller image
Has the room been filled even once?
>>344009893
>>trick based JRPG with no movement tech
Let me guess, you are a "half-press" meme-loving fuck right?
>>344009816
Because I've yet to set up the SD card/USB mod for my Saturn. I'd probably also need to get the RAM cart, to boot.
>>344009702
Of course I own one. Grey jap model 1, I love it.
>>344009889
Maybe you wouldn't need to pirate itif I hadn't bought multiple of the couple thousand copies in existence
>>344009816
>several
>being a hoarder
you're the reason collecting is so expensive now
Is blueglass there this year? I haven't hard his giggles
>>344009916
If you fail a trick in mario 64 it's usually a reset
>>344009709
>sour cream
>not the bets type in any chips/crisps/whateverthefuck>after BBQ
>>344009970
he's banned.
>>344009880
because he thinks flawed research proves eating more soy will give you titties. They overfed those rats extracts to get those results though.
>>344009812
I just made a realization. Soylent is like speedrunning food + contributes to autism enabling/speed running/games etc
You don't need to prepare anything, and it's "objectively" a good/efficient/cheap way to get nutrients.
99.99% sure this shit is not healthy long term though
>I'm the fastest
>no one runs this but me
well done buddy really proud of you
>>344009972
You don't rewind the time if you fail it in a game with quicksaves, either.
>>344009970
For some reason he wasn't able to come this year
He donated on day 1 and said he's watching from home and wishing them all the luck
>>344009970
He donated and said he wouldn't be there
>>344009916
>so how is that different from failing a trick in SM64 and trying it again?
you lose significantly more time in SM64 if you fail a trick. also you lose minutes in SM64 if you have shitty movement even if you get every trick on your first try.
>>344009941
Would you drop the money to stay a hotel for a week to watch these garbage runs?
No.
Most people who attend only show up for one or two days that coincide with the runs they want to watch.
AKA normie shit. Usually the rooms tops out with the recent Zeldo games.
>>344009996
Didn't he shit his pants or something?
sega saturn was shit.
even the genesis was better than that trash.
>>344009906
Oh so this is where that level's from. Cool.
>>344009972
because the run is too close to perfection
this doesnt make a speedgame interesting, ability to make up time in different portions of the run is
>>344010010
It also fuels your mental degeneracy
>>344010001
Well to his credit he is overeating extracts.
>>344009507
and toptier music taste
>>344010071
BROTHER NERO
I fucking love jetpack games
>This game reminds me of Einhander.
>I feel like Einhander would be a better choice than this game for a speedrun.
>>344010035
nigga not my fault you ain't got them
>>344010010
It's not cheap at all.
>>344009882
Mein neger.
SUGOI SUGOI
>>344009945
>ability to make up time in different portions of the run is
Yes, and SM64 has more ways to move faster than any other speedgame. The potential for optimization is much higher than Half-Life.
Not to say Half-Life is a bad speedgame by any means, but saying it's harder to optimize than SM64 is laughable.
I ghosted my Skype friend
>>344010110
>have fun dungeon crawling through the dungeons all the way to the bottom with the guy
>ha ha ha now you're stuck here
>have to do the exact same thing with the girl
>not as fun as the first time
>>344010143
SO ANIMEEEEEEE :D
I LOOOOOVE ANIME XD
IT'S SO RANDOM AND QUIRKYYYYY
AND WATCHING IT MAKES ME A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
DO YOU LIKE ANIME OR ARE YOU *GASP* A NORMIE?
Sugoi sugoi
>>344010128
their website says 3 dollars per meal
>>344010010
It fucks up your estrogen levels making you a prancing la-la homo man.
>>344010126
BBQ is not a good flavor to gorge on like a fat fuck, forcing chips down your throat one after another in a never ending cycle of both pleasure and immense dissatisfactionin my opinion
>>344010174
get the fuck out sin
>>344010184
jeez calm down anon-chan
anyone else watching this for daily motivation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>>344010010
Let's exploit the glitch that skips the cutscene where we sit and enjoy our foods.
>>344010183
That's Ehrgeiz. Einhander is a shoot-em-up.
>>344010197
That's $3,285 a year before tax.
You can eat a lot better and a lot cheaper if you buy local produce and learn how to fucking cook.
>>344010243
whitegoose is god
>>344010126
>Not Megapussi
Fucking lame
>>344010243
I like this man because he reminds me oF PAYNE
>>344009593
I miss when games looked like Space Channel 5 and old DDR characters
So charming and bizarre and 2000
>>344010197
12 bottles is $32
you eat 3 meals a day
i'm assuming you need to drink 3 of these a day
$9 a day
$270 a month for a fucking drink
just take a multivitamin and eat whatever fruit you have available. it's guaranteed to be cheaper and more filling than this garbage
>>344010282
This.
>>344010279
Oh yeah you're totally right. I goofed up. Fuck.
>>344010052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLuPgyv_3Yk
this is the only thing i remember playing on sega
>>344010243
Imagine being so delusional that you care what goose has to say about anything.
He's more autistic and mentally ill than 99% of speedrunners, and to top it all off he's a manipulative sociopath.
What's going on here?
Beat me to the post but:
>>344010183
see
>>344010279
>>344009805
>>344009945
Paper Mario is a good run & definitely high-up there (I can barely do any of the tricks on my own JP cart) but I wouldn't say it's up to SM64's standards.
>>344010020
This is the only one I can see competing with SM64.
>>344009812
oh my god
>>344010323
>Not eating 2 times a day.
Are you rich or something anon! hahahah!
Fuck all this chip talk. I really wish I had some bugles now.
What are some speedgames that feature girly boys?
If you're bored read this hot chatlog of the infamous Be Quiet moment
http://pastebin.com/XNbbqpnK
>>344010064
i meant to respond to this with: >>344010164
>>344010323
>a whole month of food for 270$
Dude, that's really really cheap.
>>344010282
>>344010197
>>344010323
I am honestly kind of impressed if you actually eat this cheap/month. I spend FAR more than that, but I actually work a full time job so I don't need to eat rice/vegetables every single meal or go out of my way to eat extremely cheaply.
>>344010126
>not jalapeno
pleb
>>344010102
>she also plays Rugby
Just in case you don't know, Rugby is tougher than football. You don't get to pussy out with stuff like helmets, shoulder pads, etc. When she said she took a kick to the head, she took a legit kick to the head. She's pretty badass.
>>344010197
I just survive off protien powder, milk and broccoli which comes to around that. You should see my gains.
>>344010358
Elaborate.
>>344010378
Holy shit the wrench really isn't her arm
>>344010398
Holy fuck we get it you're a fat fuck american.
>>344010378
I've been wondering this for a while now, what is this emote from/based on?
>>344010323
Those vitamin substitutes don't really get digested as well as vitamins from actual food
>>344010378
>Sugoi Sugoi
>>344010224
True, but after eating 10 bags of sour and cream BBQ feels too damn good to be legal
>>344010302Monikulttuurisessa suomessa ei ole tilaa suomen kielelle
>>344010407
Shut the fuck up, dumb fagposter.
>>344010398
>eating corn
Ask me how I know you're a farm animal.
>>344010437
what do you squat fag
>>344010425
put some quotation marks around food and then say how cheap it is
>>344010454
Japanese twitch admin
S U C C
>>344010438
Well, for one he manipulated you into thinking he doesn't like speedrunning while he's literally in the process of spending multiple days grinding a single IL.
>>344010504
It sustain you. The maker has not eaten food in 2 years.
>this shit is still on
>>344010454
It's twitch's Women First diversity mascot
>>344010308
>WACK 'EM!
>>344010515
>timer says 40
>he's been up 40 hours straight doing that section over and over
YOKAI DESU
>>344010547
Many things sustain you. Eating food is one of life's basic pleasures.
i fell asleep by the time re2 came up
was it the same shit as sh3?
l-letsa -g-g-g-go
>>344010653
Sure, but for some people, money is better.
>tfw succed into space
SUGOI ONEE-CHAN
>>344010515
>>344010609
On top of this, he spent multiple days grinding a single IL, not for practice, but to brute force a time. IL speedrunning is more autistic than normal speedrunning, and Goldeneye is literally the most autistic form of IL speedrunning.
>>344010693
OMG SUGOIIII
ANIME AS FUUUUUCK >w<
I LOOOOOVE ANIME XD
IT'S SO RANDOM AND QUIRKYYYYY
AND WATCHING IT MAKES ME A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
DO YOU LIKE ANIME OR ARE YOU *GASP* A NORMIE?
>>344010515
he has christmas decoration in the background in every stream. why should i not believe this man?
>>344010164
it's harder to optimize because its movement control is a lot harder, it uses 3d space mixed with bunny hops that will never be perfect
sm64 uses staple dev-intended moves and it has a control stick and runs only at 30 fps
not to mention that sm64 community is retarded because they discriminate against the VC version, which is both faster and more accessible
>dies to the same thing three times in a row
>>344010674
Even worse.
>>344010686
Soylent is for bay area and silicon valley startup sector and autists, it's not for someone having to seriously choose between money and food
This shitter
>>344010751
wwwww
this game is so meme
>>344009812
He likes it for the taste
>>344010815
If dont have the money or the time for food, sure. College students for example.
>>344010831
>drinking something that's been known to taste like semen
>>344010831
>compared it to semen
what the fuck
>>344010831
>literally eat cum
>become a girl
wow
I hate anime
>>344010904
I don't know what kind of semen these guys are drinking, but mine tastes like chewy bleach.
>>344010831
>compared it to semen
yfw soylent is just cum
>>344009452
The sega saturn really was just complete trash. It was built like a multiprocessor 2d game console which fucking nobody wanted so developers had to try their best to make 3d games on it and this was the best they could do.
Keep in mind, Burning Rangers came out the same year as OOT and Banjo Kazooie.
>go back to watch momodora run
>everything is dark souls apparently
>this is so dark souls, oh yeah that's like dark souls
cmon man
>>344010912
>cum
>not even once
>>344010934
>Made of people
>>344010918
But it's so sugoi baka onee-chan >:c
This run is alright.
Some of you have some very unrealistic expectations of these runs.
>>344010931
How do you even know the tastes of cum and bleach? Now I feel like my life has been wasted.
>>344010503
trucks
>>344010976
ok, you convinced me
>>344010989
I'm a curious lad.
NEW THREAD
>>344010998
>>344010998
>>344010998
>>344010998
bump limit reached, new thread
>>344010831
Remember that episode of South Park where everybody drinks Butter's cum? That's what I imagine soylent is
>>344010918
RIP anime.
>>344010989
go drink a whole cup of bleach and report your results
>>344010960
The saturn was the best 2d console of the time, which meant nothing with 3d dominating the market.
>>344010912
Semen actually has a lot of testosterone and protein, so eating a lot will make you manly and masculine
>>344010831
I happen to know that Soylent tastes nothing like semen. It just tastes like somewhere between soy milk and pancake batter. Not unpleasant, but not desirable either.
>>344010989
>he hasn't once jizzed into his own mouth to see what it's like
Lol faggot
Halfcoordinated is a cool dude. he made me cry :^(
daily reminder that werster is NOT to be appreciated anymore
>>344010961
It's clear as fucking day that plenty of stuff in that game is DS inspired.
>>344011118
fucking niggers
>>344011118
that has to be a fucking joke
>>344011153
It's inspired by Beserk 2016
>>344011219
Berserk* 2016
>>344011280
nice one dumbo
>>344010778
>its movement control is a lot harder
>sm64 uses staple dev-intended moves
This just demonstrates that you don't know anything about the tech. Dustless dives, quick turns, 1st-2nd-3rd frame wallkicks, frame perfect jumps, punch cancels, speedkicks, first frame slidekicks are all things that no casual player does intentionally. And that's just off the top of my head. There's so much tech that it's hard to remember it all sometimes.
>it uses 3d space mixed with bunny hops that will never be perfect
SM64 will never be perfect. Even human theory TAS will never be fully optimized.
>discriminate against the VC version
the VC version is the worst version. VC controls are objectively worse for SM64 than N64 controls, nobody who is actually good at the game disagrees with this, it's always idiots who are terrible at the game who do. speed is meaningless when it isn't achieved by mechanical optimization. faster black loading screens are not optimization, they artificially lower the time. N64's aren't more expensive or harder to acquire than Wiis, and n64 controllers are cheaper than gamecube controllers.
>>344009661
These are abominable.
![x3+Waver+happy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KOIXmlH.jpg "x3+Waver+happy[1]")
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