SGDQ 2016 - PM me for the Soundtrack
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Now: Dustforce
Later: BloodTrail Super Meat Boy BloodTrail
Later Later: Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
game is boring dustdrones BTFO
gimme a good control scheme for dustforce the defaults are hard as shit
where the traps at?
ResidentSleeper
Fun to see zfg roasting GDQ on his stream.
Hour+ runs should be illegal.
I am up next guys, wish me luck!
when the fuck are the good games on?
>>343940502
xth for this run is fun
Don't fucking share my soundtrack you faggot, buy it on Steam for $5.99
Game is good, but I've already seen dustforce at *GDQ multiple times.
Next.
At least the thread will be chill
The guy on the couch is just a guy by the way. Yes he likes dicks.
Hotline Miami when?
>>343940607
In the trash where they belong.
>>343940603
Just keep practicing, default is pretty easy.
I'm not up next, don't wish me luck.
I want to pump his anus full of cum, if you know what I mean.
Where are the other games?
>>343940647
Dev here. fuck off
How do we save /srg/?
>>343940647
>soundtrack they provide in the games have a bad end to them
>.txt says to buy the songs so the end doesn't sound so sudden
I laughed when I read that
>>343940690
dead game lmoa
[x] Rape the maids
>>343940619
Why isn't he at GDQ?
>>343940607
right here ;)
>you just clean up dust
>but it's so hard because you have to jump
woooow
>>343940619
What happened anyway? Was he banned or is he just against what it's become?
>>343940729
fleenstone?
>3 people on couch
>nobody can do commentary to keep it interesting
>>343940763
feminine penis
This run would be interesting if it was max 20min long and showing off only hard levels. An hour long 100% run of this is just too fucking much to stay interested.
>>343940786
what's with the save the animals/kill the animals meme?
>>343940763
She has shitty taste in earphones.
>>343940763
>her
>>343940763
Yukiko’s expression darkened. “I’ll never speak of this again if you won’t…” she pleaded in a defeated tone. Naoto closed her eyes and gave her a firm nod. When she opened them, Yukiko was no longer looking at Naoto’s face. “But…wow…” she stammered, her eyes locked on the snow-white, fleshy globes that were cooling in the light breeze dancing through the floodplain.
The now crimson-faced Naoto zipped the shirt up as fast as she could manage and walked off quickly without a goodbye, vowing to return later in the day. Upon returning home, she decided to give a new book she ordered a short read before trying again. An intellectual at heart, the book (a nonfiction on pathological examination) was in use by Naoto for several hours before she bothered to glance at a clock. She ended up skipping the second jogging session and found herself eating a large dinner of instant noodles on the couch before she retired to her room.
Just returned home from a vacation. Any good/fun runs so far?
Is that a tranny on the left side?
What's his twitter?
>>343940041
umaru dorito% all hamsters
Redpill me on Dustgirl
>>343940763
Sexy bare shoulders
>faggot loves dust girl
No surprise there.
LET'S DUST
>>343940802
those maids
>>343940693
I'd push his dust with my broom if you get what I'm saying
>>343940813
>>343940821
Just didn't go. From his tone, he probably doesn't like the new GDQ either.
>>343940603
just change dash to F or something
don't pinky dash
>>343940917
>lmao tranny meme see how funny i am
>>343940923
Has anyone done a speedrun of this game yet?
I almost want to do it and submit it to AGDQ
Why are you watching this?
Just dust my shit up senpai
>indie platforming game where you jump to dodge spikes
and this is any good why....?
>>343941052
That's not a tranny?
>>343941075
I'm not
>>343941052
It's a question you soft fucking cunt.
>more 2d platformers
>no halo 5
>no nudoom
WHAT IN THE FUCK
>>343941075
5/3/12
Yukiko posed in front of Chie on Yasogami High’s rooftop. Chie had always loved to eat on the roof, but now Rise seemed to accompany her more and more lately.
“See Chie! I’ve only a pound to go before I’m back to my old weight! What a mistake that ice cream binge was- I think I ate nonstop for the next few days! I’ve really gotta work on that bad habit…”
“Wow, Yukiko! I’m proud of you! We should start training together!” Yukiko smiled and nodded, but she knew that wouldn’t be happening- Chie was becoming downright out of control, her lust for greasy foods increasing by exponents daily. Her friend wasn’t really out of shape anymore…she was more…well, fat.
“Pizza, Yukiko? Rise had somehow managed to get a pizza delivered to the high school before lunch, and was offering her a slice. Yukiko shot a venomous glance at Rise. “Did you completely ignore what I just said to Chie?” “Alright! Sorry Senpai.”
>>343941085
Shut the fuck up and go back to Overwatch, scrub.
>>343940867
How fucking new can you be?
Lurk for 30 seconds
Think they'll hit million dollars this year?
Wow I'm Literally Watching Someone Just Play A Video Game At Normal Speed
>>343941085
>go to game dev thrread on /v/
>almost all are making platformers
they should show us the world record for these games so we can see just how awful the speedrunners are at them
>there's people in this thread who haven't S/S'd Giga Difficult
how can you live with yourself?
>>343940986
Spriterip!
What are you guys playing while watching?
The Quest here.
Dustforce has one of the worst communities I've ever seen
>>343940725
Not really, care to elaborate?
>>343940607
>boobs
THATS NOT A TRUE TRAP REEEEEEEEEEE
>No Overwatch speedrun
Literally what the fuck?
>>343940867
It's a forced meme for a Super Metroid run
>>343940867
Its for Metroid ending.
6 more hours of shitty indie games. Hope you didn't plan enjoying the SGDQ today.
>>343941085
High skill ceiling and good level design
>>343941361
FUCK OfF?!?!
excuse me while i perform Autofellatio on my self
>>343940607
Hopefully on my dick
They should speedrun an Ashley game!
This run is chill as fuck tbqh
>>343941461
Chie smiled. “She’s paying you a pretty high complement though, Yukiko. –Urp!- Oh, excuse me. Rise usually hoards her pizza like they are the last slices on Earth! I ask her for some almost every day, and she refuses! Rise frowned. “Well, she’s…different!” Chie shot Rise a glance. “Different how, huh?” “Well, we don’t want her collapsing, do we? You have such a protein rich diet, your health will be perfect, for sure! I don’t know about Yukiko here, though!” Chie smiled. “She’s got a point, Yukiko.” Chie shifted her weight on the stone bench. Rise and Yukiko were sitting on different ones, as they would never fit sitting together…though they were long enough to accommodate all three of them last year.
Yukiko waved away the slice and sat down next to Chie to eat her salad. They had a fun chat about what universities their classmates would be applying to, only slightly interrupted when Yukiko begged Chie to scoot over- she was slowly but surely shoving her off the bench as she shifted her weight.
>>343941203
i cant believe this shit, no d44m and 6 hours of indies
>Look up schedule
>Filler indie shit until 9pm
>Missed all the good runs yesterday because they were past 2 am or I was busy.
Fuck
>>343941317
Stranger of Sword City.
boring game for boring people
>>343941461
Wow cute!
>>343941556
When you post more furry porn webms. Post em
>>343941546
5/6/12
Naoto was aware she was getting some obvious looks in school. Naoto knew she hadn’t exercised in over a week. Naoto knew it probably wasn’t a good idea to eat potato chips when she was on the computer. Naoto knew it was probably not a good idea to sit at said computer from after school to nighttime, looking at case reports and occasionally checking out her favorite pulp fiction websites. Naoto definitely knew her breasts, along with everything else for that matter, weren’t getting any smaller- she tore her school pants down the middle just a few moments ago- they were not built for a woman’s hips, which she certainly had nowadays.
Naoto knew all of these things, but also knew she would just die if anyone saw her trying to exercise in this state. The risks outweighed the benefits! She opened up another bag of potato chips, wedging them in between her cleavage for a moment as she made sure she did all of her homework. She then retrieved the bag and plopped down onto her bed, unhooking her bra. As her breasts surged outward, dwarfing the new vanilla-colored jellyrolls on her stomach, Naoto let out a soft moan at the amount of pressure that was relieved. She noted how her panties cut into her belly and hips. “Maybe these should come off too…”
I'm seriously going to fall asleep to this.
The combination of the slow music, boring gameplay, and asmr commentary from the couch is sleep-inducing.
why do they always put this boring shit game in gdqs
why do they always put boring indie shit games period in gqds
>4:30 AM Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight Halfcoordinated
>tfw too late for me
Would be such a based run
halfcoordinated can only play with 1 arm btw
>>343941556
6 more hours.
>>343940161
Bastard pls goget 'em
Has there been a run so far that hasn't had any shitposting?
In fact, why do these these threads even exist? Hardly anyone even enjoys GDQ anymore
>>343940502
The only bad thing about Dustforce is the janky configuration menu.
>>343941663
>asmr commentary
You must get triggered by everything.
>>343941508
>>343941637
>dustdrones trying this hard
>>343941203
At least halo 4 brought Basic Lee
>>343941747
It's fun to talk about things you hate.
$50 to save /v/, kill /a/
>dust kid
i always thought it was just an asian girl
>>343941747
Autists and NEETs have nothing else to do with their shit lives than to watch and shitpost
>>343941747
Shitposting is kind of the point.
Who the fuck decided that 8 hour long indie game block was a good idea? I would rather watch 8 hour long JRPG run than this shit.
>>343941556
what the fuck is this
>Final Doom Plutonia
>Hexen
>Strife
>System Shock
>Deus Ex
>Max Payne 2
Can't wait for Wednesday night.
>>343941556
Release when?
>>343941747
I enjoy some of the runs.
Jedi Academy and Hagane for example.
>>343941760
Where do you think you are? Reddit?
>>343941556
Hate to be that guy, but sauce?
Why doesn't anyone speedrun any of the CoD games?
>>343941917
5/8/12
“Why did I try the cake why did I try the cake whydidItrythedelciouscake… More eggs please!” Yukiko tried not to look at expressions the Inn’s chefs wore. She had been demanding food of them nearly day in, day out since that silky, delicious slice of chocolate cake passed her lips two days ago. Rise was a temptress, but at this point she had no one to blame but herself- Rise wasn’t the one who had demanded an entire cake for herself the next day…for breakfast. The chefs obliged her, but the looks of shock (and panic at her more excessive demands) were growing among the staff. Yukiko unbuttoned her skirt to give herself some breathing room. It wasn’t particularly tight…but it would be within the hour. Five meals before sundown tended to do a good job of filling you up.
>>343941203
>No nudoom
>No souls games apart from demons
>No halo
What the fuck is up with this schedule.
>>343941747
No one give a shit about this event. The only reason we are here is because of these threads.
>>343941304
/v/ only plays hard games like RPGs
dustforce soundtrack for anyone interested: http://www95.zippyshare.com/v/GHuxNy5b/file.html
time to end it
haHAA swag
when the FUCK are they gonna speedrun cheetahmen?
>>343941939
http://www.speedrun.com/cod
Our boy Sivade really starting to choke
>swag
die
>dustforce
>a game about cleaning
i'd rather see somebody take on viscera cleanup detail desu senpai
>>343942129
the goat soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZlYGN5W2Yg
>implying this isn't great music
>>343941317
Poschengband.
I don't know what am I doing.
Did Romscout get banned yet?
>>343941990
>Wanting Souls speedruns
Yeah wow can't wait to see more running past all of the enemies. Shit games for retards
>>343942197
Man this is fucking great
SS all in dustforce is super fucking intense. One mistake can cost minutes. This is the most impressive run for a platformer imo.
>couch applauding this guy for being able to save himself
>he fucks up the last hit on the last enemy at the end of a level and has to do it all over again
>>343942197
>he probably thinks people are bothered by him spamming this
protip: no
This run would be interesting if the characters actually moved fast
>>343942279
Nanako was so awed by all the treats, she stepped forward, and her own belly squished up against the bottom of Rise’s. Rise let out a squeal. “Nankao, you look adorable today! Don’t get rid of that shirt!” Nanako had steadily gained weight, her belly now permanently poking forward out from her frame. Her cheeks had rounded out considerably, and the general impression Rise was getting was that of an adorable beach ball being slowly inflated with extra air.
“Have you been eating your candy like a good girl?” Nanako nodded, her face retreating into the extra flesh forming around her head for brief seconds. “Of course! I think it makes me sleepy, but that’s ok, I just take a nap in the middle of the day!”
“That’s good, its always important for a growing girl to have her fruit though, and its extra-specially healthy when its put into a pie- they take out all the bad parts of the fruit like cores and peels, so all that’s left are the nutrients!”
Nanako and Rise were fairly evenly split in their consumption. Rise would pause to let Nanako catch up, or to wipe a syrupy smear from around her mouth.
>this game
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>343942262
Better than 6 hours of indieshit
who do you think cashes out with these GDQs? Other than the charity CEOs
>good music
>incredible difficulty scaling
>original premise
>actual good 2d artwork
why is /v/ so gay?
>>343942320
After Rise finished her fourth slice of apple pie, she could restrain herself no longer. She squeezed the roll of fat flowing over her waistband through her tangerine tank top and let out a rather loud belch. “Urrrreeep! Urp! Eeek! Pardon me Nanako!”
Nanako just smiled and let out a tiny squeak of a belch, and rubbed her tummy. “That was funny, Rise-chan!”
Rise could restrain herself no longer. She let out a squeal of delight, and hugged Nanako like the world’s most adorable stuffed animal. Nanako was quite comfortable, as she merely received a face-full of Rise’s generous gut, the Idol’s reasonably weighty breasts resting momentarily on her head.
“I’ve got to get going now Nanako, but I’ll be back tomorrow- this was just a warm-up, I promise!” Rise got to her feet with more effort than it should take a girl her age, and half-waddled to the door.
>>343942418
Uyama
>>343942293
It's the same fucking thing over and over again for an hour. It's boring as hell to watch.
>>343942418
(You) Investors
>>343942262
I'd take a Souls block over hours of Zelda and Castlevania and indie shit
This guy is a robot. This game is fucking hard man.
>>343942250
he's been the most interesting runner yet, twice
>>343942021
About what?
>>343942418
mono treatment is expensive okay??
Why dont they have Dragons Dogma there?
>>343942452
No fun allowed.
Why is Games Done Quick not a non-profit?
>>343942418
the announcers/tech teams perhaps
>>343942452
I know, Dustforce is one of the indie games I'd actually want to see
worst run in my life
pure ez shit gameplay slow
>>343942452
BECAUSE WE'RE NOT ALL NEWSHITS LIKE YOU AND HAVE ALREADY SEEN THIS GAME RUN AT ANY PAST *GDQ
GET IT?
WE SEE THIS EVERY SIX MONTHS
YOU FUCKING RETARDED APE
>>343942452
It's pretty fun to play but it's just really boring speed running material. Too slow and not enough interesting tech.
has this guy died yet?
so boring i never noticed
>>343942487
5/11/12
“I still look skinny?! Chie…I’ve gained 15 pounds in two weeks! Look at me!” Now that the girls were out of school and in the privacy of Yukiko’s bedroom, Yukiko was able to lift up her school shirt to show Chie the result of her gluttony.
Chie stared. “She spent two weeks pigging out and her waist looks like mine always does…” Chie looked down at her own school shirt and cringed, but saw an opportunity to comfort her friend. “I mean look Yukiko, your shirt’s only tight on you because you wear such a slim size- I bet if you tried this one on it would fit like a glove! Umm…maybe that’s the wrong wording…that’s more like what it looks like on me.” Chie’s school shirt displayed the soft curve of her stomach bulging outward as it clung tightly to her midriff.
Yukiko, who looked like she was on the verge of tears, smiled a little. “Well, I think you look just fine Chie…but I told you it wasn’t a good idea to make a sandwich out of two pizza slices and a steak…snrk…it nearly hit Rise in the head when it shot out between the slices like that!” Yukiko began a laughing fit.
>>343942562
SS All Levels has never been run you literal fucking douche
>>343942452
they haven't played it so they can't appreciate how much skill goes into this run
>>343942452
You mean /twitch/
/v/ loves dustforce
>>343942628
>/v/ loves dustforce
>>343942607
yea
>>343942520
because NG+ DD runs are boring as fuck. its just running past everything and maker's fingering grigori then rushing the end game
and nobody does NG because thatd take too long
>>343942182
That would be an interesting speedrun.
4 people trying to clean a level in record time.
>>343942613
For a good reason, it's an hour long and boring as fuck.
>>343942652
>>343942520
An actual Dragon's Dogma speedrun (not the shit-for-brains "speedrun mode") would be long as hell
>>343942547
Because non-profit is a farce, a charity organization should be judged by how much good it does. Making a profit can be used to get better talent = better tech staff = brings in more money for good causes and is more robust.
>>343942452
We've seen this run for the past 4 GDQs its boring as fuck
>>343942652
>>343942669
Chie sighed, glad her friend was cheering up. Though, Chie was worried now that Yukiko got her thinking about weight. She had been eating more and more to compensate for her battles against the Shadows, but when that all ended she never quite picked up the slack again...a few pounds weren’t a big deal to her, but it seemed that all she had done in the past month was eat. “Yukiko…can I see your scale?”
Chie gulped and stepped onto the device inside Yukiko’s bathroom. She vaguely remembered something like 105 pounds before school started up again…then about mid April she resolved to come down from 112….it was only a month after that, so 118ish sounded right if she really did pig out as bad as she thought. The dial stopped wobbling at 135 pounds. “What does it say Ch-ooof!” Chie “accidentally” halted Yukiko’s questioning advance by stepping off the scale backwards into her friend. Her generous rear end caught Yukiko in the stomach, and sent her stumbling back a couple of feet. Recovering, Yukiko brushed a lock of hair out of her face. “Ow…” “Oh…S-sorry! Umm.. anyway I weighed 115 pounds after exercising for the rest of this week so I’m going to….”
>>343942670
how many times?
worse than his choke in 2013?
>people were hyped for this run
My internet just died for 15 minutes
Did I miss anything interesting?
who /a/ here? Triggered /v/ermin may not apply
>>343942705
:3c
>>343942613
https://youtu.be/N3UNJDgxejs?t=3m
You were saying?
You fucking newshit. I will slit your throat and shit down your neck.
Fucking end your life.
End it right now. You are a worthless human being.
>>343942754
Inbetween five and ten.
>>343942797
>>343942798
Yukiko displayed a puzzled expression. “Wait, after exercising this coming week? Is the midnight channel manifesting through scales now?”
“Er… nothing like that Yukiko.” Chie let out a long sigh. “Come on Yukiko, let’s go get you some of my school shirts. They might be a little short on you, but I don’t think I’ll be using them for much longer…time to place a new order.”
“Chie, I know we’ve both gained some weight, but don’t act like that, I’m sure we will lose it in no time!”
Chie cringed.
“But…I was eating steak so much more often…I don’t know if I could bear to go without it now…I think I’ll just stick with my anaerobics, my weight will level out eventually.”
Yukiko was wide eyed. “Are you sure Chie?!”
Chie smiled, never one to stay down for long. “Yeah, what’s the big deal, I get to have steak as much as I want now, I keep up my workout routine, and everything evens out! I’m up a skirt size, ('A' skirt size?! Yukiko placed her bets on a more plural interpretation.) Big deal!"
Chie gave the air a kick to demonstrate her fighting spirit.
Yukiko instantaneously turned bright red. Chie raised an eyebrow. “What happened?” “Chie…you don’t have your shorts on, you know…” Chie’s eyes widened. “Oh, that’s right; it was starting to take a long time to get them on in the morning. Sorry bout that!” “umm...what you've got on now...er.. pretty tight Chie…”
“Well, we’ve gone over this Yukiko, I’ve put on a few, sheesh!”
“They were really very pretty tight…almost defeating purpose of underwear Chie…”
Sweat was visible on Yukiko’s brow.
Chie got the message.
“Eeek! Oh god, did I kick today? Oh please god let me have been too busy eating!”
this game is for boring faggots
>>343942776
They seem to think that because they enjoyed the game somewhere or it's obscure it'd be fun to watch someone play it as fast as possible.
>It's an "Indie game mostly notable for its good soundtrack rather than its gameplay" episode
the only impressive thing about this run is that he has managed to play this shit game for 40 mins
>>343942713
dammit anon at least post some other furry webms, my dick can only get hard to this so many times
How many times is this guy going to fuck up? He's not even talking much either so he's trying as hard as he can.
What the fuck is Jumper 2?
Dustforce? more like JUSTforce.
>>343942876
>>343942913
Chie’s panic was halted when she saw Yukiko unbutton part of her school shirt to cool herself down. “Woah, Yukiko, your chest! Aren’t you in pain?” Yukiko’s delicate breasts had swollen half a size, her very modest bra cutting into the flesh slightly. Yukiko’s eyes were as wide as saucers. “ohmygosh…I did not notice this….” Yukiko’s gaze snapped up to Chie, and she quickly covered up, an even deeper shade of red than a few moments ago.
The girls had a moment of silence for their self-respect.
Why are all the good games being run at like 3 am?
this is fucking awful
im gonna go ride my bike for an hour or something
>>343942917
>the game is barely audible because the commentators are much more loud
>/v/ has shit taste and is ugly
fuck off
>>343942705
reminder that more of her was found here:
facebook Lady-Kestrel-Cosplay-837641762995662/photos
>>343943024
Its true ITT at least
>>343942713
https://static1.e621.net/data/8b/38/8b385f9de71f008f7be6abe14443fe95.webm
>>343942963
sequel to meatboy
>>343942963
>>343942981
5/12/12
Rise, Yukiko, Chie, and Naoto stood before the small movie theater in Inaba at around noon, ready to enjoy their Sunday. Rise looked her friends over and smiled. The former Idol was clad in a stylish short-sleeve shirt with a designer pattern of black lines dancing across it and a perfectly matching white skirt that just a little shorter than it used to be, missing her knees by an inch. She emitted her impressive aura of razor-edge fashion sense as always, even managing to make her potbelly look like it was part of the outfit- the design actually seemed to be improved by traversing the significant bulge. She also let a modest amount of cleavage show, immensely proud of it. “It’s been so long since we’ve actually done something, we’ve just hung around doing nothing all day, I’m so happy everyone could make it!”
Chie smiled, a new green tank-top that very nicely covered her belly and didn’t ride up around her love handles on full display. Thanks to copious amounts of elastic, even her new shorts looked nice on her thighs, which reacted to her movements much like very cold pudding would-the jiggling of her lightly tanned thighs was almost constant, but there was a certain rigidity underlying them thanks to her well-toned leg muscles.
“Great outfit Chie!” Rise eyed her friend’s legs, a little jealous that she could never pull off such a simple outfit.
“Thanks, I was at Junes with Yukiko before I came here!”
>next good game is littlebigplanet
>5:58 AM
why so early?
>>343942917
>it's a vague assumptions about a game I've never played episode
whats the next good game
momodora?
Wish I had pizza and beer.
>>343943146
>yet another shitty platformer
>good
>>343943009
>>343943021
>>343943057
Rise turned to Yukiko, who was clad in a usual frilly black tank top. “You’ve worn those before Yukiko, didn’t you get something with Chie?” Yukiko didn’t seem to have any new clothes on, but she did look just a little different. Her clothes usually gave very few hints about her frame. It looked like she was wearing things down a size now, especially around the chest. “No…I bought things…” Her voice suddenly quickened. “Let’s just drop the subject there.”
Rise laughed, feeling her belly quiver ever so slightly within her shirt.
Then Chie noticed Naoto…clad in very…not Naoto clothes. Sporting a grey miniskirt and a sophisticated deep blue short sleeved shirt with a collar that was clearly feminine in its fit against her body, Naoto’s hourglass shape wasn’t just revealed, it was advertised. Her belly was nicely hidden within the thick fabric of the shirt, but her chest clung tightly to it, giving her body a protruding aspect much like Rise’s belly. The skirt was just tight enough to give away the edges of her rear end, allowing one to grasp how fleshy her buttocks had grown as well as how wide her hips had made themselves to accommodate them. The skirt seemed just a bit long on Naoto however, overtaking her knees entirely. Naoto caught Chie’s stare and edged behind Rise, her hips poking out from either side of the idol’s frame. She dared not speak, lest more attention be drawn to her.
>>343942250
Romscout is unbannable, he is the event director for SGDQ and charity event manager for Twitch
>>343942963
>Jumper is a series of Nintendo Hard freeware platform games by Matt Thorson. This would introduce his style of ultra challenging platforming that would be seen in most other games that he could make.
>Jumper tells the story of an escaped experiment named Ogmo. In the year 1888, scientists began a project to create the ultimate soldier, Ogmo being one of those experiments. But he was unfinished as the labs were abandoned during World War I. Now, in the year 2004, Ogmo awakens and must escape the lab. It was later re-released as Jumper Redux, which feature both the original levels and an entirely new (and harder) set of levels with improved graphics.
Is dust kid a loli or a shota?
>>343942798
>cross-boarding
>mention /a/ on shit boards
>baiting /v/ermin to come shit in /a/
/b/ was a mistake
![tumblr_ndagtg5tFq1tfz07po3_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Br3wuid.png "tumblr ndagtg5tFq1tfz07po3 1280[1]"){kind=small}
At least Momodora is coming up soon
whos the cute girl on the couch?
This is a comfy speedrun.
The music is really nice to listen to as well.
And the commentary doesn't have someone yelling memes.
Perfect forbackground noise.
>>343943009
best girl
best Saber
>>343942819
BTFO
T
F
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>>343942981
I scan the area and nothing but blue wallpaper decorated with stars greet my eyes. I face the two heroes and a thought passes through my head, "Tell you what, you two…how
about I remove those handcuffs," a white orbs forms on my right hand before soaring toward the cuffs, evaporating them in a puff of smoke.
Before I can ask, Tails hugs me tight, "Thank you so much, Ecats! Thanks so much!"
A chuckle leaves my lips as I pat Tails' back, "No problem, little one. Now," I scan Sonic then turn to Tails who is now standing mere inches away from me, "let's get you two
changed."
"Changed, you mean you're going to put us in diapers?" Sonic query rebounds as he scans me hoping his ears are deceiving him.
"Well, seeing as you're both in wet diapers right now, I don't really see another option."
>>343943187
eat shit, lbp is one of the best pc retro titles
>>343943149
>it's an anon assumes I haven't played this mostly lackluster game and suggests that the soundtrack isn't somehow better than the actual game episode
>>343943247
lil girl
>>343943281
>girl
>>343943281
>cute
I'm looking for the shitposting general, is this it?
>>343941317
m8 where can i find this for pc, i thought it was phone only.
>>343943230
>this is the state of the megaten fanbase now
thanks Persona
>>343943279
Oh yeah, a much more shallow and slow game can't wait
>>343943038
Did you search for her onxhamsteryet?
>>343943346
![tumblr_ntri1dxrP71tjziuto1_400[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/TDGCd7L.gif "tumblr ntri1dxrP71tjziuto1 400[1]")
>>343943290
>implying
>>343943342
No that's the /srg/
>>343943281
>>343943038
that is not a female
video games
I want anime to leave.
>>343943378
She's got stuff on xhamster? Tell me more.
>>343942776
tfw you didnt fall for the fallout 4 or witcher 3 meme
>>343943061
My dick needs this so bad
>>343943281
>couch
>>343943342
yup, all week long 24/7
enjoy your stay
I love the sound of clicking keys. I gave up at some point in Dustforce. I can't remember where, but I recognise a surprising amount of these later levels. Maybe I sucked less than I thought. I might install it to play those 16 beginner-tier levels they were mentioning.
I kind of wish they didn't get rid of the hub system they had before the DX update. It had a nice atmosphere about it.
>wage slaves complaining the run they wanna see is early in the morning or too late at night
get fucked wagecucks.
>>343943342
Take a look at all this video game discussion and you tell me.
why do people still play 2d platformers? It's 2016
>>343943146
>playing the Campagin speed run
I loved the game but the SP campaign is terrible with the slowest movement speed in any platformer I have ever seen. More like a slow run unless it turns out to be bugged up the ass
>>343943445
>>343943374
lmao
the momodora 4 run is technical as fuck and it's also one handed
>>343943435
Why would you even post that slut?
>>343943537
It's mostly for bad gamers who aren't skilled to play 3d platformers
>>343943448
didn't say she was. hnnnng
>>343943492
I made backup exes of the previous version, turns out it keeps the original nexus.
where are /v/ mods? i just wanna talk about dustforce
>>343943590
has notch donated his """"""""""hard earned""""""""" money yet?
>Using your sickdays to watch speedrunning
>>343943537
why do people even play video games in 2016, most people in this board should be over 12 anyways
>>343943146
How the fuck can you even speedrun that?
LBP is slow as shit and has tons of cutscenes and other points where it stops you from playing.
>>343943684
Stop using floating commas, it's a reddit meme.
>>343943684
He's waiting for the Minecraft run.
>>343943617
And here we are. The average GDQ shitter, more interested in gimmicks over actual speedruns.
>>343943714
>>343943645
wait, what? what is this?
Dustforce is such a bland, boring game. Why the fuck does it keep returning every year?
>>343943378
>>343943468
it's clearly not the same person though.
>>343943378
>>343943468
not the same person
>Mods don't give a single fuck
>Mods don't give a single fuck
>Mods don't give a single fuck
>Mods don't give a single fuck
>Mods don't give a single fuck
>>343943684
No. Even notch stopped watching this shit.
Good night /a/
>>343943676
There are no mods on /v/. Even if there's porn in the OP it's going to take at least twenty minutes in order for a mod to do his fucking job
>>343943676
>/v/
>mods
First day here, pal?
>>343943782
all commas float though
>>343943850
it's difficult
>>343943875
>>343943850
GDQ must run every single retro platformer made in the last 10 years, it's the law
>>343943714
Is this vore or just weight gain
>>343943892
they do it for free, why would they care
>>343942819
>Dustforce
they're playing Dustforce DX you retard
>>343943789
>pretending you know shit about speedrunning to look big on /v/
It's not a fucking gimmick the runner is disabled
>>343943850
t. super panda adventures dev
>>343943926
sleep tight, pupper
>>343943850
It is impressive as fuck actually, but it doesn't look very interesting and neither runner nor his couch are charismatic enogh to make it entertaining.
Now the real run begins in the difficults.
is this the only good game made with GameMaker
Who is the short haired cutie girl on the couch?
Braixen
>Long time watcher first time donating, Dustforce looks like a lot of fun and you make it look easy. They should add a level where you clean up after Super Meat Boy's mess. Kill the animals.
>>343944037
>>343943843
I'm glad there are men of taste here
>>343943676
They are here, some posts are getting deleted, they're actively deciding to keep this garbage
>>343943972
dustforce isnt a retro platformer though. not every 2d game is retro.
>>343943986
Weight gain, it turns house-sized in a few chapters thou
>>343943824
look up here.
>>343943038
this guy sounds like michael cera
Greetings from "Der Dritte Spieler" [The Third Player] from Germany. Awesome event, awesome speedruns. Shoutouts to runners, tech staff and announcers. Good thing I took this week off from work, so I have all the time for SGDQ. Also, today is my birthday :)
As my best friend nevermore wants to kill the animals, this money goes to saving the animals... and PEPSIMAN! We need to see these cutscenes. Make it happen.
where is Kaahlan?
she was on the couch last Dustfore
>>343944212
>clapping while the announcer talks
>>343944174
You're right, it's not retro graphics it just looks like shiot
>>343943926
Dumb frogposter.
>>343944124
Donation messages were a mistake.
BOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
So far shitty FPS runs, boring Castlevania runs and fucking indieshit runs all day. Could this be a more shitty day at SGDQ?
lol my donation message got rejected cause i shouted /v/ out, they kept my money though
>>343944124
cute
>>343944321
>he keeps dying
Downfall starts
Here come the chokes
>>343944379
>Castlevania
>boring
MC
FUCKING
KILL YOURSELF
>>343944379
What else should they run?
>>343944303
idc sure. youre just retarded for naming everything retro
Wow what a bitch baby, dying in a speedrun.
I bet he doesn't even game
>>343944379
At least tomorrow morning has Silent Hill and Resident Evil
>>343944379
and here you are too dumb to into schedules
>>343944301
>they do it again
>>343944464
OOT
>reading 5 dollars donations
Are there less people donating this time around?
Overtime incoming?
>>343944437
End this run
>>343944301
He keeps reading at the end of a level and the americans can't help themselves.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwWWWwwwwwN
world record for this category is exactly 57m by the way
by this guy and one other, both have 57m
so his estimate is beyond generous
>>343944579
Leave it to indieshitters to take sonic and turn it into some ironic meme game
>hey guize look itz about cleaning xDD
i only played this game for two hours. is there a difference between the characters?
>>343944714
Yes.
CHOKING
>all these deaths
>yotta difficult
this is the level marche choked on for like 30 minutes last time at sgdq 2013
>>343944491
>looking forward to that trash
kys my man, might as well look forward to JRPG's
>>343944687
In what way does this remotely resemble sonic
>>343944687
wat
Please let this be the last level
>>343944450
I didn't say Castlevania was boring, I'm saying the runs of it are.
>>343944464
Something that is fun to watch, can open up good commentary and is less than 1:50 minutes.
>>343944491
True. Much better than today at least.
>>343944496
I'm EU so it's different for me. Last runs within 16 hours have been terrible.
How do you make a good speedgame?
>>343944826
commentary just said there's no music in this level. fuck me.
>>343944714
Dustgirl has by far the worst stats in everything because the game tries to be realistic, but you still have to play her at least on 25% of the levels or you're banned from GDQ for being a misogynist.
>>343944923
Add anime
>>343944687
>implying dustforce is like sonic
>implying dustforce is somehow "ironic" and "memey"
step it up pleb
>>343944923
Add platforms and jumps
Jesus christ how in the fuck?
CHOOKE
C H O K E
Holy FUCK HE IS DOING IT
>totally normal
it begins
CHOKE
CHOKE
CHOKE
CHOKE
CHOKE
kill yourself, Sivade
its over
holy shiiiet that death.
>>343945058
really this level looks like hell on earth
>>343940502
CHOKEforce
AHHH
>this last level
what an absolute motherfucker of a level
was this the level that one guy got stuck for hours on one of the gdqs? the one that had to get mercy killed?
>>343944923
Tight controls, escalating difficulty and with plenty of opportunity to learn tricks to go faster
aww man
>STARTING THIS OVER
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
O V E R T I M E I N C O M I N G
level longer than my dick lmao
>>343944379
>hating on UV Plutonia
lol /v/ full of casuals
>it's a "run gets fun in the last level" episode
>>343945153
yes
Jesus Christ this level looks insane.
>>343945153
Yes, its the final level.
CHOKED HARD
that dead silence in-game kind of sums of SGDQ this year thus far. :(
Isn't this the level the devs said wasn't supposed to be possible? At least, not SS rank possible?
>that awkward silence
>actually letting someone play this with a time constraint
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH
holy shit
that was pretty sugoi
That was really good
What a brutal level
And he's only 6min over WR
>>343945058
It's hard. I bet $1000 I'm the only one on 4chan to have SSd Yotta.
>>343945308
that wasn't awkward at all
it was fucking intense
MOTHERFUCKER HE ACTUALLY DID IT
wow, not bad.
damn that last section was incredible
who /ss/ here?
Dude looks like he's about to pass out. I don't blame him.
Thank fuck it's over.
>>343945401
Give me that $1000 bitch
Jesus Christ. And I thought I did good by platting super meat boy
>that last level
I now remember why I've always considered this a hype run
>>343940641
Good luck Umaru!
>>343945308
>awkward
You're not as socialy perceptive as you think, retard
>tfw I can't even finish super meatboy cause there is something weird about the fucking controls, the way he slimes along the walls that fucks me up
Boring as fuck. Indierunners should be band or minimized. Fell asleep.
>>343945456
Hey bitch fuck you reddit is two sites down and maybe that's more up your alley, fag
>>343945542
Same. Can't stand the way that game feels.
>>343945542
just get autism man
That last level almost killed me
Pretty impressive desu
WHAT THE FUCK
H
A
T
T
H
E
F
U
C
K
>>343940693
Came here to ask about him
HO LEE FUCK
>>343945542
to be fair, super meatboy is a shittily made game that is only popular because of memes.
>>343945607
your game is shit, lad.
>Missed yiff planet
Fuck. How was the furry porn?
There shouldn't be an indie block. Space this shit out at least. Why is Silent Hill and RE on at fucking 3 AM but this gets prime time.
>>343945185
That's on tomorrow. And I am pissed they decided to run that again instead of a PWAD like Momento Mori or Alien Vendetta.
Plus it's probably one of the better games to see a 100% run of, but again who cares right?
>>343945542
Dustforce physics and controls are incredibly tight, you'd probably do better at that.
Long-time watcher, first-time donator. I wish I had the reflexes to speed-run games, but I'm just as happy watching GDQ's great runs.
This donation goes toward saving the animals and Snow Halation
Just for a moment people stopped shitposting.
How beautiful.
>So crates
Literally a plebeian
>>343945591
>band
>>343945542
It feel floaty as fuck.
But the real question is, does that 10 minutes of fun at the end balance the other 55 minutes of complete boredom?
>>343943328good
>>343945734
A N I M E
N
I
M
That last level
>Come into thread to say how good that Dustforce run was
>/v/ didn't like it
Wow, you guys truly are, no joke, massive faggots.
I've been waiting for that SS playthough since the last AGDQ Dustforce SS run in which the guy choked on Yotta and the run had to be mercy killed.
I can honestly that was fucking amazing.
If you didn't like it, fuck off and kill yourself to be honest, that was the best run of any game in any AGDQ.
Mesmerizing as fuck, holy shit.
>1 hour long run
>Only last few levels are actually impressive
>GUYS THIS RUN IS SO HYPE!!!
Please kill yourself if you actually think that the whole run was good.
>>343945707
Good game =/= good speed game
are you guys ready for some Super Boy Meat?
>>343945762
>LOL misspelling
Hello 9gag
>>343945707
>complaining about a game that requires this much skill
RE or Silent Hill are a bore to watch in comparison
>>343945775
No. The last level is impressive but the rest is just the same shit we've seen at other GDQs.
>No words, just dust!
>/v/ only sees games at face value
The technical skill required for that shit is insane.
>>343945842
You mean super meme boy?
>>343945702
It was good hombre. Haven't blown a load like that in some time.
>Based Iceplug on the couch
>>343945278
You are thinking of "exec func ruin user" or something similar. Pretty sure they didn't mean Yotta.
>>343945707
There shouldn't be any blocks period.
Fuck DAMN I need a break
>>343945707
>not wanting to watch spooky games at spooky hours
Was Dustforce worth watching? I was playing Mugen Souls.
Did I make the right choice to play weebshit instead?
>Eternal watcher back on the couch
nice
that was insane
>>343945702
it was milla aka worst furry so it sucked
Lilac is way better, Carol is ok
>>343945713
It's probably a lot harder to get in a run for a non-official PWAD than it is for something that was actually endorsed by id and packaged in with a release.
Not that I'm calling AV or MM bad, but at that point you could probably find a reason to have a speedrun for something like SRB2 as well.
>>343945820
Fuck them, that last level was intense.
I was on the edge of my seat at that last section wondering if he was gonna make it between all those spikes with nowhere to land.
dustforce was an okay speedrun
>>343945820
It was good but the Tropical Freeze race was the best run so far.
>>343945707
these indie games are made to be speed ran
RE and SH are horror games so they play them late
i hate it to but its just that
>>343945864
When it's some loser just inputting buttons from muscle memory it's boring period.
>>343945930
You've made a lot of mistakes, but tuning out of Dustforce was not among them.
>>343945930
Yes
Seen one seen them all
>>343945930
Unless you've played dustforce don't bother.
>>343945727
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>>343945820
Only the final levels were good though.
They should've gone straight to those and skipped the boring first 50 mins.
With those 50 mins we could have had some other runs
Always look forward to SGDQ and AGDQ each year, keep up the amazing runs! And I'm pretty sure this is games done quickly, not humanely! Kill the animals and save the frames!
>>343945930
its worth watching if youve played the game
skip to the last 10 - 15 mins if you havent
>>343945734
I think mods at least responded to all those reports. About time, I'd say.
Is this the dude cave man hated?
>>343945892
Fuck. I could use a good wank, too.
>best run so far
>/v/ preferred Bioshock
fuck off
IS THAT OUR BOI ICEPLUG
>>343945820
It was the best run functionally as a run, but >>343945984 was the most entertaining one.
>>343945820
To be fair, the beginning of Dust Force runs are boring as fuck to watch.
>>343945820
>MY OPINIONS ARE RIGHT EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG REEEEEEEE
>>343946038
>read that as it was being read on stream
Who /phonefag/ here?
>>343946091
should I watch the Bioshock run?
>>343946003
okay, all speedruns are now boring
what are you doing here still
>>343945820
Problem is that only the last 20 or so minutes were good, and rest of it was boring as fuck to watch.
>>343945984
>>343946106
What made the TF race so good?
I've seen TF runs before. Was it just that close or why?
>>343946157
Charge your phone, holy shit.
>>343945775
the rest of it was comfy as fuck
>>343946157
Mobileposters should be shot.
>>343946101
SURE IS
>That run deserved a donation. As well as the idea if that hole event. You are awesome! Keep up the good work! Thanks to Doctors Without Borders as well. The real MVPs! Greetings from Germany!
>>343946186
It was pretty good, the runner fucked with everyone.
>>343946091
But, Anon, Blood_Thunder had some intense shitposting material speedrunning and epic trolling with no fucks given attitude and got away with cheating like a fucking boss.
Greetings from Germany! First time viewer, long time donator. Frames are people too, so save those animals and kick cancer's butt! I'll donate extra if the guy on the couch says something funny
>>343946157
charge your fucking batter
>>343946202
Le nationalism meme
>kill the animals
epic meme donations guys
>>343945930
Depends on what weebshit you played
>>343946003
What the fuck are you even doing here, then?
>>343946036
All speedruns should just skip everything that doesn't require technical skill.
SO CRATES
haven't watching anything since dishonored 2 last night, bring me up to date on the ebin maymays from today, senpai.
>room still empty
>it's primetime
LOL
>>343946202
It was a very close race for nearly the entire run, until the last player for one team fugged it
Everyone was into it, especially the thread (because burgerposters, as usual)
>>343946264
>being this new
>>343946202
Race kept swapping leads.
>>343940693
What's his name?
>>343946084https://e621.net/post/index/1/sqoon
https://e621.net/post/index/1/daxzor
>>343946281
I literally said in the post. Mugen Souls.
>>343946334
dude dustforce is boring lmao
>>343946202
30 second difference at the end of an hour and a half. Plus both teams kept passing each other making it really feel neck and neck.
>>343946003
so the only good speedrun was blindfolded castlevania when his button broke and he was freaking out because he didn't know what menu he was in?
>>343946247
>always complete silence on the couch
is Escape Goat 2 a good speedgame?
>"will you bless my run, Iceplug-san?"
>>343946357
JM.
cwib_dust on twitter
reminder the next game isn't even a game
>>343946381
tsundere master race
>>343946338
>room is empty during a break
wew
Hello everyone:
I want to thank all of you, who made/makes this all work. The Runner, the Viewer and staff in front and behind the curtain.
I allready watched GDQ streams a few times, but this is my first time donating something.
Sorry, that I can't donate more.
Anyway I want that everything goes to SAVE the Animals, because I love Metroid games and like those cute animals.
If you have a problem with that: Build bridge and get over it!
Good luck and have fun!
Greetings from Germany
Matthias
>>343946157
How do you watch a stream and browse clover at the same time?
>>343946264
lol, I hope someone unironically called Merzbow 'japanese skrillex'
>>343946440
reminds me of the black dad "you winnin son?" image
>ANOTHER memegame
>>343946157
enjoy your tiny monitor phoneshit
>>343946454
>Not Terse
get a load of this fag
She lifts.
new
>>343946515
>>343946334
>haven't watching anything since dishonored 2 last night
Tell me more, time traveller.
>>343946334
No, watch the damn runs or get the fuck out
>>343945764
Super Mario Bros is, I never got past second world. Odd, considering I love racing games. I completed Super Meat Boy (was going to type "SMB") any% though, feels good to me.
AYYYY
>nigger spouting nigger speak
>>343946508
There's a popout function in the app.
>>343946550
enjoy your tiny monitor pcshit
I'm watching on my big HD TV with my console
based
who's the afro-american on the couch?
>>343946365
Got any goodInukipics? their stuff makes me rock hard. Feel free to post in the next thread, moving over there
>>343945975
Damn my autism then. There isn't really any other Doom game that has been published that is worth speedrunning. I don't think Masters of Doom, Hell to Pay sucks but Perditions Gate maybe, that WAD is pretty short even casually.
D!Zone when?
Wow, I didn't know you could make a game shittier than Super Meat Boy but here we are.
>>343946617
Oww the edge!
wait was that Perfect Dark music on the first level? wuut.
>>343946617
triggered
>>343946508
>>343946630
I thought clover was kill
>>343942652
Post the one where she goes even faster
>>343944745
After praising The Most High for the food, I prepare Sonic and Tails' plates and they hover in front of the two Mobians once the preparations are done. Sonic thanks me before
devouring his food, Tails follows suit and after ten minutes all three of my brothers are full and their faces are a mess. I chuckle inwardly as I see this, "Yep, I think Sonic has
finally been won over." My thoughts break away as napkins form in front of me. Caiden cleans himself while I reach out to clean off Tails' face. Upon moving to Sonic, he's hesitant
at first. I pull him into a hug and allow his head to rest on my shoulder. As I rub his back, soothing classical music begins to play.
Mentally, I thank Caiden as I continue to rub Sonic's back, "Just enjoy yourself, Sonic. I'll be taking care of you and Tails." I bring him out of the hug and set him in my lap, "If you
haven't noticed, Tails is enjoying himself, take a peek."
Sonic scans the living room and finds Caiden and Tails on the floor wrestling each other, laughing and diaper crinkling in tandem.
I hug Sonic then proceed to wipe his face off, "Just enjoy yourself, Sonic."
Sonic gives me a thumbs up, "Okay, um…um…I still can't pronounce your name right."
"Ehcatseeus, Ycatsaius, Sonic. If you and Tails like, just call me Oniichan, it'll be easier for all of us."
Sonic smiles and hugs me, "Thanks…Oniichan, thank you."
>cursor on screen
I didn't know Super Meat Boy was a sequel to a DOS game
>>343946791
Get gud.
>>343946443
Thankyou
>>343943061
Is there a source for this? If it does, then I just can't find it.
>>343946742
I hate the accent that niggers have, desu. It grates against my ears. It's a kind of back-of-the-mouth lisp and it drives me fucking mad.
I'm passionate about linguistics and believe that the English language is actually a work of art, and hearing it mishandled annoys me.
>>343946791
Only on Google store cause Google thought it was child pron. You can get it from a 3rd party app store like F-Droid
>>343946617
I didnt hear any Ebonics from him yet. Just him giving boring commentary since the runner is silent
Hagane was the best run so far
>>343946916
It's not just ebonics, it's the accent too.
>>343946802
>posts being deleted
>continues posting
just what are you trying to achieve?
>>343946860
wow very counter culture anoon u are ahead of the curve
>>343946821
>yfw it's explained
>>343946860
>I'm passionate about linguistics and believe that the English language is actually a work of art, and hearing it mishandled annoys me.
I wish I knew you in real life so that I could relentless fuck with you for being such a bitchmade simp
God bless u anon
>Carmack plays Jumper two
>>343946860
If you're American you just speak bastardised English and a redneck hick accent is worse than a thick nigger accent, desu.
I FINALLY RECOGNIZED THAT JUMP NOISE! ITS THE METRIOD SPIN JUMP
>>343946443
>I'm a they/them
fucks sake
>>343946821
>I'It's a strat!
>>343946802
"You're quite welcome. Now," I glance to my watch, "it's 2030, Sonic," I steal a glance at the floor adjacent to us and see Caiden and Tails fast asleep on the floor, "I guess your
other brothers got tired and fell asleep. I was going to give you and Tails a bath, but I guess that can wait for tomorrow. So," I pat his shorts and nod, "I guess you'll be needing a
diaper change before bed, huh?"
Sonic blushes, he didn't even realize he wet himself! "I guess Oniichan's right, I was enjoying myself so much, I completely forgot about everything else."
I scan Sonic and when he faces me, he nods, "Lost in your thoughts, huh?"
"I guess…" comes his reply as a changing mat and changing supplies forms behind him in white light. I lay Sonic on his back and remove his shorts and shirt before cleaning and
rediapering him. A white aura encompasses him a second later. When it fades, he's clad in blue footed pajamas. He yawns as he faces me. I smile at him and set him on the back
side of the couch so I can lift a sleeping Tails into my arms and repeat the process, this time with Tails sleeping in an orange footed sleeper.
>>343947073
how did he get a razor that small? that shit makes his finger look huge
>>343947075
>I wish I knew you in real life so that I could relentless fuck with you for being such a bitchmade simp
Don't worry, I already have friends that do that for you.
>tfw they deliberately misuse whom and who while I'm around
Drives me nuts.
>>343947085
The east coast American dialect is actually closer to the "real" English of the 1800s than modern British English.
Where's Cosmo at?
the uhh, umm drinking game is back
>>343947389
dead
>>343947389
>she
>>343947389
STOP DEADNAMING SHITLORD
>>343947389
Who?
>>343947278
anon, that's a leg
>>343945930
>Mugen Souls
it's one thing to play weebshit, it's another to play weebshit that's censored to all fuck
>>343947483
>Cosmo was my slave name
>>343947389
I think you mean narcissa uwu
>>343947590
wut I thought he was just wearing finger-less gloves, only someone that does that would do something that dumb
>Momodora gimmick run coming up
Why couldn't it just be a regular run?
>>343946860
I am a professional writer and I can tell you right now English is garbage.
dunning kruger is real
>>343947805
where would you find that type of paper in the size of a finger even?
>>343947389
Cosmically adventuring.
>>343946860
>English
>a work of art
English is the China of the language world, just a sorry amalgamation of ripped off languages
>>343947843
Do you have any special preference in other languages or did you just crash rock hard into your gibberish-tier limitations?
>>343947843
This is literally garbage.
Doesn't mean it's not art.
English isn't the best language, but it's ours. It's a cultural legacy that shapes how we think, and you don't realise how different the language of other cultures is until you learn a second or third language. Entire concepts that we take for granted - important ones, like separation of powers - cannot even be expressed in some other languages without circuitous and imperfect translations.
>TOBYFAG
Who decides the scalp camera angle is a good idea?
>>343947843
>Anyone soliciting the opinion of someone that made terrible life choices.
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