Now: Jumper Two (freeware)
Next: Celeste (freeware)
Then: Super Meme Boy (bundleware)
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Why does this black gentleman sound like a normal human being?
>>343946621
He's a race traitor
Any good memes today?
WHEN RUNESCAPE
These threads are more entertaining than the actual runs.
>>343946621
That's Iceplug, he's a nuclear engineer on some submarince or some shit.
Is this a meme platformer like I wanna be the guy?
Has there been any WORLD RECORDS yet?
>>343946621
that's very politically incorrect of you. Kinda badass, to be quite honest with you, m'lord.
>>343946621
>Not knowing based Iceplug
>Poor jumper was left in the dust and Super Meat Boy got all the fame
>>343946662
you
>>343946515
>
What's banned op?
>tfw no black senpai to help me speedgame
>>343946707
Two dudes who ran Splinter Cell Blacklist
Wait so Super Meat Boy ripped off this game?
Why didn't Matt sue?
>Perfect Dark music
wat?
>>343946743
This scene is the only funny scene in that whole anime
But it's very funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecNRwO9C8MU
>>343946767
SMB dev tried to say he didn't know jumper existed.
>>343946707
JOHN NUMBERS
>cursor on screen
>more indieshit
STOOOOOOOP PLEASE
>Greetings from Germany! Watching this while Ahmed fucks my girlfriend! Keep up the good work and save those animals!
Donating for Sivade's sweet Dustforce run. I stopped playing the game a couple years ago but I always like to see it at the GDQs.
>>343946859
Ogmo is in Super Meat Boy as a playable character, dude.
i've seen nothing of this meme event
any good run or cringe moment so far?
>tfw placing my mouse cursor on top of the runner's cursor just so I can think that I am holding hands with him
just end me senpai
>>343946858
>cuts off before the best part
eh, whatever, too lazy to find another video
>I probably won't be talking much for the rest of the game
>keeps talking
Wow this kid is a scrub.
Git gud
Back to weebshit.
Wake me when the 2D-sohard-meme platformers end.
Wow this game looks so original, I've never seen anything like it!
>>343946621
~ANDDD A REALLL HEROOOOO~
>>343946926
I know.
GAME IS FREE ON HIS WEBSITE
DOWNLOAD HERE: http://www.mattmakesgames.com/games/JumperTwo.zip
>literal flash games
M e M e S
No inuki pics I'm afraid, just those 2 artists which I got from the furry shitposting during freedom planet.
this faggy sounding runner should shut up and let chocolate thunder do his thing
Just a little bit toward a good cause. Goes to runner's choice, whenever this comes through.
My suggestion? Frame the animals Kill the save.
>>343946693
oh shit really? fuck me that's rad
>>343946957
Come on, don't let me like that
Why does SGDQ still showcase indie games? This isn't a basement production anymore, they don't need to show this shovelware garbage.
>people are okay with this dogshit flash game but not Dustforce
>Indie platformer
How is this speedrunning?
He's literally just playing a flash game the way it was intended to be played?
>>343947257
>dogshit flash game
It literally inspired the most popular 2d platformer of the past 10 years. Kill yourself
Why are there so many of these shit games like this or boshy?
>>343947234
I'll shovel my ware into your ass.
>John Carmack plays Jumper two
>>343947234
Meme-hard games anon, they're fun XD
>keeps dying
>keeps talking
>>343947292
The majority of these runs have just been fast lets plays.
>>343947234
Because they are fun to watch
Get over it
I gave my cat a bath and now it hates me. what do
This guy is a total M. He just loves getting choked
>>343947234
>>343947262
>I only like games with billion dollar budgets made my developers that I love and love me back
Reddit is that way, kiddo
-->
>>343947306
>inspired
It is made with ripped assets this game is SHIT
>/v/ wouldn't be able to beat this in a week
>le it's not a speedrun
Cool.
black dudes can be platformer geeks and still alpha af.
this white dude is obviously as awkward as 99% of the rest of us.
why is there a fucking mouse cursor on the screen
>>343947380
wish him luck, he's up next.
>cursor on screen
HOLY FUCK PLEASE MOVE IT FOR US, ICE PLUG
>>343947412
i like good games
back to your meems
Who actually enjoys super hard platformers?
Third time watching GDQ but first time donating! keep it up :)
250k Hype! \[T]/
>>343947218
lazy butt
http://www.crunchyroll.com/we-without-wings-under-the-innocent-sky/episode-1-a-hypothetical-fairy-tale-573564
15:10 onwards
>>343947380
HAVE A BATH
>>343947079
REAL HUMAN BEAN
>this is one of the easier sectors
>dies immediately
Is this the Chinese bootleg version of Super Meat Boy? O.o
Reminder that you all should be watching zfg instead of this crap
oh this is the guy that made Towerfall Ascension
nice let's play you guys are watching
>>343947292
It's not even difficult either.
At least dustforce was actually impressive from a skill standpoint.
>>343947380
>keeps saying it's not hard
>dies
>says this is easy
>dies
>says he's not gonna talk to concentrate
>dies
>keeps talking
>dies
>Gonna go so fast you won't even see him
>immediately see him not even five seconds later
>>343947501
>>343947513
You guys are just proving youre not actually watching the run.
He already explained that he moves his mouse cursor to the next spot each level so he can just click.
>>343947528
Autists
>>343947513
He pre-positions it to be over the next continue button
>>343947489
Yeah, but they'll always be black.
>>343947541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0C7C_vXNEY
>>343947605
>tfw no zfg this year
I just wanted to be comfy
Why is there never an Osu! exhibition at these things?
>>343946621
That's Edmund McMillen, you moron.
>>343947528
playing or watching?
i enjoy both
There's literally fucking nothing worth watching today. Is there?
Can you speedrun Gravity Rush? Remastered is cheap on PSN
>flash games
Haha wowie great speedrun HoO BOy loving this run hahaha I love it man, simply grand, loving this run dude I'm really liking this run haha, HahA weeeeeeeeeew lad I'm liking this run my man, great stuff my dude tHiS run IS GRE A T Tbh man, haha I'M LOVIN' IT! good run my dude, now this is what I call speedrunning, HEEHEHE cool run bro cool run
shoutout to indie game maker games. I could never beat jumper 2, amazing to see it done so quickly. looking forward to momodora later too. and then at the next gdq, maybe we'll see another certain game maker game too (smiley face)
SAVE the animals.
>>343947513
>not touching cursors
>>343947642
>didn't shoop the strap or use boob tape
pic ruined
I'd like to see a 1001 spikes speed run.
>>343947380
Keep bathing it. Eventually it might not be a pussy about it.
>>343947728
Wario World tomorrow morning is the next thing I wanna see
>>343947728
correct, that's why i'll spend the day watchingyou
Ok I don't know how they screen these runners, but they seriously need to start taking how annoying their voice/commentary/personality is into account. At least for the people running shit at primetime, holy fuck
>>343947604
if a bootleg means it comes out 6 years before the game in question then yes
>>343947605
Zfg steamed today lol
I donated 1000 dollars, thank you for buying Undertale.
>>343947196
kek
>>343947561
>http://www.crunchyroll.com
nope, can't play shit in that page
>>343947605
reminder that ZFG is a washed up hack. Clint Stevens is better
>>343947605
figuratively who?
>tfw winter is comfy
>frame the animal and kill the save
Did some faggot steal my ironic meme that I made yesterday?
>>343946758
Wasn't the stream offline for the whole duration of that?
>>343947878
stick to making music, thanks
This runner sounds like John Carmack
omg, this run is so cringe
>>343947878
Right. I definitely bought it. Not pirated it.
>>343947605
Who?
>>343947878
i don't believe you
>>343947968
so like a whiney faggot? sounds about right
>Admits being bad at video games
ok
Super Meat Boy could be interesting
literally boshy the game
>>343947605
where is he? why isn't he here? I want an explanation
>>343948024
>>343947878
why would he donate to this when he banned his own game from being run? or was i just being memed?
>RE2 at ~10am tomorrow
>My neighbourhood is having maintenance done on the power supply for a few hours
>Could wait
>Or I could be a sneaky cunt by using my phone as a hotspot and connecting my tablet for better screen size
>>343947561
>crunchyroll
>>343948024
Fuck, Toby is fucking loaded.
>donating to shady as fuck GDQ
And stupid
>dat generic game maker beep sound
>>343948046
sounds like our kind of guy
>>343947858
>>343947605
>>343947683
how is his run going atm?
>>343947921
clint quit zelda 3 months ago dumbass
also he didnt even try to improve anything about OoT and 100% route, he literally learned the route from watching ZFG and practiced only the things from the run itself
OH BOY HERE WE GO.
>>343947750
Kek
>>343947878
Oh shit.
>>343947878
I didn't buy that memeshit
>>343948024
THEY JUST SAID IT
How do you speedrun LittleBigPlanet?
TOBY PLEASE
>>343948024
Announcer fucked up
UNDERMEME
how long would it take you?
>that Toby poster was real
>>343947878
>it was the real toby fox
Who knew?
>>343947878
holy shit
>>343948149
>$1000
>loaded
anon
>>343948024
>>343947878
>Pacifist run
Boring
How much did Toby Fox donate just now?
TOBY FUCKING FOX
Toby is in this thread RIGHT NOW
Quick, say something nice
>>343948253
enough to quit before completion
>people will spend literally hundreds of hours on a shitty flash game from 12 years ago
>>343946621
TriHard
>>343946662
Cx
>>343946663
LUL
>>343946693
PogChamp
>>343946707
WutFace
>>343947878
>It's real
who the fuck is Toby Fox
>>343948306
$1,000
>Toby donates 1k
>Instead of delivering all the kickstarter tiers he promised for Undertale and didn't deliver shit
WOWWWWW
>>343947878
sup Toby
Toby I thought Undertale was fuckinggreat, thanks for making it <3
>>343948342
undertale is the greatest example of memekino
>>343948295
I want to see you casually throw a thousand bucks like that.
>TOBY FOX
>Thanks for making Undertale, I haven't played a good story like that since Ghost Trick. Please make more!
>>343948372
The creator of Undertale.
>>343948372
That guy which game is being played by the Pope
>>343947878
should have went for genocide man
man. metal wolf chaos was pretty much the last time i had real fun with a gdq.
When did they start banning MingLee BASIC LEE MingLee?
>>343948253
How long would it take me to alt+f4 out of it you mean?
>>343948352
>people will spend literally hundreds of hours on a shitty website from 13 years ago
>>343947878
post cock
>>343948352
What's your excuse for not making a game?
>>343948295
paypal me $1000 then, i have chronic hemorrhoids i need it more than those shady fucking millionaires at GDQ
How does toby even have 1000 dollars?
What's his day job?
>>343948372
a nobody
>>343948253
A few seconds
>>343948149
>1k means you're loaded
Good lord this is fucking boring how the hell did this game get accepted?
>coming from dustforce's beautiful execution to this mess
>>343948352
>saying that
>posting here
c'mon on now
>>343948372
he made 4chan
>>343946515
Why is this post-midnight shit being played pre-midnight?
>>343948441
well what the fuck is Undertale
>>343947725
Playing
I can't stand them, theyre all "make pixel perfect jumps", the game, and they all have the most basic of artstyles.
Its like some shit that a communist country would allow as the only vidya of the state.
HOPES
AND
DREAMS
>Undertale
>A speedrun game
>>343948479
Im too busy drowning in pussy
>>343948352
>people like to challenge themselves
who knew
>Spending 1000 bucks for a meme
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>343948505
>>343948481
go ahead then poorfag
>>343948565
incest rape simulator
>>343948476
hahaha jokes on you I've only been here for 7 of those years.
>>343948565
A shitty meme game
>>343948358
Kreygasm
>>343948372
internet alias of Christopher Poole
>>343948372
Our lord and master of /v/
>>343948565
The Greatest Video Game Of All Time
>>343948572
it has skips so it'd be over faster
>>343948565
a literal meme game
>>343948024
yep that's him. the lazy ironic no-capitals writing is the giveaway
When's Phil Fish gonna donate?
What the fuck is this flash shit they're playing? Couldn't they find some better games to play?
>>343947750
>>343947878
Interesting...
LUL is an actual emote? man why does BTTV have the shittiest emotes
>>343947878
WHEN THE FUCK IS UNDERTALE COMING TO CONSOLES
>>343948459
>muh english is best language because I can scam foreigners with my thick southern accent meme
Kill yourself
>>343946621
Stop trying so hard to be a edgy racist, faggot.
why are star wars runners always thebestrunners in the entire event?
>>343948486
Undertale sold a shitload from all the hype so he probably has enough to sustain himself for a few years I remember the Super Meat Boy devs had enough to buy a house after their game was a success.
>That's my sister
>>343948486
Got contracted to make a RPG for a pretty big IP, but I am not allowed to talk about it here.
>toby fox probably saw all my anime posting
>ogmo suddenly becomes OwTheEdge
>>343948741
not til meatboy :^)
I'm still waiting for the day we get a Battle for Bikini Bottom run
>that's my sister
That's kinda hot
>>343948727
There's an easier way to verify it https://twitter.com/tobyfox
>>343948636
atpChar
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TOBY STILL HASN'T DELIVERED ANY UNDERTALE DONATION TIERS
HE'S A HACK!!
A HACK!!
>uh um uhh umm uh uh uh um uh umm uh
Great run.
>>343947214
fuck off Carlos
>>343947340
>robin williams made doom
>>343947024
Don't come back until you can play an actual video game.
>we could have had these denied runs instead
>>343948854
>got contracted to make a rpg
But Toby, you can't sprite worth shit
>>343948854
hey toby do you ever jack off to undertale fan art
Have any runs been good so far? I've missed a ton but from what I can see on the schedule basically everything is stuff that's run every time or not worth watching.
>>343948781
KKona
Jumper 2 looks like a Newgrounds-tier game.
>>343948834
>>343948921
I missed it, the runner said that?
What's lul? a new epic meme?
What the fuck is Celeste?
>>343948854
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>343949000
Fuck I would've loved to see gunpoint speed run
Brb youtubing
>>343949000
JUST
>"Thats my sister"
>>343948568
Communists countries actually funded the shit out of avant-garde art. They'd be making walking simulators and interactive experiences out the ass for sure.
>>343949061
lul
Thank you anon for saying we should watch Jumper Two. That game looked intensely difficult and was played very fast. Perfect kind of run.
>>343949045
more like freearcade
>>343949070
Another spike filled jumpgame
It's also about 3 minutes long
>>343949000
Iceplug is based as fuck, god damn.
>>343948854
I don't believe you
>>343948854
Why don't you want people running Undertale at GDQs?
>>343947878
Alright I'll buy it.
>>343949174
Why even bother having it there then
>>343949048
He got a donation saying something like
>Thanks for making Jumping 2 look easy
And he says awkwardly
>ha ha that's my sister
>>343948854
OH SHIT HOW DO I DELETE POST
>>343948407
gay
>>343949110
FUCK I would have loved to see Notiu Love 2 with Caveman. Fuck this marathon.
what is trihex running?
>>343949000
>gunpoint
>by iceplug
>and only 15 minutes
exfuckingsqueeze me? how did this get denied with all the other shit in this gdq?
Why did they put all the fucking good runs on July 4th when everyone is outside and away from their computers celebrating. Makes no fucking sense.
>>343949110
Caveman, no!
Well at least he got 2 runs accepted this time.
There are literally no good runs for the rest of the night
>audience is empty as fuck
>That couch
Wat
>>343949276
Do you expect the pope to play your game?
The fuck is that
>>343949227
Because this is a game stream you fucking idiot. It's not a "games anon likes done quick". Take your Ritalin and shut up.
>Early 2015
>Trihex grinds on YI for months and months
>Goes on endlessly about having to "relearn" Yoshi because he never learned it the right way to begin with
>In reality, he's realized he's gotten soft and got passed by superior runners
>Unable to admit it because he's too in love with the smell of his own farts, having gone to the gym for a few months
>Eventually gets a PB that lands him in 3rd or 4th place
>Quickly passed up again
>Realizes he'll never own WR in YI again
>2016 - now
>Realizes he has nuthuggers to fall back on who will give him money
>Goes all out on Super Money Maker
>It's all he's done for the entire year so far
>"Speedrunning? Oh yeah, uhh... "
>resorts to speedrunning a fucking romhack so people think he's still relevant at all
>mfw people call him a speedrunner
>mfw people still give him money for not speedrunning
>SON
>SWAG
>MMHMM
>HOL UP
>AIGHT
>SWAG
>*includes girlfriend on steam* YO
>I'M THAT BLACK WEEB FRIEND YOU MIDDLE CLASS WHITE BOYS ALWAYS WISH YOU HAD! HOW ABOUT THROWING ME A DONATION FOR BEING BLACK? MMMMMMMMMHMMMMM SON!
>YO
