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Now: Jumper Two (freeware)
Next: Celeste (freeware)
Then: Super Meme Boy (bundleware)
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Why does this black gentleman sound like a normal human being?
>>343946621
He's a race traitor
Any good memes today?
WHEN RUNESCAPE
These threads are more entertaining than the actual runs.
>>343946621
That's Iceplug, he's a nuclear engineer on some submarince or some shit.
Is this a meme platformer like I wanna be the guy?
Has there been any WORLD RECORDS yet?
>>343946621
that's very politically incorrect of you. Kinda badass, to be quite honest with you, m'lord.
>>343946621
>Not knowing based Iceplug
>Poor jumper was left in the dust and Super Meat Boy got all the fame
>>343946662
you
>>343946515
>
What's banned op?
>tfw no black senpai to help me speedgame
>>343946707
Two dudes who ran Splinter Cell Blacklist
Wait so Super Meat Boy ripped off this game?
Why didn't Matt sue?
>Perfect Dark music
wat?
>>343946743
This scene is the only funny scene in that whole anime
But it's very funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecNRwO9C8MU
>>343946767
SMB dev tried to say he didn't know jumper existed.
>>343946707
JOHN NUMBERS
>cursor on screen
>more indieshit
STOOOOOOOP PLEASE
>Greetings from Germany! Watching this while Ahmed fucks my girlfriend! Keep up the good work and save those animals!
Donating for Sivade's sweet Dustforce run. I stopped playing the game a couple years ago but I always like to see it at the GDQs.
>>343946859
Ogmo is in Super Meat Boy as a playable character, dude.
i've seen nothing of this meme event
any good run or cringe moment so far?
>tfw placing my mouse cursor on top of the runner's cursor just so I can think that I am holding hands with him
just end me senpai
>>343946858
>cuts off before the best part
eh, whatever, too lazy to find another video
>I probably won't be talking much for the rest of the game
>keeps talking
Wow this kid is a scrub.
Git gud
Back to weebshit.
Wake me when the 2D-sohard-meme platformers end.
Wow this game looks so original, I've never seen anything like it!
>>343946621
~ANDDD A REALLL HEROOOOO~
>>343946926
I know.
GAME IS FREE ON HIS WEBSITE
DOWNLOAD HERE: http://www.mattmakesgames.com/games/JumperTwo.zip
>literal flash games
M e M e S
No inuki pics I'm afraid, just those 2 artists which I got from the furry shitposting during freedom planet.
this faggy sounding runner should shut up and let chocolate thunder do his thing
Just a little bit toward a good cause. Goes to runner's choice, whenever this comes through.
My suggestion? Frame the animals Kill the save.
>>343946693
oh shit really? fuck me that's rad
>>343946957
Come on, don't let me like that
Why does SGDQ still showcase indie games? This isn't a basement production anymore, they don't need to show this shovelware garbage.
>people are okay with this dogshit flash game but not Dustforce
>Indie platformer
How is this speedrunning?
He's literally just playing a flash game the way it was intended to be played?
>>343947257
>dogshit flash game
It literally inspired the most popular 2d platformer of the past 10 years. Kill yourself
Why are there so many of these shit games like this or boshy?
>>343947234
I'll shovel my ware into your ass.
>John Carmack plays Jumper two
>>343947234
Meme-hard games anon, they're fun XD
>keeps dying
>keeps talking
>>343947292
The majority of these runs have just been fast lets plays.
>>343947234
Because they are fun to watch
Get over it
I gave my cat a bath and now it hates me. what do
This guy is a total M. He just loves getting choked
>>343947234
>>343947262
>I only like games with billion dollar budgets made my developers that I love and love me back
Reddit is that way, kiddo
-->
>>343947306
>inspired
It is made with ripped assets this game is SHIT
>/v/ wouldn't be able to beat this in a week
>le it's not a speedrun
Cool.
black dudes can be platformer geeks and still alpha af.
this white dude is obviously as awkward as 99% of the rest of us.
why is there a fucking mouse cursor on the screen
>>343947380
wish him luck, he's up next.
>cursor on screen
HOLY FUCK PLEASE MOVE IT FOR US, ICE PLUG
>>343947412
i like good games
back to your meems
Who actually enjoys super hard platformers?
Third time watching GDQ but first time donating! keep it up :)
250k Hype! \[T]/
>>343947218
lazy butt
http://www.crunchyroll.com/we-without-wings-under-the-innocent-sky/episode-1-a-hypothetical-fairy-tale-573564
15:10 onwards
>>343947380
HAVE A BATH
>>343947079
REAL HUMAN BEAN
>this is one of the easier sectors
>dies immediately
Is this the Chinese bootleg version of Super Meat Boy? O.o
Reminder that you all should be watching zfg instead of this crap
oh this is the guy that made Towerfall Ascension
nice let's play you guys are watching
>>343947292
It's not even difficult either.
At least dustforce was actually impressive from a skill standpoint.
>>343947380
>keeps saying it's not hard
>dies
>says this is easy
>dies
>says he's not gonna talk to concentrate
>dies
>keeps talking
>dies
>Gonna go so fast you won't even see him
>immediately see him not even five seconds later
>>343947501
>>343947513
You guys are just proving youre not actually watching the run.
He already explained that he moves his mouse cursor to the next spot each level so he can just click.
>>343947528
Autists
>>343947513
He pre-positions it to be over the next continue button
>>343947489
Yeah, but they'll always be black.
>>343947541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0C7C_vXNEY
>>343947605
>tfw no zfg this year
I just wanted to be comfy
Why is there never an Osu! exhibition at these things?
>>343946621
That's Edmund McMillen, you moron.
>>343947528
playing or watching?
i enjoy both
There's literally fucking nothing worth watching today. Is there?
Can you speedrun Gravity Rush? Remastered is cheap on PSN
>flash games
Haha wowie great speedrun HoO BOy loving this run hahaha I love it man, simply grand, loving this run dude I'm really liking this run haha, HahA weeeeeeeeeew lad I'm liking this run my man, great stuff my dude tHiS run IS GRE A T Tbh man, haha I'M LOVIN' IT! good run my dude, now this is what I call speedrunning, HEEHEHE cool run bro cool run
shoutout to indie game maker games. I could never beat jumper 2, amazing to see it done so quickly. looking forward to momodora later too. and then at the next gdq, maybe we'll see another certain game maker game too (smiley face)
SAVE the animals.
>>343947513
>not touching cursors
>>343947642
>didn't shoop the strap or use boob tape
pic ruined
I'd like to see a 1001 spikes speed run.
>>343947380
Keep bathing it. Eventually it might not be a pussy about it.
>>343947728
Wario World tomorrow morning is the next thing I wanna see
>>343947728
correct, that's why i'll spend the day watchingyou
Ok I don't know how they screen these runners, but they seriously need to start taking how annoying their voice/commentary/personality is into account. At least for the people running shit at primetime, holy fuck
>>343947604
if a bootleg means it comes out 6 years before the game in question then yes
>>343947605
Zfg steamed today lol
I donated 1000 dollars, thank you for buying Undertale.
>>343947196
kek
>>343947561
>http://www.crunchyroll.com
nope, can't play shit in that page
>>343947605
reminder that ZFG is a washed up hack. Clint Stevens is better
>>343947605
figuratively who?
>tfw winter is comfy
>frame the animal and kill the save
Did some faggot steal my ironic meme that I made yesterday?
>>343946758
Wasn't the stream offline for the whole duration of that?
>>343947878
stick to making music, thanks
This runner sounds like John Carmack
omg, this run is so cringe
>>343947878
Right. I definitely bought it. Not pirated it.
>>343947605
Who?
>>343947878
i don't believe you
>>343947968
so like a whiney faggot? sounds about right
>Admits being bad at video games
ok
Super Meat Boy could be interesting
literally boshy the game
>>343947605
where is he? why isn't he here? I want an explanation
>>343948024
>>343947878
why would he donate to this when he banned his own game from being run? or was i just being memed?
>RE2 at ~10am tomorrow
>My neighbourhood is having maintenance done on the power supply for a few hours
>Could wait
>Or I could be a sneaky cunt by using my phone as a hotspot and connecting my tablet for better screen size
>>343947561
>crunchyroll
>>343948024
Fuck, Toby is fucking loaded.
>donating to shady as fuck GDQ
And stupid
>dat generic game maker beep sound
>>343948046
sounds like our kind of guy
>>343947858
>>343947605
>>343947683
how is his run going atm?
>>343947921
clint quit zelda 3 months ago dumbass
also he didnt even try to improve anything about OoT and 100% route, he literally learned the route from watching ZFG and practiced only the things from the run itself
OH BOY HERE WE GO.
>>343947750
Kek
>>343947878
Oh shit.
>>343947878
I didn't buy that memeshit
>>343948024
THEY JUST SAID IT
How do you speedrun LittleBigPlanet?
TOBY PLEASE
>>343948024
Announcer fucked up
UNDERMEME
how long would it take you?
>that Toby poster was real
>>343947878
>it was the real toby fox
Who knew?
>>343947878
holy shit
>>343948149
>$1000
>loaded
anon
>>343948024
>>343947878
>Pacifist run
Boring
How much did Toby Fox donate just now?
TOBY FUCKING FOX
Toby is in this thread RIGHT NOW
Quick, say something nice
>>343948253
enough to quit before completion
>people will spend literally hundreds of hours on a shitty flash game from 12 years ago
>>343946621
TriHard
>>343946662
Cx
>>343946663
LUL
>>343946693
PogChamp
>>343946707
WutFace
>>343947878
>It's real
who the fuck is Toby Fox
>>343948306
$1,000
>Toby donates 1k
>Instead of delivering all the kickstarter tiers he promised for Undertale and didn't deliver shit
WOWWWWW
>>343947878
sup Toby
Toby I thought Undertale was fuckinggreat, thanks for making it <3
>>343948342
undertale is the greatest example of memekino
>>343948295
I want to see you casually throw a thousand bucks like that.
>TOBY FOX
>Thanks for making Undertale, I haven't played a good story like that since Ghost Trick. Please make more!
>>343948372
The creator of Undertale.
>>343948372
That guy which game is being played by the Pope
>>343947878
should have went for genocide man
man. metal wolf chaos was pretty much the last time i had real fun with a gdq.
When did they start banning MingLee BASIC LEE MingLee?
>>343948253
How long would it take me to alt+f4 out of it you mean?
>>343948352
>people will spend literally hundreds of hours on a shitty website from 13 years ago
>>343947878
post cock
>>343948352
What's your excuse for not making a game?
>>343948295
paypal me $1000 then, i have chronic hemorrhoids i need it more than those shady fucking millionaires at GDQ
How does toby even have 1000 dollars?
What's his day job?
>>343948372
a nobody
>>343948253
A few seconds
>>343948149
>1k means you're loaded
Good lord this is fucking boring how the hell did this game get accepted?
>coming from dustforce's beautiful execution to this mess
>>343948352
>saying that
>posting here
c'mon on now
>>343948372
he made 4chan
>>343946515
Why is this post-midnight shit being played pre-midnight?
>>343948441
well what the fuck is Undertale
>>343947725
Playing
I can't stand them, theyre all "make pixel perfect jumps", the game, and they all have the most basic of artstyles.
Its like some shit that a communist country would allow as the only vidya of the state.
HOPES
AND
DREAMS
>Undertale
>A speedrun game
>>343948479
Im too busy drowning in pussy
>>343948352
>people like to challenge themselves
who knew
>Spending 1000 bucks for a meme
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>343948505
>>343948481
go ahead then poorfag
>>343948565
incest rape simulator
>>343948476
hahaha jokes on you I've only been here for 7 of those years.
>>343948565
A shitty meme game
>>343948358
Kreygasm
>>343948372
internet alias of Christopher Poole
>>343948372
Our lord and master of /v/
>>343948565
The Greatest Video Game Of All Time
>>343948572
it has skips so it'd be over faster
>>343948565
a literal meme game
>>343948024
yep that's him. the lazy ironic no-capitals writing is the giveaway
When's Phil Fish gonna donate?
What the fuck is this flash shit they're playing? Couldn't they find some better games to play?
>>343947750
>>343947878
Interesting...
LUL is an actual emote? man why does BTTV have the shittiest emotes
>>343947878
WHEN THE FUCK IS UNDERTALE COMING TO CONSOLES
>>343948459
>muh english is best language because I can scam foreigners with my thick southern accent meme
Kill yourself
>>343946621
Stop trying so hard to be a edgy racist, faggot.
why are star wars runners always thebestrunners in the entire event?
>>343948486
Undertale sold a shitload from all the hype so he probably has enough to sustain himself for a few years I remember the Super Meat Boy devs had enough to buy a house after their game was a success.
>That's my sister
>>343948486
Got contracted to make a RPG for a pretty big IP, but I am not allowed to talk about it here.
>toby fox probably saw all my anime posting
>ogmo suddenly becomes OwTheEdge
>>343948741
not til meatboy :^)
I'm still waiting for the day we get a Battle for Bikini Bottom run
>that's my sister
That's kinda hot
>>343948727
There's an easier way to verify it https://twitter.com/tobyfox
>>343948636
atpChar
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TOBY STILL HASN'T DELIVERED ANY UNDERTALE DONATION TIERS
HE'S A HACK!!
A HACK!!
>uh um uhh umm uh uh uh um uh umm uh
Great run.
>>343947214
fuck off Carlos
>>343947340
>robin williams made doom
>>343947024
Don't come back until you can play an actual video game.
>we could have had these denied runs instead
>>343948854
>got contracted to make a rpg
But Toby, you can't sprite worth shit
>>343948854
hey toby do you ever jack off to undertale fan art
Have any runs been good so far? I've missed a ton but from what I can see on the schedule basically everything is stuff that's run every time or not worth watching.
>>343948781
KKona
Jumper 2 looks like a Newgrounds-tier game.
>>343948834
>>343948921
I missed it, the runner said that?
What's lul? a new epic meme?
What the fuck is Celeste?
>>343948854
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>343949000
Fuck I would've loved to see gunpoint speed run
Brb youtubing
>"Thats my sister"
>>343948568
Communists countries actually funded the shit out of avant-garde art. They'd be making walking simulators and interactive experiences out the ass for sure.
>>343949061
lul
Thank you anon for saying we should watch Jumper Two. That game looked intensely difficult and was played very fast. Perfect kind of run.
>>343949045
more like freearcade
>>343949070
Another spike filled jumpgame
It's also about 3 minutes long
>>343949000
Iceplug is based as fuck, god damn.
>>343948854
I don't believe you
>>343948854
Why don't you want people running Undertale at GDQs?
>>343947878
Alright I'll buy it.
>>343949174
Why even bother having it there then
>>343949048
He got a donation saying something like
>Thanks for making Jumping 2 look easy
And he says awkwardly
>ha ha that's my sister
>>343948854
OH SHIT HOW DO I DELETE POST
>>343948407
gay
>>343949110
FUCK I would have loved to see Notiu Love 2 with Caveman. Fuck this marathon.
what is trihex running?
>>343949000
>gunpoint
>by iceplug
>and only 15 minutes
exfuckingsqueeze me? how did this get denied with all the other shit in this gdq?
Why did they put all the fucking good runs on July 4th when everyone is outside and away from their computers celebrating. Makes no fucking sense.
>>343949110
Caveman, no!
Well at least he got 2 runs accepted this time.
There are literally no good runs for the rest of the night
>audience is empty as fuck
>That couch
Wat
>>343949276
Do you expect the pope to play your game?
The fuck is that
>>343949227
Because this is a game stream you fucking idiot. It's not a "games anon likes done quick". Take your Ritalin and shut up.
>Early 2015
>Trihex grinds on YI for months and months
>Goes on endlessly about having to "relearn" Yoshi because he never learned it the right way to begin with
>In reality, he's realized he's gotten soft and got passed by superior runners
>Unable to admit it because he's too in love with the smell of his own farts, having gone to the gym for a few months
>Eventually gets a PB that lands him in 3rd or 4th place
>Quickly passed up again
>Realizes he'll never own WR in YI again
>2016 - now
>Realizes he has nuthuggers to fall back on who will give him money
>Goes all out on Super Money Maker
>It's all he's done for the entire year so far
>"Speedrunning? Oh yeah, uhh... "
>resorts to speedrunning a fucking romhack so people think he's still relevant at all
>mfw people call him a speedrunner
>mfw people still give him money for not speedrunning
>SON
>SWAG
>MMHMM
>HOL UP
>AIGHT
>SWAG
>*includes girlfriend on steam* YO
>I'M THAT BLACK WEEB FRIEND YOU MIDDLE CLASS WHITE BOYS ALWAYS WISH YOU HAD! HOW ABOUT THROWING ME A DONATION FOR BEING BLACK? MMMMMMMMMHMMMMM SON!
>YO
What are these games that are being run all day
I slept for 3 hours, came back, and see all these literal who games until tomorrow
>>343949348
they all got banned
>>343949110
>Time Commando
Mustacheguy is literally a memegame runner.
>>343949319
>4 hours of Zelda
>good
>people still bring their gf's to gdq's
are they just looking for trouble?
>>343949332
if he had tits he would have gotten like 6 at the last day
bet thats why cosmo is now narcissa
>>343947878
oh my gawd toby fox you are my spirit animal
i bought copies of your game for all my friends that don't even have computers
Undertale 2 coming out Holiday 2016, so buy my fucking game, you fucking sheep.
>>343949362
Me on the left
>>343949045
It's literally a Game Maker game I downloaded over 56k back then.
>>343949110
>no tomba the mighty
>>343947878
>People think this is the real Toby Fox
Lol
>>343948854
DELETE THIS! I AM YOU FROM THE FUTURE! THIS POST FUCKS YOUR LIFE UP!
>>343949428
DELETE THIS
So, how are these upcoming 3 games, Celeste, Prompt & Escape Goat 2 as a speedrun? What are they even like?
>>343949110
That's pretty disappointing honestly.
>>343949348
They were all Fumo'd
>>343948486
He is, at bare minimum, a millionaire, capable of getting any job in the industry he desires. 1k is nothing.
That being said, I'm not sure it's actually him, seeing as he pretty explicitly is against Undertale speed runs, and the donation comment seems to be pushing for one.
>end of day 3
250k
Its ded.jpg
>>343949428
I think I'll justpirate it and then uninstall it 5 minutes later, like last time
>>343949448
probably would've been killed by demon's gate anyway
>indie retro pixel female protagonist platformer
>>343949448
Does anyone have the Idolmaster / Harvest Moon submissions?
>>343949029
Only some of the adult Asriel, yeah.
5 minute completion time? Wtf
They really should set aside money from each year to completely pay for the trip for every runner who has a run get accepted into the marathon. People would try a lot harder to get in then and the marathon would be much higher quality since all of the world record holders/e celebs could get in instead of unentertaining no name scrubs playing meme games.
They could also just have the thing in LA or NYC then and that crowd would probably be full 24/7
>>343949448
>8 hours of jrpg stream
Oh boy another identical indie platformer.
this game is awesome guys, please give it a chance
>>343949428
Getting my wallet now hang on friend
>>343949448
>The time went down a lot lately
>8:00:00
Jesus fucking Christ.
Timer is not even on
Literally doing the same thing over and over.
>>343949546
I got u senpai desu
>>343949471
I'm Toby Fox!
>>343949526
How much did they get last time? Usually it picks up later on in the weed.
Why do recent indie games have to be in pixels?
>>343949529
>Playing 5 minutes of a game, a fucking RPG no less, before making decision
You are what is wrong with this country.
>>343949409
Why? Do you think all women are lecherous cheaters?
If that's the case then they're even more likely to cheat while the runner is away and won't walk in on their infidelity.
Hos gonna be hos. One guy getting cheated on doesn't make the whole world a sack of shit.
>>343949615
>practice
Can you guys post some Asriel porn
>100%
>5 minutes
wew
>>343949641
Because it's the easiest to do
>>343949448
How the fuck do runners manage to convince people to let them run a game that's hours long? Two hours is already fucking forever, but one gdq they had to fucking pass off the controller cuz the run was 6 hours long, and it was just some fucking rpg too so it's not even interesting. FF7 got ran once and i think that was like 4 hours, who the fuck wants to watch all of that.
Okay this is literally just a flash game, like you can go play this on newgrounds or whatever right fucking now
Why do this
>WR of a game no one knows about
These autists are really proud of themselves, aren't they?
>>343949639
DUDE
>Celeste
>He
What
>hopefully that will not be a lot
>charity stream
wew LAD
>>343949526
That's on track. It usually gets to about 750-900k ish then they conveniently process huge donations and push above the mil mark.
>>343949621
>10 hours
do they seriously think they have a chance
>>343949760
It's a retro pixels platformer, GDQ must collect all of them
>be ausfag
>wake up early because lel shiftwork
>day off
>decide to just do nothing but watch sgdq all day
>its nothing but fucking garbage pixel indie games for the next like 8 hours
HAHA NIIIICE FLASH GAME OH BOY HEHE great SPEEDDRUN MY main man HAHA niiiice one son
>Mobile games
What's next, Angry Birds?
>>343949471
>>343949625
>>343949738
HE'S TOBY FOX, HE'S TOBY FOX, YOU'RE TOBY FOX?! I'M TOBY FOX! Are there any other Toby Foxes I should know about?
>>343949621
>10 hours
Do those people really have no awareneness or something?
>>343949515
>He is, at bare minimum, a millionaire,
He's easily a multimillionaire.
>capable of getting any job in the industry he desires.
lolno
>>343949625
No I'm Toby Fox!
>>343949782
>show speedruns of classic games
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW MARIO AGAIN?
>show speedruns of games that haven't been seen by most people
>LITERALLY WHO GAEMS
Reminder that /v/ is re fuckin tarded.
>>343949372
some kind of chubby asian
>>343949641
Because anyone can do a shitty looking pixel game and go IT'S RETRO PLEASE BUY MY GAME NOSTALGIAFAGS.
>indie pixel platformer with terrible graphics and no interesting mechanics
The setup was longer than his estimated run time.
>>343949515
Check his twitter you retard.
>>343949943
>/v/ is one person
>>343949880
[furry noises]
>Tab out to read the thread and digest dinner
>Run is already over??
>>343949515
>explicitly against UT speedruns
What? Elaborate
just got world record lel
>>343950024
*seeds fallout 4* back the fuck off?!?!?
is there a Genesis game run
where the
Vectorman
Sonic 1-3
Comix Zone
Battletoad
THOSE speedruns
not this indie shit that was obviously payed to be in
>Full release
>Not even complete game
They're resorting to that now?
Well that waas fast. Thank fuck, that was shit.
NEXT
Whats next? Mobile games in 2017?
>>343950007
Is that Narcissa?
>>343949773
>>343949789
I meant week haha
>time
>wait wha-
>Estimate:5:00
Why.
>>343950024
Make me, Todd "Manlet" Howard. I see more people talk about my game than your piece of shit, and I got higher reviews. I didn't even have to pay them off like you did.
>>343949871
Any% or 100%?
Even if Brossentia isn't at GDQ, he's probably watching from home. So here goes! I'll even write his part out for him!
HEY BROSSENTIA!
Brossentia: "what?"
What do you call Doctors who have to carry their own instruments from case to case!?
Brossentia: "whyyyy"
"DOCTORS WITHOUT...PORTERS!"
Brossentia: "noooooooooo"
Reader: *insert laughter here*
This donation goes to Demon Chocobo.
>>343950069
The circlejerk is real.
>>343950082
>beat tigger
Fucking pussy
Christopher Robin or go home
>>343950007
>She's a turkroach
Disappointed desu senpai
>>343950082
This actually would have been interesting.
>>343950123
Cosmo wishes.
>>343949894
>capable of getting any job in the industry he desires.
I wouldn't be surprised if an AAA company has approached him to be an "ideas man".
>>343950082
i would have watched that
SHOWER BOYS
>>343950123
No you retard
Narcissa looks like a monster someone hit with a baseball bat for a few hours
Anzu is a fucking goddess
>this fucking music
I want to wear a cowboy hat
>>343950082
>forty minutes to beat tigger
come on now
>>343950239
>ideas man
Is this a real job that actual people have?
>>343950235
If he looked like your pic, would you?
>>343950123
She wishes she looked this good, the poor woman.
>3 minute SR
>>343950189
What the fuck
Next Good Game Is Silent Hill 3 At 4Am For Anyone Wondering
>>343950082
Imagine the memes
>>343950326
>What is marketing
>>343950189
Jesus christ I thought you were just being sarcastic, making up a terrible donation.
>>343950189
just awful
>>343950189
You fucker
>>343950189
Spooky.
That fucking donation
>>343949750
That's true.
>>343949987
And that's true too. They're mostly made by nostalgia fags.
>game literally so quick they couldn't even finish commentating it.
>>343950189
Fuck you
>>343950159
Honestly I wouldn't mind literally who indie games if they are this short. Run was ok I guess
>>343950359
*next AAA game I know
>>343947541
Third time seeing an ironic meme comment making fun of donators, but first time replying! Please go and stay go.
>>343950276
>setup and practice took more time than the run itself
The fuck was the point of that
Stay hydrated, anons.
>>343950326
Ideas don't come out of nowhere, friend.
>>343950359
That'll give me time to stretch my asshole and reach climax through anal stim and clean up after.
>>343950359
>Silent Hill 3
>good game
>>343950348
>he rather have another 2+ hour "speed" run of another game like Four Swords
>>343949812
what a qt
>>343950339
Nah. Call me old fashioned, but I prefer women who were born with vaginas.
>>343950326
Some actual people have it really easy in life, friend
>>343950189
WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS
>>343950082
I saw Rogueamp play that once, that game is total bullshit. It would also be a boring as fuck run though.
WHAT SONG IS THIS? WHAT GAME
rate this run out of 10 points!
>>343950109
I was thinking about trying to speedrun vectorman cuz you can go pretty fast in that game and kill things quick but speedrunning is actually incredibly fucking tedious and autistic
>>343950181
DELETE THIS
>>343950504
That's very intolerant of you. You deserve to be locked away and raped daily.
>>343950189
Why is everyone freaking out? Is it actually real?
>>343950546
Compelling argument.
>>343950326
Shigesato Itoi
>>343950546
>Beat The Game (Hard)
>mfw used to unironically request time off to watch this shit
>now only have it as background noise while I shitpost with you fags
where did everything go so fucking wrong
>>343950189
please do more lmfao
>>343950546
Elmo's number journey could b cool
>>343950189
>"What do you call Doctors With Borders?"
>"What"
>"Trump Supporters!"
pls someone donate with this.
>>343950239
I wouldn't be surprised if people have contacted him wanting him to be Kim Swift.
I see no reason he'd accept though. He can make more money for himself making another anti-game, and he can keep his budget small, so as to not have to shoot for 6 million copies at $60..
>>343950609
0 out of 10 what the fuck were they thinking.
>>343950609
>game where you play as umaru
that's cute
This event is sold out, why are there even less people in the audience today than yesterday, which was a holiday. There are MAYBE 20 people in there right now. What the fuck happened
>>343950490
How is it not?
>this year's sonic block
IT'S ALL FUCKING AWFUL
>>343950276
>>343950007
Her face looks fucking weird and girls who make bug eyes with their mouths half open look fucking retarded
>>343950686
You do know they don't read everything right
>>343950609
2 minutes and 53 seconds/10
>>343950651
Donation was read not long after anon posted that.
>>343950667
positive thinking is the key to success
>>343950667
Just blame Obama like everyone else
>>343950609
I'm just glad it is over. I wouldn't survive an hour of 8 bit Super Meat Boy: Blue Edition
This guy changed indie platformers forever, but /v/ doesn't even know who he is.
what a boring block
>>343950765
that's what moe anime is all about though
>>343950745
Fumos are banned
>>343950758
As long as Sonic '06 is not in there I'm OK.
>>343950821
Where's the benis?
>>343950745
they realized it's terrible now and probably offed themselves in their hotel bathrooms for wasting money on this
>>343950686
that wont get read
>>343950758
>not enjoying the highest of autism blocks
>>343950609
6/10 at least he went fast
>>343950754
Because I was just fishing for a (You).
Thanks buddy.
>>343950745
The event is more than the room you're looking at.
People do other things at the start of the week when it's circlejerking zelda games and indie shit then when the fps block hits around mid week people start coming in to watch
>>343950546
Damn this guy seems really autistic I would have loved to see his runs.
>>343950824
That's not Phil Fish, creator of Fez.
>>343950758
>sonic block
Everything is in shambles
>that comfy kirby hat
>>343950825
patrician block desu.
Why is the room so fucking empty?
Here's to only dying 4 times so i have money left for rent
Kill the animals
>>343950745
My family, it is time to realize that people don't go to these events to sit way fucking back 20 meters away from a screen which is showing runners that are 40 meters away on a couch play a game.
They come to meet the people they hang out with online and socialize. Plus run their games.
>>343950852
A sonic '06 speedrun would be incredible.
>>343950857
There's a huge one under the skirt
>250k
>so few seats filled
D E A D A F
HEY LOOK GUYS IT'S ANOTHER INDIE PLATFORMER
>hardcore minimalistic platformer
>>343950784
You fucking retards
They're just pasting them from the tracker all donations go through
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donations/
>>343950667
At least you've still got us, you fucking faggot.
this is painful to watch
>>343950962
Look at the filename.
Look at the image.
That's what a Sonic '06 speedrun looks like.
>what makes this special is that theres a double jump
>>343950852
But it is anon it's right there in the fucking schedule.
Oh look, it's a minimalistic indie 2D platformer in retro grafix with a double jump where your sprite is just some kind of cube or rectangle
>Dieing in the tutorial levels
Mercy kill this run
>that choke
>>343946515
>hardcore gamers only
>playing on easy
>speedrunner
>dies twice in the tutorial
>>343950939
wew
>>343950991
frick off
>>343950939
WHAT THE FUCK
What the fuck is this indieshit?
We're about to hear a lot of sorry's, aren't we?
>the last five game shave been exactly the same with different skins
jesus christ please kill indie developers
WHO THE FUCK decided that there should be ten similar indie platforms in row?
>>343951043
The pinnacle of pc games
I'm legitimately mad that they're saving the shitty shovelware for the people who get off work and school late afternoon
>>343950939
IT CAME TRUE, THIS POST CAME TRUE
>>343950235
aspect raidou
are they running talos principle this year in the shitty indie block? run was so comfy at agdq
>>343951000
nice trips anon
so uhhh so I uhhh
Wow I sure loving watching all these shitty spike platformers
>>343950952
Except nearly every other year it's been packed
>>343951000
>implying we don't know that and just reply because it's more fun than watching the runs
I HATE indie games
What the hell is that background music.
Is there legit a party going on in the other room?
>THE PAST 3 GAMES ALL BEEN THE SAME FUCKING THING WITH DIFFERENT SHIT GRAPHICS
INDIE GAMING, EVERYONE.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>343950939
stop you madman
this shit looks like a minigame in superhot
>>343950962
They did that last year and no it wasn't
>>343951040
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>THE SPIKES ARE DIFFERENT GUYS!
All of my hate.
>>343950852
It is and it will probably be fun
After Dustforce dying on something like that should be punishable by death
UHHHHHHHH
OOMMMM
UGGHHHH
this makes the previous run look good
uuuuuuuuh
Was the Bioshock run worth watching?
this is awful
SO
>dies
UHH
>dies
SO UHH
>dies
Holy fuck let someone else do the talking.
DO YOU MISS DUSTFORCE YET /v/
I hope you all understand now
>those past 3 games
PC gaming, everyone
>>343951185
So I
uhm
Want to
uhm
these spikes you see
uhm
have
uhm
RNG to them
>>343951037
>it's incredibly versatile
>>343951104
This guy is balls
>>343951236
My favourite run so far.
>most of this run is self-explanatory, it's just a fairly normal platformer
>>343951194
post more of those lizard girls
This fucking sucks, END THE PIXELSHIT BLOCK NOW
>kill yourself
BANNED
>>343951091
wow, relax classicsonicfan
they should rename indie block to cringe block, dustforce was cool tho.. but this shit is getting more and more frustrating
Oh great, more games that purely rely on shitty artificial difficulty to hide lazy level design and *~a e s t h e t i c s~*
Question.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE COUCH PEOPLE FOR? I MEAN, THEY MIGHT BE JUST AS AUTISTIC BUT WHY ARE THEY THERE DOING NOTHING?
Oh boy, another indie platformer. What a unique thing.
And this one has a le retro xD art style. Never seen that before.
>>343951236
It was great. Ruse master.
momodora pls save us
>"hardcore" indie platformer
>>343951296
I would ironically put my penis into this girl
>15 minute estimate
Christ
>>343951308
what the hell kind of cat is that? is it a sphynx with hair?
What is this, The boring pixelshit platformer block?
loving this let's play
Watching this run from the Orlando airport as we speak, it's so cool to finally see the kirby hat on stream Kreygasm. Good luck on your run Chaos and tell me more about the event when you're back in Chitown. This is going to Kill The Animals.
dae >indie platformer
>>343951160
Every other year the venue seating has been smaller, with the exception of last AGDQ this year. During AGDQ this year the front few rows were filled but everything behind them were mostly empty.
If anything everyone should be happy. They might return to the comfy smaller room for running if they realize they're paying for seats that aren't being filled.
Fuck this lame run.
I had to fucking close this, I can't watch anymore. It hurts too much.
>>343951236
It was hilarious.
new
>>343951403
>>343951362
In general, it's for commentary when the runner cannot. Right? I think that's right.
>chaos dropping his spaghetti all over the floor
>>343951106
Yeah, where's the COD
>>343951043
and lets not forget wall jumps
MERCY KILL
>And these are the hard levels in the game
>And I'm bad at them
>>343951043
>where your sprite is just some kind of cube or rectangle
reminder that this exists
wtf he can't even run it
oh look, another pixel indie platforming game
this guy fucking sucks
>>343951390
I want to fuck that rabbit.
>>343951236
Bad run, good entertainment
>>343951410
Looks like a breed of a Sphynx and a Tabby considering the M on it's forehead
>>343951519
It was at least interesting in it's design. This is just point A to point 2.
>>343951568
I want those wolves to fuck each other.
How are you guys enjoying games done normally so far?
this is literally N with extremely simple graphics
>>343951465
He sure looks like he can't talk and play at the same time tho.
>>343951236
Yes
>>343951465
They also used to be good for humorous banter but no fun allowed anymore
>finally shuts up
>finally stops dying
>All this indie pixel game bullshit
Why
>>343951367
>The Windows 10 update trick
I gotta admit, that got me.
Did not know that you could mess with the cutscenes.
>t-t--the jumps in this l-l-level are e-e-extremely t-t-tight g-g-guys....
why isn't anyone talking
>>343951776
because it's RETRO
>>343951804
>shows the contextual text from the game over the blue screen
>>343951842
You can save
>Dies
A little bit of
>Dies
Time if you go under
>Dies
That platform
>caring about these minuscule time saves when you're literally dying 10 times per level
>SMACKS LIPSso.........
>>343951676
Howlewd.
>>343951950
LOL i was thinking exactly this
My name is chris.
My dads name is peter.Should i be worried?
>>343951984
Wolves are hot, bruh. Post more. Lewder.
>>343951926
>Having the stream open while doing other shit
>Suddenly see a screen of blue and the white circle coming out of it
Instinct kicked in.
>>343951236
Best run of the event tbqh
Worst speedrunner ever
>>343950492
that was a good speedrun
>>343952140
Lewder? But I don't wanna get banned.
this is really hard to watch. im tabbed out because i cant stand watching this i just want to see what he says when he finishes
OR NOT
>Time will be called when I hit that...
>Or not
>>343952131behind you
>time will be called when *dies*
Time will be called when I hit that
>Dies
mercy killed
Even the stream doesn't want to show this shit.
Stream ded again
DIED SO MUCH HE KILLED THE STREAM
rip stream
HIS INCOMPETENCE KILLED THE STREAM
>mercy killing a run
wew lad
>Kill
Imgladitsover.jpg
Games Done Relatively Fast
>>343951403
>>343951403
>>343951403
Fucking migrate you slowpokes.
>>343951403
>>343951403
>>343951403
>>343952263
It's page 9, the thread is about to dielet's get horny with some wolves
>>343947380
Have a bath and force your cat to watch it.
>A run so bad it killed SGDQ forever
Damn...
>>343952625Only the one, just for you.
