SGDQ 2016 - ZELDA SNOOZEFEST
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4rd
memes
>playing a multiplayer game by yourself
Xrd
Xth
>they're not even halfway done with this shit
KILL ME FUCKING ZELDA RUNS REEEEEEE
couch autism general
jesus christ how do people watch this edition
seventh
Who /sp/ here
>>343831251
>>343831265
lol
Xnd
when are we getting undertale speedrun (genocide)
>>343831118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwVXhLRPuUs
LOL MICHAEL BAY XD
PUNS
I liked the DX run
>all these terrible jokes and no one laughing
>>343831342
Fuck off
oh boy an hour left of this shit game played by annoying faggots
>>343831229
>>343831251
>>343831265
>>343831274
>>343831281
>>343831292
>>343831294
>>343831310
/v/ is worse than twitch chat and youtube comments, imo family
>>343831298
No glitches allowed
God I come back and they're still playing snoozda
>>343831118
If you don't like the FSA run you don't like GAME MECHANICS. this is like a pannenkoek video due to all the glitches and shit.
reminder do not post anime
SGDQino: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT_JK2t0dEI#t=39m22s
>these spergy attempts at humor followed by absolutely no one laughing
Two (2) Hours and Twenty (20) minutes of this fucking game
>>343831118
Reta-rd
Was bioshock pushed back for 30 minutes?
>>343831315
I only went there for mandrama now we have our own board
>this run
>BioShock
would you kindly
SO CONFIRMED, SANTAS NUMBER ONE HELPER IS A SHOW LINK
>>343831427
It begins!
>>343831409
>no glitches allowed
>all runs become 1 hour or longer because speedrunners can no longer skip the shit sections of the game
good idea fucktard
how long is this run supposed to be?
>>343831508
Too long, another hour.
Why is the room so dead? I get this is a shitty run, but the entire room behind them has been dead all day.
>egend of zeldo
>not even 3D zeldo
>>343831497
>my waifu
>smoking
DELETE THIS
>sitting on couch with two pillows
>sit up and put laptop on one pillow
>change positions so that laptop is off of me but pillow still in my arms
>realize i'm cuddling the pillow
>realize i like it
welp. time to just throw in the towel on the whole gf thing and get a body pillow i guess
Why there is no Undertale GENOCIDE MODE run?
>>343831508
Two hours too long.
>>343831497
NEVER KNOWS BEST
>>343831508
Two hours and 20 minutes of some sperglord playing a multiplayer game by himself.
>>343831427
Fuck you
if youre so upset about the zelda speedruns why dont you speedrun your own games at the event.... oh wait none of you can speedrun
assholes
Which speedrunner would you fug?
>we can go to the end if we wanted
PLS FUCKING JUST DO IT
>>343831560
daaaamn
>>343831506
I honestly think all runs over 1hr30min should be banned. No one wants to watch that shit
>>343831583
There's never been a good 3D Zelda, so that's a good thing
>>343831443
Check the chairs m8 no ones laughing cause no ones there.
>>343831118
who /dishonored/ here
>>343831591
Because the creator explicitly banned GDQ from running the game.
Because apparently he can do that.
Reminder if you don't like this run you hate video games
When is McDonalds Degenerate %?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z3UNagBuss
>only halfway done
who thought this was a good idea?
>>343831443
Good taste in tv big boy
>>343831560
Fuck this shit nigga. I'm out toplay videogames.
>Even the couch is falling asleep
Most cringeworthy couch in a while
>>343831578
the good runs begin tomorrow
>>343831118
both bioshock and dishonored should be fun to see. both pretty short an hour each or less
>>343831591
That really doesn't sound entertaining but then again we're watching this so why not.
BURN BURN
>>343831427
Or what?
Seriously, and the seats behind them are empty. For a sold out event, the entirety of today has been 2/3 empty
Is everyone just having a huge orgy in the back room?
i'm appreciating my sense of humor now
holy fuck
This is the first time i'v watched this event live and i hate it
>>343831497
man i miss smoking
>>343831709
source?
>>343831725
Still better than those Final Fantasy or Chrono Trigger "speedruns".
>>343831643
Rawrica
Literal Lee
>>343831776
Bioshock isn't that interesting of a run. I mean it's not a bad run but there's nothing super exciting about it. Its relatively the intended path with a few big skips.
Its worth watching but it isn't gonna be blow your mind.
>>343831826
Everyone's been banned.
I think the guy on the middle of the couch is asleep.
sleep tight asian pupper
>>343831739
Yeah, they're sofa king annoying.
Can we just ban all Zelda runs next GDQ? Seriously this shit is so god damn monotonous and boring to watch.
>>343831854
we must bide our time
>>343831643
noire
>skip literally everything in longest level
DO IT
JUST DO IT
YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW SO JUST DO IT
>>343831675
i meant even the dudes on the couch aren't laughing at each other's jokes. they could at least pity laugh to make it less awkward.
>>343831726
u too ;)
>tfw I'm watching a shitty boring zelda run instead of going to the beach and watching the fireworks
I've made a mistake
>>343831893
I want to touch her belly
How the fuck do these guys have this many puns planned out?
Reminder that in little more than 2 hours we will have a Dishonored run which is blast to watch.
>>343831975
she's taken
>Wake up to this
FUCK
>>343832049
>got drunk instead of going for a commute to watch fireworks at night while gettin impailed by insects riding a bike at night
>>343832049
Why do you think colored sparkles in the sky is amusing?
>>343832076
Some people just can make puns quickly.
No god tier JTB speed run this year
At least he had the best one last year by far
FUCK MY ASS THIS IS TOO LONG AND BORING
https://youtu.be/ZJPZYTJ8uTk
Jesus this pun guy clearly went through and planned all of these out earlier. You can tell by how he says that fun as fast as possible since he probably gets super excited as the opportunity approaches.
>>343832127
go back to bed anime, i'll wake you up soon
>>343831924
But anon the memes!
>Would you Kindly
>Save the little sisters
>Kill the little sisters
LMAO
>tfw ichy bum-bum
>>343832101
>she
>>343832127
God I hope you're Australian.
>>343831643
Werster
>>343832065
I want to touch her penis
>>343831118
ZELDA is literally the most boring normalfag series ever made. This run is putting me to sleep.
why isn't there donations this whole time because fuck man theres so much of fucking nothing
>>343832076
when practicing a 2 hour long boring speed run you have to find some way to keep yourself entertained
>>343832127
Akari-chan is a good girl!
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles 4 Player any% with 4 lads who compete to avoid bucket duty fucking WHEN?!?!?
oh my god shut up about zelda already. no one cares
BEATEN BY BASED SHREK 2
>>343832176
Actually yeah, I didn't think of that.
I've only seen world record bioshock runs. With little to no commentary.
This is gonna be meme tastic isn't it?
>>343832170
You can't make me sleep oni chan
What's the most cringe thing so far in SGDQ?
>FOURCED
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is the worst fuckin run i've ever seen
>>343832150
who cares, the beach is really nice at night time
the fireworks are just an excuse
>>343832227
everyone fell asleep or stopped watching so there's not many people left to donate
Why cant they just coop it? Would it be too intresting to see?
>>343831472
post more bkub stuff
>>343832291
BED, NOW
>>343832168
Would you say he's...BURNING with autism?
>>343832296
That girl in the middle
HNGGGGGGGGGG
>>343832296
When the NSMB2 runner let his DS run out of batteries mid-run.
>>343832076
>planning puns
>implying make puns up on the spot is hard
>especially when they're not particularly good
Word play isn't that hard, anon.
Was there a more boring run this SGDQ?
/v/ is awful. There are legit amusing skips in this game. Do you hate it because it's a 2D game or some shit?
>>343832345
because then half of the game would be on the gameboy screens, not the tv. i mean if you think this shit is boring now, wew lad
This is the most boring run ever.
>>343832348
god /int/ used to be a nice place.
>there's still one more hour of this
>>343832434
i'm guessin megaman since we have seen that 4 years in a row
>>343832434
Yours.
>>343832309
Go watch the Bloodborne run from last AGDQ.
I like to play Zelda games, but I don't think I've enjoyed any of the runs since Runnerguy ran OoT while dressed up as Link a couple GDQs ago, or maybe Cosmo's Wind Waker run I can't remember which one was the most recent
>>343832445
I actually want to see some fucking game variety
1hour+ games are suitable only for background noise
>all these puns
>no Brossentia
>>343832505
>>343832309
>>343832167
no one cares
>>343832296
are they doing that again this year? they were so cute
>>343832445
2 hours for this faggot to clip through a couple walls and fall down a couple pits to advance marginally faster in this shit ass boring game?
>>343832493
NO SODA OR DORITOS UNTIL YOU SLEEP
>>343832445
I hate you because you didn't let me take your virginity in high school Daniel.
>>343832575
HEY BROSSENTIA
>>343832575
Look at how close the background people are to the couch, this would never be allowed nowadays
>want to watch bioshock
>mfw another hour of this
>>343832575
I miss bonesaw so much
>not even 3k raised in the past 1:15:00
When will they realize they need to go back to the old format and not this sterile no fun allowed shit show ?
I JUST WANT A HALO 3 RUN REEEEEEEEEEE
>>343832621
YOUR MEAN ONICHAN!
>tfw no La Mulana run
literally the only long speedrun I could watch
Gone Home speedrun when?
>>343832717
>the old format
doesn't exist
>>343832445
i don't know that i'd say the skips are that amazing, but the quick formation/link switching stuff actually looks pretty sick on its own
Is there anyway to use my vita and remote play shantae riskys revenge but keep the twitch open on the tv from my ps4?I didn't know who else to ask
>>343832434
Oh god yes, remember the L4D2 run last year? This isn't THAT level of "Jesus Christ"
>>343832445
Most people in these threads don't care about speedrunning at all. Like most threads on /v/, they're filled with people that just want replies and attention.
GDQ has high enough production value that they will watch and drama potential that they will be able to enjoy (You)s when they make fun of someone that has fucked up somehow.
Like at least half the posts in any given thread have nothing to do with the run and the person isn't even watching. Right now prob 75%.
This is 4chan. This is why we go elsewhere when we want to have meaningful conversations and come here for banter. Maybe one day moot will come back and ban everyone and we can wipe the slate clean and start with new people but that day hasn't come yet.
>>343832606
holy shit
>>343832717
>Still 1 hr left of this shit run
>>343832739
If you was my son irl i would slap you
>>343832606
FRAME
PERFECT
>>343832618
>No fun allowed
>still about 50 minutes to an hour left in this
Who was the crash speed runner from last year? Is he locked up in insane asylum yet?
>>343832752
fuck
you made me double-check to make sure it was original Bioshock
thankfully I didn't misread it
>>343832843
kek
>>343832759
She should be the queen. I fucking love her so much. I liked her better when she was fatter though.
>>343832802
are you serious... you cant use your televison for two things unless you have two TVs... god josh this is ao obvious
kill me
>Noone has played four swords
Why did they pick this game
>>343832843
THATS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!
>>343832167
SIX HOT LOADS
>>343832882
no, he an hero'd about five minutes after the run ended
>>343832812
>tfw I speedrun lfd2 and I'm 100 hundred times better then them. That run made me cringe knowing I'm okayish at it and I would of wooped them
Yes before anyone asks I possibly have Autism
>>343832915
Is he dead?
>>343832897
The original Bioshock is still a dudebro game, friendo
>>343832904
Ass is Sasha Grey before anyone asks.
>>343832863
>>343832618
there was literally a thumb war 4 runs ago you fucking memer
>>343832915
cat = sgdq
water = zelda
>>343832841
I'm a girl tho
>>343832904
>reddit edit
pls
>>343832928
this
at least pick a Zelda game we can at least nostagia at a bit
>>343832970
he is sleeping
>>343832915
Is that moose died?
>>343832882
GPro. Not only banned from GDQ, but Twitch shut his channel down as well.
>>343832915
get well soon, etc etc
>>343832802
yes its possible you dont need the ps4 connected to the TV
>>343832940
>This is one of the hardest sections of the game
>>343831118
>2:20:00 estimate
I thought this was speedrunning not slowrunning.
Who allows these games to be played? 1:30:00 should be the max.
>>343832961
>fucking dying on easy
>its okay we don't lose time
>they all die and lose time
We all have autism you just have turf wars about which brand is best.
>>343832995
Post pics
>>343832970
Naw he got up and walked away after posing for the photo-OF COURSE HE DED AND ITS YOUR FAULT!
>>343832928
It's easier to speedrun a game when nobody plays it. Look at the Barbie game or that pony game from earlier this morning.
>>343832882
>>343833032
What happened?
>>343833054
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>>343833056
>1:30:00 should be the max
but then they couldn't do their 5 hour meme run on the last day
>>343833007
Uhh did you notice the bgs are ripped straight out of ALTTP? I was on a nostalgia trip through this entire game
>>343832812
to be fair /v/ is one of the shittiest boards. other ones, like /int/, /vr/ or /his/ are all pretty good as a place for normal discussion
Speedruns over 2 hours should honestly not be called "speedruns" at this point...
Jesus I'm going to watch RAW until this shit is over
>>343832998
I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
>>343832994
Where can I get one of those cats?
Whats the appeal of having to use 4 Links at the same time?
>>343833056
meh the estimate isn't that far off his WR run
>>343833152
It is if the game is interesting like glitched crystal.
but this. THIS
I'v made at least 10 post moaning about this
yet im still watching
>>343833170
Why, is it wrestling for your attention?
Does anybody besides Blueglass actually watch every speedrun?
>come back
>still an hour left
worst runs at GDQ:
>zelda runs
>RPG runs
>any really long blocks of games form the same franchise (looking at you, smegaman)
>>343833220
Four feminine penises to pleasure at once
>>343833125
The main strat for speedrunning Crash 2 is getting the crystal and then killing yourself to get you back to the warp room. Then you complete only one of the levels and you get ALL the crystals for that warp room.
He made a lot of suicide jokes and triggered some people. That's the entirety of it.
>>343833032
Did twitch ban him for that run or did he do something on his stream?
>>343833239
Kek
>>343831578
It's the fourth of July, and they're in Minnesota. People in MN love an excuse to eat and blow shit up. There's several huge lakes, as well as a giant river, nearby that probably have cool fireworks going off soon.
>>343833093
I'm a man...HAHAHAHHA
>>343833125
only because it makes me laugh every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_WqMMBBUMY
>>343833309
The king of worst runs is Fire Emblem. Is there literally anything worse than 2 hours of mashing through menus and hoping for good RNG on level ups?
For anyone at SGDQ we're gonna have an anime party in about an hour in room 532
>>343833150
>/int/
Alright whatever
/his/ and /vr/ are both regular boards that are more or less immune to the underage attention seeking behavior of /v/a/b/pol/. I don't think /int/ is any exception and it's full of the shittiest bait threads I've ever seen, but I'm also judging it by how far it's fallen in the last four years from what was /his/ 1.0 to the current /soc with flags/
>>343833282
If he hadn't died I'm betting he would
>>343833056
agdq 2014 had a 6 hour earthbound run
Zelda games are boring to play and boring to watch
>>343833346
They banned him for the run.
>>343833032
how can twitch ban him for that kek
8 hours of FPP games after this shit.
Can we get some hype chat?
>>343833170
Okay, thanks for informing us that it's the dudebros who don't want to watch video games being played and are only in it for the drama
>MY WIFE'S SON
>>343833390
Will it be a nergy?
>>343833390
sounds like a lot of BO and sucking dick
>4 links fucking each other
>>343833447
I like zelda m8
>>343833282
a lot of good it did him...
>>343833390
Will Umaru be there?
>>343833390
Post pics or liar
>>343833447
Especially after Zeldathon
>>343833371
>>343833339
thanks
>>343833371
This video is so cringy i can barely last 2 minutes
>>343833390
me on the left
This run flipped the turtle to /v/
>>343833501
The games actually get pretty interesting for the rest of the night. I'd probably be down for any of these.
Except >glitchless amnesia
nigga how do you do interesting movement strats in a horror game with like no mechanics other than run and hide
Really excited for Dishonored, though.
>wet clapping noises*
>>343833150
>/int/
Please.
And you can get good discussion going anywhere, you only need to look out for them. Obviously more difficult in more popular boards but it's still worthwhile in my opinion.
>>343833453
Because it's their site and they can ban whoever they want?
https://twitter.com/iamgpro/status/628253809064738816
KEY ISSUE
AHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHA
How has there been no "my wife's son" donation yet?
You fags are slacking.
>>343833405
you can always bait threads there
and they are not as bad as on /v/ as people can actually recognize a joke and most people dont take it seriously
but other than that it's pretty friendly board once you get past the friendly banter
>this game I dedicated my life to is garbage! XD
>>343833371
i forgot how bad this was
>>343833532
Noire will be there we wll be running a bussy train
>>343833536
If you are stinky you will be turned away and febreez'd
>>343833594
yes
>>343833616
okay gimme ten minutes
>Comment on how cringe the fat commentator is
>Banned for 4000 seconds
Goood shit SGDQ good shit
>>343833763
they thoroughly screen all donations for memes now.
>another 50 more mins of this shit
I mean Zelda is fun and a good game. However this runner is so fucking boring.
>>343833371
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_WqMMBBUMY
this is what happens when ur a neet virgin with no friends and speedrun autistic shit
>>343833704
For me it is the opposite. Dishonored is the last thing that looks interesting. I mean how do you even speed run horror games? And thematically Star Wars games just don't interest me so it's hard to enjoy a speed run of a game I wouldn't play
>>343833763
there was one like an hour ago
>>343833150
sup reddit
>2 hour speedrun
If a game is longer than 2 hours it ISN'T a fucking speedrun
Fuck Zelda off, fuck Final Fantasy off, fuck that dumb shit off please
>>343833741
Gpro @IAmGpro 14m14 minutes ago
I FUCKING hate fireworks
Same
For anyone not at SGDQ we're gonna have an anime party ITT in aboutright now
>>343833763
>giving money to make a shitty joke
>>343833371
That's so tame. I get banning the guy who showed up drunk and broke shit, but Christ you can't joke about killing yourself in a game?
>>343833793
He's being realistic.
You can like the game overall but still see and acknowledge the flaws
My name is farmer John...
>>343833832
Enough of this cringe shit, Jesus. Can't you tell when it's overplayed?
>>343833763
there were several at agdq and will probably be plenty throughout the week you meme loving fuck
>tfw /v/ hates the third best 2D Zero
>>343832558
or halo
>>343833763
There have been at least two
Bioshock Infinite was one of the best runs last year, this is gonna be even better.
>>343833741
at least he got it undone. I wonder how long it took
>>343832812
>This is why we go elsewhere when we want to have meaningful conversations and come here for banter.
>tfw this is really the only message board I use because I don't know how to watch my language and the vocabulary of this board is just the only way I know how to talk.
>>343833859
>Dishonored
>horror
? ? ?
Dishonored's the assassin game by Arkane that has all the wacky magic shit that allows for a load of different movement options.
>>343833056
you don't know how a speedrun works, do you?
>>343833832
the words "cringe" and "triggered" are auto-bans now
so is "trump"
Whats the story with the guy who was banned for having room keys?
>mfw Zelda for almost another hour
This is just slightly fast lets play at this point
>>343833991
This game is a cheap experiment just like ALBW
LA and the oracles are better.
>>343833928
>You can like the game overall
You CAN, but that's not the current situation with this guy
>bans for "just a clock" comments
lol why
>>343833425
What about that one time they had a 13 hour FF9 run
>>343834023
He's right tho
>>343833831
>Noire will be there we wll be running a bussy train
What does that even mean. Will it be a nerdgy? I want to fuck and cuck and get cucked.
>>343834003
>reading comprehension
>>343834125
Atleast something happens in FF IX
>>343833859
The 2hr KotOR looks like it's going to be pretty boring.
>>343834003
I wasn't saying Dishonored was horror. I was talking about random games during the night, Dishonored being the interesting one, Amnesia being the "how do you run a horror game?" thing
>>343834003
>excellent game
>sequel is made by SJWs
Sounds like horror to me.
>>343834142
its gonna get REALLY gay
>>343833425
WHAT how the fuck does it take that long to eun EB?
am i the only one that enjoys watching any game i've played speedran?
like it's kind of interesting to see the 'optimal' way to do everything a long with a shitload of glitches
>>343834182
>>343834215
I actually just assumed you had poor grammar since you said "i'm the opposite" and i was excited for dishonored, sorry senpai
Dude in the middle struggling to stay awake
To be honest I only like the speed runs of older games anything within the last 10 years just doesn't seem fun.
wow no halo 5 speedrun when its faster than shit shit and actually has glitches and weird shit
how do we save /v/?
this is the most impressive run of the night and all we're getting is wife's son memes and literal twitch emotes
>>343834297
>Have to sit in place for 2 hours with nothing to do
I would too
>>343834109
too bad there is no remake of those
I want to play them but they aged so bad, oracles were released in 2001 and yet LTTP released 10 years before looks better
>>343834306
The borderlands games are funny as hell to watch run
>>343833771
eh, I will always remember when it was better and serious discussion, the kind of stuff that is a staple of /his/ now, was the norm and my country general thread and yet another /pol/ thread on /int/ hadn't happened yet. I remember when polandball and wojacks were imported from krautchans /int/. Those were good times.
>>343834248
Good.
>>343834268
When I play a game for the first time that I really enjoy and have a desire to play again I typically watch a speedrun right after I beat it for just that reason. That way my next playthrough is potentially even more enjoyable.
>>343834268
i like seeing less common games I enjoy like Castlevania 64
>>343833831
>posted 6 minutes go
>THE SUSPENSE
>>343834306
I only like the speedruns of games that are totally broken with crazy glitches. Watching someone perform good itemization and menu-ing and technical ability for an hour+ is dumb.
Why the fuck was the Mega Man block midday and this shit in prime time
>>343834218
How are they sjws
>>343834306
Usually this is the case. But there are exceptions. Dishonored is crazy.
this run is comfy as fuck
>>343834462
Megaman wasnt that great either.
>Hey, guy with annoying lisp? Can you join us on the couch?
>Only if I can talk non-stop and make the most cringy jokes in the world
>Deal.
>>343834390
>most impressive run
>zeldashit
HEY
>>343834390
>most impressive run of this night
Isn't it the first run of the night? (atleast in USA)
Zmaster91 was actually my roommate in college, dude is a math genius.
>>343834460
I like RPG runs where they cut resources so short they barely make it out of situations.
>>343834526
no wonder he is so fucking boring.
>>343834526
He should make some Pannenkoek2012like videos for FSA
>>343834526
>>343834526
donate to say hello
>>343834518
>cosmo crying about his run afterward on irc
Man, that was hilarious.
>>343834526
u see his dingle?
I am getting people following me on twitch after watching this stream. Dafuq am I going to cyber raped /v/?
>>343834518
/v/ sided with cosmo during this but now they side with mirrored because he's not a tranny
fuck you guys
>Almost under 100k viewers
>In prime time
>>343834596
>current year
>not being stem master race
You're fucked
>>343834000
You're in good company. /v/ was overrun with you long ago. It doesn't matter anymore its just how /v/ is in 2016 and will be in 2017. Just gotta accept it.
At least NASA and ESA threads are pretty good since they don't have the popular appeal of AGDQ and SGDQ, so the shitposting is at a minimum. Which is funny to me. Everyone complains about how much better GDQs were in 201X when they first heard of them but theres a tenth as many posters in ESA threads which, ESA is just about what GDQ was like before it got big. Shitty venues, technical issues out the ass, and really good runs and people that loved speedrunning.
Lotta people talk about how GDQ is trash now (as they watch it) but not many actually watch the events that are living AGDQ 2013's every year.
>>343834023
You're probably the kind of guy who unironically thinks Sonic Adventure 2 180 emblem runs are worth watching.
If a speedrun takes 10 hours to finish then it becomes less a speedrun and more just watching some dude grind mindlessly. There comes a point when you need to admit a game is a shit speedgame, especially for an event like this.
>>343834521
>>343834521
>at least in the USA
we're all in the USA here, no need to clarify. Eurocucks are asleep or watching divegrass
>>343834658
>muh 4th of july
>it's not because the runs suck
>>>343834268
That should be the norm. Speedruns are not meant to be let's plays, for many not-very-flashy games (Zelda games for example), the only way to appreciate the run is to have played the game yourself.
>>343834493
>Tfw used to speedrun Dishonored before it got a decent community but couldnt keep up with the improved routes/methods due to school
It is really fucking fun both to watch and play though.
>>343834658
It is 4th of July but I do hope GDQ dies
>>343834526
How big is his benis?
>>343834630
Unfortunately not.
>1 person clapping
>The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures
Shit game, way too fucking long for a "speedrun"
>BioShock
Meme game that is run every year ffs
>Dishonored
Might actually be good if they find a new way to run it
>Wolfenstein: The New Order
Linear FPS with cut scenes what is the point?
>Amnesia: The Dark Descent
Pure unfiltered shit, fucking garbage
>Star Wars: Dark Forces
Don't know anything about it but might be good
>Star Wars: Jedi Knight - Jedi Academy
This was a good game I wonder if the speedrun will be too?
>Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Don't know why someone would speedrun this?
>Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Blacklist
Ubishit cinematic garbage game for a speedrun, decent game in it's own right
>Jet Set Radio
Meme game run every fucking year to death and people are sick of it
>Oddworld Abe's Oddysee: New'n' Tasty
Decent game to speedrun I guess
I'm gonna be watching like 2 out of the next ten it seems
>>343834734
>watching divegrass
at 4:00? are you for real?
>>343834680
have fun being stressed as fuck and dealing with the bullshit education system.
>>343834751
On the other hand there's lot of games like Switch Force and Shantae that I would have never heard of without speedrunning, and I now enjoy playing.Fuck the shantae fanbase though holy shit are they ever cringy autists obsessed with pixel pussyAnd fuck WayForward while I'm at it because this is who they cater to
10 FRAME PERFECT INPUTS
>>343834734
You're wrong mate.
Proud Pollack signing in.
>>343834847
Dark Forces is literally Doom clone. But a good one.
>>343834848
i don't know what time it is there nor do I care. but you guys are probably watching re-runs of it anyway.
It's so boring to watch speedruns of old 2D zelda
>>343834695
I know it sounds silly but the fact that there are 2 streams at the same time really puts me off
I finished Hard Reset
They still haven't fucking finished.
Jesus
>>343834028
I didn't say cringe I just said his voice sounded like cottage cheese. These mods are sensitive as fuck
Why the fuck am I watching some nerd playing a shit Zelda game when I could be playing Drakengard 3 on my PS Triple?
Looking through the schedule this may well be the worst fucking GDQ I've ever witnessed, so much utter shit and too much of the same
WOWWW
>Normie friend sees SGDQ promotion on colbert and knows I watch it
>Tunes in for this run
>More corny jokes than actual game discussion
>Le this game sucks avgn humor
>Stereotypical lispy nerd narrating
Can't these guys not be autistic for like 5 minutes
>>343834907
i can land combos in sf5 so i guess i can do 10 frame perfects
>>343834847
>Meme game run every fucking year to death and people are sick of it
Can anyone explain why this is so popular? It's a good game but its treated like a GOAT
>>343834847
>Linear FPS with cut scenes what is the point?
tons of OOB sections and it's fun to watch.
>>343834847
>Don't know why someone would speedrun this?
>not wanting to see KOTOR horribly broken when its already broken as fuck by default
>>343835035
good blog post anon
>>343834313
the fuck, its a new game, why the fuck not
>>343834997
Pick a game that's not 3 hours long.
You need longer games to survive Zelda's Onslaught.
>>343834973
What two streams are you referring to?
>>343834847
The Dark Forces II run last year was fucking baller, should be gud.
Last time they ran Bioshock 1 was in 2014.
I agree with you on JSR, when the fuck are they going to do a JSRF run?
>>343834927
Bonnie Scotland reporting in
>>343835035
not possible they can't change there nature
Slash-vee-slash has shit on every run. What do you fucking want?!?!!?
>>343835035
tell him to come back in a couple hours.
>>343835092
Thanks. I wasn't sure if I should have posted it or not, but your response validates the post as a good move.
you know that one dude in your twitch chat that doesn't speedrun, but watches all kinds of runners, takes notes, theorycrafts, and generally praises you for doing cool shit that they would never want/be able to do?
you guys are not that guy.
>>343834847
Kill yourself my dude
>>343834313
>weird glitches in a halo game
Halo games are terribly boring to watch to me
>>343835057
Why did you quote me multiple times? hownew.ru?
>Can anyone explain why this is so popular? It's a good game but its treated like a GOAT
No idea, it's good but SEGA fans - so who knows.
>tons of OOB sections and it's fun to watch.
Okay maybe I'll give it a look.
>not wanting to see KOTOR horribly broken when its already broken as fuck by default
Exactly it's a 100 year old game that is already broken as fuck so there is nothing new to see and should be replaced by something else
How is Furi? Will it be fun? Its out in like 8 hours
>>343835186
You :3
>>343835035
To be honest he probably suspects you are homosexual now.
Sissy Gays Done Quick
>>343835186
pussy
>>343835035
>chooses hobby that is an autism magnet
>complains about autism
Try football
cant wait for all the four hour zelda "Speed" runs!!!
>>343834825
Not sure, never got a chance to look at it.
>>343835028
Looks like he ready to bust a nut
>>343835253
...why?
>>343835260
Dunno but the reviews were fucking good so I'll be PS+ ing it
Daily remider that someone made this monstrocity to play this game with friends
http://www.racketboy.com/retro/nintendo/gamecube/legend-of-zelda-four-swords-5-gamecubes-5-tvs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3NNZ65Z0IyE
Guys, doesn't it sound like the links are yelling "hype hype hype"?
How appropriate! XD
>>343835258
>thinking I want to edit my post uuuu
>>343835258
>Exactly it's a 100 year old game that is already broken as fuck so there is nothing new to see and should be replaced by something else
Like most of the games. I really don't want to crunch numbers for this reply and won't but at least half of all speedruns are of games that are 5+ years old and probably 30% are 10+ years old.
>>343835186
F-zero
>>343834658
>fourswords number 1 on twitch front page
its fine nig
I'm tapping out fuck this. Cya.
>>343835250
Make it Skyrim without bugs
>>343835250
Nope, still hate skyward sword.
>I just did 147 half-frame perfect skips
>>343835437
Me to
tottal ZZZZZZZ fest
>>343835354
shit's free on ps+, thank the lord.
>>343833923
he also "joked" about killing everyone in the room
>>343835035
That sense of humiliation you're feeling? The prosecution for just living your life the way you want?
That's what you mother fucking get for associating with normies. That's what always happens and to be quite honest with you, you fully deserve it.
That poor guy in the middle is trying so hard to stay awake.
>>343835186
squids
>tune in
>boring, leave
>tune in 2 hours later
>still boring, leave
>tune in 1 hour later
>still fucking boring
Im so. fucking. tired. of nintendo. games.
end my life. End this shit. Make them learn something new.
>>343832150
this might be the edgiest thing ive ever seen before
>>343835381
That's actually kind of amazing.
Just woke up, have I missed any good runs?
Whats the local time at the event?
OH FUCK, HE JUST SAID TRIGGERS
>Banned
so tell me what the fuck happened to cosmo
>>343835542
GIVE HIM YOUR ENERGY /v/
\o/
>>343835542
which rider is this
>>343835354
For listing a lot of shit no one cares about, unironically using the term "meme game" and shitting on games you've obviously never played.
>>343835576
You'd rather watch a 7 hour Final Fantasy run?
oh Zelda is still on see you in an hour
Zelda? More like ZZZZZZZZZZZelda, amirite?
>your dream block
-every mario game ever (they all make good -speedruns for some reason)
all the 2d sonics
-crash team racing
-undertale pacifist
-Super Metroid, any% and 100%
-a few random indie platformers that need exposure
-just take chraristmatic runners like Spike and Kirbymastah and let them do blind runs
-Speedrun of a game that literally just came out
-more Japanese runners
>>343835636
Wizard.
I'll warn you that Wizard is honestly pretty boring
>>343835390
>thinking I want to edit my post uuuu
????
>>343835390
>Like most of the games. I really don't want to crunch numbers for this reply and won't but at least half of all speedruns are of games that are 5+ years old and probably 30% are 10+ years old.
No, no I agree, but that is my problem, there are many more games out there that get submitted that never get accepted because for some reason they need 5 hour zeldas every year. At least KOTOR isn't that long
>2 minutes of going through doors
>>343835632
John Fucking Numbers happened.
what's the longest speedrun?
Stiv is playing star fox 64 and not going "uuuuuUUUUUUUU" into the mic (so far)
>>343835673
Not him but I'll take anything over Zelda run #83636 and Mario run #73634
>>343835636
Kamen Rider Wizard Hurricane form
>namedropping his waifu
>she
>>343835750
Yugioh Hidden Memories 100%
>>343835701
>-undertale pacifist
Not only has Toby said that he doesn't want UT at GDQ, on top of that I doubt you'd be able to skip very much of it.
>>343835576
Not all Nintendo games are bad to watch, but they pick the same fucking ones way too much
>>343835638
>For having opinions I don't like
thought so, "same to you loser"
>>343835750
baten kaitos 100%
345 hours
>>343835701
so basically, find /v/'s time machine and go back to when these events weren't jaded and cynical.
I swear the only reason these autists love Zelda so much is they didn't have any friends to play multiplayer games or go do stuff outside with
>>343835750
Isn't there some 24 hour speed run or something
was that a swastika?
>>343835750
Super Mario RPG for this sgdq
>>343835701
0xwas running Amigami
>>343835863
dude, great post
How is there 4 Links?
I don't get it.
I thought the hero of time was always just souls that floats through different Links in time.
PUSHING THE LIMITS
BEYOND HUMANITY
FSA SPEED RUNNING REQUIRES ROBOTIC ARMS
>>343835840
why do you care so much about your furry god?
let them run it, i guarantee you 90% of the poeple who watch this shit have played undertale
>>343835686
is that a bee?
by all laws of aviation, bees shouldn't be able to fly
>>343835826
Is it the 4 hour one?
I think the Metroid Prime all parts is 6+ hours, isn't it?
>>343835765
Don't compare Mario to Zelda.
Platformers are atleast pleasant to watch and don't lasts 2-3 hours.
When will it end, these guys even sound boring.
>>343835710
I've only ever watched W and Amazons and only really liked Amazons, wish there was more like it
>>343835863
That's literally why I like Zelda
>>343835750
>>343835851
Baten Kaitos.
Its ridiculous.
>>343835895
Animal Crossing 100% on GCN is over 24 hours currently. I think I heard they got it down to 51 hours.
>>343835257
I'm saying it's better than this shit on stream, birds eye view and all he does is roll through walls WAOOOWW
>>343835969
More like 100+ hours
>>343835750
Animal Crossing 100% no clock change
350 days
The runners voice is starting to annoy me.
>>343836020
>"""""""""""""""Speedrunning""""""""""""""""" 100% of an RPG
>>343835950
also i don't think toby gets a say if someone actually bothers running it
>>343835851
In one sitting wow, how is that even considered a speedrun?
>all of these balding young males
What went wrong?
>>343835750
Baten Kaitos 100%. Someone was talking about it a few threads ago, you have to wait 300 hours to get ONE item.
>>343835826
WR on Forbidden Memories 100% is 95 hours.
WR on Baten Kaitos 100% is 342 hours.
This isn't that bad a run. At least I don't think so. Then again I've never played a 2d Zelda so I'm just easily amazed at how much shit they put into these games.
>>343836070
Wouldn't you have to start it at a certain day and month for that to work perfectly
>>343836139
nu-males, anon.
>>343836139
Stress from speedrunning
>>343836139
masturbating
>>343836115
>>343836020
>>343836089
It's not really a run at all. There's one item in the game that requires 340 hours of playtime to get, so you do like 10 hours of stuff and then just leave the game running for a couple weeks.
>>343835950
>>343836103
Hold the phone.
I don't care what Toby thinks about speedrunning Undertale, but GDQ is going to care. It's not realistically going to be at the event. Period.
>>343835947
speedrunners didn't ask for this
>>343836173
that's why I said it's roughly 350 and not 365
>>343836174
Why does balding make you a nu male?
>>343836174
Balding is the result of high test though
holy fuck i just tuned in, how has anyone survived an hour and 55 mins of this shit run by the manchild without an adam's apple
>>343836139
Something in the food or water. Like seriously, maybe it's some of the preservatives or some shit that is turning everyone into brain damaged retards, myself included
>>343836163
i thought these four swords games were just gimmicky shit, but there's a ton of content here.
DENTAL PLAN
ZELDA NEEDS BRACES
>only 25 more minutes
>>343836240
Yes exactly, that's why it's ridiculous. But as far as I know no other game has that long of a time.
>>343836278
Most people haven't
The room is empty and even the middle guy on the couch is falling asleep
>>343836278
it has been extremely painful
>this guy on the couch rattling off all these puns that are met with absolute silence
>>343836271
>"i-i-i just have really high testosterone..."
keep telling yourself that, buddy.
>>343836397
You're a big guy.
>>343836282
There's actually a lot of smart people, and the average person is smarter than ever. We're just retarded
Didn't they already beat this colored-arm crab boss 30 minutes ago?
>>343836424
Beta cucklord fAggot
>>343836087
I never minded it living with him for 3 years.
>>343836348
There is. If my friends liked games like this I'd probably wanna play it eith them.
>speedrunning a 4 player game by yourself
Was it autism?
>>343836385
Yeah, it's the longest one I know of, but I feel like the metric of "longest run where you're actually playing for most of the time" is more interesting.
For that I think Yu Gi Oh Forbidden Memories 100% takes the cake. There's others that are theoretically higher I'm sure, but I think that's the longest that's actually been achieved.
>>343836404
is it worse when he makes a joke met with absolute silence, or when he makes a joke met with one half-hearted pity laugh?
>tfw bored
>>343836475
But you never hear about manchildren or weirdos existing in such numbers in the past. Were they always around?
>not letting the guy read donations even though nothing is happening
LMAO
>>343836517
>lashing out like a high estrogen numale
Absolutely pathetic
>>343836549
>GDQ
>Was it autism?
>>343836580
VAI VAI VAI VAI VAI VAI VAI
>>343836580
Is this some latino kids show?
Make a new thread faglords
>>343836561
Neither one is very interesting t b h. Anything that leaves the territory of "Real time attempt" and by that I mean in one sitting, gets dull.
>>343836580
NEVER EVER
>>343836271
Care to explain? Balding at 20 here
>>343836526
Yeah, I find it pretty soothing.
>>343836583
Normally weirdos and manchildren would live silent, lonely lives. Now you can find out all about them on 4chan.org
>>343836583
The Internet exposed these kinds of people
HIYAH HIYAH HIYAH
Do people think their donations are funny?
>>343836397
This run is the bane of my existence.
So what have been some of the good runs this sgdq so far?
Dunno how many people actually watched it, but did anyone watch 1080 Avalanche?I'm wondering how bad I did on the couch because I've been looking for honest feedback and twitch chat is unreliable
>>343836583
they were kicked out of the house for being useless fucks and the society was less accepting of them
so they either had to get a life or fuck off and die
PIXEL PERFECT
its a bummer that streaming culture has killed segmented runs
>>343836614
>Autism in MY GDQ??
>>343836580
Ffs, I just finished masterbaiting.
>>343836549
What's wrong about it? Many strats are completely different
>>343836714
that fucking donation
>the same fucking jokes every year
>the same fucking jokes every run
>it will never be over
>>343836749
I'd really prefer it if you would be quiet.
new
>>343836781
>>343836583
they were around but they didn't live long. not sure where all these neckbeards are descending from
>>343836681
He's an idiot.
http://tctmed.com/low-t-faq-testosterone-reason-balding/
>>343836580
I want him to take a huge poop on my face.
>>343836745
Catherine
>>343836745
Catherine was 10/10
>>343836749
I watched it all and enjoyed it. I actually thought going into it that it was 1080 Snowboarding on N64 and was mildly disappointed from the get go so whatever. I walked in to the run with complete surprise.
Banter 8/10
Execution 9/10
Entertainment value of the game 7/10
Overall 8/10 probably will never watch again but it was enjoyable to watch live.
>>343836749
I watched it and no one really stood out as being annoying
A lot better than this guy with a lisp talking during this shit run
>>343836749
>WOO: the run
I remember watching the NASA event a couple of months ago and there was an EarthBound speedrun that was over 5 hours long. So this run ain't nothing. You guys must have ADHD or something.
>>343837278
I'm glad it didn't end up becoming the new HOIPE
>>343836653
sunday afternoon brazilian show.
average /v/ poster
Which GDQ stream had the speed runner who turned around to the couch guy who kept making shitty jokes and told him to be quiet?
>>343837516
prime alpha male
>>343837617
no idea
>>343837617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM
>>343837617
You mean the Tomba 2 run? That was sgdq 2014.
did that guy ever post her nudes?
>>343837806
>>343837869
Yep, this was it. What an annoying fuck.
>>343837617
our boy, cavemandcj
Hello anons, I have recently been in touch with some speedrunners and am attempting to get GDQ to reach out to new niches by running new games and these are the games I am currently pushing them to accept next time around. Please give feedback on these choices, whether or not you want to see it and why or why not, thank you.
>Wild ARMS - (51m11s) WR, insanely good run, tricks and glitches throughout
>Dark Cloud - (~10m) Crazy glitch run skipping majority of game
>Alundra - (estimates vary), very skillful run, BUT as long as typical zelda run
>Illusion of Gaia - (< 2h) Classic game, hasn't been run in years despite submission
>Sly 2, 3 or 4 (Thieves in Time) - estimates vary, has skillful moments, glitches and lots of content
>Demon's Crest (40m) - Great castlevania-esque game, hasn't been accepted in years.
>Ape Escape 2 or 3 - (1h30m) - Very skillful, fun to watch, perfect length, mostly ignored)
>MediEvil 1 or 2 - ~(1h) - Great games, multiple skips, cool jumps and boss kills
>Terranigma - (~2h) - Amazing game, tons of skips, some glitches and boss kills.
Thanks for your time anons.
>>343837895no_
>shoots the green f-fuck first
>>343838109
>Wild ARMS - (51m11s) WR, insanely good run, tricks and glitches throughout
no
>Dark Cloud - (~10m) Crazy glitch run skipping majority of game
no
>Alundra - (estimates vary), very skillful run, BUT as long as typical zelda run
no
>Illusion of Gaia - (< 2h) Classic game, hasn't been run in years despite submission
no
>Sly 2, 3 or 4 (Thieves in Time) - estimates vary, has skillful moments, glitches and lots of content
maybe
>Demon's Crest (40m) - Great castlevania-esque game, hasn't been accepted in years.
no
>Ape Escape 2 or 3 - (1h30m) - Very skillful, fun to watch, perfect length, mostly ignored)
definitely
>MediEvil 1 or 2 - ~(1h) - Great games, multiple skips, cool jumps and boss kills
yes
>Terranigma - (~2h) - Amazing game, tons of skips, some glitches and boss kills.
no way
>>343838285
I appreciate your reply but PLEASE try to give a reason, even if it is small, thanks.
>>343838109
Holy shit these ALL sound fantastic.
>Terranigma
Jesus christ YES
>>343838109
>i'm attempting to get gdq to accept runs in the middle of SGDQ when they are only interested in submissions during the submission period 3 months before each GDQ
k
>>343838285
fuck you wild arms is GOAT
>>343838109
Wild ARMS sounds good since it's a good length and also a JRPG which is rare (usually JRPGs are too long)
Dark Cloud couldn't hurt since it's so short
Terranigma is a good game so I'd accept 2 hrs for that
>>343838390
Thanks anon, me and one other guy chose them because we think they would bring a new niche viewer group who could donate and because the games are all great. Please give any extra feedback is possible (to all anons replying)
>>343838428
I think it's obvious that I mean for the next event anon, please don't antagonize anons for fun friend.
>>343838667
Might wanna post that in the new thread >>343836781 since this one is auto-saging due to bump limit
>>343838784
Ah thanks anon.
