Now: Zelda
Next: Not Zelda
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
When are they playing Zelda?
memes
>>343825580
Any minute now.
What happened to Zelda?
memes
It kind of looks like the pink haired guy was wearing a five guys shirt
>kirbymastah
JESUS CHRIST I DIDN'T THINK THIS COULD GET ANY WORSE
>Kirbymastah on the couch
residentsleeper
>TFW Raw is on and you WANT to miss Zeldo
>runner's voice
this is gonna be a long one
2:20:00 of four swords and not even doing it with 3 other players FUCK ME
>>343825637
she was done quick
>est. 2:20:00
whelp fuck that i'm out
>2 more hours of zelda
god why
why is everyone so THICC at these events
2 hours 20 minutes of this....blarghhh
>>343825687
>>343825698
No headset/mic though.
I didn't play this game, should i care about spoilers?
>>343825580
They just wrapped up Links Awakening and they're about to start Four Sword Adventures. Not even gonna lie- I normally don't love either of those, but the dudes running the last one were genuinely funny and entertaining so it made me enjoy it way more than I might have.
>>343825770
eat or be eaten
>American prime time
>Freedom Day
>lets air 4 hours of spinoff Zelda games
who the hell scheduled this shit
>Two hours long
How is this a speedrun?
>2 hours 2 minutes estimate
>he has a gf and you don't
What's your excuse?
>>343825721
>2:20
oh my fuck
>>343825698
>>343825687
Why the hate on the kirbymastah?
I wish he'd get to run Fire Emblem path of radiance while wearing sunglasses.
>2+ hours of Four Swords Adventure
>played s o l o
>tfw you wont ever attend a beta event with your qt3.14 gf and sit in the back and have her blow you when a game is being run.
why go on?
Four Swords Adventures? More like Foreskin Adventures.
2 hours and they can't even be fucked to play multiplayer
>>343825791
> Caring about spoilers
> In a Zelda game
I bet you think he doesn't get a special sword to kill a big bad guy with
>>343825770
they want to be like their idol Big John.
>>343825780
i give it 10 minutes before he notices the fat guy isn't talking and asks for his mic
>>343825721
Sounds likehe has a very feminine penis
>>343825836
does he have4chan /v/though
>playing Four Swords by yourself
I bet he's that guy who plays Mario Party alone and records it.
>>343825874
>no multiplayer
w-wait can you play 4swords single player?
>>343825856
four swords is pretty comfy tho
there are some cool mechanics
this run is actually great; just wait until these cutscenes end
>>343825908
he does
>over two hours
real fucking fast
no wonder the donations are so low
I think FSA is criminally under-looked from a graphics POV.
>>343825698
>>343825687
Mario runs: ResidentSleeper spam, a huge portion of the chat seems to think these games are universally boring to watch
Mega Man runs: ResidentSleeper spam, a huge portion of the chat seems to think these games are universally boring to watch
Zelda runs:ResidentSleeper spam, a huge portion of the chat seems to think these games are universally boring to watch
What the fuck does twitch actually WANT to see? Let me guess, Skyrim and Minecraft?
>>343825802
hey zorlax
>>343825971
This is Four Swords Adventures, not Four Swords
>>343825963
>not enjoying a mario retardy stream
its like you don't enjoy having fun
2:20:00
>2:20:00
This doesn't trigger me.
>>343825496
Oh me ruv zeldo ever one will buyu nextu zeldo right guys?
>watching stream
>notice in the corner
>read it as "Something Autistic.net"
lol
>Playing Four Swords alone
This nigga probably beat the campaign in Mario Party 2
>>343825971
Yeah if you're a fucking geek ass loser
ugh god those forced in Wind Waker Link voices, such out of place.
>2 Hours and Twenty minutes with this little faggot voice
Fuck this shit, I'm gonna play Hard Reset.
>>343826075
>you will never be this happy
This game is the GOAT speedgame, mark my words
>>343825853
>sunglasses indoors
exactly why i hate him
>call the four sword the master sword
I thought these autists were supposed to know this kind of shit
>all these normies that played this game with friends
fucking neck yourselves
>2:20:00
let's get sleepy, anime~
>>343826149
Not at two hours it isn't
>>343826042
Can we see the one on the right's ass? or is she all just titties?
>>343826091
underrated post
post noircat
Estimate: 02:20:00, ffs just kill me now.
>>343826091
DUDE
>>343826232
super mario 64 is the best speedgame ever and it's almost 2 hours
>>343826136
Get back here or I won't suck your pee pee
This entire run is boring.
>>343826232
well meme'd my friend
>>343826091
>>343826017
That free space
>>343826250
the ass is okay
>runner's nasal voice
>>343826041
Their own endless shitposting
Reminder that Violet is the best Link.
>>343826091
B^U
>>343826075
ew dude, is that two guys?
>>343826091
been thinking the same thing allll weekend.
What an unfortunate faggot voice
>>343826186
word
This entire event is boring.
Why do you guys watch this?
>>343826091
new to AGDQ/SGDQ eh?
>primetime during a holiday
>this fucking schlock
kill me
>>343826250
>>343826270
>>343826232
you don't have to watch all of 170 hours in this marathon you autists
go do something productive instead if you dont like it
Watch the run before you shit on it, this is the best zelda speedrun.
>Frame perfect trick
>Use alot during the run
Well shit this is going over estimate.
>Choking on the first big skip of the run
>Frame-perfect trick you have to do many times
This will be the most cringe
>>343826424
i bet there's a lot of poop in there
wow im glad i never played this game
>>343826424
looks promising, any with no clothes covering it?
>2001 a Gem Odyssey
Lame as fuck, but I still laughed.
>>343826362
Reminder that you should shave your boi pussy.
>>343826417
fucking this
its 5 pm and i'm sitting here watching a guy with a lisp playing a multiplayer game by himself
How come even the few white male millenials left who haven't gone full gay or trans STILL talk with the faggot voice?
Last 2 digits of this post is how many minutes this goes over
>>343826434
This is clearly a good speedrun, but this commentary isn't doing it any favors.
You could run the best speedgame in the world at a marathon, but if you don't have a runner or couch to carry it, it's a hecking snoozefest. I hope this is an exception, though.
this is pretty interesting
>>343826402
it's fun to watch with /v/
>>343826504
It's fun if you play with friends but this stupid single player bullshit is autistic as fuck
why can't speedrunning be more inclusive, /v/?
>>343826546
please no
>>343826546
>46
Fuck no...
>>343826091
First time watching, eh?
Press 1 if you think Zelda (and FF) should be banned from GDQ forever.
>having friends to co-op with
This should be illegal. It's not fucking fair. Ban all people who have friends.
>>343826546
goddamn it
Where is blueglass. Where is the black guy what his name again? something with Ice? Was cavemans run based? Finally have time to watch all week.
>>343826508
look up stefania ferrario
>>343826650
haHAA
>This is frame perfect
>that's frame perfect
Yet they never seem to mess up, almost as if they just say it's frame perfect to sound cooler
>Streamer has similar inflections in his voice like Jimmy from South Park without the stutter when he's explaining something.
>>343826686
Only one man playing though.
>>343826434
Dunno if I'm gonna last the full 2 hours but so far I've been enjoying it, the strats look mindfucky as shit
>>343826678
yup, first time watcher, first time donator :)
>>343826737
He passed away
>>343826795
Just like how they say OH MAN THIS BOSS IS HARD then they effortlessly beat it.
>tfw no lisp
whew
>>343826805
Gee whiz guys
>>343826843
Remember to kick cancer's butt!
>>343826893
And every level is "one of the hardest levels in the game"
Four swords still looks great after all these years.
>>343826737
Bluegrass died earlier this year due to complications with his illness.
>>343826893
it's a joke you fucking autist
yeah i mean its almost like they play these games constantly
>>343826795
or almost as if they put hours and hours of practice in the games they run
I like four swords, but 2 hours is too long
>>343825496
2 hours of this shit
>only 160k raised
>>343826084
Fuck you.
>>343826995
>g-guys it's just a joke!
okay retard.
>>343826843
are you from germany?
>>343826737
his mom made a donation in his honor earlier, he ded
>>343826954
Why don't you suck cancer's dick?
>>343827008
Yeah and sports professionals practice hours on end and still don't hit every fucking ball or score every goal
is witwix the most popular speedrunner now that Cosmo is gone?
i swear i see his emotes spammed in every single chat
this guy is sounds nervous or maybe its his annoying voice i can't tell
>>343826979
I never played it but I'm liking how far the camera can move out and how many enemies there can be on screen.
>>343827035
they make 70% of their money in like the last 12 hours every year
Wow this guy is bad.
>>343827089
>implying witwix speedruns anymore
>>343827035
honestly though you get the big donations at the last days since people just feel so obliged and hamfisted that
>CMON GUYS LOOK AT THAT MONEY COUNTER JUST DONATE MORE WERE ALMOST THERE
>>343826983
>>343827047
>blueglass died
what
>guy on the right keeps on randomly speaking softer and softer until hes barely audible while explaining something
>>343827089
Witwix is probably the most popular once-speedrunner currently.
Emphasis on "once."
SOMEONE GET A DOCTOR THIS MUCH CHOKING CAN'T BE HEALTHY
>>343827035
Yes! YES! DIE DIE DIE!!!
>>343827165
colon cancer
>3 days left
>not even 1/6th away from a million dollar goal
>>343826795
>Yet they never seem to mess up
>Runner just choked on a trcik 3-4 times in a row
Well now what?
>>343826973
"I'm gonna need some serious time for the next few minutes."
Then they do something super simple. Or even better it is something insanely difficult, but the couch can't shut up about how difficult it is while the person is trying to do it.
>>343826650
cause women have to actualy be good at games to speedrun them
>>343827045
Wait is that actually an inside joke? I thought it might be. It took me until like the 9th person in a row who's message started with "Greetings from Germany!" before I started to think they might be fucking around.
>>343827213
um, its only 1 day in out of 7
>an insignificant skip in a 2 hour 20 minute speedrun
FUCK OFF
>>343827053
As long as its a feminine penis.
>>343827106
Yes he has a shaky voice. Public speaking is a bitch.
>>343827213
This happens every time and it still hits a million.
>>343826650
The person who held the Dustforce WR was a girl for a while.
>>343827213
isn't this a week long marathon
>>343827089
Witiwx is:
>Not a speedrunner
>An insecure kike
>His stream community is cancer of the highest caliber
He self-admittedly used speedrunning as a stepping-stool to popularity because he realized that there was an opportunity to be had. I can't fault him for that, but he's just an asshole.
His community is a cancer that tries to spread itself everywhere and anywhere through emotes.
>estimated time for Four Swords is fucking 2+ hours
Might as well call it quits and wait for tomorrow's runs
>>343827213
don't worry they will miraculously raise half a million the last day
>>343827202
nah I don't believe he's ded, you're messing with me
>>343827256
germany has a lot of cancer apparently
>>343827171
>you will never have an extreme beta nerd friend who is basically your unpaid assistant
>>343827265
>pierced nipples
dropped
>>343827121
I had forgotten about those visual effects in this game. Things like the fire and explosions still hold up.
This runner sounds like that one guy from tumblr who does animations, sounds like a higher-pitched Kermit the Frog, and got in a fight with his girlfriend.
Does anyone know the guy I'm talking about?
>that lip smacking
>>343827368
yeah, it's calledgermans
>>343827202
Just googled it and couldn't find anything. You're lying.
everyone keeps saying blueglass died, his donation yesterday said "sorry i cant be there this year".
k
>my wife's son
>>343827392
goddamn I wanna fuck Link in the ass so bad
>>343827413
shmorky?
>didn't catch a recording of the donation
>wife's son
who did that lol
>>343827413
Shmorky ?
MY WIFE'S SON
whats his name?
did i just here a "wife's son" donation?
>>343827342
fuck witwix and his stupid girlfriend
the faggot could afford a subaru just by playin the same fuckin game over n over
>>343827402
thats the only thing i dont like about her
he clearly said "my son"
Q-whap uhh ration. Anonanonmys. Because of it and the uh...
>mfw i heard it as "my wife's son"
>hear wife and son in the same sentence
>instantly assume the worst
>>343827087
because they're competing against real human beings and not a video game?
because runners are mostly always playing the same game with the same route?
also games are relatively more consistent
you couldn't find a shittier analogy
Are twitch chats always this cancerous on big streams? It's a steady stream of WutFace and VAC.
>>343827368
BARRIER IS ON YOU, GO
>>343827513
>What are (instant) VODs
>What are Twitch Clips
>What is Oddshot
>>343827472
he can't be there cause he died
He saw wifes son
That fucker made it out like it was wife and son and best friend.
RUINING THE MEME REEEEEEEEEEEE
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT
>my cuckold memes in my speedruns
>>343827035
TFW when they keep doing the killz or save the animals for the 4th year now expecting it to keep raising money. which it clearly isn't doign anymore
>>343827265
>>343827368
more of her ass
>wife's son
>>343827504
>>343827519
Yeah, that's him.
Thanks.
>fat shaming
BANNED
Did anyone get a Twitch clip of the wife's son donation? I missed it.
>>343827392
>>343827526
Dont forgive his sins
>>343827574
If it's so easy then you make a sound webm, post it on /wsg/ and link it here hot-fucking-shot.
>>343827342
>insecure kike
just because he makes more money than you doesn't make him a jew
>>343827147
>>343827164
yeah that's when the Anonymous donation bots kicked in, last AGDQ was full of that in the last 2-3 days. Probably to make sure PCF still has a good image of bringing in money to the 1 Million goal.
>>343827405
Also those passing cloud shadows, and watr reflections.
I haven't seen burnable grass like in FSA in a Zelda game until BotW was shown at E3 this year.
>>made a fat women joke
BANNED4LIFE
>>343827691
I'll retract the kike part, but not insecure. I don't know why, but being bashed by /srg/ seems to genuinely bother the guy enough that he still responds to it every once in a while to this day.
>>343827213
>>343827262
well day 2 of 7
>>343827613
gosh anon just appreciate her beauty and dont objectify her ok?!
>>343827704
yeah i think its a tactic to get people to donate. i see it a lot with streamers. they have their own bot accounts to donate and it inclines people to donate as well even though they are fake
>suddenly realize why I am liking this speed run
>the voices of the 4 links sounds like the patapons voices
I already rate this run 9/10
>>343827561
This one is much worse because it's not just a big stream, but it's full of redditors, tumblr users, 9fags, and people from neogaf. It's full of autists, whiteknights, and people with no self-awareness.
>People making fun of the donation totals
>Don't realize its basically even with last years SGDQ at this point
>>343827307
Before transitioning or before somebody beat her time?
Let's discuss about Zelda for a while.
It is the game and series that changed adventure games forever?
I love the autismos con so much. At least it is for the good of mankind. Good on them I say pip pip!
>>343827824
yet we have 2 hours of full on lisps
>>343827821
You gotta appreciate the beauty of a fine ass, as well. It's part of the package. mooar
>>343827824
God I miss Patapon. It was impossible not to at least bob your head along with the music in that game.
>>343827342
He's planning on learning DKC2 speedrun. But yeah, he's not no dedicated speedrunner and obviously was more in it to get to popularity than speedrunning, but you can't get popular or good at a speedrun without some secret level of autistic talent for it.
>bioshock
>dishonored
>wolfenstein
>amnesia
thank god but its a shame since fps have some glitchy shit to it
>>343827704
>we have an anonymous $3000 donation with no comment
>$5000 from anonymous who says "Kick cancer's butt!"
>>343827871
/v/ is always in TORtanic mode, anon.
>>343827897
Ye and it made my prepubescent pee pee hard in 2006
oh boy i love 2+ hour zelda runs
>>343825708
>anyone wanting to watch rusev vs titus or a nontitle champion vs champion match
>>343827862
>Chat is consistently more offensive than 4chan
>GDQ on damage control timing out people for using global emotes if the context is slightly offensive
Not sure how emote/meme spamming is white knighting because that's literally all the chat does.
2 MORE HOURS OF ZELDA
with bumbling autists
well, what I've expected?
Boardwalk Empire it is.
Tschüss
>wallth
>gapth
didnt know this had started
Anything autistic happened yet?
>>343827862
I'm used to chats with R9K mode enabled, so I don't see much of this flow of REKT and R E S E T.it's fucking awful
>>343828031
i came 4 KURR ANGLE
>>343828072
you answered your own question there
>>343828060
Why don't people with lisps just talk properly?
>>343827821
>>343827991
yeah the donation tracker pretty much made those fake hundred-dollar anonymous donations pretty obvious.
>>343828112
>Kurt Angle
he's going to explode into a pile of painkiller-addled dust doing a missed moonsault off the cage spot for a crowd of 20 people
>>343828112
>kurt actually being on this show
>>343828021
What's wrong baby girl?
HAVE ANY OF THE RUNS BEEN GOOD SO FAR
>>343828102
r9k is literally cancer though
GREETINGS
>>343827940
>DKC2
Good fucking luck, DKC2 is optimized, punishing, and really runs you down. There's a wide variety of glitches that range from easy every time to huge fucking pain, but it's not uncommon to miss even the easy ones occasionally.
Witwix is just smart, that's it. He's charismatic enough to attract the following that he has, and was wise to act on his instincts and go all in on speedrunning and streaming. He's really reminds me of Trihex, just with a brain.
4 link
lol
4 LINK
>>343828223
I thought the Catherine one was pretty good
>>343828224
The board or the mode?
>>343828102
the RESET spam is the best part of this shit chat
>>343828223
DKCTF race
