SGDQ 2016 - Zelda Block
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Now: Zelda
Next: Not Zelda
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
When are they playing Zelda?
memes
>>343825580
Any minute now.
What happened to Zelda?
memes
It kind of looks like the pink haired guy was wearing a five guys shirt
>kirbymastah
JESUS CHRIST I DIDN'T THINK THIS COULD GET ANY WORSE
>Kirbymastah on the couch
residentsleeper
>TFW Raw is on and you WANT to miss Zeldo
>runner's voice
this is gonna be a long one
2:20:00 of four swords and not even doing it with 3 other players FUCK ME
>>343825637
she was done quick
>est. 2:20:00
whelp fuck that i'm out
>2 more hours of zelda
god why
why is everyone so THICC at these events
2 hours 20 minutes of this....blarghhh
>>343825687
>>343825698
No headset/mic though.
I didn't play this game, should i care about spoilers?
>>343825580
They just wrapped up Links Awakening and they're about to start Four Sword Adventures. Not even gonna lie- I normally don't love either of those, but the dudes running the last one were genuinely funny and entertaining so it made me enjoy it way more than I might have.
>>343825770
eat or be eaten
>American prime time
>Freedom Day
>lets air 4 hours of spinoff Zelda games
who the hell scheduled this shit
>Two hours long
How is this a speedrun?
>2 hours 2 minutes estimate
>he has a gf and you don't
What's your excuse?
>>343825721
>2:20
oh my fuck
>>343825698
>>343825687
Why the hate on the kirbymastah?
I wish he'd get to run Fire Emblem path of radiance while wearing sunglasses.
>2+ hours of Four Swords Adventure
>played s o l o
>tfw you wont ever attend a beta event with your qt3.14 gf and sit in the back and have her blow you when a game is being run.
why go on?
Four Swords Adventures? More like Foreskin Adventures.
2 hours and they can't even be fucked to play multiplayer
>>343825791
> Caring about spoilers
> In a Zelda game
I bet you think he doesn't get a special sword to kill a big bad guy with
>>343825770
they want to be like their idol Big John.
>>343825780
i give it 10 minutes before he notices the fat guy isn't talking and asks for his mic
>>343825721
Sounds likehe has a very feminine penis
>>343825836
does he have4chan /v/though
>playing Four Swords by yourself
I bet he's that guy who plays Mario Party alone and records it.
>>343825874
>no multiplayer
w-wait can you play 4swords single player?
>>343825856
four swords is pretty comfy tho
there are some cool mechanics
this run is actually great; just wait until these cutscenes end
>>343825908
he does
>over two hours
real fucking fast
no wonder the donations are so low
I think FSA is criminally under-looked from a graphics POV.
Mario runs: ResidentSleeper spam, a huge portion of the chat seems to think these games are universally boring to watch
Mega Man runs: ResidentSleeper spam, a huge portion of the chat seems to think these games are universally boring to watch
Zelda runs:ResidentSleeper spam, a huge portion of the chat seems to think these games are universally boring to watch
What the fuck does twitch actually WANT to see? Let me guess, Skyrim and Minecraft?
>>343825802
hey zorlax
>>343825971
This is Four Swords Adventures, not Four Swords
>>343825963
>not enjoying a mario retardy stream
its like you don't enjoy having fun
2:20:00
>2:20:00
This doesn't trigger me.
>>343825496
Oh me ruv zeldo ever one will buyu nextu zeldo right guys?
>watching stream
>notice in the corner
>read it as "Something Autistic.net"
lol
>Playing Four Swords alone
This nigga probably beat the campaign in Mario Party 2
>>343825971
Yeah if you're a fucking geek ass loser
ugh god those forced in Wind Waker Link voices, such out of place.
>2 Hours and Twenty minutes with this little faggot voice
Fuck this shit, I'm gonna play Hard Reset.
>>343826075
>you will never be this happy
This game is the GOAT speedgame, mark my words
>>343825853
>sunglasses indoors
exactly why i hate him
>call the four sword the master sword
I thought these autists were supposed to know this kind of shit
>all these normies that played this game with friends
fucking neck yourselves
>2:20:00
let's get sleepy, anime~
>>343826149
Not at two hours it isn't
>>343826042
Can we see the one on the right's ass? or is she all just titties?
>>343826091
underrated post
post noircat
Estimate: 02:20:00, ffs just kill me now.
>>343826091
DUDE
>>343826232
super mario 64 is the best speedgame ever and it's almost 2 hours
>>343826136
Get back here or I won't suck your pee pee
This entire run is boring.
>>343826232
well meme'd my friend
>>343826017
That free space
>>343826250
the ass is okay
>runner's nasal voice
>>343826041
Their own endless shitposting
Reminder that Violet is the best Link.
>>343826091
B^U
>>343826075
ew dude, is that two guys?
>>343826091
been thinking the same thing allll weekend.
What an unfortunate faggot voice
>>343826186
word
This entire event is boring.
Why do you guys watch this?
>>343826091
new to AGDQ/SGDQ eh?
>primetime during a holiday
>this fucking schlock
kill me
>>343826270
>>343826232
you don't have to watch all of 170 hours in this marathon you autists
go do something productive instead if you dont like it
Watch the run before you shit on it, this is the best zelda speedrun.
>Frame perfect trick
>Use alot during the run
Well shit this is going over estimate.
>Choking on the first big skip of the run
>Frame-perfect trick you have to do many times
This will be the most cringe
>>343826424
i bet there's a lot of poop in there
wow im glad i never played this game
>>343826424
looks promising, any with no clothes covering it?
>2001 a Gem Odyssey
Lame as fuck, but I still laughed.
>>343826362
Reminder that you should shave your boi pussy.
>>343826417
fucking this
its 5 pm and i'm sitting here watching a guy with a lisp playing a multiplayer game by himself
How come even the few white male millenials left who haven't gone full gay or trans STILL talk with the faggot voice?
Last 2 digits of this post is how many minutes this goes over
>>343826434
This is clearly a good speedrun, but this commentary isn't doing it any favors.
You could run the best speedgame in the world at a marathon, but if you don't have a runner or couch to carry it, it's a hecking snoozefest. I hope this is an exception, though.
this is pretty interesting
>>343826402
it's fun to watch with /v/
>>343826504
It's fun if you play with friends but this stupid single player bullshit is autistic as fuck
why can't speedrunning be more inclusive, /v/?
>>343826546
please no
>>343826546
>46
Fuck no...
>>343826091
First time watching, eh?
Press 1 if you think Zelda (and FF) should be banned from GDQ forever.
>having friends to co-op with
This should be illegal. It's not fucking fair. Ban all people who have friends.
>>343826546
goddamn it
Where is blueglass. Where is the black guy what his name again? something with Ice? Was cavemans run based? Finally have time to watch all week.
>>343826508
look up stefania ferrario
>>343826650
haHAA
>This is frame perfect
>that's frame perfect
Yet they never seem to mess up, almost as if they just say it's frame perfect to sound cooler
>Streamer has similar inflections in his voice like Jimmy from South Park without the stutter when he's explaining something.
>>343826686
Only one man playing though.
>>343826434
Dunno if I'm gonna last the full 2 hours but so far I've been enjoying it, the strats look mindfucky as shit
>>343826678
yup, first time watcher, first time donator :)
>>343826737
He passed away
>>343826795
Just like how they say OH MAN THIS BOSS IS HARD then they effortlessly beat it.
>tfw no lisp
whew
>>343826805
Gee whiz guys
>>343826843
Remember to kick cancer's butt!
>>343826893
And every level is "one of the hardest levels in the game"
Four swords still looks great after all these years.
>>343826737
Bluegrass died earlier this year due to complications with his illness.
>>343826893
it's a joke you fucking autist
yeah i mean its almost like they play these games constantly
>>343826795
or almost as if they put hours and hours of practice in the games they run
I like four swords, but 2 hours is too long
>>343825496
2 hours of this shit
>only 160k raised
>>343826084
Fuck you.
>>343826995
>g-guys it's just a joke!
okay retard.
>>343826843
are you from germany?
>>343826737
his mom made a donation in his honor earlier, he ded
>>343826954
Why don't you suck cancer's dick?
>>343827008
Yeah and sports professionals practice hours on end and still don't hit every fucking ball or score every goal
is witwix the most popular speedrunner now that Cosmo is gone?
i swear i see his emotes spammed in every single chat
this guy is sounds nervous or maybe its his annoying voice i can't tell
>>343826979
I never played it but I'm liking how far the camera can move out and how many enemies there can be on screen.
>>343827035
they make 70% of their money in like the last 12 hours every year
Wow this guy is bad.
>>343827089
>implying witwix speedruns anymore
>>343827035
honestly though you get the big donations at the last days since people just feel so obliged and hamfisted that
>CMON GUYS LOOK AT THAT MONEY COUNTER JUST DONATE MORE WERE ALMOST THERE
>>343826983
>>343827047
>blueglass died
what
>guy on the right keeps on randomly speaking softer and softer until hes barely audible while explaining something
>>343827089
Witwix is probably the most popular once-speedrunner currently.
Emphasis on "once."
SOMEONE GET A DOCTOR THIS MUCH CHOKING CAN'T BE HEALTHY
>>343827035
Yes! YES! DIE DIE DIE!!!
>>343827165
colon cancer
>3 days left
>not even 1/6th away from a million dollar goal
>>343826795
>Yet they never seem to mess up
>Runner just choked on a trcik 3-4 times in a row
Well now what?
>>343826973
"I'm gonna need some serious time for the next few minutes."
Then they do something super simple. Or even better it is something insanely difficult, but the couch can't shut up about how difficult it is while the person is trying to do it.
>>343826650
cause women have to actualy be good at games to speedrun them
>>343827045
Wait is that actually an inside joke? I thought it might be. It took me until like the 9th person in a row who's message started with "Greetings from Germany!" before I started to think they might be fucking around.
>>343827213
um, its only 1 day in out of 7
>an insignificant skip in a 2 hour 20 minute speedrun
FUCK OFF
>>343827053
As long as its a feminine penis.
>>343827106
Yes he has a shaky voice. Public speaking is a bitch.
>>343827213
This happens every time and it still hits a million.
>>343826650
The person who held the Dustforce WR was a girl for a while.
>>343827213
isn't this a week long marathon
>>343827089
Witiwx is:
>Not a speedrunner
>An insecure kike
>His stream community is cancer of the highest caliber
He self-admittedly used speedrunning as a stepping-stool to popularity because he realized that there was an opportunity to be had. I can't fault him for that, but he's just an asshole.
His community is a cancer that tries to spread itself everywhere and anywhere through emotes.
>estimated time for Four Swords is fucking 2+ hours
Might as well call it quits and wait for tomorrow's runs
>>343827213
don't worry they will miraculously raise half a million the last day
>>343827202
nah I don't believe he's ded, you're messing with me
>>343827256
germany has a lot of cancer apparently
>>343827171
>you will never have an extreme beta nerd friend who is basically your unpaid assistant
>>343827265
>pierced nipples
dropped
>>343827121
I had forgotten about those visual effects in this game. Things like the fire and explosions still hold up.
This runner sounds like that one guy from tumblr who does animations, sounds like a higher-pitched Kermit the Frog, and got in a fight with his girlfriend.
Does anyone know the guy I'm talking about?
>that lip smacking
>>343827368
yeah, it's calledgermans
>>343827202
Just googled it and couldn't find anything. You're lying.
everyone keeps saying blueglass died, his donation yesterday said "sorry i cant be there this year".
k
>my wife's son
>>343827392
goddamn I wanna fuck Link in the ass so bad
>>343827413
shmorky?
>didn't catch a recording of the donation
>wife's son
who did that lol
>>343827413
Shmorky ?
MY WIFE'S SON
whats his name?
did i just here a "wife's son" donation?
>>343827342
fuck witwix and his stupid girlfriend
the faggot could afford a subaru just by playin the same fuckin game over n over
>>343827402
thats the only thing i dont like about her
he clearly said "my son"
Q-whap uhh ration. Anonanonmys. Because of it and the uh...
>mfw i heard it as "my wife's son"
>hear wife and son in the same sentence
>instantly assume the worst
>>343827087
because they're competing against real human beings and not a video game?
because runners are mostly always playing the same game with the same route?
also games are relatively more consistent
you couldn't find a shittier analogy
Are twitch chats always this cancerous on big streams? It's a steady stream of WutFace and VAC.
>>343827368
BARRIER IS ON YOU, GO
>>343827513
>What are (instant) VODs
>What are Twitch Clips
>What is Oddshot
>>343827472
he can't be there cause he died
He saw wifes son
That fucker made it out like it was wife and son and best friend.
RUINING THE MEME REEEEEEEEEEEE
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT
>my cuckold memes in my speedruns
>>343827035
TFW when they keep doing the killz or save the animals for the 4th year now expecting it to keep raising money. which it clearly isn't doign anymore
>>343827265
>>343827368
more of her ass
>wife's son
>>343827504
>>343827519
Yeah, that's him.
Thanks.
>fat shaming
BANNED
Did anyone get a Twitch clip of the wife's son donation? I missed it.
>>343827392
>>343827526
Dont forgive his sins
>>343827574
If it's so easy then you make a sound webm, post it on /wsg/ and link it here hot-fucking-shot.
>>343827342
>insecure kike
just because he makes more money than you doesn't make him a jew
>>343827147
>>343827164
yeah that's when the Anonymous donation bots kicked in, last AGDQ was full of that in the last 2-3 days. Probably to make sure PCF still has a good image of bringing in money to the 1 Million goal.
>>343827405
Also those passing cloud shadows, and watr reflections.
I haven't seen burnable grass like in FSA in a Zelda game until BotW was shown at E3 this year.
>>made a fat women joke
BANNED4LIFE
>>343827691
I'll retract the kike part, but not insecure. I don't know why, but being bashed by /srg/ seems to genuinely bother the guy enough that he still responds to it every once in a while to this day.
>>343827213
>>343827262
well day 2 of 7
>>343827613
gosh anon just appreciate her beauty and dont objectify her ok?!
>>343827704
yeah i think its a tactic to get people to donate. i see it a lot with streamers. they have their own bot accounts to donate and it inclines people to donate as well even though they are fake
>suddenly realize why I am liking this speed run
>the voices of the 4 links sounds like the patapons voices
I already rate this run 9/10
>>343827561
This one is much worse because it's not just a big stream, but it's full of redditors, tumblr users, 9fags, and people from neogaf. It's full of autists, whiteknights, and people with no self-awareness.
>People making fun of the donation totals
>Don't realize its basically even with last years SGDQ at this point
>>343827307
Before transitioning or before somebody beat her time?
Let's discuss about Zelda for a while.
It is the game and series that changed adventure games forever?
I love the autismos con so much. At least it is for the good of mankind. Good on them I say pip pip!
>>343827824
yet we have 2 hours of full on lisps
>>343827821
You gotta appreciate the beauty of a fine ass, as well. It's part of the package. mooar
>>343827824
God I miss Patapon. It was impossible not to at least bob your head along with the music in that game.
>>343827342
He's planning on learning DKC2 speedrun. But yeah, he's not no dedicated speedrunner and obviously was more in it to get to popularity than speedrunning, but you can't get popular or good at a speedrun without some secret level of autistic talent for it.
>bioshock
>dishonored
>wolfenstein
>amnesia
thank god but its a shame since fps have some glitchy shit to it
>>343827704
>we have an anonymous $3000 donation with no comment
>$5000 from anonymous who says "Kick cancer's butt!"
>>343827871
/v/ is always in TORtanic mode, anon.
>>343827897
Ye and it made my prepubescent pee pee hard in 2006
oh boy i love 2+ hour zelda runs
>>343825708
>anyone wanting to watch rusev vs titus or a nontitle champion vs champion match
>>343827862
>Chat is consistently more offensive than 4chan
>GDQ on damage control timing out people for using global emotes if the context is slightly offensive
Not sure how emote/meme spamming is white knighting because that's literally all the chat does.
2 MORE HOURS OF ZELDA
with bumbling autists
well, what I've expected?
Boardwalk Empire it is.
Tschüss
>wallth
>gapth
didnt know this had started
Anything autistic happened yet?
>>343827862
I'm used to chats with R9K mode enabled, so I don't see much of this flow of REKT and R E S E T.it's fucking awful
>>343828031
i came 4 KURR ANGLE
>>343828072
you answered your own question there
>>343828060
Why don't people with lisps just talk properly?
>>343827821
>>343827991
yeah the donation tracker pretty much made those fake hundred-dollar anonymous donations pretty obvious.
>>343828112
>Kurt Angle
he's going to explode into a pile of painkiller-addled dust doing a missed moonsault off the cage spot for a crowd of 20 people
>>343828112
>kurt actually being on this show
>>343828021
What's wrong baby girl?
HAVE ANY OF THE RUNS BEEN GOOD SO FAR
>>343828102
r9k is literally cancer though
GREETINGS
>>343827940
>DKC2
Good fucking luck, DKC2 is optimized, punishing, and really runs you down. There's a wide variety of glitches that range from easy every time to huge fucking pain, but it's not uncommon to miss even the easy ones occasionally.
Witwix is just smart, that's it. He's charismatic enough to attract the following that he has, and was wise to act on his instincts and go all in on speedrunning and streaming. He's really reminds me of Trihex, just with a brain.
4 link
lol
4 LINK
>>343828223
I thought the Catherine one was pretty good
>>343828224
The board or the mode?
>>343828102
the RESET spam is the best part of this shit chat
>>343828223
DKCTF race
>>343827991
this is exactly why we hear so many generic messages of the same shit
its obvious bots
>>343828224
/b/oy detected
>>343828140
He's just doing it for attention.
>>343828245
FROM
>>343828223
flintstone's was good mostly because the runner told the announcer to kill himself after he threw the controller across the room
Fuck this run is boring. More like legend of boredom.
Would any of you anonssuck my dick?
>>343828381
link
Is this ment to befun
>>343828352
GERMANY
>>343828318
nah best part is when collectively the chat points out obvious flaws like
>basic lee
>TCH
right now its rainbow kappa
>>343828405
Succ me furst
>>343828339
Do you think you could find a more attractive cosplayer to spam? Thanks.
>>343828252
Trihex legitimately has a level of autism still with him from the speedrunning community. The guy is just not comfortable with himself whenever he dies in Mario Maker. Like he actually cares what chat thinks of him.
Witwix legitimately just doesn't give a fuck and most of the community like that confidence.
>>343828316
Both
>>343828405
I would butI have no mouth
>>343828420
zelda games?
no
Wait, is 4-swords a single player game? I thought 4 players were needed
hahohahohahahahohohahaoahoahahhaoahahahhahahaoahahaoaha
Has there yet been a run where /v/ didn't complain about it being boring?
>>343828410
yeah, there's 4 links atm
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.strawpoll.me%2F10659837
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.strawpoll.me%2F10659837
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.strawpoll.me%2F10659837
Make sure you vote for best girl!
>>343828531
Yeah geek fuck ass no life mode is available
>>343828482
Yarr have a whale land lubber
>>343828557
The Ratchet and Clank one was pretty solid
>>343828481
>what is 69
>>343828557
/V/ has adhd and has a soul of an old racist grumpy man
>>343828568
the fuck did you do
>>343828420
They're usually more engaging, but this is one of the shittiest games in the series and these guys are about as funny as the cancer they're trying to prevent.
That said I can't help but watch. It's strangely comfy. It's like non made up ASMR or something.
>>343828405
I wish being gay was still a crime
>>343828557
No
>>343828568
>http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2F
What did he mean by this?
>>343828583
isn't that the jew with the busted face
>>343828496
But you
Must
SCREAM?
>>343828531
You can have up to 3 Links be cpus. A 4-person coop speedrun would be too fun for SGDQ
>>343828583
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much ass
>>343828583
>>343828482
Post Feywilde. She gets my dick hard
>>343828557
/v/ will always complain.
R&C and LA were alrite
I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU SHUT UP
TWO
HOUR
SPEEDRUN
LMAO FUCK OFF
>playing hand held and pre-OTT zelda games
>>343828557
Ed Edd n Eddy was bretty gud
>>343828663
How dare you say that about Barry Manilow's daughter.
>>343828694
ireland bles x))
>>343828721
ebin
>>343828604
But you have to succ me harder and better than I succ you.
>>343828685
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What is the difference between Four Swords and Four Swords Adventure?
anyone else have pure liquid shits sometimes?
>>343828694
Go away Ireland
This runner should do ASMR videos. His soft voice gives me an erection.
>>343828637
>>343828652
http://www.strawpoll.me/10659837
Derp.
This is fucking boring
Someone crack a joke or throw a pie
>>343828603
>>343828557
This, I enjoyed the Ratchet and Clank run.
Better than this Zelda crap
was the fat guy with the mic at NASA?
>>343828790
Yeah when I have diahorrea
>>343828791
>tfw irish and an ass man
what did he mean by this?
>this run
>>343828887
>a sitcom about speedrunning
who would it star?inb4 BOZONGO
>>343828935
don't worry anon, the 'too much ass' meme is just a (You) magnet nowadays, it doesn't mean anything anymore
Why the fuck is this long ass garbage on during primetime?
>>343828786
Four Swords - 2002 GBA game, no singleplayer, you connect GBAs together using link cables, short game, released alongside with LTTP port on the same cartridge,
Four Swords Adventures - 2004 GCN, singleplayer and multiplayer, you see the rest on stream
what are we drinking, bois? gin and tonic herewaterfags feel free to ignore this post
first time playing Link Between Worlds while watching 4h of Zelda block
feels good, fám
TRICKIEST PART OF THE RUN
WHEW WE DID IT
>CLAP
Yeah very fuckin tricky fuckin insecure faggots. a 2 year old could do that
>>343828887
There you go the dude make a disco gems joke.
No one laughed.
This guy playing has such a homo voice i can't listen anymore.
>>343829103
mtn dew
>>343828935
I am Scottish and I am an ass man. Luckily we have some big booty bitchs. Unlucky Celtic cousin.
>>343829103
cuppa tea
wheres big jon?
>>343829103
does seltzer count
>>343829059
because they're shooting off fireworks on the east coast and they know it's the time the fewest people will be watching/donating.
>>343828583
Nope, even worse. Maybe you just have bad tastes?
>>343829103
Vodka and Powerade.
>tfw im a shut in and i have more charisma than most speed runners
>>343829103
tap water
Why isnt SM64 in these events?
>>343829103
had to stop drinking cause it was giving me pretty consistent digestive issues. please look after your bowels, kids
>>343829103
guinness like always, old fashioneds after I run out of beer
>>343829103
Strawberry milkshake :)
> get home from work
> excited to watch SGDQ again
> 2 hours of zelda 4 bores
> missed ape escape and MM
sad
>>343829103________________________________________________soda water_______________________
>>343829173same here boi
What video games are you all playing instead of watching this catastrophe?
>>343829103
>tfw back to drinking energy drinks daily even though I don't do anything
help me I'm going to die
>>343829103
Dog piss
>>343829148
>game is boring to watch
>game takes 2 hours+ to complete
>speedrunner sounds like a faggot
>co-commentator is a fat ass with a lisp
I thought this was supposed to be an improvement over the Sony block.
>>343829161
I went to uni over there, the booty was indeed delicious
>>343829173
Gawd save eh queen m80
>>343829272
>youtube
>>3438293254chan
>>343829103
Hard ciders. Happy 4th, all.
>>343829103
>waterfags feel free to ignore this post
Fuck you too buddyI literally cannot enjoy any other beverage
>>343829198
He swallowed a globe and couldn't attend.
This doesnt feel like a zelda game at all
>>343829103
cheap vodka chasin with pepsi
do have some tonic water on hand though
only 3 shots in and still have half a 1.75 liter to go
i'm gonna see you guys tomorrow
>>343829407
autism does that to you
>>343829348
I keep seeing this gif can I have a source for godsakes. I know it's Sasha Grey.
oh boy a cory in the house joke that suck a EPIC MEMEME
>>343828847
>anyone from 9 or 10
>anyone but Snake Man or Pharaoh Man
>>343829407
water is not a beverage lad
>>343829258
>liquor after beer
DON'T DO IT
>>343829268
Put the shake down, big John.
>All the Star Wars games are being run in the wee hours long after I've gone to bed.
>>343829348
Aye. Problem with big booty bitches is when they got older they just fucking inflate exponentially. Are you northern or Republic of Ireland?
>>343829348
dont ever post that manjaw slut again YOU HEAR ME DONT FUCKING DO IT AGAIN
Pretty hype for Bioshock
>>343829479
Yeah I know
>>343829523
Well, I can't enjoy any beverage
This game is cute as fuck.
>>343829379
I didn't see those runs up yet
>all these buns
>>343829597
y-youre cute as fuck
>>343829463
Cheers boi.
>flame jokes
This fires my autism
why did they put a 3 hour zelda run at prime time?
>>343829510
I didn't even know it was sasha grey, sorry anon I can't help
>>343829563
Northern ireland
>>343829268
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER YOU KNOW HIM WELL
>>343829103
Take a wild guess.
>these fucking guys
They're actually making this 2+ hour run fun
>>343829597
You are cute as fuck.
>>343829528
you're supposed to chase liquor with beer whew lad that will fuck you up
>>343829563
I'm an ass man too but all those thick girls age worse than milk.
>>343829696
american beer
what did they mean by this?
>>343829593
I'm hoping for some silly game breaking stuff. I can't imagine just running through the game in fifty minutes.
>>343828784
>tfw you forget to thin your paints
>>343829672
Because everyone loves Zelda
hi /v/
>>343829637
>>343829720
is this a new meme?
>browse /gif/
>stream lags
>>343829554
sucks because i'm lookin forward to jedi academy
that game is fucking great
>>343829540
NO YOU CANT MAKE ME! ITS FREEDOM DAY!
(You made me laugh so hard I inhaled my shake)
>>343829757
Technically you're not wrong.
>>343829812
>browse /gif/
I bet you fap to BBC like the rest of the cucks there, faggot.
>>343829812
>he doesn't use livestreamer
>>343829774
i prefer a playthrough becausei'm a pussy and found the game creepy as fuck and couldn't make it past the first areas where i got snuck up on
so seeing someone speedrun it ruins my childhood but anyway greetings from germany
>>343829812
get livestreamer
>>343829812
Stop using Firefox
>>343829791dats a boi
Holy shit Zelda is the most boring piece of shit to """""speed"""""run.
I'd would rather have Mario.
>>343829803
you can be my new meme baby
>>343829007
chibi, caveman, stiv, DS Dad, narcissa, werster, siglemic, puncay, bluegrass, peaches, broman, adrian
you know, if you actually watch the run, it get kind of good periodically, some of the quick formation/switching stuff actually looks pretty sick
>2 hour run
ggghhhh
go away xippy
>>343829791
Hi Bridget
>>343829963
Sorry, I'm a guy.
>>343829791
Yes, I would fuck you if you were real. Nothing new.
Back to the thread.
>>343829960
>wanting to watch a 12 hour stream
>>343829812
>going to /gif/
>>343829803
You are a new meme
>>343825496
Is this shit really going to be over in ~2 hours? Damn, Zelda is boring as fuck.
>>343829960
You wouldn't if you saw the NSMB1-2 runs earlier. Nothing amusing at all
>>343829948
why are you acting like anyone doesn't know bridget is a boy this has been known since before /v/ existed
THIS IS WORSE THAN NSMB 2 YESTERDAY
1 WAS ACTUALLY GOOD BECAUSE HIS 3DS DIED
>this fucking voice
what's the bioshock speedrun like? glitchy as fuck?
>>343829948
would you cuddle him?
>>343829325
Ace attorney investigations 1
>>343829676
My family has ties to Northern Ireland
>>343829687
KD KONKEY DONG!
>>343829554
>Jet Set Radio is at 6AM
Bloody fucking hell
I'm not staying up that late or getting up that early goddamn
It's ok though, let's just have a lame ass Mega Man block and a 2 hour long run of one of the worst Zelda's during the day
>>343830080
>NSMB2
>nothing amusing
You didn't see that guy's 3DS turn off during the run? Thread blew up.
>>343830015
me too, we already have a lot in common
>>343829916
>reach the freezer section
>bunch of frozen splicers
>some of them are only pretending to be frozen so they can sneak up on you
>turn invisible so I can sneak up on them
>the game freezes up
>hear a voice say "I can seeeeeee your breath"
>shit myself
>>343830113
pretty much
i'm guessin just like fo3 speedrun where they nudge into a corner and skip half the fuckin game
Why does every person keep saying "Happy to give to a great Cos?" The man is a rapist, that's disgusting.
>>343829696
>SUNS GOING DOWN BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS!
>>343830117
>him
good one anon
>>343829948
>character with girly face
>girly proportions
>wide hips
Nah Japan can say whatever the fuck it wants, that's a girl. With tits and a vagina. This is not how traps work.
>>343830182
I prefer cuties.
>>343830143
Those games are more popular.
a major sthchkip
>>343830143
are there jet set radio FUTURE fuckin runs? fuck you can beat jet set radio in 4 hours alone casually
>>343830236
define "cutie"
>>343829960
Fuck Mario too. All Nintendo games that aren't Kirby or Metroid suck shit.
>>343829103
I'm two monsters in, couple glasses of water and just some diet Pepsi with my traditional July 4th Chinese food
Got two more monsters to go for today. Got the whole week off work
What the fuck so this fundraiser isnt actually about animals?
>>343830225
Anime gonna anime
>>343830340
jesus christ anon dont drink anymore monsters
>>343830143
More popular games on prime time = more money
>>343830239
I know, but it would be great if Jet Set Radio was in the period of time where there's no way I would be able to watch it
I know they're not going to change the schedule for just one whiny faggot, but fuck.
>>343830108
NSMB2 is the one where his 3DS died
whats the difference between a shovel and a spade ?
>>343830201
Ahh, Kos.... or some say Kosm.
>>343830346
Are you literally retarded? This is always for cancer and msf
>>343830346
It is.
Doctors Without Borders mainly works in Africa to save the animals from ebola.
mfw i missed most of the runs so far, was there anything good so far and were there any fuckups?
Has anybody failed a run yet?
>>343830412
you shovel with a spade
>>343830412
A spade is a tool primarily for digging, comprising a blade – typically narrower and less curved than that of a shovel – and a long handle. Early spades were made of riven wood
>>343829103
what gin are you drinking?
enjoying a bourbon at the moment, here, but I have a bottle of bombay for later.
>>343829103
bubble water
>>343830412
>shovel and a spade
>>343830412
Spade is small shovel. Don't dispute this or will tussle with you.
>>343829960
>no SM64 run
>>343830346
No it is. They're raising money for cancer research, but as a side charity they're deciding whether or not to kill all animals.
>>343830412
>People typically use the term shovel interchangeably with spade—but, strictly speaking, shovels generally are broad-bottomed tools for moving loose materials, whereas spades tend to have a flat bottom edge for digging.
>>343830201
so that he will do for them what he once did for Rom, the vacuous
Has anybody got cancer mid-run?
>>343830442
A guy forgot to charge his 3DS so it game out in a run and the Mighty Gunvolt guy choked again. Pretty boring overall.
>>343830523
now i know how to call a spade a spade
>>343830556
I have
>>343830442
The Flintstones run was pretty kek worthy, EENE was fun
>>343830525
>>343830523
Disputed
>>343830513
beefeater because i'm poor. tonic water has gone flat too
>>343830556
I did watching these Zelda "speedruns"
>>343830385
BRO ITS OKAY THEYRE LO CARB ILL BE FGH;
HJ(LLLNNKKKNNN
MJJKKIIIIII
>>343829103
Live lactobacillus
>>343830606
Shit, my sides.
>almost halfway through with this shit
man a whole lotta fuckin nothing happened
>>343830640
At least this run is fun.
There's a skip almost on every screen.
>>343830660
Kill yourself homie
>>343830523
Wait...shit
>>343830635
beefeater is my personal second choice. flat tonic is the struggle, though.
Has anybody fell off the couch mid-run?
>>343830554
AHH A HUNTER IS A HUNTER EVEN IN A DREAM AWOOOOO
>>343830693
>At least this run is fun
>>343830236
im a cutie!
>>343830412
a shovel is a tool
a spade is a slur for black person
>>343830770
why is his head in a bird cage, I don't play meme games
You have 5 secounds to give me one good reason why i should stay
>>343830843
something to channel to the gods or some shit
>>343830617
I will throw down and we need to be naked to sumo effectively someone get the oil.
>>343830843
His head is a bird
It's the plot twist for the game
>>343830843
>he doesn't shitpost on /v/ wearing a metal cage over his head
>>343830830
anon, i don't think you are the brightest spade in the shed
>>343830843
>The School of Mensis controls the Unseen Village. This hexagonal iron cage suggests their strange ways. The cage is a device that restrains the will of the self, allowing one to see the profane world for what it is. It also serves as an antenna that facilitates contact with the Great Ones of the dream. But to an observer, the iron cage appears to be precisely what delivered them to their harrowing nightmare.
How much do I have to donate to get them to stop?
slam jam
>>343830693
Better than average for Zelda games, which is not a whole lot.
these dudes seem like they hate each other
>>343830917
Amateurs
Almost halfway there
>>343830940
what, do you think the saying about calling a spade a spade was referring to lawn tools
I wanna get some beers but there's too many fucking cool skips happening.
Wat do?
>>343830903
Because you have nothing better going on in your life otherwise you wouldn't even be on /v/ in the first place.
>>343831000
Seriously, and the seats behind them are empty. For a sold out event, the entirety of today has been 2/3 empty
>>343831032
judging by that one sentence, you sound like you have no friends
>>343831032
the fat guy is constantly questioning him which is hilarious
>>343825496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwVXhLRPuUs
>>343831069
no i have nothing better to do at 2am
what are some spicy memes that have happened so far
I only know about dead 3ds and announcer bullying during flintstones
>>343831065
Get some beers.
>>343831065
Call yo nigga, tell him drinks on you if he gets em
Shouldn't drink alone anyhow
Am I the only one who thinks that Demon's Souls run was pretty fun?
why is the couch always full of aspies? how do these people have any kind of a community around them when they have no personality and are annoying to listen to? jesus christ this is hard as shit to watch
>>343831065
make your own cool skips to the beers and back
>>343830964
BB was so good. I wish it was longer and had more weapons. Also I have a prolapsed anus from getting fucked by the orphan of kos so many times before beating him.
new
>>343831118
>>343831196
will there be a bloodborne run?
>>343831202
>That kid who skipped paying for the beer and got you in trouble
>>343831196
I just recently beat the game so I could watch it with knowledge, and even though the runner fucked up, I had a good time watching it. I just think souls games are good to watch in general.
>>343831103
Judging by this reply, you seem to think that people like you even though they really dread your presence
Anyone else thinking bioshock isn't going to be much better? I love the game but it doesn't seem like it's suited to speedrunning.
What's with the gameboy gimmick in this? Do you miss alot of shit without one?
how do we save spedrunning?
>>343831160
Fellow bong? Hello? Alright m8? Stay just like we should have stayed in Europe.
>>343831258
Nope.
But there was a Bloodborne run during AGDQ 2016.
Here's a link anon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDaqiT7q8o8
>>343829478
ladybug is legit good senpai
>>343831330
>>343831160
Shit it is 2am
nite lads
>>343831293
You miss the multiplayyer
>>343831268
i actually have no friends but i have better awareness than you
this clearly is friendly banter, if they didnt like each other they wouldnt be on the couch
>>343831298
We don't. It's to far gone
that michael bay comment was chibi tier
>>343831446
I'm not the guy you originally replied to
>>343831298
>we
Nah, this is all on you.
>FOURCED!
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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