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At least put Valhalla in the subject.
>Accused Jill of wanting to fuck her customers
She fucking knows. How much does she know?
porn when
>>342296387
100k sales
>>342296289
>requires mega app to be installed
fuck off and give me a proper link
>>342296354
The retribution is co (presumably coming)keep playing, shit gets real not too much later
>>342296370
If I had customers like Alma or pic related I'd want to fuck them too.
>>342296465
>look at steamcharts
>500 players
this is gonna take a while
>>342296516
click the "download through browser" button you spastic
Demos+Prologue: http://www.mediafire.com/download/3lyhsy9jy4eoel4/VA-11_Hall_A-win.zip
OST: https://garoad.bandcamp.com/album/va-11-hall-a-second-round
>>342296289
>second post
Just brace for dolphinfag asspain when they realise it's real
>>342296650
Do I need to play the prologue?
>>342296650
>Demos+Prologue
Someone should update that with the prototype
>>342296650
I seriously hope you arn't playing a meme game.
>it's just a VN
so the only thing worth paying for is the OST?
>>342296849
Not really. It's relevant to the story but anything that actually matters is brought up in-game anyway.
It wouldn't hurt to do it though, it's only like two hours long.
>>342296289
Done, it will not be bought
>>342296910
OST is free you dingus
>meme games are ok when theyre /a/ approved memes
15 (FIFTEEN) EUROPEAN DOLLARYDOOS
YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>342296975
>a cat is fine too
That's 1 (one) /a/ approved meme, the vast majority are /v/ and /r9k/ shit
I would buy the game from their website but the game is cheaper through steam.
>>342296985
Meanwhile Muv-Luv is pre-orderable for 30 despite being translated for aeons now
what is this?
>people buying off of steam and not GOG
What the actual fuck is wrong with you people?
>>342297251
Isn't it $15 both ways?
>>342296606
maybe the retribution is /co/
>>342297251
isnt the only way to buy the game is steam? at least thats where the link leads me from the official website
>>342297306
It's a beat em' up obviously
>>342297346
Why to buy on gog?
>>342296158
Isn't this full of SJW shit?
>>342297306
comfy hour long game about waifus and memes
>>342296289
oops, bought like ten copies
i could have sworn you said buy
How long until people actually start making fanart for this, I've literally seen maybe three pieces including pic related.
>>342297461
DRM free isn't of installing some shithouse software that is require to even download the game
>>342297506
The /u/ takes a backseat to the memes
>>342297506
Implied y/u/ri and that's it
I'm not trying to shitpost or start another hate war, but do you thing they would make a patch to get rid of the memes?
>>342297346
>buying the game at all
>>342297601
Poland, will you just go out of business already?
>>342297506
Actually kind of the opposite, it's really sexual, uses a lot of language like 'cunt' casually that would trigger people, has characters hit on women and say things like 'why is she dressed like a man, she should be in a skirt' and I'm pretty sure there's a lot more I'm forgetting because I remember thinking 'damn, people are going to be mad as fuck about that' several times when playing
>>342297436
there's a widget right above the steam one on their page
that one comes with music
is it me, or does this game feel like a cry of help from the devs
they can nail down the depressing part, but conversations feel a bit stiff a times
>>342297739
>but do you thing they would make a patch to get rid of the memes?
only if it sells 100k copies xd
>>342297506
sjws would shit themselves playing this
but then again sjws don't play vns
>>342297754>poorfags
>>342297860
I mean if they make decent money on this they can hopefully leave
maybe make a better game with less memes
the possibilities are there
>>342297780
Don't forget there's a robot who literally works as a prostitute who deliberately looks like a 10-13 year old because her clients prefer that and it's casually discussed often
>>342298137
sh has a dick in a box woooo
>>342297943
It amuses me how little you people know about those you shit up this board constantly talking about.
>>342298045
yeah that is about it
cant say Im too interested in the characters themselves though
>>342297039
Undisputed best girl
>>342296158
>would haveThank you.
>>342297860
It's not just you. There's a lot of moments that can be easily seen as allegories for Venezuela life but then there's something like this and that subtlety just goes out the window entirely.
>>342298287
i am laffin at dis
>>342297389
some games are cheaper on steam here in my country i think.
>>342297601
I don't mind steam
>>342298043
>spending money on shit games
>being proud of it
>17? The hell does that mean?
W-what does it mean?
It's not the number of ingredients, because none of them add up to 17.
It's not how much the drink is worth, because there are three drinks worth 170 dollars.
There's no 17 in any of the ingredients, or in the names. This is driving me up the fucking wall.
Why is Dorothy such a slut?
>>342298287
I know they do it solely for the money.
>>342298364
I hope they earn just enough and move
>>342298287
SJWs shit themselves at everything.
This is objectively true.
>>342298364
I feel like sources of stress tend to seep into things people make
>>342298475
it's ingredients. use something with optional karmotrine and make sure it adds up to 17
>>342298490
she's literally a hooker, m8
>>342298475
make a drink with optional alcohol and fill it up until you have 17 ingredients
>>342298490
Because life is more interesting when you're a huge slut.
>>342298475
>It's not the number of ingredients, because none of them add up to 17.
It's any of the 'option alcohol' ones, you just pad it so that it comes out at 17.
>>342298507
i hope they get stabbed in the gut and robbed of all their money
>>342298490
cause thats what she wants to do for a living
and other ones can get married and stuff
>>342298045
From what I hear, the Venezuelan government is actively closing borders and shooting escapees so they can't bring outside interventors that might meddle with their plans of remaining in power indefinitely.
So either way dev is kill. His fault for being born a commiespic, I guess.
>>342298617
hey wait I've seen this same post 3 times
>>342298428
The developers are poor venezuelans, I would feel bad pirating it.
>>342298614
in some ways yes
>>342298651
God damn
hope they find a way out somehow
Just started the prologue. God tier OST!, thank you /v/.
>>342298490
LITERALLY
BUILT
FOR
SEX
>>342298578
>>342298589
>>342298615
Well I'm a fucking idiot. I chose drink 17/24 because it was the only thing I could come up with. Oh well, life goes on.
[spoilers]If I chose wrong it means that whoever I'm with ends up dead or fucked or something, isn't it?[/spoiler]
>>342298510
Your ignorance and presumption of superiority is a major weakness. People that literally bellyache about white supremacist capitalist patriarchy on Twitter not only read VNs, they make them. They work at the publishers that sell you weeb games.
And you drool on yourselves and parrot how they don't even play games XD while you pay their rent, and shit up thread after thread talking a bout how you assume them to be.
>>342296158
I don't know anything about this
What is it about?
>>342298865
Real talk, would it be considered pedophilia to hire a roboprostitute with a body like that if her brain is obviously more mature?
>>342296289
>>342296862
>>342296953
>>342296985
>>342297506
>>342297568
>>342297739
>>342297754
>>342298045
>>342298287
>>342298428
>>342298617
I BOUGHT 5
NOW THEY HAVE UNLIMITED VENETIAN MONEY HAHA
>>342298992
This isn't the place for your kind. Get out. Ree.
>>342298865
This is a meme I'm alright with
>>342298742
>he fell for the venezuela meme
good goy, now buy 10 more copies
>>342299073
NOW THEY CAN AFFORD A LOAF OF BREAD
EVERYBODY CELEBRATE
>>342299051
Trying to get by in a shithole
>>342299073
>VENETIAN MONEY
>VENETIAN
That's just Euros, though.
>>342299073
>yfw you get anti-shilled into buying 5 copies of a dumb tumblr game
>>342297739
They support localizations. Maybe you can pitch your idea of a meme-free edit to them, and see how that works out.
>>342299065
>Brain
Robots don't have brains. They're robots.
>>342296158
What is this tumblr game?
So who is undisputed best girl?You, silly
>>342299321
when did those yellow chinks become the apes?
>>342298992
But you're implying they're the entire market. Dumb SJW narratives would be all over the market right now if they were actually the ones making video games. Instead they whine and bitch about inequality of the market but do NOTHING about making their own games. Any sane person that believes in equality in the market doesn't ever consider themselves an SJW since the term is colloquially referred to keyboard warriors that would rather lecture someone about their hobbies than actually contribute to solving the problem.
>>342299065
People would certainly look at you funny.
>>342297289
they know their market is a niche of weebs who will pay anything to get their hands on anime girls and since no one else will likely be buying it makes sense to over charge because they can get away with it
>>342299065
That depends on whether robots have human rights, consent laws and if they do, how is robot age of consent handled.
Either way, you'd be seen as a freak for it regardless of legal status.
>>342299414
Fuck off reddit.
This is a 4chan game :D
Normies get out xxD
>>342296289
Thank you, anon.
>>342299430
You're not wrong.
>>342299590
full image when
I need those damn legs
>>342299590
SAUCE
>>342299532
>you'd be seen as a freak for it regardless of legal status.
>>342299590
SHARE THIS FUCKING IMAGE DEVS
Is there any real reason to get someone drunk or is leaving out that substance better?
>>342299430
>>342299590
>Best girl was MC all along
It's Ranma all over again.
Although Bossu remains based.
>>342299545
......
>>342299430
Agreed, although Alma andDonovanare pretty hot
>>342296289
>>342296516
>>342296953
>>342299582
All of you deserve cancer.
>>342299670
anita? i-is that you?
>Game made by Venezuelan
>Not in spanish
>>342299794
Fuck off spic
>>342299670
i do now
>>342299772
*teleports behind you*
>>342299750
You get pretty different results, apparently.
Some characters seem to be nigh-immune to alcohol though, the Boss in particular.
Reminder that the cat girl is a fake
>>342299794
Relax, actual shill.
Art asset rips when
>>342299504
>But you're implying they're the entire market.
I bet that sounded factual in your head.
>Dumb SJW narratives would be all over the market right now if they were actually the ones making video games.
You don't even understand what they want.
>Any sane person that believes in equality in the market doesn't ever consider themselves an SJW
No one cares what you consider yourself.
If you look into any of the people involved in selling indie weeb games with ties to SEA, they are all "SJWs." A bunch of South American indie people are "SJWs."
But you don't know that, because you only think they're tumblrards, because you're a cocky ignoramus.
Either study the people that you whine about, or stop shitting up the board with your worthless stereotypes of them.
>>342299948
Do they ever explain why having Nanomachine Rejection means you have to be turned into a cat girl? Especially as the ears are apparently superficial.
Where were you when Valhalla did feminism right?
>>342299972
Saved this from an earlier thread
>>342299972
>>342300070
>>342300147
what even is this
>>342300070
>>342300147
Aw shit. Thanks niggas
>>342300125
>Dorothy, the delightfully cheerful "lilith"
it's lilim
>>342300264
And it's Stella, not Selma.
Did they fucking proofread this?
>>342300119
>No one cares what you consider yourself.
Precisely. Now eat your own medicine.
>>342296158
I don't get what this suppose to be. Is it a H game?
>>342298364
Prepared to get vanned.
>>342300360
Blaggers ain't got time fo' dat.
Dey got kids ta feed and clicks to greed.
>>342300264
>>342300360
They also skipped the part where Dorothy is deliberately supposed to look 10-13 to give her an advantage on the other sexbots.
Wonder if that will come back to bite them.
>>342300467
VN with hot memes and cute girls
>>342300467
It's a spooky hentai.
>>342300467
Point and click adventure
>>342300467
>Is it a H game?
No, it's 'how to be a blue-balled christmas cake lesbian: the VN'
>>342300596
That's because she's a legit adult, brain-wise, unlike the 5000-year old loli witches who still act like retarded children.
>>342299858
yeah, i pointed that out to the devs in yesterday's disord chat and they said that some preparations needed to be made before the translation.
>english and japanese
>before dev own's language
english before spanish is acceptable, but fucking japanese
>>342300119
The fuck are you on?
I supported this game. This isn't a tumblr game. I'm not parroting some /v/ meme here. I'm talking about legitimate Anita-tier SJW nonsense. I like this game so far.
What I'm talking about is the spastics that will pull this apart for "Why Aren't There Any Overweight Girls In This New Anime Game -Guardian"
SJW is a pretty defined term. If you don't like it's use as a buzzword then maybe you should consider why they get such a bad rep everywhere on the internet instead.
>>342300771
I want some doujins and I want them now.
>>342300467
its a game about comfy and waifus
>>342300771
To be fair, they got the target audience right. The Japs would buy this shit up faster than anyone else.
>>342296158
Can you actually romance a girl and get into character specific routes? This decides whether or not I will buy or pirate the game.
I'm going to marry Dana!!
>>342300771
kill yourself spic
>>342300771
they probably realize (and they're not wrong) that english audiences are clearly the largest market and japanese ones are the second largest one
Dana is best girl fuk u all
>>342301054
>I'm going to marry Dana!!
No you're not, Jill.
>>342301107
Holy shit more memes lmao!!!!!
Has anyone actually figured out how to do the special drinks for each character and get the concert ticket?
>>342301052
I don't know personally but people in an earlier thread said achievements indicate character specific endings
The main character is clearly a lesbian as are all the main girls so I think it's likely
>>342301054
>that neck on Alma
Whoa, hey guys.
Are steam screenshots bugged or is it just me?
>>342301107
Fake cat
>>342301046
that's true, but yet, there is a market for vapor n shit growing here in mexico, for example, macross 82-99 is getting famous pretty fast here ( obviously considering he is from here too)
whatever, im still fine as long SJW's dont mess up with the devs
also
>mfw waiting for the va11-hall-a cosplays
>>342301308
Poor John, he didn't deserve all the fuckboy abuse.
>>342300253
what are you gonna do with all of that?
>>342301107
>Best girl not (you)
>>342301308
Why does everyone have to bully Gillian
>>342301405
I don't know. I just really dig all the art
>>342297624
>>342297678
>yuri is SJW shit
What happened to you, /v/?
>>342301397
If he doesn't want to be called a fuckboy maybe he should stop acting like one
>>342301390
oh, and im not talking about adding potential sales from chile, argentina and spain
I wish I could talk to real girls.
It just seems so easy in video games.
I already hate it, Retro pixel Cyberpunk Anime. I can enjoy any one of those, but if you combine 3 it turns into a hipster cesspool.
>>342301530
He just wants to suck dick--is that too much to ask?
Boss ain't even trying no more.
>>342299073
YOU DID IT, YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how to view the text log?
You wouldn't lewd this android, would you /v/?
>>342301537
its not hard man
>>342301537
Become a bartender.
So what're you guys drinking?
>>342301491
Yuri has always been shit tier faggot
>>342301654
So far it's just turning into an irrational hate cesspool.
Haven't seen any hipsters yet.
>>342301694
>HEART EYES
HNNNNNNNG
>>342301676
>gives you a bonus that is often as high as your actual salary EVERY DAY
>lets employess literally go 'I'm leaving early' and just leave their shift and doesn't care
>doesn't seem to actually do any work at all
How does she stay in business?
>>342301537
You probably talk to girls on a daily basis, you just don't know they're girls.
>>342301694
No, i fucking hate whores
>>342301763
Nothing. Just like my life.
>>342301776
>irrational
Oh sorry my bad, didn't realize I was on the /objectivevidya/ board.
>>342301694
>heart pupils
why does this make my dick hard
>>342301687
>how to view the text log?
I don't think you can.
There needs to be a fucking fixlist for this shit, it'll be as long as your arm. It's mostly petty shit and nothing dealbreaking, but still.
>>342301694
No, I'd lewd Dana with Jill. This is the true path.
>>342301763
All I have is water, red wine and caramel flavored vodka.
I'm just drinking water for now.
>>342301687
mousewheel up ?
>>342301694
Has she been sterilized, since the last time?
>>342301694
She lewds herself 24/7
>>342301763
bleach
>girl protag
>can't fuck any of the girls
>no h scenes
Terrible VN.
>>342299676
People will still look at you funny for the particular preference of your robotic sexual partner.
>Sexbot is made to look like Taylor Swift
>no one bats an eye
>Sexbot is made to look like someone from a Rustle doujin
>everyone loses their shit around you and think you're some closet pedo
>>342299065
>would it be considered pedophilia to hire a roboprostitute with a body like that
No. It's a robot.
She specifically keeps her young-looking frame for those types of customers.
>>342302047
>dfc-72
I'm at a loss to what this references.
>>342301990
>There needs to be a fucking fixlist for this shit,
There's a sticky in the steam forums.
>>342302116
How is that possible?
>>342301843
By literally being the toughest bouncer on Earth in a city on the perpetual brink of destruction.
>Defeated 10 bears at once
>Without killing them
>Probably didn't have her cyborg arm at the time
Don't fuck with Wrestling Char-tan.
>>342301216
>Main character isn't a dude
Welp.
>>342302182
Well I should clarify the 72 part. DFC I already know, but the 72 evades me.
>>342301054
god the dialogue is fucking horrible
is the resolution locked at 1280x720? pls no.
>>342301867
Get away from me.
>>342302050
Plenty good VNs are all ages
>>342301687
mousewheel. also tab I think
>>342302248
It's the bust size anon. Flat as a board
>>342301994
caramel vodka sounds disgusting
>>342296949
>two hours
I played it and it felt shorter. Are clients other than Anna?
>>342302342
Oh well I feel stupid then. Should've seen that a mile away.
>>342302293
>waifu game
>not 18+
Complete fucking garbage. This isn't 999, it's a game about cute girls. What's the point if you can't fuck them?
>>342302284
What are you so afraid of, anon?
>>342302412
Comfy. Also lewd implications.
>>342302412
I'm sorry but you're a massive pleb and I don't think there's a cure
>>342302271
only for windowed mode
>>342302271
Set it to full screen you spoon
>>342302412
a VN with good /v/ memes
Literally Borderlands
>>342302510
Get out of here you beta cunt., you're LITERALLY a cuckold for playing a game as a lesbian who fucks girls offscreen.
>>342302067
You think the crime rate for pedos is down with Lilim like this? You think one day we could have real 12-year old fuckbots if it means "our precious children" are safe?
>>342302412
>2016
>not knowing the difference between a VN and an eroge
>>342302395
Anna wasn't in the prologue, you're probably thinking of the demo and yeah it's a good bit shorter.
>>342302556
Nice meme friend :)
>>342302448
the demons
>>342302412
>what is CLANNAD, one of the most popular waifushit VNs ever
Granted I'm pretty sure spinoff shit had H in it, but the main thing that was super popular didn't
>>342302556
need some ingame memes
>>342302412
>Hey everybody, just wanted to let everyone know I'm a tremendous pleb
>>342302641
va11halla is a mediocre meme, actually ;)
>>342302623
I don't see why not.
>>342302732
>posts baby's first
PLEB ALERT
>>342302532
sounds epic bro
>>342302404
You can't see them from a mile away, that's why its DFC
>>342297579
Disgusting whore.
>>342302672
>>342302635
I bet Ever17 ends up having more fucking than this game.
>>342302623
Dorothy is the only loli whore all the others eventually upgrade to full size.
I really, really like this game. Holy fuck this is comfy. And the soundtrack is something else too.
I didn't know it came out on steam, thinking of buying it again.
>>342301843
By paying her employees a slave wage
>>342302912
She's a cute whore!
>>342301471
Gillian? Surely you mean John...?
>>342302931
If you bought the prologue, you probably have a steam key waiting for you.
>>342302927
She must light up like a Christmas tree under UV.
>>342302851
You cheeky cunt
Just got to Streaming-chan
pic related
>>342302931
>I really, really like this
>Holy fuck this is comfy
Fuck off with your falseflag shitposting please.
>>342303072
#StopHusbandoAbuse
>>342300771
they are the devs, they can do whatever the fuck they want with their game.
Also, they want a more wide audience, that's the reason they use english. Japanese is optional but if they know it and they want it, they can do it, it's their fucking game!
>>342296158
>female protagonist
into the trash
What happens if you server people a drink different than the one they asked for?
I don't want to find out because I might lose money and end up homeless.
any upgrade DFC-72?
>>342303096
Seriously? Bitchin.
...Still might buy it from a friend. I know first hand how fucking terrible Venezuela can be.
>>342303173
Not shitposting, I legitimately think it's great. Though with all the shit that's been going down I can see how you would think that.
>female protagonist
ENOUGH
>>342299590
what event was this?
>>342303267
save, reload and find out
>>342303126
>She must light up like a Christmas tree under UV.
She's got a protective coating on her skin.
She's thought of everything
>>342303171
press i
>>342303302
pax east, i think
is there any way to edit the text in this game?i want to make the characters say disgustingly lewd thingsespecially dorthy
>>342300070
so
all the game is in that image?
thank you, I don't have to buy/pirate it
What's this game about?
>>342303287
>first hand
any stories worth telling?
I just bought this, it had better be good.
>>342303495
VN with hot memes and waifus xD
>>342303463
I believe there are the dialogue files in the game files. Very easy to access.
>>342303495
bullying fuckboy
>>342303396
fuck, and i just passed her
what does i do?
>>342303495
being a bartender
waifus
memes
>>342303494
sort of, they're also animooted in game obvs
>>342303396
Danke
>>342303495
RobotSex.
>>342303495
This guy is actually not trolling
>>342303562
>>342303542
Remember, you are the waifu
>>342303612
Wait, it's hetshit?
>>342303663
>(You)ing yourself
Neo/v/ is real
I want to do THIS to Dorothy!
>playing a girl fucking other girls
You guys are pathetic.
>>342303745
>hetshit
What sorta mumbo jumbo are the new kids making up now? What the fuck is hetshit?
>>342303745
Not every character is /u/, mainly just the main character.
>>342303819
Hetero shit
It's been a wild ride.
>Gimme something Fake!
God I hate this guy. I feel like such a fucking idiot when it comes to these puzzles.
I tried beer because it's an imitation of the real stuff, that didn't work. I also tried Bleeding Jane but that doesn't work either. I'm out of ideas for this one and the second one.
>>342303780
I wonder what she charges for headpats
>>342303629
that's enough for me, I was about to play it for the waifus
you save me 4 hours of my life
thank you, anon
What did I mean by this?
>>342303780
Stop, Please pay first.
>>342303772
>2016
>still don't know how to see if people are samefagging
Summer is real
>>342303893
beer worked just fine for me so I dunno what to tell you
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>342300756
Is it all lesbianism or can you be straight?
>>342303903
My hovercraft is full of eels.
>>342303903
"My hovercraft is full of eels."
I'm 99% positive this is straight out of an episode of All That.
>female protagonist
>all ages
>no sex scenes
>>342301763
a beer mixed up with coke
>people shitposting about memes
>when this was made by an agdg anon
>>342304057
monty python I believe
>>342304000
Checked, you annoying little shit dog
>>342304030
Play another game
>>342303875
Jill is bi. Has an ex-boyfriend but also has an obvious crush on Dana.
Dorothy is a fuckbot so she fucks anything that pays her and moves, and is not a dog.
The others are mostly bi with a couple or so straights.
There's only one, maybe two, confirmed lesbians.
And then others are just odd, like a 2D only type.
>>342304057
It's Monty Python you plebian
>>342303875
fuck off back to weddit polyqueer translesbian turdmongrel
what will happen when Maduro realize there is a unsanctioned video game from Venezuela that isn't paying taxes for exportation?
>>342304069
What the actual fuck, why
>>342304030
at one point jill mentions having a BF, and she also talks about guys with alma so it's kinda implied she's bisexual
there are no male routes tho
>>342303780
>First few stories include a guy who just wants to feel like he still has a daughter every anniversary.
>Expect not to pay
>>342301763
Water.
>>342304198
>>342304135
Awful, all that wasted potential
Yuri is subhuman trash
>Ingram talked about how he hired a girl to pretend to be his daughter
>Dorothy shows up and talks about how a guy hired her to pretend to be his daughter because his real daughter died
>>342299964
After reading this I decided to buy the game
>>342304192
Beer tastes like shit alone
>>342304272
>wanting to play as a girl fucking a guy
L
O
L
>>342304272
>Yuri is subhuman trash
Don't talk shit about our best neighbour.
>>342304000
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>342304346
Why not? It's pretty patrician.
>>342304346
>wanting to be a woman
HOWLING at this
oh, so she IS bisexual
but at this point, jill is too much on guard to ever take some one seriously romantically I think
>>342304297
Look at you putting two and two together.
My problem with this was his response to the puppy comment implied he fucked the girl he hired to be his daughter, but Dorothy says they didn't do anything sexual.
This fedora guy asked for a 'pure drink'
The hell does he mean?
Call me when we get a similar game with better gameplay and from a dev who takes things more seriously and doesn't spout memes everywhere.
I'll steal the OST, though.
>>342303819
It's a /u/ thing. Not very appropriate to use on other boards, yeah.
Place your bets, how long do you think Tumblr scum get a hold of this game and start slapping fucking stupid pronouns and redesigning characters into obese black people for no reason
What is this, a cyberpunk VN?
That's a shame, I really like the art style but I'm not really into VNs
Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTN6cGmH2yM
>>342304407
>epic talking corgis
Is this game for four year olds?
>>342304381
Shitty neighbour, nothing more disappointing in the world than yuri art. Even solo girls are better.
>>342304186
Maduro is about as dumb as Kim Jong. And he knows even less about computers.
He'd sooner come after you for reporting it.
>>342304192
it taste good and I am weak to alcohol (not sickness, I just get drunk too fast). Seriously, If I was a girl I would be raped too many times
>>342304327
Maybe you should go back to vodka cruizers they seem more your speed fuckboy
>>342302412
I am not as vehement as you at it, but I must agree that having no option for fucking all the cute waifus with out futa bartender dick is a hell of a wasted opportunity.
I'll just imagine me fucking Dana on the side.
>>342304438
give him some absinthe
oh shit delicious clean dorothy art in the prologue archive file
>>342303819
its not new kid shit since /u/ has been using it for quite some time although not sure if it actually started on /u/.
And as that other anon said it means hetero shit.
>>342304472
you convinced me
which manga?
I want to read a server maintenance manual to Dorothy!
>>342304471
It would at least suggest our Venezuelan weebs sold enough copies to gain relevance to tumblr artists.
>>342304427
Dorothy calls you out that you're extremely defensive due to the fact all your past relationships are predictable and disappointing outside your boss.
>>342304598
>clean Val art
>>342304472
I retched
>>342304087
Go ahead.
>>342304526
I don't think so, if he knows this shit hits merican territory, he will use it as an example for people trying to make business with uncle Sam. He is dumb as hell but the people that "advise him" are not
>>342304627
Looks like Sakura Trick to me, judging by the two girls.
>bartending game
>a bunch of imaginary alcohol names
am i missing something? is there any thought to the actual mixing? like are they one to one equivalents to real liquors? Why make a bunch of fucking imaginary combinations of shit i dont understand.
am i missing something? can i just like tape the word TEQUILA over "adelhide" on my screen and it still work or will it have me mixing a bunch of stupid bullshit together because the game didnt put any thought to it.
I seriously want to know.
>>342304598
>>342304664
>>342304709
How do they make it go from clean to pixel? Its clearly not pixel by pixel.
>>342304585
What
I don't have Absinthe
>>342304297
This guy.
This guy was the biggest shit I've ever encountered in a video game.
He shows up, acts like a smug asshole, gets drunk, talks randomly about his sex life, then leaves.
Fuck you Ingram. If this check bounce I'll sick the boss on your ass.
>>342304598
>>342304741
Filter maybe?
>>342304658
at this point Im trying to disconnect myself from Jill
I cant really relate to her personally, and also considering I can barely influence her choices at this point
is this game just a VN? Is there any kind of gameplay?
Are there multiple endings? Romance?
Do you get to fuck qt cyberpunk girls?
>>342304627
Yuri Danshitranslation never ever
>>342304860
>Romance?
>Do you get to fuck qt cyberpunk girls?
nope
don't bother
>>342304860
making drinks is kinda gameplay
>>342304598
the face literally looks like a shit eating grin.
>>342304829
He was a douche but at least he just made his fucking orders unlike the shithead from the museum
>>342304836
Jill clean portraits when?
>>342304738
It takes place in 2060, hence the cyberpunk aesthetic
>>342304721
One video game destroying Venezuela seems like a shaky narrative to me.
Is there seriously no way to have the game shuffle all the songs and not just 12 of them at a time?
>>342304495
post moar
>>342304995
Literall a few posts ago >>342304598
>>342301471
No icky males allowed in my /u/topia
>>342304859
I find it odd how well I relate to her even though there's very little we share in common.
I think it just all comes back to how she got bullied for sharing a name with a popular show in middle school. Maybe it's because something similar happened to me in high school but it's just something you don't see in a lot of games. It makes them more human, you know?
>>342304735
>>342304879
thank you boys xxx
>>342305104
j i l l
Who /MIKI/ here?
>>342304969
I'm sure she's been paid to do exactly that at some point.
>>342305062
Jukebox -> Fourth button
Come on dude
>>342305178
Does >>342304052 count?
>>342304860
It's largely a VN. The "gameplay" is just drag-and-drop drink-mixing. It's extremely basic and monotonous and clearly exists solely to pad the game's length. There's also a bit of a money-managing element to it. Buying certain items makes the game easier, but spending too much money on that crap can fuck you over and even get you a bad end.
There are multiple endings but none of them involve full-fledged romance or fucking AFAIK. You only get as far as a sleepover with the busty straight chick.
I'd honestly like to be a friend to her
she needs more friends at her level
>>342299504
>Dumb SJW narratives would be all over the market right now if they were actually the ones making video games. Instead they whine and bitch about inequality of the market but do NOTHING about making their own games.
Are you actually fucking retarded? SJW games are over the place nowadays, and surprise surprise the same people that bitched about them being do-nothing keyboard warriors are also bitching about them infecting the game market with their own shit. Because bitch bitch bitch is all people here know how to do.
>>342305246
It's nice, but it's not in game of her. I need the portraits, man.
>>342305094
Well here's the entire album that song comes from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP1C-W8A69s
As for bitchin music videos here's another: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g
Should I be playing the demo before starting this? It looks like they referenced the demo story at the beginning.
>>342305197
What drink do I give her at this part? I already gave her that special tea.
Well I Just finished the gameand want to unlock the other routesLooking at the achievements, it seems like its going to be tedious unless someone uploads a guide
I wonder if devs will add in more romance options or endings?
So am I the only one who can't take Steam screenshots in this game? The button just doesn't work.
>>342305241
Nigger that still only uses the 12 you selected
>>342305321
They are a drop in the bucket compared to the vast ocean of video games. Quit browsing indie-shit.
>>342305052
Like I said, he is dumb as fuck
>talking bird
>doing a fake solo guitar with a rapper
>>342305364
thanks fampai
>>342304572
>drinking shit beer makes me manly
Grow up nerd
Are there many mundane life games set in a cyberpunk world or is this literally the only of its kind?
>>342305549
Enjoy friendo, that music video is a-fucking-mazing
>>342305371
Both the conceptual prologue (the corgi incident), and the demo prologue (the absolutely not half-conceptual girl) get referenced, but you get away with not playing both as far as important stuff.
>>342305364
>Turbo Killer
Fuck yes, that's the shit right there.
>>342305473
going off the steam forums its a known issue
granted if you just alt+printscreen (assuming you're playing in windowed) it'll still work just fine
if I serve everything BIG to make more money will I get into trouble or something?
>>342305473
ye, F12 takes screenshots and dumps them in some random folder they mentioned on the forum
Where can I pirate this game?
>>342305484
Better choose wisely then faggot, otherwise just mute the audio and listen to the OST on bandcamp
>>342305530
shes gone both ways though
>>342305530
>ex-boyfriend
>ex-girlfriend
>currently crushing hard on Boss
If only romancing was in.
>>342305593
>mundane life
I wish there was more of this. As cool as things like Deus Ex are, I could settle for a more daily life game of cyberpunk.
So the devs are going to use their money to escape Venezuela, right?
>>342304960
>>342304952
>>342305261
wait why would you spend $15 on this if you can't fap to it?
>$42 short of paying the electric bill
I don't want to restart the entire game just to not miss these payments, but I can't keep going knowing that I fucked up.
>>342305373
A soft drink you fool
Like Fluffy dream.
>>342305364
>that music video
>>342305578
I'm confused why you would mix beer and coke instead of something like bourbon
>>342305735
>stealing poor devs even more money
>cuties in a dystopia
How is this believable?
>>342296158
Prologue, Prototype and trial are all too different, how is the actual game flow in the full product? There is a calendar/day system, chapter progression or nothing at all?
>>342305795
I was gonna link you the porn but you had to go and post the reddit frog, good job chief.
>>342305795
>frogposter
Nevermind.
>>342305795
Why do you still frogpost even though it represents everything we hated about reddit?
Because it'sfun.
>>342305810
The reason I asked is because on my first playthrough I didn't give her the tea and I got that rant she gives about losing her identity. Second playthrough I gave her the tea and I didn't get it. So I assumed I fucked up on this drink.
>>342305860
day by day, chapter by chapter, and all the hotkeys you know and love, because fuck clicking and dragging
>>342305735
GOG version
https://mega.nz/#!Vd4mDYRb!24ICgbRNmedIblZ-M-ZnTQAnuNW8boEQzQFxyxvj5kk
Sei>Dorothy>Dana>Alma>Stella>Fuckboy>Kim>Miki
>>342305931
>>342305936
>>342305948
I can't keep up with these /v/ memes, I barely come here anymore
>>342305795
>implying there's something i can't fap to
>>342306065
>Forgetting Jill
So. Is kiririn actually a girl or not?
>>342296606
500 concurrent players is actually a pretty good number.
>>342306068
>Doesn't know Boy's Club/Pepe/Feels Bad Man
Did you just go into a coma for the last 6 years?
If you play without scanlines on then you're wrong
take it to /vg/ already
>>342299590
Please share the image,please?
In my 50 years (give or take) of playing videogames I've never played a VN before, is this a good place to start
Is it even worth it, not really attracted to porn games or hentai, as I'm a big boy now and not an easily-aroused teenager anymore.
I'm pirating by the way.
>>342305795
You guys really are sad. You'll freak out and pay literal money for a flash porn game, but you'll get upset about an actual full fledged game charging you money.
>>342305795
I paid $8 for it, two years ago.
I haven't paid any attention to this game before and this is the first time I've gone into a thread about it, what the fuck is it?
>>342306306
>1. This board is for the posting of video game "general" threads, which are long-term, recurring threads about a specific topic.
Fuck off and go harass the Overwatch threads with this shit
>>342306213
Boys club is awesome.
However pepe is now a reddit and facebook thing, unfortunately.
>>342305845
>buying memes
>>342306339
Yes
>>342306375
>an actual full fledged game
>an actual full fledged game
>an actual full fledged game
>an actual full fledged game
>an actual full fledged game
>>342306306
Don't you have Dark Souls 3 thread #1764 to be in?
>>342306423
Dystopian bar tending simulator novel.
>>342306339
My first VN was called "Three sisters" and honestly it has been going downhill since then.
I suggest playing that first, or after this one since obviously you're just going to play this and I don't know why you're even asking.also can I live with you plz?
>>342306483
When was the last time you were happy?
>>342300070
>all the text is stored baked onto images
Gamemaker users, everyone
>>342303875
go to hell you fucking homo
>>342306628
When you implied this was a "game" i got a spark of dopamine.
>>342306339
>50 years
What were you playing on 1966, gramps?
>>342306628
Happiness is an illusion, exile.
hey its my roommates birthday
Should I gift him this shit?
He likes visual novels generally so would this be alright?
I really want to hold hands with Dorothy
>>342306725
he likes hot /v/ memes ?
>>342306725
get everyone in the dorm a copy
Any chance this game gets extended content?
>>342306638
>literal scripts directory
>>342306628
Never. And I don't want to. Happy normies are all retards.
>>342306705
First one in a long time, i bet, lardass.
>>342306892
Not him but there is this board you might like, it's called /r9k/ you would fit in pretty well
It's amazing how the developers perfectly captured how autistic image board users can be
>>342306852
I'd buy that for a dollar.Or a regional equivalent.
>>342306725
Does he complain a lot about "western devs?"
Holy shit whats up with everyone being gay in video games all of a sudden. Either way this game is comfy as fuck
>>342303938
>>342304087
>>342304709
wrong! she only charges money for sexual behavior. hugs, cuddles, and headpats are free!
>>342306725
Does he like epic internet culture? Does he like blueballs? Does he like playing as a girl?
>>342307008
Those guys are all posers. True masters of the craft go to wizardchan.
>>342307012
Isn't he from 4chin anyway?
>>342307012
It's like I am staring at a reflection of myself.
>>342306638
Nah, just the articles and forums on your phone.
>>342307012
>t-the game does not have memes
>p-people are just shitposting
wow
>>342307012
please, they couldn't bring themselves to write waifufags
>>342307064
It's just a fad, pay it no mind.
>>342306803
Unfortunately yes.
>>342306838
No, this house will never go through the great katawa shoujo tragedy again
>>342306170
Girl.
>>342307170
yes, devs even made a discord chat with /v/ when the game launched
>>342307254
Because "faggot" isn't as widely accepted in every day conversation the way "nigger" has.
>>342307064
i wonder
>>342307293
Ah KS. The great leveller. I love what that game did to the waifuscape.
>>342307472
Oh look it's the DARPA Chief from MGS
>>342307293
>Unfortunately yes.
is a 10/10 for him, do it
>>342306689
All Lilim are slut?
What's the point of making your game a VN if you can't write for shit?
Is the prologue content in the full game or do I need to play that separately?
>>342307423
It's clear they've only ever read about image boards from New York Times articles.
Even a newfag would get the fag suffix right.
>>342307526
I remember a thread back in agdg where someone posted proof kiririn is a transgirl and is firends with chirstine love, but dont quote me on that.
>>342307669
Separately
>>342307660
No, just Dorothy.
>>342306170
It's a play on Kirin which is a Japanese beer
>>342307702
don't bully sukeban
>>342307670
Someone would whine and get the game removed if they did that. It's an unfortunate fact of life.
>>342307670
IN their universe, it's entirely possible they are talking to bots.
>>342307790
is joke, anon
>>342307702
K. I won't quote you because you've brought no proof.
>>342307767
kirin is the japanese pronounciation/"spelling" of Qilin.
Which is a chinese dragon with hooves.
Which is why kirins are dragons in MH.
>>342307869
ha, i guess
>>342301843
They aren't. Literally a plot point is that the bar is that it is going to close soon.
>>342307078
>physical contact.
If you touch you pay.
>>342307873
That's why i said dont quote me on that you retard. I would post proof if i bothered to save it back then, but it was two years ago.
Do not disturb the DFC unit while it's undergoing its daily malwarebytes scan.
LETS NOT MAKE OUR OWN JOKES, LETS JUST USE OLD ONES
CREATIVITY IS OVERRATED
>>342307931
WHAT DO I GIVE SEI
do i give her the bleeding jane????
>>342308010
OK, Glen Beck.
>>342296387
I'll draw porn of her RIGHT NOW
>>342308040
It has a lot of original jokes though.
Friendly reminder that Dorothy enjoys having all her holes violated by older smelly men
>>342297601
You have to install an internet browser and give Polish Jews all your personal information.
>>342308048
I don't know I haven't played the game.
What is he asking for?
>>342308048
Give her the Testosterone Shot.
so fi I don't manage to get people what they want I'll end up with a shit ending right?
>>342308152
DO NOT DISTURB THE ROBOT.
>>342308089
don't be an autist anon
autists create motivation
Anyone know Dorothoy's favorite drink? I need to give it to her but I don't remember.
Does Dorothy get an ending?
>>342308029
>daily malwarebytes scan
Is that what the kids today are calling bukkake parties?
>>342308337
Piano Woman
>Mashing 'i' while talking to Streaming-chan
Post more cyberpunkss
bought this game on humble months ago and am still waiting for my steam key
anyone got a torrent link so i can play while i wait?
>>342308261
I don't follow. And frankly, I don't care.
>>342308146
Lies, she is pure!.
>>342308048
THIS
>>342308029
Why is this pouty face always the cutest?
I think itskind of boring
>>342308247
The better you do the more money you get.
Regardless of what ending you're on the path to getting there's a hard check at the end. You HAVE to be able to pay rent. Ten thousand bucks. If you don't have the money you're getting a bad end no matter what.
So spending the entire game fucking up is probably not a good idea.
How long is this game? Some guy in the previous thread said there were 11 chapters, but that seems way too long.
>>342308442
you can press o and p too
>>342308640
but I'm giving everyone the most expensive drink or make what they want large and they're like "oh well not what I was expecting but ok"
>>342307639
SNAKE, THAT'S NOT THE DARPA CHIEF!
>>342308797
Also K and L apparently
I like that you can use the vibrator.
I don't think anything else can actually be used either.
>>342301390
>>342301535
>tfw people are too fucking normie here incolombia
>>342296158
DOROTHY PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY.
>>342308884
if i go to a bar and ask for a gin and tonic and they give me some fucking beer bong giant huge fucking vodka + tonic drink shit that costs 100 bucks i'd be like "whatever fuckface that's not what i ordered"
Threads about to die. Before it does, I just want you all to know one thing.Hello fellow youngsters
NEW THREAD WHERE
>>342301867
a-are you a girl ?
So the interactivity comes in the form of who to give alcohol to and who to keep it from when it's optional, right?
What happens if you serve a bungled drink?
>>342308884
They might not bitch about it but if you're not getting the flawless bonus at the end of every night you're losing a lot of money.
>>342309173
How do I Premium
>>342306065
The inconstant hair shading between Sei and everyone else triggers me.
F
>>342301390
>stumble across CHAM from macross 82-89 on spotify
>love it because its such a deviation from what i normally listen to
>you tell me its mexican
as a mexican i can only throw my hands up in frustration
Anyone else looking forward to the Vita port? This game is gonna be so comfy
>>342306065
What's up with the left girl's eye?
>>342309494
Nanomachine rejections, son
>>342309139
huh but this is a game, I'm very anal about doing things right, I was just wondering if getting those unsatisfied dialogues while still selling the most expensive drink ($500) would make me get a bad ending in the long run or something.
>>342297346
>not buying it directly from them on Itch.io
You get music, a Steam key AND a DRM Free copy, it's the best of all worlds
whats a seventeen?
>>342309494
How insensitive, anon.
>>342309234
>So the interactivity comes in the form of who to give alcohol to and who to keep it from when it's optional, right?
that as well as the fact that you have to pay for shit (which requires you to do a good job) as well as giving people drinks with more alcohol can make them say different shit. it's not just booze/not booze
>What happens if you serve a bungled drink?
depends
>>342309494
If you're talking about your left, then shegot her eye gouged out by what is essentially a super cop
If you're actually talking about the injured left eye of the girl on the rightshe jumped off a building during a terrorist attack and shit happened
>>342309036
You got a problem with that?
>>342309658
>which requires you to do a good job
Wait, it's possible to do a bad job? There's no time limit, I don't understand.
>>342309641
17 ingredients.
