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>>342296158

New Thread
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Dorothy a slut
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>>342309416

yeah, macross is pretty chill since i have met him irl
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>>342309742
yes we know that

also whats this weird guy saying about seventeen
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GOD DAMMIT I ALWAYS MAKE A MISTAKE AT THE PART WITH THE CHICKEN WINGS

WHAT DO I GIVE ALMA TO GET RID OF THE SPICINESS
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>>342309647
who is she?
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>no 18+ scenes
>eroge DLC wont happen because guy will get vanned by corrupt government
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Clap your hands if you're waiting for the vita port!
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>tfw Jill is a slut and not a vigin Christmas cake
What a wasted opportunity.
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>>342309843
Make him a drink with seventeen total ingredients.
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WHAT THE FUCK TO I GIVE SEI. I CANT STAND THE PRESSURE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM&spfreload=10

Best track on the OST
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>>342309843
You need 17 parts to it. Find something with optional alcohol and just keep throwing those in.

>>342309875
I went with a Piano Woman because I was trying to jew everyone, and that seemed to work, so try that.
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DOROTHY IS A ROBOSLUT WHO PLEASES PEDOS FOR MONEY
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>>342309993
Clap
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What do I give murder girl to calm her down?
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Before this thread inevitably becomes a shitfest of "meme game" accusations and screenshots, can we all agree that the art and soundtrack are GOAT-tier?
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>>342309993
Clap clap!
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>>342310162
I gave her a Zen whatever, it worked. She came back the next day angry because she fell asleep though.
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The visual style is too millenial.

I don't like it. Isn't there a way to replace the character models with good-looking ones?
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>>342310201
yes
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>>342310046
Give her sugar rush with no alcohol or something
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>>342309647
do not buy this game

mega:///#!ohFzCayb!mLrrD4JaWIZnSF758kG_dxdSaM-tz6nmpo8DwsOUEtQ
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>>342310227
The character models look fine you tool.
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>>342310314
GOG version
https://mega.nz/#!Vd4mDYRb!24ICgbRNmedIblZ-M-ZnTQAnuNW8boEQzQFxyxvj5kk
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>>342310201
No.

It's one of those games that try to leech on 90s nostalgia without actually trying to stick to 90s visuals.
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>>342310227
>>342310336
>character models
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>>342310127
I need money to fill my power cells to survive you got a problem with that?
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JUSTICE
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>>342310201
It's pretty good, but I can't see I've played many games with those aesthetics so I can't compare.
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>>342310223
>not giving her the "Bad Touch"
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>>342310336
They look made in the current decade, which is unappealing.
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dev if you reading this (i know you are)

add a random option for the jukebox please, i dont give enough of a fuck to autistically scan through all the songs
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am I the only one that don't find the OST that amazing?

having a jukebox all the time with random songs instead of a carefully crafted ost implemented on specific situations to accentuate emotion feels kinda lazy.
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>>342310201
Eh.
Art could've been better if it wasn't pixelated for nostalgia's sake and the OST is good, but not GOAT or anything.
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>>342310389
What the living fuck are you on about? Were you even old even to remember what computer games were like in the late 80s/early 90s? This shit's almost 1:1 graphically.
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>>342309875
Just got done figuring this out, the Blue Fairy will do it and count for the flawless bonus. For some reason the Fluffy Dream doesn't work even though the description talks about making "your tongue feel velvet-y" and I don't really see why the Blue Fairy does it, but whatever.
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>>342310449
DOROTHY IS A SLUT

SLUT
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>>342310495
Or it could have been good if it had been pixelated AND drawn in a retro style.
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>>342310478

And to add onto this, a popup somewhere on the screen that says what the name of the song currently playing is.
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>>342310353
whats the difference?
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>>342310459
the fuck is this
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>>342310208
>covering her snatch
>tits and not DFC

OOC
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>>342310616

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE0qWpVoq54
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>>342310449
Shut up.
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>>342310478
>>342310589
click on the jukebox button

youre welcome
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>>342310535
How can you be so fucking blind as to not be able to tell the difference between millenial anime style and 80s/90s anime style?
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>Actual delicious slutty sexbots like Dorothy will become a thing in your life time

Truly a time to be alive
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>>342310723
im talking about adding songs to the playlist not the shuffle button
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>LITERALLY shilling a general of an anime meme game

A new low for this board and for humanity
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>>342310535
Were YOU even old enough to remember how people drew cute girls in the late 80s/early 90s?

Fuck no you weren't, you just think that if it's got purple and pixels then obviously it looks like an old computer game. Faggot.
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>>342310760
>VR Waifus are still a long way off
Kill me
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>>342310830
Well, I solved the other issue you had, at least.

So what'll ya have?
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FAUX-RETRO GAMING FUCK OFF
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How lengthy is this game? I am willing to support the devs but I want a decent amount of content for it.

$17 or so is a fair price?
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>>342310537
>Blue Fairy

>robot girl

Connected?
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>>342311014
It's pretty much the common route of a VN without any actual routes for the girls or sex scenes. It's like if they tried to sell the Grisaia demo.

$5 max. I'll pay him more when he finishes the fucking thing.
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>>342311014

It's pretty long apparently. I'm 5 hours deep and only ending the first week (granted about 1 hour of it is me alt tabbed posting on here). There's apparently at least 2 more weeks of game and newgame+ content.
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>>342311014
It really depends how fast you read.

so like eight hours, more if you do NG+
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>it's a male customer
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I NEED MORE CYBERPUNK GAMES SET IN SOMEWHAT MUNDANE LIFESTYLES

DIESELPUNK AND BIOPUNK WELCOME TOO

NO STEAMPUNK ALLOWED
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>>342310710
Oh so you can use more than just the vibrator in your house?
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>>342311239

Yes
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this game is boring as fuck

cant believe i got shilled into buying this, instant fucking refund
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Torrent where?
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>>342311014
It's 15 bucks and if you don't hold Ctrl the whole time it's ~12 hours.
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So I don't really like traditional VNs, but I do like this game. Any other recommendations for me?
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>>342311295
sasuga anon
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>>342311304
read the thread
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>>342311360
A bullet
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>>342311295
>Visual novel
>what's with all the reading
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>>342311402
>mega shit

I asked for a torrent.
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>>342311425
Is it on Steam?
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>>342311318
I was thinking about tipping the devs because I love VNs
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>>342309647
>tfw been telling my friend to get this great multiplayer game so we can play it together.
>tells me he'll get it when he gets the money
>get on today and see he bought and is playing this shit game instead
Fucking hell, so many games he could have bought and he buys this shit, then he's gonna go and complain how he doesn't have any money again.


I need better friends
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>>342311230
Donovan is the best customer
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>>342311360
A few drinks
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>>342311513
Its even faster you dumb shit.
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>>342311513
There is one on KAT
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>you can't fuck anyone

>$15
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She is a woman after my own heart. I'm going to marry Dana!
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>>342311557

I'm glad you shared that story now fuck off you faggot
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I want to lock eyes with Dorothy as we lay next to each other on the bed while we hold hands.
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>that conversation about jill's ex-gf

right in the fucking feels ;_;
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So anybody knows the drinks to unlock the cameos?
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>>342310906
says fucking who. we'll easily have holodeck like technology in 8 years
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>>342311769
that would be $960 plus tip.
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>>342311234
What the hell is dieselpunk and biopunk
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I need pictures, pictures of Miki
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>someone complaining about why japanese is coming before spanish
Spics aren't the ones that are gonna make the doujins you retards.
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I want Dana to break my spine
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>>342311908
How the hell do you do the necessary feedback?
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>>342311961
Do you take credit?
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>>342310720
no bully android
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>>342311961
SHUT UP, SEXBOT.
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>>342312128
>breaking people's back to make them humble

...Iron Shiek?
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>>342312052
You asked for it nano
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>>342312130
Hard light constructs and neural feedback. EZPZ
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>>342312128
FUCK HIS ASS MAKE HIM HUMBLE

I'm honestly surprised by just how much wrestling is in this but I love it. I feel like I've seen at least two, maybe three characters saying various Rock catchphrases so far.
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So is the game good?
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>>342312323
Not that Miki.
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>can't go without 5 pages of dialogue without being slapped with a /v/ tier meme that is old as fuck by now
>characters are dealing with bisexual/lesbian content
>all the steam reviews are "LE /v/ FOR THE WIN XDD"
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>>342312178
yes honey.
>>342312239
STOP HITTING ME!
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>>342312416
GOTYAY
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>>342312416
see
>>342312502
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>>342312416
It's an unfinished eroge without any sex
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Reminder that this game is feminist trash and should be avoided.
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>>342312239
>there's only like 3 fan arts
I hope it gets popular enough for more
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>>342312416

Depends on what you want out of it. It's a VN that could probably be best described as "Slice of Life set in a cyberpunk bar"
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>>342312645
>eroge without any sex
You are not making sense anon.
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>>342312502
i weep for /v/ which now wets the bed over every little thing
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>>342312527
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>>342312703
hacker not a whore.
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>>342312502
>characters are dealing with bisexual/lesbian content
but we're all gay little girls here anon
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>>342312743
>waifubait
>tons of sex talk
>female archetypes are all covered
>MC is bi

It's a big ass common route.
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I got 17 and fake, but what the hell is purity?
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>>342312527
This was the best dorothy sprite
They ruined her face in the final version
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Hi guys. Got a question.

Why does this game make me feel so empty inside?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyEcA127dWM

SEVEN
TEEN
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>>342312895
yeah
she just looks like a blow-up sex doll now
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>>342313038
>she just looks like a blow-up sex doll now

hmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>342312948
It's telling you to fill your belly with copious amounts of alcohol.
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>>342312872
It still doesn't have sex or anything like that.
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>>342312887
I did blue fairy
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>>342313170
Did it work? I'm thinking the rum because in only has one ingredients, or sugar rush because "as girly as it gets" and girls are pure
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>>342313167
Right, but it obviously leads up to it, and then cuts off before anything happens.
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>>342310353
>>342310314
Can anyone confirm? I'm going to buy it anyway but I want to know if this is 250 mbs of dolphin porn.
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>>342312948
>you will never be a lowlife nobody living in a futuristic neo-city filled to the brim with technologically advanced robots, gadgets and qts.
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>>342312750

Shut the fuck up you fucking shill.

>not even top page on best sellers
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>>342313097
compare her old lips to her new lips
she went from kawaii to slut in 2 years
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>>342309993
Pachi pachi
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>>342312674
This is true of really most Cyberpunk settings though. The Cyberpunk genre has always been a little more progressive and sexual than others.
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>>342312674
You just want to be upset for the sake of being upset.
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What did Dorothy and Jill do when boss pays Doro to stay with jill?
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>>342310353
>>342310314
this is a virus
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>>342313326
Jill said something about how drinks are pure and he seemed to accept that. I may be wrong though since I had 1 error that day
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>>342312948

The illusion of friendship and cute girls who want to talk to you.
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Is this a VN or is it an actual game with actual gameplay?
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>>342313534
Watched the world burn.
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>>342313549
Well I did Rum, mumbled about it being free of human sin or some shit, and got 0 mistakes.
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CDPR should put a Dorothy easter egg in Cyberpunk.
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>>342313618
Yes
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>>342312674
the game itself is fine but it's the videogame equivalent of "you've probably never heard of them" for these parasites
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>>342313618
Play the fucking demo. It's a VN with bartending action
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>>342313618
It's a VN with gameplay.
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>>342313618
VNs > 2016 games
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>>342313403
>>342310353
here
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>>342313618
Gameplay is mixing a drink which can be a very small puzzle. It is very dialogue and story heavy

>>342313629
I guess you have to just give him something then.
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>>342313549
I think you can't fail that one, I got the same message and flawless service at the end when giving him that one drink which was almost pure alcohol.
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>>342313618
There are rules, choices and win/fail states. Therefore it is a game.
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>>342313723
Bartender never gets any action.
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I want to marry dorothy!
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>>342313778

>wallpaper

I can't be assed to download the whole thing already own it on steam but I need this
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>>342312674
stop being an idiot
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holy shit, why didn't you guys warn me this game was so lewd?
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>follow instructions on how to make sugar rush
>it keeps getting fucked up

I don't understand
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>>342313541
this is a shill

neck yourself
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Does this game has /u/s?
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Christ, that ending came out of nowhere. Wasnt i supposed to help dorothy with something? And was the ghost girl ever explained?
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>>342314123
>implying it actually ended

COMMON

ROUTE
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>>342311738
Sorry I don't have shit taste
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>>342314064
This, I also want to know
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As a Venezuelan, I feel obliged to play this game. Good thing it looks ace.
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>>342314039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTLo6_kq548
This is how it do.
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>>342314039
You're mixing too long or forgetting the age / ice.
Mix: stop instantly
Blend: wait until it shakes fast
On the rocks: ice
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>>342314039
You are probably mixing for too long. The game isn't obvious with it at first and only mentions later that mixing for more than a few seconds is called blending and ruins drinks that don't need it. Just cick mix and unmix.

Otherwise you can't really fuck it up unless you are usin too much ingridients. There are normal sized drinks and double sized drinks, that's it. Optional alchohol means any amount of it though.
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>check out the devs on steam
>one of them has YRYR avatar
>other has pic related

I can't believe these two have taste this good
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>>342314003
WHAT
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>>342311557
Wonderful blog. Followed.
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stop shilling your shit meme game here
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>>342314213
Are you even allowed on the Internet? I've heard you guys are literally catching rats off the street to survive right now.
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>>342314039
Are you mixing it? For mixing you want the first 5 seconds of slow shake and you can just double click it to complete.
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>>342314339
kek
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>>342314335
wrong thread, this isn't overwatch
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Lewd mods when.

I want to mix Dorothy's vagina.
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So how does the game work?

Is it a Kinetic Novel or a actual VN with choices and shit?
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What's a "soft" drink for *Kira* Miki?
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How can I tell when I fucked up a drink?

I get customers saying "huh i expected something stronger" "this isn't as sweet as I expected but fine" basically giving them what they ordered but they're still sometime dissapointed and arbitrarily I make their drinks big. And I still get the flawless bonus, so when do I end up disappointing the customers exactly?
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>>342312695
I gotcha covered, pro drawfag here btw
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>>342314437
both are shit meme games

the description of this game on steam literally has the word "waifu" in it you pathetic fucks
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INDIEBOX WHEN
this will be the first one with a daki
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>>342314545
Read the drink descriptions.
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>>342314213
i thought venezuela people were not allowed to post on 4chan.
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>>342314592
sorry i'm not scared of specific words, anon
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>>342314603
I've never had much interest in things like that but if this game had an indiebox I'd fork over whatever price they wanted.

same with a physical vita release even though my Vita TV does nothing but gather dust right now.
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>>342310546
>tfw no roboslut to play with your ass
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>>342314541
Kinetic. You barely have any choice outside of what to mix occasionally.
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>>342314553
If you got them what they want everything is fine.

Really though there are only a few puzzles that are even worth thinking about, I failed a single perfect service when fat hipster asked for some garbage and i'm not even sure why.
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>>342314213
>I'm from Spain
>people are afraid voting for a certain new political party will make Spain become the new Venezuela
>mfw I wish Spanish videogames were as good as this one
I guess I know who I'll be voting for.
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>>342314213
stay safe dude
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So did Dorothy and Dana fuck in the past?
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>>342313618

The shills saying it has gameplay are delusional SJWs. Something like Ace Attorney has more gameplay than this. This is like elementary tier puzzles on old DOS systems level of gameplay.
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Vita release when?
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>>342314929
No.
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>>342314851
Didn't you guys make Cadtlevania Lords of Shadows.
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Android and ios release when
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>>342314213
Want some bread?
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>>342314339
Some have reached that point, that's why there are ransacks all over the country. Give it a few months, and everyone will get there.
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>>342309647

>launch the game at 1pm
>play it the whole afternoon
>11 pm now
>chapter 2

jesus fuck how many chapters have this game?
at this rate i will be finishing it in two months if i play a day or break a day
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>>342315024
Yes. You are not implying that was a good game at all, right?

Honestly, the only good Spanish games I can think of are Locomalito's. Particularly, Maldita Castilla.
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>played the demo a long ass time ago
>didn't think anyone would notice this game
God i'm so fucking happy people are actually into this
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>>342315157
Considering some people have been talking about the ending it's probably very front loaded then speeds through the chapters.
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>>342314694
not scared of shit tumblr games either apparently

sasuga reddit man
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>>342315157
3
it's literally the MGSV of VNs
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>>342315190
>Maldita Castilla.
>good.
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Is pleasing old men a lucrative market? Dorothy seems to make a decent living
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>>342315230
It has blown up.
I think the wait helped fuel the hype.
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>>342314851
Deadlight is good.
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>>342314950
>>342315031

at 100k sales
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What's a bitter, sobering drink?

None of the sobering drinks are bitter in the description
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>>342312527
Can you modify body parts?
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>>342315290
huh, you say somethin?
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>game suggests I sit back and relax while playing
>I have no chairs in which to sit back in
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>post your face when you will never get to hire dorothy
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>>342315351

I think she said it helps a lot that she's one of the few sex workers that kept their childish body.
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>>342309842
i'd suck his dick
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>>342315367
I'd say it's decent at best. It's a shame Rime is never coming out. Both MercurySteam and Tequila Works have some serious drama issues with some of their members.
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>>342315513
>playing PC games standing up

You deserve the suffering.
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>>342315543
more like
>yfw you'll never be a qt bartender in a cyberpunk world
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>>342315543
Why pay when you can pirate a Dorothy?
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>>342315543
>you will never blow your life savings on a 24/7 hardcore hugging session with a cute fuckbot
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>>342315543
More like mfw I will most likely be dead before Cyberpunk becomes a reality so I will never get to experience bartending like this game.

I am already a bartender though.It I as relrelaxing as the game is but not as adventurous.
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Wait, I missed the tutorial on how to make a Big drink, was it add more of a certain item?
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>>342315782
how?
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>>342315858
double all of the ingredients
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>>342315858
Add over 10 ingredients. You can tell by looking at the dots under the shaker.
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>>342315858
Add double the ingredients. You can only do it when the base ingredients are ten or less.
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>>342315852
Do you get to mix stupid shit like in this game too or do you just pour from bottles to a glass?
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>Playing the game for 12 hours straight
>Not once did i think to open one of the bottles of beer i'd bought the night before
>Shot glasses are empty, rum is untouched

I am a fool

>>342315858
You double up on the ingredients
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>>342315410
Just give him something bitter. Hell i gave him bitter with lots of alcohol.
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>Kanyevania

kek
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>>342315441
Like this?
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>>342315701
I meant that I have no chairs with a back to lean against.
It's still nothing but suffering with the spinal damage I've caused from slouching.
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The 'It's now safe to keep playing' jingle is pure earsex
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>>342312527
Stop being a slut then.
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>>342316071
Even in the future, you still can't bang a well endowed bot. Eh, at least there is those sweet sweet cyber glory holes!
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>>342314851
What about la Edad de oro del software espaƱol?
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I WANT TO MARRY STREAM CHAN
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>>342316000
A bit of both. We have some bottles connected via hoses in the back that we can pour for people. I can also mix drinks that people request. A lot of people just ask for various beer brands though.

If people are asshats I just water their drinks down.
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>>342316132
that takes years.
can you not buy a chair in the third-world?
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>>342315852
You could be a brain in a jar.
Just make sure to store your other organs too if you can.
Honestly if you could somehow get a second heart you'd be set. Human hearts never get rest. I'm sure we'd all live longer if they could.
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>first character dialogue in the game is about click bait websites and the character being on a political pedastel when it comes to the whole thing

Jeeze.
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>>342309993
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Anyone got wallpapers?
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What's Dorothy's cheer up drink?
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Red pill me on this game /v/
is it the new undertale? This is the third thread I see today.
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>>342316525
It gets memeier
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>>342316917
A bucket full of thick Cum
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>>342317068
and oil. Oily cum.
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>>342316805
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>>342316917
Semen.
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>>342316956
Undergay is fucking awful
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>>342317136
More.
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