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>>342296158
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Dorothy a slut
>>342309416
yeah, macross is pretty chillsince i have met him irl
>>342309742
yes we know that
also whats this weird guy saying about seventeen
GOD DAMMIT I ALWAYS MAKE A MISTAKE AT THE PART WITH THE CHICKEN WINGS
WHAT DO I GIVE ALMA TO GET RID OF THE SPICINESS
>>342309647
who is she?
>no 18+ scenes
>eroge DLC wont happen because guy will get vanned by corrupt government
Clap your hands if you're waiting for the vita port!
>tfw Jill is a slut and not a vigin Christmas cake
What a wasted opportunity.
>>342309843
Make him a drink with seventeen total ingredients.
WHAT THE FUCK TO I GIVE SEI. I CANT STAND THE PRESSURE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM&spfreload=10
Best track on the OST
>>342309843
You need 17 parts to it. Find something with optional alcohol and just keep throwing those in.
>>342309875
I went with a Piano Woman because I was trying to jew everyone, and that seemed to work, so try that.
DOROTHY IS A ROBOSLUT WHO PLEASES PEDOS FOR MONEY
>>342309993
Clap
What do I give murder girl to calm her down?
Before this thread inevitably becomes a shitfest of "meme game" accusations and screenshots, can we all agree that the art and soundtrack are GOAT-tier?
>>342309993
Clap clap!
>>342310162
I gave her a Zen whatever, it worked.She came back the next day angry because she fell asleep though.
The visual style is too millenial.
I don't like it. Isn't there a way to replace the character models with good-looking ones?
>>342310201
yes
>>342310046
Give her sugar rush with no alcohol or something
>>342309647
do not buy this game
mega:///#!ohFzCayb!mLrrD4JaWIZnSF758kG_dxdSaM-tz6nmpo8DwsOUEtQ
>>342310227
The character models look fine you tool.
>>342310314
GOG version
https://mega.nz/#!Vd4mDYRb!24ICgbRNmedIblZ-M-ZnTQAnuNW8boEQzQFxyxvj5kk
>>342310201
No.
It's one of those games that try to leech on 90s nostalgia without actually trying to stick to 90s visuals.
>>342310227
>>342310336
>character models
>>342310127
I need money to fill my power cells to survive you got a problem with that?
JUSTICE
>>342310201
It's pretty good, but I can't see I've played many games with those aesthetics so I can't compare.
>>342310223
>not giving her the "Bad Touch"
>>342310336
They look made in the current decade, which is unappealing.
dev if you reading this (i know you are)
add a random option for the jukebox please, i dont give enough of a fuck to autistically scan through all the songs
am I the only one that don't find the OST that amazing?
having a jukebox all the time with random songs instead of a carefully crafted ost implemented on specific situations to accentuate emotion feels kinda lazy.
>>342310201
Eh.
Art could've been better if it wasn't pixelated for nostalgia's sake and the OST is good, but not GOAT or anything.
>>342310389
What the living fuck are you on about? Were you even old even to remember what computer games were like in the late 80s/early 90s? This shit's almost 1:1 graphically.
>>342309875
Just got done figuring this out, the Blue Fairy will do it and count for the flawless bonus. For some reason the Fluffy Dream doesn't work even though the description talks about making "your tongue feel velvet-y" and I don't really see why the Blue Fairy does it, but whatever.
>>342310449
DOROTHY IS A SLUT
SLUT
>>342310495
Or it could have been good if it had been pixelated AND drawn in a retro style.
>>342310478
And to add onto this, a popup somewhere on the screen that says what the name of the song currently playing is.
>>342310353
whats the difference?
>>342310459
the fuck is this
>>342310208
>covering her snatch
>tits and not DFC
OOC
>>342310616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE0qWpVoq54
>>342310449
Shut up.
>>342310478
>>342310589
click on the jukebox button
youre welcome
>>342310535
How can you be so fucking blind as to not be able to tell the difference between millenial anime style and 80s/90s anime style?
>Actual delicious slutty sexbots like Dorothy will become a thing in your life time
Truly a time to be alive
>>342310723
im talking about adding songs to the playlist not the shuffle button
>LITERALLY shilling a general of an anime meme game
A new low for this board and for humanity
>>342310535
Were YOU even old enough to remember how people drew cute girls in the late 80s/early 90s?
Fuck no you weren't, you just think that if it's got purple and pixels then obviously it looks like an old computer game. Faggot.
>>342310760
>VR Waifus are still a long way off
Kill me
>>342310830
Well, I solved the other issue you had, at least.So what'll ya have?
FAUX-RETRO GAMING FUCK OFF
How lengthy is this game? I am willing to support the devs but I want a decent amount of content for it.
$17 or so is a fair price?
>>342310537
>Blue Fairy
>robot girl
Connected?
>>342311014
It's pretty much the common route of a VN without any actual routes for the girls or sex scenes. It's like if they tried to sell the Grisaia demo.
$5 max. I'll pay him more when he finishes the fucking thing.
>>342311014
It's pretty long apparently. I'm 5 hours deep and only ending the first week (granted about 1 hour of it is me alt tabbed posting on here). There's apparently at least 2 more weeks of game and newgame+ content.
>>342311014
It really depends how fast you read.
so like eight hours, more if you do NG+
>it's a male customer
I NEED MORE CYBERPUNK GAMES SET IN SOMEWHAT MUNDANE LIFESTYLES
DIESELPUNK AND BIOPUNK WELCOME TOO
NO STEAMPUNK ALLOWED
>>342310710
Oh so you can use more than just the vibrator in your house?
>>342311239
Yes
this game is boring as fuck
cant believe i got shilled into buying this, instant fucking refund
Torrent where?
>>342311014
It's 15 bucks and if you don't hold Ctrl the whole time it's ~12 hours.
So I don't really like traditional VNs, but I do like this game. Any other recommendations for me?
>>342311295
sasuga anon
>>342311304
read the thread
>>342311360
A bullet
>>342311295
>Visual novel
>what's with all the reading
>>342311402
>mega shit
I asked for a torrent.
>>342311425
Is it on Steam?
>>342311318
I was thinking about tipping the devs because I love VNs
>>342309647
>tfw been telling my friend to get this great multiplayer game so we can play it together.
>tells me he'll get it when he gets the money
>get on today and see he bought and is playing this shit game instead
Fucking hell, so many games he could have bought and he buys this shit, then he's gonna go and complain how he doesn't have any money again.
I need better friends
>>342311230
Donovan is the best customer
>>342311360
A few drinks
>>342311513
Its even faster you dumb shit.
>>342311513
There is one on KAT
>you can't fuck anyone
>$15
She is a woman after my own heart. I'm going to marry Dana!
>>342311557
I'm glad you shared that story now fuck off you faggot
I want tolock eyeswith Dorothy as welay next to each otheron the bed while wehold hands.
>that conversation about jill's ex-gf
right in the fucking feels ;_;
So anybody knows the drinks to unlock the cameos?
>>342310906
says fucking who. we'll easily have holodeck like technology in 8 years
>>342311769
that would be $960 plus tip.
>>342311234
What the hell is dieselpunk and biopunk
I need pictures, pictures of Miki
>someone complaining about why japanese is coming before spanish
Spics aren't the ones that are gonna make the doujins you retards.
I want Dana to break my spine
>>342311908
How the hell do you do the necessary feedback?
>>342311961
Do you take credit?
>>342310720
no bully android
>>342311961
SHUT UP, SEXBOT.
>>342312128
>breaking people's back to make them humble
...Iron Shiek?
>>342312052
You asked for it nano
>>342312130
Hard light constructs and neural feedback. EZPZ
>>342312128
FUCK HIS ASS MAKE HIM HUMBLEI'm honestly surprised by just how much wrestling is in this but I love it. I feel like I've seen at least two, maybe three characters saying various Rock catchphrases so far.
So is the game good?
>>342312323
Not that Miki.
>can't go without 5 pages of dialogue without being slapped with a /v/ tier meme that is old as fuck by now
>characters are dealing with bisexual/lesbian content
>all the steam reviews are "LE /v/ FOR THE WIN XDD"
>>342312178
yes honey.
>>342312239
STOP HITTING ME!
>>342312416
GOTYAY
>>342312416
It's an unfinished eroge without any sex
Reminder that this game is feminist trash and should be avoided.
>>342312239
>there's only like 3 fan arts
I hope it gets popular enough for more
>>342312416
Depends on what you want out of it. It's a VN that could probably be best described as "Slice of Life set in a cyberpunk bar"
>>342312645
>eroge without any sex
You are not making sense anon.
>>342312502
i weep for /v/ which now wets the bed over every little thing
>>342312703
hacker not a whore.
>>342312502
>characters are dealing with bisexual/lesbian content
but we're all gay little girls here anon
>>342312743
>waifubait
>tons of sex talk
>female archetypes are all covered
>MC is bi
It's a big ass common route.
I got 17 and fake, but what the hell is purity?
>>342312527
This was the best dorothy sprite
They ruined her face in the final version
Hi guys. Got a question.
Why does this game make me feel so empty inside?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyEcA127dWM
SEVEN
TEEN
>>342312895
yeah
she just looks like a blow-up sex doll now
>>342313038
>she just looks like a blow-up sex doll now
hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>342312948
It's telling you to fill your belly with copious amounts of alcohol.
>>342312872
It still doesn't have sex or anything like that.
>>342312887
I did blue fairy
>>342313170
Did it work? I'm thinking the rum because in only has one ingredients, or sugar rush because "as girly as it gets"and girls are pure
>>342313167
Right, but it obviously leads up to it, and then cuts off before anything happens.
>>342310353
>>342310314
Can anyone confirm? I'm going to buy it anyway but I want to know if this is 250 mbs of dolphin porn.
>>342312948
>you will never be a lowlife nobody living in a futuristic neo-city filled to the brim with technologically advanced robots, gadgets and qts.
>>342312750
Shut the fuck up you fucking shill.
>not even top page on best sellers
>>342313097
compare her old lips to her new lips
she went from kawaii to slut in 2 years
>>342309993
Pachi pachi
>>342312674
This is true of really most Cyberpunk settings though. The Cyberpunk genre has always been a little more progressive and sexual than others.
>>342312674
You just want to be upset for the sake of being upset.
What did Dorothy and Jill do when boss pays Doro to stay with jill?
>>342310353
>>342310314
this is a virus
>>342313326
Jill said something about how drinks are pure and he seemed to accept that. I may be wrong though since I had 1 error that day
>>342312948
The illusion of friendship and cute girls who want to talk to you.
Is this a VN or is it an actual game with actual gameplay?
>>342313534
Watched the world burn.
>>342313549
Well I did Rum, mumbled about it being free of human sin or some shit, and got 0 mistakes.
CDPR should put a Dorothy easter egg in Cyberpunk.
>>342313618
Yes
>>342312674
the game itself is fine but it's the videogame equivalent of "you've probably never heard of them" for these parasites
>>342313618
Play the fucking demo.It's a VN with bartending action
>>342313618
It's a VN with gameplay.
>>342313618
VNs > 2016 games
>>342313618
Gameplay is mixing a drink which can be a very small puzzle. It is very dialogue and story heavy
>>342313629
I guess you have to just give him something then.
>>342313549
I think you can't fail that one, I got the same message and flawless service at the end when giving him that one drink which was almost pure alcohol.
>>342313618
There are rules, choices and win/fail states. Therefore it is a game.
>>342313723
Bartender never gets any action.
I want to marry dorothy!
>>342313778
>wallpaper
I can't be assed to download the whole thingalready own it on steambut I need this
>>342312674
stop being an idiot
holy shit, why didn't you guys warn me this game was so lewd?
>follow instructions on how to make sugar rush
>it keeps getting fucked up
I don't understand
>>342313541
this is a shill
neck yourself
Does this game has/u/s?
Christ, that ending came out of nowhere. Wasnt i supposed to help dorothy with something? And was the ghost girl ever explained?
>>342314123
>implying it actually ended
COMMON
ROUTE
>>342311738
Sorry I don't have shit taste
>>342314064
This, I also want to know
As a Venezuelan, I feel obliged to play this game. Good thing it looks ace.
>>342314039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTLo6_kq548
This is how it do.
>>342314039
You're mixing too long or forgetting the age / ice.
Mix: stop instantly
Blend: wait until it shakes fast
On the rocks: ice
>>342314039
You are probably mixing for too long. The game isn't obvious with it at first and only mentions later that mixing for more than a few seconds is called blending and ruins drinks that don't need it. Just cick mix and unmix.
Otherwise you can't really fuck it up unless you are usin too much ingridients. There are normal sized drinks and double sized drinks, that's it. Optional alchohol means any amount of it though.
>check out the devs on steam
>one of them has YRYR avatar
>other has pic related
I can't believe these two have taste thisgood
>>342314003
WHAT
>>342311557
Wonderful blog. Followed.
stop shilling your shit meme game here
>>342314213
Are you even allowed on the Internet? I've heard you guys are literally catching rats off the street to survive right now.
>>342314039
Are you mixing it? For mixing you want the first 5 seconds of slow shake and you can just double click it to complete.
>>342314339
kek
>>342314335
wrong thread, this isn't overwatch
Lewd mods when.
I want to mix Dorothy's vagina.
So how does the game work?
Is it a Kinetic Novel or a actual VN with choices and shit?
What's a "soft" drink for *Kira* Miki?
How can I tell when I fucked up a drink?
I get customers saying "huh i expected something stronger" "this isn't as sweet as I expected but fine" basically giving them what they ordered but they're still sometime dissapointed and arbitrarily I make their drinks big. And I still get the flawless bonus, so when do I end up disappointing the customers exactly?
>>342312695
I gotcha covered, pro drawfag here btw
>>342314437
both are shit meme games
the description of this game on steam literally has the word "waifu" in it you pathetic fucks
INDIEBOX WHENthis will be the first one with a daki
>>342314545
Read the drink descriptions.
>>342314213
i thought venezuela people were not allowed to post on 4chan.
>>342314592
sorry i'm not scared of specific words, anon
>>342314603
I've never had much interest in things like that but if this game had an indiebox I'd fork over whatever price they wanted.
same with a physical vita release even though my Vita TV does nothing but gather dust right now.
>>342310546
>tfw no roboslut to play with your ass
>>342314541
Kinetic. You barely have any choice outside of what to mix occasionally.
>>342314553
If you got them what they want everything is fine.
Really though there are only a few puzzles that are even worth thinking about, I failed a single perfect service when fat hipster asked for some garbage and i'm not even sure why.
>>342314213
>I'm from Spain
>people are afraid voting for a certain new political party will make Spain become the new Venezuela
>mfw I wish Spanish videogames were as good as this one
I guess I know who I'll be voting for.
>>342314213
stay safe dude
So did Dorothy and Dana fuck in the past?
>>342313618
The shills saying it has gameplay are delusional SJWs. Something like Ace Attorney has more gameplay than this. This is like elementary tier puzzles on old DOS systems level of gameplay.
Vita release when?
>>342314929
No.
>>342314851
Didn't you guys make Cadtlevania Lords of Shadows.
Android and ios release when
>>342314213
Want some bread?
>>342314339
Some have reached that point, that's why there are ransacks all over the country. Give it a few months, and everyone will get there.
>>342309647
>launch the game at 1pm
>play it the whole afternoon
>11 pm now
>chapter 2
jesus fuck how many chapters have this game?
at this rate i will be finishing it in two months if i play a day or break a day
>>342315024
Yes. You are not implying that was a good game at all, right?
Honestly, the only good Spanish games I can think of are Locomalito's. Particularly, Maldita Castilla.
>played the demo a long ass time ago
>didn't think anyone would notice this game
God i'm so fucking happy people are actually into this
>>342315157
Considering some people have been talking about the ending it's probably very front loaded then speeds through the chapters.
>>342314694
not scared of shit tumblr games either apparently
sasuga reddit man
>>342315157
3
it's literally the MGSV of VNs
>>342315190
>Maldita Castilla.
>good.
Is pleasing old men a lucrative market? Dorothy seems to make a decent living
>>342315230
It has blown up.
I think the wait helped fuel the hype.
>>342314851
Deadlight is good.
>>342314950
>>342315031
at 100k sales
What's a bitter, sobering drink?
None of the sobering drinks are bitter in the description
>>342312527
Can you modify body parts?
>>342315290
huh, you say somethin?
>game suggests I sit back and relax while playing
>I have no chairs in which to sit back in
>post your face when you will never get to hire dorothy
>>342315351
I think she said it helps a lot that she's one of the few sex workers that kept their childish body.
>>342309842
i'd suck his dick
>>342315367
I'd say it's decent at best. It's a shame Rime is never coming out. Both MercurySteam and Tequila Works have some serious drama issues with some of their members.
>>342315513
>playing PC games standing up
You deserve the suffering.
>>342315543
more like
>yfw you'll never be a qt bartender in a cyberpunk world
>>342315543
Why pay when you can pirate a Dorothy?
>>342315543
>you will never blow your life savings on a 24/7 hardcore hugging session with a cute fuckbot
>>342315543
More like mfw I will most likely be dead before Cyberpunk becomes a reality so I will never get to experience bartending like this game.I am already a bartender though.It I as relrelaxing as the game is but not as adventurous.
Wait, I missed the tutorial on how to make a Big drink, was it add more of a certain item?
>>342315782
how?
>>342315858
double all of the ingredients
>>342315858
Add over 10 ingredients. You can tell by looking at the dots under the shaker.
>>342315858
Add double the ingredients. You can only do it when the base ingredients are ten or less.
>>342315852
Do you get to mix stupid shit like in this game too or do you just pour from bottles to a glass?
>Playing the game for 12 hours straight
>Not once did i think to open one of the bottles of beer i'd bought the night before
>Shot glasses are empty, rum is untouched
I am a fool
>>342315858
You double up on the ingredients
>>342315410
Just give him something bitter. Hell i gave him bitter with lots of alcohol.
>Kanyevania
kek
>>342315441
Like this?
>>342315701
I meant that I have no chairs with a back to lean against.
It's still nothing but suffering with the spinal damage I've caused from slouching.
The 'It's now safe to keep playing' jingle is pure earsex
>>342312527
Stop being a slut then.
>>342316071
Even in the future, you still can't bang a well endowed bot. Eh, at least there is those sweet sweet cyber glory holes!
>>342314851
What about la Edad de oro del software español?
I WANT TO MARRY STREAM CHAN
>>342316000
A bit of both. We have some bottles connected via hoses in the back that we can pour for people. I can also mix drinks that people request. A lot of people just ask for various beer brands though.
If people are asshats I just water their drinks down.
>>342316132
that takes years.
can you not buy a chair in the third-world?
>>342315852
You could be a brain in a jar.
Just make sure to store your other organs too if you can.Honestly if you could somehow get a second heart you'd be set. Human hearts never get rest. I'm sure we'd all live longer if they could.
>first character dialogue in the game is about click bait websites and the character being on a political pedastel when it comes to the whole thing
Jeeze.
Anyone got wallpapers?
What's Dorothy's cheer up drink?
Red pill me on this game /v/
is it the new undertale? This is the third thread I see today.
>>342316525
It gets memeier
>>342316917
A bucket full of thick Cum
>>342317068
and oil. Oily cum.
>>342316917
Semen.
>>342316956
Undergay is fucking awful
>>342317136
More.
>>342317136
Nice
Any more?
>>342316917
Robots can drink?
>>342316956
It's a game about cute anime girls and alcohol you colossal man-faggot. Are you silly in the head?
>>342316956
It will be if /v/ keeps shoving it in people's mouth
Should've been released on vita first tbqhfam
>>342317538
Fuckbots can drink semen.
Anyone have the soundtrack?
Bought it, played it and liked it. Setting is a little too dark for my tastes though, guess I don't like dystopian themes much these days. I'll save it for a winter evening.
>>342316917
I like drink something bitter and saltier.
I don't wanna pirate this game.
I have never felt this way before.
The GoG DRM-free torrent is right there but I JUST CAN'T DO IT.
I've always been a pic related type of pirate but this game just seems like it was made with so much love and care that I'd be doing a disservice to the world if I pirated it.
Someone help me.
>>342317136
So whos this girl? I'm in part 2 and I've yet to see anything hinted about this person or the glitches
>>342315852
We already live in a Cyberpunk world, just with all of the shitty dystopian parts minus the cool technological breakthroughs.This universe is awful.
>>342318253
You can buy it in GOG for 5 dollars with a russian vpn. It's half there between paying for it and pirating it.
>>342312887
What is fake? I did beer.
>>342318253
15 dollarydoos is not a lifechanging investment, it will barely impact both you and the devs either way.
Do whatever, man.
>>342318253
Buy it dude, or at least wait for a sale
They suffered through constant blackouts and just living in Venezuela AND they actually finished it
>>342318328
Play the prologue and PAX demo.
The devs kind of made a mistake there, assuming most of their playerbase would have already pre-ordered.
>>342317658
>keeps shoving it in people's mouth
You mean having threads about it?
>>342318253
fuck off devs
Is it worth starting over andnot buying what jill wantsin order toafford tea to presumably give to mika day 3?
>>342310314
Oops just bought it three times accidentally
>>342310208
Why do her eyes look like Dali clocks?
>>342318253
>so much love and care
>memes in every other sentence
Yeah dude
>>342318574
>it was literally impossible to preorder from my region
Thanks devs.
>>342318836
Jill being distracted just means the hint you get before making a drink isn't that good, I think.
>>342318932
Do you know what memes are?
>>342316972
It kind of shows me that Jill should have been a self insert or a very straight forward character, the fact that she keeps constantly going "WELL, ACTUALLY..." to everyone one of her customers makes her seem like a real cunt and not a good bartender.
>>342318253
sucks to be a moral faggot
>>342319124
Absolutely, and the game is full of them, not to mention the obscene amount of pop-culture references that flood the game instead of actual self-made jokes and dialogue.
>drink named in honor of a good friend
I shouldn't have played the first day and then gone to work now I forget fucking everything that I read
what was it, Piano Man?
>>342319294
jesus
>>342317620
I'm confused, because that sounds very pathetic, yet you are saying it in a way where it appears you think otherwise.
>>342319379Yes.
Can you actually date people in this game, or are you the nobody bartender people are happy to chat with yet never grow truly close to?
This impacts whether or not I'll buy the game.
>>342319294
I was just about to buy this game too. Thanks for the warning.
>>342319434
It is. The entire Steam reviews and comments are nothing but /v/ fags talking about how great a game that panders to 4chan is so amazing.
>>342319294
What do you know, 4chan reference talks like 4chan. You can completely ignore Danger/u/ and not be worse off.
>>342319497
No you weren't.
>>342319564
>spic this mad
kek
>>342319552
But then you have characters talking about their tragic past, and then completely taking you away from the seriousness of the conversation by going into how much they love Sailor Moon or however the fuck they spell Hatsune Miku.
>>342310201
Yes. Played through the free demos and shit then acquired the full version. It's amazing how much the art improved.
>>342319673
Which explains why theu reacted in a way wjen their full name is used and had actual plot points. Was it really that hard for you to follow the plot?
>>342319673
Do you have one instance of this happening off the top of your head?
Can i use the back massager i bought for a lewd scene? Can't find it
>>342319294
Wow they downloaded you guys.
That's pretty funny. I'll probably buy it when I recharge my steam wallet during the upcoming sale.
>>342320154
>he thinks there are lewds
5115
But no, there are no lewds or romancing.
Hopefully it can be added in somehow.
>>342319882
it happens towards the end of chapter 1. Jill talks about why she acts out when people use her full name.it was because she liked a show like Sailor moon and had the same name as the MC. She got bullied in school because of it so she developed negative responses to it
What the hell is the correct drink for 17?
>>342319294
>A 4chan analog
>Complaining it's like 4chan
>>342320269
>this guy doesn't know you can masturbate with it
>>342320531
Anything that will add up to having 17 ingredients. Karmo can just added to reach the number.
>>342319175
Making the first two people that you interact with characters that the MC is supposed to dislike was a really weird choice.
They should have started with Dorothy or Alma instead, just to set the tone properly.
>>342320679
Fuck, I was thinking it was that. I got him a drink that had 17 in the price eg: $170.
>>342315782
You wouldn't download a lilim.
>>342320820
It's ok. I got him number 17 on the menu
>>342314851
>>342315190
>what is Commandos
>what is Severance: Blade of Darkness
>>342320820
I thought it was the 17th drink. All three should have worked.
What was the drink the catgirl said had it's name changed due to something? I thought it was the Brandtini but apparently it wasn't.
>>342319552
You have to ignore a lot of side content, to be honest.
And even outside of it there's maybe too many shitty references. As much as I enjoy Gundam character having a nickname of Red Comet and saying "red is 3x faster" is just lazy and dumb.
>>342321021
Piano woman
So literally no one knows how to get the different characters yet?
>waaaaaaaaaaa! I like and breathe stupid memes but I don't like being parodied!
So I preordered this game on itch.io back when it was going for $5, and I installed it today, but when I opened it, it just took me to the game's page on Steam. Has anyone else run into this issue?
>>342321195
Shut the fuck up. If you actually think any of this shit is funny you should be really consider suicide.
>>342321195
It's not really a parody if devs are memespewing retards themselves.
More like a circlejerk.
>>342319294
is this real?
will not support this if it's real
>>342321363
>>342321372
>>342321476
So why are you on /v/ if you hate /v/?
>>342321363
I enjoyed the /k/ references.
I didn't ask for this feel
>>342321363
It's not funny in here either and yet no one complains now do they
>>342321476
It is 100% real.
>>342321195
I literally cannot believe that anybody besides the developers would be so butthurt about these complaints that they would post stuff like this.
Get over it.
>>342321538
How slutty is dorothy?
>>342321538
Still doesn't help the guy is a total fuckwit
Why is fucking Heart of the City not on the bandcamp page??
>>342321520
Why include pandering like that in your game instead of being original? People are gonna see this shit years from now and not even break into a smirk because it's not clever and it's unfunny.
>>342321476
Here's another one.
>>342321601
It's 1:22 AM in Venezuela.
>>342321601
You are a pig complaining about a funny smell while wallowing in filth.
>>342321620
As slutty as you want to pay her to be.
>>342321520
because I come to /v/ for /v/, I don't go to a fucking video game for that bullshit
how many 4chan related fag groups are you currently part of on steam?
Reading the /u/chan thing gives me cancer but this article title made me chuckle.
I don't know why, but the memes aren't enough to make me drop the game. I'm annoyed at how preachy it can get, especially with the journalist dude. It just kept going and going. I'd say it's a solid 6.
>>342318253
It doesn't seem like it was made with much love compared to other games to me so I'm just gonna pirate it :^)
>>342321694
>neo-/a/ tier garbage posting
OH HOW I MISS 2006
>>342321694
You honestly, seriously believe this is pandering instead of mocking? That's hilarious.
Why would any developer anywhere pander to a group of weebs that don't buy games and in fact make it their job to spread false information about them?
>b-but they are one of us!
That's why they know you so well, faggot. They know how stupid you are.
>>342309647
>Game has an interesting setting, characters, and general lore.
>Instead of talking about this all anyone wants to do is shit post about the girls.
Jesus fucking christ. If anything, the devs at least managed to capture the cancer pretty well via danger/u/.
I hope each and everyone of you fucking dies or gets bored with the game in two weeks.
>>342321657
Just grab it from music folder.
>>342321698
Do they really have scheduled power outages? If so that just makes it even worse because it's just a guy sucking off the devs instead of defending something he created.
>>342321794
Worst part for me has been the gender pronouns discussion but it was barely a few text boxes and never brought up again.
>>342321694
>being this assblasted that his beloved board spilled to normies
get a life faggit
>>342321902
They brought it on themselves by being epic memers and literally calling it fucking "waifu bartending".
>>342321961
>Do they really have scheduled power outages?
They do.
The capital doesn't. Can't have the big wigs sweating.
>>342321762
I dont understand why people hate the 4chan references this how most of the board talks. What difference does it make if it shows up in smaller parts of the game.
>>342311230
Donovan is literally the best character you fucking retard.
>>342309647
http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/almost-the-entire-nation-of-venezuela-is-too-broke-to-eat/ar-AAhnXIe
>>342322107
You're talking to fucking /v/, the idiots will try to attack a game for no reason over the smallest things.
>>342322107
Do you not get embarrassed by things by shit like this? Christ you must be a complete autist at parties spating internet memes thinking it is funny in anyway.
Join our Discord guise
https://discord.gg/015PtTMDeyGv7D2NF
There's only one part in the game that Danger/u/ is actually relevant. Why is it a problem that it makes people from here cringe? Have you people seen your own posts?
>>342322354
If you get embarrassed from reading /v/ posts out of context, then you shouldn't be coming here.
What is the pure drink Virgilio wants? Just beer?
>>342322354
How the fuck do you get embarassed by a fucking video game? Does it hit too close to home?
>>342322107
>>342322257
>You visit 4chan, therefore you must enjoy literally every single part about it otherwise you wouldn't be here
I either want to...
A. Be hugged by Dana
B. Fall asleep in Alta's titsCOZY HELL
C. That's it, Dorothy fags rot in hell.
Side note, for anyone considering buying this game, but don't want to because of Danger/u/ and it being "too much like 4chan". That's kinda the joke, yeah? I actually found myself laughing at the references, but hey, I'm shittier anyway for hating Dorothy, so my opinion is invalid.
>>342310353
What is it?
>>342322509It doesn't matter. Just give him whatever
>>342322568
If you hate 4chan enough to go mad at the sight of anything related to it then yes, you shouldn't be here.
>>342322509
Anything counts
How hilarious that if this game didn't have an anime art style or have epic 4chan memea, it would be blasted to hell and back for being SJW.
>Stronk independent LESBIAN female lead.
>People of color everywhere.
>Literally an entire section dedicated to pandering for lesbians.
BUT IT'S YURI AND EPIC XD AND PUREST LOOOVVEEEE.
Just bought it and game looks cool. Has the smartphone lockscreen been posted yet?
>>342321363
this must be the outrage culture I've been hearing so much about
>>342321056
Dana just likes Char a lot, anon.
>>342322354
Holy shit how autistic can you get. You do realize you browse /v/ and yet you get mad at a game marketed as "waifu bartending" for having memes. I dont cringe because I dont share this shit with anyone
>>342322685
>Stronk independent LESBIAN female lead.
Actually she's a slut that likes both penises and vaginas.
She broke up with her last gf like 3 years ago but the last cock she sucked was only a year ago.
>>342322685
I mean it's got a section making fun of SJW too, so yknow.
I looked at it like balance. Sure, it's self aware and blasts that shit, but doesn't kneecap itself with "must remain strong white male lead with social issues."
I've gotten tired of VN with "slightly nerdy MC is still more confident than you but not quite enough to be an ass finds himself in WACKY UNPREDICTABLE SITUATIONS OH GOD HOW FUNNY IS THIS."
What do I give Sei instead of the Bleeding Jane?
>>342322685
>People of color everywhere.
Other than Donovan "Cunt Destroyer" Dawson, I can't think of any.
How?
>>342322959
Along hug and conforting chat.
Sei....had a difficult life...
>>342322685
>social commentary in a video game
thanks for the warning, will avoid
>>342323061
It's not. Don't fucking listen to that faggot. At all.
>defense force man responds to literally every single post talking shit about the game, constantly repeating the same shit every time
This game sucks, I hate memes, give me some (you)s
>>342323009
Yo but there be a blue pop star, that's a person of color.
>>342323061
I actually really like the game.
It's just hilarious how bipolar /v/ is with this shit.
But hey, it's okay when anime does it, right?
>>342321694
>I'm going to marry a Goat!
well the average /a/ poster seems content with marrying a toilet, so it's not totally inaccurate
>>342322874
>You do realize you browse /v/ and yet you get mad at a game marketed as "waifu bartending" for having memes.
Yes I browse a video game board to talk about video games not fucking meh mehs every single post. Marketing "waifu" as a plus shows how little care the devs has for this VN and you overall.
>>342323030
yeah but how, what drink do I need to give her
>>342323016
Give certain drinks to certain characters (i mean it's obvious which characters,just not the drinks)
Not losing focus = buy all the things and pay bills (unless you perfectly spent all the money and did perfect every day it's best to wait for NG+ where you got more money to do it tho)
bad ending = don't pay rent.
>>342323115
I saw his post before yours and my blind ignorance leads me to believe he's probably right and you're just scared of admitting it because you've already spent your money on it, so no I'll still stay away from it
nice try though
>>342323219
>Yes I browse a video game board to talk about video games not fucking meh mehs every single post
And yet you are here, discussing all of the references the game makes instead of the game itself. Have you even played it?
>>342323175
>the entire section about a guy being on the internet instead of a gril
I had sensible chuckle/10.
"WHO ELSE DANGER/U/ HERE?"
>>342322890
Didnt her talk with boss pretty much say nothing happened because she wasnt in a position ot have sex or what ever her emotional shit she blabbers about? Basically I dont recall her ever mentioning an ex boyfriend
Why doesnt the fucking shmup minigame have any I-frames
I just lost all my lives to the boss in one hit because of this shit
>>342323061
>boo hoo, my medium isn't for growth-stunted basement plebs anymore
>>342323250
Thank you kind anon.
>>342323285
Dev here.
You're a fucking idiot. Suck a fat one.
>>342323341
GIT
GUDYeah it's bullshit, but anyway, you can go behind the boss to avoid pretty much all her attacks.
>>342323315
There's an ex-boyfriend and ex-girlfriend. The girlfriend might be more recent since she mentions her and even has a picture of her and Jill's sister.
Why is fuckboy the best character?
>>342323115
I may have stretched the people of color bit, but don't even try to pretend Jill isn't a stoic "I don't rely on anybody" bisexual slut.
And don't even try to pretend danger/u/ doesn't exist, or how hard it tries to shove epic yuri down your throat.
>>342323315
She said she found a dude, had sex with him....well I'm guessing a few times, it got semi vague, because she made it sound like there was a potential for something serious?
I dunno, but regardless, after fucking Jill likes to smoke in bed, and apparently the dude isn't about that bed smoking lifestyle, so Jill like snapped and threw him out.
#sucksdicksandlicksclits
>>342323341
There's a boss? I haven't even made it that far.
>>342322609
>I'm shittier anyway for hating Dorothy, so my opinion is invalid.
You can say that again.
>>342323473
But how will my attacks hit her that way?
>>342310449
>I need money to fill my power cells to survive
Haven't played this game but do robots have freedom there? Normally, you'd expect them to have owners who would take care of such problems.
Is one of the devs in this thread or something?
>>342323540
I'm shittier anyway for hating Dorothy, so my opinion is invalid.
>>342323465
oh, so you're not a customer regretting his purchase, you're just a literal viral marketer, even better
>>342323016
Dana is also easy since there's only one time you drink with her but what drink though?
Just did my first day completely blind. It went pretty well I think
>>342323565
Dodge the hard attacks by going behind her, then attack her while she uses the easy to dodge attacks. It's pretty easy if you do that, but getting hit once fucks you up instantly.
>>342323016
I'm pretty sure the first one is from giving Dana a special drink that she tells you about in Read Only Memories. Look it up, don't actually play the game.
The other two drink ones are pictures of other ROM characters, so I assume if you give Alma or Stella certain drinks, they will show up.
>browse /v/ for video game discussion
I got something to tell you anon...
>>342323656
It's hard to mess up. Just remember people's favorite drink.
>>342323574
He was in some discord chat earlier today, given the amount of /v/ memery in the game he's probably in this thread looking for dialogue for the sequel.
>>342323567
So robots aren't like a thing, there is sentient AI, which have...pretty much equal rights implanted into robot bodies.
The AI have backed up consciousness on "THE CLOUD", but yes, they are 100% autonomous with separate personalities.
>>342323465
Dev here
don't listen to this fuckhead
>>342322423
I thought it was actually pretty accurate to the spirit of this shithole, what with the devs coming from here and all. Hell, it's the best representation of 4chan in all of video games just based on how faithful it is.
I mean, it's not like actually reading through the posts here is good to begin with.
>>342323574
No, because the power is out in Venezuela
I honestly don't know, given how hard some people are defending literally every bit of this game, it really does sound like a dev is mad about people shit talking their game.
>>342323623
Dev here.
You're too much of a fucking idiot to read the symbolisms and the themes surrounding the game. I've lived in a humongous shithole. Better yet, all of my loyal and awesome dedicated fans who actually understand my game pretty much helped me and the entire team and will move out slowly.
So tell me this, why was our game so fucking successful?
>>342323312
What else is there to discuss? There is nothing but jokes, nothing but how slutty women can be, and vain attempts to be "comfy
>>342323673
YES HA HA HOW DARE PEOPLE COME TO THE -VIDEO GAMES- BOARD TO DISCUSS FUCKING -VIDEO GAMES-
>>342323847
eat shit spic
>>342323498
>stoic "I don't rely on anybody"
I thought she was just pretty nonchalant and somewhat blunt most of the time.
If she was an independent womyn who needs no man then she'd be up and front about that and hating guys. Instead, she's just blunt and, not very caring? Not sure what the word I'm looking for is.
I mean, just look at the expression she's always giving.
>>342323857
>What else is there to discuss in a videogame thread about a videogame on /V/ - Videogames?
The videogame. Did you even play it?
>>342323219
>Yes I browse a video game board to talk about video games
>/v/ actually talking about video games
Good one.
>>342323918
Dev here.
Oh man, all of this fucking money is glorious. I can buy a fucking hooker and some drugs if I wanted to.
Why did my game do so well? answer me that faggot?
>Dorothy offers her services to you for free for a night
What do?
>>342323961
>constant "meh" face.
>>342323835
I'm one of the posters defending the game. I just like the game. I don't mind people hating ot but a lot of the false information about it is silly.
>>342324021
DENY, DENY, DENY.
>>342323857
>nothing but how slutty women
h...how slut they can be?
>Talk to Sei behind the bar
>don't get the achievement for doing so
oh common don't tell me I had to do something else differently.
>>342324020
I wonder what the quality of a Venezuelan hooker is like
>>342323567
Robots only have an owner during their first few years of life before they can develop mentally. After that they are free to go and do whatever they want. they even talk about how they got rid of the 3 laws of robotics because it made no sense when mentally they are almost identical to humans now.
>>342322362
zelda expired
>>342324074
>false information
nice joke
>>342323315
Her last bf got mad because she was smoking in bed or something like that.
>>342322685
It could always have good writing in general. Something interesting. But no.
>>342323465
>>342323847
>>342323778
>>342324020
Dev dev
Dev dev devdev. Dev devdevdev dev! Dev dev dev dev-dev?
>>342324021
Hope that she likes Street Fighter.
>>342324034
Exactly. The expression alone is what shows how she feels about each day. Other than crushing on Boss she's just going about her day, maybe worrying about payments and talking to her customers when they want to chat or get help.
>>342324021
Ask her what she means by 'free'
>>342314064
It's pretty much all /u/. There's a /u/ board in the game.
>>342323964
>hurrr i can only be in one thread at a time because multitasking is impossible for me
Tell me how new are you?
>>342324074
What's some of the false information floating about? I'm genuinely curious. Because I'll call you out on your bullshit if you're lying.
>>342324176
https://discord.gg/015PtTMDeyGvyG50K
what the fuck is 17
>>342323847
Dev here.
I'd like to call this poster out, he's not actually a dev here as he claims. I've never lived in a shithole and I've never shoehorned internet culture in my game to give myself a sense of connection to the world. I've never wanted to feel part of a community better than the one I'm eternally stuck in, that community being the shithole of Venezuela.
>>342324241
I knew it. I FUCKING KNEW THE MINUTE I SAW THIS CHARACTER THAT THIS WOULD SHOW UP SOONER OR LATER.
FUCK.
Does anybody have the prologue? Fuck knows if or when that'll be added to Steam but I want to play through it before I keep going in the main game.
>>342324349
17 ingredients.
Can you date the red head robot girl or not.
>>342324275
>Come to a thread about a videogame on the videogame board
>Don't discuss the videogame in question, or videogames at all
>DURRRRRR FUCKIGN RETARD I CAN BE IN MULTIPLE THREADS AT ONCE
I guess you don't discuss videogames in those thread, either.
You have to go >>>/b/ack
>>342324349
Yur mum
>>342324429if the price is right
No.
Wow this game seems fucking awful.
I'm not joking.
>go onto forum
>literally copy-paste 4chan posts
>every guest before Dorothy is shit and doesn't really touch on Cyberpunk a lot
>THEN SUDDENLY JAIMIE
>retarded looking Adam Jensen motherfucker
>clashes in with Dorothy's artstyle
like HOW DO YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS
>>342324410
http://www.mediafire.com/download/3lyhsy9jy4eoel4/VA-11_Hall_A-win.zip
>>342324236
She probably doesn't care for it but could still beat you. Since she's offering her services though she'd hold back. She'd much rather play anime airdashers or her main game P4AU and play her main, Aegis.
>>342324490
Shit game
>>342324508
>one character is a sexbot designed to look 13, one is a contract killer
GEE I SURE WISH THEY LOOKED THE SAME
kys bruh
>>342324194
Prove me wrong then.
>>342324281
Mainly the post about her going ofd on a tangent about the sailor moon knock off when it was relevant to the plot. Danger/u/ being a meme fest is true, but you can completel iignore ot. I am more surprised that people aren't shitting on streaming chan when the memes are more in your face.
>>342324508
It's literally okay when anime does it.
>>342324368
His name is literally Art Von Delay
>>342324508
I disagree. I like all the characters so far except that angry edgy fucker who rents Dorothy
>>342324410
The Prologue came out way before the demo, so just be aware that the engine's a lot rougher
>>342324508
Dev here.
You're a fucking idiot. You clearly do not grasp the highly intellectual concept that surrounds the Cyberpunk genre. Go fuck off somewhere and play your Uncharted faggot game. Press X to get the fuck out.
>>342324694
should've made him an architect.
>>342324694
I dont get it
>>342324763
dev here
dont trust this guy!
>>342321961
>it's just a guy sucking off the devs instead of defending something he created.
The guy is primarily attacking you, not defending.
>>342324636
The artstyle DOESNT FUCKING MATCH
It's like the main artist got tired and let some retard make his own character.
>>342324810
Art Vandelay, stupid
>>342324810
Watch any episode of Seinfeld ever.It's George Costanza's cover name.
>>342324810
http://seinfeld.wikia.com/wiki/Art_Vandelay
>>342324568
Nah fuck that. If she prefers animu fightans than we are playing Guilty Gear.
>>342324537
ta m8
>>342324738
I played through the prototype earlier so I can deal with a shittier engine.
Donovan's favourite drink is a big beer, right?
I somehow made two mistakes on the second night and I have no idea how
>>342324846
Probably a self insert from one of the devs, looks like a dumb spic
>>342324021
Call her a slut and report her to the whiteknights.
>>342324846
ADAM
>>342324846
Exactly what doesn't match? His face? Pallette?
>>342324886
*then
>>342324021
hit herbuttas hard as i can
>>342324846
>one has seen modification to keep himself alive, one has skin enhancements to keep herself in porcelain looking condition.
AND I SAY AGAIN, KYS BRAH
>>342324961
Yes.
>>342325009
The lack of perspective, every other character is at an angle, even their head is tilted.
This guy is straight up looking at him.
His colour scheme also doesn't appreciate what would be the lighting imposed by the bar, shades of purple, lack or lesser amounts of dithering for shading.
>>342324763
>the highly intellectual concept that surrounds the Cyberpunk genre
>***presses button to automatically tip mechanical fedora***
This game is fucking wonderful and fuck you if you disagree.
>>342324846
The art style matches perfectly fine, man
One is a pale almost-loli sexbot and the other is a tanned grown ass cyborg assassin - why would the characters look the same?
This games fucking amazing
>>342324886
She plays Johnny and Leo to piss you off.
>>342325205
holy shit more hot memes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>342325206
>almost-
what did he mean by this
Can't wait for the normies start flocking in and add more cancer to the current /v/ tumor
>>342325110
what the fuck does 'enchancements' or modifications have to do with graphics
lolis btfo
>>342325218
>picks Rad Shiba first, hoping its him picking truth and I find out his name.he is dared to leave.
I didn't ask for these feels....
>>342325251
Too bad. Johnny is my main.
>>342325313
>Officer, I swear she told me her mental age was 24
>>342324961
A regular beer should suffice.
>>342324021
>MODULAR waifus
keep her chest, improve her hips and ass
How the fuck does Stella's hair work?
>>342325305
Artstyle make complete sense. Obviously they would look drastically different, and I see no issue here.
>>342324961
>>342325394
There's no small beer.
>>342324846
>people paid money for this
>>342325461
There's normal beer and large beer, lrn2mix
Normal is normal, large is double ingredients.
>>342325504
>paid
no
>You can load mid-game but you can't save
For what purpose
>>342325314
>Never picked Rad Shiba during Truth or Dare
>Gillian is dared to say something nice about everyone at the end
>Says something nice for everyone, except Rad Shiba
>>342325529
Beer is exactly 10 ingredients which makes it already large. You can't make a small beer.
>>342325541
To make you experience the pain of bartending.
I like how no one bats an eye when I served the little sister some drinks and she tells me she left middle school.not.too long ago
>>342323835
>No, because the power is out in Venezuela
how the fuck would you know? you posting from venezuela with no power right now?
>>342324846
Why would they even let two characters have dialogue at the same time with the bartender much less show up on the screen together.
>>342325620
Everything above 10 ingredients is a large. 10 or below is normal.
>>342325660
Because some people come in in pairs, to drink together. Other patrons will also initiate conversations with each other from time to time, as a bar is a social hub.
>>342324020
enjoy your loaf of bread you dumb spic
This game has 10x more memes than Undertale and should be shit on just as much.
>>342325648
No, I'm assuming what others have told me is truth even though I've done no research of my own.
So I'm guessing that playing the prologue is pretty important? I haven't played that yet and it feels like that everyone might be referring to it in the game.
can someone please make a spiritual sequel to this thing sans memes
>>342325641
They all know Jill just wants to get in her pants any which way.
But really though, Anchorage and Gabby would be a cute couple.
>>342325751
You're blowing my mind right now.
>>342325791
True.
Yet I have no desire to do so yet.
Guess it'll come after I finish it.
>>342325807
I didn't play it either but I mean it doesn't seem mission critical. It's like "yah stuff happened already, but oh well."
>>342325810
Can we get a finished game first? What happened to the bar?
>>342325807
It's not important. But Betty and Deal are pretty cool people.
>>342325904closed
>>342325865
It's a guilty pleasure for me. That said, I'll still shit on it for a couple of days.
so this...... is the power....... of a venezuelan....... woah.......
>>342325810
How?
Memes are part of popular culture now already, this is set in 2060, they'll be just as bad if not worse by then.
Maybe having original memes would of been better though, I mean come on, it's CURRENT_YEAR+44 YEARS
>>342325986
Is this like that infinite chocolate trick where I stare at the red lines and they are suppose to show me meaning?
>>342325797
are you the same retard saying they have literally no power in the last thread?
their power is shut off for 4 hours a day you fucking muppet, stop spreading misinformation
>>342325986
I don't get it.
>>342326037
disgusting spics
>>342325986
Now that's autism. At least post how much the memes ruin the game like a sane person.
>>342325986
well they're both sitting down, so obviously the taller one's legs would be dangling lower
honestly surprised there hasn't been a "BIG GUY 4 U" yet, did they forget that one?
>>342326037
If you dislike them don't worry, they'll all be ded in a year or two when their country becomes a deadly dictatorship.
>>342326181
Just wanted something different.
Can we get a new thread?
>>342326206
they like set it up so perfectly a few times, but no, I haven't seen one.
I've seen a rock reference though, and that was good for me.IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS.
>>342326037
what a hot mess
>>342326206
>honestly surprised there hasn't been a "BIG GUY 4 U"
>the very first patron you see in game
Your meme-fu is weak anon.
>>342326273
Request....denied.
KYS instead.
>>342326037
>boss bitch is a self insert
Figures. Explains why the game keeps bringing up how awesome she is.
>>342325790
>enjoy your loaf of bread you dumb spic
Dev here. You will never amount to fucking anything. Look at me, I worked my ass off for 2 years. 2 fucking years and finally I have made a shitton of fucking money. You lousy sack of shit get a life.
>>342315091
Damn, I hope you fags can at least get toilet paper now.
How many copies will the devs need to sell to get the fuck out of that shithole and move to another (but less crappy) shithole?
>>342326368
I guess? It did say he was a big guy, but I just thought that meant I should make his Beer big, which was the right decision.
It would've been more obvious if there was a "for me" though.
>>342326037
>game was made by two autists
>>342326505
no, im the dev, please stop impersonating me
>>342326443
>could've just kept her history vague and Jill's obession with her the forefront
BUT NO HAD TO GO AND RUIN IT ALL NOW, BEST BOSS IS WORST BOSS NOW.
why is jill such a cunt?
>>342326563
Stop fucking trolling. I'm the dev.
>>342326521
How do you make the beer big? Do you put 20 ingredients in? The tutorial said that 10 and more is already big.
>>342326616
Cold, detached.rough breakup I guess, also general "meh" attitude.
Jill...had a hard life...
>>342326665
double it
>>342326665
Double all ingredients
>>342316805
It will be released, r-right?
>>342326563
>>342326628
>>342326505
guys, guys, calm down
there's plenty of dev to go around
>>342326713
>>342326717
So, 20 then? Despite tutorial saying 10 and more is already big?
>>342326665
Beer is ten, which is not big. Just double the ingredients. More than ten can't be big.
>>342326769
No, I'm Spartacus.
This just made me want to play that awesome bartender flash game again.
Becky is cute! CUTE!
>>342326798
drinks that normally take more than 10 are specialty drinks that are done as they are. Drinks 10 or less can be made big.
>>342326871
>Becky is cute! CUTE!
the cutest memes. Can we do this more often?
>>342326037
This explains all of the fucking cringe.
>>342326505
>that sudden realization when you live in a third world country and your money is worthless
>most likely gonna get stabbed on your way to buy bread tomorrow
>>342326443
Dana is from another game. Don't know it the wrote both of those though
>>342326871
>Graem
Isn't that Anna's last name?
>>342326037
Dev here.
I make more money than you and I live in a shithole called Venezuelan. I've already gotten raving reviews from top-notch vidya websites and plenty more loyal fans got my back. Why are you so butthurt? Get a fucking life faggot.
>>342327079
Which one?
>>342327091
Yup, Anna Graem isthe dead daughter of Dorothy's guardian
>>342327061
Dev here.
That's too funny. Resorting to shallow racist jokes such as this. I'm not even offended. I got a shitton of fucking money and I'm pretty much set for the next few years without working.
>>342327203
POO IN THE BREAD
>>342317136
okay now where is the bottom part of that poster with jill and her amazing legs?
>>342327312
NEVER EVER
>>342327203
Dev here.
Please stop falseflagging and go buy 10 copies of my shitty tumblr game.
>>342327312
seconded, Jill's eyes and those legs give me the largest of boners
>>342327383
Dev here.
Please, get yourself a blowup doll and draw your favorite waifu jill on it and cum on her face.
>>342327150
Read only memories. It's where that hassy ad on the TV come from as well along with the drinking compounds.
>>342327312
Dev here.
Once the game sells 100 copies :^)
is it true that kiririn51 is a tranny?
>>342327440
Sir yes sir!
Dev here, please stop impersonating me.
>>342327490
You promised porn when 100k sales
There's just something about half-lidded eyes, even when not bedroomy.
>>342327671
In my case everyone thinks that i'm high as fuck 24/7
This is not fun
Dev here, please disregard my last post because I love sucking cock.
>>342327452
Isn't that the game /v/ was calling SJW/tumblr trash?
Dev here, forgot to mention in last post that you can suck my cock instead.
Hey all you devs. Give us the fucking pax banner like we ask for every thread
>>342327312
>Release jill avatar
>Don't release jill wallpaper
Dev here, you're supposed to suck my own cock though.
>>342328073
Dev here,
no
Why is everyone impersonating the dev? is this a new meme?
>>342312674
>tfw I'm friends with the woman who wrote that
>>342328073
Dev here, how about you shut the fuck up and buy another 50 copies of my game.
>>342328156
>Venezuela in general makes me feel like I'm in some Fatal Pulse doujin
quote from the "dev", who earlier in the thread mentioned how they have grown up in a shithole their whole life
I think his poor ass finally received his first paycheck in his life in the form of a game on steam and he can't deal with the hate
>>342327905
No idea. First time I've heard of it when I was trying to find Dana's drink for her achievement earlier today.
Quick what's Dorothy's favorite drink that always cheers her up?
>>342328164
Dev here,
Ever wanted to fuck her?
>>342328327
Piano Woman, followed by Blue Fairy.
But Piano Woman first.
>>342328327
Piano Woman
>>342328327
Dev here.
Piano woman.
>>342320952
>>342316206
I was talking about recent videogames, duh. Of course there are good Spanish videogames, just not in recent memory.
>>342328458
>>342328464
>>342328475
Never mind, fixed it.
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>>342328590
[User has been banned for necroposting]
RINE ENDS HERE
>>342328342
Yes
Maybe they'll put a "Dev here" meme in a future update.
Dev here, last post
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