SCARY NIGGER MEMES EDITION
>>341803219
First for proof
>>341803219
memes
Someone do a refresher on the types of viruses in RE
>>341803570
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVUXWZ
>>341802956
I WANT ANSWERS
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING IN THAT HOUSE?
Guys guys!
Try to follow Andre!
ok guys hear me out... this is gonna sound crazy but.... what if all we have to do is tell Aunt Rhody that.... everybody's dead!!
>>341803570
T and g. Any game after 3 is non canon
>>341803736
bad writing
Andre is Cute! CUTE!
>>341803736
She's an infected who can teleport.
>>341803641
Andre=Lucas
That's why he knew about the secret door and closed it. Family man killed him on accident
How can anyone think that it's Ada who is speaking to you on the phone? It sounds nothing like her.
>>341803842
I KNOW THAT FAGGOT
But why did she decide to teleport to that house? What does she want? What's this cunt's fucking story?
>>341803736
She's the mother.
>>341803994
She wants you to notice her. Why do you think she moves the mannequins and only appears in front of you?
>Saying "Nigger" in the OP post.
Enjoy the thread getting purged.
So who's the spooky ghost girl anyway?
>>341803990
Why is Ada such a semen demon?
>>341804107
No, mother is the woman that stabs Pete at the end.
And no, it's not the ghost girl. Different clothes and not as cute
Go Tell Aunt Rhody
Go Tell Aunt Rhody
Go Tell Aunt Rhody
The faggots still shitposting on 4chan
>>341804198
She's clearly that one projection from the Resident Evil Movie
>>341804154
>threads getting deleted for a nigger
>on 4chan
Since when this place turned into tumbrl safe space?
>>341803219
>No "FOLLOW ANDRE!" maymay on the pic.
No sexy bitches no sale
Hi, what's going on in this thread?
>>341804154
It's done all the time spic
>>341804457
>ghost girl
>not sexy
Fag
>tfw that chick from the RE movies is a main character.
>She never appeared in the games so she counts as a "new character".
>>341804456
Add it fago
>>341804625
Post an image where she is sexy then
>>341804657
>tfw
>yfw*
>>341804797
>>341804270
Got a new phone call.
>Got fuse
>Watch tape
>Pause and quit tape on ghost
>Lower stairs
>Pick up phone
>Voice says "7 days"
How many phonecalls have been found so far? Just the 3?
>>341804881
Didn't mean to quote
>New secrets found.
>Only memes.
>>341804871
Not even official art
>>341805019
ATENTION NEW SECRET HAS BEEN FOUND
UR A FAG
If all the energy spent meme'ing the threads was spent in the demo, this puzzle likely would have been solved days ago
>>341805187
Proof?
>>341805187
I'm following Andre what more do you want?
>>341805090
proof
proof?
proof
proof?
proof
proof?
proof
proof?
proof
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>>341805187
The memes are from it not being able to be solved days ago.
>>341805314
I want you to save him
The way Pete use that knife to free you really bothers me. Fucker could injure you like that.
>>341805265
proof?
Ghost girl is actually that little mexican girl from RE:UC that could turn her blood into fire.
Except white and has those invisible powers from the RE:REV2 bugs to escape border patrol.
Welcome to the family is just another term for welcome to the basement sweatshop mechicano
>>341805457
People don't always think too clearly when they're panicking
>mfw ghosthunting in techdemos
What has my life become?
Someone reversed the entire VHS part after I heard whisper
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VA7z2eAZe7
>>341805457
Proof?
>WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, SON
>FOLLOW ANDRE
>INVISIBLE WALL
>PROOF?
>STICK THE FINGER IN THE FUSE
>IT'S NOT RESIDENT EVIL
Anything more to add to the wall of maymays?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHbApxo_cvA&t=14m20s
>>341805695
All the Sevens.
>>341805695
The ghost doesn't fit
>>341805695
>TELL AUNT RHODY
>>341805942
That's not a meme
Is Andre the most tragic character in gaming history? He already looked like an autistic betafag and then got family'd hard.
>>341806067
Family Man doesn't discriminate. He welcomes all.
>>341806067
>Breaking and entering
>Tragic
Deserved it, Family man LITERALLY did nothing wrong.
>>341806067
Shouldn't have ran off by himself then
>>341806185
Why did family man put the VHS in the cupboard?
>>341806067
>literally kicks in Family Man's door
he had it coming
>>341806067
>betafag
>Kicked the door in like a Chad.
The only beta was Pete.
>>341806291
I dunno. Family Man works in mysterious ways.
I'm currently replaying RE3 right now, and I have been wondering which is the better choice during the train part, pull the emergency lever or jump out the window.
>>341806067
>Andre broke into Family Man's home
Mr. Baker was only defending his family.
>>341806645
Jump
>>341806645
PULL THE LEVER
>>341806645
Lever.
Only one day till patch release!
>>341806645
Lever
>>341806797
I think you mean 4 days.
>>341803961
>Andre was his middle name.
ok i unlocked andre but i dont know how to play him
can't wait for SFM Ghost lewds
>>341806970
Finish the teaser with tofu 3 times
Guys fill my Andre folder plz
I think I know what happened. The ghost chick possessed Andre and killed him. That's why his mouth and eyes were bleeding. She destroyed his organs while possessing him.
Andre=Lucas
>Gets mad when Pete calls them hillbillies
>Knows where the secret door is
He killed his sister and came back to finish the job but family man killed him
>>341807142
So she came in his brain?
MINDFREAK
>>341807246
FUCK OFF ANDRE IS INNOCENT
WHAT IF ANDRE IS FAMILY MAN
>>341807428
So follow the Family Man?
>>341807349
He's got you where he wants you senpai
Don't believe the lies
I wonder if you're just a body without head or if you character actually has a face model
It's nice to finally see Resident Evil going back to it's original roots. #RE7
>>341807561
Heck yeah buddy
HIGH FIVE
So why did andre wander off into the dark alone. When hes the only one without a flashlight?
>STILL going
>>341807659
bad writing
>>341807659
Why is the house dark in both worlds?
When you're the Family Man and you want to have a movie night with the newest member
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e8/Family_man_movie.jpg/220px-Family_man_movie.jpg
>>341807659
>implying the motherfucker doesn't have nightvision
>>341807796
So Andre was an infected this whole time?
"So people are talking about how this and the previous story are connected. So does no remember Ada Wong talking about the mysterious "Family" in RE6 that's some kind of a secret society?
And now this teaser uses that same word again.
I think this could be going in a True Detective direction, actually. Where we'll get to see events surrounding some backwater degenerates but the actual plot is thicker."
>>341807659
>Andre walked through hallway without flashlight
>Family Man walked through hallway after you get the key WITHOUT A FLASHLIGHT
This is probably the most complex game I've seen since the internoids got popular. Is it even solvable or did Capcom really fuck up with this demo?
>>341807885
No he's just a badass
>>341808032
>Badass.
>Got fucked up to the first degree.
>>341807659
He's Lucas faggot
>>341808164
Family man is more badass
>>341807967
But detectives use guns and you know how that goes
>>341803219
Welcome to the family son
>>341808031
If they acutally released a bugged demo and don't know about it, then can you imagine how much of a tool we look to them right now? They're all laughing their asses off to us for not solving a simple fucking puzzle.
>>341808273
At least we got dank maymays out of it, right?
>>341808269
I can't believe Capcom planned this all out. No way they thought it would go meme like this.
>>341808273
The true horror is the extent of people's craziness to try and find something that doesn't exist. Nice work Capcom
Memes aside, I'm pretty sure this one trailer/demo got more people excited or at least talking about RE than 5 and 6 did
>>341808269
HE'S FAAAAST
>>341808379
Will this demo be still available after game is released? Because I don't want this shit to do die.
Was able to follow Andre. Before getting tape push doll where the invisible wall would be. Watch tape and you can now follow him
>>341808439
To be fair, it's completely different than 5 and 6, so it got people talking anyways even without the demo.
>>341808439
Only because it's so different from RE 5 and 6
>>341808459
>>341808570
>come for zombies and another shooter
>get a dark house and god knows what
>>341808459
WAIT, IT'S NOT HIS SPEED! HE MUST BE USING THE FAMILY TO WARP!
>>341808439
RE5 caused some serious initial controversy when it made Chris Redfield look like a One Man Klan, so they needed to add some token white people to mix it up
The demo itself was painfully average
>>341808645
>implying the demo will be like the finished product
Pretty sure we're going to step away from 5/6 gameplay for a while though
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, DAD!
>>341808728
Wasn't the demo running around the village and fighting the big fucker?
fresh memes
>>341808273
Honestly I can see 3 possible options for what is happening here.
1 - There are no more endings, the finger genuinely does nothing, we have already done everything
2 - The secret ending is currently impossible to access either due to a bug or (more likely) due to design with the intent of patching this ending in later (most likely when the demo becomes available for all platforms, which Capcom has already stated they will do)
3 - The secret ending DOES exist but requires you to do something so utterly obscure and asinine that no one has been able to do it. Were this any company other than Capcom I would not include this option but Capcom have always have obscure as fuck easter eggs in their games so an ending that can only be reached by doing something unbelievably obscure isn't out of the question (like using the axe to write "RE 7" in axe marks on a specific piece of wall or playing through the game exactly 7 times in one sitting then on the 7th time playing through the VHS segment exactly 7 times then opening and closing every draw in the house during the VHS segment exactly 7 times only on the 7th time you played it or some bullshit like that).
>>341808859
>people gone so deep that they start finding obscure bugs
>still no progress on the finger
>>341808869
Basically yeah, just the first area of the game where you fight off several villagers and then the big hammer guy
RE4's was the same formula, though people really dug into that demo to try and find any secrets
(there weren't any)
>>341808989
It's clearly 3. We haven't exhausted every option in the book yet.
Someone try Konami code
>>341808432
>the whole experience of looking feverishly for escape without the possibility is all part of the immersion
>they found a way to make the player desperately seek escape despite all evidence of its nonexistence purely on faith
>all it took was a mannequin finger
Bravo.
We will never solve this just like we never got the jetpack in gtav
Capcom said to play the game with your family
Has anyone tried playing it with multiple controllers plugged in?
Well shit, gather the family into your room.
>>341809273
Especially your aunt
>>341803219
What is the bottom supposed to be portraying? 9gag? Twitch?
>people think Andre is really dead
>>341809181
What if you have to actually call someone in real life to get the "4th" message. Round about all the numbers in the game and create a phone number everyone
Can someone show me a path to experience all that has been discovered so far? I have the demo but these threads are incoherent at this point.
Can someone make an edit of this with Andre saying "long live the family"
>>341809372
Is he ironically dead?
>>341809429
I think there's a list of things found/tried on leddit
Ok this is the first time I've given a damn. I saw the REVII trailer during the presentation. How did a small spooky demo make all of you lose your minds exactly?
>>341809506
We can't beat it.
>>341809506
sonyggers can't beat it
>>341809506
THE FINGER ANON! WHAT IS THE FINGER FOR?
THE FINGER!!!!
>>341809506
People mistake it for P.T. 2.
I just joined the fun for shit and giggles.
>>341809506
Download the demo.
You have to see it to believe.
>>341809412
Hasn't something like this already been tried? I think people thought that the lamp was flashing in morse code and then it gave a number to someone in Louisiana.
>>341809412
>Hello?
>WHAT DO I DO WITH THE FINGER
>What?
>GOD DAMN YOU CAPCOM, I WON'T BE PART OF YOUR FAMILY AGAIN, JUST TELL ME WHAT THIS FINGER DOES
>Who the hell is this?
>AT LEAST SAY WHAT I NEED TO DO WITH THIS AXE OR WHO IS CALLING ME
>click
>>341809506
It wasn't the demo, it was the company.
>Yeah, there's 4 or 5 endings
>people can only find 4
>mysterious items left unused
>only reasonable conclusion is they do something to unlock the last ending
>>341809565
I'm sure you'd do a better job
>>341809429
>axe
>3 phone calls
>ghost sightings in vhs
>welcome to the family
>mannequin can go through the door under stairs
>blocked off room in the attic by static wood panel prop
>>341809627
And nobody try calling?
GO TELL AUNT RHODEY
GO TELL AUNT RHODEY
GO TELL AUNT RHODEY
THAT EVERYBODY'Sturned off their PS4
![ClMob2ZWAAA2XE5[1].jpg_orig.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jsoUxwd.jpg "ClMob2ZWAAA2XE5[1].jpg_orig.jpg")
Tonight on Sewer Gators
We're in Louisana 'cause our Disney trip got cancelled
>>341809506
People think it's deep shit, while it's not
>>341809589
It does the same thing as the goggles,nothing.
>>341809627
So the house is in Louisiana then.
People have to actually visit the house and listen to the message,
>>341809610
Fine I'll download this shit right now.
After I invite a few of my friends over that love spooky games.
And roll some blunts.
Wish me luck.
>>341809634
kek
>>341809442
how about dad with You are disowned, son
>>341809742
>look at the flashlight
BRAVO CAPCOM
What if it goes as far as something like cam or mic shit? fuck.
>>341809645
Actually what they said was "4 or 5 endings in addition to the first ending (the back door ending)" and "one of the other endings is quite different to the (back door) ending".
So I think you can understand why people are still looking so feverishly. Though this is still simply second hand information from a youtuber but he heard it directly from a Capcom employee at E3 so it's probably true.
SOMEONE PLEASE STREAM!
I WANT TO WATCH A STREAMER PLAY THE DEMO FOR ANOTHER 8 HOURS AGAIN!
I DON'T WANT IT TO END!
>>341809894
Didn't they say it's all in-game? It can't be cam or mic shit
>>341809791
Welcome to the family, anon.
>>341808989
I will say one thing, if it's option 3, I can rest easy knowing some autist out there will find the solution and be our salvation. As it is I'm betting on 1 or 2 being the likely suspect.
YOU CAN ONLY BEAT THE TEASER WITH PSVR
YOU HAVE TO LOOK BEHIND YOU WHILE GOING OUT OF THE DOOR
>>341810062
Right?
Who closes the fucking door and lock it?
Who the fuck is it?!
>>341809412
Dick Tracy for NES had this.
>>341809742
>>341809716
I think it was just the area code that's attributed to Louisiana, not an actual full number.
>>341810205
No it was Who Framed Rodger Rabbit
>holy shit i keep getting house captcha
why are there ghosts in Resident Evil?
>>341808989
>obscure bullshit Capcom is back
Ready for another Hadouken?
>>341803219
Resi 7 is an incoherent collage of memes? Well shit!
People who think that the solution can't be complex never played PT.
Seriously, wait until 12, stand still, take 10 steps, stand still, say Jareth into mic after baby laughter sounds, then walk into the basement.
Capcom knows that because of PT, they can do something equally ridiculous.
Maybe if doing stuff in vhs world affects the current one, maybe there's a way to change something in the current one that unlocks something in the vhs world? Try using the items, and triggers then going back to vhs world to find a different route/ending?
>>341810418
More like Fatal frame + condemned am i right.
>>341810376
>house captcha
The fuck? I have never gotten a house captcha.
>>341810546
>Seriously, wait until 12, stand still, take 10 steps, stand still, say Jareth into mic after baby laughter sounds, then walk into the basement.
Is this seriously what they had to do, how do you even figure that out?
>>341810546
>Maybe if doing stuff in vhs world affects the current one
That's how you get the axe. You find locpick in VHS world and unlock kitchen drawer. When you go back to present time it's unlocked and you find the axe
>>341804797
>Not finding ghost girls sexy
Faggot
>>341810576
>The fuck? I have never gotten a house captcha.
Eh. I've gotten a roadside captcha. Probs a one in a million.
>>341810571
>Spooky pale girls with long dark hair
Why does this make me harder than diamond.
>>341810729
Is that the only case of the VHS world affecting the present time though?
>>341810815
Probably not
>>341810576
chemin chemin
How can people get turned by ghost girls? I never got this. Or is it that all of you are pretending to look edgy to your peers?
Would you watch sewer gators?
>>341810441
The director loves horror stuff, he played P.T. and said he really liked it.
>>341810975
Have you seen her on the stairs? Dem legs, anon.
>>341810729
What I'm saying is that since one affects the other, maybe it also works the other way around.
>>341811001
It seems like they lose a guy every episode, so yes. I mean what do you think happened to the last camera guy?
>>341810975
What part of GHOST BLOWJOB do you not get?
>>341811001
>sewer
>gators
>infacted
Hunters?
>>341811327
I imagine he got laid off.
>>341803219
Why were you expecting a good Resident Evil game in the first place? Have you not seen 5 and 6?
>>341811763
Have you not seen RE7?
>>341811763
>not liking 5
What's wrong with you, do you not like fun?
>>341804198
No wonder this guy was shot, guy looks like a fucking lunatic. Someone probably would have shot him for just wearing that dumb hat.
>be Resident Evil 7 Game Director
>finally release demo for your game
>notice your community go apeshit insane and start playing it
>yfw capcom tells you you did good
>[2 days later]
>your playerbase is getting pissed and tells you they're trying to find out what to do with the finger
>think about patching more into the demo
>PLAYERBASE SPECIFICALLY TELLS YOU THEY WILL BE PISSED IF YOU UPDATE THE GAME WITH MORE CONTENT
>[sweating intensifies]
>tell your Development Team to implement a Hideo Kojima-esque sidequest into Resident Evil 7
>spend devtime into its creation
>nobody ever finds out it exists because of the finger incident
>>341810906
fucking chemin I swear to god
I have a feeling there's something in the attic
What could it be anons
>>341812224
My penis.
>>341803784
le 3 and 2 are good survival horror games meme
>>341812224
Check the drawer, you'll findanother axe
>>341812302
Makes sense that I couldn't find it
>Demo is broken as fuck
>B-BUT GUYS, THE DUMMY FINGER
Capcom fucked it up badly
>>341812442
Everyone already checked the mannequins for missing fingers right?
>>341808859
Follow family man!
>>341810418
only the first game was a true survival horror game 2 and 3 give the player too many supplies to be apart of the genre
>>341812506
No, why do you ask?
>>341812506
They got no arms and hands, bro
>RE 7 Demo is shittier than an escape the house flash game on newgrounds
There is nothing else in this demo to be found.
>>341812506
I'd love to to chekc the missing fingers but I first need to find their missing arms
>>341812506
>no arms
>check for missing fingers
>>341812687
How does that make the first game the only true survival horror? What's so horrifying in the first game anyways?
>>341812506
Have you even played the demo?
>>341810975
Not all ghosts are ugly monsters that try to kill you
I fapped to many gohst doujin and i'm prou of it
>>341810975
>Long hair
>Devoted enough to linger on after dying
>Still attractive
>Pale/inhuman skin tone
>Potential for kinky poses because they're dead
How could the living even try to compete?I swear I'm not a skeleton.
>>341812897
you have to manage your resources carefully because the game won't give you many supplies.
you know the most important part of a survival horror game
Anyone try the little "resident evil ambassador" thing?
>>341813171
Only REmake was somewhat stingy on resources, and even then if you hoard your grenade launcher rounds until the latter 3rd you can basically just YOLO your way through the end of the game
Anyone else think that capcom could release a statement or hints when e3 is over?
It's already over
>>341813278
It's related to that Resident Evil 20th anniversary stuff.
It's like a shillclub. The ambassador stuff is literally a picture of a white door from REmake with your name and Ambassador ID(RE shillclub).
>>341813662
What is
e3
RE7 Demo Dev here.
Tricked you guys :^) you can stop playing now
>>341813896
Anr3
Capcom President here
the finger is for your butt hole to achieve maximum family.
Also for some reason going up stairs he doesn't laugh when welcoming you to the family
>>341807659
Something was calling him or he was possessed. Did you even see the end of the Blair Witch Project?
>>341814180
No, what happened?
Alright guys-I think we have to face the fact that Capcom put in shit to intentionally fuck with players.
Is anybody extremely turned off from the game by this notion? I was legit excited, as I love the RE franchise, but this just shouts that Capcom doesn't give a shit to me. Instead of making an interesting demo to showcase the engine and game they just filled it with nonsensical items to build false hype. They don't care about the franchise or the fans.
If this continues to be their attitude, then this game can go fuck itself.
What I love about this is that it shows what people are missing in their lives.
The sense of wonder and discovery, mystery and exploration.
It doesn't matter if it turns out that there was nothing to solve since we had so much fun searching for it.
>>341814295
Skip to 1:50 if you don't feel like waiting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmYsRcLMvO8
>>341814383
You call this fun??! I call it torture of the mind.
Why do people still think you aren't playing as Lukas in real time. AngryJoe played the Kitchen demo and confirmed that when Pete wakes up his first words are along the lines of "who are you".
Clacy died when he went down to find Andre. You hear him gurgle and fucking die. How are people this dense.
PC demo when
>>341814180
I agree with you.
The way he just walks away is just unsettling.
Like something instantly put the path to the basement in his head.
>>341814529
You have to follow Andre to get the /url
>>341814527
You don't think the dead can't come back? Do you even know what game franchise we're in?
>>341814608
How did Andre make it there?
How did he know about the secret passage?
HOW
>>341814739
He was possessed by something, most likely the ghost girl.
>>341814608
It's even more unsettling that you can't go with him as if you were possessed to stay where you were.
>>341814627
>you find this: www.capcom.co.jp/residentevil7/files/ghost_girl.exe
>>341814459
after watching this im pretty sure capcom was inspired by it
>>341815110
Everyone was inspired by it, anon, it was a big hit.
>>341815153
i mean this scene in particular
its very similar to what happens to andre
I hope the full game has a quick turn
>>341815245
Do you really want to see what's behind you? You really don't.
>>341815052
>www.capcom.co.jp/residentevil7/files/ghost_girl.exe
Copy pastes URL attempts to decipher, a warm hand touches my shoulder with belly laughter. "Welcome to the family son!"
