what does it mean? urhgh!
So it's like amnesia right? Quick review?
http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/p/keep-calm-and-follow-andre/
>uploaded three years ago
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
What changed after update today?
It was fucking 800mb, almost half of game size
Can't wait for /v/ 2016 collage
>>341768497
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN
I haven't checked out this at all can anyone please explain what is going on?
>>341768497
First for there have never, ever been any ghosts in Resident Evil, these virus induced hallucinations are completely original for the series.
>"I shouldn't wear my good shoes"
>there's a pair of shoes at second floor in present time
Are they his shoes? Did anyone check if there's something inside one of them?
>>341768497
proof
>>341768737
Sorry, I think they're in third floor near the phone.
Proof meme needs to die, drink a bleach cocktail. pls and ty
>>341768529
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, SON
>>341767902
I wonder if Kojima is butthurt about all this. I mean Capcom totally outrused him.
>>341768497
anyone scared that they'll screw up REmake 2 like RE7?
>>341769004
What ruse, there is no ruse
>>341769019
>no strong attack button
retard
>>341769004
He already commented on it.
He seems perfectly alright with it.
Says he hasn't had a chance to play the demo himself yet.
>re6 sucks! it's cod now! where are all the puzzles?
>capcom: oh you want puzzles? gotcha. *flips the dummy finger*
Has anyone tried to burn the finger??
>>341768985
Updated version
>>341769087
>anyone scared that they'll screw up REmake 2 like RE7?
I don't know.
How did you managed to get a copy of RE7 when the game isn't even finished yet?
>>341768847
2nd floor is correct, in English at least.
>>341768847
There's only three floors and a basement in this game, there is no third floor.
>>341769187
I bet he doesn't know about the finger ruse. If he knew, he would probably kill himself.
>>341769271
On what? If there was something to burn it on we would.
>>341769312
hi apologist
i dont need to see a piece of shit to know it is one
>>341768847
There's no third floor, phone is on second floor.
>>341769491
that doesnt even make any sense lmao
>>341769397
>There's only three floors
>there is no third floor.
So none of these characters are actually in the final game right?
This is like a prologue and then the actual protagonist comes to investigate during the main game.
>>341769332
>>341769397
Do Americans count ground floor as first?
>>341769716
We don't know.
All we know is that the demo will not be a part of the final game.
>>341769794
Yeah it's only the English who don't count ground floor as floor one.
>>341769794
You do know that the number one is the first number right?
Zero is a placeholder.
So the ground floor only makes sense as the first floor.
>>341769716
Yeah they said the demo character isn't the player character from the main game. Which is why I think there's more to this demo because there are several shots of the demo character in the trailer that we haven't seen.
https://www.vg247.com/2016/06/14/resident-evil-7-will-not-feature-the-character-or-setting-from-the-demo/
Did you idiots not read their statement about how the demo is not who the main game is about or the location? Its just a tech demo to show they can make the atmosphere right.
Time to vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10510773
Also, Andre say they have a son names Lucas but they seem to have a daughter. Is the ghost girl Lucas? Does dummy finger sembolize his chopped dick?
xth for 4, 5 and 6 > 1, 2 and 3
Is this going to be like how it took people months to access the upstairs balcony in P.T.
It's clear there's at least one more room in this house on the first/ground floor
>>341770225
The problem with that is now I want to figure out what's going on in that demo because it's got me curious, so I want more than just a brief tech demo.
It's over. 3 phone calls + door is all there is
>>341770372
>the problem is I want
how entitled of you
>"Welcome home" on the wall
Clancy is Lucas.
>>341770434
Too easy to change your name on Facebook. I want to be free but my autism won't allow me to be without PROOF
>>341770263
Poor Pete doesn't get any votes
>>341770473
You're right how very privileged of me.
>>341770701
40 lashes
standard
>>341770434
Care to elaborate this with PROOF?
How the fuck did you guys not finish this demo yet?
>>341770765
No please make it at least 80. It's what I deserve for being a white male. I have to atone for that at every chance I can.
the clock on the wall says 10 37
>>341770197
In an E3 interview they literally said the main cast would just be nobodies though, propably with as much personality and charisma as an Outlast/Amnesia protagonist.
Their reasoning was
>You can't play as a trained/ex military professional or you would have LuD0 NaRrAtIvE DISSOCNANCE!!!
>>341770937
Proof?
We here at 4chan know that black people due to their time as slaves now have genes of slaves, making them want to be punished even more.
We won;t allow you to hurt yourself if you are in fact a black person.
>>341770434
If I cant read it its not proof.
Try again.
>>341770263
Andre is dead and Famalam Guy is married. Pete's the only one who anyone has a shot with. Until he gets stabbed at the end. Pete's still the best.
Let's put aside memes and shitposting for now and have an acutal discussion.
Since crimson heads are canon in the REmake, do you think we'll see them again in the RE2 remake?
>>341771220
Proof?
I remember getting stuck in mansion in first RE because I couldn't figure out the painting puzzle with my then shit tier english (plus I was 7)
This takes me back to those days...
>>341771220
If you follow Marvin
>>341769887
More like it's only Americans and Russians who do.
>>341771354
XDDD
>>341771368
So you have learned teletemporation?
>>341771220
No. REmake zombies only have the capacity to go Crimson Head because they've aged a bit; REmake zombies are all over 2 months old, meanwhile no game since has had zombies older than a couple days.
>>341770434
>Question grammatically incorrect and full of spelling errors.
> Capcom rep doesn't even capitalise his name.
I want off this ride.
>>341770434
Hello this is the official 4chan account of Capcom France. I would just like to confirm that there is actually 10 different endings, but they can only be unlocked once you prepurchase our newest action-packed title Umbrella Corps releasing June 21st.
>>341772140
>didn't say you have to follow andre
0/10
Still waiting for a qt Andre fan art...
press already in damage control
teasing about how 'the internet overblow things a little bit... '
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-06-16-resident-evil-7-endings-and-demo-secrets-explored
>capcom already setting suicide hotlines for the weekend
>>341772352
>wanting to fuck a literal autist
>Andre? Where's Andre?
>Well, I'm sorry, but he's probably...
>No...
>>341772397
>alternate endings
>still only lists two
Was there even a point to this article?
>>341773151
Clickbait.
BRAVO CAPCOM
>>341773151
damage control
basically trying to soothe in that it was all a ruse
>>341771645
Well technically it should be possibly considering lickers are even further mutations of crimson heads and there are plenty of lickers in 2
>>341773095
>Pete, don't open that door!
People need to stop talking about this for a bit. Capcom is loving that everyone is buzzing about it. Cut off their food supply and they'll do something to get us talking again.
>>341770434
ENGLISH, faggot. This is an AMERICAN site so I expect ENGLISH.
>>341767902
Gentleman, can we all agree this is the best opening to the entire Resident Evil universe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnRzncXVIrY
Dat brass section when they rope down from the helicopter.
>>341773650
you are missing the senpai man pepe there
>>341771256
Needs an image of someone hacking a wall or something with an axe with no rhyme or reason.
>>341773552
WHOOOOAAAAAA! This hall is DANGEROUS!
>>341773803
What's up with his index finger?
>>341773975
He's actually a dummy and he's missing his finger, thats why he punches you so he can get it back
>>341773975
he is punching you because you stole his finger
>legit answer
>>341773975
HOLY SHIT YOU FOUND IT
repostan
http://imgur.com/H61nkBr
http://imgur.com/IQBQ8cv
would you guys?seriously... given the chance.. inside that house... would you guys fuck the ghost girl or the mannequin?
>>341770434
If you think this is "proof" of anything you are a complete retard and should have stopped playing days ago.
>>341773931
Here's a bolt cutter. It might help if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.
>>341774158
spooky ghost-girls are best girls
>>341773803
>where are the zombies?!?!?!
that guy looks like a zombie to me. Or at least, he's about to turn into a zombie.itchytasty.
>>341774158
Ghost yes
>>341774257
That's what I was thinking.
>>341774158
Nope.Would fuck that bird in the microwave tho
>>341774158
I wouldfollow andre if I was given the chance
>>341773975
delete this
>>341774257
He speaks normally. Also the guy in the basement at the end of the VHS tape is him as well, same pants and boots. If he is infected, then they got infected three years before the VHS, when they disappeared.
>>341768985
wew, sure is plebbit in here.
>>341767902
>WAIT HAS ANYONE TRIED FINGER INSTEAD OF FUSE??
>WAIT HAS ANYONE TRIED FOLLOWING ANDRE??
>WAIT HAS ANYONE TRIED WALKING BACKWARDS THROUGH EXIT DOOR?
>WAIT HAS ANYONE TRIED CHANGING DATE OF PS4?????
>>341774223
I hope this is not Andre's blood
>>341774493
What makes you think he's infected at the time of VHS? We never saw his face. He could be infected same day for all we know.
Guys I'm actually a huge faggot, saying "suck my dick Andre" into the mic means I won't fuck off and die, but instead let you pound my tight little white fuccboi ass.
>>341774805
Stay here this is your home
Welcome to the family, son
>>341774794
He has no reason to be violent or smash Andre's head against the pipes, unless he is of course, infected and mad.
>>341775312
andre was trespassin g his propriety tho
>>341775312
>implying andre didn't got throatfucked by the futa ghost
Game's gonna be gureato
>Written by the Spec Ops: The Line guy
>Actually hired P.T Designer Jordan Amaro to work on it
I expect big things from the game now it's not in the hands of the usual blithering idiots.
>>341775312
>implying people can't be evil motherfuckers without being infected by a virus
>>341775414
This makes me wonder what Andre meant by "disappeared three years ago", does it means "neighbors haven't seen them anymore" or "police hasn't found them" kind of stuff.
>>341775619
>Implying the profile he gave of the bakers just before fits the profile of an evil motherfucker
>>341775580
Apparently only the dialog is by the Spec Ops guy.
The dialog in the demo is probably his writting already, including the "Welcome to the family, son.".
>>341775827
>implying he's mr.baker and not some shady scientist doing research in the house
>he's wearing a fucking hazmat suit
>>341775926
I like it.
Gets kinda memey after hearing hella times tho
>>341768529
w2c those frames
>>341775997
>hazmat suit has exposed hands
>implying it isn't a rain coat.
>>341776216
Hazmat suit?
Looks like a rain slicker to me.
>>341776216
>implying you'd wear a raincoat indoors
>implying crazy scientist can't wear raincoats
>implying there's any proof that he's mr.baker
>>341775997
The guy in the family pictures is the same, so either he is an undercover scientist pretending to be a farmer and he even has a secret underground lab under the farmhouse, hence the secret door or he is protecting his family who got infected by Umbrella. His son is definitely on advanced stages of the virus.
dont pause the game for too much, or you'll get welcomed to the family
>>341776762
Wait didn't that happen in PT where if you pause for a long time and come back to it you'll be greeted with lisa
>>341776581
You'd be wearing a raincoat in doors if you just came inside from the outdoors.
Which is likely where he was since he's nowhere in the house when you and your buds enter it.
>>341776884
yes you are correct
>>341776904
>when you and your buds enter it
But he was in the basement in VHS and we don't know if he was wearing the coat at that time because we only saw his feet. Raincoat only appears in present time.
You're confused son
>>341776581
>implying you would smash someone's face in in your own home when they likely have friends and family thay know they are going there but not wear a raincoat when you are already crazy
>implying there is proof he isn't Mr baker especially when he's saying welcome to le family
>implying I was saying scientists can't wear raincoats
Seriously, saying people are unreasonable but then saying people would be reasonable enough to not wear a raincoat in doors when they just killed a guy makes you just laughable.
>>341776884
>>341776960
Are you saying that Capcom took something from PT and used it in their literal copy of PT?
>>341770865
Because console players.
Consider the following:
What if ghost girl is an irl ghost haunting the game? I mean she's totally out of place...
>>341777164
sorry, I lied, you can pause the game for hours without consequencec
>>341777286
woah..... just like my creepypastas......
>mfw famalam guy edited ghost girl on the vhs footage to spook you
>>341776581
Has anybody tried returning the videotape?
>>341777286
EMAIL CAPCOM ABOUT THIS
MAYBE SHE KNOWS ABOUT THE THIRD ENDING???????
>>341777541
my african american person...
FOLLOW ANDRE
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>>341777286
Oh god
It's the phantom of the old survival horror!She was my old partner, you know.
Why are we calling Andrew Andre now?
when the old men comes to yours behinds to punch you and kill character player try croutching you might evade the blow
>>341768497
I FUCKING KNEW IT
Could someone tell me the chronological order of the vhs, the game and the last clip?
>>341777286
>resident evil was never about paranormal
>ghost girl never appears in trailers
>andre never mentioned a girl
Yep. Ghost girl wasn't intentional. Capcom never knew about her.
We're fucked guys...
>>341778043
I always wanted to fuck that Zombie girl
She was QT
>>341774541
Can't follow Andre. There's an invisible wall stopping you from leaving the kitchen. And if you try to leave the house facing backwards the game turns you around when you open the door. Don't know about the rest though.
>>341777315
I figured, but I just forgot if that actually happens in PT or I was just unlucky and happened to run into lisa after unpausing
>>341778043
The last clip happens before the game, the game happens before the video tape, and the video tape happens before the last clip, and the game happens before the last clip.
>>341778043
me on the right
>mfw we've already found out everything and Capcom's just fucking with us to spread publicity about the game
>>341778379
you look pretty, Anon
anyone tried kissing andrea
>>341778249
Rebecca is pretty cute, yeah.
>>341778043
>1 female zombie
TRIGGERED
>>341778486
who the fuck andrea?
andre's trap name?
>>341778781
Andre's birth name
She had a sex change after becoming the ghost
>>341778249
I'm not into throwup bjs
>>341778043
I never noticed but you can actually see naked zombies weewee outline
has anyone pressed circle near the circle in the wall?
>>341778365
>last clip happens before the game
>the game happens before the last clip
wat
>>341779298
yes i got punched to death by a naked chris redfield thn he started masturbating on my body
what are you supposed to do after you get the gun
>>341779923
an hero
>>341779923
come and shitpost here
>>341778365
>clip
IT'S A FUCKING MAGAZINE
>>341779923
kill yourself
>>341779327
Yes. The video tape happens before the last clip, and the last clip happens before the game, and the game happens before the video tape. Because the game happens before the video tape and the video tape happens before the last clip, the game happens before the last clip. Because the video tape happens after the game and the the game happens after the last clip, the video tape happens after the last clip. Because the last clip happens before the video tape and the game happens after the the last clip, the last clip happens before the video tape.
>>341779923
SHHHHHHHHH
>some guy glitched his shitty game and that made him say you cannot follow Andre
>people are dumb enough to believe that and don't try it themselves
>>341780052
but what does it mean?
>>341779923
WHAT GUN?!?!?!?!
DID YOU GET THE THIRD ENDING?????
THIS MIGHT BE IT LADS!!!!!
>>341780257
Andre explains it while you follow him down the ladder.
>>341780209
Literally what I was thinking.
Dumb Sonyggers fell for the invisible wall meme.
>>341780265
Sure is summer
If you go down to Andre and wait long enough.
Well - You will see yourself.
>>341780450
That's pretty deep.
>>341780408
what did he mean by this
>>341780450
>If you go down on Andre
FTFY
Seriously now, do you think Crapcom put all these red herrings in just to ruse us? They must know if this is true there will be a huge backlash
>>341780450
WHAT
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT WHAT THE FUCK
>>341780450
What do I do after Andre kills the Family Man
Is Andre a meme?
>>341780665
That's why they're keeping quiet. If there was more they'd say something like "BUT THERE'S STILL ONE MORE SECRET NOBODY HAS FOUND" like every single other company and instead they just go quiet when anyone asks like they know the answer is bad.
>>341767902
Leave it to capcom to fuck the theme of their series up. It was never about psychological horror, but biological instead. Something you still have a chance to fight back against.
>>341780825
nvm I figured it out
Can't believe people still haven't realized the animal corpses in present time are actually Pete and Andre after they transformed into BOWs by the famalam guy.
>they won't bring this semen demon back
I'm sad.
>>341781007
Shut yo bitch ass up
>>341781051
They gave us another one...
>>341780902
You'll be fighting in the main game. The options screen allows you to enable or disable auto aim and the HUD options states in the description that it's for showing or hiding your remaining ammo. Mark my words there's a reason they put Biohazard in the title for the first time ever in the west. I'm pretty sure they want to emphasize that the situation is just like the old games.
I am sure there are 2 more endings that nobody found yet but only because those have some incredibly bullshit conditions.
Like:
>Destroy all boxes without making the manniquins turn around
>watch the VHS tape completely 2 times
>open the microwave before looking into the pot
>let the boxes respawn and destroy them again 3 times
>get the key
>listen to the phone
>enter the secret passage
Something like that in a fixed order.
People can't actually expect Capcom to be this elaborate right? This is the company that charged full price for Street Fighter V without a story mode. If you check Capcom's stock price it's been absolutely getting hammered since 2008 financial crash and has not recovered in the ways that other Japanese companies have.
It's obviously evident to intelligent people (like myself) that this was just a rushed demo to meet the deadline of E3.
>>341781221
If anything, it probably has something to do with all those boxes with the number 7 on them.
>completed the demo and followed the threads over the last 4 days
>literally not a single new thing discovered since an hour after release
The writing's on the wall faggots
>>341781221
Pure delusion. Although I don't blame you since fagcom decided to include 2 useless items that do nothing.
>>341780450
I've been telling multiple streamers this and they've tried it with no success
You're full of shit
You guys are being played like a damn fiddle.
>>341781276
>people keep blaming capcom
>not the team that worked on this
Post the credits so we can shame
>>341781361
what wall?
PM me guys and I send you the steps to get the true ending ; )
Andre is the key
Use the finger on Andre
>>341781361
it won't go away, it's an omen
>>341781276
>It's obviously evident to intelligent people (like myself)
>>341781473
Have you tried following Andre?
>>341767902
you expected 6?
When will Capcom release the demo on PC so faggots can datamine all secrets?
Have you guys tried turning Andre off and on again?
>>341781603
andre is too big to fit in a lock
what if when andre goes to check out the house, he knows you might follow him and that it might be dangerous, so he actually constructs the invisible wall for your safety
but pete not too long after says the magic words to destroy the barrier, which you yourself can do at any time with the mic
The invisible wall around Andre disappears after you found all ghosts in the VHS tape
>mfw all i've been doing for last 3 days is watching streamers try to solve a puzzle that doesn't exist because Capcom outsourced the coding of their demo to a bunch of Chinese that delivered an incomplete product
best streams ever
>>341781950
I really wish they didn't have Trump in the development team...
>>341778298
It was a joke because those are the super obvious things every retard suggests as if no one else would ever think of them
>>341782143
lmao
here's an upvote
Alright guys is capcom trying to generate talk and twitch hype or is there another ending we haven't got yet?
>fully rendered room
>Axe and finger with no use
>clicks hat sound like 1/??? Locks has been opened
Well /v/?
WHO WAS PHONETFW they literally put that meme in the game
this demo was made to troll v
>>341782417
its ada wong
i recognize her voice since i masturbated to her polygons when i was a kid and developed an asian fetish as a result of it
>>341782417
I played 6 recently because it was on a massive sale and it sounds just like Ada so I'm calling it Ada.
WHY WON'T THIS FUCKING STOP
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>341782627
>be Ada
>"I'm going to ring this phone in a farmers attic and be cryptic"
>follow andre
>>341782710
Quality weebcuck post
>>341782710
>tfw no sexy Haruhi in bikini to look at each loop
GUYS GUYS GUYS
What if the VHS WORLD is actually the FUTURE?
what do you do with the doll, can't seem to find anything to use it on
I've played through this like 6 times and still haven't seen a ghost. Is this a ruse or am I doing something wrong?
>>341782772
Being cryptic is pretty much Ada's life. I bet when a waiter asks for her order she makes him search around the restaurant and solve puzzles for it, or replies with an obscure morbid sounding poem.
>>341782978
It's a ruse, there are no ghosts, only family man
>>341782978
She pops up for literally a single frame.
>>341782978
It appears and disappears very fast, and only one of the spots is really in front of you (on the stairs). Others are really obscure like the kitchen window.
Has anyone tried setting the internal PS4 clock to Jun 1 2017 at 11:40PM??
>>341782710
Why does she sit like that?
Record the VHS sequence on a VHS tape and watch it on a CRT TV.
You're welcome.
>>341783507
Anime bullshit.
>>341783252
YES FOR FUCKS SAKE THINK OF SOMETHING NEW
>>341782978
There are no ghosts man. Game is bugged.
>>341783561
How about resetting the memory on the ps4 and playing the game clean?
>>341773542
The Raccoon City incident was caused by the G virus, which has much faster mutation potential than the T virus.
I'm wondering now, wtf is up with those plant lickers? How made?
>>341774523
At least someone posted it.
The fact that retards who don't understand how to make a joke with this template now go largely unchallenged really shows how far /v/ has fallen.
>>341783507
Her butt hurts
>>341783884
Mutations, son
IF YOU HIT THE DOOR HANDLE ON THE LOCKED DOOR IT BREAKS
>>341784318
PROOF
First, get all three variations of the phone ending. On your fourth run, get the phone ending again but leave the room while hugging the walls so you don't get hit. Continue hugging the walls and pick up the dummy finger and the VHS. Watch the VHS and unlock the drawer with the axe in it. Watch the VHS again until you've seen all appearances of the ghost girl. Be sure to pause once after every appearance (be careful because if you mess up the timing on this part you will have start over entirely). Get the key, and then pick up the axe. Open the microwave and then swing your axe at what's inside. This will unlock the true final stage of the demo.
>>341784450
I'm serious. I don't think it does anything but the fact the handle breaks is cool.
>>341784470
Already done faggot, nothing.
>>341784318
It's already broken
>>341784318
sure thing, buddy
>>341784542
If this is true, try picking it up. Maybe you can use it on the door with broken handle.
so how much longer till capcom gives in and tells us what to do
Wonder if the mc will face off any of these:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missouri#Wildlife
>>341784470
ALREADY
D
O
N
E
>>341784678
There's nothing to do except lament that you wasted four days on a shitty game expecting a better ending
>>341784778
>implying /v/ have anything better to do
THE VHS IS SET IN THE FUTURE CONFIRMED
will post link shortly
Friendly reminder that Capcom actually hired one of the P.T. devs for this. So all that wacky stuff it took to beat P.T like walking 10 steps, or zooming in on the brightness settings, or saying a random name, or pressing NOTHING AT ALL for 30 seconds? Well it might end up being something just as wacky here.
can you use the microwave and put the shitty finger in it ? if it's metallic on the inside the celluloid should catch fire
>>341784778
>put in extra items and a plethora of other signs pointing to another ending
>our fault
If there were no dummy finger, and the Axe had at least one real use I wouldn't be saying this. But you know what they're straight up deceiving just so we play and talk about it.
>>341785051
That makes no fucking sense when the other endings aren't that difficult to get.
>>341785032
how the fuck do you record the future you god damn retards
>>341785271
You can't record the future but you can record present time and send the tape back in time.
>>341785051
It's possible I suppose because of those clicks you hear among other things..but pt is much more linear when compared to re. So that leads me to believe they wouldn't do something like that because it would be way too obtuse.
>>341785201
Are they really endings though? It's no better than getting special hugged by Lisa in P.T. What people actually consider "endings" could just be game overs with a teaser at the end. The actual end might be buried somewhere else.
>>341785271
Maybe they found a new virus that allows you to see the future like Edge of Tomorrow and they project those images into a VHS
>>341785404
I hate everyone
>>341785491
Shut up, Asuka.
>>341785415
the clicks are just a repeating sound in the background
>>341785610
The clicks are morse code. Listen to them closely.
>>341785404
Huh
Really makes you think...
>>341785931
holy shit it says andre was dead all along
RE7 will be about parallel universes. The VHS isn't actually from the past or the future. It's from the present and the people in the VHS are going through the house at the same time the player character is. The ghost girl is also another being from a parallel universe.
>>341786404
Reminder that this is a thing:
>check kitchen drawer
>locked
>go to vhs, find lockpick, unlock the drawer
>go back to present time
>drawer is unlocked
so you might be right anon
The nips are very good at making confusing ass cluster fuck games with very little explanation of anything and then letting the autistic weebs do all the lore work for them.
>>341786828
RE7 is written by a guy who did Spec Ops Line though
And also FEAR 1 addons that were so bad they were officially retconned
>>341785404
Shit dude I like how you think
>>341768529
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, SON
>>341768529
Bienvenido a la familia, hijo.
VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10512414
They should make a twitch plays of this shit
can you use the lighter on the finger?
Has anyone tried rushing for the fuse, grabbing the key, and going for the back door repeatedly yet?
Anyone tried speedrunning? Unlocking everything as fast as possible?
>>341784318
Break the handle?
>>341768529
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, SON
The game is over. Capcom in damage control mode. No secrets. No other endings. Poor Andre dies alone.
>>341768985
LMAOOO at the mozart thing.
Ugh, I was kind hoping it would be like REmake though.
>>341770434
I'm going to tell you why this is straight up bullshit, I received a phone call telling me that I'm getting closer and I remember reading someone else saying the exact same thing.
So that leaves the 3 phone calls, backdoor and the other phone call.
>>341788334
Sauce?
Is it normal to get family'd before taking the shotgun? This just happened and it might be a glitch but i don't know
>>341789507
0/10
Can you go back outside during VHS mode?
Can you climb back up the ladder after seeing Andres body but not "inspecting" it?
Can you wait and see if that faggot goes down first if you leave it long enough?
It's super hard trying to even come up with anything not done a billion times already
Is camera an inventory item in VHS mode?
>>341789692
No
No
No
Andre
>>341790004
yeah, what's up?
>>341774523
>>341784085
>le meme police
>ur under arrest for misuse of memes
fuck off
Has ANYONE tried any half A button presses yet?
Did anyone try pushing the bench swing exactly 7 times?
>>341790004
FOLLOW
O
L
L
O
W
>>341790313
there is no a button on a ps4 controller...
>>341768529
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, SONalex is a faggot
Watch it be tied to the fucking share button
Why does no one talk about trying to get down that hole to the basement in the non-VHS world? Why would they put a whole other room down there with no way to access it?
>>341790497
And that's why Andre dies
fucking sonycunts
>>341790497
Not with that attitude there isn't
>>341790695
Why does it ask for PS+ to download
DOES THAT IMPLY ONLINE
>>341790701
Feel free to try and get down there m8
Anyone else just leaving their game on? I have answered the phone, and am hugging the wall, it's been a day already.
>>341790868
No, it implies you getting cucked like a good goy.
What's with the blurred square shit on people streams popping up sometimes in the upper-left hand corner?
Guys you have to print out a picture of Andre and cum on it 7 times and tweet it to Capcom and they'll PM you on how to get the secret ending where you escape with the help of the spooky ghost girl
>>341790915
I don't have the demo.
>>341790962
It's just a square with their psn name, password and social security number
>>341790497
PROOF
Can you make stairs go back up? I want to try something with that when I get the demo
>>341791067
I see, so it's messages the streamer receives.
>>341791226
You can't.
>>341791396
>>341791226
if only you saved Andre to have his help...
Anyone know the phone conversations? I might stream soon
>>341791572
It's just ada saying herro ching chong ping pong
>>341789692
Not if the door shuts
Yes
No
I'm streaming feel free to ask me to do anything in this thread.
>>341792060
Are you going to follow Andre?
>>341790935
>implying I'm not a PC watching from the sidelines
>implying I'm going to buy RE7 after this shitfest
>>341792060
Please kill Mr. Familia
>>341768985
>>341769292
fuggin saved famalamally
I hope clancy survived ;_;
>>341792705
He did not.
>>341792858
PROOF
I hope Andre is okay.
>>341789982
you can go back up the ladder but it doesnt do anything.
you cant go back outside once you cross into the area with the chained up shelf.
>>341768985
>could mozart be alive?
I don't get this retarded meme. Of course I'm dead.
>>341792974
Did you not follow him?
>>341792060
Remember to follow Andre.
LIST OF PEOPLE WHO SURVIVED
-CLANCY
-SON
Has anyone tried dropping the finger in the hole to the basement?
Family man did nothing wrong
>>341793385
nothing can be dropped, option is gray out. you can only interact with objects and pick shit up.
YOU KNOW I WAS AN ANCHOR
>>341775997
its not a hazmat suit, there was a gif around and his trousers are brown/beige.
>>341793592
What if it's context sensitive?
>>341793385
HOLY SHIT IT WORKED.I threw the doll finger down the hole thenmr.rodgers made gravy
I think the rate at which the ghost appears changes depending the amount of times you watch the tape.
>>341793804
I still haven't seen here once and this is my 4th playthrough
Would you?
So you don't play as Clancy.
Clancy had a wrist watch and player character doesn't.
When in the VHS portion, you can "stop the video".
Is there any thing that could come out of stopping the tape at certain times or in front of certain objects?
For example: stopping the tape after you've seen the trap door open but before you witness Andre's death.
Surely "stopping the tape" is an option for a reason.
>>341768107
I can't stop thinking he looks related to GTA5 Trevor.
>>341794297
It's for the axe
>>341794216
wrist watches are welded on where you come from?
But most likely not. Your shoes, clothes, timeline all different
>>341774523
This.
/m/, /vp/, and sometimes even /a/ don't do this shit.
>>341793998
I have spawn her in 5 spots, tho I can't get her to spawn outside the kitchen under and in the voodoo room for my life.
>>341794496
it's confirmed.
>vhs tape
>clancy and mexican dude get eaten
> you go there to investigate, get knocked out and wake up again.
this is confirmed.
>>341794297
>For example: stopping the tape after you've seen the trap door open but before you witness Andre's death.
Tried it.
The key does not appear and you have to watch it again from the beginning to the end to trigger the note to appear near the TV (which also means the key).
You can unlock the cupboard in the VHS world, stop the video and then get the axe in the present.
You can also then restart the video and don't open the cupboard.
It remains opened in the present.
>>341794297
Stop in front of the fuse box
>>341794496
What do you mean? In your country they don't permanently attach a watch to your hand as a sign you're a slave? The fuck?
maybe the finger in the attic is the key?
" It is also important not to store celluloid objects in an area prone to extreme heat such as an attic to avoid combustion."
http://antiques.about.com/od/learningaboutantiques/a/Collecting-Celluloid090612.htm
>>341768529
Welcome to the family, son.
>>341794852
stream pls
>>341794297
>Surely "stopping the tape" is an option for a reason.
Yeah, so you don't have to go over the same 5 minute cutscene each time you play the demo.
>>341794946
you can't interact with it at all anywhere in the real world.
>>341795010
Nah, you need to finish it.
>>341795104
examine the finger for a period of time in the attic, say 7 minutes? it is day time in the real world, we don't know whether or not it is actually hot up there, given the fact that there isn't any sort of ventilation and there are a lot of lamps on unlike the lower floor, it could be possible that the finger could in fact melt.
>>341795278
why? You can get the bad ending without watching it.
is anyone of you steaming I want you to test something
>>341794297
>Trigger Ghost Girl all 7 times
>Stop video whilst she's in the frame each time
>>341795296
Celluloid is what they used to make film rolls out of. and photographs. it doesnt just combust in sunlight.
>>341795407
Yeah, but he was talking about stopping the video which means that you're already watching it.
I swear to GOD you guys are completely dismissing the phone conversations. one has already provided a clue to the axe. the other 2 are clues.
Alright, I'm putting an end to this once and for all.
If I don't come back in an hour call TAPS immediately.
>>341795545
they also made baby dolls, a doll that looks as if it is discomposing falls from the ceiling when you pick the bolt cutter, if you think about the layout of the house the spot from where the baby dolls falls seem to be right below the attic hallway.
>>341795895
They also dismiss the paper about dashing shit
>>341796057
Well most of us are atheist so you need to explain that one
>>341795895
No one cares about Ada's vague bullshit.
>>341795895
>you'll have to say goodbye eventually
Maybe it's telling us to stop fucking playing this game?
>>341780209
There's an invisible wall dumbfuck we've been saying this for the past few days.
>>341796189
That's why people won't solve this. I'd do it but I'm too pussy to play it
Who got Nemmy banned?! >:(
>>341796057
That fucking quote is about jews killing babylonian children
>>341796295
Fuck that nigger
>>341796167
>most of us are atheist
Are you retarded?
>>341796189
if there's any undiscovered shit, 99% chance it's just an ada phonecall anyway.
>>341794117
I'd banish that spirit with my dick.
>>341796167
>the site where the fedora meme got popularized , a meme that was making fun of atheists, is atheist.
>>341796167
>being atheist
>not reading bible to find plot holes to use against religitards
>>341796295
No one did. He posted on reddit and said that he got banned because he streamed PT and it's apparently banned from twitch.
>>341796295
Who again?
>>341796505
the ending is here
>>341796820
Ah, OK. I've seen assholes get their channels back within days, so he should be all good.
>>341796820
Why would PT be banned?
>>341796793
'''''''''''Religious'''''''''''' person here
This post is accurate. A good atheist is ACTUALLY INFORMED ON SCIENCE AND RELIGION and not just a memer.
>>341797183
Konami you idiot
>>341796889
Hold up, where is this guy at?
>>341796889
What scene is the reference to? The picture?
>>341797240
Its the barred door on third floor. The door apparently didn't load in. He comes back later and its there
>>341797240
The attic, it's confirmed so far.
>the attic is that room
> you can clip entire things at the door under the stairs
>andre gets caught under the stairs.
>>341768529
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY SON
>>341768529
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, SON
I have no way of verifying this (outside of proving that I attended the expo), but I played the E3 2015 PlayStation VR (then still referred to as Morpheus) "Kitchen" demo, which shows this sequence in its entirety. I'm going from memory and some events may be off (anyone else who was at the expo, please feel free to correct any errors in my description). Spoilers obviously. Here's the gist of what happens after Pete is killed:
The player's (Clancy, assumedly) chair is knocked over in a struggle and Pete is dragged out of the kitchen, down the hallway you see the zombie girl in. At this point, you're looking around while laying on the floor. After a few moments, his severed head rolls out next to you. You can hear the zombie girl breathing and moving around, and then your chair is suddenly uprighted. You can still hear her, and she slides her hands around either side of your face from behind, seemingly examining you. She then leans over from behind you, her face suddenly appearing upside down right in your view. She switches around to the front, now in possession of the knife that Pete had. She stabs you in the leg with it, and as Clancy is yelling in pain, she suddenly lunges at you violently. The demo then ends.
>>341768529
>hair isn't attached to head
BRAVO CRAPCUM
>>341797183
Not sure, it isn't even in the list of prohibited games that twitch has. It's only a 24 hour ban so if anything, it's an entire day he could spend not wasting his time playing 13 hours of the teaser.
>>341797935
>You can still hear her, and she slides her hands around either side of your face from behind, seemingly examining you. She then leans over from behind you, her face suddenly appearing upside down right in your view
Just got family'd in the kitchen.
Can this happen anywhere if you waste enough time or something?
>>341798137
proof
Why hasn't anyone posted proof yet?
How is the VHS in the cupboard if the cupboard is already chained up.
>>341798231
Tells you how great RE7 will be
Prepare your self for spoppy instant kill and shit writing
>>341798227
Because Andre is dead
They said herbs are returning but I don't see any life bar. Did they fell for the "blood covered screen" meme?
>>341798231
>unlock cupboard
>put confiscated tape inside
>lock it up again
>>341798613
Each herb saves you from insta kills
>>341798231
That's because there's a VHS in there that shows the "present".
>>341798694
Where did this insta kill shit come from? Oh, because that guy punched you in the face WHICH IS ACTUALLY THE ENDING OF THE DEMO?
>>341798231
>>341798381
you retards are aware that locks are able to be re-locked after being unlocked right
>>341798864
I refuse to be welcomed into the family. There must be another ending.
>>341798926
proof
>>341798926
except there's no key for that
>>341798926
>use key
>unlocks lock
>key disappears from inventory
>can't re-lock it
Lies.
>>341798926
But it's like one of the only things that's the same
>>341798926
>you retards are aware that locks are able to be re-locked after being unlocked right
holyshit how can someone be that stupid kek
I WAS RAISED IN A DEEP DARK HOLE
>>341767902
I'll be fucking pissed if it's first person, goes back to being a horror game or if it's a different continuity.
>>341799119
Just like 99% of us were from bagina sowhat
>>341799119
OF THE CRATER
>>341799141
>inb4 100 angry muh roots replies
So you can use the shadow of the axe?
>>341798197
It literally happend randomly and I was near the pot on the table.
I can record and try and do it again if it's a big deal.
>>341799280
Try to blind the family man with the axes shadow to escape
HOW COME I NEVER SEE THE GHOST LADY
Guys when family man attacked if v reversal and countered. Made it outside
>>341799601
because you are a fat smelly mouth-breather and she is dusguisted by your existence
>>341799601
Never saw here either on my 4th playthrough
fucknig weird
>>341799601
Because she doesn't exist
>>341799645
proof?
>>341799141
>>341799250
>I'll be mad
Ok? Who gives a shit?
>>341799789
You
>>341788334
holy shit i want sauce
A PRISONER WITH NO PAROLE
>>341799897
if you think re7 is anything like re1 you never played either game
>>341799856
Not at all really. I'll buy the game myself and have a fun time, in the meantime I'm here to ask people for proof. If you dislike the game it doesn't effect me or my experience, I don't to really care about your life experiences.
>>341795978
The skinny fag left. TAPS is ded
Anyone else think the ghost girl is REALLY out of place?
I mean, when you analyze everything and try piece the story together she doesn't seem to fit anywhere.
Just like that fucking finger.
>>341800063
And i never metioned them, you did.
>>341768529
Welcome to the family, son
>>341800041
>he thinks he knows anything about RE1
underage spotted
>>341800209
No, you did. You said you'll be mad, a life experience, as if it mattered or was worth talking about.
Alright I solved it. So we get attacked by family man right? What character says "go home and be s family man'? It happens to be Guile who just so happens to be the latest dlc for Capcoms Street Fighter V. So you need to set Guile as favorite character in SFV and when family man attacks you you fight back. This is build up for story mode
>>341800298
No i didn't since i'm the other guy. I don't fucking care how it turns out. If i want old RE i'll just play old RE
>>341800407
Ah sorry for the confusion, figured given the level of butthurt he showed that the greentext was him as well.
>>341800129
>doesn't fit the story
>some people never see her
another fucking glitch?
>>341800485
Reminder it's an actual ghost haunting the game demo
>>341772397
look at that dog. he's fuzzy.
Did anyone try pointing a real dummy finger on Playstation camera?
What do you think happened to Andre?
Why does he bleed like that?
Why did he decide to enter the basement?
And how did the hidden door close after he passed it?
>>341800484
RE took so many different direction from fixed cam, to shoulder fucking light gun shooters
If you really try you can make every kind of game a good RE, so i'll just wait at thispoint
>>341801284
Bad writing
Only a minute passed and it looks like he hanged there for hours
>>341801284
Don't fucking question Andre you little bitch
>>341768529
GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN
>>341801284
Yeah his eyes were pretty fucked. I wonder what causes that.
So the dummy finger is the family man's finger that he cut off himself with the scissors that are in the same drawer? I'm convinced it has no use.
>>341801496
It's an Andre clone
Actually Andre=Lucas
You can come up with exactly 7 questions about Andre
Why did he left the room?
How did he know about the secret door?
How did the secret door close after he passed it?
Why was he staring at the wall?
Why did he bleed like that?
Why did he collapsed on you?
Did he die or infected?
>>341801630
Tell him you have his finger when he attacks you
>>341800041
>re1
>search for and use items inside a big house
>re7
>search for an use items inside a small house
wow, so different
>>341800283
Bad idea. Forcing fixed camera angles and making the player guess what's around him instead of giving him the ability to see makes it far better.
Thief is spooky because it's immersive and don't use pistols, but RE can be scarier.
>>341773764
Not many other opening sequence conveyed quite the urgent level of 'EVERYTHING IS FUCKED' than this
>>341800129
Someone had a theory that she was a type of infected that was super fast, agile, and flexible and would travel through the gaps in the house.
>>341802068
>gone home
>search for and use items in a big house
Ah yes just as my good old RE games
>>341769019
kek
>>341801929
>Why is there a screenshot where his face isn't full of blood
I'll even answer itThe demo is a broken piece of shit
You just know some American is going to shoot up Capcom headquarters because of this demo.
>>341800283
>some idea they had is the same as the game that was released
ok
>>341802250
But how does she fit the story?
Why is she there?
>>341801929
"What's his wiener smell like?" Fuck your 7 questions faglord.
>>341802167
There's more te being scary or tense than just camera angles
RE3 is scary as shit through sound design alone
>>341802250
>infected can also go invisible
>this is actually a thing in RE
>>341802395
>re3
>scary
nice meme
>>341802068
you actually needed skills to play that game since dodging zombies and managing ammo and healing items was a challenge.
Going by the trailer and the demo this is just a cinematic experience like amnesia or outlast where it's trying to make you shit your pants because the gameplay is actually mediocre.
Re1's puzzles might not have been anywhere near genious but they at least required some brain power, in this one you just use items on everything until something works and then do more random shit that makes no sense just because pt was cryptic and this needed to be cryptic too to run on the coattails of something else
>>341802395
Example where RE3 is scary? Got a scene?
>>341802479
>>341802395
>>341802414
Sorry meant SH3
>>341802395
Oh, I'm merely promoting the fixed camera angle formula. Sound design is essential in horror games.
>>341802320
No one said that. He's just confirming that when they say ROOTS
they mean
ROOTS
>>341802567
>SH3
Downpour is scarier.
>>341802345
She and the family man are both infected he's only stage 1 while she's stage 2 or 3 and it's a Las Plagas style situation. And Pete sees her every now and then which is why he asks how long the house has been abandoned and if you follow his flashlight at certain times it is pointed where she appears.
>>341802502
this is a teaser, not a full game. it's not meant to indicative of the final product, just a small piece of what to expect. now fuck off.
>>341802167
And first person games are usually only "scary" because they just throw shit right in your face
PT was pretty much the only first person thing that was quite scary, all the other sht like Alien, Amnesia, Outlast and shit all become boring as fuck like one hour in. I don't get why people love them so much
>mfw ghost girl followed andre when i sit there and listen to pete's bullshit
>mfw i let my husbando die
>>341802635
But an idea that never came to fruition can't be roots. RE1-3 would be considered their roots, not ideas that were passed around.
>>341802345
>This teaser is the entire story
>>341788334
sauce please
>>341802567
When was SH3 scary?
>>341802712
BUT WHY IS SHE THERE?!
Andre didn't mention a girl when he explained history of the house. She has no connection to the family.
WHY IS SHE THERE?
>>341802857
It was litterally the FUCKING PITCH that made the game be considered to even be made.
Threads dying, someone post THAT webm
You know the one
>>341802892
>>341802693
XDD
>SH3 is not scary at all guys look at how tough i am
>b-but RE1 that shit was scary as fuuuck
ANDRE IS CUTE!
>>341802712
I like that theory
So the last ending should be to be killed by her right?
>>341802836
How was PT scary?
>>341803219
>>341803219
NEW THREAD
>>341803271
No games is scary
>>341779397
My sides
>>341803307
holyshit that's cute
source?
>>341768529
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY SON