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The paper of Mario edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_p6V5VCkm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNKgwyy2WTI
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
RIP Paper Mario
F
Toads are cute
FUCK EVERYTHING
Please don't hack me for this, 4chan, but y'all need to stop making these sexual comments.
From, NeoGAF.
>I FOUND ONE
LET'S TAKE THE WORST PARTS OF STICKER STAR AND PAPER JAM AND PUT THEM IN ONE GAME
>Mario can literally create and destroy the world at will
Mario has ascended to God hood.
there should be no challenge in this game
>Give me back the princess or I cut you in half
>one of the toads stays bent
FUCKING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-cdNgezswM
I'M DONE
looks like paper wow
Gun to your head
you are forced to buy one game
Color Splash or #FE
which one do you buy?
Just ignore the game and rub your penis while thinking of Audrey's exposed mega melons
You know you want to
Please end my life.
I have never wanted to die more than right now.
It's like love
It's like romance
I expected this but I'm still disappointed.
So why exactly did Miyamoto think PM64 and TTYD were bad games?
>One of a kind key
>Gives it to the crumpled toad
So, fucking, obvious.
dynamic
>Courses
Still level based
FUN GUYS!
GET IT?
FUN GUYS!
![20ffa266-bf44-4083-8d91-ba518da0ec54[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/kdTfgUb.gif "20ffa266-bf44-4083-8d91-ba518da0ec54[1]")
post yfw paper mario is dead
Audrey is CUTE
I'm pretty sure toads are just for this first area and now the whole game.
Luigi Lives Matter
Somebody please shut down Intelligent Systems already.
They have produced nothing but garbage for over a decade now.
I sure do love Paper Mariofags sperging out.
It's almost as much fun as Primefags during Federation Force.
>We will never get Luigi's castle aka Luigi's mansion 2
>green mario cosplayer
welp
>>341503290
Kill me man, do it, I beg you.
Where the fuck is Rhythm Heaven
>luigi reduced to a coin bonus
WHAT
THEY ARE MAKING THINGS WORSE
THEY IMPROVED FUCKING NOTHING
NOTHING
O
T
H
I
N
G
Reminder that the original N64 Paper Mario was just a gimmick as an attempt to justify its piss-poor graphics. The series is nothing special.
Is the fag posting twitch memes gone yet?
>this new mechanic
AI FAWN WAN
>PM:64
>Story book world
>Everyone is 2 dimensional in a 3 dimensional world
>SS/Color splash
>DUDE PAPER LOL
>LOOK EVERYTHING IS PAPER
>PAPER XD
>>341503290
hashtag fire emblem
at least it will be a new crappy experience
i already played shitter star
>Nigro slowly turns to jap bitch
>"M-maybe you should uhh...cut d-down on the u-umm, T-toads?"
How would you react?
>>341503265
happens in nearly every paper game
It was so close too. I actually kinda like the graphics.
>>341503290
#FE is actually a good game, so it.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10495099
http://www.strawpoll.me/10495099
http://www.strawpoll.me/10495099
>You can cheat at a game
wew lad
So, how was Paper Jam? Was it any better? I heard they managed to do the "story with no original characters" thing better than in Sticker Star.
Is this Toad Shuffle supposed to be humorous?
Because I'm not laughing
>>341503337
Looks pretty flat in that pic
ANGRY HUEY ON DECK
F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqrymQgBrKc
>>341503432
Nigga it's called Paper Mario.
>>341503351
>reminding me of Federation Force
t-thanks..
I haven't played any Paper Mario since TYD, how come all Toads are just palette swaps?
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A PUZZLE?! YOU DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW THE TOADS OR ANYTHING!
IT'S LIKE PLAYING ''WHERE'S THE FUCKING BALL?'' WITH TRANSPARENT CUPS!
SHUFFLEGATE: EXPOSED
SHUFFLEGATE
SHUFFLEGATE
>SHUFFLEGATE
This keeps getting worse.
>glance at stream
>only see "Shufflegate Exposed"
What
what now
what fresh hell did they unleash
/v/ was wrong this looks nice
hip to the kidz
>>341503290
Give me the gun, I'll do it myself
>Shufflegate
Where's my paper Richard Nixon?
>paints toad
>toad was already bent anyways
>you could easily follow it with your eyes on top of it
game is for kids, not the sequel anyone wanted obviously
Is there zelda scheduled or was I fooled
I liked the concept of "cheating" by painting a Toad.
>A floating bucket
Seriously, Nintendo?
>shufflegate
heh
>tfw qt Japanese game dev gf
>>341503323
>the toads "shuffle"
>they all wind up in exactly the same spot anyway
fuck
>>341502737
>Experimentation should be saved for new series.
It is a new series though. Just a new Paper Mario series.
The previous games literally had RPG in their titles and were marketed as RPGs. These games don't have RPG in their titles and aren't marketed as RPGs.
Paper Mario was indeed fine as it was though. But we won't get two Mario RPGs in the same fiscal year/season. That's just ridiculous. So we haven't gotten one.
Chances are they'll still make the next or another future Mario RPG another Paper Mario one though. Especially after Paper Mario Mix.
And especially so since the non-RPG Paper Marios have actually sold decently, keeping the brand alive as opposed to if it hadn't had a single game since ttyd.
>>341503042
>Shufflegate
we truly are one with the toad[raughs]
It's about ethics in shuffling
>>341503550
Paper Jam isn't a PM game, but it is way better then Sticker Star.
>>341503610
Cause damn Tanabe had that stupid notion for some reason.
I missed everything today before this, what did they show?
kinda comfy
>Shufflegate
kek
It looks better than Sticker Star, but that's not saying much.
Sorry I'm late, is the bucket female and is she cheeky?
at least with #FE id be board with idols and weeb speak not a fucking bucket
>>341503564
Because she used to be flat, she got a boob job
>>341503550
It's was okay.
They mainly had paper versions of characters interact with the "Real" ones. Mostly because by Alpha dreams own admission that had no idea how to handle it in any other way.
>Shufflegate: Exposed
>shuffle gate
i'm done
not only does it have shit gameplay, its going to have memes too
>>341503615
>>341503621
>>341503630
>>341503636
>>341503640
>Retards thinking gamergate is the only thing to have "gate" in the title.
>>341503747
her head is huge
>>341503290
FE looks like an ok rpg outside of the idol shit
>>341503290
Beg for the sweet release of death
>>341503337
Hnnnnnnnnnnngh
Odds on them not fucking up Paper Mario on NX?
>>341503564
She got a boob job a while ago
She probably wanted more attention from guys
Who's whinier, Paper Mario fans or Metroid fans?
I thought I knew but after this thread not sure.
>>341503760
I realize that, but I hear about it a lot and I heard that the story thing bled into Mario and Luigi, too.
>>341503806
This was really cute
Was that a shonen protagonist Toad with a scarf on the right?
>this game is so full of charm
>>341503845
le ebin "vee doesnt know anything" meme
fuck off Nixon
>>341503709
she's like 40 years old and unmarried. so cute
>>341503605
It's actually Mario Story.
Also semantically, only Mario would have a reason to be made of Paper.
my main problem with this game so far is all the free shit it gives you whenever you move 3 fucking inches
What gets to me the most is that nobody asked for this. And nothing of what we asked for is in the game.
It's the opposite of Zelda. They fucked us.
>>341503838
>watergate is a meme
>>341503337
Where did her tits go?
>>341503690
if it was so fast that it was impossible to tell maybe
>>341503351
>Nintendo shitting on two great franchises
Gee I wonder why people are upset
Did you love Other m too?
>>341503940
>Being upset and having reasons why
>Whining
ZELDA WHEN?!
>ZELDA WHEN?!
ZELDA WHEN?!
>ZELDA WHEN?!
ZELDA WHEN?!
A FUCKING MAP THO
>>341503042
I JUST SAW A UNIQUE TOAD AT THE END OF THE STAGE!
>>341503931
fuck, i'm gonna have to go through my folder when this is all over and weed out the doubles
>>341503931
>fake tits
FUCKING DISGUSTING
>Multicolored jizz and coins after you beat the level
Is mario getting paid for Bukkake?
>>341503838
>memes
>>341503845
I know what you're getting at, but do you really think they would've used "gate" if Gamergate hadn't existed, and Watergate was the only existing scandal?
>Courses
>In my turn based card rpg
>>341503747
I was wondering if it was just angle or this:
>>341503829
>>341503940
>paper mario fans
>implying everyone doesn't think sticker star gameplay is shit
its an rpg
where fighting enemies
is actually bad
MAP SYSTEM AND LEVEL SYSTEM LIKE STICKER STAR
WHY
Wasn't Zelda supposed to be at 3:15?
Would you be fine with a Paper Mario partner system if eventually they release partners in DLC form? What about crossover partners from different Nintendo series?
>>341503940
>tfw Paper Mario and Metroid fan
WRITING IS ON POINT
COMBAT IS AN IMPROVEMENT ON STICKER STAR
IF ONLY WE HAD SOME OC NPCs
>chat explodes when the star at the end is showed
Fuck, thats like getting punched in the nuts after waiting in line.
This fucking sucks.
>>341503845
>goobergate invented [x]-gate
You have to be 18 to post here
>>341504006
I want to eat that cake.
>>341504015
people seem pretty mad about zelda too
>>341503940
t. Audrey
depressing shit
rest in peach paper mario
we barely knew ya
>>341503940
Paper Mario fans literally just want a game like the first two. They've have three games in a row that are nothing like the series defining ones.
>>341503845
Who mentioned anything about gamergate you fucking imbecile.
you know what i am assmad about, its not because this game is shit, its becuase they are in a beach region, but not fucking PIANTAS, that race from SMS would at least have some fucking diversity of characters instead of fucking recolored toads everywhere
>>341503721
Look man, I love M&L. And I can see your point on why having two Mario RPG series might be a bit much, but as much as people complain about Nintendo rehashing stuff like Pokemon or Kirby, compared to other series which have received experimenting, have had mixed results. I like PM. But Sticker Star was the weakest and for them to make a direct sequel to that is very questionable.
>>341503962
Paper Bowser actually talks in PJ and Junior gets some actual character development. It's just a stronger story compared to Sticker Star in general.
>>341504074
>RPG
POST RARE TOAD
little earthbound vibe
>>341503806
>all toads
If you don't get EXP from fighting enemies, then what's the point of fighting them?
>that cutout power
horrendous
so lame
>>341504129
>COMBAT IS AN IMPROVEMENT ON STICKER STAR
ITS THE SAME EXACT SHIT
>>341504141
The star?
PAPER KOOPALINGS
PAPER KOOPALINGS
PAPER KOOPALINGS
PAPER MORTON JR!
>>341504039
>two great franchises
You mean two "spinoffs"
Because that's what they are faggot.
>checkboard dimension
that's cool
>>341504121
>Disliking either
Wow so you enjoyed Super Metroid? Fuck you're special.
KOOPALINGS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>341504129
NO IT ISN'T
ITS WORSE
FUCK YOU
this is depressing, not even the cut out thing is cool
>>341504062
Needs the same effect applied to 4th panel but pretty good.
This is good
Fuck /v/
MORTON
O
R
T
O
N
PAPER KOOPALINGS
PAPER KOOPALINGS
HIT THAT BINGO CARD
KOOPALINGS CONFIRMED
WHERE'S THE BINGO
>Paper Koopalings
MMMMMM
SHIT JUST GOT BETTER
Was Morton always supposed to be literally retarded?
>Morton has severe autism
fuck my SHIT UP FAMALAM
>>341504206
In theory, getting better cards/stickers.
In practice, none really.
Youtube link when
I wanna see the like/dislike ratio
>turns his magic wand into a generic hammer
I see
>the Koopalings
>again
real fucking original
>>341504006
Spot the virgin
>KOOPLINGS
>>341504206
you do, it upgrades your paint bucket capacity
That cutout power looks so....bad.
But hey, Paper Koopalings, so some actual fucking characters.
Why is Morton talking like a retard
i almost feel like crying because i'm so angry
>>341504064
Yes? Surely a couple triggered retards is not more prominent than watergate to you.
Because nobody I work with knows what the fuck GG is but everyone knows what watergate is, even people that weren't alive for it. Its a pretty long running joke.
MORTON SAFE HERE
>>341503290
#FE I guess
>>341504084
Enemies drop coins and stickers to get more stickers.
The issue is the combat itself is unfun as fuck.
>>341504154
For what ?
>People hate koopalings now
Enough, I quit, you are beyond salvation
WE'RE GETTING CLOSE TO A BINGO FOLKS
>>341504169
Super paper mario was a great game though.
Oh god, Morton my child, what did they do to you?
I WANT ZELDA
>koopalings the same size as Bowser
Why does no-one in the Mario universe have consistent sizes?
>>341504206
there's isn't any
welcome to sticker star
imagine someone fucks up and then does the same thing AGAIN after people point out that they fucked up
welcome to why people are mad about color splash
ALSO NO COOL BOSSES JUST KOOPALINGS AGAIN
3700 fucking coins.
>>341504331
I want to fuck bimbo Audrey
>remember that Paper Jam hinted that the Paper Koopalings were "taking care of business back in the paper world"
Oh fuck
>can't use fake partners in boss battles as they would run away because they're scared
wow, genius, now there really is no reason to do standard battles again
>mfw I've been wanting paper koopalings forever and now they're stuck in this shitty game
>>341504062
kek'd
Stop writing in all-caps niggers
This is the comfy thread
Calm down and comfy
>>341504331
She's literally a kid in a womens body
The aesthetic of the game is nearly perfect. Why did they have to make the gameplay so shit?
>map/course select
>stickers just replaced by cards
>whack the ground to get color+cards
>koopalings
What the fuck is this
CARD
GAMES
are there partners in this paper mario?
>>341504129
It's a slight improvement on SS, but not enough to change any minds considering most hated SS at the core.
>"Enemy cards are good so don't avoid battles"
>five minutes later
>"You can't use enemy cards on bosses"
>Koopalings
The only good thing in this game
>BRING ME PEDAL STOOL
>ME SAFE UP HERE
>HIGH PLACE BROKE
>SCARY DOWN HERE
What the fuck?
>>341504446
>Super paper mario was a great game though.
That's not what TTYD autists said at release.
>>341504064
yes
>tfw just want to ram my cock into Audrey
I want to do her like a primitive monkey and grab her huge bazbingos
>>341504129
>writing is on point
HAHA THEYRE PAPER GET IT
HAHA THEYRE MUSHROOMS GET IT
>>341504253
The star at the end of the course, the goal to the end of the level where you get the COURSE CLEARED. It really is Sticker Star 2, they didn't even bother to notice how disastrous the very first trailer went when it premiered.
>>341504446
>extremely limited inventory for cards
Where?
>Morton is a mega-sperg
>MORE TONS KILL U NOW
>GIBBE TABLE MORTON WANT TO FEEL TALL
>>341504197
i love patterns like this
Please tell me that the card selection segment is on the Wii U gamepad only and doesn't show on the entire fucking tv screen.
Fuck you /v/ this game actually looks fun.
I fell for your shit and caved into the hivemind and hated before I actually saw it. About to preorder 2 copies now, getting a copy for my cousin's birthday.
This is fucking awful. How can something that looks so good also look so terrible.
>>341504296
Coming up sir.
>>341503303
WHEN IS THIS FROM HOLY FUCKKK
>>341504528
tfw no womanchild gf
hmmm Interesting, they foreshadowed the Paper Koopalings in Mario and Luigi Paper Jam.
>>341504440
what the fuck are you talking
they've been constantly shoved into our face when they're pretty much soul-less characters like toads
even sticker star had some unique bosses
>>341504528
All of Treehouse is manchildren.
>hitting enemies with paint makes them lose color
>>341504331
My penis
>That Morton dialogue
Seriously what the fuck?
So Mario is legitimately killing his enemies now?
>>341504659
Did they not show that, I thought they did.
>>341504606
TTYD is amazing, and is a better game than SPM.
SPM is still a great game though.
Also I prefer turn-based to action so I'm a bit biased.
>48dmg
hope
Never played Paper Mario before, looks alright.
>48 damage
wat
>He sets his hammer on fire
>There's an extinguisher in his inventory
GEE, I WONDER
OH FUCK MORTON 48 DAMAGE
>>341503290
#FE
I can tolerate a mediocre SMT game over new paper mario
>Koopalings are the bosses again
who /hopingtheniggerdiesonstream/ here?
>48 DAMAGE
DAMN
>-48
wew
>>341504667
It's only on the gamepad.
>Tfw I just skimmed through two hours of missed Treehouse footage in about 5 minutes and I'm on Paper Mario now
Not giving a fuck about Monster Hunter or Tokyo Mirage Sessions really helped.
>>341504639
>fake tits
audrey is worst girl
48
Damn this nigga is a unit
LITERALLY STICKER STAR 2.0
If not for the shitty StickerStar combat this game looks really good. If not for the shitty StickerStar combat...
>still fucking paper mario
Jesus, move on
I'm sick of looking at this shit already
>48
>>341504757
>>341504759
>>341504768
nah there's just gonna be an item that totally solves the problem and removes all challenge
>>341504593
>>341504331
How old are these pics? At this E3 she looks like she has aged rapidly>>341504639
>48 damage
>>341504667
It is.
>Koopalings
That's nice and all, but if they're the boss of every zone, then that's pretty shit.
>>341504446
x the "to defeat a boss you need a specific item"
>>341504702
that last panel is giving me a seizure
also what the fuck just happened
Oh GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
They're repeating the thing-stickers bullshit with "you gotta use the right thing or you are fucked", except it's even worse now
I'd be hyped for the paper Koopalings if it wasn't for the fact that it gives them an excuse to, yet again, not make original characters.
FUCK KOOPALINGS
FUCK TOADS
I WANT SOME NEW FUCKING CHARACTERRSS
>>341504606
Gameplay got boring after a while and it was more of a spinoff, which generally tend to get shit
DAT EXTINGUISHER
>>341504702
Saved
>48
FUCKING SAVAGE
>>341504528
Fits well, since I'm a kid in the body of an adult
>that morton speak
what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK
>Literal fire extinguisher summon.
>Morton more like LESTON
that was kinda funny desu
>48 damage
>special boss items again
>can't use enemy cards in boss battles
>>341504871
CALLED IT FUCKBOYS
Leston
>>341504928
>FUCK KOOPALINGS
FUCK YOU
>>341504702
will probably be the best thing to come out of this game
MORTON
MORE LIKE..
LESTON
AMIRITE
IT'S OVER
BOSSES ARE EXACTLY THE SAME AS STICKER STAR
ABANDON ALL HOPE
Why can't we just have a normal Paper Mario game?
MORTON? MORE LIKE LESSTON
>>341504758
You should try the first three games
>But the dialogue is good!
Wasn't Zelda supposed to be back on 15 minutes ago? Or did I mess up with the timezones?
>>341504943
The animation looked fantastic
But I am too angry about Morton being made into a retard and thing cards being a necessity for solving boss battles.
>Battle revolves around beating the paint out of the enemy
>Battle Ends
>Enemies still have paint
This is just fucking terrible
Zelda is next right?
NO EXP
>NO EXP
NO EXP
>NO EXP
NO EXP
>NO EXP
NO EXP
>NO EXP
FROM A FUCKING BOSS FIGHT
ITS OVER GO HOME
>>341503356
I want Paper Luigi, they fucking teased that shit. The blueprint is there, it'd be such a slam dunk of a game to do.
>>341505035
Sticker Star is the new standard and the devs had fun making Sticker Star
/v/ prefers to grind and use the same 2 attacks over and over than use cards in a strategic way
The battle system wouldn't be shit if the cards weren't disposable.
>>341505018
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
>SPOILING A BOSS FIGHT
>>341504884
august of last year
>ITS LITERALLY A SHINE SPRITE BUT RED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341504189
>Sticker Star was the weakest and for them to make a direct sequel to that is very questionable.
I am not even disagreeing. Shit sucks.
I am just tired of fucking Paper Mario babies that likely haven't even played the non Paper Mario RPGs, acting like Mario RPGs are dead while also acting like Paper Mario will with certainty never get another RPG again.
Yet people just spam just about every Paper Mario discussion with claims like that. And it's just annoying.
Mario RPGs lives. They never died. Paper Mario in particular just hasn't been on the train for some time now.
But Paper Mario still has a chance to get back onto the train, because the Mario RPG train is still very much running and getting regular games, and the Paper Mario brand as we can see still lives on.
this game looks so good that i think i'm gonna forgive them for using cards
>>341504921
I remember being excited when they brought back the Koopalings (dunno what game but they weren't used for a long time), little did I know it was just an strategy to stop working on new, original designs.
>>341503290
#FE. The only thing stopping me from wanting it is the extreme censorship anyway. Nu Paper Mario is just straight unplayable
>>341505065
Well morton is a retard sooo
>>341505071
They lied to make people watch this sticker star shit
>SOMEONE ordered Morton to steal the star?
Do they really think that people are that stupid or do they think it's funny?
>This game LOOKS spectacular
>Just imagine a proper Paper mario with these graphics
>All the unique characters instead of toads
>all the unique enemies instead of koopalings
>All the wasted opportunities
It hurts /v/ it hurts
>Morton
>Literally retard strength
>>341505035
For some reason, Shigeru REALLY doesn't want Mario to have a plot, even in his RPGs, which are famous for their plot.
Makes you wonder why he doesn't just stop making them.
>>341505186
They have awful ideas but the execution of them is fantastic.
Unfortunately, this doesn't stop the ideas from being awful.
>>341503290
Come on that's unfair for Color Splash as #FE at least looks decent. How about Federation Force?
Absolutely disgusting.
Has there ever been a game that used card battle systems successfully?
KH Chain of Memories was fucking horrible, what else?
NEW! Super Paper Mario Bros would be better than this shit.
>>341505186
Don't you dare, stay angry and bitter
Apologize.
>course clear
>this looks like shit fuck this
>okay these boss battles seem fun
>OH SHIT 48 DAMAGE?!
>uses a specific item to fuck up a boss
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YAWN
A
W
N
>Zelda was supposed to start 20 minutes ago
FUCKING HURRY UP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>zelda is over 15 minutes late
>More toads
S T O P
>>341505164
How else would they show any boss fights, retard? Did you get mad when you saw the guardians in Zelda, too?
>>341505093
There are no levels just like in sticker star, your best bet is to never engage in battles and collect the item you need for bosses
fun, right?
SPAM THE CHAT, DO IT EVERYON
YES SPAM IT
>>341505262
I bet Color Splash will look beautiful in motion; too bad the game is bad.
Soundtrack sounds bawler
MARIO STOP BULLYING THE SHYGUYS PLAYING CATCH
LET YOUR CHILDHOOD TRAUMA GO YOU FUCKING CUNT
>sticker star 2.0
No one liked sticker star
who the fuck thought this was a good idea
>>341504905
>that mechanic returns
Did they listen to ANY criticism? Any at all?
It's literally Sticker Star in HD. Toads only, restrictions on battling, no EXP/levels, those stupid boss-defeating-items, levels... fuck this game. I hate it.
>>341505305
is the bottom-rightmost from today?
>>341505307
>inb4 b-but mega man was good
>>341505165
Does she looks sexier when blonde?
>>341505120
You didn't play sticker star, do you?
>>341504639
She's got crazy eyes. This woman is probably nuts.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>341505305
What's with that gremlin in the corner, what the fuck
>this ost
>these grafix
>that humor
FUCK
THEY WERE SO CLOSE
>>341504039
>Federation Force
>shitting on anything
at least wait till the game is out.
>they all look the same
>they all have their own unique way of speaking
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUU
>I've been laughing ever since
everyone else has been crying
>>341505305
Another image to put in the wank bank
>>341503290
#FE looks alright not my cup of tea but it's a new experience
>tfw I've actually chuckled a few times already
FUCK I'M TRYING TO HATE THE GAME WHY WON'T YOU LET ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what the fuck is even happening
>unique characters
>toads everywhere
..
wtf is that cat
JUST
FUCK
MY
SERIES
UP
SENPAI
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>still showing Color Splash
Ughhhhhhh the areas actually look really pretty, just the game is fucking more Sticker Star.
I don't want my heart broken again.
Holy shit that looked great
Why did it have to be in such a shit fucking game? What ar eyou doing Nintendo...
>>341505307
Phantom Dust
>>341505410
But this time it's cards!
Cards are really popular unlike stickers!
>BATTERY SUMMON
HORY SHIT
>Japanese level
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Footfags incoming
>>341504706
2014. Think it was during Hyrule Warriors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wcuoxs4mU
well okay then
>Huey is literally just Kersti, even in bratty personality.
God DAMN it.
>175 HP
Jesus christ
>>341505539
THIS SERIES HAS NO STYLE
>>341504064
There have been tons of scandals with -gate added to the end other than Watergate and Gamergate, dumbass.
>175 HP
>>341505410
>no one liked sticker star
So what exactly is the evidence for this?
Just what the /v/ echo chamber says?
>>341505493
It looks garbage.
It could technically be not awful I guess but they've hardly showed fucking anything.
The unique items look ok I guess but shame the game is trash
What the fuck. The real-time shots give some Wario Ware vibes.
So disappointing to see them return to the card mechanic, this game looks charming as fuck, but charme alone won't save it.
>>341505410
>No one liked sticker star
But it sold well.
>>341504884
This. Audrey is so fucking ugly now. Why the fuck are people acting like she's cute?
>THEY HAVE TO SHOW OFF THE WHOLE GAME IN ORDER TO TRY AND SELL IT
holy kek this is embarassing
>Literally spoiling story cutscenes/content
So there is very little content
they tried so hard and got so far
that japanese attack was amazing
They're spoiling almost every fucking world type
Holy shit this is terrible and they're some how making the experience even worse.
>tfw have to go a buy groceries but waiting for zelda
what are these shitfags even doin?
>>341505493
You can't get a serious tone when you use Miis
Also it's NLG so it's probably a rehash of another game but with less stuff
this looks cute
too bad about the rest
>>341505368
those weren't bosses, assclown.
>>341505818
Paper Mario is the last game today
>M-Morton was NEVER a STRONK retard guys!
Paper Jam is the first game he's ever had dialogue in, and Color Splash is the second.
this game is dank
>>341505721
And they were pretty much like Tippi who also had a bratty personality.
Surfing toad was cute as hell with that music
>it's going to sell millions because Wii U owners have literally nothing else to buy
>we'll be stuck with this combat forever
yfw
>>341505802
WAKE ME UP INSIDE (SAVE ME)
It looks funs but we all know if luck had it we would have paper mario ttyd 2.
>>341505818
They're speeding through because it's zelda time
>Nintendo not giving fuck about triggering Tsunami victims...
>thing card
>think hard
>That SMB2 theme
It's like I'm watching the fucking DiC cartoons
>Mario 2 music.
Did the nip girl just say "danbooru"?
Lewd
>>341505423
clearly this game had to have started development right after sticker star. I suppose they could have scrapped it though.
JUST
FUCK
MY
GAME
UP
SENPAI
I don't like how the fire extinguisher didn't look like paper but realistic 3D
I'm going to buy this game just to make the cute oba-san happy
Did you forget? It's made of cardboard!!
For every thing this game does right, it does 10 more terribly wrong. A real shame.
panic
This game looks whimsical
>card combat
>every NPC is a toad
>every enemy NPC is a goomba or shy guy
>shitstained premise
>shit writing and story
>no partners
>generic music
I want to get off
I want to get off
I fucking want to get off
>>341504331
Imagine a grown man posing with clothes for little boys, taking pictures and posting them on twitter.
WHY
ARE
YOU
PUTTING
SO
MUCH
EFFORT
ONLY
TO
FUCK
US
>IT'S ACTUALLY MADE OF CARDBOARD SO IT'S BEING ROLLED UP LIKE THAT
Thanks. Would never have noticed otherwise.
>This paper mario has the most interesting and crazy scenarios
Be quiet.
I really like how the game looks.
Shame about the gameplay though.
at least the shy guys are cute
>>341505789
Underage fags are attracted to big boobs.
paper mario tried into uncharted chase scene
FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>341505785
because it was on the 3DS
compared to consoles rates of others in the series it was garbage
>>341506034
>Paper Mario
>Cardboard
Zelda is starting.
Ludwig will be the best boss because he is the best koopaling.
>that Mario 2 USA music
Fuck this game but I'll be downloading the soundtrack at least.
>>341506034
i'm scared
>>341505912
>forgetting the TV shows
>literally sticker star 2.0
i trusted you nintendo...
Hating this game is a meme right?
that looked very nice
>>341505481
>this ost
I think they reuse too much of the music from older Mario games but that can be said about all modern Mario games.
>I hope you enjoyed Color Splash
I did not.
NOW ZELDA
It looks good i.m.o. (in my opinion)
>>341503290
#FE because why not
>>341505410
>No one liked sticker star
It sold 2.2 million copies in a year
He didn't say what was up next... SOMETHING BIG IS COMING GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET HYPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's like, it's jampacked with literally TERRIBLE ideas
but the TERRIBLE ideas have GOOD execution
>>341505071
Theyre running late because the chicks keep going over their time
How many can we check off already?
I'm waiting for the trailer
I want to see the anger flow
Let it all out
SHY GUYS BUILT THEIR OWN HALO RING
SHY GUYS ARE THE FORERUNNERS
Outside of toads and kooplings did they show any new characters?
>>341506052
MORTON MORE LIKE LESTON
HA HA HA
BUY MY GAME
>"Comfy thread"
>Just shitposting
What.
>>341506070
Cut them some slack man it's their job to rattle off PR spiel.
Finally
>>341505035
It takes more effort and Nintendo just wants to make quick cash
>>341506015
I thought that was pretty fun.
Well that was shit
I hope Color Splash flops
Did they say what's up next?
hey it's actually pretty good
>>341506204
Nostalgiafags ruining the thread. Shit looks fun
So... no Zelda today then?
the worst part of this is it actually looks really nice
if it was just some shit looking shovelware crap i wouldn't care but it looks like they've put so much into the world, only to have it turn out like stickershit
>>341506053
this is why gender roles must be destroyed
>>341503042post audrey's feet
I purchased Sticker Star and enjoyed it immensely. I will also purchase this and enjoy it as well. You can't stop me, /v/. What's wrong? Upset that you're a cynical fuck who can't have fun with video games due to your arbitrarily contrived standards of what you think a PM game should be like? Stay mad.
I'm no Paper Mario fan, to be completely honest (I've only played a bit of the first), but I kind of miss the friendly enemy characters.
What was wrong with them, anyway?
>>341506204
looked nice is the keyword
combat is terrible
no RPG elements
wasted potential
every npc is a fucking toad
anything that requires the creative gamepad use is literally just press button and trace line
>>341505539
>TASTY
>KARAOKE
Lol, I liked this.
>>341505852
>You can't get a serious tone when you use Miis
1. It's not miis being used
2. It's a spin-off it doens't have to have the same tone as the main Metroid Series.
>>341505767
>It could technically be not awful I guess but they've hardly showed fucking anything.
Well, that's the point, wait for at least something substantial.
IT'S FUCKING TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZTUYjNMACw
>>341504912
YOU HEARD RONG
Where's the new trailer so I can REEEEE all over that dislike button
>>341506313
I know, I would never have said that for another game but my jimmies are rustled.
>>341506204
It looked better than I dared hope and maybe there's enough variety in the levels to ignore the shitty battle system and just treat it as a weird platformer, but still, not the Paper Mario I've been waiting for.
what a load of shite
>>341506278
I think you will be able to check every single box
>>341506278
This is what we have so far and we've seen like 10 minutes of gameplay
>tfw no qt3.14 japanese mommy gf
>>341505410
>No one liked sticker star
The cutie i'm chatting up syas the inverse.
Missed PM. Are the cards one time use like stickers? please someone confirm
>>341503290
#FE because it's actually a game and not a children's story book meant to occupy retard kids.
I fucking hate the idol shit but I can pretend it's got an actually decent aesthetic and enjoy the deep gameplay.
>Morton DOWNEY Jr.
>Give Morton down's syndrome
such pottery
When's Rhythm Heaven?
So are battles still pointless? No EXP or anything?
>yfw it sells a grogillian copies because there's nothing else to buy
What happened?
Yesterday was so much fun.
I only really enjoyed the Eternal Oasis stuff today
>>341506278
0 x x x 0
x x x 0 0
x 0 x x 0
0 x 0 0 x
0 x x 0 0
based on what we know, we won't know the rest until we actually play the game
>>341503290
#FE is a spinoff at least
gib #FE
>>341506382
I think the
>Key items are also consumable
Should also be checked
When's Rhythm Heaven
>>341506382
you can cross off top notch soundtrack
>mfw dipshit nintendo fanbois will still buy this bullshit because Mario
>mfw desperate Wii U owners will buy this because what the hell else are they going to buy
>mfw it will still sell like crazy and be praised
>mfw every Paper Mario for the rest of time will be just like this
>>341505791
They didn't show the whole of it...
REMINDER:
Sticker Star was the best selling Paper Mario game in japan
>Sticker Star was the best selling Paper Mario game in japan
Sticker Star was the best selling Paper Mario game in japan
>Sticker Star was the best selling Paper Mario game in japan
Sticker Star was the best selling Paper Mario game in japan
So do we all agree
Shitty ideas ; Good execution?
>All this fucking damage control
Fine, buy the game. Enjoy your empty lifeless RPG filled with Toads. But, when the next paper rolls around and it's more of the same, you'll only have yourselves to blame you fucking drones.
>>341506382
Is that really accurate? What a letdown.
Seems like Zelda will be my last Nintendo game ever.
>>341505593
this is the only correct answer.
TCG concept without the boring. it's an action game and you have to manually hit your enemy with your card attacks, and manually either dodge or use defensive cards to avoid damage. mana refilled over time. that is how you make card game mechanics not boring in a video game.
>>341503940
Paper Mario fans are still receiving RPGs. But they act like bitches anyway.
Metroid fans have literally not gotten any games for ages.
>>341506573never
>>341503290
kill me
>>341506454
combat loos fun and strategic
rpg elements you mean grinding?
wasted what?
whats wrong with toads?
Whatever Im going to enjoy this
>>341505035
Super Paper Mario and Sticker Star Sold well.
64 and TTYD did not sell as well.
Classic JRPGs don't sell well, fun action games do.
They think this is what people want and have fun making these games.
>>341506546
Still pointless
Did Sticker Star sell well or something?
>>341506427
DELETE THIS
YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN ON THINGS I DONT LIKE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341506053
It would look autistic. It's almost like women and men are different and treated differently because of that.
>New Zelda looks really good, which I didn't expect at all
>a bit of hope was reborn
>see Sticker Star 2.0
I really want to know what's going on in Japan
>>341503408
I found it very charming
yayaaa
>>341506458
Can you not read the kanji, anon?
>>341505181
There is no indication that this and sticker star are spinoffs. They're the main line now which is why people are upset.
>>341506639
I wish they would look at the install base to sales ratio instead of just raw sales.
Aesthetically it looks amazing but the gameplay
>>341506521
I bet she doesn't shave, so cute
>>341506382
>Extremely limited inventory
Where
>Generic world themes
Only seen 2, plus a ship, plus various bits and pieces
>No partners
You get temporary partners
>Little to no story
Deep lore
I thought more zelda at 3:15
>>341506642
Some of the jokes weren't awful and I liked the animations for the items this time.
Aside from that it's garbage.
>>341506187
It's coming next.
>>341506702
In Japan
>>341503290
hashtag effey actually looks enjoyable
>>341506445
They required some effort put into writing.
>>341506547
What expression is this pepe trying to convey?
New Thread:
>>341506713
>>341506713
>>341506713
>>341506713
ITS FINALLY TIME FOR ZELDA
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY
>>341506639
B-but /v/ says no one liked it
>>341506642
It looks fantastic graphics-wise.
That's about it.
>>341506702
Yes
It was released during a dry period of games and well no other paper mario games in a long time
>>341506427
I will pirate it twice to make up for your purchase. ;)
>>341506747
I want to ejaculate over every singe face in that picture
>>341506521
I want to fuck her thighs
WHERE THE FUCK IS MARIO KART 8 DLC REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341506187
>stream for the game gets delayed
Ever Oasis porn when?
>>341506427
>>341506704
Samefag is obvious, kill yourself.
>>341503351
>It's almost as much fun as Primefags during Federation Force.
t. 2dfag still bitching why hasn't Nintendo shat out another mediocre former Metroid after Flop Mission
>>341506812
Nutted but she still suckin
>>341505279
How do you explain M&L dream team and paper jam? They both came out after sticker star and (DT) had plot, unique characters and didnt fuck everything up etc
>>341506459
Look at those character models and tell me that it isn't Miis.
Or that they didn't plan to use them
>>341506534
That seems to be the case
>>341506445
Too much creativity, we need more toads.
>Look at me I'm a contrarian I like this garbage thing!
Why even bother posting
This isn't comfy
I'm a little bit shaky
I haven't felt this angry in a while
Wow Nintendo
>>341506546
Just like Legend of Zeda, with equally shitty gameplay.
What a time to be a Nintendo fan.
>>341506830
i wonder if it has anything to do with the install base..
by the way super paper mario sold more overall
>everyone asking when zelda is
>they don't realize the next game is Rhythm Heaven
>>341506478
>NoA shills already trying to go against the dislikes
>>341506382
You can't really check off Little to No Story, Lack of Enemy Variety, Generic World Themes and Extremely limited Inventory for Cards.
I'm drinking myself into a coma tonight. Fucking see you never, anons. You were the closest things to friends I got.
>>341506639
>Japan in charge of having good taste
>>341506454
>combat is terrible
I like the management of color as an energy reserve
>no RPG elements
There is tons of it
>wasted potential
How?
>every npc is a fucking toad
that remain to be seen.
>>341506895
It's not though. Lol.
Wii U's install base is much smaller than the 3DS's, and most Paper Mario fans don't really like the look of how Color Splash is ending up. It wouldn't surprise if it flopped and then Nintendo asserts: "People don't rike Paper Mario anymore, stop making them."
>>341505525
Looks like the cancer is terminal.
>>341504265
FF's story is still main to Metroid Prime sans chibi style.
>>341506478
>already over 50% dislike
wew lad
>>341506389
>>341506521
Kinda feel bad for the team.
It looks really nice but everything else/Design direction is trash
>>341506639
I bought sticker star too expecting a good paper mario game. The sales numbers don't equate to my enjoyment of the game
>>341506427
The best part about your post is that you're furious that /v/ doesn't like it. Stop pretending you don't want this site's approval by saying "y-you mad"
Reminder to dislike the trailer on Nintendo's channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZTUYjNMACw
I thought it looked pretty good.
Sorry guys, I'm gonna have to sit this hate train out.
>>341505181
I see what you're saying and it can be annoying. It's just very... well questionable. I'm glad one of the Mario RPG series is still going strong and questionable, I just wish they can make them both strong.
>>341506746
>spinoffs
>They're the main line now
They aren't even the same series.
The "Mario RPG" series was its own series.
Super Mario RPG, Paper Mario, and Maro & Luigi, are all in the same series. And the titles all have "RPG" in theirJapanesetitles.
Super Paper Mario, Sticker Star, and Color Splash aren't the same series in spite of also being Paper Mario.
And they're treated and marketed differently too.
>>341506830
Japan sure as fucked liked it.
It's either no Paper Mario or a Paper Mario like this, where we get 1-shot boss "puzzle" mechanics and cringey localization.
>>341506764
She's Japanese of course she does not shave.
>>341503319
around the same time he went senile
>>341506743
The one behind the flowers? I can't even make it out tBh
>>341506912
Paper Jam was a pretty decent game, but you can't say with a straight face that it had a plot
>metroid shirt
TOO FAR
Holy shit, it's Jimmy Fallon.
>that Audrey "yeah!" and laughter
MY DICK
>>341505493
>>341506459
>FF won't flop like Other M
fool me once drone, won't fool me again
Colour Splash doesn't look too bad. That being said I've never played Sticker Star and enjoyed SPM as much as TTYD.
What was the problem with Sticker Star?
All I've heard that the combat is terrible, but did it have the charm that the previous Paper Mario titles had?
Zelda!
CHIKO
THE DESTROYER
Who's ready for
MAYHEM
A
Y
H
E
M
>>341507227
寿
>>341507205
Good. Hairy pussies smell better.
>>341506427
This is the Mario RPG Cycle. People hated Paper Mario because it was nothing like Super Mario RPG. Then they started to like it and it's sequel. Then Mario&Luigi came out, and Super Paper Mario, and Sticker Star, etc.
>>341506918
>>341505852
hey, the bet is still on.
>>341507365
>Colour Splash
>Colour
>(u)
Mario of Many Colours would have been a better title.
>>341506673
>Still receiving RPGs
>The last one was in 2004
You're deluded as fuck.
>toads
>sticker star gameplay
>courses
>do not warn your people
>oh, they're not people
>>341506895
>giving a shit about samefriends
>being this paranoid
>Shufflegate
oh great now #GGfags are shitting up my favorite sub-series
>>341507416
Shinji pls.
WTF THIS ISN'T A REAL ZELDA GAME WHERE ARE THE TOADS
>>341507598
The last one was in 2015.
>you'll never an audrey
why live
Tell me Chiko has a Let's Play channel
Audrey if you like taking off shirts so much why won't you take off yours?
>>341507837
That was a Mario and Luigi game, not a Paper Mario game.
It's been 12 years. We've been waiting as long as F-Zero fans.
>>341503940
>why aren't these fans eating shit
yes i wonder why? still buttmad about Zero being a flop?
>>341508139
>fans
Heh
>>341508179
piss off, Pretendoautist
>>341508057
She probably goes topless with her husband at home all the time.
>>341508090
It was another Mario RPG game.
>>341507073
Remember when Nintendo did Club Nintendo and you could give feedback to them?
They need that again. You can only use it if you can connect to Miiverse. Let actual Nintendo fans tell them what they're interested in, not the "stop rehashing games :^^^^^)" crowd.
I want to jab Audrey with my sword!
>>341508179
any Metroid style and Paper Mario barely have any successful newblood anon. same for Star Fox, since Zero wasn't something like 643D.
>>341508090
F-Zero fans would most likely accept an F-Zero game without Captain Falcon as an F-Zero game.
But it looks like you won't accept the Mario and Luigi games.
>being this fucking bluepilled
>The enemies are still dumb and bad at fighting back as they are in Hyrule Warriors
>>341508560
>using blue pill or red pill for video games
>>>/hotwheelschan/
>>341508559
>F-Zero fans would most likely accept an F-Zero game without Captain Falcon as an F-Zero game.
Fuck you, I would not.
>>341506673
>SS/CS
>""RPGs""
don't play the ignorance game anon. just say you haven't gotten a proper title since
>>341508393
>Mario RPG
>Said RPG was Mario and Luigi
>Not a Paper Mario game
Can you not read?
>Why do I keep saying people?
>They are not people
Chiko is the best
>>341508559
>F-Zero fans would most likely accept an F-Zero game without Captain Falcon as an F-Zero game.
the GBA spinoffs were weak as shit
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