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Audrey's Pimp edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_p6V5VCkm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNKgwyy2WTI
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
>>341506550
All the other games they've shown today are shit
>>341506713
Dissapointment
reminder this is still better than sticker star
I want my mommy
ZELDA NOWI HOPE
So, Rhythm Heaven Megamix next, right?
Right?
ITS TIME
>tfw sticker star 2 looks gorgeous but won't be fun or interesting because miyamoto won't retire
>tfw this is paper mario from now on
Paper Mario fans, the Mario & Luigi bois are still accepting refugees. It's not too late to make the switch yet!
who's still recovering from shit splash?
They've announced enough shit to justify a digital event
Why didn't they just do one?
RHYTHM HEAVEN WHEN
>>341506935
Time to expand the list, bros.
>>341506957
get ready for dub songs cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZTUYjNMACw
>>341506935
>she got that jap squirty pussy
HERE WE FUCKING GO
FEDERATION FORCE 2.0
E3 is still going? What are they talking about?
Where the fuck is Rhythm Heaven
Did this even happen? Was this a game that was released?
Feels like a dream. Like it never even existed.
>>341506765
>No partners
>You get temporary partners
No they are not partners, they're just special attacks
Partners are characters with personality and special uses.
>>341507006
>blaming miyamoto when tanabe fucked up the series
the man's commited the perfect crime
>>341506935
>/v/ is even thirsty for the 50 year old japanese lady
how pathetic are you guys going to get?
>>341507000
What hurt him?
15 mins of paper Mario footage if you can put up with gamexplain /watch?v=AYFcR9niBtI
CHIKO
>>341507006
>tfw shiggy gets all the blame even tho he's probably barely involved
>how do you want your fanbase, senpai?
>just whine my shit up
ZELDA
>metroid shirt
you fucker
>>341507139
Literally a let's play of everything we already know about
FORGET ABOUT STICKER STAR 2.0, ZELDA IS HERE!
>back to an actual good game
Finally
CHIKOOOOOO
>Link will start descending a heavenly staircase and say: "HERRO, I'M BACK!"
>>341507119
>It's evening out right now
>It'll be 50/50 at best
>METROID SHIRT
>NO NEW METROID
CHIKO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN
fucking finally
CHICO!!!
>>341507252
But that would spoil everything.
>its a chico episode
What the fuck? When is Rhythm Heaven? Is that after?
>>341507105
>likes are almost even with the dislikes
People better dislike this before Nintendo thinks we like it.
Time for murder!
Wii U's install base is much smaller than the 3DS's, and most Paper Mario fans don't really like the look of how Color Splash is ending up. It wouldn't surprise me if it flopped and then Nintendo asserts: "People don't rike Paper Mario anymore, stop making them."
>Zelda
>Audrey
>Chico
>AC is on and you have a cold drink
who /comfy-ko/ here?
>>341507024
Remember last year?
WHERE THE FUCK IS SAM?!
BRING HER BAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKK
>>341507119
signed into YT for probably the first time only to downvote
no matter, Zelda now
Comfy now
Happy thoughts
>>341507197
>>341507239
miyamoto is the original person to blame because he hard-steered the series in the direction it's going by influencing tanabe. tanabe's stated logic is the same as miyamoto's.
DONT KILL THE BWIRD!
>>341507306
>what is Federation Force
Get over it already shitposting babby
>Game starts
>Chico already breaking pots
>mfw dipshit nintendo fanbois will still buy Sticker Splash bullshit because Mario
>mfw desperate Wii U owners will buy it because what the hell else are they going to buy
>mfw it will still sell like crazy and be praised
>mfw every Paper Mario for the rest of time will be just like it
>Atleast Mega Milk is back
YES MORE CHIKO
AUDREY STOP TORTURING LINK
>>341507219
The cold, he didnt have cold resistant clothes so he took damage
>>341507306
There's a new metroid coming out though anon
:)
>Zelda streams begins
>Chiko instantly rushes outside and shoots a bird to salvage its meat
Fucking brutal
Oh man this location looks great.
Look at all the grass!
>>341507216
>going to get
hownew.ru
Chiko is back!
>>341506979
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING REKT
>They're not people
she's talking about blacks
>They're not people
here we go again
>its an audrey and chico objectifying link episode
THE THIRST IS REAL
>They're not people.
Thats racist.
>>341507392
>best girls are back
>Audrey's husband responding to a tweet chain of some guy saying he's jacking off to her
lol
(Jonathan is the husband)
https://twitter.com/JaggedKeiji/status/742787084797149184
>>341507372
Good, maybe you fags would finally shut up about it then.
Imagine the reaction people would get if the guy narrator made them take off the top if female link existed.
CENSOR THIS LINK PLEASE.
fine...
>already shirtless
goddamn
>>341507525
everything about her is hot except her fake make up'd on eye brows.
>Audrey begging for naked Link
i wanna cum on chico's feet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD2YdfSCw5Y
He hated Sticker Star, did he ask anything good?
Chiko is back. I can already feel the Paper Mario disappointment disappearing.
They heard us! They're giving us our tits and chiko wombo combo!
>girls are playing Zelda
>Link is shirtless again
god damn sluts
DAT HYPER-INTELLIGENT AI THO
Audrey is cute, CUTE!
YOU ARE A MEAN
>>341507537
OH SHIT
More Zelda is always welcome but WHERE'S RHYTHM HEAVEN
BOKOBLINS SET THEIR WEAPONS ON FIRE ON PURPOSE
>>341507586
I agree, eyebrows aren't on point
Audrey's thirsty as fuck
>You'd let Chicco and MegaMilk steal your meat
WHY IS AUDREY NOT PLAYAN
>>341507537
how is this fucking FAIRRRRRR
I am so tired of Zelda, please move the fuck on
>>341506713
audrey looks even cuter today than yesterday
asian mommy is pretty cute too
>>341507645
thats a big wii u
>>341507537
/v/ BTFO
>>341507664
In 1 hour according to schedule
>>341507537
>But at least I have some sort of control of my hormones, despite being single myself.
So is she taken or not?
CHIKO IS BACK WOOOOO
BEST GIRL
So is this new Zelda basically an open-world Snake Eater?
Neat.
>>341507392
>disgusting whore audrey
>no kindra
They seem fun to hang out with.
>immediately strips link of clothing to stare at his hot bod
THIS IS WHY LINK IS A MALE NUMBNUTS
IF LINK WAS A FEMALE EVERYONE WOULD BE SCREAMING SEXUAL OBJECTIFICATION
This game looks so good.
But I don't know if I should get NX right away for this.
>>341507735
>I'm so tired of the best game of e3 please don't show me more of it
>no im just gonna bomb it
CHICO IS A FUCKING MANIAC
>>341507537
I'M FUCKING LOSING IT OVER HERE
>not burning
SHUT THE STREAAM
>>341507537
He's getting e-cucked by hundreds of anons
>>341507751
for you
YOU CAN MAKE FIRE ARROWS
>Fire arrows didn't work
Looks like they still have some work to do, eh?
NOT THE BEEEEEES
the game almost crashed there
BotW looks fucking pathetic. It's like a kid, cartoon version of the Witcher. The openworld only shows how desperate Nintendo is, trying to cater to the "le hardcore" audience. I absolutely cannot believe people are eating this shit up. Numerous games have done open world before and done it better.
>>341507781
That is some fedora, the husband is in one of the replies
BEES
>>341507818
It's everything.
>>341507537
Thanks a fucking lot /v/
OH GOD THE BEES
how do i fuck audrey?
>>341507105
>>341507298
>>341507362
>he problem with Sticker Star is that the story was bland and the puzzles were difficult to some people
I shouldn't have bothered reading the comments
>>341507962
Whelp, time to kill yourself due to shit taste
Would you give Chiko your meat?
>post yfw two handed greatsword in zelda
>>341507863
I foolishly got a Wii U, so I don't even have to deal with that dilemma.
Chico is a MANIAC
Somebody stop her before she burns down all of Hyrule
They HAVE to go rogue and show us some spicy hyrule castle shots, or some story related stuff
>>341508038
Hold up and down on the dpad then press Y
>>341508038
benis goes to pucci
>not explaining how the Game Pad screen is used
Built around the NX confirmed
CLAYMORE
>Audrey will never give you a sloppy BJ
why go on
>>341507932
Literally perfect
WTF THIS ISN'T A REAL ZELDA GAME WHERE ARE ALL THE TOADS
is it chico or chiko
shes the greatest
>>341508073
Only if she keeps talking in her adorable engrish.
I thought waifufags were autistic but goddamn 3D waifufags are certainly up there with them.
>>341507962
(you)
>>341508085
already happened
WHERE THE FUCK IS MEGAMIX
>>341508038
Cowgirl, it's always the best option
i like how this game turns everyone into pyromaniacs
>>341508065
>"I have no arguement... I know! I'll just tell him to kill himself! That'll show him!"
Is that the best you got?
>>341508038
Work for Treehouse.
Her husband's twitter says he works at treehouse.
So you can assume they met at work and that's the only reason they're even together and he gets to suck on her milk bags every night.
If you had worked at treehouse it could be you right now, he doesn't even look any special, just your average dude.
Am I the only one that's already FUCKING TIRED of that item pickup tune in zelda?
>>341507858
No you don't understand he's empowered this is a power fantasy just like all those power fantasy book covers on those power fantasy romance novels.
>>341508085
Biggoron's Sword. Great Fairy Sword.
Fuck off.
>>341508085
Triumphant return for Biggoron knife, calling it now.
>>341508056
Gonna chime in on this one, I've beaten La Mulana but SS had several puzzles that were just pure nonsense.
Like placing stickers over grates way in the distance after NO indication that you can use stickers this way.
>he's suddenly regretting not having a shirt on
>but we aren't
Big titty girl is a hebephile.
>>341507537
Oh look, another white knight
>>341508212
>kojima drinking konami tears
>>341508175
until she ruined her body with implants
I love how Chiko is a pyromaniac. So cute!
>>341508212
kek
audrey lusting after that fat bokoblin cock
>your aim is true
FUCKING HANZO PLAYER
Huh? What was that noise?
i want to rape those women with my 8 inch cock
>>341507712
Chiko is the best
>>341507962
you can't do anything fun in the witcher's world because it's for boring "realistic fantasy" maturefags. zelda's cartoony world is actually fun to explore and play around in
>>341506935
I bought Metroid Prime 3 and the last Chibi Robo game because of her. Now I'm getting Color Splash.
>>341508259
>>341508350
>i like how this game turns everyone into pyromaniacs
>Not already being a pyromaniac
someone draw audrey getting fucked by a bokoblin
>knocked the shield out of the bokoblin's hands
neat
>you will never be a cute girl and have it easy mode in life
>all this food shit
THERE BETTER BE CUTE FAERIES THAT I CAN PUT IN AN EMPTY BOTTLE
>>341508332
I almost want to sign up for twitter just to tell him what a fag he is.
Am I the only one who hates watching people play video games, let alone people who aren't good at them? This asian soccer mom seems like she just played her first video game last week
>dat range
>>341508450
Audrey needs more than that.
One 8 incher won't satisfy that cow. She needs to be surrounded by an overwhelming amount of cocks. That's her own personal heaven. And all of them have to finish in her mouth or on her udders.
>>341508282
>So you can assume they met at work
They've been married for ten years. Audrey has only been at Nintendo for a few years, so it wasn't Treehouse that brought them together
Excluding the master sword, what weapon is everyone maining?
/bowfags/ ww@
>>341508332
Bet he feels so proud of himself.
>PITCHFORK IS LITERALLY WASHING POLE
>>341508478
While chiko shoots some shit with explosive arrows in the back
FINALLY SKYRIM WITH SPEARS!
>>341508332
What a dork
Please tell me the NX version will fix the horrendous draw distance. I don't want to constantly see trees and other shit suddenly pop up every 10 yards. Otherwise it looks good.
>>341508602
Whatever I find.
>>341508542
I'm not even watching the stream, just sitting here waiting for them to announce something significant.
>>341508332
>the icon is literally a Mii of a neckbeard in a fedora
>>341508542
I feel you but /v/ doesn't care because they are autistic waifufags.
>>341508602
sticks only
>that awful commentary
>>341508212
>First Color Splash now this
At least Zelda is looking good, even though I didn't expect it.
Also we got release dates for DQ7 and DQ Builders
>>341508316
I still wouldn't call the puzzles hard, they're pretty easy if you have the right sticker already in your inventory
i want chico to set me on fire, then not know she has to pick me back up and then i burn and disappear
>>341508589
So you're saying she only got together with him to get into Nintendo treehouse and land that job.
She was already a huge nintendrone at IGN and kept giving every ninty game inflated scores.
I bet she used her huge tits to get a nintendo job through him
>all these anons that want to fuck Audrey
>I'm the only one who wants Chiko's prime MILF body
>I've never heard of a game doing that (procedural music) before
casual cunt
>>341508332
>>341508602
I'm /spear/
Who /eza/?
>>341508332
>this is what nu-males say
>>341508332
It's like he thinks people browsing a site being known for being a deviant shithole have any sense of shame
>>341508701
What did you expect from 4chan of all places?
>>341508602
axe
chiko is the best
>you keep saying "people" but they're not people
savage
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>>341508602
HERE!
Planning on doing a Mononoke playthrough, with bow, light armor and hunting!
>tfw they run out of time because too many segments running too long and dont show Rhythm Heaven Megamix
>>341508602
Axe
>>341508764
Skyward sword did it
BOKOBLINS ARE PEOPLE
THEY WERE JUST MISTREATED BY GHIRAHIM
>>341508602
Skelton arms
METAL GEAR ZELDA
>>341508602
Can you melee with the bow?
If so I'm maining that
>>341508602
I saw a webm of the Fire rod, so magic.
>>341508602
CLUBS
>>341508748
I'm Team Theresa
>>341508791
Not 3DPD.
the way chiko says "no no no no" makes me laff
>>341508741
kek'd irl anon
>>341508670
it's confirmed that the nx version will look different
>>341508776
CANT TOUCH THIS
>>341508830
please enjoy new mario party :^)
>>341507537
>/v/ is going to get her fired
FUCK YOU ASSHOLES
>>341508602
Two-handed greatsword
>>341507932
god i want to bang the fuck out of her..
>>341508602
I will find a shovel hopefully
Chico: "Bokoblins arent people
FUCKING RACIST PIECE OF SHIT
thread is moving so slow everyone will know i'm
>Very very straight and jerking it to mega milk
I'm really surprised they even bothered adding stealth. Good shit senpai
>>341508647
Actually the girl on the right is pretty cute.
But goddamn pantylines/bra outlines are a fetish of mine jesus christ Audrey is so hot
>>341508929
CONFIRMED?????
>these spear jabs with a pitchfork
i can't fucking wait for this game
>>341508951
>she'll start doing porn
>>341506713
>NoA treehouse literally spends the entire first fifteen minutes fawning over a shirtless teenage boy
>"we better censor that cleavage and tell men to stop being sexist pigs! :^)"
lol
Put a shirt on and stop using that terrible weapon
>>341508994
what the fuck is going on in that gif
>>341508849
>that pic
I never thought I'd say it but I'm starting to feel a hint of nostalgia for Skyward Sword. I still remember the 8.8 shitstorm as if it was yesterday. It was still a solid game in retrospect.
Do bombs do the same damage everytime? They seem pretty powerful and rather use those rather than your melee weapons.
>>341508748
Blue Audrey was God tier but Theresa was pretty great too today in that green jacket
>>341508847
There are others as well, just getting mildly rustled this dumb cunt is reporting on a game at E3 and has no fucking clue about videogames.
tfw still one more day to endure of audrey posting
WHEN
ARE
THEY
GOING
TO
KISS?
Feels good having an e3 treehouse without Alison.
>>341508994
>manly_tears_shitposting.gif
>>341508808
that absurd kamikaze bomb in the doorway of the bokoblin's house
>>341508602
Fire Rod and whatever magic arrows there are.
>>341508821
>Mononoke playthrough
That's a really neat idea, desu.
NIGHT-TIME AMBUSHES CONFIRMED
I need to play this game now, if I get on a plane now can I get into E3?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZTUYjNMACw
>MORE LIKES THAN DISLIKES
MORE LIKES THAN DISLIKES
>MORE LIKES THAN DISLIKES
MORE LIKES THAN DISLIKES
>MORE LIKES THAN DISLIKES
>>341508687
I'd say it's a pretty fitting allegory;
>bluepill
>pointlessly positive, eats the shit on his plate like a good goy
>eats up buzzwords like "dynamic storytelling" and "creative characters"
>redpill
>sees the problems, wants things to improve
>>341509114
>VERY fast turkroach running at incredible hihg speed
>>341509043
>buying a luigi
she literally works at nintendo, can't she get that shit for free?
How long is the stream going to be? When does it end today?
>>341509208
allahu akbar
I'd much rather bang the one on the left if I'm honest.
damn, some of those enemies are actually rather strong and don't die in two hits
WEBM THAT SLOMO EXPLOSION
>>341508994
what the fuck
>Skelly body gets mad other skelly got the head first
kek
Can the fucking whores shut the fuck up? This is some annoying fucking commentary.
>>341509096
Probably not.
We're still waiting for that ex-Treehouse chick
why did they put a retard to play?
WHY DIDN'T SHE OPEN THE CHEST AFTER KILLING THE GUARDIAN?
I didn't think about what kinds of weapons there are. I wonder if the Megaton hammer is in as a relic or some sort.
>>341508830
Buy Color Splash :)
>>341509339
this nigga gay
>>341509243
I thumbed it up on all 3 of my accounts just for you.
>>341509135
It's my favorite. What it did right was pure perfection. But let's talk about that when all the memesters fuck off back to their home boards.
>>341509147
>tfw Audrey could've worn long black gloves with the black outfit
muh dick
>>341508994
KOITSU! HAYAI!
This game is turning everyone who plays it into a psychopath, Jesus fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZTUYjNMACw
trailer is getting spammed on the liked side
>>341509243
game look nice, honest.
>>341509114
>he doesn't know Köksal Baba
>>341509243
>Twitch chat full of bot accounts saying "this looks epic/fun everyone is just haters :)))"
>>341509401
she knows its just arrows
It was arrows last time
>>341509452
LOOOOOOOOOOOL xD so randumb!!!!!
>>341509406
It might end up being a special, super durable 2 handed hammer
>>341509135
>I still remember the 8.8 shitstorm as if it was yesterday
that was for TP, though
>you will never help Audrey collect white chuchu jelly
>IT HIT THIS TIME
CHICO THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>Being decently versed in Zelda lore
Not bad.
>>341509401
Already did yesterday, I think it was a Soldier Sword.
>that death/fall scream
holy shit
>WHAT DO YOU DO WITH BLUE CHUCHU JELLY
GEE I DONT FUCKING KNOW MAYBE MAKE A REVIVAL POTION FUCKING MORONS
but for real how hot would it be if they just straight up fuck right now
Are they going to show anything new? Seeing as this demo is only one small area with no towns, NPCs or dungeons, it seems like they've shown us everything that they're able to at the moment.
SHUT THE FUCK UP WOMEN
>>341509540
Neck yourself.
>>341509540
Don't have an aneurysm, you autistic cunt.
>2017
>>341509406
There's already been a sledge hammer found in an underground shrine. Megaton is a no brainer.
I think we can all agree that this was Treehouse's best year so far with their girls.
>Alison "Child" Rape replaced by Theresa and more
OKAAAAAAAAAAAAY?
>let's show everyone link running around again
>let's not focus on the actual gameplay needed to move the game forward
Wake me up when this game comes out and there are 4 (four) dungeons that can be beaten in less than an hour (sixty minutes).
>BEAUTIFUL PLACE TO DIE TEEHEEHEHE
Is she a psychopath?
>>341509549
>shirtless link walking from explosion
What a man.
>Butterfries! Yay!
>Chiko's psychotic behavior is rubbing off on Audrey
I'm scared
>>341509249
>bluepill
>redpill
either a redditor and/or an infinitechanner
either way, fuck off
>>341509135
8.8 was for TP you newfag shitter.
>>341509486
Nobody is criticizing the graphics
When are Nintendo gonna announce the NX?
>>341509540
upvoted
>>341509243
Shit ideas good execution ;)
>>341509626
Prob gonna be more of the same. 5 hours was enough for a sneak peak
JESUS FUCK IT ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD!
So will there be any pieces of heart to find?
>>341509637
>>341509645
>>341509736
but this is le so funny -_-
fuk off haters..............anime ftw
REMEMBER SPEARS ARE THE ONLY AND BEST WEAPONS TO USE BESIDE AN AXE
>>341509709
>being
>this
>bluepilled
>>341509735
probably TGS at this point.
>>341509626
I mean the game comes out in 9 months I believe so I think it's far-ish in development
I think they just don't want to blow their story load
they also want to be able to show us new stuff every once-in-a-while until release (hopefully)
>See some waaaangs
The one person there who says it is the guy
I hope this new zelda has multiplayer.
So what game will they show after this??? I don't really like Zelda
>>341509664
now they just need to get rid of audrey
>>341509664
alison was better than all the other girls tbdesu
>fighting Dark Nuts in this game
im ready
>>341509135
Skyward Sword was 10 outta 10 IGN
>>341509556
>>341509663
I am getting giddy of the thought that they might have actually hidden the Lttp arsenal in the game.
Cane of Somaria seems given.
1 more hour
half of that is probably nintendo minute with more kit and krysta
>>341509664
Replacing Alison with Theresa is already a great trade, but we get Chiko on top.
It's just a shame we don't have Eric anymore for the gay anons here.
BOKOBLINS ARE NOT PEOPLE
BURN THE GRASSLANDS
CHOP DOWN THE TREES
BLOW UP THE SEDIMENTARY
The Japanese lady is cute.
>>341509243
This game looks like such absolute shit wtf were they thinking.
>>341509857
what the fuck is wrong with you
Have they said what you'll actually be doing or exploring for in the open world other than just fighting random camps of enemies or the usual dungeons?
I feel like all this will get pretty old quick if there's not much reason to be out there. I think I heard there are little to no towns too which is kind of dumb.
Don't get me wrong it looks really pretty and all the new mechanics and stuff are cool, but I worry that they spent all this time making a big open world only to not actually put any substance into it.
GOLEM TIME
WHOS READY FOR ANOTHER OHKO
TIME TO FIGHT THE GOLEM AGAIN
>It's a carbon copy of Sticker Star, there's nothing original!
>Why couldn't it be an unoriginal carbon copy of Thousand Year Door instead!?
These retards don't know what they want. At all. I hope Nintendo never listens to them, ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr2nK06zZkg
>enemies take more than three hits
this is what technology is all about
Alright, getting bored of Chiko now
>Link's face when getting hit by the golem
damn
I am rooting for you Chiko!
>>341509735
probably in a couple months. I mean, it's slated for a March/April release
>>341509243
>positive comments get likes as well
Is there really a Nintendo Defense Force?
>>341509735
It's launching in March 2017, so sometime this year.
>Playing colour Splash
>presenters are straining not to sound bored
>Playing BotW
>Presenters are laughing and yelling at the unexpected shit that happens
>>341510063
>getting bored of Chiko
I will kill you
Who here watching this mute? I don't understand how can you guys can stand this annoying cunts.
>This music
GODDAMN SON
>type ANELE
>banned from chat
errytime
>>341509959
There are towns and dungeons and shit to do, they're just excluded from the E3 demo
#ChikoStyle
I WANT TO MARRY CHIKO
I have to mute it, these people are insufferable
>she destroyed the Golem without effort
So it was a meme this foe was menacing yesterday?
GIRL POWER
IT'S TRUE
God damn, Chiko, get it
>you will never play vidya with these autists
>>341509829
>being
>this
what are the gems used for? they always seem bored when they get them
>Now we are getting into gender politics
>more zelda
HYES
>shilling for women
come on chico
MEN BTFO
>>341494652
>>341494652
>>341494652
GOT A TREAT FOR YOU LADS. CHECK THIS THREAD OUT AND POST THIS PIC TO AUDREY'S TWITTER RIGHT NOW TO SHOW HER THAT WE LOVE HER.
G E N D E R P O L I T I C S
V I D E O G A M E S
CHIKO CONFIRMED FEMINIST
RUINED
>>341507870
>best game of e3
About as meaningful as "most thought-provoking Michael Bay movie"
Chiko just murdered that golem
>>341509715
>>341509559
Yes, my bad, I'm thinking of the 7.5 shitstorm. Both 8.8 and 7.5 were Gamespot so I accidentally swapped them.
goober gate BTFO
>>341510194
She had a good sword, so she took him down fast.
OH NO CANT HAVE GENDER POLITICS
>>341509931
They are not people so it's not murder!
>>341510145
it's an american thing
>>341509894
Any pictures of her feet?
Guys, is it weird if I want to have sex with Audrey?
I don't know... I just feel like I would enjoy putting my penis into her vagina. Is that odd?
>>341510121
>playing Tokyo Mirage #FE
>presenters NEVER EVER stop talking
http://www.wired.com/2016/06/zelda-breath-wild-aonuma-demo/#slide-3
AONUMA INTERVIEW SAID THIS
>“We realized that having something on the GamePad and looking back and forth between the TV screen and the GamePad actually disrupts the gameplay, and the concentration that the game player may be experiencing. You have your car’s GPS system on your dash. If you had it down in your lap, you’re going to get into an accident!”
IT TOOK THEM 4 YEARS TO REALIZE THE TWO SCREENS WEREN'T A GOOD CONCEPT
Why is this game so "green"?
Not even Xenoblade looked like that
is theresa gone forever
why live
>>341510194
It's easy to kill, it just one shots you if it connects.
We knew it was easy to kill from the earlier footage.
>Audrey and Chiko will never team up to t ake you down
That's the worst feel so far
CONFIRMED No Rhythm Heaven for you, cucks.
Chiko is a fucking monster
>>341510194
I'm not sure, but I think if she didn't have those yellow hearts the boulder toss would have been an instant death.
>>341510194
she had +14 sword.
chiko just went downhill
>>341510091
Well it's not a bad game. It's just not what I want, wasted potential.
You want a BAD game, try NSMB.
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE AUDREY'S BREASTS
>>341508776
I love how the most reposted zelda webm was chico doing something by accident
>wanna check a zelda stream and discuss the gameplay
>/v/ lures over a horseface with big tits and another horrible player
>>341509421
cute milf > meme jugs woman with ugly face
>>341509958
What's wrong with wanting multiplayer? It would be cool and innvoative.
>>341510194
pretty sure it's just a miniboss
>>341510194
It's obviously a warmup boss, this is the beginner area they've been fucking around in all this time. The guardians and other shit are bound to be harder, plus there will probably be a rock-monster reskin with projectiles or somethin.
>>341509995
That's not the argument. Shit up cuck.
>>341510194
She got OHKO yesterday.
Reminder that 3DPD waifufags are cancer and 2D is the only true way.
>>341510254
>You will never milk Audrey
>Audrey will never milk you
>>341509549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo
This is pretty cool
She didnt get hit by the golem directly this time.
>>341510194
The guy who fought it yesterday was fucking around trying to grab and mushroom and died.
The golem does a lot of damage if it hits you but it seems easy to avoid if you're paying attention.
>>341510179
faggot
>>341510294
It worked extremely well for WWHD and TPHD. Switching weapons without having to pause was great.
>>341510294
Basically saying that the WiiU was a mistake
>>341510349
if rhythm heaven is kill then so am i
>>341508602
bees
>>341509910
True. This was undeniably the worst Treehouse year for the boys.
>>341510194
It's just an elite mob.
This time around though she did have more hearts so she didn't get OHKO.
>>341510294
I thought two screens worked better than having a pause menu in Wind Waker. I actually hoped it would come back for BotW
So there's going to be at least one village right? I can't imagine a modern Zelda without colorful and quirky NPCs, a series staple.
>>341510385
How would that work?
>>341510296
It looks like that comfortable shade of green Minecraft abandoned when they introduced biomes.
I like it.
/r/ing that fat green shirt dude wiggling his arms in front of the guardian
>>341510296
There are also some very serious snowy areas, and black and scary areas anon they just tend to focus down on "approved" areas in this.
>>341510296
We've been seeing the same small area of land which obviously has a lot of the same vegetation growing on it
Yo /v/ I just came back from Work what did I miss in Today's stream?
Did they show more Zelda?
I want Cjiko to peg me while I suck Audrey's fake tits!
>>341510480
>ywn be with Audrey and mutually milk each other, she with her hand and you with your mouth
Just fucking bob ross me up
>>341510294
aonuma must've fallen down the stairs and bumped his head, or they beheaded him and replaced him, because this isn't the aonuma i know
>Chiko will never dom me and give a firm handjob while talking dirty in engrish after beating me at video games
>>341510194
its just like dingle souls brah you either kill it super quick or take a week and complain on /v/ about it while getting ass blasted by all the git guds nigger lmao.
>>341510480
you wont get much milk out of those implants anyway
>>341510554
Haha, perfect shot anon.
>>341510294
Aonuma has had this strange turn around and reached sage tier with this e3.
>>341510614
Don't look at paper mario. It's rough
>>341510582
They said there'll be towns
>>341510396
No, it's just another raid by the same fucks who humiliated themselves with goobergate.
Have you ever seen /v/ give half a fuck about fucking anything that's human before?
>>341510431
There's a reason they haven't really said much else about Triforce Heroes, anon
>>341510563
>morgan hugging erik from behind
LEWD
>>341510296
Cellshading plus the lighting does that. Especially around noon in game I've noticed. A lot of the colors are very fucking bright thanks to the way they are handling it.
>>341510583
Ask /d/
>>341510294
NX had no gimmicks confirmed?
>>341510554
>you are fired
>>341510296
I want to fuck this autist.
>>341510614
You missed fucking nothing.
Just more of the same shit and shitty Color Splash footage.
>>341510554
Chiko is a dom on her side job
>>341510194
>without effort
My ass, she knoew it was there and had a fuckload of weapons and extra health
The golem also kills you in one hit
>>341510510
Other games with multiple items/equipped are using item/weapon wheels
Stop with that sorry excuse
>>341510296
There are other areas too.
>>341510498
There is so much footage of Zelda, does anyone have where to find it again? Cause that was hilarious
>>341510582
Yes it's been confirmed multiple times. They are just not in the demo
CANE OF PACCI WHEN
>>341510582
They're integral to the story so they removed them for the e3 build to not spoil anything
>Zelda back to back
>Still no rhythm heaven
>>341510582
Towns and NPCs were cut from the E3 demo.
Bill confirmed it yesterday.
>>341509497
>Children don't exist
>Only we jaded adults play Nintendo games
>>341510294
I don't see why they don't just have the mini-map on the TV screen as well as having the main map and inventory on the gamepad at all times. It's the best of both worlds.
>>341510294
>You have your car’s GPS system on your dash. If you had it down in your lap, you’re going to get into an accident!”
I do this a lot though.
I worry about getting into an accident because of it though.
>>341510554
somebody put Omae wa mou shindeiru on that
>>341510778
is there any indication that we might get heart containers or is it three hearts and that's it?
>>341510475
>3dpd
>memespouting
>>341510670
her legs are ridiculously skinny compared to the rest of her
>>341510554
>blows up Bokoblin settlement
>"Yare yare daze."
>>341510614
Sticker Star 2: Card Game edition
Also tit monster showing some shoulders
>>341510582
They said towns and NPCs were removed here to focus on the world and mechanics only. Also this is all gameplay of just a medium sized plateau high above the ground level of the rest of the map
>>341510751
nx is a phone
>>341510675
desu she would play gender politics and only give you a firm butt fisting with a self-job most likely
>>341509735
Tomorrow, it'll be named the Nintendo Omicron. 15th letter of the Greek alphabet, 15th system.
>>341510751
>NX had no gimmicks confirmed?
I want at least a controller with a gyroscope
>>341510614
New neat IP: Ever Oasis.
Check it out!
>>341510793
I love that outfit
>>341510294
God, thank fucking god someone there actually gets it. It's the #1 reason I never used the Gamepad unless you're forced to because the game doesn't support the pro pad
I hope to god the NX has a traditional controller, if not as the main then as an accessory
>Paper Mario will never go back to traditional RPG elements because M&L exists and the developers feel they don't need those elements as a result
>>341510798
jewtube has all of the treehouse stuff recorded.
>>341510861
>children are fucking stupid so it's okay to give them garbage
I wish there were nudes of Audrey
I need to see those two milk bags out in the open
>>341510563
That hug was adorable.
>>341510294
WW used it properly by just putting the item menu though
>>341510712
I've already given up on it when they showed it the very first time.
>>341510764
>>341510931
Well that's reassuring.
But I though they said they would show more of Zelda today?
>Someone will make a naked, tree branch only run
>>341510903
Not him, but I suppose they come with all the exploration and stuff as usual. This is just the beginning of the game.
>Breath of The Wild
Fuck that. If this keeps wowing me like it has been so far I'm gonna inhale this damn game.
>>341510913
maybe she'll get a fake ass next
>>341510948
Stop it with this shit
Aisha "girlwood" Tyler already confirmed NX console
>>341510563
I miss them ;_;
>stalk Theresa's social media
>find out she's actually Portuguese
AIIIIIIII CARALHO
It's a shame her insta is private tho.
>>341510909
>memespouting
This is exactly what you cancerous normalfags have been doing in every threads so far.
>>341511063
That person is me
reeee
http://www.strawpoll.me/10495610
http://www.strawpoll.me/10495610
http://www.strawpoll.me/10495610
>>341510554
>I kill finny men, don't make it finnyone
>>341511091
it's a phone you put into a stand that connects to your tv ;)
>>341510554
Fixed.
>>341510871
If it's anything like DKCTF, the game is so resource intensive that they're completely disabling the gamepad screen display to save all the CPU/GPU cycles they can for the main screen
>>341511058
NOT THICK ENOUGH
THOSE TITS ARE INSULTING
>>341510475
>tfw it's infinitely more likely that scarlett johansson will love me than your 2d waifu loving you
>>341510903
Probably found in dungeons
>>341510871
They probably are using all the power of the Wii U on the main screen, and can't really spare any to send info to the Gamepad.
New Thread:
>>341511049
>>341511049
>>341511049
>>341511049
>>341511058
Cute, CUTE!
>>341511063
>not a weaponless naked only run
>>341510793
>that hair
>that knight armor in the one clip
Helmets? andmasks?
>>341511058
AUDREY ON THE FRONT PAGE
God DAMN you faggots are thirsty.
Are you like, teens in heat or something?
HOLY SHIT NEW QT
THERESA QT EDITION WITH GREEN SHIRT
>>341511112
>goose
DROPPED
>>341511170
needs more ゴゴゴ
>>341511170
It's a good start.
SHE'S PERFECT
>>341510563
I'm bi so I enjoyed jerking it to Mega Milk a few times, but I wanted cutie guys too
>>341511150
>game shown in 2014
>"new" thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBKWjttXG_4
EU trailer
>>341510464
Then what DO you want, fedoralord? Something different? You're getting something different. Something more like Thousand Year Door? Then you're no longer allowed to complain about Color Splash being like Sticker Star because you want the same thing with TTYD.
>>341511209
>Celebrity and a random guy
>Artifical character who can be made to love you
Has Microsoft said how much stronger the One S is over the regular One? I know they like to use teraflops to measure power, but I can't find anything. Thinking about picking one up so I can play some games with my brother
>>341511051
They just finished a segment of Zelda, sounds like another's on the way any minute now
>>341511170
Now if Audrey could be made to look like Star Platinum, we'd be in business
the CUTEST GIRL introduced the segment
I love her so much
>>341511058
>no huge tit
Its saved tho
>>341507432
Tanabe still took's Miyamoto quote and advice too far tho
>>341511058
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THICKEERRR
>>341507462
>>341507480
>Metroid Prime game
we've been over this
>Listening to early Sonata Arctica
>Watching new zelda snowboarding
THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING
>you will never hear Audrey moaning and screaming in bliss, watching her delicate body quiver in ecstasy from being drilled by a huge black cock, one that can satisfy her in ways your tiny white dick can only dream of
Should I just kill myself?
All this footage is so fucking good. How did they do it, /v/?
>>341510480
>>341511898
yes kill yourself faggot
>>341508602
WHO ELSE /PITCHFORK/ HERE?
>>341508602
Meat
>CHIKOS THIGHS
HNGHHH
>>341512404
Who is Chiko?
>>341512524
the fat one
>>341509243
okay, seriously, who wants to waste time with disliking a video?
bet you fags thought everyone gonna do another petition too.
>>341510670
Bitches ain't shit but hoes n' tricks.
>>341511380
>>341509995
no one wants another shitter star, people want the first two
and don't give me your sales crap, SS barely outsold TTYD with an inch and bad attach rate than any PM game.
>>341510294
MIYAMOTO BTFO
>>341510831
There, happy?
