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Weeb games edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_p6V5VCkm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNKgwyy2WTI
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
i wanna fuck her
My body is ready
Sniff panties.
KOWASHITAI
First for WELCOME TO HELL
COLOR SPLASH TIME
COLOR SPLASH TIME
COLOR SPLASH TIME
WE'RE GETTING FIRST EVER LIVE FOOTAGE
WE'RE GETTING A TRAILER
WE'RE GETTING BOX ART
WE'RE GETTING GENERIC TOADS
WE'RE GETTING A RELEASE DATE
BUT MOST OF ALL
WE'RE GETTING DISAPPOINTMENT
1st for disappointment.
>last day of treehouse
>not enough audrey lewds
It's gonna be another sticker star, yet I'm still here watching
PREPARE YOUR ANUSES
iwata is rolling in his grave after that shit
Audrey is for plebs
Kindra is cute
Paper Mario deserves to be cancelled.
COLOR SPLASH!Prepare for disappointment.
I would do almost anything for one night with Audrey
I need to suckle on those sweet mammaries
The person drinking milk straight out of the carton is me
what if color splash looks good
Why can this get jap audio but P5 cant?
Claiming the booth babe with the huge tits
MAGNUM DISAPPOINTMENT INBOUND
haha
time for colour trash
But guys, what if color splash isfun?
>>341499868
There may be hope for Paper Mario.
If anything needs to be cancelled it's the shit they just got through streaming, or Metroid Force Fed.
>>341499814
>actually censored her boobs.
Paper Mario isn't weeb, just retatded.
ZELDA BREASTS OF THE WILD WHEN?
>>341499837
ross is a pure maiden
Surely Sticker Star 2 could at least be BETTER than Sticker Star 1 and be a good game on those merits?
DAILY REMINDER
all this proper titty meat
>>341499882
It does look good, but it probably plays like shit.
>Time for the continued desecration of what was my favorite series of all time
haHA
>Color Splash up next
On a scale of 1-10, 1 being this isn't so bad and 10 being JUST FUCK MY PAPER MARIO UP, how bad will this be?
>tfw i'm still drowning in pleasure from cumming as I type this
>>341497819
The point stands though.
Calling it a hardcore RPG while still pulling this crazy ass censorship is fucking ridiculous when the target audience will know it all.
It's pretty obvious this was ruined by a few on the treehouse and not by the actual Nintendo.
>"Okay, let's get the OTHER game that we'll likely get shit for out of the way right now."
Oh, and there's a release date: October 7th.
HELP
That big-ass model of the tentacle thing from Zelda is fucking awesome.
>>341499918
Jap audio with more censorship
Dub with less censorship
pick your poison
IT'S TIME
>THAT QT AS FUCK JAPANESE COY GIRL
Does anyone actually give a shit about Paper Mario? Be honest with yourselves. The N64 and and NGC days are long, long gone. They should put the series to rest because they clearly don't know what to do with it anymore.
HERE WE GO
>>341499830
Wait, doesn't Treehouse last as long as E3?
Pray that it's good.
So DQ VII is out Sept. 16th.
Who's hyped?
Cute christmas cake has arrived
>>341499918
The weaboo factor is somehow even higher than P5.
>STORY
AHAHAHAHAHA
Time for shitposting
>>341499982
There is no hope, it looks like shit, plays like, shit and is made by shit devs.
ITS TIME! BRACE FOR IMPACT!
who is that qt
>>341499928
Look at them bazoongas
>>341499838
Iwata had the game made and asked them to make it an atlus title you dumb mouthbreather.
fuck this stupid nigger, i hate this so much MUH DIVERSITY GOTTA HAVE NIGGERS
>toad
fucking stop
this
FUCKING SHIT
>Narration
>paper mario
F
THAT FUCKING NARRATION
what the fuck is this garbage narration?
>it's-a-him, alright
I laughed
>this narration
WHAT IS THIS NARRATOR
>this same faggot doing the VO
LOL PAPER
>>341500121
Today's the last day.
Time for disappointment boys.
>Mario was just mailed a body
Jesus christ that's morbid
At least there's a fucking story this time jesus christ
>>341500240
Audrey "Jugosaurus Rex" Drake
why god
This dude better shut the fuck up.
LUIGI IS DEAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THAT PAPER ANIMATION LOOK SO GOOD WHY ARE YOU SO MEDIOCRE GAME
>TFW NIGGER NEEDS TO NARRATE FOR NINTODDLERS UNDERTSNAD WHATS GOING ON
Fucking stop narrating it, what is wrong with you.
Why are these WiiU controllers hooked up via fucking industrial bridge wires.
Are they doing it live?
it isnt narrated, its the guy on the stage
Can some of you guys post more Theresa?
LITERALLY RECEIVING DEAD BODY THROUGH THE MAIL!
TOOOOOOAAAAAAAAADS
this narration..... isnt actually in the game, right?
Peach and her assistant literally just handed Mario a corpse.
i did a lot of radio in college and let me tell you that's some shit ass work
>Paper Mario
>No Kindra or Audrey
Tuning out, lemme know when to start paying attention again
>>341500354
Fuck off.
>>341500358
Its perfectly fine you fucking liar
The dev lady is qt at least
>>341500425
capture software
I'm a bit late, but
>DQVII is 4 days before SMT IV: Final
Good job.
>Color Trash with shitty voice over
FUCK NIGGERS, I HATE THIS FUCKING NIGGER, KILL HIM KILL HIM NINTENDO ARE DEAD
what the fuck am I hearing
it's already better than sticker star
kek
Thank god for this narration or I'd never have been able to follow this fucking mario cutscene
>close out stream when yokai watch came up because it looks fucking stupid and made me feel like i'd rather do actual work
>finally decide to open stream up again
>"and if you can tell by my shirt, we are getting ready to play some paper mario color spla-"
I didn't need to care about the rest of E3 anyways I guess
>fountain has 6 different holes
>TFW you can tell the narrators race just by his terrible narration
>What happened here?
GREAT QUESTION NINTENDO
ALREADY GARBAGE
ALREADY GARBAGE
ALREADY GARBAGE
ALREADY GARBAGE
ALREADY GARBAGE
ALREADY GARBAGE
Your attempts to ham it up aren't working, not Jackson.
>Huey
BON VOYAGE BASE GOBLIN
I HATE IT
I HATE IT
I HATE IT
I HATE IT
I HATE IT
KILL ME
FUCK THIS
They should put Color Splash on the NX so I have one more reason to buy that and ditch my WiiU
>>341500425
So that they can stream what's on the gamepad if they have to
Nice graphics tbqh
>HUEY
ITS A WOLF SNAKE YOU FUCKING SHITTER
This opening was better than the entirety of Sticker Star.
>paint can???!?!??!
not gonna lie though huey is clever
mien sides
Is the narrator literally the black guy on treehouse right now? They sound the same
Please end the narration.
GET BACK IN THE BUCKET HUEY
>>341500429
Still, what's the point?
>>341500492
that bitch is like 50 years old
>Paper Mario Sunshine
Instantly in love
>>341500460
nah it's the nigger onstage doing live narrationand it sucks
The graphics are so good too. Goddammit.
>mariow
>see can of paint
>kill it
YAMEROOO
This narration is fucking hilarious
>travel companion
travel companion
>travel companion
travel companion
>travel companion
travel companion
>travel companion
travel companion
BRUTAL MURDER ON SCREEN
Jesus Christ
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Just what the hell am I hearing..?
>>341500429
audio is to clear for that
For the love of God someone please shut him up.
rip
>>341500442
Im trying to find what the hell is happening
>the spooky music
>Shy guy sucking that toad dry
Lewd
That Shy Guy just killed a Toad
F
>mario just witnessed a fucking murder
Why is this game bad again?
Fuck you /v/
>>341500602
I think he's literally narrating it live. None of this had better actually be in the game.
>>341500534
Not until we see the gameplay
RIP TOAD
/v/ should do a narrating story of all these E3 shit LMAO
>>341500358
>>341500487
fuck off, todd
She's a cutie
>>341500602
He is doing improv, nigga.
this tabata woman is so cute
I bet she's shy as fuck and lets you do anything you want to her
SUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
TOAD
NOOOOOOOOOO
Where's the trailer?
Let the rage fly
I will never buy this game because of that. Fuck this shit, holy fuck.
>Literally sucked this toad off until he came all his colors.
When you nutted but the shy guy keeps sucking.jpg
RATE DAY 2 PRE-ZELDA
http://www.strawpoll.me/10495099
>>341500602
No.
Isn't Tabata the one always trying to think of the casual gamer for the games she works on?
ABSOLUTE DISASTER
MURDER THE NARRATOR
That fucking narration was awful
There is absolutely no fucking way that this voiceover is in the main game. It's too horrible and out of place, and it's voiced by the same guy playing the demo.
That shitty ass voice acting better not be in the final game.
>This Dora the Explorer-tier narration
What the fuck
I doubt the narration is in the actual game, just guessing from the timing.
i now want shygirl sucking toads dick so hard, the color comes off him
>>341500728
because Sticker Star combat
because no unique Toads
because LOLPAPER jokes
>toad did this
>the toads did that
>save toad
>do the thing for toad
yup its shit
SUCC'd
IT'S SHIT
I missed Square Enix, did KH3 get a release date?
holy fuck who is this cute bitch
>IT'S KERSTI ALL OVER AGAIN
BRING BACK THE GIRLS
may the lord have mercy on it's soul
2 fps
This game is just brutal to Toads
>>341500730
Treehouse never do their own voice acting. Of course it isn't in the game.
TOADS THIS
TOADS THAT
TOADS
TOADS
TOADS
>>341500619
She's still qt as fuck
Tabata! My oldest friend, I haven't seen him since I entered cro-high
>>341500675
Could be taped, but it's definitely the black dude fucking around. Not something you'll get in game.
>we're going to skip dialog
>they can't read that fast
FLUDD WHEN?
>FLUDD WHEN?
What was the narration? That was in-game right? And he sounded nothing like the nigga on stage.
>>341500831
... you don't say
it was the black guy narrating it
it's not in the game, it was just for fun
That Shyguy is fucking brutal.
>>341500763
Damn she a thirsty ho
I need me one like that
>>341500865
Yeah, next month
IT LOOKS SO GOOD WHY IS IT SO BAD
Hang on, isn't this the plot from de Blob?
>reverse mario sunshine
>still on an island
>>341500846
>because no unique Toads
Why was Miyamoto so against this again? Did he ever actually give a fucking reason?
ITS ACTUALLY GOOD
>>341500708
Thanks mane
>>341500865
Nope, we have to wait till winter for "news"
who is that cutie?
THE NARRATION WAS BY THE NIGGA ON-STAGE NOT IN-GAME
>THE NARRATION WAS BY THE NIGGA ON-STAGE NOT IN-GAME
THE NARRATION WAS BY THE NIGGA ON-STAGE NOT IN-GAME
>THE NARRATION WAS BY THE NIGGA ON-STAGE NOT IN-GAME
THE NARRATION WAS BY THE NIGGA ON-STAGE NOT IN-GAME
>THE NARRATION WAS BY THE NIGGA ON-STAGE NOT IN-GAME
THE NARRATION WAS BY THE NIGGA ON-STAGE NOT IN-GAME
>THE NARRATION WAS BY THE NIGGA ON-STAGE NOT IN-GAME
THE NARRATION WAS BY THE NIGGA ON-STAGE NOT IN-GAME
>THE NARRATION WAS BY THE NIGGA ON-STAGE NOT IN-GAME
THE GUY ON STAGE DID THE SHITTY NARRATION, IT WASN'T FROM THE GAME
THE GUY ON STAGE DID THE SHITTY NARRATION, IT WASN'T FROM THE GAME
THE GUY ON STAGE DID THE SHITTY NARRATION, IT WASN'T FROM THE GAME
HERE IT COMES.
HEARTHSTONE
Someone let me know when they aren't playing shit games please
>this course is called toad bay beach
>course
wat
>>341500651
>Mario just stands there and watches Toad just slowly die
>Mario is playing Yugioh
this looks so fun and innovative
>tap to select cards
NO
NO
NO
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I cant even watch this, guys
It hurts too much
>HP: 50
NO
NOT AGAIN
>>341501045
>>341501046
how did you not realize this already
>>341501046
>>341501045
NO SHIT YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>quite obviously the shine sprites from Sunshine
>some literally who new island instead
Literally why the fuck recycle the shine sprite?
>>341501045
>>341501046
how could you not tell that
STILL no Zelda
How do I kill myself?
Why are there no unique characters except for a fucking paint bucket?
Where's all the crazy designs for the unique Goombas, and Toads, and other characters?
So uhh..
Why do we hate this game again?
Shit looks fucking beautiful.
Is this shit a meme or is the game actually bad?
From the look of it, it sounds like a bunch of retarded shitposting.
This looks nice graphically, but what is this bullshit gameplay? Literally just make it like the fucking two first ones and you have a best-seller on your hand. FUCK THESE CARDS.
NO
NOOOOO
NOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S STICKER STAR ALL OVER AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
>the toads are having a beach festival!
But why toads? Would it be THAT hard to just port the Pianta models? They're not even models, they're fucking 2D sprites. Do you NEED to use toads?
How does this game look bad?
Apologize now you assholes. This looks great.
This game... sucks.
This looks good
>select your cards
>>341501013
Talked too soon
>card system still in
>>341501163
Change
People are fucking entitled as shit
Geez guys
>>341501180
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY NOT LEARN
WHAT THE FUCK
>>341500868
I still don't know why I find this so hilarious
>>341501163
Lurk more newfag
This hurts to watch
>>341501158
in 10
>>341501163
go and actually play paper mario and ttyd you faggot, then you'll understand
What was wrong with sticker stars? I didn't play it.
>>341501045
>>341501046
What is it about the word "comfy" you not understand?
Fuck off.
>my children liked to paint, so I made it into a Paper Mario game
Just slit my throat
>>341501160
No unique designs allowed.
CARDS
>CARDS
CARDS
>CARDS
CARDS
>CARDS
CARDS
>CARDS
CARDS
>CARDS
CARDS
>CARDS
We just had a Mario RPG so I neither expect nor feel that this Paper Mario game needs to be one. I just hope that this game improves on the flaws from Sticker Star and is a good game on its own.
It would be really nice if the next Mario RPG is Paper Mario though. But we will probably not get any news on the next Mario RPG until some time next year.
>You have to paint the cards each time.
>>341501163
because the combat is like sticker star and the RPG elements have been removed
>>341501163
graphics are amazing but then i saw
>cards
and nope'd
What was that green orb? EXP perhaps?
No exp rip
>>341501160
Shigeru hated.
>>341501163
It's sticker star 2.
It's garbage.
>>341501192
They are actually models. Have been since Paper mario on 64.
When will this card shit stop.
>the attack cards use a mana system instead of being permaused
>healing items are pre-colored and presumably consumable
Thank fuck. It's a little less shit than SS.
>>341501163
Pmario fans are autists that wanted a rehash
>Your mana reserve is literally the 3 baseline colors
>you summon attack by coloring them, emptying color reserve accordingly.
That's actually a nifty mechanic.
>mfw never was a fan of Paper Mario anyway
It's an abstract kind of rage and joy.
>Cards
>GUYS ITS MADE OF PAPER! EVERYTHING IS MADE OF PAPER! DID YOU NOTICE ITS MADE OF PAPER? LOOK, EVERYTHING IS PAPER!
Nobody finds this impressive.
Having never played a Paper Mario game, what is wrong with this one?
So far it looks fun
>fucking gimmicky combat again but with cards
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOW DID THIS SERIES GO TO SHIT SO QUICKLY
>They pulled a sticker star again
The visuals are fucking amazing so at least there's that
>>341501305
>kys
Underage.
WHYYYYYYYYYYY
WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO US, INTI CREATES
WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS?!
WE JUST WANT ANOTHER PAPER MARIO RPG FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>341501410
Is not a rehash so fans hate it
>>341501362
Because these fucking cards are so awesome. Can't just make it like a regular RPG.
>>341501409
It is pretty cool though.
>>341501405
maybe you shouldn't have pirated the game you wanted cause they are following the best selling formula now cuck.
>>341501409
i-i do...
>People didn't like Sticker Star
>Let's just replace Stickers with Cards!
>>341501204
The graphics? Yes
>>341501409
The coins are not made of paper
at least it doesnt look like it's level based at least
>>341501163
It's bad because it's another fucking new game gimmick that they just slapped onto Paper Mario. Ever since TTYD they just said fuck it, and made these terrible non RPG games where they've just made up some new mechanic and then made it Paper Mario. That and the fact that they've just said fuck it to making any more unique NPC races/enemies and are all just fucking Toad, goombas, and koopas.
>No EXP after the fight
BACK INTO THE TRASH
>TOAD THIS
>TOAD THAT
>TOAD FUCKING THIS
>MOTHER FUCKING TOAAAAAAAD THAAAT
Beyond salvation. And I'm a very forgiving guy.
At least it doesn't seem to feature anything that's actively designed to piss you off, like backtracking to pick up giant stickers. SO it's already better than Sticker Star.
>Cards
This is like a fucking world record or something.
I've never seen a game confirmed shit so quickly into the demo.
>>341501292
>and the RPG elements have been removed
The RPG elements continued in M&L. It's not like they disappeared.
>>341501362
Or OR they just wanted a good game.
>>341501197
Wow nice shop!
>>341501409
i actually thing most of the jokes are kinda witty but it gets old fast
>>341501410
they got rid of the RPG elements and the combat system for consumable cards
you also can't level up anymore
>>341501438
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>>/r9k/
>cards
Glad i didn't get my hopes up
EXODIA
OBLITERATE
Why are you faggots acting like this is news?
We already knew what the battle system was like you fucking shits.
Graphics looks fucking amazing, gameplay is garbage.
>>341501409
But I do find it really nice.
>>341501507
It's a rehash of Sticker Star
mario is fucking savage
>>341501606
This looks good
>>341501526
But Sticker Star didn't sell well nor did it get good reviews
>>341501526
>pirating N64/GC games
Also, didn't Sticker Star had the worst attach rate?
Why ever battle if you don't get EXP?
>>341501597
It was confirmed shit from its reveal, but yeah
Paper Mario: Sticker Star 2, Return of The Red Toad
>>341501410
It's only something you'll really understand if you play thousand year door
>LOOK, IT'S PAPER
>EVERYTHING IS PAPER
>PAPER JOKES
>>341501410
People love Paper Mario because of its rich cast of new characters
New Paper Mario doesn't introduce a rich cast.
It's all just generic Toads.
People also really loved the partner system
>>341501648
we still had hope
or I had at least. It couldve just been a shit trailer
Holy fuck why.
It already complete fucking shit.
>Endless coins
>No EXP
>Combat cost paint
>Toads and just toads
Every single shitty part of sticker is back.
literally everything is great and then they ruin with cards holy shit
why why
>>341501632
So what exactly is the part people hate?
That you have a limited amount of cards/abilities?
So you fight a few times and run out of cards and then you can only do a basic move or something?
Just looking for an explanation as to what makes card combat shit
It looks beautiful.
Music's still great.
but the caaaaards
>>341499523
Why is this game so fucking pretty
Why does the gameplay have to suck so bad
>>341501550
Enough with this shit. Super Paper Mario was great but you TTYD fag babies ruined all enjoyement to me.
Fuck you. You are stupid to the bone.
Combat is so bad
>>341501317
I'm guessing it just fills up your yellow and blue colour meter
So it's fucking nothing, awesome game nintendo
Guys what is this. It appeared only after the battle
Is this for leveling up paint?
HOW ABOUT WE MAKE A GOOD GAME OUT OF PAPERCRAFT
CAN I PRINT OUT THAT FUCKING DIAGRAM OR WHAT
ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS TAKE TTYD AND MAKE A NEW STORY WITH THE SAME MECHANICS
IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD
HOLY SHIT
PAPER MARIO IS FUCKING DEADER THAN MEGA MAN
>>341501507
>>341501410
It's literally the one time in which a rehash is a GOOD thing. Because at least rehashing TTYD would keep the game FUN
/v/ just gets into moods this game looks good but /v/ needs to hate this because they hated the black guys commentary
if Movie Trailer Guy were narrating they would be lapping this up like Aubreys breast milk
OH SHIT THERE'S ACTUAL DEPTH TO THE COMBAT? FUCK
Someone start a petition to remove this stupid fucking card mechanic.
>>341501045
I should fucking hope so. The voice acting in Zelda was shit but it was only three lines. If the entire game was narrated by this no-talent motherfucker it'd be a fucking unimaginable blunder.
How many fucking times are they going to say PAPER?
Guys calm down
The worst part of sticker star was the writing
There's an actual story this time
There's a chance
>>341501526
But sticker star is on the most easily pirateable hardware and far from the best selling game of the franchise
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
...so if you don't get EXP from battles, then what's the point of a battle?
>You bought a wii u
id rather dimension the dice in mario party than play this shit
>>341501718
If this anything like Sticker Star I bet there's some kind of silly reason to.
>forced gaypad gimmick
>toads everywhere
>stickers
Was SS actually successful? What about the latest Mario & Luigi? Why are they pulling this shit off again?
>>341501732
SHITPOSTER BTFO
THERE'S A BLUE TOAD ON THE BOAT
GOTY CONFIRMED
Will you buy her game, /v/?
>>341501796
>So you fight a few times
Already there's an issue. Why fight?
I'm going to marry Miss Tobata!
>Basic Jump is still bouncing like 5 times
How do these people not learn.
Also is that Hammer EXP he gets after the fight?
Already off to a good start lads!
>>341501718
There isn't one.
No one at nintendo thought this was a bad idea, apparently.
>>341501507
It IS a rehash of the worst god damn game in the series.
>>341501802
The gameplay doesn't suck at all. Just because it's not "muh classic rpg" it doesn't mean it sucks.
>>341501732
last one sold the best of the paper marios tho
guess they saw the wii u version as a way to cheese through some console sales
>>341501796
there is no exp
which means there is no point in fighting enemies
with the limited cards, you only run away from fights the whole game
great RPG
>It's not just Cards
>You have to PAINT THE CARDS
>OBLIGATORY GAMEPAD GIMMICK
>HAHAHA LOOK FAGGOTS WE HAVE A GAMEPAD LOOK HOW INTERACTIVE OUR GAMES ARE
>EACH BATTLE IS LIKE ITS OWN PUZZLE
>>341499523
Oh wow a blue toad
I'm listening to the Paper Mario 64 soundtrack in the background and feel like crying
Miss me yet, /v/?
Looks good enough
Cards are better than badges
>>341501526
>pirate
>gamecube
do not bully blue toad !!! DO NOT!!
>>341501905
>tfw MH3U alone already made my WiiU worth it
Not to mention MK8, Smash, DKCTF, Bayo 2, SM3DW, WW HD, ...
CARD SYSTEM BASED ON A PARTY AFTER DEVELOPING STICKER STAR
TIME TO DIE
>A party at the end of development of Sticker Star
You didn't deserve a party, you cunts.
The writing is actually not bad but WHAT'S WITH ALL THE FUCKING TOADS
I've not played Sticker Star. What was so bad about it?
>Hey, remember all those mistakes from Sticker Star?
>LET'S EXPAND ON THEM
>>341501796
its a lot of things including that
now there's no point to battle, since you don't gain any exp or skills from the battle
your character doesn't have a sense of progression, nor does he have partners
>color splash is the result of drunk IS employees after sticker star ended
that explains a ton
>>341501905
>just for that game only
there's more games than just this piece of shit of a game
>>341501849
>ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS TAKE TTYD AND MAKE A NEW STORY WITH THE SAME MECHANICS
They won't do that while simultaneously making another Mario RPG.
It's less that Paper Mario can't get another RPG, and more that Mario & Luigi has snatched the Mario RPG spots for some time now.
>STICKERSTAR NAME DROP
FUCKING ASSHOLE NINTENDO PIECE OF SHITS
>>341501840
see >>341501360
It appears during the whole fight.
>>341501507
It is a rehash though. It's a rehash of sticker star.
>>341501881
>The worst part of sticker star was the writing
No it wasn't. The story was garbo but the gameplay was fucking heinous
>its not about thinking about the damage, its about paint conservation
so its the shitty sticker star thing but now i have too do paint shit on top of that? So there is even LESS of a reason to battle?
FUCKING TANABE
>MUH RPG
rpg is dead familia
>>341501263
Awful combat where every action except run away is a permanently consumable item. No incentive for combat except items and coins to get more items which you won't need unless you wasted them in battle. Game in general has more of a focus on puzzles revolving around these consumable items but they're mostly braindead. Otherwise, level design is annoying and tedious. No real story for those who played the prior PM's for that.
This time it looks like the cards aren't permanently consumable, so that's a pro, but otherwise it doesn't really seem like much of an improvement at all so far.
Any new Extella footage?
>>341501881
>There's a chance
>Cards
BADGES WHERE
EXP WHERE
PARTNERS
COMMANDS
PAPER MARIO WHERE
i want zelda
ree
DIDN'T EVEN WAIT FOR THE RECEPTION BEFORE THE NEXT GAME
T O P
F U C K I N G
K U K
>>341501796
The best games in the series use a MP system to handle abilities you learned through leveling up, getting new equipment, or finding new partners (unique mario enemies with their own personalities usually).
All of that sense of progress is gone in favor of building a deck of stickers/cards
I honestly didn't expect anything with a name like Color Splash. The game was subtitled after its gimmick.
If the team cared about adventure, the game would have been named after a story or adventure relevant element. Like the Thousand Year Door. Or the Seven Stars.
Just think of her now
You can choose which enemies to attack now, not always the first one in the group, which sticker star did.
say something bad about the graphics
HOLYSHIT
WHAT WAS THAT GAME ON PS UNDERGROUND STREAM
IT HAD DEER
AND LOVE
THEY JUST WENT AND CUT TO OTHER STREAM FUGGGGGG
How can anyone defend this? It's just a big fuck you to every PM fan
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>WOULDN'T IT BE FUN TO USE CARDS
NO IT FUCKING WOULDN'T YOU HACK
>INTELLIGENT SYSTEMS MAKES FIRE EMBLEM, STAYS TRUE TO ITS SERIES
>INTELLIGENT SYSTEMS MAKES WARIO WARE, STAYS TRUE TO ITS SERIES
>INTELLIGENT SYSTEMS MAKES PAPER MARIO, ASS RAPES EVERY FAN TO OBLIVION
>>341501965
Paper Mario never had classic RPG gameplay. Arguably Paper Mario's gameplay always sucked.
It just never sucked this hard before. It's a complete pain if it's anything like SS.
>>341502030
Play it by yourself and find it out. Don't listen to TTYD autists, for the love of god.
>>341502017
>Scrambling to justify your purchase on /v/
Hello buyers remorse cuck
Shame these visuals are being wasted on this.
>you drain creatures for paint
that's just evil.
>>341501796
>and then you can only do a basic move or something?
Nope you do jack fucking shit.
Need a sticker for every attack.
>>341502136
Fuck off you people have been the worst part of these threads.
why
Ah, so that's why it's shit. They didn't even stop to listen to what people thought of Sticker Star before they made another one.
>>341502006
>Sticker Star 2: Stickers are Cards Edition
Maybe you should try to fuck off first
>>341501840
Maybe a refill system?
The combast is actuallu interesting, I just hope there are levels
>>341502159
Paper Mario 64 looked better.
>>341502136
FUCK YOU WHORE GIVE ME PAPER MARIO BACK
>>341499523
>new PM isn't open world
What the fuck? Get with the times. No one wants to explore tiny, linear environments in an rpg.
>>341501296
I legit thought you could use cards and build decks where you get dealt a random hand, and that you can recolor cards as often as you like to make the player not to just avoid all battles
but it seems they went with the enemy cards to make the player engage in battles, but it's still stupid
>>341502242
No need, I'm not amazed by the WiiU but I got more than my money's worth out of it. No regrets, now looking forward to NX.
What the fuck even is this? Did they even address a single complaint about Sticker Star at all? This looks like exactly the same game but with a fancier presentation. It still looks like shit with absolutely nothing made better.
>use an enemy card and you get partners
THEY TRIED
>>341502030
no story
game tries to be non-linear but constantly blocks you for trying to do things in a creative order
zero point to fight most battles
>Had to leave to celebrate my brother's birthday during the Mario Party section
What did I miss, bros?
SUCC
>>341502257
>Being gay
I don't get it. They listned to fan complaints about Zelda and Mario party (to an extent). What's the deal here. And don't say Miyamoto. I'm asking about CS not SS.
Fuck /v/ Im going to enjoy this game
>>341502159
I actually feel bad for the art team and engine programmers
work your ass off for this and people will still hate it because of the shitty gameplay
>all new in the Paper Mario series
>FAKE PARTNERS
AHHHHHHH
Holy fuck this is fucking awful.
This makes Sticker Star look like a fucking masterpiece in comparison.
>All Toads
THEY
FUCKING
KNOW
>Summon Shy Guy minion to attack and block attacks.
Oh that's kinda nea-
>Does less damage than a stomp and Mario still gets hit.
FOR FUCKS SAKE
ITS ALL TOADS
>>341502257
>you people have been the worst part of these threads.
No that's you
I just think the erasing/sucking out the color as an indicator of being close to death is kinda rad.
Partner esque enemy cards.
ok
>ALL TOADS
It's aaaaaalllllll toads
>EVERY NPC IS A GENERIC TOAD
>it's all toads
YEAH
WE FUCKING KNOW
>>341502159
It's a little thin.
>Timed attacks
>Pseudo-partner system with enemies
>Can summon enemies as minions with cards dropped exclusively by enemies
So there's actually some basic fucking incentive to battle now I guess.
>what you'll notice is that it's ALL TOADS
Black bro knows.
>First thing you'll notice is that it's ALL toads
>>341502257
What do you do if you use up all cards and have no more?
Is the game over?
>>341502229
>WARIO WARE, STAYS TRUE TO ITS SERIES
Where have you been the past few years, anon?
>All Toads
>Again
These guys really didn't pay any attention to the backlash, did they
>it's all Toads
>>341502229
>fire emblem
>true to its series
2/3rds of fates have shit tier level design and allow grinding
>>341502219
Literally nobody asked for this. How can they be so clueless? It's fucking sad
ALL TOADS
Anyone else like Super Paper Mario? This game looks like shit.
>>341502104
what's wrong with it?
>2 minutes until zelda
>every Toad npc is literally exactly the same
>again
bravo
>all these new toad characters
wow this game is looking great, can't wait to learn more about red toad #24
>All toads
>no cheep cheep npcs
>No koopa npcs
>TOADS
>O
>A
>D
>S
>>341502159
Nothing as creative as the first two so far. Granted it is the first area so maybe they have less generic locales.
>>341502092
No it's not.
These games being made and selling are literally the reason for why Paper Mario in particular hasn't gotten another RPG.
These games are great though.
>THE FIRST THING YOU'LL NOTICE IS THAT IT'S ALL TOADS
>ALL TOADS
>TOADS LOVE OCEANFEST
>FUNGIS
>TOAD AND GO FUCKING SEEK
Well, it's better than Sticker Star
>IT'S ALL TOADS
IT'S ALL TOADS
>IT'S ALL TOADS
IT'S ALL TOADS
>IT'S ALL TOADS
>implying we didn't already get a real Paper Mario
>implying it wasn't a million times better in the gameplay department
>FIND THE TOADS
HOLY SHIT AND THE WORST PART OF PAPER JAM
THE IMPORTANT NPC IN THIS AREA IS A YELLOW TOAD
NO NEED TO PUT MORE EFFORT ON HIS DESING
>>341502228
JUST THINK.
THEY COULD HAVE USED THIS CARD SYSTEM FOR GOOD. THEY COULD HAVE MADE IT KIND OF LIKE MMBN GAMES WITH DECKS AND SHIT. BUT NO.
>>341502464
Run away probably.
I dropped the game so fucking fast, plus they shower you with stickers so I wasn't going to bother to find out
>toad hide and seek
JESUS CHRIST I HAD ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT IN PAPER JAM FUCK YOU
>>341502521
Only thing I didn't like about Super Paper Mario were the super long story parts between chapters.
Do you really not level up at all?
>Hide and go seek
Are you THAT FUCKING INEPT that you have to repeat this shit from Paper Jam too?!
>>341502229
>FE true to its series
>WarioWare true to its series
Are you retarded?
>>341502547
What are you basing that on?
>TOADS
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341502380
They couldn't care less about Paper Mario and haven't since TTYD.
>>341502521
Super paper mario is OK, not as good as the previous 2or Mario RPGbut it's still better than sticker star or this shit
>WAHHH ALL TOADS
Thought you guys hated diversity
>>341502529
But anon, there's a yellow toad now =^)
Press F to pay respects
DON'T LET CUTE GIRLS MAKE VIDEO GAMES
>>341502547
>These games are great though.
Superstar Saga is the only great one.
>Finding Toad
N-No..I already dealt with this shit in PJ.
>>341502547
I agree with you that M&L is great. But PM was fine being the same as it was. Even SPM. Experimentation should be saved for new series.
>>341502229
>last Wario Ware was Game & Wario which did not stay true to the series
>many old fans are disappointed with the direction of Awakening and Fates
IntSys have gone to shit. The AW team are the only ones with a good head on their shoulders, they don't know what to do with AW that wouldn't be horribly out of place so they just aren't going to make one until they figure out what they want to do, and instead used their original ideas on an original IP and came out with something great.
>>341502464
You have to run away.
will there be a compilation of audrey of day2?
>>341502159
Too many 3D environments
2.5D ARE VERY WELCOME
Also
>Paper Mario
>The base is cardboard
Nigga wat?
>toad hide and seek
>the bucket is going to release the color parasites
thing is, this game looks pretty fun to pick up and play for like 30 minutes at a time.
That's not what you want in a console game though
>>341502571
It's a glorified attack. It has no personality or story.
>"AND WE FIND....ANOTHER TOAD"
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
Wait that is a fucking shy gun?
>Red Toads
>Green Toads
>Blue Toads
>Yellow Toads
>>341502653
FE continues to be the worthless bargain bin advance wars after all these years so yes it is still true to its series.
>He doesn't even bother with talking to the Toads
>>341502312
>rpg
There's your mistake.
>Look at Kindra's twitter
>See this
AI FAUNDO WAN
>I FOUND ONE
What did she mean?
>e3 humble bundle
>psychonauts and mountain
>rest is items and "starter" packs for freemium games
garbage
>All of this
KOOPA NPCS
CHEEP CHEEP NPCS
GOOMBA NPCS
FUCKING ANYTHING BUT ALL TOADS
DID YOU RIKE IT?
>>341502653
OH STFU, They are still the same game. Look at what they are doing to Paper mario
ah foun waan
>>341502738
Fates at least pandered hard to old fans with conquest
you just KNOW tanada wants to get BLACKED 2bh
this is seriously bringing me down
God damn this game is beautiful
I never thought I could be this frustrated with a company ever again
It's usual just apathy
The games industry is going to crash.
They knew this.
Prove me wrong.
>>341502505
Only a tiny minority, that is neckbeards on /v/, complained about sticker star. It got mostly positive reviews elsewhere and made money regardless.I played it and had a lot of fun, personally. It was the first and only PM game I played.
>>341502871
she's pretty artistic.
>>341502871
hes cute
those fucking grafix tho
they were so close
So, that kind of confirms why Nintendo is obviously not interested in the game. When they announced it for the first time, it was out of nowhere and they brushed it off until right now.
They started Color Splash RIGHT after Sticker Star, then when the major reception came out that people hated Sticker Star, it was too late.
Nintendo was stuck with Color Splash.
It all makes sense.Keep in mind this game is literally the ONLY WII U EXCLUSIVE DEVELOPED BY NINTENDO COMING OUT FOR THE WII U AFTER SMTXFE
>That cute I found one
Only good thing from this game so far
>>341502919
GIVE HER BACK YOU SONUVABITCH
>You know a thing or two about angry suns, dont'cha?
>>341503005
>he
>>341502457
There were several stickers only dropped by enemies in SS. Ninji's shuriken, Koopa shells, Sombrero Guy's hats.
The issue is they all worked exactly the same. That's another issue with SS, the action commands are all extremely samey.
We were supposed to start Zelda 4 minutes ago...
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>>341503042
>>341503042
>>341503042
>>341503042
what is the point in that?
jesus christ this is so depressing
>Luigi has no dialouge
FACK
FUCK
FECK
FICK
FOCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-cdNgezswM
>>341502871
dang, Wanda's transition is going well
>Luigi is a treasure chest now
>green Mario cosplayer
fuck you fuck you fuck you
>Luigi just flies off into the right.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S MADE OF PAPER EVERYONE
le green mario cosplayer
>Luigi hides from the game and pays you to escape again.
I like it
>disgracing luigi like this
he saved you from those ghost man
>>341503037
>forgetting zelda
>>341502946
between this and Zelda, I guess I get to feel the moodswings of a woman on her period for the first time
GJGE Nintendo
What a lazy fucking game. Fuck this.
>>341502968
http://www.metacritic.com/game/3ds/paper-mario-sticker-star
>75 journy score
>59 user score
>It was the first and only PM game I played.
kys
>>341502583
No one will argue with you.
>>341503064
So.... THIS.... is.. the POWER.... of... 2,016?!
>Luigi is a cameo again rather than an actual character
fuck everything
>>341503193
KEK
>>341502653
FE is the same CRPG pandering to anime fans it's always been
When was the last wario ware?
This is game is only like Sticker Star because they started development on both games at the same time, right? They didn't actually know that no one liked the new battle system until it was too late, right? right?
why does it have to look so fucking good but ram the "lol were paper" jokes to the ground, the card system
and this male mushroomfest, it was so close to being good
i cant go on
>>341503064
Holy kek
>>341502871
She's a photographer.
>>341503239
It's not a Wii U exclusive.
i wanted to watch e3 only for civ vi and i missed it. did they show/announce anything new compared to yesterday? is a yt video up yet?
man this is boring
ZELDA STREAM 2 "HERRO, I'M BACK!" EDITION INCOMING
>>341502737
>Experimentation should be saved for new series.
It is a new series though. Just a new Paper Mario series.
The previous games literally had RPG in their titles and were marketed as RPGs. These games don't have RPG in their titles and aren't marketed as RPGs.
Paper Mario was indeed fine as it was though. But we won't get two Mario RPGs in the same fiscal year/season. That's just ridiculous. So we haven't gotten one.
Chances are they'll still make the next or another future Mario RPG another Paper Mario one though. Especially after Paper Mario Mix.
And especially so since the non-RPG Paper Marios have actually sold decently, keeping the brand alive as opposed to if it hadn't had a single game since ttyd.
>>341503338
THAT FUCKING FIGHT HOLY SHIT
>Not being stylish enough makes them immensely more powerful
THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN A PART OF EVERY BOSS
OF EVERY GAME
EVER
SHUFFLEGATE
>>341503239
Launch title for the NX
>>341502386
fake partners you only get if you battle even though they made standard battles just a waste of time and resources
>>341503406
>same time
No
>right after without paying any attention to criticism
Yes
Who's whinier, Paper Mario fans or Metroid fans?
I thought I knew but after this thread not sure.
>>341502601
I'm convinced there's some guy at Intelligent Systems whose entire job is to think up bad ideas for any game they make, that he knows series fans wouldn't like.
Are there going to be partners in this
>>341502123
...why did he lose half a heart while sliding toward the ledge?
>>341503981
Just contract your legs dude. The blood in your dick will flow to them.
>>341504025
He's probably taking damage from the cold, he doesn't have any protection from it in that clip
>>341504025
Cold damage. If you don't wear warm clothing in cold areas, you take damage gradually. Same with hot areas.
>>341504025
Because it's cold. You can see the little circular gauge on the left of the minimap flashing blue with the pointer being inside of the blue area.
Paper Jam
>Where are our paper versions?
In Color Splash apparently.
>>341503663
>>>Not being stylish enough makes them immensely more powerful
I heard paper jam was ok but the paper elements were pretty much universally bad
>>341502497
But Sacred Stones and any game with Arenas get a free fucking pass right
>>341504242
>>341504283
>>341504457
Oh shit, forgot about that. I'm a moron.
Thank you.
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