Sausage fest edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_p6V5VCkm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNKgwyy2WTI
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
FIRST FOR I WANT TO AUDREY AUDREY'S AUDREYS
audrey
enough with the Pokemon Go already
Pokemon is a good game
My dick is raw from masturbation to audrey.
WHERE ARE THE COW UDDERS WE WERE PROMISED
>>341460953
First for autism
>>341461131
we've been dreaming about WiiFuck for so long now
THERESA WILL NEVER EVER RESPOND TO ME
Kill me now
what am i watching
>It's a Pokemon Go segment
>>341460953
Treehouse waifus
pokemon GO away and show us more zelda haha
>Bill's face at the question
>>341461243
>>341461261
>>341461278
beautiful
>>341461304
SOON
This is just the Pokemon Go presentation, I'm guessing Audrey will be around for zelda-related stuff
NO WAIFUS YET
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
where would you find giratina and arceus
>>341461328
>tallest there
>gets paid to play Pokemon
>acknowledged by Miyamoto but free from his wrath
>married
He has plenty of reason to smile
Next month!
>>341461389
haha nice one anon hahaha
Why are Audreys always the best girls?
this is the treehouse waifu general, gamefags can go elsewere
REMINDER TO HIDE ALL POSTS ABOUT TITS
WE ARE BEING RAIDED BY JEALOUS SHITPOSTERS
NOT HOW ALL THE POSTS ABOUT SONY WINNING COINCIDENTALLY ENDED THE INSTANT THIS STARTED
>>341461452
Arceus is on the Vatican
Is anything not Nintendo happening?
I don't give a fuck about Nintendo but I'm scared I'm missing vidya
>Pokemon Go
This is boring where's the new video games
NICE WAIFUS, FAGGOT!
LITERALLY NOT MAKING A SINGLE APPEARANCE
Color Splash is scheduled even though people hate it more than Fed Farce
Mario Party which was announced not even 24 hours ago is scheduled
POKEMON MOBILESHIT IS SCHEDULED
but not Federation Force
What went W R O N G ?
When did they say pokemon go was coming out?
POKEMON GO RELEASE IN JULY
>red and blue
>no gardevoir
>no lopuny
>no froslas
>no meloetta
>no gothitelle
>no goodra
disgusting
Baldie translator has looked so damn uncomfortable every time he talks since yesterday. You can almost smell the spaghetti in his pockets.
>>341461496
Next month waht. Why everyone went full apeshit
>JWittz and all the Pokemon devs don't have rainbow ribbons
What does it mean?
>>341461513
>Tfw all the Audreys I know IRL are normal.
>>341461528
>Gym battle against the pope
>>341461604
July
>>341461604
Next month
I WANT ZELDA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341461585
Honestly I'm glad, LITERALLY nobody wants this fucking game.
>>341461604
tomorrow
>>341460953
This is boring and sucks, so I'm gonna go out and get lunch. Be sure to take screenshots if Mega Milk Mommy shows up!
>$34.99
BLUNDER OF THE MILLENIA
>>341461515
This is also the comfy thread, so don't spam in caps lock like a bitch - don't make me slap a nigga
>>341461585
Literally everything.
>Sexual predator use Pkemon Go to locate the rarest Pokemons
>Go undercover, waiting to prey on all the kids wanting to get it
>Gotta Catch them all
>Only manage to catch a big fat sweating nerd.
Reposting from the last thread
>>341460456
There are factions you can pick, red, blue and yellow.
There are "gyms" in the world that people can plant Pokemon at. You can claim an unclaimed one, or if someone in your color faction is there you can add a Pokemon to help defend it.
If someone from another team has claimed a gym, you pit your Pokemon against it to eliminate them and claim the gym.
Once you place a Pokemon on a gym, it's "locked" there until someone else knocks out, then you have to revive it.
>all these new audreyfags when I've been lusting after her for years
I welcome you into the fold, my brethren
>$34.99
HAHAHHA
$34.99
wut
>>341461724
I know it's been mentioned before but seriously, what the fuck are the gloves for
Also she looks like Sarah Silverman.
>34.99 for a mobile game
>$35 for that shit
JUST
>>341461669
but his translating game is really strong.
He's translating faster than the speed of light
>Pokemon Go Plus is $34.99
>*smacks lips profusely*
Anyone know what the hell dogs mean by this?Are they telling me to hol up?
>34.99
did he just spell 3.499 wrong or what the fuck
>>341461406
Please tell me someone screencapped it
>>341461379
Sam has the best overall body+face+smile+personality
Her nose is the only negative
Audrey has best boobs, but her face is negative
Theresa has best face, but that's it
Kindra has a good body but her face is long
Chiko is worse long term because asian genetics.
Sam is best Treehouse Waifu
I can't wait until we actually see what Zelda looks like in this game.
She was the only good thing about SS and they have a smilar art style, if BotW Zelda is like SS Zelda I will declare this the greatest game ever made.
Wait, it's not f2p?
>>341461389
hahaha jesus christ what a madman
haha good one
>$35
there's no way they didn't just miss a decimal point right?
>want to catch Dratini
>be in central Europe
>look up locations
>nearest area where I have even a chance of finding a Dratini is on faroe islands north of Scotland
What the fuck
>>341461716
this is the first Wii U game that has impressed me gameplay-wise
why can't we get more stuff like this
The 35 bucks is for the flashing pokemon thing right?
What's tits mcgee doing?
>>341460953
HOLY SHIT THE POKEMON GO LOGO HAS THE EDGE OF THE SKY
SUN AND MOON
I GEDDIT
>35$ for a pokewalker
I know phone users are literal cattle but come on
35 dollars
I was under the assumption it was free to play.
what the fuck, 35 dollars for a mobile game with microtransactions? what are they thinking?
$35 for a phone app
Is this nigga serious?
>>341461585
You know what game didn't made a single appearance, last year?
>>341461724
why is she so seductive?
>>341461814
hiding her self harm scars
>$34.99
>>341461860
The app is.
The plastic device is 35 bucks.
>I CANT WAIT TO PLAY SKYRIM AGAIN
Go home and play it faggot.
>making classics great again
Skyrim isn't a fucking classic.
>>341461883
Because they are a shitty company who have no fucking idea what they are doing. Bowel cancer needs to take out their leader again, start fresh.
>35 dollars
is gamefreak literally fucking retarded
>>341461716
>you can do anything!
>and none of it is fun!
>>341461724
Pick me up some beef jerky bro.
is 35$ just for the dongle or for the entire game?
>>341461882
It's like you're really in the Pokemon world!
Better find a boat.
I really really wish it was a pokewalker. Im so dissapointed
>>341461951
By making things even more obvious?
>>341461819
>>341461860
>>341461926
>>341461929
the game is free, the pokewalker shit is 35$
>>341461814
The gloves are a magic item that when you put them on her they cause her hands to do anything you command and she stares helplessly at her own arms the whole time trying to figure out if she's scared or turned on
35 ding dang dongaroos I am farting my shitter inside out that is hilarious
>$35
WHAT THE FUCK, I THOUGHT IT WOULD COST $10
>>341461926
the game is free, it's the price for the "plus" device that apparently make the game better all at once.
>>341461515
Fag spotted
>>341461859
inb4 she is dead and speaks as hylia
>>341461936
Fed Force is slated for late 2016. It won't show up at next year's E3
>>341461724
That's one small bra she's wearing.
Her tits look like they're about to bust up
>>341461926
>>341461929
35 dollars for the clip on pokewalker apparently
>>341461779
He meant yen. The retards didn't say the converted price would be $3.49.
>pokemon candy
>>341461758
>>341461717
>complaining about a game you know nothing about.
>>341462031
Just the dongle
>>341461960
>>341462020
>>341462031
the device you retards
the game is free
>that price
>for mobile game
Who is the audience this stuff? It should be free and lure people to the real Pokemon games.
https://twitter.com/kevinlalikog
ARE YOU HERE KEV. NOTICE ME SENPAI. I WANT TO STROKE YOUR HAIR.
>>341461851
This tbf
>>341462020
You mean pokemon company.
GF have nothing to do with this....At least this time.
>all these retards
It's 35 for the bracelet thing, not the appwhich is fucking expensive but still
>>341461942
it's the lipstick and arm socks
she went full slut this year
$35
$35
$35
>>341460953
B I G G E R
>>341462021
>it's n-not gonna be good! i swear to god!
Shut up and buy a wii u falsefagger
>>341461882
use surf nigga
>>341462180
This is the most autistic thing I've seen in my entire life.
>>341462119
stop shitposting now we aren't going to repeat that's the plactic device forever, retard.
This is tragic.
>>341462180
lmfaooo
>>341462110
I never said that was the price of the game
>>341462065
Not really even "late" 2016, it's releasing in August. Not showing it at a huge trade show 2 months before its release is definitely not a good sign for it.
STOP WITH THE QUESTIONS
LET THIS END
>>341462073
But 35 yen is $.35
>Literally robbing iOSfags
Vindictive much?
neckbeards pay $35 for a badge of virginity
BTW guys there's a fire rod someone found in the demo
webm here >>341461626
>want to catch Cacturne
>can only be found in Mexico at night time
wish me luck
>>341461851
Sam is utterly inferior to Audrey in every single way. If you took Sam's makeup off her face would look like a pizza/rhinoceros.
GIVE ME ZELDA NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341461882
Not my fault you live in Hoenn, get Surf.
>>341461882
I can't wait for nintendo trying to defend backlash when a 9-year old kid freezes to death after travelling to Siberia to catch a pokemon
>>341462263
found the feminist
>>341462263
Someone drew this.
>>341462273
My bad. I was on/off following the stream while doing other stuff.
>>341461585
Color Splash didn't have an official trailer released
Nintendo isn't aware of the negative reaction
>>341462126
S-Stop
>>341462180
anon what the fuck are you doing lad
So did they shitcan Federation Force, for real?
>still talking about Go
>>341461626
>>341462373
>use firerod once
>burn down western canada
>>341462351
Shit, you're right. That must be the actual price. No sane person would pay $35 for a piece of flashing plastic you could get at a gatcha.
So is this just going to be one big circle jerk? Or are they gonna show some games?
>>341462180
A U T I S M
Nintendo treehouse yesterday: 10/10
Nintendo treehouse today so far: -13423/10
https://twitter.com/kevinlalikog
KEV REPLY TO ME IF YOU'RE HERE I LOVE. I JUST FOLLOWED YOU. HOPE YOU HAVE MORE PICS.
>>341462467
Jesus christ
>>341462467
holy shit
kek'd irl
>>341462394
>Audrey complains about back pain from boobs
>Having to deal with that voice+personality 24/7
>That smile
Audrey is just a semen demon, and just that. She's not good for the long term in comparison to Sam.
How was your e3 chat experience?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC8zJRB-DS4
>>341462373
I don't want to wait a year to play this.
>>341461992
>DEDICATED
>JUMP
>BUTTON
Give up, other devs aren't even trying
1% possibility that the new Ip is from Monolith Soft
>>341462525
Another delay at best
>>341462452
Reina is a feminist
>>341462452
>doesn't like breast inflation
>"must be a feminist!"
No, anon. I'm not a feminist. But I apologize for not having severe debilitating autism to be aroused by such a cancerous fetish as inflation.
>>341462627
I don't know bout you, but I'm excited for some rhythm heaven
When is Pokken Tournament on stream?
>>341462662
shut the fuck up and get out of this thread you literal autist
>>341461882
>"There have been a lot of jokes and memes all over the internet about people drowning in the Atlantic ocean while trying to catch Lugia and yes they are half correct."
They are taking it very seriously.
>>341462467
FUCKING DELETE THIS
>>341462467
HAHAHAHA
>We have bigger plans for bigger events
OOOOHHHHHH SNAP
>>341462662
You a twitter fag bro? Post moar of her pics for us if you find any. I don't have any social media account.
35$ is for Go plus (the pokeball).
The game is free
>>341462627
Are you forgetting how much people were bitching during the Sun/Moon segment yesterday?
This is about the same so far.
>>341462781
Reina isyuribait and I hate her because she lusts for sensei's dick
>We have to make sure Randy Macho Man Savage likes his uh likeness used
I hate this guy so much.He's dead
>>341461716
SO HERE I AM
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
HOLDING TO WHAT I AM
PRETENDING I'M A SUPERMAN
>>341462756
looks cool
>>341462802
My sides, who made this?
This is clearly a joke
>>341462627
>Treehouse yesterday
>Nintendo won E3 with LITERALLY ONE GAME
>>341462832
>>341462662
The girl from the pic is Julia Holter
>>341462525
Don't count on it crybaby.
Just don't buy it.
>>341462794
I have read so many doujins at this point that I know what going happen later.
>>341462794
NOOOOOOOOOO
>>341462662
Back the fuck off. She's mine. All mine.
>>341462756
Holy fuck pls I love monolith
>>341461837
I wonder how long he's studied for. People like this are awe inspiring for Japanese learners such as myself.
>>341462794
He looks like the fat guy from those time stop Touhou doujins lmao
>>341462756
I've been out of the loop. Is this concept art from Monolith Soft? It looks beautiful. I love the colors and ambiguity. I'm a sucker for shit like this.
>>341462802
You can't actually legally get on that island unless you're working there and have express written permission from the governance of the Island. It's also basically a UK military base, where one of the GPS stations are.
If this isn't a joke, it's dumb as literal fuck.
>>341462802
is this real?
THANK YOU BASED BILL FOR ENDING THIS SHITSHOW
>>341462945
Wasn't planning on it.
>fuck pokemon/mobileshit the viewers want something else
BASED BILL
BASED BILL
BASED BILL
>>341462794
>Japanese Scarflard
>>341462794
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
ARGGGH IS THIS EVER GONNA END
POKEMON GO TO HELL
>>341462970
double pleasure in bed.
>>341463042
Yeah it looks like something Vanillaware would do.
PLEASE LOOK FORWARD TO IT
>>341462802
>Tristan Da Curna
>literally the most isolated island on earth
fuck
topkek, was Miyamoto not supposed to tell the release date
>>341463040
Holy shit, you're right
I WANT POLE'S POLE!
I want toPLAYthis game
give me it now REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>reminder that this was free and did more
>>341463042
It was for a monolithsoft 3DS rpg that was stealth announced fucking forever ago in Japan and then had no further info.
It's presumed they just canceled it but you never know with Nintendo.
>>341463030
Yeah I suspect that this guy is hafu or something. He looks very young for this level of japanese
What have Nintendo showed today besides Pokemon GO?
>>341463116
>implying
That's Japanese Dan "The Man with the Cunny Plan" Schneider
GET READY FOR METROID NX FOLKS
>>341462926
>>341463069
It's from pokemongoglobal.com, maybe it's not an official site.
>>341463265
Thats it so far.
>>341462905
FUCK YOU
The song is stuck in my head now
>>341463112
>mfw Bill is clearly a /v/tard in a suit
>mfw he's been drinking our tears for the past 5 years
>>341463285
That would require an NX announcement
>>341462794
JUSTin!
>>341463232
>free
HGSS was like 50 bucks on launch, dude.
>>341462740
>trump poster
It writes itself.
>>341463193
>yfw you can only catch Groudon near an active volcano
>>341463232
You had to buy a full priced game to get it, though.
>>341463307
>PokemonGOGlobal.com is a fansite. We are not official in any shape or form, nor affiliated, sponsored, or otherwise endorsed by Nintendo, Creatures, GAMEFREAK, or TPCi.
>>341463271
Dan "MK Ultra that Vulva" Schneider
Yakuza man spotted
>>341463249
Pokemon GO's trailer is really old too, I could've sworn it had already released.
It's a fucking browser game, how many years can it take to slap some worthless jpgs on the camera?
>>341461859
The question to be asked though, will she cute, regal, or both?
>>341463112
Bill is a cool dude. According to Aonuma, he gave the idea of featuring the wind prominently in Zelda BotW.
Bill for NoA president when?
>psyduck is my favorite pokemon
fake and gay
>3 more minutes of mobileshit
KILL ME ALREADY
>>341463349
They said yesterday that the new Zelda will be a NX title too.
inb4 pokemans on the moon
>Psyduck
True patrician detected
>you will never play together and have fun with Audrey
>>341463187
Post yfw Miyamoto gets fired for this
>>341463040
>time stop Touhou
Who what? Source me up, I can only think of Stopman!
>>341463410
>tfw completing the pokedex will be the most productive thing you'll ever do in your life.
>>341463453
I hope everyone there understands
>>341463418
>Pay full game price
>Get a game with it
Seems like a good deal to me.
>>341463453
oh shit
BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>341461406
What question? I just got here.
>>341463232
I'm still worried about restarting my HG. Don't want to lose those special areas for the pokewalker.
>>341461724
I WANT AUDREY I WANT AUDREY I WANT AUDREY
literally nobody cares about pokemon go
>>341463515
I heard that, but they still haven't shown off the console or its new gimmick
>>341463469
Please god let it be both.
>Psyduck
based
>Bill's favorite Pokémon is Psyduck
Really fitting for some reason
>>341463453
"Too many filthy Gaijins around here desu"
>>341463453
>Yare yare Nintendo is doing mobileshit now
>>341463453
Is he scoping out Sony's booth?
>one last question?
one last question?
>one last question?
END THIS SHIT NOW
>>341463112
someone find one picture of bill that isn't him being smug as fuck
>>341463523
How to get Deoxys:
1. Become an astronaut
>still no pokemon vr where I can be a pokephile
Why, nintendo?
Are you going be watching Sega's conference in 10 minutes? Remember, Sega does what Nintendon't!
So what does that 35 bucks piece of plastic do?
>>341463410
>Ash cloud
>Entire city preserved
>1 person had the app active at the time
>Literally the most rare Pokemon of all time
>>341463453
he doesn't look happy
>>341463593
i liked pre-op audrey more
>finally moving on
>>341463593
>tfw can't tell whether these .webm's are legit or enhanced boobage anymore
Her boobs just get bigger and bigger
>>341463650
He wants Nintendo to do mobileshit because it promotes IP
i want audrey to be my mummy and tuck me into bed then stroke my cock with those gloves on
>>341462467
>DOUBLE
>PLEASURE
>>341463593
That face at the beginning. Every time my dick turns diamond
>>341463410
>I live two hours away from an active Volcano
road trip time
NEW IP NEXT
NEW IP
NEW IP
E
W
I
P
Finally Pokemon GO is over
Is Pokemon go finally over?
NEW IP ALERT
Brand new 3DS IP, I wonder what it is.
thank fuck
it's over
>>341463751
this
>>341463767
don't die anon
NEW IP NEXT
Over.
It's finally over.
>guest developer
3rd party dev with 1st party published confirmed!
What could it be?
>I THOUGHT ONLY ZELDA WAS GOING TO BE SHOWN
At first I thought it was stupid but they're actually NOT doing that, and I'm mad
>>341461992
I can't wait to watch Nintendo beat western devs at their own game all over again. It's delicious, familam.
THE MOBILESHIT IS OVER.
NEW IP!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!
>Tfw no Miss Mega Milk
WILD NINTENDOCAPRISUN SPOTTED
>>341463719
The enhancements are really obvious
>>341463621
I know most people on /v/ won't believe this, but it's not going to have a new "gimmick" in the sense everyone expects. The "gimmick" is going to be the way it's going to unify the mobile and console division and combine them seamlessly with smartphone/tablet technology. Anyone who can read between the lines of what they've been saying since literally 2014 can see this.
Screencap this post if you think you'll be able to make me eat it someday.
when did this stream start,
what games did i miss aside from Pokemon Go?
WARNING: NEW IP INCOMING
no more audrey ever suck it fucktards
>New Nintendo IP
wtf
>New IP
>action and rpg
>Guest developer
I wonder who could it be?
>audrey is your mom and she strokes you off every night
>if you've been a good boy all week she'll take off the glove to jerk you off
GAMES
GAAAAAAAMES
>>341463703
It alerts you when there's a pokemon nearby to catch so you don't have to look at your phone.
>>341463709
He never does.
>tfw the new ip game is mega milk girl
MARIO RPG
BY SQUARENIX
>>341462467
i would actually like the source to the comic of this, i cant seem to find it, would fap to as well
>>341463868
>>>/youtube/
>>341463906
Just that
Wasn't the new IP confirmed level-5 shovelware yesteday?
HEEEEERE COMES KAMIYAAA
>>341463932
Just like in my american pov videos!
>>341463990
MARIO RPG 2
Lighting and Rosalina in the same game
New Nioh trailer on Sony stream.
>>341463868
I saw him too
>>341463867
She will come back to us at some point. She has to, right?
Right, guys?
>>341463846
FINALLY
>>341463828
Could be Snack World by Level 5.
>>341463927
>Action
>Platinum
>Kamiya
If that happened, /v/ would probably shit itself.
>>341463906
only thing you missed was GO
action rpg fromsoft
3DSOULS
>>341463927
CAMELOT
After the disaster that was Dark Dawn comes a new JRPG
>New IP
>people instantly assume it's 1st party
>when it's just a handheld title
when will they learn?
>>341463990
Fuck you for even suggesting that.
>mfw Theresa and I will walk around the countryside catching Pokémon together on our phones
>>341463751
that's not enough
I want Audrey to be my mummy, lay me down in bed, take off my shirt and say "you're my Link" as she strokes my cock with her professional handjob gloves, while nursing me by making me suck her swollen tits as she uses that lusty voice of hers to talk me through this whole experience
>>341464026
That lv-5 shovelware was shown last year if I'm not mistaken
sega stream starts in 7 minutes at https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=hdwG9_q1cuY&feature=live-chat-promo
ITS MONOLITH SOFT'S NEW RPG IP WE'VE HEARD NOTHING ABOUT SINCE ANNOUNCEMENT
anyone got anymore cool zelda:botw webs?
>>341463906
go plus $35 and release next month
>>341464026
A level 5 game would be weird to call a "new IP" because then it would just be a localization which they would announce as such.
Please, more Audrey.
>>341464130
>people instantly assume it's 1st party
who?
>>341464092
He is working on Scalebound
>>341464065
Only in our dreams anon.... only in our dreams
>>341463832
Honestly, something like this in the BotW art style would be fucking perfect.
>>341464039
It looks so forced though.
>>341464092
It's on 3DS as well, so maybe it's time for that Jeanne game he once talked about
>>341464107
You mean Dark Souls 3D
Because every 3DS port is the 3rd installation.
Any other cool streams right now?
>we can announce when pokemon GO+ is coming out but not pokemon GO
I mean they pretty much said next month it will be released, might as well have given a date.
>>341464292
I'm going to stream my dick in 5 minutes
>>341464039
The face of Karoshi
>>341464182
Fucking love the little "grab, oh wait shit I don't have anything equipped" animation he does at the start there.
>>341464182
BILL
>>341463932
>take off the glove
>not wanting it to be on
>not wanting the good boy reward to be sucking on her fat nips
ResidentSleeper
ResidentSleeper
ResidentSleeper
ResidentSleeper
ResidentSleeper
ResidentSleeper
>>341464236
Literally eyefucking BIll.
>>341464179
Neat
Anything to be interested in?
>>341462449
>mfw pokemon go brings even more syrian refugees into britain
>>341464039
That's a smile of pain, anon.
Watch the new IP be something about an ancient evil awakening...
Thank fuck that Pokemon Go shit is over.
I want to hear about this new RPG IP they have in store before I leave to completely ignore the Monster Hunter shit.
>>341464039
Nice photoshop
>all these people who don't understand what new IP means
I guess /v/ was full of Nintendo employees after all.
>>341464182
here you go
>>341463832
Most underrated Zelda. Cute as fuck
>>341464390
it's sega, so it'll probably be nothing but disappointment.
it could also be amazing.
>>341464179
Just when Nintendo is actually about to show its new IP.
Such a shame.
>>341464434
have a higher quality webm
>>341464473
Will it be weebshit? Or actual games.
>>341464292
sega stream starts in 5 minutes
with "news for sonic fans"
so that will be... something
>>341464424
>>341463453
Holy shit, he looks ready to kill. Andrew House better be hiding
>>341464434
one more
>>341464456
Sadly doesn't hold a candle to Hilda.
>>341464182
I've got lots but my connection is too slow for this thread, it will 404 before I upload 3 webms
>>341464456
Most underrated Zelda is 4 Swords
>>341464389
>Implying you wouldn't eye fuck Bill
>>341464434
>>341464525
>tfw that only happened because Chiko panicked
>>341464390
Yakuza 0 and .... ?
>no audrey yet
killing self
>>341463453
>what do you mean Kit spoiled the fact that Link was asleep for 100 years?
>>341464376
kill yourself you underage autistic twitch user
i bet you donate money to lets players on twitch and desperately hope your friends dont find out
>Internet is so shit that I can barely watch the stream in 480p
>Sega stream start soon
God dammit
WHERE'S AUDREY YOU FUCKING NINTENDO HACKS?!?
HOW CAN YOU BLUE BALL US AFTER REVEALING THE TITTY GODDESS.
SHOW HER TO ME NOW OR I WILL NEVER EVER BUY YOUR GAMES.
>want to catch groudon
>fall into vulcan
>>341464473
Sega is over. Long over.
Shenmue 3 might turn out good, but I can't imagine what else they could possibly show that would actually be interesting.
>>341464559
>his face after executing the guy about to leak the Zelda demo
>>341464629
>Bill confirmed for DILF yesterday
>>341464525
Thanks family!
>>341464685
Something like this was fairly obvious.
>>341464160
then she takes off your clothes and locks you inside the walk-in freezer
>>341464285
>Jeanne spinoff 3ds game
Would literally buy copies to give away and then pirate/10
>>341464759
>Mr Leaker
>We heard that you didn't understand
>>341464721
>want to catch Kyogre
>drown in the pacific
>>341464794
can someone post a webm of the colossus boss
>>341464759
How do you think he did it?
I imagine decapitation with a katana like O-Ren
>>341464853
guys what if
they mocapped audrey to be zelda in the new game
what if guys
I kind of miss the music they were playing.
>>341464759
Did someone actually try that or was it some retard pretending?
So, where would I catch metagross?
Inside a steel factory?
>>341464708
What Sega stream
>>341464689
Someone is mad lmao.
>>341464965
I would cum so much the city would issue flood warnings.
Has anyone continued the main story in the demo yet?
>>341464909
>want to catch Rayquaza.
>Forgot parachute.
So what are the odds that this is a completely new game like Monolith soft New IP instead of something like Monster Hunter Stories?
I'd be happy with both, desu.
Where do I catch Jirachi?
>>341464909
>Want to catch Jirachi
>Have to achieve my dreams
>>341464853
Thats reminds me.
They scanned TP manga yet?
>>341464916
Here you go.
FRIENDS, BRETHREN... FAMILY. DON'T YOU WORRY. MEGA MILK WILL SHOW UP. COUNT ON IT. THEY'RE JUST SAVING HER FOR LAST. TRUST ME ON THIS THIS.
>>341465004
Someone actually tried it. All people on the showfloor had to stay there for some time to make sure that nobody escapes
>When I had things to do they were doing pokemon GO
>Now that I finished there is nothing
>tfw parents will sue Nintendo for making their kids run around Compton at night while listening to pokemon music trying to find scrafty's
>>341464909
>want to catch Giratina
>die while overdosing on LSD
>>341464965
>no Audrey amiibo to hotglue
feels bad
>>341465019
i should be able to find one near Sheffield
>>341464909
>Want to catch Deoxys
>Only lucky fucks on the International Space Station can get it
IT'S NOT FAIR.
>>341464182
>Hi, I'm Link and welcome to Jackass
>>341465107
Fuck.
FUCK.
I want to be her Link so much.
I want to absolutely annihilate every hole of hers and abuse her boobs with my mouth
>>341464909
So..Dialga and Palkia near a black hole?
>>341464605
I've always wondered. Was the Intro to Minish Cap meant to be a direct reference to Chrono Trigger?
>>341465135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVNcmGjNW6c
Fuxking WHEN will they show it?
>>341465089
>not jumping without it and then flying away on your newly caught Rayquaza
Fucking casuals.
>>341465169
>overdosing on LSD
>>341465335Giratina in the Black Hole
>>341465120
>catching Ho-oh
>must attain happiness first
Can I find gold gauntlets and upwards swing a bokoblin into the stratosphere with a megaton hammer?
>not a single mention of Iwata
>>341465335
Arceus in heaven, you have to kill yourself
>>341465120
>want to catch Darkrai
>Have to out myself into a coma and then fight him
>Melee fags in charge of being obnoxious faggots in Twitch chat
>>341464909
>want to catch mew
>get ran over by a truck
>>341464909
>gotta go to Rio de Janeiro for mew
>>341464434
is this new pro skater game?
The E3 version feels more like a playground for checking out the game mechanics and the scale of the world. I hope they make a few tweaks to the UI, especially weapon switching and eating.
>SEGA AND NINTENDO STREAMS AT SAME TIME
OMG
QT GIRLS
QT
QT ALARM
THERESA AND A GUY WITH WHITE HAIR
WE'RE BACK!
>NO AUDREY
THERESA
qt's be back!
>>341464182
>Bill literally laughing his ass off
NO MORE SAUSAGE
HALLELUJAH
CHESTLETS
Grannyfu
QT ALERT
WAIFUS
>>341464909
>Want to catch Dialga, Palkia and Giratina
>Have to create a dimensional rift that will tear apart the fabric of time and space causing all 3 pokemon to become angered with me as well as possibly destroying the universe
THERESA HNNNNGG
KINDRA
>>341465442
W-wew lad, gotta leave that one for last.
new IP tho
CUTE
Kindra a cute.
OH SHIT GIRL LOOKING CUTE AS FUCK
OH QT SPOTTED
>Kindra
FUCK
Dawww Kindra is cute
THERESA
H
E
R
E
S
A
YOU SAID MEGA MILK WOULD BE HERE. INSTEAD WE GET HER MEDIOCRE SIDEKICKS. YOU FUCKERS LIED TO ME. WHY???
The fish girl needs porn already.
>Grezzo
Well shit, those niggas getting work after Zelda?
Kek
Literally shit for babies
FUCK ME, THERESA IS ADORABLE.
Zootopia: The RPG
You just KNOW
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
Isuna a cute
THE NEW ERA OF ANIMAL CROSSING
It looks... cute?
Comfy desert
>The cutest girls for the new game
what is this fag ass shit
waifufags are pathetic scum
>animal crossing
>new ip
>grezzo
the triforce heroes guys eh?
This actually looks pretty good
>>341465658
There are still over 4 hours of stream. She is bound to appear
Legend of Legacy sucked, and that was made by Grezzo
>>341465658
what are you saying about Theresa m8, choose your words very fucking carefully because I want to protect her smile
Literal desert harem game!
Looks like Tri Force Heroes expanded
>Teresa's ponytail
She took a shower last night, I just know it, and she was naked in that shower last night, FUCKING naked.
Looks like shit. At least we have qts.
Damn that's some fag ass shit
That looks like a game.
KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Looks neat.
That was pretty whatever.
kek
shit game
>>341465040
https://www.youtube.com/embed/hdwG9_q1cuY
>Sandniggers
>>341465753
They made OoT3D and MM3D
looks like desert animal crossing with actual gameplay elements
>Theresa looks qt as fuck
>Ever Oasis also looks qt
I liked it, animal crossing/zelda/monster hunter
>3DS gets more shovelware
Wow, what a surprise!
QT WAIFUS
>QT WAIFUS
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Looks interesting.
I like deserts in games.
>Literal babby's 1st RPG
At least the girls showing it are CUTE AS FUCK
could be ok
Seems OK. It'll come down to gamepaly though, a trailer doesn't tell me much.
>Chibi Dune Messiah
Well that looked kind of underwhelming.
no audrey
yeah im out
THERESA IS PERFECTION
GIRL NEXT DOOR TYPE
>>341465586
When will they learn?
CUTE
>>341464024
thanks anon
THAT CUTE LIZARD GIRL ON THE COVER ART
MORE
Holy shit Theresa is top QT today
Look at her
She went all out making herself cute in the mirror this morning, she wants some boys to cum for her too, not just Audrey
Grezzo finally makes a game
Its like I am playing Seiken Dentetsu chibikko editon?
Well, that was a game
>tfw kendra is wearing a more revealing outfit than audrey
just gonna kill myself brb
>Mana spiritual successor
Fuck yes
I am somehow even more disappointed by this than I would have been if they had announced nothing at all.
>weebshit
Nothing to see here.
Kindra is such a terrible speaker
>Ever Oasis
Oh hey, this looks cute/fun
>Final image
>That lizard girl
PORN WHEN.
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>>341465878
>>341465878
>>341465878
>>341465878
meh
desert setting is cool
>worked on all the Mana series
Even the really shitty ones?
>>341465823
L-lewd
Grezzo director looks mob boss as fuck
I didn't think Theresa was anything special next to Audrey yesterday but she is fucking cute as hell today.
where did Beat Takeshi come from?
more chibishit
>That rap sheet
Woah. He's been around the block.
>>341465823
l-lood
>>341465906
>using an oversized military jacket to hide your chestlet shame
>Ishi
Oh shit. God flips a coin every time Ishi makes a game.
>Ever Oasis
>Made by the guy who directed Secret of Mana and Final Fantasy XI
This looks really cool.
>military shirt
Theresa takes the top spot for best Treehouse qt for this.
God-tier Theresa
Here we go time for autistic weebs to get excited for ugly 3D cunt.
i want my kids to play this game
>Theresa is LITERALLY wearing my favorite color
This is getting tough fellas
Video games have gotten worse.
The people who report about them have gotten more attractive.
>>341466040
What's with Nintendo and Yakuza-looking guys?
>>341465808
He's right though. Every woman is mediocre when compared to MEGA MILK (.)(.)
>>341466246
my wife's kids*
>can play as male or female
QT BROWN GIRL PROTAGONIST CONFIRMED. GOTY BOYS.
>>341466147
>he doesn't like girls in big shirts