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Hylian Heat edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_p6V5VCkm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNKgwyy2WTI
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
waifus
FIRST FOR ONDINE AND LIZARD GIRL
>NO AUDREY
>>341465878
EVER OASIS
V
E
R
O
A
S
I
S
>>341466052
fpbp
Pick one
WE SAND NOW
Why the long face?
Paul Atreides: the game
Kindra is CUTE
>the designated shitting street of Nintendo
>>341466052
yes
>made by Legend of Mana creator
Cool.
I think Ever Oasis looks neat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grezzo
>its a mana reboot
yay!
>>341466109
Right, all day every day
Wait, so what studio is making this game?
Looks cute.
>>341465878
>Hylian Heat edition
good one anon I remember that too
The power of friendship!
>tfw I missed the lizard girl
>>341466109
The one in the right is literally girlfriend
New game/ip looks alright, willpirateit when I can. The fish girl needs porn.
>>341465878
>guy who designed moogles and chocobos
Okay, they have my attention now.
For those who don't know, Grezzo developed:
>OoT 3D
>MM 3D
>Triforce Heroes
is this gonna be better or worse than Codename: Steam?
IS HE A YAKUZA
>Ever Oasis
Oh hey, this looks cute/fun
>Final image
>That lizard girl
PORN WHEN
Jesus
Is that really the standard that Nintendo fans have come to expect
This game looks bad and terrible. MHX when
THERESA A CUTE! CUTE!
>>341466109
Right
>all that shit he's done for Square
Woah. That guy has quite a pedigree.
>>341466143
>>341466169
I NEED this game to be good.
I would fuck the shit out of Theresa today
She's super qt right now
I bet her ass tastes great
>>341466109
Theresa is the cutest.
>>341466192
Grezzo
>>341466109
right is the only right answer
>>341466129
Sums up the 3DS pretty well.
Reminder that Teresa wore no clothing in the shower last night
>>341466109
I pick cowtits
>Pixiv already has porn of lizard girl
Japan, how in the hell you do that so quick?
>not wanting to build your own comfy little desert town like the place in Paper Mario chap. 2
Plebians.
>>341466192
Grezzo
So Animal Crossing + Rune Factory + something else?
Here we go time for autistic weebs to get excited for ugly 3D cunts.
This game is a solid "Whatever"
Someone got a screenshot of the Ever Osasis last image?
>>341466109
audrey
Is Ishii apart of the yakuza now?
>mfw it looks fun
>>341466109
Easily right. I will take her and Audrey together please thanks.
>>341466234
It already looks better from that single trailer.
I absolutely hated the style steam had.
THERESA LEGS CROSSED
Anyone showing any real games today? As in, not this shit.
here we go.....
He doesn't look like the type to make such a cute game
>>341466109
>Theresa wearing LITERALLY my favorite color
Send help
>>341466338
>right tit bigger than left
>>341466192
Grezzo, they made OoT3D and MM3D.
>>341466109
BEST GIRL
Look at Theresa's shoes
She's clearly a womanlet
>sound is only on my right ear
help
So Grezzo made the OOT and Majora's Mask remakes, as well as the newest Zelda 3DS games.
>This is the male version of the character
Holy shit this audio
>That is the male
Looks like a slightly less shit FF Explorers
also
>this audio balance
FIX. IT.
>we're playing as male
wew
>>341466450
>Pokemon GO
>Ever Oasis
>#FE
>Dragon Quest VII
>Monster Hunter Generations
>Color Splash
>Yokai Watch 2
>Rhythm Heaven Megamix
>New Mario Party for 3DS
>BoxBoy! 2
>We want the refugee audience
This is going to be a success in Europe
The guy in charge of the audio in Treehouse need to be fucking fired.
>I'm going off stage
Okay bye lady.
What the fuck is going on, lel
FAT BIRDS
FUCK YEAH
Fire the sound guy
FIX IT
NOOT NOOT
NOOT
>ALREADY SHOWING LIVE GAMEPLAY OF NEW IP
HOW CAN ANYONE EVEN COMPETE WITH NINTENDO? THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Is there even anything significant happening today?
All the conferences are over.
>>341466109
MISS MEGA MILK
what the fuck is going on with the sound
getting sick of that art style tbhonest
>Penguin/Owl hybrids
Noot noot!
>>341466450
Yeah, Paper Mario Color Splash :^^^^)
>>341466231
>port of a shit game
>port of a shittier game
>subpar game that failed to replicate the FSA feel
Nah, this game will bomb
What the fuck is happening
This game is literally for babies
NOOT NOOT MOTHERFUCKER
>>341466341
Link?
based waifus
>protagonist can be male or female
WE CAN BE A QT BROWN GIRL BOYS.
Is Kingdra-san an actual tran? Or is she getting bullied by /v/-kun for being fujoshi?
reminder of this intense shit that came out of nowhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJX-s41D3Dc
I'm a little excited for this new game
NOOT
>>341466558
>real game
>#FE
>>341466475
He looks like he's straight from Final Fantasy XV.
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH NINTENDO AND OWLS?
>this game
>>341466583
pls link to these
>recettear gameplay
holy shit my dick
>>341466475
medium rank gangster in a Sion Sono film lookin ass nigga
Tech Guy is distracted by the cute girls again and fucking up the audio.
THIS GAME IS TOO ADORABLE NGGGGHHH
WE WUZ RESETAR N SHIEET
We recettear now
>>341466684
Owls are cool and cute desu
>>341466583
Holy fuck.
The memes are real.
We're going to the Vatican.
>>341466450
They're showing Ever Oasis right now and looks sweet.
Fucking hell
Sega just blew out my speakers by starting FUCK loud out of nowhere
CAN I MAKE SIETCH TABR?
This is important
>>341466558
I swear to god this mario party better not do that cart bullshit
>>341466479
dude fucking same, I'm wearing a blanket skirt in the same color
Game is trash lol
ISMA IS A 10/10 CUTIE
>>341466475
He looks like he shops at the same place as Tetsuya Nomura.
HIPS
>>341466475
Looks like he just got out of a triad meeting in Hong Kong
>NUDES
>>341466691
http://wepostall.com/home/pokemon-go-great-pokemon-locations/
The rest are pretty stupid
I want to FUCK Izuna
Sam has the best overall body+face+smile+personality
Her nose is the only negative
Audrey has best boobs, but her face is negative
Theresa has best face, but that's it
Kindra has a good body but her face is long
Chiko is worse long term because asian genetics.
Sam is best Treehouse Waifu
Don't look back in anger
Literally have to build a better home for your waifu.
STILL NO MEGA MILK. FUCK IT I'M LEAVING.
THAT MERMAID IS THIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>341466109
>Degenerate or non-degenerate.
Such a tough choice.
Obligatory
>>341466413pump-a-rum
I want the chibi meme to end
When will we move on to the next handheld?
I demand rule 34 of the blue chick
"nudes are actually loaded"
I'm sorry, I havent been watching
what
What the fuck are Sega doing
>>341466785
It ditches the car and lets everyone move separately again.
The gimmick is now that everyone has their turn at the same time.
>Noots are loaded
gee wonder who they based these guys off of...
Nintendo totally blew their load yesterday with LoZ. They don't have anything good to showcase today, but I'm honestly okay with that after yesterday's Treehouse
>>341466785
Bad newsit's gone everyone moves at the same time
WAIT THAT PIN
>>341466341
Link faggot!!!!
>>341466842
>you will never be an earpiece within Teresa's ear
This game is an Animal Crossing reskin, right?
Not complaining, I liked AC.
>furshit recettar
i fucking hate chiko. She is so god damn oblivious and socially inept.
>>341466803
Am i the only one feeling the yuri vibes?
>>341466785
In order for anyone to ever give a shit about this new Mario Party it has to do 3 things:
1. NOT use the kart bullshit
2. NOT use ministars but rather stars and coins
3. HAS to have some form of online multiplayer capacity
>Todays treehouse will suck
JEW SHOP
I NEED THIS
this is subjectively the best art style to have on 3ds
>Jew shop
noot noot
BUILDING YOUR TOWN O SHIT YES I LOVED THAT IN BREATH OF FIRE
A Jew shop?
>>341466936
I'm personally waiting for the NX now
Literally not gonna buy any nintendo game until NX is here
>SEGA streaming
>starring 2 neckbeards
They know their audience at least
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS REMINDS ME OF FANTASY LIFE.
AND I FUCKING HATED THAT GAME. AND IT WAS THE POST E3 NINTENDO TREEHOUSE STREAM OF 2014 THAT SOLD ME ON IT TOO.IT WAS SO TEDIOUS BUT SO ADDICTIVE IT WAS HORRIBLE AND MINDNUMBING AND I GOT SICK OF IT BUT I COULDN'T PUT IT DOWN
>>341466971
Zelda lesbian!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is this supposed to appeal to
Women? Kids?
>>341466949
It's an improvement
SMT4A when?
>I hope my shop sees lots of action!
Brothels confirmed
I WANT ZELDA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341466961
>CH-CH-CHOTTO MATTE... SONO PINNU
>>341467123
weebs
>>341467010
why do people keep saying this? she seems like a normal japanese woman to me
>>341467108
I enjoy it in doses. I actually need to get back to it!
>>341466949
>The gimmick is now that everyone has their turn at the same time.
what
>pokemon go
>chibi shit
FUCK OFF NINTENDO, NO ONE WANTS THIS SHIT
>lizard people
WANT
>>341466583
>as
>The to newts go into the blumbos and then wind ability collects the duadems and now Im building a jew shop
It looks like shit
>The Female plants her "heart/seed" in the ground
>The Male spreads his "Doadems" over the Female's "heart/seed"
>A house grows
D-did they just make a child?
>she brings her heart out
jethro tull confirmed
>Desert Recettear
>Cute borbs
>Cute Lizard Grils
>Cute Brown Grils
This was worth the wait.
>>341466943
It's Noot
>>341467108
Come on, it wasn't that bad.
It was ok. Its just weird how an ok game can be so addictive.
>>341467123
People who like fat birds
>>341467108
looks like the problem is you
get some diciprine
So is this game gonna be 'localized'?
>Noot are loaded
Confirmed Jews.
DOES THERESA HAVE A TWITTER
>>341467037
>Go online
>Have a fun time
>Steal someone's star
>That person ragequits
>entire game is over
>you have yet to finish a mario party game online
>>341467108
Ever Oasis confirmed for hidden gem of 2016 E3.
/v/ actually plays 3DS?
Porn inevitably
I don't care about this game because Fantasy Life and Animal Crossing bored the fuck out of me already.
That said, I want to see more Theresa and Audrey too
I NEED TO FAP
SHE'S SO QT
>>341467123
>Women? Kids?
What's the difference?
>>341466992
No more like Fantasy Life.
I expect maximum comfy from this game.
>>341467274
Wait...like Pingu?
grill in green is a total qt
>A Noot arrived in your Oasis
>>341467187
>pinnu
あんたバカ?
So what's the treehouse schedule today?
>Animal Crossing with other stuff mixed in
I- I wanna fuck that
>>341467296in the previous thread
>>341467306
Even just letting people play minigames online would be something.
>>341467183
You got a whole day of Zelda yesterday. Calm the fuck down m8
>its even more like recettear
wew lad, this game's gonna be fun
You wouldn't ACTUALLY fuck a lizard, right?
hnnnnng theresa
MIURA IS MY WIAFU
What are Sega doing?
>>341467183
feel with me
>>341466490
>i've never seen breasts
I WANT TO FUCK MIURA
>>341467195
>keep saying this
First time I've said it, friendo. Did you not just hear her fucking blabbering over the mic while they were trying to show the game? I just want her to fuck off forever. Nothing she says is appropriate.
>>341467486
i would've told you no before i saw that picture
>>341467465
PLEASE LINK IT
Miura is cute!
CUTE!
>>341466083
STILL? I JUST GOT BACK FROM GETTING LUNCH I'M GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I like the designs even though they're a bit too KAWAII for my tastes.
Mildly Interested/10
J-JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE GUYS
ITS GOOD I PROMISE
YOU HAVENT EVEN SEEN MUCH OF IT YET
>>341467523
oh fuck off
THAT JUMP
KEK
0 OUT OF FUCKING TEN
>tfw Theresa stepped up her cutie game today
She wants boys worldwide to tribute her with cum as well. She was jealous of Audrey getting all the seed.
>>341467486
>Those hips on Miura
There's NO way they didn't know what they were doing here.
>You will never soap up Theresas body
Why live?
When will Theresa play? I just want to hear her sweet voice.
Why is Ciri playing a 3ds
>>341467306
It could make it so you can only play online with people in your friends list which would be nice
>>341467398
Yep
Nintendo factually shot themselves in the foot by showcasing Zelda first and having Day 2 be filled with all the shit that shows what they're like on the whole.
The way Miura tail stand kinda arouse me for some reason.
>>341467123
>Mira
Scallies i guess
>>341467626
I think it looks alright
reply to this post in you think safe girl is best girl
>>341467486
FUCK YES I WOULD
holy shit Co-op OoT, i like it
>>341467562
Chiko does whatever the fuck she wants.
>>341467438
After this they're showing MHG, and then later some rhythm heaven.
After that is unknown.
>>341467345
Fantasy Life was grindy boring shit I agree. I bought it after thinking it looked cool when shown at the treehouse so I'm wary of this game.
However this seems to have a dash of zelda so it might be more interesting and not shallow as fuck.
fuck this is boring
uhhm
uhm
uuuuhm
Jesus christ
Sega have spent literally £3 on their show
It's two neckbeards in a cubicle
gonna give it a pirate/10
what's the last game with chibi style that turned out to be actually really good?
they're all average at most
>Can you grow the weed?
>People actually don't like Kingdra
Wow what a fag
it looks cute but damn 3ds games look like ass
>>341467736
Safe because she isn't pretty enough for there to be a big risk of her running away with another guy, right?
So this is Recattear + a slower Ys SEVEN right
>>341467821
based sega
>>341467486
Dem eyes don't lie
>>341467640
Yeah that's what I thought too, Kindra did the same.
Cute as fuck
those lizard hips goddamn
>miura's tail swishing behind her
wew lad
Why does that lizard have eyelashes?
How does Nintendo manage to hire such high quality waifus?Rapp was a mistake.
>>341467607
fine. it's near the top
boards.4chan.org/v/thread/341460953#p341460953
>>341466842
What´s the name of the White hair one?
It's literally a LEGO game with RPG mechanics
>>341467183
I do wish they'd dispersed the zelda and mixed up yesterday's and today's schedules
>>341467712
It's raised, like it's inviting you in
The only reason anyone gets a Nintendo handheld is because it holds good games hostage as exclusives to never see the light on consoles.
>No Audrey today
Just about done
>>341466862
Theresa is best girl with best personality.
>Introduce female character of any kind
>People immediately start arguing who best girl is
Morph ball confirmed
Miura is thick! THICK
>>341467736
I think she is super cute.
why does miura have such a fat ass and shes pear shaped
i do not need this fetish
>>341467821
Have they announced anything yet?JSR sequel when?
>yfw Theresa will never be your gf
>yfw you will never get a gf as cute as Theresa who plays vidya
>>341467885
safe because she makes you feel safe
Lizards have mastered the secret art of the lever.
This actually looks pretty fucking good.
>>341467942
>implying Rapper was not a high quality waifu
i love the 3ds because limitations inspire the best art
ok what about sa3 guys
>>341467708
I think they wanted Zelda to get all the attention so that people get hyped for it even more, talk about it hand have to decide between NX or WiiU.
>>341467945
Kindra
not really feeling this game, but I can imagine there's an audience for it
>>341468014
Just the DoW3 trailer again
>>341467960
Don't give up hope.
>>341468059
but this looks like fucking shit
looks worth a play but I'm not buying this shit
>gets stuck on how to get back with the lotus flower
>women
>11am
>early in the morning
kindra confirmed for being a qt who sleeps in
What's next?
shit game famalam
>>341468074:^(
>>341467486
d o n o t f u c k t h e r e p t i l e
STOP TALKING ABOUT 3DPD WHORE YOU FUCKING CANCEROUS NORMALFAGS STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
>tfw there's an internal fight between all Treehouse girls about who gets the most guys to pop boners and cum out there
>Audrey clearly won day 1
>Theresa won't give up though
>Audrey: Just give up girls, look at all these comments about my tits... it's literally all me. I won.
>Theresa: We'll see about that, it's not over yet
>>341467960
Be patient my son.
>An honest-to-god Seiken Densetsu successor by the man himself
>People complain because MUH CHIBI ART STYLE
kill yourselves all of you
>>341468120
How?
>>341468017
>tfw i can probably achieve teresa aesthetics with make-up
Looks good, not really my thing though
where can I see the SEGA stuff?
>le dark soul reference
dropped
>>341467278
Yeah. I mean, it wasn't a bad game. It was just an addicting game that wasn't good enough to be pleasurable.
I couldn't tell you how many times I've said "I HATE THIS GAME" while grinding skills. Or even booting up the game itself.
Wouldn't even pirate this shit.
Anyone got the schedule?
I'am the only one here who thinks this game is boring?
>>341466558
>Dragon Quest VII
IF THEY DON'T ANNOUNCE A FUCKING RELEASE DATE I WILL KILL
just missed 1 and half hours what did i miss
>>341467993
Great, isn't it?
>>341467486
>Not being a Scalie
Can we just take a moment to appreciate this?
Nintendo brings forth a completely new and unknown IP.
And they're dedicating this much time to it while simultaneously giving us dev commentary.
They're taking time to give us a good look at the oasis town, and now we're seeing them fighting through a whole dungeon as they go over the mechanics.
I absolutely love this. This is how you show off your games.
I mean really, come the fuck on
The audio quality is early 2000s VOIP tier as well
>>341468217
pls be in london
Nice music.
>>341468213
Who is complaining, the response in this thread are overall positive.
>kindra made noot
thanks kindra
>>341468064
...and then they see what else they have to offer and come to the conclusion that Nintendo consoles are just Zelda Machines.
Oh, wait, that's right... Nintendo fans.
>>341468236
where?
okay there's actual gameplay now can you guys stop talking about >muh 3D waifus now
>Spikydillo
>>341468265
nah, I don't dig the HUD nor the artstyle
Armadillos
>>341468217p-post pics, anon
>>341468289
Nothing at all senpai-o
Any girls ITT?
>>341468213
>there are people who don't like chibi
death to those who insult moe
>>341468289
entirely too much time spent on pokemon go and now they're showing us this new IP
you've missed nothing really
>>341467943
THANK FRIEND
>>341468289
Pokemon Go
New IP made by a RPG grandmaster
>>341468214
plain as fuck, shitty chibi art
>>341468198
>they each keep showing up with less and less clothes on trying to one up each other
>>341466949
>The gimmick is now that everyone has their turn at the same time.
So
Does this mean it will have online?
>>341468340
I still think they should have had a direct or presentation
It just gives you so much more attention and press coverage
>>341468293
damn you have utter shit taste
>>341468434
We're all girls here anon
>>341468293
>final grade c+
>hype level 8/10
>>341468289
1 hour of boredom with Pokémon Go and the past 20 minutes has been this game made by the Legend of Mana/FF123+11 dev which looks pretty good.
>we just beat the crap out of him
Well, looks like he's getting fired.
>>341467862
I actually love her Especially her regal face. She's almost on par with Miss Mega Milk for me. Miles above the plain theresa.
>>341468217
trap or grill?
>Chaos in the desert
Just like in real life!
>>341468346
what does SEGA even have to show off?
>>341467821
E3 was a mistake
>Chaos
>>341468428
Yes hello
>>341468434hi :3
>>341468434
depends on what you define as """"""""girl""""""""
>the CHAOS literally CONTROLs you
guess I should have watched the sega stream after all ;)
>>341468340
Yes, I don't get how Sony and Microsoft didn't jump on the Treehouse-style presentation yet.
It's so much better and so much more fun than the stupid conferences
I was skeptical at first but this looks alright
Boss battle!
>>341468340
I've been saying this for two years now, but I completely agree. I know they are selling me stuff, but this is how I want to be wooed.
Standing on a stage pretending to play, watching bullshot trailers, waiting for the media to tell me what to think? Fuck off.
C U T E
U
T
E
>>341468521
trp
>>341468289
Pokemon GO mobileshit.
Chibi furry shovelware.
>>341468517
Yeah, he will probably will get a warning.
>>341468213
It's chibi shit.
Chibi shit is exclusively used to pander towards a target demographic.
Said demographic couldn't give a rat's ass about the gameplay before purchase and chibi turns people away from such games.
what THE FUCK is with that sound on SEGA?
holy crackers
>>341467821
>two fat fucks talking over a trailer
>this is the state of sega
JUST
>>341468640
fuck her smile makes me melt
>>341468434
Y-you mean.. there are b-boys in here?
THIS GAME LOOKS FUN
>>341468556
Fucking nothing
This is ridiculous
They just showed the DoW3 trailer again, and the DoW3 gameplay again.
Why even bother
>boss
>is completely immobile
>>341467123
Refugees
>Roto fights with ebola
You guys realize Audrey is married right?
So, it's Recettear, but you build a settlement instead of maintaining a shop?
>>341468340
i love it. it's gonna be so comfy in 3d
>>341468389
PS4 only has Bloodborne
Xbox One has nothing at all
>>341468640
what the fuck how can anything be that cute
>>341468293
why does literally every one of these charts I've seen on this board have South Park as a plus?
I'm literally in a Nintendo thread right now and even I outgrew South Park about 8 years ago
>>341468213
>honest to god Seiken Densetsu successor
No, it looks like Final fantasy: Ring of fates but this time on 3ds edition.
Might be worth a pirate.
>>341468753
Yes, anon, we all know that
Sam and Theresa have the most beautiful smiles
Audrey and Kindra are charming
Chiko is the ugly friend
so which ones are best 2015 treehouse girls or 2016?
Sega now showing Yakuza
Looks like a game from five years ago
>>341468753
Didn't stop Allison
>>341468640
Who woulda thought a female version of this guy would be so hyper qt?
I want tohold her hand.
>>341468640
She seems so shy and coy.
I bet she wouldn't even believe you if you were to come up to her and ask her out on a date or something.
Like she'd go "Really.. is this a prank.. me?" in her head.
I want to make sweet love to her.
Miura is cute. CUTE.
Nintendrones are ridiculous.
>You will die alone and unloved
>>341468718
hey bby wan sum dik
>>341468753
that just makes it hotter when I imagine myself cockslapping her
can we just move onto the next game?
they're trying too hard to pitch this game desu
i like it tho
>>341468434
if i were a girl in this thread i don't think i'd admit it
Is there anything worse than the treehouse? It's literally been 2 hours of Nintendo employees heaping praise on their own games. Do they have any modesty at all?
>>341468753
I'm a professional cucker, anon.
>>341468895
Miura for Smash 5
Guys, Treehouse did it again. At first I was really jaded about this E3 but yesterday's and today's stream are so fun !
>This is Nintendo's new IP
This is fucking embarassing
>Kindra's face when 1 HP left
>>341468258
I mean, I even bought the DLC for that game!
I hated myself the whole way through it, but after I beat the game, I just couldn't help myself from slapping down a few bucks for more content!
>Yakuza 0
Who names these fucking things
New fatass literal who is here
>>341468843
>you will never sex Audrey
>Miura
>>341468753
Don't worry, I'm sure we can figure something out.
>>341468993
Fuck off back to /a/ virgin weeb.
>>341468895
>black girl
sjws will hate it, i just know they will
>>341465878
Question
Is /v/ usually this pathetic about new games that look good?
I mainly come here to discuss niche games.
>>341468718is that fucking emi
>>341468340
>>341468636
This is the real reason /v/ sent that card two years ago. This is how games should be presented at E3.
>>341468880
is that supposed to sound bad?
>>341468993
Why is that panda feeling herself up?
xbox one backwards compatibility when?
fuck this looks pretty gud
>>341469016
I kinda like it
>This game has EVERYTHING I want in an RPG
>Lists stuff all RPGs have
>>341468793
You're absolutely right - I agree.
>>341469057
these are what real gamers look like
plus, they're british
>>341469016
0/10. This is the comfy thread, post your shitty bait somewhere else.
>>341469072
>You will never have sex
>>341468753
My dick will convince Audrey to ditch that loser
Once she sees my penis in all his steely glory lodged between her gigantic mammaries she'll never care about him again.
>>341468828
>south park
it's fucking tumblr trash now too, seriously go look at all the otp shipping bullshit, and the anime drawings of them
Looks good. I just hope the controls are good and it's long enough
NOOTS = CUTE
Theresa is a whore who will do anything for money
>>341469118
Sorry, I should say that I mean graphically. Looks like Sleeping Dogs with worse textures.
Why are ponytails so hot?
>>341469165
>You will never cuddle
Reminder that treehouse is garbage.
Doopadoopadoo~
Why are the Ever Oasis graphics so shit?
>>341469037
Didn't the dlc come with the game?
>>341469016
I think it looks nice and comfy.
>>341469131
hope they unfuck the bioshock dx11 update
Just started tuning in. Not sure what this game is but it looks kinda shitty.
Puzzles and combat look shallow as fuck. So what even IS there.
>that AI
Lizard or turtle?
Is this like Dark Cloud?
>>341468213
This, looks fun, the girl was playing pretty slowly for my taste tho
can someone post the full schedule if we have it
this is boring as shit t b h f a m
>>341466732
>>341466606
One of my favorite WWE gifs.
>>341468617
This. I wouldn't mind seeing something like this from MS and Sony.
Sega showing another Yakuza trailer and then SANIC
>>341469265
No...?
You purchase it on the title screen.
>>341469259
3DS.
And not even N3DS because
>We don't want to alienate players
>>341469237
>you will never kiss anyone
Is it usually sega uk at e3 ?
>>341469237
is it possible that there are people who don't know what cuddling is like?
>>341466558
>Dragon Quest VII
>>341469016
It looks great though. Stop being so closed minded for once in your life, anon.
>>341469147
lotsd of modern rpgs are dropping "rpg elements" like customization, open areas and towns you know. Especially in the west.
Its funny seeing all these waifu weebs fags getting all excited when they see le cute gamer girls.
What happened to your 2D only shit?
>>341468556
Sonic and Yakuza at the Olympic Games
Ristar 2, Jet Set Radio 3 and Comix Zone rebootfor mobile.
>>341469259
because its called "3DS" so no one will ever make superior 2D games for it even when it would look better in 2D
seriously if it's a graphic power issuie why not use sprites?
>>341469016
>Nintendo
Grezzo is developing it, not Nintendo.
Does this game have multiplayer
>game has a day/night cycle
>>341469237
This is honestly what hurts the most
>>341468843
this guy look tells me he has to stay on guard at all times or he'll get cucked
>>341469404
seriously kill yourself
>>341469323
i'm guessing turtle is the green one, i'll pick the brown one in the middle
>>341469234
>me playing OlliOlli2.jpg
>>341469427
>/v/ is one person
take your trash out of the comfy thread
>>341469427
It's the 3DS right now, exceptions are allowed
>>341469401
Why is Sega UK there and not Sega of Japa.n or just SEGA
The only reason anyone would like this is because of the person behind it and that it's on Nintendo's platform.
If this had a different guy behind it, looked and played the same and was on Sony's stage, people wouldn't give a shit.
>>341469237
>>341469395
>you will never impregnate anyoneever
>>341469165
let's just sum it up bro
>>341469165
>>341469072
>He doesn't flirt with the qt girl who goes to the local Smash scene
Anon are you even trying?
>>341469427
>/a/ is one person
>>341469442
>JSR3
don't get my hopes up
>>341466665
>Is Kingdra-san an actual tran? Or is she getting bullied by /v/-kun for being fujoshi?
She looks almost the same as Cosmo/Narcissa now, so maybe.
>>341468963
Wait so playing actual development builds of their games live in front of everyone and letting the game and the people involved in making it speak for themselves is immodest.
Meanwhile creating terrible bombastic CG trailers of games that don't exist yet and showing fake curated manufactured "gameplay" designed to mask all of the games flaws while lying to the people watching is a-okay?
>the oasis at night
maximum comfy
>>341469427
>/v/ is one person
>>341469404
>tfw only cuddled mom as a kid
>tfw so lonely and desperate that I'd fuck her if she'd let me
the lighting is so pretty
They've made it even cheaper looking
>>341469234
Yeah. Pretty much that.
I hated that game. Fucking miserable.
And the shitty singing after you become a master of a job didn't help things. THANKS UEMATSU!
>>341469427
the weebs are getting excited for the chibi girls you fag
>>341469395
>you will never experience teenage love
thank god i experienced it before it was too late
>Sony, Microsoft, Beth, Ubi
>Prerendered cinematics that don't show gameplay, then some scripted forced as fuck gameplay with no dev commentary
>Nintendo
>Just play the fucking game with a developer
Where is my fan art?
You know nothing big will be announced with these 2 fucks doing the presenting.
>>341469536
>muh comfy maymay
Nintendo is trash and have literally nothing but Zelda. How fucking delusional you have to be to defend this shit?
Well I guess that is that, nothing too cool this stream.
E3 is over, time to avoid /v/ for a week while things cool down
>>341468895
The art looks nice. Not sold on the gameplay though, I'll wait and see
>>341469382
But it looks shit even for 3DS. Even Pokemon SM looked better.
Meh, it's just Zelda crossed with Farmville, why bother?
>>341469621
wow
that's the official sega stream?
holy shit
What does it feel like to kiss somebody?
i like the night time atmosphere
>>341469621
>Budget: A whole dollar
>>341469487
>day/night cycle being neat-worthy
???
>load some save dada
What
>>341469502
Why would I kill myself? I've been sexually active my entire adult life.
>>341469621
Is this a Youtube Let's Play?
>>341469557
>tfw it's true
>tfw I'm a sad weeb
Yakuza 1+2 for Wii U WHEN?
SANIC TWITTER ACCOUNT MENTIONED
APPARENTLY IT'S SOME ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>341469687
>>341469687
>>341469687
>>341469687
>literal kids game
>treehouse shilling it like it's the best game ever made
>>341469414
>He didn't play it on the ps2
>He doesn't emulate it for free
I think I'll use CIAngel to download it from the e-shop for free anyway
>>341469609
you tell me
>>341469480
The way they presented it it's gonna be exclusive.
>>341469575
So /a/ a bunch of hypocrite normalfags.
>>341469609
ur fucked when she dies m8
>>341469570
>There was a Melee and smash 4 tournament at my college a few months ago
>A lot of asian qt girls there
>Lose the first match of both games
>Too embarrassed so I don't talk to anyone and just leave
>>341469584
No. Saying things like:
>This is my absolute favorite ever
>This game has everything I love
>This is one of my favorite RPGs ever
>I just love this game
>This game is so fun
>All the characters are so cute
is immodest. Especially when she worked on the game itself.
pls be Dragon Quest next
>>341469365
Yeah me too. But I don't think their big games are playable outside closed doors, they seem to wanna make sure everything has perfectly coreographed pre-recorded demo footage instead of playing things live.
Looked like bad Rune Factory, honestly.
Where my Zelda at?
>stay tuned for some other hotness
SHE'S BACK LADS
>>341469750
They were expecting the camera to switch out to them instead of the game, for them to load another save without showing the menu.
>>341465878
I command everyone to stop liking Theresa. My love for her is pure and I want her as my gf, not as some fuckbuddy.
>>341469750
They're fucking.
>>341469818
>DQVII
>PS2
Zelda when
>>341468895
>That hip to waist ratio
I wish I could get higher quality images of her in game and also more art.
>>341468434
I actually am an androromantic demisexual female
>>341469862
I know I am. But, until then, I can at least fantasize.And sniff her used underwear. Oh, god.. It makes me diamonds.
>>341469710
The Treehouse stream isn't over though.
They even still have new games to show off.
>>341469395
I'm French so I'm fine here.
>>341469621
Even youtube channels looks more professional than this.
>>341468515
The grade is for the presentation
You can have a shit presentation and still generate hype
>>341469165
>>341469237
You have my pity Anons
Sexand cuddlingis pretty ok. It's not that hard to get, just do like I do and get a friend that's almost exactly like you in every way but female andbrown.
Audrey likes pussy.
You guys have no chance
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