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This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_p6V5VCkm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
audrey's boobs
Anyone have a list on what's getting shown today?
B I L L
>>341456819
Two huge orbs
>this fucking music again
How is this music both annoying and catchy
Reposting this from last thread.
Remember guys, here's their game line-up:
>Pokémon Go Demonstration / Q & A - 10:30am Pacific / 1:30pm Eastern / 6.30pm UK / 7.30pm CET
>'Nintendo 3DS Action/Adventure/RPG Debut Gameplay' - 10:55am Pacific / 1:55pm Eastern / 6.55pm UK / 7.55pm CET
>Monster Hunter Generations - 12:45pm Pacific / 3:45pm Eastern / 8.45pm UK / 9.45pm CET
>Rhythm Heaven Megamix - 3:50pm Pacific / 6:50pm Eastern / 11.50pm UK / 12.50am CET
Those are just the confirmed slots, the following games are also due to be shown through the day:
>Paper Mario: Color Splash
>Mario Party Star Rush
>Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
>Dragon Quest VII: Fragments of the Forgotten Past
>[Apparently Yo-kai Watch 2: Bony Spirits and Fleshy Souls is also due to be shown].
Taken from http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2016/06/reminder_day_two_of_e3_brings_multiple_nintendo_games_including_a_new_role-playing_ip if you need a source.
Let us pray for a deep/v/ shirt
>>341456865
I like her personalities
You think that's an overworld boss like the rock monster?
>>341456819
I don't know a full list but we know a new rpg ip, the new Mario party on 3ds, and I believe the new paper mario will be shown/discussed.
>>341456865
>Two huge orbs
Spirit Orbs
>tfw no gf
>>341456886
>Rhythm Heaven
Yeeeeeees.
AUDREY KEKS LEAVE
i want to triforce my dick up her vagoogo
I've been waiting for a game to be an explorable ghibli film. THIS IS FUCKING IT
doo doo da
doo ba ba
I just want to see her tits and some NX news.
What chances are of them showing that?
TWO DAYS OF NINTENDO AND MEGA MILK
>>341456879
nintendo are the masters of that
>music just stopped
>>341457013
duuude
Hellooo
>mfw Theresa and I will play Zelda pre-release under a comfy blanket
>>341457124
Reminder to quickly masturbate now or regret it later
If there's even a drop of semen left inside of you Audrey and her milk balloons will give you a boner for the next 6 hours and you won't be able to objectively judge the video games shown. Your judgment will be clouded by her zimbabwes.
You were warned boys
>tfw gay but still think Audrey's tits are amazing
>>341457126
her tits are 100%
Could this be the new IP
>>341457161
works on my machine
Sony hijacked the stream what the fuck
Give us the music back Sony you crooks
>>341456916
something that big, of course it is
Normalfags ruin everything.
>>341457161
>>341457171
Kornheiser mind
>>341457124
/mu/ pls
>>341457126
Her tits are a maybe.
NX news is unlikely. They said before E3 they wouldn't do NX news.
>>341457221
Not enough content to beat Richard up.
Compare the shirt designs.
Nintendo knew what they were doing.
>>341457221
Tits or no tits, she looks better with black hairIn my opinion
>>341457234
>MonolithSoft
Day one, whatever it is
>>341457203
SHES MINE
>Sam edition never ever
RREEEEEEEE
20 seconds
>>341457234
>That tree in the top left
Holy shit I need to crop that
>Select all images with trees
I still hear the music, what are you guys on about?
>>341457320
THERESA A CUTE
>>341457234
maybe, looks weeb enough to catch my interests
>>341457320
don't bully theresa her modest bust is cute
>>341457379
no, they just edited it to 10:05
>tfw playing this for the first time while waiting
why did nobody tell me this game was so fucking good
>>341457397
the music has consumed them
>>341457320
>horse face
>literal play 5/10 girl
>OH GOD MUH D DUDE MUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
Nintentoddlers confirmed the saddest fanbase of all times.
>10:05
>>341457221
i ended up fapping 3 times in a row anyway, what difference does it make
I'm hype
THEY ARE LATE
E3 is still up?
HOW
>>341457234
Wasn't that the beginning of what ended being XCX?
>>341457449
pictures are good
it's fast racing neo
>>341457481
A delayed stream is eventually good
10:05
>10:05
>>341457481
>they just keep adding 5 minutes until the end of the day
>>341457504
She's so ugly holy shit
>>341457531
They're struggling to fit Audrey's goodies into a shirt.
>>341457560
>that bra outline
UNF
>>341457480
not a nintendo fan, but this is nice start to become one
>>341457504
how shit she is ugly as sin
Twitch chat is proving how cancerous it is. Is youtube any better?
Does Audrey have an instagram?
By the time most people read this, Nintendo will have a new IP. Hello from the past.
HAPPENING
>>341457234
>We want the Pajama Sam audience
>>341457574
Is that game a good holdover for the new F-Zero game we're never getting? I kinda forgot about it.
>>341457560
Filename doesn't ring a bell, what are you referencing?
>>341457508
Garou was indeed the best
>>341457608
>Sam and Teresa each grabbing handfuls of tit flesh as they desperately try and squeeze into and even smaller bra than yesterday
This Show will make me or not make me buy a 3DS.
>>341457560
what's with those sleeves? she trying to hide her emo phase suicide marks?
>>341456886
>Yo-kai Watch 2
please let this be the case.
>>341457692
Youtube chat's disabled.
>>341457078
fuck.
how much is a wii u
>>341457508
>that image
pls stop. I'm trying to watch e3 and I have a /ss/ fetish
>>341457692
All those chats are cancerous as fuck.
They are an even worse version of a /v/ sticky, just stay away
>>341457692
P P M D
>>341457739
How you have to pick between good and evil in Infamous games
>>341457692
The Youtube stream is locked at 720p, but it's pretty solid. People kept saying yesterday that the Twitch stream was kinda fucked up.
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTxY0Su1JyA
>>341457686
>no games
Yeah what a great time to be a nintendo fan.
>>341456819
>>341456953
GAMES FOR TODAY
GAMES FOR TODAY
GAMES FOR TODAY
>#FE
>Dragon Quest VII
>Monster Hunter Generations
>Pokemon GO
>Color Splash
>Yokai Watch 2
>Rhythm Heaven Megamix
>New RPG IP (http://gonintendo.com/stories/259424-nintendo-showing-new-role-playing-ip-for-3ds-tomorrow)
>New Mario Party for 3DS ("no car; characters move separately, but all take turns simultaneously")
>BoxBoxBoy! (BoxBoy 2; just confirmed; - http://nintendoeverything.com/boxboxboy-coming-west-appearing-on-todays-treehouse-stream/)
Federation Force is reportedly a no-show.
>>341457560
>tfw boob envy of Theresa
>"fucking audrey.. no one looked at her before the boob job.. now all the people on twitch and twitter only want her, no one talks about wanting to fuck me. screw that big boobed slut"
I HEARD SOMETHING
One two three
>>341457847
Is the big busty semen demon supposed to be the evil choice?
I'd gladly sell my soul desu.
>>341457734
yea pretty much
it's on sale now, just a few dollars off, not much but something
also playing on the gamepad is kinda hard so use a pro controller if you have one
Where's the Treehouse stream? It's not in the OP.
HOLY SHIT JOHNNY DEPP
>>341457598
tsundere femanon spotted.
>>341457782
>buying a nintendo platform NOW
>when NX is half a year away and replaces both console + handheld
Remember when /v/ was just about 2D?
What happened?
This music is growing on me
>>341457725
Fuck you Pajama Sam was awesome
>>341457534
boobmagic
>>341457867
>have the guts to show Color Splash
>but not Fed Force
It cant be because of fan reaction, isnt Color Splash more hated than Fed Force?
>>341457945
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNKgwyy2WTI
>>341457560
>Overlord choices
>>341457832
what is /ss/
>>341457945
twitch nintendo
>>341457945
twitch/nintendo senpai
>>341457945
Oops, sorry, I'll put it in next thread's OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNKgwyy2WTI
>>341457945
www.twitch tv/nintendo
I seriously hope you guys aren't the ones tweeting audrey pictures of her own chest.
>>341457221
>zimbabews
>>341457734
Honestly the fastest game I've ever played. I feel like my skin is peeling off when I boost on the highest difficulty. It's fucking great.
i'm just watching this for POKEMON GO
DOO DOO DOO DO DAA DOOA DOO DA DA DOO
ITS HERE
>POKEMON AGAIN
NOOOOO
>no tits
aw.
>>341457357
Then why is she texting me sweet nothings while waiting for the stream to start?
>jwittz is here
time for some cringe
>no girl
BILL YOU MADMAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
LITERALLY ONLY MEN IN THAT GROUP
>Bill opening
WHERE'S SAM YOU FUCK
>dat complete sausage fest
ITS HAPPENING
>>341457872
>audrey that fucking slut just got a tit job
>fucking prostitute, she's always hanging out with Alison
>I don't want cowtits, disgusting cowtits, I'm DFC.
IT'S A SAUSAGE FEST
THIS IS NOW AN E-CELEBS THREAD
NO GIRLS fuck you
pokemon go fuck yourself
billbo traggins is back
>>341458018
Color Splash never had a trailer released
They don't know people hate it
![stdin_snapshot_02.43_[2016.06.15_12.06.17].png](https://i.imgur.com/9MYRl5z.jpg "stdin snapshot 02.43 [2016.06.15 12.06.17]")
Full house
MIYAMOTO PRESENT
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
>We want the gay audience
SHIGGY
>All those fags
>Not a single qt
>>341457078
have you played ni no kuni?
i thought it was a good gme
>miyamoto attending at mobile shit
POKEMON GOOOO YEAHHH
>>341458004
Nintendo fans have whiplashed back from the last dreadful year and now love literally everything about Nintendo, whether it's their new Zelda game or this ugly bimbo with big tits.
>>341457797
Disabled comments, I'm sold
>>341457856
Twitch is running like crap with all the activity on the site from E3 usually I can run in source but now i can only run medium quality.
SAUSAGE FESTTT
>no tiddie monster
thank god
guys
i was thinking and do you think she likes sex? she looks like a pure good looking lady, but imagining her doing sexy things would be out of this world.. hmmmm
what are your thoughts?
time to fap is now boys
>>341458025
straight shota
it's basically grown up women bullying little boys with sex
>Pokemon GO
AAAAH SOMETHING I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT
>it's a sausage fest
>>341458254
I'm not fapping over Miggy
>>341457940
>>341458057
Sweet, that's the same feeling I got when I first played F-Zero GX years ago. Thanks brehs.
>>341458158
>color splash never had a trailer released
Are you retarded?
fuck this pokemon bullshit
where are the games
>mobile shit
>no tits
This stream sucks today
So this is the last day for treehouse live?
Ok can somebody post pic of the Treehouse Waifus with their names?
>>341458236
she's a confirmed fujoshi
she probably shlicks to yaoi shit on sankaku and sadpanda
is it me or e3 isnt interesting after the first day
>>341458163
>dude in purple
What the fuck is that autist J Wittz doing there?
>>341457872
And them Sam moves in with her leather jacket on to be the cool older woman who comforts her.
SCHEDULE?
nintendo pls
>>341458308
It had a segment in the direct with Bill talking over some footage
Segment =/= trailer
>>341458331
Yes.
IS THAT JACKIE CHAN???
>10:05 AM PTPokémon GO Demonstration
>10:55 AM PTNintendo 3DS Action/Adventure/RPG Debut Gameplay
>12:45 PM PTMonster Hunter Generations Demonstration
3:50 PM PTRhythm Heaven Megamix Demonstration
>*Additional times to be added
I want Paper Mario REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee
Pokemon Go is so weird.
They ACTUALLY want you to travel to different cities and even countries to be able to catch other and rare Pokemon.
Like, imagine you're in New York. You might only be able to catch a few pokemon in your surrounding area. You might have to take a train to other cities to catch other Pokemon.
To catch specific rare pokemon you might even have to take a fucking airplane to some small island in the pacific. JUST TO CATCH SOME RARE WATER POKEMON.
MADMEN.
Pokemon Go might be cool, but if the microtransactions are so up the ass that it's almost unplayable then fuck you
>>341458393
;_;
>>341458415They all look the same
>>341456216
>This clapping
Is this how it feels to be an american?
>>341458424
>50 minutes of mobile shit
>>341458356
>J Wittz
What?
>>341458424
>new IP is right after Pokemon GO
>>341457872
I sent Theresa a tweet telling her I loved her on the live stream and she responded!
>tfw you possibly brought a smile to her face
You fags will never know this feeling
>>341458424
nope
good night /v/
>>341458457
>tfw live in a rural area that has shitty wi-fi, so pokemon go won't work properly
>>341458457
>tfw the rarest pokemon of all is in some cave in syria
>>341458015
That bra looks so fucking tight, fuck.
>>341458542
whats her twitter friend
>Catching a Charizard with a Pokéball without even fighting
>>341458424
>50 minutes of Go
>>341458457
There are no region exclusive pokemon yet. The only thing that influences where pokemon spawn are bodies of water and time of day.
>>341458542
Audrey will bring a smile to my face once she signs a contract with Reality Kings
>people shitting on GO like mobile games are inherently bad
fuck y'all, GO forcing you to actually walk around to catch pokemon is the shit
I bet audrey can handle 30 balls per second
>>341458593
>tfw newspaper has to report some kid dying because he traveled deep into the amazonian jungle to catch some legendary
the fuck is nintendo doing are they nuts
oh my god i dont care about this pokemon shit. Dragon Quest fucking when?
>>341458356
>>341458530
purple shirt fucker
>>341458424
It's fucking nothing
Please, just show Advance Wars 3DS as the new project.
Yes, i'm aware it's a new IP but i can dream.
>>341458630
She's only got 200 followers. She's mine and mine alone.
>>341458539
>implying they just didn't add xp gauge on Metroid federation force
>>341458663
>American porn company
No fuck you, she should sign with a Russian or Hungarian company.
>tfw no Audrey x Anjelica threesome
>30 FUCKING POKEBALL/SEC
>PS4 still at 0/sec
Jesus, all this win
Man that translator's moonspeak game is strong
>>341458593
hard mode
inside norad nuclear launch room
>>341458163
JWittz just looks so happy to even be there
>>341458542
no you didn't stop lying to me you fucker
>>341458542
You probably did, considering how she was being overshadowedShe might have masturbated thinking about your words
So what is Bills job?
I thought he was just like the lead public translator or something but he hasn't actually done any translating this e3.
>>341458047
this is so awful she's just trying to do her job and isnt doing anything remotely sexual other than simply existing as a woman with breasts
how would YOU were at work and random girls tweeted pictures of your own bulge
I'm just here for Dragon Quest
>>341458457
>mfw going on a trip to Chernobyl in a few months
Wonder what I'll find there
>>341458275
oh shit
>>341458667
>tfw live in Chicago
>will end up getting shot if I walk around
>"""""""""e-celeb"""""""""" garbage
Oh wow.
backwards compatibility was all the hype last year at E3
why no mention of it this year?
Oh right... They still haven't released the games they announced at the launch of the program.
>you will never understand japanese as well as that translator does
it's so flawless
>>341458749
lol found it anyway
>That april fools joke from google was a beta of Pokmmon go
Well damn
>>341458667
>is the shit
you mean it's shit?
>>341458542
>[email protected]
As expected.
>>341458592
Can you at least get a network signal?
>>341458593
>have to go to Chernobyl
CHEEKI BREEKI VDAMKE
>>341458787
Was that Chiko playing?
>>341458823
you retards are worse than chads
3DPD you piece of shit
For all the people missing Audrey and Sam.
>>341458275
>grown up women
I know that's what /v/ means by it, but not necessarily. It's objectively better with a loli.
>>341458703
Mother fucker that is him, how the hell did he get there
You see that dog? You can eat it.
>>341458806
Audrey > Theresa > Left Booth Girl > Sam > Right Booth Girl > >>>>>>> Dog shit >>>> Chiko
confidential dog confurmed
>japanese guy can't stop going hai un hai even when the guy is translating
>No tits
Thank fuck.
Maybe you will all stop embarrassing yourselves now
>>341458828
Fucking horrible, I didn't know I had a job and haven't got paid for it.
>>341458940
Yes, Chiko was insane at the game.
Except she sucked at puzzles
>>341458828
Considering she got a boobjob, she has no right to complain about attention given to them.
>>341458886
>you job is literally to do nothing other than say someone elses thoughts
cuck.jpg
>>341458761
>Anjelica
LIterally who? Man, am I glad I haven't gotten to the point where names of pornstars have been ingrained into my brain. I've been very casually watching porn for about 7 years now and I still can't name a single pornstar.
>>341458828
>how would YOU were at work and random girls tweeted pictures of your own bulge
Nice
>>341458593
>Deoxys is exclusive to space
>>341458929
nope, once I leave my wi-fi network its effectively a dead zone
>>341458542
kevin?
>>341458825
Senior Product Marketing Manager
big marketing boss man
FUCK OFF WITH THE MOBILE GAMES
I WANT TO SEE DRAGON QUEST
>>341458345
>>341458356
Nintendo partner. He and TheCompletionist were even invited for a special reveal of Cloud in Smash. They were the first fans to know of it.
>>341458424
>>10:55 AM PTNintendo 3DS Action/Adventure/RPG Debut Gameplay
Wasn't Monolith working on a RPG for 3DS?
>>341458825
According to Wiki, Bill is the senior product marketing manager at NoA.
>>341459009
Part of the Autism Awareness program
>>341459038
Post tits.
>>341459056
I wouldn't be a translator, but to know a language like that so deep is all I would want.
>>341459041
she did it to make her shirts fit better
>>341458015
Its the hair clip, fuck even I can't resist
> LE COMFY THREAD SOO COMFY xDDD
> LE COMFY MUSIC 4 U ;)
fuck off back to l3ddit with your meaningless buzzword retard
>>341456916
I want hugefriendlyMonsters that just ignore you
He's so excited that Bill and Shiggy said his name
>can't even hear them because they're laughing so loud at their dad jokes
lmao
>>341459032
It's deeply rooted in the culture and language.
CONFIDENTIAL
>>341457940
I know that online was unplayable at launch, did they fix it?
>>341458825
I think he's gonna be the new Direct guy probably got a promotion too.
CP confirmed
>CONFIDENTIAL
>>341459107
Kevin's pretty cute desu
>>341459068
Anjelica Ebbi. A.k.a. Krystal Boyd.
comfy
why does it look like an image made in MS Paint?
>>341458838
People telling you to get out of there, stalker.
>>341458457
>Rare pokemon sighted in an alleyway
>Kids run there
>There is a drug trade or some kind of gang violence going on
>It ends ugly
Seriously. Can Pokemon Go even work at all?
>>341459152
Then why does she wear undersized bra and shirt?
She WANTS nerds to look at her tits. She loves it.
She literally gets wet like a river while live thinking of all the people out there with raging boners caused by her
Fuck, Audrey is such a SLUT
Yo I just woke up, what did I miss?
>>341458806
don't let chiko know who you are she's a serial killer
>pay 20 pinkshit to evolve
>>341459170
But he can't even understand what translator-kun is saying.
>>341459169
>Booth babes wearing Link's blue tunic
MOAR
>>341459086
>>341458593
>yfw they put rare pokemon in Compton
>A bunch of awkward people walking around with their phone out.
>>341459107
>>341458913
D E L E T E T H I S
Yeah that's me
>>341458873
I'm actually doing the field test in Chicagoland. It's easier to catch stuff in the north suburbs and near Grant Park and the lake and other general safe neighborhoods and it's not hard to find variety between different blocks in the same area, so you don't have to worry about having to go to Englewood to catch a particular pokemon.
This is probably a side effect from Pokemon Go cribbing a shitton of Ingress's map data like the portals. Nicer neighborhoods are gonna have more variety.
>>341459308
Just started with Pokemon GO, a new RPG IP is right after.
>>341459278
Welcome to AR.
>>341458885
is there anything hotter than watching a woman groom herself?
>>341459009
Make a Wish foundation
he has incurable terminal autism
The models give me stadium vibes for some reason.
>>341459038
It's a new angle for the inevitable Sonygger raid since they can't find any faults with Zelda. Note how the endless whining about how Sony wins suddenly disappeared.
>>341459156
>LE WAIFU BIG TITS xDDD
>LE SHE PLAY LE ZELDA LIKE LE ME :D
Fuck off back to facebook with your 3DPD whore.
>>341456886
>New Nintendo 3DS Action/Adventure/RPG
Neat.
>Mario Party Star Rush
Reminder that this is confirmed to have NO CAR. Mario Party might become great again.
>>341459308
Absolutely nothing
Asking the good questions
>>341459170
Why? What does it mean?
>>341459169
Kindra is a tranny?
I can't believe they have e-celebs
Goddamn, I want Audrey to force me to eat her out, while her thighs quiver and squeeze my head. I bet she tastes delicious.
>>341458893
Holy shit
>>341459156
l3ddit is meaningless buzzword itself.
>You don't have to go in the forest to catch bug/plant pokemon
>You don't have to go near a lac/sea to catch a water pokemon
Big missed opportunity.
>>341457856
I'm using twitch because when I tried livestreamer with youtube yesterday it didn't work
Damn this translator talks quickly.
>>341456865
>Someone gets to slap their dick on those tits
>its not me
Why live?
>>341456865
plzzzzzzzzz more HD audrey? are the other wine pics full hd? thanks based anon and nintendo for making dreams come true!
>>341459337
>yfw the only place to get legendaries isDetroit
>>341459169
kek
Oh wow, I didn't know the girl that was killed form The Voice was actually going to show up there. That's fucked.
Seriously America, fix your shit with your guns.
>>341459306
>not posting the edit
Come on anon
>ANY POKEMON OUTSIDE OF THE OG 151
Asking the based questions desu
>>341459169
chiko is best girl
WHERE ARE THE GRILLS
>>341458787
This damn, tried to figure out if he could be Japanese for a sec
>You need to go to the Everest just to capture an Abomasnow or Swinub
Imagine all the autists joining on a pilgrimage, just like japanese otaku, to capture pokemons around the globe.
>>341459393
>>341459159
>>341458703
This guy is married and gets paid to play pokemon. Why aren't you living the dream yet?
>>341458828
>how would YOU were at work and random girls tweeted pictures of your own bulge
I wouldn't be able to get married anymore
>>341459337
they better have jynx and scraggly
>>341459107
>tfw she only got like two tweets
poor girl
She wishes she'd have all those hard penises admiring her like Audrey does
But how can she compete with her breast size?
Will they grow again ?
>>341459502
>Guns are the problem
>Not islam
How do I learn to speak this well in japanese? White dude fucking on fire
>Pokemon beyond muh 150 still have yet to be confirmed
>unnecessarily complicated method to obtain evolved Pokemon
>Jewey microtransactions
>literally Ingress with a Pokemon skin
>no actual battles
No one with a brain is excited for this.
>>341459337
Detroit going be a hella fun to catch pokemans.
>>341457320
It's more like she took the female shirt with another cut while the other one choose the unisex one that's cut like any normal t-shirt.
>go to australia
>everything is lvl 100 and knows toxic
>>341459440
It's just a way to show that you're part of the conversation I think. Remember how Snake in Metal Gear always repeats the last thing he heard? It's because of that
>>341459440
They are like "fillers" in the language and a conversation, showing that they are attentive and listening and understanding the speaker.
>>341459493
>A bunch of scrawny white /v/ anons walking around the hood, going into crack dens with their phone out
would watch tbqh
>>341459152
>"SHE DID IT TO MAKE HER SHIRTS FIT BETTER"
consider immediate suicide
>>341459516
chiko is awful, literally has autism
>>341459486
Good luck to him;_;
>mobile shit
>comfy
>>341459597
rap god etc.
>Miyamoto's hand are just immobile in there while everyone talks
>OH YEAH I ASKED ANOTHER QUESTION HAHA
jwittz is a dingus
>>341459502
dude was a pyscho, could've just shanked that bitch but keep blaming it on guns eurocuck
>>341459597
The translator is a cute twink
>>341459490
not as good as you'd expect
>>341459502
my friends cousin ate a bullet in orlando
>>341458457
You mean like the protaganist of every Pokemon game does?
I mean it kind of sucks not being able to experience every Pokemon, but I'd be more disappointed at finding a Mewtwo in my mailbox.
Some things deserve to be challenging.
Why does Bill no longer get to translate and hang out with Miyamoto? Did he piss the nips off?
>>341459573
It doesn't seem to be a very public twitter, she doesn't even have her name on it, nor her job.
>>341459502
Dude don't try to make this political
>>341459543
That was more or less the original purpose of Pokemon.
>>341459594
You're mixing up your shootings
>>341459362
Are Nintendo workers allowed to post here.
>>341459623
that?
>>341459602
>Pokemon beyond muh 150 still have yet to be confirmed
Just confirmed literally right now that eventually they'll all be in.
>>341459623
Because of that!?
>You have played all of our games
>now YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE REAL WORLD
SHOTS FIRED!!!
>>341459550
My dreams aren't fucking pathetic, and require me to be a functioning, non-autistic adult. Plus I don't date ugly, fat, nerdsluts
>have to go into the sewers for poison Pokemon
>>341459493
>mfw I live in Detroit
>only original 151
>no levels
>just pay to evolve
Dropped.
>>341459602
That's kind of the point. This is made to be as casual and mass market as possible, they want absolutely everyone, your mom, your dad, your sister, your girlfriend, that weird old dude at campus, etc to all play it.
>>341458828
why even bother asking that here? the people in this thread have probably never received any attention from a woman so of course they would like random girls taking pictures of their bulges
>>341459653
Cute girls with autism are top tier though
>Having to leave my house
WTF
>>341459493
>Darkrai can now be caught in Pokemon Go in select areas, one per continent!
>America's region is Detroit, but only at night time
nintendo did it
killed thousands of kids
>>341459643
Then they enter in Pokemon fight against black nerds from the hood.
>>341459654
he looks like a serial killer
>Live on an island in the Caribbean
>The only pokemon I will get will be Water, bug and Plant
>>341459839
how could you be wrong about literally everything
>>341459654
Even I look better than that dork. It's not fair!
>>341459758
Don't work for Nintendo, I got in through Ingress.
>>341459705
Because now he gets lots of money to tell other people to translate
>>341459839
Are you even watching the stream?
>>341459839
>>>>only original 151
But the eceleb just asked about that and the response was that they'll all be in.
>>341459839
they said they're going to gradually release the other regions, starting only with Gen 1
>>341459651
it's joke anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc5XMAs8Cfw
>Abra can teleport away
Awesome.
>Abra teleporting again
God fucking damn it.
>>341459887
>>America's region is Detroit, but only at night time
>>341459654
yep, that's a Chad
>>341459682
US still has a gun problem.
>Pokemon can run or teleport
Oh boy.
has audrey been shown yet?I wonder if shes wearing the same shirt
are they going to talk about Sun and Moon?
Which kind of Pokemon we will get here in Brazil?
>>341459887
>the only place to get Mew is inSyria
>>341459867I agreebut chiko isn't cute.
I want to cum inside Jwittz
Please stop sexualizing Audrey. This is probably only the first or second year most of you have even seen her and you can't control your degenerate urges. Pathetic. I've been following her loyally for 6 years now and she is my waifu. You can't take her from me. Kindly fuck off. She is not mere fapbait for your impure fantasies. She is more than that.
>Nintendo forcing people to leave the house and travel to enjoy their game
This is almost as bad as Boktai
>>341460003
And Europe clearly has a faggot problem.
>>341460025
Nope, just Go until 5 minutes to the hour.
Where the fuck am I gonna find a magnet? I live in michigan
>>341459705
He's being shunned for forgetting to turn off the timer yesterday.
>>341459682
Fix your psycho problem america
>>341460035
Jynx
>>341459502
Guns are not the problem, the users are.
You shouldn't sell a weapon to someone mentally unstable.
>>341459909
>live in eastern europe
>probably won't be able to even play the game
>>341459970
nice b8 m8 8/8 ya got me
What's sad is i've listened to that set before
>>341459960
Just tuning in and out, really.
>>341460010
><message deleted>
kek
>>341459743
and even then, the orlando shooter was american, could buy guns legally and was a registered dem.
>>341459041
>if someone get a big Job, then she has to accept all the lewd comment without the right to object to it.
It's because of people thinking like that that more girls don't get boobjobs.
>>341460097
>Please stop sexualizing Audrey.
No. I'm going to start fapping as soon as she shows up on stream.
Fucking casuals I say, what you want to find Mew in your bathroom? Go to hell. Wanna find Kyogre? Get into diving and rent a boat, you are going to Mariana.
>>341459810
>Tfw dad lived in Detroit
>Moved to Virginia and met my mother
Dodged a bullet there
VA is anime hometown: the state, minus the constant threat of an empire
Nice """""""game"""""""
what would you do if you were cleaning hotel rooms and you stumbled into audrey's
>>341459764
Thanks anon, at work, so no audio. That's something at least
>>341460108
better
>>341460037
>about to detonate an IED under a Syrian government tank
>some kid comes up to you and asks where he can recharge his 3DS
>>341460097
I fapped to her imagining her giving me a boobjob with her huge lactating boobs.
>>341460097
Your waifu got a boobjob because she craves our attention and fapfics.
She's not pure, she a massive slut. A SLUT, you understand?
S-L-U-T!
this game looks like trash, why are they even doing an interview for it?
>can't catch paras
wew lad
I WANT TO PLAY ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD
FUCKING HELP ME IT WANT IT SO BAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341459107
Are all poles so fucking cute?
ResidentSleeper
ResidentSleeper
ResidentSleeper
ResidentSleeper
ResidentSleeper
ResidentSleeper
>game doesn't even work
Gamefreak being incompetent yet a-fucking-gain. Iwata can't save your ass now, faggots.
>>341460115
>Not wanting to go on a real-life pokemon adventure
We're one step closer
>>341460045
Well we just have to agree to disagreeI'm a sucker for accents
>>341460097
i'll do what i want
>>341459705
He got fired remember?
He doesn't actually work at Nintendo anymore, he's just some weird dude that keeps getting on stage and talking to everyone and everyone is too scared to ask him to leave.
Hahahahahahaha this is shit. When's the new IP?
>>341460190
He was also a closet fag and a Muslim.
>>341460097
>She is more than that.
>>341460035
Mew pokedex mentions South America.
So, Mew maybe will be there. Aside that I think that Brazil will have a lot of variety.
>>341460341
Please leave this thread.
shit game
show me paper mario and dragon quest
Are there any pokemon battles in GO or is it just catching
C L U T C H
L
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C
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>>341460358
>Gamefreak being incompetent
their part is minimal in the dev
>>341460097
If you don't like the attention you shouldn't have invested in silicon Audrey
>>341460317
This is what the normalfags wanted. Iwata died because he was forced into making phone games.
>>341460358
>Gamefreak being incompetent yet a-fucking-gain
Gamefreak isn't making this
>>341460334
H-How do you know my ethnicity
>not pressing A+B+Down
It's kinda waird to see crowds for this.
![B9315566010Z.1_20141219125803_000_GVN9F2KQG.1-0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jrrS0tm.jpg "B9315566010Z.1 20141219125803 000 GVN9F2KQG.1-0[1]")
Who is he gonna cuck now?
>>341460326
There may or may not be a leak of the demo.
Apparently someone saw it getting dumped to an SD.
>>341460341
Pretty sure thats twitch autism
therefore kill yourself
>>341460456
Catching and trading.
>>341460358
>Not having Daddy Iwata to clean all the mess
sadfrog.jpg
>>341460326
We all do, anon. We all do.
>>341460370
I feel like she is the kind of girl who would get mad over stupid shit. Also, she doesn't seem to understand social queues at all.
>>341459705
He fucked Miyamoto's wife Isabelle, he should be happy to still be alive.
Audrey had blonde hair last year, is this her natural hair color?
>>341460097
Is that a no bra image
/r/ing x-ray
>this music
>>341460326
I love the art style so much
>>341459493
>tfw live in Detroit
>will see on news a bunch of white boys get robbed trying to catch Pogeymanes
GOTTA WALK FAST
BURN OFF ALL THAT NINTENDO FAN LARD
>>341460515
http://forebears.io/surnames/lalik
Nintendo shaming fat people
GOTY
>>341460548
>>341460456
Pretty sure you can battle other people too.
>>341459909
>Live in Brazil
>The Pokémon I can catch are none because a thief will take my smartphone first
>>341460097
I've blown my load to her twice so far.
>encourage you to walk fast
>>341460514
>>341460461
>they're so incompetent that they can't even hire a competent dev to make their game
Incompetent Gamefreak yet again.
>>341460525
normies gonna norm. I can nearly feel that Go will get higher scores than MS just because it's less "complicated" and bloggers are mostly gewuners memesters who never played the old games more than 1 anime season
>>341460527
the guy was caught
>>341460548
Has trading been confirmed anywhere yet?
>Music is an incentive for roaming bands of powerwalking autists
I fucking love it
>>341460429
>Mew pokedex mentions South America.
>So, Mew maybe will be there. Aside that I think that Brazil will have a lot of variety.
>have to hear IRL "BR?BR?BR? GIBE MONEY HUEHUEHUE" if you want to catch Mew
FATTIES BTFO
>>341457827
Don't bother. Get the NX
tfw still have a fucking galaxy 3s
tfw it's too weak to play games
can't even play hearthstone on it
>>341460517
God, I miss Super Effective
I really don't understand the appeal of AR.
>Hey it's a really shitty barebones version of that game you like BUT the characters are on top of camera view!!!!!! OMG!
>>341460579
Exactly. Autism is the plus to me.
>>341460326
I can't stop calling it Born To Be Wild.
>>341460153
That still means that gun laws are fucked.
>>341460585
>Girls
>Having their natural hair after the age of 21
That's rarer than a shiny qt fujoshi
>>341460517
...what
how is this even a comic? in what way is this supposed to entertain me? is the the silly face being made by red in the last panel? is it the reference to the A+B+Down meme? what about this shit is supposed to be entertaining or worthy of my time to read? did the creator even WANT to make this comic? there's no soul here, no reason for anyone to like this or share it with their friends or anything. it's just a shitty reference to a meme with probably way too much time put into it. and it's not even funny.
fuck
Notice how, unless there's a last minute schedule change, this game is a complete no-show at E3.
Even Color Splash, which people arguably despise more and releases later, is still making an appearance.
Even a Mario Party which was literally announced yesterday is still making an appearance.
What went incorrect? Have they just given up on it already?
ENOUGH SHITTY POKEMON PHONE GAME
WHEN'S AUDREY PLAYING ZELDA
>>341460097
i came once no regrets
>>341460760
welp, I'm actually glad people exist to be with chicks like that. God speed, anon.
>>341460770
I can't stop thinking "Breath of the Wind"
>>341460704
is the new zelda going to be on it?
>>341460515
I only google zrzut ekranu.
It's not l-like I want your megamanmilk all over me.
>>341460694
I will kill a hundred men if it means I can have my own Mew.
>>341460858
yep
>>341460779
Well which year did she dye it then, this year or last year? Because it's been two different colors.
>>341460803
The funny thing is
A+B+Down actually worked, faggot
>>341459705
Because he got promoted and fired.
"we want people to go outside"
nintendo hates vidya confirmed
Not even a game. They may as well show more Sun/Moon
>>341460692
Oh my god I just laughed imagining a pack of neckbeards powerwalking while blasting the music on their phones
>>341459502
>le guns are bad xD
Enjoy not having guns while brown people are raping your women. Fucking eurocucks
>>341460827
Samus committed suicide and the game got cancered
>>341457827
You can find it online for less than 200 bucks
>>341460907
No, it didn't. It was just placebo
METROID NX AFTER THIS MOBILE GARBAGE
>>341460456
There are factions you can pick, red, blue and yellow.
There are "gyms" in the world that people can plant Pokemon at. You can claim an unclaimed one, or if someone in your color faction is there you can add a Pokemon to help defend it.
If someone from another team has claimed a gym, you pit your Pokemon against it to eliminate them and claim the gym.
Once you place a Pokemon on a gym, it's "locked" there until someone else knocks out, then you have to revive it.
>>341460827
>Notice how, unless there's a last minute schedule change, this game is a complete no-show at E3.
There is a "Nintendo 3DS Action/Adventure/RPG Debut Gameplay" scheduled next. Maybe it's part of it.
>>341460456
Automated battles, no input from the player at all. Also, battles only take place at gyms.
GAMERS DONT GO OUTSIDE
WTF
>>341460827
It looked fucking horrible, clunky, and not fun at all.
>>341460827
probably told Next Level to rework it into something else
inb4 Metroid Shelter where you sent out federation marines for smartphones at E3 2017
>>341460903
What i'm saying is that none of those is her natural hair color
Nintendo confirmed to enter the sextoy market
>>341460907
no it really didn't
that wasn't really the point of my post though
whatever, just ignore me and my autism about shitty joke formatting I guess
>>341461015
It's confirmed a new IP, not Metroid.
>>341461025
>GAMERS
New Thread:
>>341460953
>>341460953
>>341460953
>>341460953
>No Audrey yet
>>341460003
>US still has a gun problem.
This is the biggest meme I have ever seen. Kill yourself, cuck.
>>341461013
Best Pokemon cast.
>>341461015
Nah, they confirmed yesterday that would be a new IP.
>>341461015
Nah, that's supposed to be a brand new IP. Nintendo is already aware of how bad the reaction to Federation Force is.
>>341461013
anon w-what are those girls doing behind that hat
>>341460834
She was horrible when she was actually playing though
>>341460035Mankey
>>341461028
>clunky
it was rather fluid actually. Just boring but that's because nintendo public don't give a shit about fps.
>>341461025
I just got home form a 3 hour walk to the gym and back. Wrapped it up quickly so I could see this and be a useless piece of shit the rest of the day.
>>341461025
Gamers are always referred to casuals, so they're always outside.
>>341460994
Yeah, sure
Placebo
Whatever you say, anon ;)
>>341460694
Better pray Mew is in a safe zone, and not in some violent community or favela.
They will obviously hand pick the places of mythical and legendaries.
>>341460153
Cool so when are we going to make the law that requires the store to do an actual background check?
How do I deal with the crushing reality that I wont get to play this game for a minimum of 8 months?
>>341461287
Who fucking cares, we're not doing speedruns we're just seeing the game content
>>341460827
It honestly doesn't look like a bad game, too bad it's called Metroid.
>>341460509
so cancer killed him in two way
>>341461423
Suicide is the only thing that can end the pain.
>>341461482
Fuck speedruns, it was just annoying to see the content through a player that panics and flails the weapon constantly near any enemy
>>341460907
pushing buttons with very precise timing does affect the RNG some
but the chances of anyone being able to do so on a real Gameboy is slight
>>341458424
Two hours of a new IP? Holy shit.
>>341460153
There's no actual reason for wanting a gun.
>34.99
Jesus
>34.99
CHRIST
>>341459107
https://twitter.com/kevinlalikog
THIS BEAUTIFUL LADY IS POSTING IN OUR THREAD RIGHT NOW. BEHAVE LADS.
>>341460827
Color Splash didn't have a trailer released
Nintendo doesn't know people hate it
>>341457364
*PERRRRRRRRRPBBBBTTTT*
>>341461868
>>341461902
I'm not watching, what's that the price of?
Is this NIntendo's last day this year?
>>341461974
Pokemon go Plus
>>341461868
>>341461902
It was obviously a joke guys.
>>341461974
Pokemon Go
>>341461974
Probably that useless GO thing
>>341458787
yeah he's impressive
>>341458787
Really. He is pretty much more articulate than the actually native Japanese present.
But what really impresses me is that he doesn't appear to stumble when he switches language. He's really smooth.
They are still talking about fucking GO?
I hope this app bombs HAARRRD and everyone who worked on it gets fired.
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