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100% serious discussion about nintendo edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
>Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
>Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
>Polls:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326
There is no fucking sticky anymore change your copy pasta already you autistic fuck.
Thats a big girl
>>341447692
>disgusting 3DPD horseface
>nintendrones toddlers getting all excited for this
Don't forget to donate to her twitch stream and patreon, nu-males cucks :)
>tfw no milk bags to play with
>>341448067
kys
>>341447884
I apologise, a sticky will likely go up when the conference is on.
>>341448050
>being a filthy butthole in a comfy thread
Please give your mom her laptop back
>>341448194
No it won't.
This is your first year on /v/ right?
posting Erik in this thread
Where the hell can I find a schedule for E3 over today and tomorrow? Most stuff I find stops covering it at yesterday
Someone make a proper thread with no 3D shit
Will there be a comfy Nintendo Minute afterwards again?
>>341448050
>3DPD
here's something for you autistic fedora tippers to fap too.
now if you'll excuse me, I have some traps to watch
>>341448185
not him but he's right, kys is even more retarded than the t b h, f a m and so on
ITT: children never seen a female before
I want to be Audrey's spoiled son, I want her to let feed me with her motherly milk everyday straight from the source.
Stream when?
>>341448249
No, I'm just going off what's happened for previous E3's. including yesterday and the day before that.
Epic video games thread.
>>341448170
Why live desu
>>341448349kys
>>341448342
erik x audrey power couple
>>341448342
my tongue is moving on its own!
>>341448342
>All that sweat running down his abs
O-oh my
>>341448342
me on the right
>>341448170
That's easy to fix
>>341447692
Anyone have pictures of her feet
You know when a fucking audrey poster starts a thread it's going to be shit. Theresa for life
>>341448562
And then there's this fag
>>341448368
>you can't be attracted to breasts if you've seen a female before
What does this post even mean?
I have an idea I've been sitting on that I've put alot of thought into
>>341448002
U U
U U
>>341448608
>Theresa for life
THIS
When is Nintendo stream starting?
>>341448608
someone with taste
>>341448349
i fucking hate the
desu, tbqh, tbvh, senpai & etc
its really just cringeworthy trying to be "down" with the kool kids xD
>>341448438
why do you keep calling people kind young sir?
>>341447692
>than the sticky,
>>341448696
it's canceled
I thought Nintendo fans were all cute little angels. Guess i was wrong
>>341448718
stfu desu senpai
>>341448368
itt jealous queers and chestlets
>>341448460
EricxSam was obviously the power couple. Audrey seems like the busty hair twirler who skips through meadows listening to the Zelda OST, while playing on her 3DS.
>>341448718
desu at least has some meme history attached to it
it's memery but at least its our meme
>>341448562
>using that reaction face
>not asking for ass
absolutely degenerate
>Nintendo thread attracting pedophiles
No surprises here.
>>341448729
I'll change the OP for next thread
If a rolling sticky doesn't come up when the conference starts, then I apologise for being a massive idiot.
>that one qtpie Asian on the stream
>commenting about a guy playing with the wolf link amiibo
>won't stop fawning over wolf link
>would randomly inject some out-of-place commentary of how gorgeous wolf link is
Now I can't stop fapping to the idea that she probably wants to take Wolf Link's knot.
Who /sam/ here?
>>341448519
>>341448637
>>341448764
why
>>341448342
>don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
>>341448718
People are using it ironically you sperg
>>341448881
t b h is filtered into desu in case you didn't know
>>341448185
You mean kiss?
>>341448718
baka
>>341448718
fuck off desu
>>341448342
>ynw be fucked by Erik
>>341448943
That's Chiko
How long until the stream? Does it start same time as yesterdays?
>>341448249
There was a sticky yesterday, you dumb fuck.
>>341448943
How many huskies do you think she owns? Do you think she named one Link?
Why does every female Treehous employee wanna fuck Link so bad. Like, they're not even trying to hide the fact they want his master sword.
Theresa is pure and homely :3
>>341448985
He does it hoping it'll get the thread deleted.
>/v/ suddenly likes Treehouse again
What happened?
i jerked it tonight already, i dont want to go again
>>341448970
Man I miss that year...before Alison went off the deep end and was just the cute quiet one of the group.
>>341449170
Thirst.
>>341448918
>being a retard
No surprises here.
>>341448943
>>341449095
Sorry, unless the girl in your image showed up yesterday at some point, I mean. In that case, that's Krysta Yang.
>>341448648
It's the classic idea of:
>if you like something that I don't like, then that means you are a Virgin/child/autist/casual/fitting insult
>>341449112
No. A bit after. In about an hour and 15 mins. 10AM PDT
>>341448985
People realized Nintendo threads are engaging and discussing gameplay so they must shitpost in them. People might read their shitposts.
Also I guess mods are asleep.
>>341448970
Right here.
>>341449112
>There was a sticky yesterday, you dumb fuck.
? For about 5 minutes yeah
>>341449093
>Only 1 (ONE) penis
Bad picture
>>341449095
POST RANKINGS
Chiko = Audrey > Theresa > Sam > Kindra
>>341449254
F ;_;7
>treehouse doesn't run all year round
fml
>>341449239
>>341448918
Why do people always assume that posting shit like this will get the thread deleted when all that really happens is their posts get pruned?
>>341449235
>censor every bit of lewdness from games
>your consumers go full horndog when you show them your female marketers
I cant tell if this is genius or retarded
>>341449259
Thanks for the heads up. Can have a long soak in the bath and watch Ashens.
>>341449170
Thirsty kids lusting over a woman in a tight tshirt.
>>341448985
He's mad that people on /v/ are enjoying something so he's going to throw a hissy fit until he can get the thread deleted
>>341449254
Isn't that the guy who got fired last year for going onto a podcast without permission and insulting fans?
>>341449357
how can you be so wrong and right at the same time
>>341449357
Sam = Theresa > Chiko > Kindra > Audrey
Audrey's a 5/10 at best aside from her big fake tits.
>>341449297
She'd be a lot more attractive if she got rid of ner jew nose.
>>341449368
Old enough to know how to ban evade. Underage enough to think anyone cares.
>>341448990
Here's his butt for you
>>341449361
he was kinda cute too
>>341449406
yup
>>341449357
Theresa > Sam >>>>> Audrey > Kindra > Chiko
>>341448389
>>341449112
The mods are dumb fucks, though. They removed the sticky before Nintendo was even done streaming.
I wouldn't be surprised if those morons didn't even know Nintendo was going on again today.
>>341449368
It plagued /sp/ for a long time - some guy from Chicago had a dynamic IP, any thread he didn't like would be spammed with CP. The threads ended up being deleted and he would quickly get a new IP to go again. Good thing he's gone now.
AUDREY IS A USED UP SLUT
>>341449254
Literally who
>>341449406
Yeah the Xenoblade guy.
>>341449535
Sounds like a cuck to me
>>341448718
yet you use "kys"
>>341449587
take that fucking back
>>341449574
>league match threads usually free if supremely autistic
>big tournament like Euro cup comes around
>opening match thread yet again plagued by CP and gore spam
When you're in the wrong threads, /sp/ is worse than /b/
>>341447692
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was poring over her stacked physique the whole time. God damn though, she ain't THICC but she still ain't no skinny bitch. She built RIGHT.
this is a big guy
Things E3 got me excited for:
>Zelda
After trailer: "yeah alright looks good" - after treehouse yesterday :"holy shit, I need this game in my life, it's so good I can't believe it"
>Battlefield 1
Mildly excited, I like BF and this one looks decent, may enjoy it
>South Park
Looked pretty great, gonna be good I'm sure
>Horizon
Seemed okay, but honestly.. I'd probably rather play Zelda
>God of War
Very mixed feelings, seems like they gave this a TLOU treatment. I'm just being hopeful there is much, much more to the game than what we say, especially gameplay wise
>that was actually it
whelp
>>341449513
>Elbows out
>Lifts with back to finish
>Breathes out the entire time
>horizontal hip movements
He's in good shape, but this is awful.
>>341449767
True, that's why I stick to comfy threads when they're around.
>you will never drink audrey's milk
>>341449095
She wasn't sitting down, she was at the Zelda booth watching some neck beard play the Zelda demo.
>>341449767
/sp/ used to be the best board 4-5 years ago. It's shit now.
Bro's I just want another comfy Zelda stream with the girls. That's all.
Reminder BotW will be GOTYAY
Top men pick these women every year for us to fawn over
amazing
Does it continue at 10AM merica time?
I just wanted them to show a dungeon. I'm hoping for a surprise segment today.
>>341450062
TOP
>>341449535
He's like the perfect kind of chubby, I wish I could give him a hug
More seriously though, it's clear that Chris is very passionnate about video games and Nintendo, it's sad that they had to fire him
>>341449535
What happened to the left guy
>>341449916
why live
>>341450109
12pm CST, I think.
>>341447692
I hope its not another RPG
>>341450109
6pm GMT, so it depends on what area of BurgerLand you live in.
>>341450042
Breath of the Wild is basically a Witcher wanna be
>>341449916
Life is over
Is there a proper link for the nintendo treehouse live? I lost the one from yesterday
>>341449482
shit taste audrey the best
>>341450124
MEN
I'm hoping for confirmation on Yokai watch 2 at least, I liked the first one.
Late night demon rape time was also cool I hope that's still around
1 HOUR
>>341450062
T O P M E N
O
P
M
E
N
I want Audrey to milk my cock by wrapping her anus around it and squeezing as hard as she can with her vice-like sphincter. Then I can die happy. Is it really so much to ask?
>>341450257
Just use nintendo's youtube
did they fuck nintendo execs for the job?
The women who worship Bill and Reggie's cock the most get to slut it up on stage. The other girls must try again next year
>>341450221
I can tell you started playing video games in 2011.
>>341449976
Maybe we'll get a comfy stream with the girls today, but that's it for Zelda. I'm mostly watching for the girls, DQ, and whatever RPG announcement they have to make.
>>341450221
pls, sempai, delete this.
this put me in discomfort, that's not what i call comfy.
>>341450439
Alright Alright
it's a Quest 64 wannabe
DRAGON QUEST WHEN
>everyone suddenly forgot about how horrible treehouse is because there a hot girl with big tits working for them
>>341450221
lol
shouldn't it be starting 2 minutes from now? Says 12 EST for me.
i love seeing gays and girls get angry at/envious of audrey because they wish they could get that kind of attention from the boyz. makes my dick hard
>>341450548
I don't have much reason to be angry with them _right now_
I don't care about #FE because it already flopped in Japan and seemingly rightfully so, it looks like total shit.
Other than #FE there is nothing coming out that they (could) censor, so I'm alright atm
>>341450209
Norway, got a burgerfriend who's asking, thanks
Found a close up pic of audrey's face in a photoshoot! C U T E
>>341450431
>Sam's been one the main faces of Treehouse the past three years
You take that back you double nigger, Sam is innocent and just loves games.
>>341450548
Treehouse is maximum comfy, pleb
>>341450548
She's married, too. Not that anyone here would have any chances with her if it was different.
>>341450443
Oh my God. You can tell from this pic that she's cramming those puppies into a bra that's way to small for her since there's major overflow up top. They're even bigger than first thought boys. Coupled with the way she's looking into the camera and you've got yourself an image that's guaranteed to milk the cocks of even the highest test males.
I'm honestly speechless right now.
So im on both ninty's site and their youtube channel and there's no stream...
>>341450717
>muh comfy meme
Have fun with garbage game such as Color Splash and #FE.
You fucking Nintendrones are ridiculous seriously.
>>341450786
You gotta wait 59 minutes
>>341450716
but does she have big boobs
>>341450360
>>341450124
yes, Top men
TIME
FOR
MAXIMUM
COMFY
What do you think Audrey's milk tastes like?
I've always imagined it tasted like a warm motherly embrace, sweet and protective. The perfect warm drink before sleeping in her lap.
>>341450146
he wasn't really wrong either, just too rude for his position
>>341450548
Mega Milk and treehouse being shit are completely separate to me.
>mfw the SJWs at treehouse probably despise Milk-chan
>>341450784
>major overflow up top.
she can hardly contain herself.
>>341450548
why is it terrible, they talk about the game they present while not just spamming trailers
>>341450849
oh fuck just double checked the time it's at 1pm est baka desu senpai at myself.
>Confirmed that you can go straight to the end boss from the beginning of the game
But if you can go straight to the endboss that means that you don't need any items to actually progress through the game.
And that in turn probably means that all items you get for Puzzle solving you will get right before the puzzles like in the shrines during the demo, and that all actual physical items will only be convenience stuff like the Deku Leaf and the Kite.
What that means is that this games open world would completely inconsequential, and new items won't open up new paths, just make travel more convenient.
I'm genuinely afraid now. This might become a total blunder for me. I like being able to backtrack to places i've been before after getting a new item and then being able to get to places i couldn't before. If i can really just walk from one end of the game to the other if i wanted that would be really disappointing
>>341450879
During the Pokemon stream she had her coat off and they looked pretty respectable. Not on the same level as Audrey's obviously, but they weren't bad looking at all.
>>341450765
i bet there are handsome gents on /v/ that would legit have a chance lol. just cuz ur a permavirgin doesn't mean we all are
>>341450991
>they're starting an hour late
>probably ending at the same time
>only two days this year instead of three
This doesn't sound good to me.
Wasn't it starting now?
>>341451085
>i
>lol
>cuz
>ur
Am I on facebook or something?
>>341451085
do you think im cute anon? :3
>>341449095
holy shit is that megamilk shirt a shoop? please god tell me it isnt
>people calling it comfy
Having a six hour lasting diamond dick boner is not very comfy though...
Anyone got the .webm of her looking at the camera for a while with those eyes?
>>341451085
>i bet there are handsome gents on /v/ that would legit have a chance lol
There are, but I didn't want to include myself in this equation. That would just be mean to the rest of you.
>>341451165
Well thats what happen when you have no games.
>>341450879
She's the original treehouse titty waifu, but she always wears a jacket or something to cover them up.
>>341451165
Lets hope e3 wont take another life this year
>>341450997
That's what you already did in every other Zelda.
>>341451231
No, you're on /ninv/.
I saw the 12 year olds here yesterday too.
>>341450997
trust issues.
REPENT !
>>341450997
The gameplay showed Link getting one shotted by a forest rock giant that may or may not have been a "boss".
I'm not too concerned about being able to wander to the end. And I highly doubt you can just skip the story.
Worrying over speculation anon. Feel better.
WHERE'S THE STREAM
>>341449170
The image of the treehouse in these videos is way different from the image we get from them indirectly. They were having fun playing Zelda and sexualizing Link yesterday. It's hard to know who is the enemy there.
I don't know if the orders come from above or if any of the fuckers involved in the stream have power to make those calls and ruin the games with puritanism. If one of them fitted the stereotype, had mentioned shit on twitter I'm sure I'd hate their guts, but they all looked really chill.
I'm full of spite from their latest decisions, I just need a clear target.
Tits Amibo when?
>>341450997
The only thing it means is that you don't need items to beat the bosses, which is great. They might still have an optional weakness but it wont be "stun boss with dungeon item then beat it with your sword" every single time.
>>341451248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ3vf60U2_0
>>341451525
So a fairy amiibo?
>>341450997
oh hey it's that post again, that already has been debunked in the previous thread
>>341451248
This one?
>>341451248
I have a few
The Treehouse is fun and all, just like they've done the past several years. But why no Direct or presentation of any kind? They could have easily done both that and the Treehouse as in years prior. So do they seriously only have 2 games? BotW looks fantastic, but goddamn. There's nothing else?
>>341451591
I don't want a video I want the .webm of her looking at the camera
I know someone had it, I seen it in these threads all the time
>>341451641
yes, based anon thanks
my DICK
>>341447692
When does Nintendo's next stream start? Anyone have a link to it?
>>341451440
>Worrying over speculation anon. Feel better.
But that's wrong. Anouma straight up CONFIRMED that you can just go to the endboss from the beginning of the game and that you can skip the entire story
>>341449482
>stripped Link just because
>explained mechanics reasonably (despite her sounding a bit ditzy)
>was the most comfortable and (from what I could tell) the funniest
>>341450221
Yeah remember all those times in the witcher where you snowboarded down a mountain on your shield, or paraglided through canyons. The times you jumped off your horse and did a trickshot with your bow and arrow into an enemies weak point using the updraft from a grass fire?
>>341450671
>there is nothing coming out that they (could) censor
I see vagina bones
Who /justwatchingforbestgirl/aka Teresahere?
I don't even care for any of today's games, but yesterday was too comfy AND we got plenty of eyecandy. What's not to like?
>>341451690
Do some research.
They have
Zelda BotW
Pokemon S&M
#FE
Dragon Quest
New Mario Party
Monster Hunter Generations
Yet unannounced RPG (revealed later today) (new IP supposedly)
Some indies
>>341451775
Yes
>>341451782
and the game is already censored
>>341451520
I'm pretty sure the Treehouse are just grunts. They do editing and translating work, but they have to answer to other people. Bill seems to be the top Treehouse guy, followed by Sam and formerly Eric, and none of them seemed the type to get uppity over censoring things. Bill likes to give fans shit over Isabella, and Sam oogles male characters almost as hard as Audrey. And a lot of this censorship is stuff that's gotten a lot worse in the past year or so. Seems more like a chance in company policy than the whims of the Treehouse staff.
>>341451690
Treehouse with more games starts in an hour yeb, calm down
>>341447692
I love that morons actually complained about this and went full gay, live on 4chan.
>>341451891
Thanks Doc
>>341451858
Alright, but again begs the question, why no Direct in the beginning? It's good for marketing and hype, etc.
Should I post Zelda .webms?
>>341448307
source you are self
>>341450396
Same here anon, why is life so unfair?
>>341452053
No video games allowed on /v/.
>>341451858
>Pokemon S&M
Should make for some kinky play
>>341452053
Do it
>>341452053
Yes, I need the shield surfing ones.
What is your relationship with your mother like, /v/? Did she perhaps ever play these... "videogames" with you?
>>341451897
That guy on the right has the JUST haricut
When's the new stream start?
>>341452053
Fuck yes
>>341452176
45 minutes from now.
>>341452161
did Freud want to fuck his mom, bros?
>>341448050
>twitch stream/patreon
The reason she's there and not watching a stream at home (like you) is that she actually got a job in the industry.
>tfw shit PC and can't even watch live streams
Kill me already.
>>341452053
Sure, some dick to those who prefer those.
My dick is raw
>>341452053
Man, snowboarding on a shield looks cool as shit. I just hope it's not a useless feature that you only use once or at a specific time.
>>341452161
Only when I was very young, mr Freud
>>341448970
>That can of tobacco in her back pocket
>>341452053
>More people give a shit about Zelda's optional snowboarding than Ubisoft's game that's almost entirely about it
Must hurt to be a frog.
>>341452053
Fuck Zelda, post Dragon Quest.
>>341452334
Inspiring words to live by.
>>341452171
Why did I call this one bomb, it should've been boulder
Weird
I blame Audrey for wrecking my brain with her bazoombas
>>341452303
OFFICIAL girl rank.
Sam if she got rid of her jew nose > Big tits audrey > Teresa >Kindra >Chiko > Current Sam > Small tits AudreyIf Akiko were there she would be above everyone
>>341449224
She was already pretty crazy then with the google doc and all
>>341449805
>Ghost Recon
>God of War
>Horizon
>The Last Guardian
>Death Stranding
>VR Batman
>VR X Wing Missions
>Spider-Man
>Zelda
and thats also with
>FF XV
>Persona
>Monster Hunter Generations
>Pokémon Sun
coming out as well.
Christ. Expanding my idorcy is going to bankrupt me.
>>341452348
Fucking American pussy man.
>>341452334
wtf? there's no way he said that right.
>>341451651
>>341451641
/v/ you are getting more and more pathetic
Will any and all events of any kind now be about some random 5/10 that sat before a camera?
you people would probably vehemently hate her right now if she had a brighter hair color painted
>>341450960
>filename
>>341451797
Theresa is easily the best girl. Cute, professional, knows her shit, and not to mention C U T E
gee i sure love censorship and sjws
>>341452348
Girl smokers are fucking hot though
Honestly I just want Audrey to absolutely CRUSH my penis with her amazing asshole muscles.
>>341452462
The game looks interesting and all, but something about those textures and graphics are just abysmal
>>341452538
>>341452578
be quiet kid
learn to love the milk goddess that is Audrey
praise her sphere orbs
>>341452305
https://github.com/chrippa/livestreamer
You can now
Dorito Pope's going to play Jade's game on stream!
SCHEDULE
WHERE
>>341451897
It's really odd. I just wish we had some way of confirming who did what and why that decision was made. If NoA is so cocky to the point of editing games to the extent they are doing these days the artist should also sign the fucking painting. Give them names. I want to know who the fuck thinks they know what is best for me.
It's upsetting when these things are made. The development cycle ended. I just want to buy their fucking product as is. All those changes only push me away. They should at least give you the option.
>>341452578
Watch her get mad on twitter and /v/ doing a full 180 and calling her a feminist SJWs whore.
Pathetic manchildren board.
>>341449805
>Not excited for Metroid Prime team's new space-waifu
How much time till it starts fellow nintoddlers?
JUST
>>341452871
1 hour 20 minutes ago
>>341452871
Four Namekian minutes.
My only real issues so far are performance related. The pop-in and framerate issues are lame.
Thankfully I'm assuming the NX version will fix all this. Guess I'm getting that one.
ITT underage
>On Nintendo's twitch because I'm a retard
>Every fucking idiot keeps asking when it starts
>Post "Try reading what the splash screen says"
>Insta-ban for an hour
Haha what the fuck
>>341452915
>>341452857
>watch her get mad on twitter
She didn't get a boobjob because she gets offended by people looking at her udders, you know. She knows and is cool with it
>>341452983
That means I can wait until lunch time
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/116888-Overwatch-vs-Battleborn-Review
Is he right, /v/?The answer is yes
>>341452681
worst fetish
>>341453039
But if she did, you are already here to defend her from all kinds.
>>341453031
Anything remotely lewd gets the hammer, half of Twitch must've been banned after the Nintendo conference.
>>341452621
I don't get it. A lot of these people are making funny sexual jokes at Link. One of them even joked that the Stalchild hand looked like it was trying to grab Link's ass when it was sheathed. They've also fucking crazy and destructive in the environment and want to kill everything they come across.
These don't seem like the kind of people that would censor every little thing in all the games they translate. I don't fucking understand. Who is behind the censorship? Is it Reggie? It can't be the higher ups in Japan, because if that were the case, none of the stuff that they'd want to censor would be in the game in the first place.
I'm so confused.
>>341452915
this reminds me of the comic where the guy sticks a branch in his bike spokes and then blames jews or something after he flips off of it
When does this start?
>>341453039
>>341452992
You should've stuck around for nintendo minute last night, then.
They were showing off screen footage of the game and it was 100% silky smooth.
All fps issues were caused by the stream itself
>>341453018
I think most people here are just incredibly horny and want to suckle on Audrey's duds, or get their dick crushed in her ass.
>>341453092
>please disable third party extensions to view
Bah
There are only two worthy girls on the Treehouse streamand it's not Kindra, Chiko, or Audrey
>>341453142
Would her turning into an SJW whore would immediately make her boobs disappear?
what does audrey's poop smell like?
>>341453276
roses
>>341452778
link?
>>341453276
Shit
>>341453031
>>341453172
Didn't a ton of Twitch get banned during the stream opening yesterday because they kept posting during Reggie's moment of silence for the dead homos?
>>341453265
So why do you hate SJW whores at all?
They all have a pussy, better defend every last one of them in the hopes of them rewarding you with it?
Cause that worked so well out for the last 30 years of your life.
>>341453039
When people post this webm I think I'm supposed to be impressed by Link not getting hit but honestly I'm far more intrigued by that back Bokoblin burning the grass with his swinging
>>341453236
Sam is qt I don't care what anyone says
Audrey is not for sexual, she is for games.Okay, she is also for sexual.
>>341453204
>>341453236
Is it Krysta? She's pretty fuckable, good for BJs
But right now my dick belongs to Audrey. I want her to fondle my balls while I devour her boobies.
>>341453208
You mean suckle on her bazongas WHILE getting their dick crushed in her ass
>>341453039
look at dat hitbox
>>341452992
The NX version will be the same as the Wii U version.
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/zelda-breath-of-the-wild-on-wii-u-and-nx-will-be-t/1100-6440876/
>>341449170
salty coins
>>341452992
>>341453204
I think the wiiu version looks perfectly good. It's a relief its confirmed the NX version isn't going to look that much better, I can't afford another console for a while.
>>341453421
Hnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg
>>341453182
Probably some management at the top of localization team. Most of the Treehouse staff we see are mid-tier there.
>>341453407
I'm with you buddy. I'm with you
>>341453431
Wrong. It's Sam and Theresa
>>341453208
She's got that awkward confidence about her that I like, though.
Like she's confident in her words and actions but awkward nonetheless.
>>341453204
I've heard from people that played the game live that the framerate dips significantly during combat.
I'm not trying to be a downer. This is easily the most excited I've been about a game in ages.
>>341453391
And, are the boobs still there? Because that's the part that I'm fapping to, not the shit that they are saying
>>341453421
Do you think she swallows?
>>341452117
You better get your fudging butt back to the pit where you frikening belong you mother hugger.>Sam and Max S4 never
>>341452915
Jesus the graphics are so shitty.
>Audrey says she doesn't wear clothes as link because she want's to see a mans naked body
>Is probably a SJW feminist too who screams "SEXUALIZATION" at everything
>You can't sexualize males though
>>341453568
Good thing you are easily distractable.
>that disgusting horseface
I don't understand.
>>341453498
Unless they're using the exact same hardware, the FPS will differ. Don't be retarded.
>>341453498
"It doesn't SOUND like graphics will be affected"
I don't believe that for a second. If the NX is as powerful as everyone is saying it is, I don't believe they'll have to run this game in 720p on it.
>>341450784
Aa got sum major overflow downstairs if u knw what aa mean
>>341453663
What?
Sorry I got distracted while reading
>>341453498
Clickbait.
The context was in comparison to TP being mirrored.
Graphics will obviously be different, even if only upscaled.
>>341453640
>making this assumption about her
She was wayyyy too laidback to be a SJW.
>>341453182
>grils have to be censored, so men can't fap
>link can be shirtless and nude so grils can fap
feminism
that bra must be uncomfortable
>>341453763
Exactly
Audrey never cared, she's just a normal chick playing games who likes sex
>>341453759
and possibly better framerate, at least when it will have its inevitable dips for some locations/explosions.
>>341453670
>>341453729
>>341453759
>When asked if the Wii U and NX versions would deviate with regards to visuals or content, Aonuma replied that the game was the same on both platforms.
What's with the denial? Aonuma said the game would be the same in terms of both visuals and content.
>>341448718
Gb2 reddit
>Fapped twice to audrey already today
>>341453407
>>341453547
Sam has been pretty underrepresented this year because of all the focus on Audrey's drakes. But she's still best Treehouse
>>341453092
>$70 for OW
what the fuck australia
>>341453802
Pushup bras generally are.
Reminder to watch 24 hours of Zelda BotW pass by
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/zelda/movie/top.mp4
Literally the GOAT video
It even has a small meteorite crashing
>>341453872
>senpai
>not a normalfags tier reddit meme
Anyone else?
>Open your eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSMeUPFjQHc
>>341452718
The graphical style is so comfy, reminds me a lot of when I played Jak and Daxter and would wonder what lied beyond the playable area, seeing all of the cool environments in the distance.
>>341453867
Unless the GPU is exactly the same, the framerate WILL BE DIFFERENT. Because that's how fucking hardware works.
>>341453828
And I can really appreciate that. She's very likeable.
>>341453867
Because it makes NO sense to not utilize stronger hardware.
They're going to want to give the NX version at least some edge over the Wii U version in order to draw more interest towards that version.
They aren't going to come right out and say "yeah the version we're showing off right now is inferior".
The framerates and draw distances will absolutely be better on the NX simply due to the better hardware.
>This bitch dumbed down my Fire emblem's writing from 8-4's master flow.
No amount of breasts will change my hatred.
>>341453917
>>341453802
Yeah.
We should let them know that, she would feel better and more relaxed if she just take it off
>>341453931
Fuck me
>>341454019
This.
Treehouse is trash.
>>341453905
I miss blonde Audrey.
I like Sam in a non sexual way. She just seems really nice like a mother or a teacher or something.
>>341453640
I've listen to a lot of Nintendo Voice Chat and she never seemed to give a shit about stuff like that
>>341453828
And if Sam was right last year, Audrey even has a Chrom oppai mousepad that's his ass.
>>341453867
>I have zero idea how hardware works.
Framerate drops aren't something they program INTO the game, anon.
If the NX is more powerful than the Wii U, the framerate will be better. That's how it works.
>>341453971
>>341454010
Why do you assume the NX's hardware will be better when all we've heard about it is that it's going to try to bring back the Wii's audience and the family market?
>>341453896
I want Audrey to be shown what /v/ has been saying about her.
I want her to read out posts made about her like all those "I want to SUCK her boobs" or "I need her anally" loud on stream while live.
I want someone to visualize the total amount of semen spilled to her during treehouse live streams so she sees it. "This is how many litres of sperm men worldwide have fired thanks to your ridiculously big milk bags"
>>341454074
This girl is much cuter desu
>>341453905
Sam's just so incredibly chill.
>all these 5/10 girls
>toddlers can't stop talking about them
I guess we're not getting any games discussion today again.
>yfw Nintendo fires Audrey for having big tits
looool
>>341453347
zelda
>>341453867
>Aonuma gives reason to why link is right handed
>everyone knows he's bullshitting
>Aonuma replied that the game was the same on both platforms
>everyone jumps to conclusions
why
>>341454019
>>341454085
>thinking these people are personally responsible for localizations
I mean, it would make sense, but I'd appreciate a source.
Has it started yet? Got home from getting my comics.
>>341454146
Because even the Wii was better than the gamecube.
>>341453931
>https://www.nintendo.co.jp/zelda/movie/top.mp4
I see something moving on the volcano.
>>341449805
>not being excited for Spidey
>or Horizon
>or Tekken
>>341454127
>If the NX is more powerful than the Wii U
That's a big if, anon.
>>341454212
maybe it turns out she's moonlighting somewhere too?
>>341453931
Everything looks like total ass from far away though. The draw distance is garbage. Even on the ground trees and shit start popping up like 20 feet away and it ruins the immersion. Probably gonna wait for the NX version to fix this.
do girls like audrey and sam actually exist?
huge boobs and like video games?
only girl i know who like video games are
a: fat
b:ugly
or do they just pretend because they work for nintendo?
>>341453931
>meteorites randomly crash and leave behind items
My dick just keeps getting harder
What happened to this hottie?
>>341454181
You mean game, singular because it's only Zelda
>>341454146
You've heard that from who exactly?
How long until today's stream?
>>341454387
>like video games
They are your typical xd gamur gurls who only play nintendo games and think that Zelda is the best series ever.
Plenty of those fake cunts everywhere buddy.
>>341454415
out cucking someone
>>341454387
My gf has pretty big boobs and likes video games. She's really quiet though and we very fortunately met and may have never spoken with each other otherwise.
>>341453931
asteroid crash is at 16:30 for everyone
>>341454415
Got fired
>>341454520
30 minutes, I think.
>>341454415
literal prostitute, glad she's gone
>>341454415
anon...
>>341454423
https://mynintendonews.com/2016/06/15/ubisoft-says-nintendo-nx-will-recapture-wii-players-nintendo-addressing-family-market/
The people developing the only game for the NX that isn't Zelda.
>>341454387
Do you live under a rock or something?
>>341454415
2hot4ninty
>>341454159
tfw innocent girls being shown how guys lust after them is my fetish
I like to imagine what it's like for them to be confronted with it
Same thing with celebs. Do you ever think about celebrity women who google themselves + fakes? Do you think they blush?
How much shit do you think Kit is in for accidentally spoiling that Link had been asleep for 100 years when BotW starts?
Is Kimishima going to have the yakuza break his gaijin fingers?
WHAT IF AUDREY ISNT THERE TODAY
>>341454387
But Audrey is ugly
Is it the same person?
>>341454239
I have no idea either. Don't feel like looking it up, so I'm just hating on everyone at Treehouse.
She wrote at IGN, I don't know what kinda job that qualifies her for at Nintendo. Probably just PR.
>>341454415
She kinda looks like the chick that offered to babysit my son for free
>>341454381
Aonuma said the NX version will have no graphicla differences.
>>341454415
Currently facing statutory rape and drug possession charges.
>>341454415
Fired for working as a escort.
>>341454415
>subtle panty peek
MUH DICK
>>341452053
SO HERE I AM
>>341454752
Aonuma said the Wii U and NX versions would be the same general experience, didn't say anything about graphics
>>341454415
she's a massive fucking slut
>>341454690
RIOT
>THE MUSIC IS BACK
WE MUSIC NOW
>>341454675
Audrey is anything but innocent anon. Theresa might blush though. Sam would just be unphased.
>>341454690
Then I'll just fap to Sam's jew tits
>>341454752
>draw distance = graphics
Nintenbabs, everyone.
Where is the treehouse stream?
>>341454680
I'll visit his funeral
If there even is one
>>341454146
Nintendo is bringing the casuals back through mobile and their other ventures.
The actual NX has been confirmed multiple times as hardcore-focused.
It definitely won't be another Wii, for better or for worst.
>>341454836
WHERE'S THE STREAM.
OP DON'T HAVE IT.
NINTENDO'S CHANNEL DON'T HAVE IT.
>>341454960
>The actual NX has been confirmed multiple times as hardcore-focused.
Where?
>>341454728
Doesn't that kinda seem unjustified?
>>341454528
It's not really being a "gamer gurl" if you work at Nintendo.
DOOT DOOT DAH
>>341454637
>monster hunter for 3 hours
>>341454415
Was she part of the localization team also?
>>341454675
https://youtu.be/wRCmVfkjn1A?t=13
>>341454962
>>341454908
Just search Nintendo Twitch e3 2016 first link
>sex-positive feminist
Into the trash it goes.
STREAM LINK FAGS
>>341454680
When did this happen?
Deleted from the youtube upload?
>>341454962
TWITCH SLASH NINTENDO YOU STUPID CHILD OF MEN
>>341454876
>Theresa
>"w-what.. me? Why.. Audrey is the one who... they what?.."
>"Wow.. this guy even said.. I can't say this.. he wants to f-fuck me.. really.."
>>341454962
>>341454908
You can go to twitch nintendo.
twitch/nintendo
>>341455138
Aight thank, did I miss DQ7?
>>341454085
>mother
>non sexual way
whats wrong with you?
>>341455124
absolutely disgusting
>>341455142
That's one of the most autistic, but C U T E things I've ever read
Does anybody know when nintendo's part two starts today?
>>341454267
Is there something moving around on Death Mountain?PANIC
>>341455136
IT STARTED
>>341455124
>Nose ring
Nothing was lost at all
>>341449357
weeb detected
>>341455124
I positively want to sex her slutcunt.
>>341455019
By Iwata and Kimishima.
They're going as far away as possible from the Wii family.
Miyamoto stated they don't need to try and broaden the gaming audience like they did with the Wii since mobile is already doing it.
The new Zelda will be shit.
>epic minecraft shit
>downgraded graphics
>framerate issues
kek
>>341455110
There's another show?
These guys really want to sink their boat.
comfy time in 15 mins
>people prefer titty monster and Sam over cute and friendly Theresa
>>341455137
In the Nintendo Minute that came on after Treehouse stream last night. It was early on when they were discussing their favorite moments and talked about the opening. If it's gone now, then it really was a fuck up.
>>341454690
>ninty forces her to wear a big sweater of her jugs
i know no worse fates
>>341455320
>minecraft invented cutting trees
>>341455320
They should be showing it on the NX if the NX is supposed to be this super thing
ARE YOU READY FOR A NEW ACTION RPG IP?
>>341455326
Is a show for mobile games of nintendo
>>341455290
Do you have any actual citations, though?
>>341455408
Theresa has yellow teeth
that's not qt
Don't blame Audrey for God gifting her with gigantic udders
She's really just an innocent video game gurl
>>341454690
WHAT IF SHE IS BUT IS WEARING AN APPROPRIATELY SIZED BRA, OR A SHIRT THAT IS ONE SIZE LARGER?!
>>341454876
>Sam would just be unphased
I guess that makes sense. Anons have been talking about her tits or having her sit on their face, or cumming on her nose for like three years now.
>>341455320
Why are you in this thread
>>341455430
>Nintendo forces her to get a mastectomy
>>341455525
those titties are fake though
>>341454836
>Music is back
>>341455482
I don't want another RPG DAMMIT
>>341455408
Audrey has been my 3d waifu since 2010 back her IGN days. We have a long and beautiful history together. Now fuck off.
>>341450062
Do you think she would consider herself to be a top woman?
>this music
>>341455547
>that guy
FUG. I need to go home from work in one hour. I'm 120% sure I will miss the best announcement in the universe.
>>341454387
Women don't have any hobbies or interests like men do, all they care about is getting laid or sustaining their existence
>>341455260
On the left, at 2:20.
It seems to go around the mountain.
>>341455525
>Theresa has yellow teeth
DELETE THIS
>>341455224
>>341455254
Starts at 10 am pacific. Jewtube gayming for the time wrong
Remember guys, here's their game line-up:
>Pokémon Go Demonstration / Q & A - 10:30am Pacific / 1:30pm Eastern / 6.30pm UK / 7.30pm CET
>'Nintendo 3DS Action/Adventure/RPG Debut Gameplay' - 10:55am Pacific / 1:55pm Eastern / 6.55pm UK / 7.55pm CET
>Monster Hunter Generations - 12:45pm Pacific / 3:45pm Eastern / 8.45pm UK / 9.45pm CET
>Rhythm Heaven Megamix - 3:50pm Pacific / 6:50pm Eastern / 11.50pm UK / 12.50am CET
Those are just the confirmed slots, the following games are also due to be shown through the day:
>Paper Mario: Color Splash
>Mario Party Star Rush
>Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
>Dragon Quest VII: Fragments of the Forgotten Past
>[Apparently Yo-kai Watch 2: Bony Spirits and Fleshy Souls is also due to be shown].
Taken from http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2016/06/reminder_day_two_of_e3_brings_multiple_nintendo_games_including_a_new_role-playing_ip if you need a source.
l-lewd.
Theresa is my treefu. She'll put on a summerdress and have a picnic with me after the show.
>>341455809
what if she knows of all the comments and puts out all the cleaveage today
>>341455809
I'd do a shirtless run with her anytime.
>>341455672
>all women care about is getting laid
This could not be more ironic since this entire thread is drooling over a girl who didn't even show a bit of skin.
>>341447692
>100% serious discussion about nintendo edition
>Posts titbait
I hope at least they pay you well, Nintendo marketer?
>>341455793
MONSTER HUNTER FOR 3 HOURS
>>341455809
She's so brave, as a woman on Twitter
>>341455949
Well they are getting pretty desperate. its kind of hard when you have literally no games at all to show.
Might as well shill this
http://www.strawpoll.me/10485243/
>>341455949
Alright, alright. I'll change it for the next threadmaybe
>>341454675
>>341454159
No, they would be fucking horrified that ugly losers like you are fapping to her. I know I would be fucking scared of getting raped if someone told me something like that
>>341456026
>literally
They literally had 2.
>>341455927
I never said men don't care about getting laid?
>>341455847
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHES MINE
>>341454795
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
>>341455504
There was also this couple years back. Most likely that other stuff is in their annual meetings with investors and shit.
where's the sticky
>you will never be the guy in charge of handling the layout of the stream
>you will never include a twitter and twitch comment feed that shows all the thousands of pervy "NICE BOOBS GIRL", "holy shit those balls", "MEGA MILK!" or "I wish I could suck those orbs" comments live on stream
why live
>>341455809
m'gamer
>>341455885
>all the cleaveage today
My breath quickened.
>>341450221
It's taking a lot of effort to not start swearing violently at the fact that you think this.
>>341456257
Sorry to say guys, but based on my analysis these mammary glands appear to be non genuine.
>>341455949
Comfy E3 threads are for conferences/presentations that isnt the sticky
Nintendo still has their treehouse, which is why this thread is still here
>>341456135
You implied that men have better things to do when it's scientific fact that men think about and care about sex more.
>>341456257
I WANT AUDREY TO BE MY MOMMY
>>341456197
>empty promises.jpg
>>341455885
Let us pray for a deep/v/ shirt
>>341449095
>Chiko not on twitter
BEST GIRL
>>341456124
really? TWO entire games?
ok that's it Nintendo is saved everyone.
>>341456469
Reminder that Chiko is braindead, yet still manages to hate her life
>Nintoddlers obsessed with some fake tits bimbo
>>341456515
Yeah, two games yesterday.
Like eight games today.
>>341448562
You're a giant piece of shit for using that image
>JUST DO IT CHIKO
Why were they bullying her? Screw your presentation
>>341456580
>not bullying the qt asian
new bread
>>341456580
If you don't like it, remove it!
>>341455809
What shirtless run? Did I miss something?
Link?
>>341456565
These threads are full of casuals babies.
New Thread:
>>341456216
>>341456216
>>341456216
>>341456216
>>341456515
You said they literally showed no games.
They literally (factually) showed two.
Don't worry guys, she knows
She responded to about 500 tweets last night so she must've seen all of these kind of tweets too, just hasn't replied to them ofc
>>341454752
No he fucking didn't. Is Aonuma the most misquoted man in the history of video games?
>>341456403
Yes, all men try to become masters of crafts since the beginning of time.
It doesn't mean they can't think about sex all the time.
All I said was that women won't get engaged in anything unless it leads to sex or sustaining themselves. And it's true.
New thread when
>>341450221
Witcher 3's overworld is very much "Look at me and walk/ride on top of me"
BotW is very "Interact with me, explore me further than just setting your coordinates on me"
they have similarities, but they end pretty quick
>>341453931
>tfw no morning theme
The music is the only thing letting this game down for me. Every game in the series so far had fucking magical music now matter how mediocre the game was.
>>341456564
Anon what
Where did you get such info
>>341448718
The fuck are you doing here? Baka
>>341451240
Shoop
>>341447692
I saved yesterday's cum tribute to her.
>>341452578
>5/10
You have no idea what you are talking about. Guessing you just underage and have no idea about the world or you are just a sjw.
>>341447692
>Clapping
I feel like a real american now
>>341453039
I'd be willing to bet Link has really small hitbox, but from what I've seen everything else, enemies and stuff, has HUGE hitboxes. I wish that wasn't the case.
