Comfy Nintendo E3 Treehouse thread, stream starting soon (2 hours)
On today's menu:
A look at Monster Hunter
Unannounced RPG for the 3DS
Dragon Quest
Reggie telling us how bad #FE got censored
Exciting new Mario Party title
You know, a bunch of indies
Come in and be comfy!
What do you think the new RPG will be?
So apparently a new IP today?
What do you think it is /v/?What do you hope it is?
I want a Dragon Quest 7 3DS release date
First for woman in blue
I love these threads and I love all of you!
>>341439725
I hope it's a harvest moon style RPG where you focus on raising dairy cows
>watching the Zelda reveal
>>341439725
It will be shovelware garbage.
I think there is enough time to show also Color Splash and some surprises.
Remember, the schedule is not definitive.
Because fuck releasing another MH on the Wii U, right? What a terrible fucking idea that would be.
>>341439619
BIGGER
MILKER
STRONGER
bring back boobs chan
>>341439892
WiiU is done for at this point and there is no new MH, this one is just MHX (which was meh) getting translated
I have no doubts the NX will get an all new MH
>>341439892
MH is a handheld series now, like Pokemon pretty much. All console releases have sold worse than on handheld. Yes, even the PS2 games.
>>341439725
Something cheap and cheerful on the eShop like they did with Boxboy and Pullblox.
Hope it's aSquid Sisters rhythm gamethough
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326/
>>341439725
DMC5
>>341439725
Did they say new IP?
Anyways I think it's a smaller game or something mediocre. Not getting my hopes up
Hmm, the nintendo site says 10am
I assume they mean 10am los angeles (e3) time, so that's actually in 2h45m, no?
>>341440035
Sure, but ... it seems like NX is the _only_ Nintendo platform moving forward, right?
They are combining all their efforts into ONE platform. A kind of hybrid?
It can't possibly be a pure handheld considering it'll run a superior version of Zelda BotW
>>341439915
>WE CAN EXPAND THEM
>WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
>>341439619
Oh boy here come another day of autistic virgins weeb masturbating to an ugly xD gamur gurl.
>>341440087
>le ugly sidekick
Do you think they lactate?
>>341440128
>I assume they mean 10am los angeles (e3) time, so that's actually in 2h45m, no?
Right, it starts an hour later today
>>341440087
I have no idea which is which, just make a picture with names on it
>>341439619
WAIT..
>>341440157
Hell yes, wanna join us, anon?
>>341440232
I-I think shes cute
>>341440293
>comparing glorious 2D with 3DPD
This is disgusting.
>>341439725
Monster Hunter Stories
>>341440128
>it seems like NX is the _only_ Nintendo platform moving forward, right?
That's speculation at best, daydreaming at worse.
>It can't possibly be a pure handheld considering it'll run a superior version of Zelda BotW
They said they will be the same exact game on both platforms. So, no superior version.
I'm unironically looking forward to pirating #FE, plus the battle theme is kinda cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zs4iDaU6do
>I waited too long to buy a WiiU and it's abandoned now
>>341440293
I swear she's doing it on purpose
>Woke up in time to see Audrey
Nice
Can we stop posting about the 3D whores? Is ruining these threads
Go make another one for that
>>341440393
Well, you didn't miss much of anything. Bayo, MH3U, and Hyrule Warriors were all I really enjoyed.
>>341440386
I have wanted #FE from the start but NoA has done all it can to make me pirate it
>>341440393
>and it's abandoned now
Good, probably will get a price-drop at holiday time.
I'll finally get to play Pikmin 4 unless the emulator makes stupidly good progress.
>All these threads about Audrey's Honkers
So this is where the expression "Flat-ery will get you nowhere" comes from.
>>341440383
Maybe that's just PR speak.
Why would they willingly say "To be honest, no point in anyone keeping their WiiUs or buying this for the WiiU, just get the NX version with better fps"
>>341440352
That's because you're a sidekick Robin
>>341440393
pirating or cemu is your friend
>>341440393
If the NX has no backwards compatibility, people will be forced to buy a Wii U anyway for some specific games.
>wake up this morning
>Smash Bros is 45% off on the eShop
I know I'm late but ok then!
>>341440467
Its gonna get worse when the stream start.
>>341439725
It's actually Mother 4 (unrelated to that indie fangame) with graphics like Poké Sun&Moon.
>>341440512
>sidekick
But that would imply two people.
>>341440467
>can we stop talking about 3DPD, this isn't the thread for thatread the OP again carefully
>>341440507
Is anyone surprised that they're fake?
>>341440461
Holy fuck I just fapped again
>>341439725
Microsoft got stingy so Platinum took Scalebound to Nintendo.
>>341440509
TP on GC and Wii was basically the same, despite the Wii being slightly more powerful than a GC. So, yeah, it will be the same, maybe with slightly more stable fps and that's it.
>>341440507
>flat-ery
Why is the english language so versatily?
>>341440130
>>341439915
lol poor girl
>>341440684
>Tfw Scalebound on PC
I love video games.
>>341440087
So mostly audreys and fags posting here?
I want to milk her tits put it in bottles and sell it as Lon Lon milk
>>341439725
It's actually a surprise NX reveal out of the blue
So we don't get any new zelda stuff today right?
>>341440684
Rather have Bayonetta 3 desu
>>341440601
Sidekicks can fall in love with other Sidekicks
>>341440738
>so versatily?
Versatile
Because it's an amalgamation of every other language.
>>341440763
But anon, I already have a wii u
MegaMilk has that fucking look. You know the one.
>>341440795
Only a little bit, I think. No focus on it though.
>>341440763
Now I have an excuse to be Hylian Heat!
I LOVE THIS GAME REEEE
>90% of the post will be thirsty underages again
Im out, enjoy your shit thread, you ruined treehouse for me /v/ fuck you, it was so good last year
>>341440738
>Why is the english language so versatily?
It's the most informative dense language with very consistent sentence structuring
>>341439725
>>341440378
Has a game that got its own amiibo ever NOT been localised yet?
Mobster Hunter stories has its own amiibo. My money is on that getting shown.
>these are your two travel companions in Hyrule
>>341440806
I can't believe that people are still fucking pissed about Bayo 2.
>>341440763
Needs changed to "Of E3"
>>341440461
why does she pad her bra so much?
does she have something to prove to the audience or something?
Reminder that treehouse is garbage and your disgusting 3DPD waifu slut is garbage.
>>341440948
See you in an hour.
>>341440882
CUMSLUT
U
M
S
L
U
T
>>341440293
You point out that it's no the same hairclip?
>>341440851
Yeah I knew I accidentally made that grammar mistake
>>341440948
Bullshit.
Last year was literally the same thing.
In fact, every treehouse stream ever has always been 50% people talking games and 50% people talking about how they want to fuck [treehouse girl showing game]
Just look at this old image someone made
I just wished for new wii u games...
No games for the next 3 months.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>341440763
i already own a wii u ._.
>>341440087
>no option for licking Audrey dick
Shit poll
>>341440684
Scalebound looked so bad though.
Please, show that Color Splash is actually good
>Please, show that Color Splash is actually good
Please, show that Color Splash is actually good
>Please, show that Color Splash is actually good
Please, show that Color Splash is actually good
I need TTYDfags to shut the fuck up.
>>341440608
Holy shit I didn't catch that, fucking sneaky.
>>341440882
Mammaries this big should be illegal
>>341441016
Maybe she wears a padded bra to stop her nipples from showing? A lot of women who go on live TV do that.
>>341441096
This year is way worse
>>341440882
that look like she'd be disgusted with my existence?
>>341441096
lol i remember that blonde chick, it was the same thing with her
I want the sequel to LBX translated Nintendo
>>341441096
>they all look worse now
>besides Sam who literally didn't even change her outfit
>>341441119
I don't even care anymore.
I have a WiiU and I don't regret it, I got my fun out of it to be honest.
MH3U, DKCTF, SM3DW, Pikmin 3, SMM, Bayo 2, MK8, Pokken, WW HD etc.
I really can't complain too much.
I'm ready for the NX now. I just hope it'll be region free and not a pure handheld, I don't care about playing on the go
>>341441002
>>341440882
>>341440763
>>341440461
>>341440293
>>341440130
>>341439915
>>341439619
>It's just big titted joosten
i can see the appeal.
>>341441003
I will never stop smiling at this
>>341441160
>titty monster in Cia cosplay
Aonuma make it happen!
>>341441096
it was 35% games, 35% waifus, 30% Erik
>>341439619
BIG
>>341441291
Few more games wouldn't hurt. The wii u has barely 4 years and this year just 3 games were released.
I'm fucking hope for a direct soon.
>>341441096
and hell, if you lived in the Pacific Northwest you actually could go out and pay to fuck Alison Rapp. :^)
>>341441380
Quiet is so fucking ugly
>>341440375
here's something just to soothe your autism
>>341441438
>you'll never have 100% of Erik in your life
>>341439725
anything that's single player desu
>>341441413
>So many buthurt autist
Jesus christ, pathetic.
HOMOGAYS OUT
>>341441438
me on the right
>>341439725
I hope its a good game so i can finally decide and buy a 2DS. Every other console in this gen is incredible boring. I guess /v/ wasn't lying when they said Vidya is dead
3DPD
>>341441413
>A GAME I WANT IS ON THE WII U! BUT THERE ARE NO GAMES THAT I WANT ON THE WII U!
What kind of logic even is this?
>>341441524
HNNNGGGGG
>>341441438
Yeah true.
RIP Erikfags
>tfw remember how we thanked Treehouse and they were so happy about it and took this photo
>now they hate us
What happened lads. Poor Bill
>>341441413
>muh bayo
lel it doesnt even sold much in wii u, fucking failure console. now bayonetta will never get 3rd game, now bayonetta only in shitty party fighting games
>>341441524
my thanks
>>341441667
>and buy a 2DS.
Should get a N3DS for the extra power and then hack it.
>>341441689
The same logic you see with mustards claiming they want games on the PS4 but would rather hope for a PC version
>>341441413
This makes me remember that people called the Wii U "dead" since 2013 already.
It took then 4 years to be right.
>>341441770
>3D
>waifu
Fuck off normalfag.
>>341441752
>not even 1 mil sold
wew lads
>>341441752
The salt still flows
>That sexually suggestive female with the large chest
Why won't Nintendo think of the children?
>>341441413
Fuckin saved
>>341441730
/cringe
>>341440763
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10486326/
Now I have an excuse to buy a WiiUi already have one
>>341441752
1 million is not bad considering it doesn't count digital sales and Bloodborne only sold 2m on a console with almost 4 times the userbase
>>341441438
Erik confirmed best girl
>>341441730
This happened? when
>>341441787
What?
How is that bad to want a game on objectively better hardware with more input options?
>>341441438
little mac there doesn't stand a chance
>>341439619
Her face's horrible, what the fuck is wrong with all of you?
audrey kinda looks likemy mom
>>341441752
Those sales are amazing for bayonetta are you high
Hell she even got in smash
>>341441730
only one black guy?
also RIP to this seriously why the fuck would the like us anymore after this stuff. Bill saw of picture of audrey like that. Please do not do that.
>>341441380
I don't even know who she is and I don't care, but her face is a bit better than Joost's.
>>341442035
I'd fuck your mom
>>341441730
wow, that's actually kind of awesome
>>341441752
If Bayo sold badly, they wouldn't have bothered to put her in Smash. Clearly the game surpassed Nintendo's expectations.
>>341441752
>more than 1/5th the sales of smash bros
that's more than I expected out of Bayo 2
>>341441931
After the first Treehouse 2 years ago.
It was pretty nice.
Understandable too because we had never gotten literally days worth of pure gameplay shown by anyone ever - then Nintendo came along with Treehouse and gave us just gameplay, hour after hour after hour.
So /v/ thanked them and they were really happy and shit.
Then censorship happened last year and everyone was angry with Nintendo over Fatal Frame, Xenoblade, #FE, Bravely Default etc.
Then Alison Rapp got fired.
I think right now all of Treehouse hates us
>>341442078
Everyone's face is better than Joost's.
Quiet's face is beyond fucked.
>>341441931
Two years ago. It was the first time Nintendo went with a Digital Conference and Treehouse Live @ e3. Watching them play games for three days was fresh
>>341441730
feels bad man
it's probably better this way though
>>341442029
you're looking wrong
>>341441730
>now they hate us
nah, they hate 8gag, they were the ones that got rapp fired
>>341441931
>>341442117
Newfags leave and dont come back I bet you are the retards posting about the 3D bitch constantly
Fucking cancer
>>341440087
>No option for Noriko or Chico
What a shitty poll.
>>341442029
subjective taste, what a surprise
>>341441752
it was never going to get a second game anyway so things worked out for the best
Who /votedforBayoinSmash/ here?
>>341441730
Can you imagine what Alison thought after recieving this from what she probably saw as the misogyny headquarters?
>>341439619
THEY'RE GROWING
>>341442161
YOU JUST KNOW
>>341441730
I hate them too for being so censor happy
>>341442210
But anon, it was those goobledeegobblerdupernoobers that got her fired!
>>341440157
Jelly hamplanet detected
>>341442292
You should get rid of the zelda logo
>>341441003
I'm still pissed about her hair
>>341442242
Epic post newfriend
>>341440684
Cant we get Nier instead?
>>341442324
anon if you are not aware, 8gag is 95% goober scum
>>341442292
WHO IS THE SEMEN DEMON ON THE RIGHT
>>341442142
It was fucking cringe then and it's fucking cringe now
You made them a card for marketing to you.
>>341442292
the autism is real
>>341442292
T H I C C
>>341442279
I voted Wonder Red but I am more than happy for Bayo.
>>341439619
>tfw they restored my faith in Nintendo
I was about to go down the path of the Sonygger, but their show was shit so I'll wait for the NX and pray for Nintendo to continue going in the right direction.DQVII and VIII had better have some fucking release dates tho
>>341442285
I think she didn't know what /v/ was when that image arrived at their HQ.
Maybe it was even this that made her check /v/ out.
Whatever it is, at some point she actually read /v/ treehouse threads last year because she kept documenting all the bad/sexist things we said
https://docs.google.com/document/d/159hHApvkrtaVVTjHjHLjIxA6V4m4Y_BYccDA6U3rbtQ/edit?pref=2&pli=1
She herself compiled this from just one day worth of posts on /v/
>>341441782
>Should get a N3DS for the extra power
Theres only one exclusive for the New 3DS it isn't worth it.
>then hack it.
I don't want to fuck my device
>>341442482
5k sales anon
Never ever W102;_;
what happened to Reggie?
he looked deformed this year...
>>341442429
>what @3411442429
>>341442278
Try to tell that to the people in that twitter feed. Game wouldn't have existed without Nintendo stacks of cash. All you hear as a response is ree.
>>341442408
My bad, for some reason 8gag didn't click in to being 8ch and instead thought you mistyped 9gag.
>>341442292
Holy fuck, you are lost.
>>341442497
VII's release seems very close. Target is putting prices already.
>>341442428
>You made them a card for marketing to you.
False, people made them a card for actually showing unedited pure gameplay for once, when everyone else only showed carefully premade gameplay "scenes", or "in-engine footage" or straight up cinematic trailers.
People were thankful for finally seeing some actual gameplay. That's all.
>>341442523
>comfy general
>not "CUMfy"
Nintendo loves 4chan, why do we hate them
>>341442575
He looked the same for me
>>341442349
i bet your height starts with a 5
>>341439725
>tfw it might actually be Level 5's Snack World
>>341442502
>those dyke arms
Every time.
>>341442516
>I don't want to fuck my device
You have to be literally retarded to brick it.
>>341439767
E3 Treehouse threads are god tier 4chan content. I love all of you as well.
>>341442556
I know, it's sad. But I love the game and I forever will.
can we send Audrey and the rest of the treehouse girls a thank you card full of Nintendo based memes? just to say thank you for the great e3 this year and for being so kind to show us how awesome Zelda is?
>>341441438
>Erik will never be your husband
>>341442292
this is up there on the list of dumbest fetishes.
>>341439725
All I want to see are localizations. I really don't care about anything else after the load they blew yesterday with 6 hours of TECHNOLOGY
DQM remake and Monster Hunter Stories would be nice. The Amiibo for MHS looks pretty cool
>>341442292
>me and my BATTLETITS
>>341440763
I'll wait for NX
>>341442682
>why do we hate them
>FAMIRY FIRSTU
>>341442294
he probably fucked everyone thereexcept Kit lol
>>341442736
Can we send them a card saying stop censoring shit
>>341442378
Her hair is better in 2.
>>341442736
We should send them some samples of our cum
>>341442740
No. NO! He will marry me, you'll see!
>>341442736
No, we did the card thing two years ago.
And then once more to thank Kojima from Australia.
And then we sent Iwata a get well card.
Enough with the cards
>>341442292
heh
>>341442692
I bet your weight starts with 2
>>341442703
I can but i prefered to by my device 100% original and be able to download the new upgrades Nintendo makes without worrying about losing my 2DS
>>341442736
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>>341442808
can your mom take you to a therapist to help with your autism?
>>341440763
Now I have an excuse to buy a wii u
>>341442846
>And then we sent Iwata a get well card.
>mfw /v/ mememagic'd Iwata to an early grave
>>341442846
>And then once more to thank Kojima from Australia.
Didn't he think it was from someone completely unrelated or something?
I just remember reading about one of the cards to someone getting mistaken that I thought was kind of funny
>>341442428
Yeah, except they did it by actually showing us video games instead of 3 minute videos that are less trust worthy as fast food commercials
>>341442740
Me on the left
>>341442880
Fuck off censorship apologist
>>341442941
He thought australians were personally thanking him
>>341442937
All the shitposting was absorbed into the card and iwata got the brunt of it.
>>341442703
If the only thing i would need is an R4 to put games on it then that would be great. But no in the 3ds i have to do ton of shit
>>341442958
I remember now, she can't because she's too busy washing my semen out of hair.
>>341439741
Do you think they'll rerelease the DS games on Wii U VC to coincide with the 3DS games?
>>341442942
They should already be doing that you fucking retard
This should not be celebrated as a special occassion
I want Erik to kick me and call me a faggot :(
>>341442814
>unironically being a short hair ¢uck
>>341442937
Nah that card was a while before.
However, what DOES bother me is that the last thing Iwata saw was everyone hating on last year's E3 conference.
That moment when you realize the moment they went with the puppets was because Iwata wasn't fit enough to actually be in the direct or on stage in person.
Legitimately made me sad.
I hope Iwata sees us praising Zelda BotW from heaven
STOP. Nintendo doesn't like Gay people
>>341442846
So what are we supposed to send them then?
>>341443095
I want him to kick me right in the back of my throat
with his cock
Anyone got a good pic of Chiko and any other info on her? I'm compiling an updated pic of the Treehouse qts.
>>341439619
what race is that?
>>341443146
>japs
>going to heaven
>>341443180
Cum bottles with a label "For Audrey, made during E3"
>>341443180
Anthrax
NO MISS MEGA MILK
NO WATCH
amirite bros?
Stream in two hours and 10 minutes, right?
>>341443259
Titty Goddess race
>>341441730
wait is erik gone?
what happened to erik?
>yfw he was also an escort and they had to get rid of him in the escort purge started by rapp
>>341443186
>>341443095
never ever Kit
I wonder if it could be another crap like STEAM
They may have learned a lesson but it's Nintendo after all...
>>341443273
I have a half full one in the fridge I've been working on
>>341439619
god damn this girl, seeing her anywhere = instant boner
>tfw no gf to use it on while imagining it's treehouse girl
>>341443273
Remember that an anon has to hand whatever it is over to Bill personally.
>all these drones instantly forgiving Nintendo for all the crap they did just because Zelda is cool
Zelda looks like a real step up in quality from before but if you look at other games in the same genre like Dragon's Dogma you can see that this isn't anything amazing. Stop letting forgiving Nintendo for fucking you in the ass every night just because they brought flowers home one night
>>341442502
>She’s the exact kind of person I don’t enjoy talking to
how is that sexist famalam
good riddance from nintendo anyway
>>341440232
she's actually more attractive than Audrey, she just doesn't have the mega milk.
>>341443317
The other girls are cute too
I wouldn't deny Sam some paizuri either
>>341443342
Erik just left to do something else I think. He's been with Nintendo for so long he probably just wanted a change of pace. Don't think he was in any trouble or anything like that.
>>341439619
IT'S GETTING OUT OF CONTROL
Erik>Tit Goddess
Erik will always be best girl, stupid new fags, GET OUT OF MY NINTENDO
>>341443342
>he was an escort
I want to believe you
He worked there for 13 years and just found another opportunity somewhere, not sure where
>tfw you will never meet Rapp and Erik
>tfw you will never put a big meaty strap-on on Rapp
>tfw you will never take her thrusts deep in your ass while choking on Erik's cock
what is the point of even living anymore?
Who /kit/ here
>>341443429
I can criticize them for region locking and appreciate them for their good games.
Stop being an idiot.
>>341443369
Kit's a qt too but in a different way.
>>341443465
Report to the shipWe'll bang, ok?
>>341443584
Kit and Krysta make me uncomfortable.
There's some tension between them, I always feel like Kit is close to saying "I fucking hate you"
Would FUCK Krysta though damn those lips on her
>>341442502
wait how do you know that? also that google doc makes me sad
>>341443414
iktf;_;
>>341443452
>Erik was at nintendo for 13 years
holy moly
either he's much older than he looks or he started at nintendo in the mail room at 16 years old
>>341443342
he left by himself, before the Allison fiasco
>>341443554
you're probably at least 8 years too old for her
>>341443584
>>341443669
I want to bully him with Krista
>>341443465
her arm and shirt are being sucked into the titty dimension! they're creating a warp in space-time
>>341440087
>tfw teresa doesn't have a twitter
>>341439915
>MILKER
>>341443738
>that google doc makes me sad
Alison Rapp is a lying whore (as in literally, she sells her body for cash) and has BPD.
Don't feel too bad for her.
FAGS OUT
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>341440393
Just get it anyway, it has some of the most solid titles this gen
>>341443738
>also that google doc makes me sad
>i'm so sad that some sjw can't handle the bantz
>>341440461
>She wears a skirt with stockings
She's perfect
>>341442502
Yeah, I bet she did make this herself.
Nigger.
>>341443684
>There's some tension between them, I always feel like Kit is close to saying "I fucking hate you"
this so much
Kit interrupts her so often and she often looks annoyed with him
Cant wait for them to get drunk and have a fight outside the convention center
>>341443049
What is Gateway flashcart faggot
>>341443857
And an advocate of paedophile rights, can't forget that one.
>>341443935
Most solid titties this gen as well
Reminder that this game literally has the best weather, day/night, etc. system in the world
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/zelda/movie/top.mp4
Can you spot the falling meteorite?
>>341439915what do you think her milk tastes like?
>>341443554
>not taking Erik's big fat cock instead
So we all know it's Monster Hunter Stories, right? Yeah, yeah, new IP, but it isn't Monster Hunter. It's Monster Hunter Stories. With amiibo.
>>341443792
>you're probably at least 8 years too old for her
>>341444039
a bit sour and milky
/kit/ is /ugly/
/erik/ is /someoneiwanttorapemewithhisbigcock/
also
>>341443881
stfu fag
Wonder how many dicks she's sucked
>>341441096
Sam is still the best, and she never even once changed her outfit.
So how long until /v/ finds out all these women are feminists and you can't bring yourself to wank to them any more?
>>341441510
but she will also try to talk to you about the fall of capitalism and other tumblr tier shit as dirty talk
not worth it
>>341444020
Word
Do you think Audrey knows that when she's on Nintendo livestream people are looking at and lusting over her breasts?
>>341444198
Something like... 36?
>>341439619
whats the deal with treehouse having attractive people
somethings fishy fishy
FRIENDLY REMINDER TO FAP BEFORE THE STREAM STARTS
NINTENDO IS TRYING TO BRAINWASH YOU WITH TITS
BE A RESPONSIBLE CONSUMER
HAVE A WANK
>>341444198
well she hasn't sucked mine so its not yet enough
>>341444253
>implying I won't wank harder
>>341444287
That's probably her job.
Monster Hunter Generations demo when?
when the fuck does it start?
>>341444268
What word
>>341443585
I was referring more to the drones who want to send them thank you cards again. I have the same policy as you with criticism.
>>341444375
Go on youtube, or hack your 3DS and play the game in its entirety
>>341444329
>tfw there is a japanese term for the clear mind you have shortly after orgasm
http://www.japandict.com/%E8%B3%A2%E8%80%85%E3%82%BF%E3%82%A4%E3%83%A0
Reminder not to let your judgment of new Ninty games be clouded by Audrey's succubus sacks
>>341444329
thanks for the heads up, will do
>>341442210
>>341442324
>>341442408
>>341442627
Alison Rapp got Alison Rapp fired by being a fucking prostitute, which the public didn't know about until after she was fired
>>341440882
Nympho, she wants the D
>>341444415
Noon
>>341443852
No seriously. I'd fuck Audrey, but Teresa(?) is mother of my children material.
When does the Treehouse stream start? 12 EST?
>>341444461
>not wanting to send someone a thank you card to let them know that you appreciate them
wow, it's almost like you're some kind of thoughtless degenerate.
>>341444668
In two hours from now
>TREEHOUSE IS SHIT THEY RUIN GAMES WITH THEIR LOCALIZATIONS
>OMG BOOBIES I LOVE THEM XD
jesus christ
>>341444441
Bird
the misogyny in this thread is disgusting. objectifying women and calling them "sluts" when you don't even know who they are? you should all be ashamed.
he's working for Valve now, cool
1 more hour right?
>>341444710
Thanks ebina-chan
>>341444746
here's your first (you)
>341444716
Treehouse's localizations are shit.
Their coverage of games at E3 is not.
Their tits are not.
This isn't hard to follow.
>>341444039
vanilla
>>341444746
Fuck off sonygger
>>341444583
Teresa is the only real best treehouse girl
>>341444556
Oh yeah, and Brendan Eich got himself fired as CEO of firefox for his "problematic" behaviour, totally not because SJW made a shitstorm about him
>>341444804
tell erik to market the new l4d3 and have him be a character model so I can do lewd things
>>341444804
>tfw I realize my life is worthless when I look at a cool CV like this
>>341444716
Are you aware not everyone in Treehouse has localization or translation jobs, right?
Of course not.
>>341439619
>mega milk
>shirt too small
>bra too small
>fake dead inside smile
muh dick
>>341444835
Woops.
Shouldn't it have started already? Its 5 minutes late
>>341445083
It's in 1h53m
>>341445083
I think it's one how from now.
>>341439619
TERESA STEPPING IN
>>341444583
She looks like the typical plain-looking gossipy friend of the hot chick in a typical cheesy movie
>>341444287
she wouldn't have survived that far if she wasn't aware of it.
i thanks mother nature everyday.
>>341439619
When does this shit start? I may have somewhere to be.
>>341445160
Get those inflatitties out of here.
Here, I made this for you ungrateful fucks.
>>341444870
>Brendan Eich
outside outrage isn't necessary when SJWs make up the majority of your company like they do with Mozilla
>>341444563
>>341445252
tfw no one likes chiko so she has no twitter
>>341445083
1PM EST
>>341445243
Look 5 posts above yours.
>>341445252
Autism.
>>341444960
Oh yeah, she would let you do things mang.
>>341445172
Well I don't base my opinions on typical cheesy movies so I wouldn't know.
>>341439725
Nintendo never actually revealed what Protect Giant Robot was, so it might be that .
You guys do remember them announcing Project Giant Robot a few years back, right?
>>341445243
About 1 bong from now.
>>341445252
Seriously, every random booth babe was 8+/10. Way hotter than any of the Treehouse girls.
>>341445160
seriously one of the most retarded fetishes.
don't even do this ironically.
>>341445252
thank you
A wild Kindra appears!
>>341445252
Chiko isn't treehouse, just a translator.
>>341445387
That's why they are booth babes.
Booth babes are literally only hired to be hot.
>>341445252
>theresa's twitter
Thank you anon, you are my god.
>>341445252
Teresa seems like the antiparticle of Audrey
>>341445160
Why is she wearing leggings on her arm?
>>341440573
You're not the only one late. I'm definately getting that shit.
Now if only Kart was also on sale.
>>341445376
it was cancelled. Confirmed last year at E3
>>341445442
>she
>>341445524
Source?
>>341445374
>not knowing typical cheese high school movies accurately depict real life
>not knowing Teresa is literally "Plain Jane" next to Audrey
fucking newfag
>>341445492
Why not?
>>341439619
This chick is exactly my type. It's not fair. How freaky do you think she is?
>>341444903
I bet Kit couldn't stand him
>>341445252
Kindra = 100% a prostitute
Audrey = Office bicycle
Theresa = Cult following
Chiko = Competent chick nobody wants maybe married
Sam = Chad's cumdumpster
>>341445492
Those are the women version of fingerless gloves.
>>341441096
Sakai is still the cutest
>>341444472
I already have a hacked 3DS and resisted not playing X's translation patch. I want the demo for hooking other friends into MH since they won't start with 4
She has nice tits, but she looks like the biggest bitch in the world.
>>341445659
Someone post that guy Sam was hosting with yesterday in the beginning
He LITERALLY had the JUST haircut
>>341445618
Leggings go on leg
the same way men use the men's restroom
>>341445695
Those are not gloves they provide absolutely no padding
>>341445659
>maybe married
she is literally married with kids
And Sam is 99.9% a lesbian.
So what are your opinions on the fact that they have replaced the traditional zelda items?
As far as i can tell the i pad and the abilities on it is what you are going to be using instead.
>>341445752
>implying that doesn't make her hotter
>>341445634
Audrey's innocent on the outside, but a pure cumslut when away from the public eye.
>>341445812
>99.9%
So you're saying there's a chance?
>>341445703
look at the tard on the left
>>341445812
You see my prediction do come true
>>341445804
fake
>>341445804;_;
>>341445804
Kek
>>341445863
>innocent on the outside
If that were true, she'd have taped those cowtits down a bit
>>341445804
What did she mean by this?
>>341445703
What do they do with those puppets when they no longer have a use for them?
>>341445252
Chiko 4 Prez
>>341445896
All lesbians like dick.
it's ingrained in their nature.
So that's where the .1 comes in
>>341445905
My left or your left?
>>341445610
kek
Wonder what was up with this? MK8 tag and all.
Any more Zelda today or just other shit?
Also thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJeUIdj80vg
>tfw Sam hasn't shown any cleavage this year
>>341445828
glad, my only hope at this point is if the Master Sword is 100% optional.
Sword upgrades returning is a godsend, I missed them so much
>>341445983
She was hired as Alison's antithesis.>>341445997
>obsessing over some 3DPDs you'll never get to fuck.
Why do you guys hate Japanese idol culture and its fans when you act exactly like them?
That schedule didn't have Color Splash in it
Yet they still shove a release date
We'll either see it late, or Nintendo just knows nobody will listen and play the shit trash and save it for a direct
I wish Audrey was my mom, we'd play videogames together all day while she gently pets me.
If Audrey DIDN'T want every nerd out there to tribute her with cum, why did she get a boob job?
Exactly.
>>341446091
Remastered map packs.
>>341446135
>Why do you guys hate Japanese idol culture and its fans when you act exactly like them?
>implying implications
>>341446127
Even if we find the MS it's gonna be all battered, broken, and rusted.
>>341439619
Isnt there something about paper mario today as well?
>>341446163
I wish Audrey was my pretend mom, we'd play video games together all day while she strokes my dick as I suck on her voluptuous boobs as she talks me through it and encourages me with that slutty voice of hers
>>341442740
>meaty pecs and pink nipples
>>341446102
Zelda was yesterday all day
Today will be other games about to release and more info on monster hunter, rhythm heaven etc
>>341446170
It's all part of Reggie's master plan to sell more Wii U's.
>>341440087
Princess Daisy
>>341446315
Link?
>>341446251
>implying you aren't all the same people who called #FE bad for being idolshit
>>341445442
looks like a tranny
not even the hot kind
>>341446443
#FE does look pretty bad
Silly graphics, silly game, censored to hell and back
>>341446443
>/v/ is one person
#FE is one of the only games I'm buying this year.
>>341446443
/v/ doesn't hate idolshit
they hate games like fire emblem becoming idol shit.
There's a difference.
>>341446470
Nah, Kindra's pretty cute pham.
>>341440087
>more people want links cock than over half of the women on the panel
>>341439619
What's her fucking name?
>>341446553
pointy sharp tranny skull
>>341446553
>That nose
is there confirmation that audrey will play again today?
>>341446570
I'd be up to try some Hylian Heat
>>341446536
I wish people would just accept that #FE is literally not FE anymore and would just take it at face value as its own game
>tfw realizing you'll never drink Audrey's milk
I just want to suck on those nips with the force of a thousand suns
>>341445252
i like this Kindra pic.
my dick get mixed messages.
i would show my artistic side to her.
All right, so which games are going to be shown?
>>341445896
I want to fuck and impregnate this woman, Lesbian or not, I'll befriend this rug muncher and become good friends with her just so I can remain in our child's life and be "that one guy I fucked" to her, I dont even care.
CUUUUUTTEEEEE
>>341442736
Every time /v/ writes a card with genuine good feelings behind it something bad happens.
No more cards.
>>341446163
wish Audrey was my mom, we'd play videogames together all day while I suck on titty milky and she sucks my cock after.
Later at night we would have rough anal sex then some loving vagina sex.
>>341445442
HNNNNG
>>341446667
That's apologist bullshit that has no limit.
You don't accept bullshit anon.
>>341446109
>>341445896
there ya go
>>341446694
Nothing important probably
>>341446570
Why not both?
>>341446783
What if we write a card to persuade Audrey NOT to become a prostitute?
>>341445703
Linda best girl.
fight me faggots
>>341446418
They tell you this in the stream and Nintendo's Twitter
They are starting it off with a 3DS RPG
Monster Hunter Generations (MHX) is kinda bad
Just a heads up.
Wait for the next one.
>>341441730
Why did things have to go so wrong immediately after? The future was so bright for a few moments
>>341446694
Dragon Quest
New rpg
New Mario Party 3DS
#FE
Color Splash
MonHun Generations
And mother 3
>>341446924
I'm going to write her a card about how she ISN'T going to marry me.
>>341446854
How is that apologist? The entire disappointment was /v/'s to blame for having all these expectations for a video game with literally no gameplay trailers or reveals other than a mish-mash of SMT and FE characters on a flyer
>>341446970
I want to believe
>>341446924
That's just going to fuck /v/'s rep even harder.
>>341446962
Nah, I'll buy it.
>>341446962
Not really, it's just another Monster Hunter game, I liked it better than 4U
Is Zero Time Dilemma planned to be shown?
>>341446962
And what if I don't feel like waiting until 2020 for a new Monster Hunter?
>>341446647
How about Sam's nose?
>>341447097
who the fuck cares? I hope they just show more cute waifus
>>341447097
lol no
>>341446810
>>341446301
>Audrey will never lock her legs around you and plead for her son to cum inside her while you're sucking on her lactating breasts
I want to die...
>>341446924
I said "something bad", not "the opposite of the card's wishes"
>>341446970
>And mother 3
>>341447112
It won#t be that long.
Generations is just a translation of MHX
MHX is already old
The MH team HAS already been working on a new MH for a while now
I want to made her my slut, Cum in all her holes. Make her drink my sperm like this wine.
>>341447171
Uh, ok.
>>341446875
That's last year's cleavage man, I need recent tits.
Audrey fags need to go back, Theresa is the only girl anyone ever needs.
>post yfw the new announcement is mother 3 remake localized as earthbound 2
>>341447235
lewd!
I get the sense that Audrey's a total diva, albeit a well-meaning one. And I'm not into girls who augment their bodies.
>>341439619
Does anyone have a schedule for the rest of E3?
I'm going to marry Audrey!
>>341447235
Pathetic, go back to /b/.
>>341447195
C'mon Todd, you aren't the only liar around.
>>341447436
she's already married
>>341447235
I don't understand what you're implying here.
>>341447343
NEW IP
E
W
DO YOU GET IT
NEW
E
W
>>341447182
I love Jeanne D'Ack hentai too
>>341447496
>not cucking her husband
>tie him up, tell her to kneel before you and take out those giant meatloaves
>comfy nintendo thread
>filled with cancer underage kids
Unexpected
>>341447468
>it's a "go back to other board" post
go back to /mlp/
>>341447235
>Champagne flute
Uncultured swine, you'll never impress your waifu like that.
>>341447097
>playing hours of a VN
>spoiling shit for everyone when the plot is the main meat behind Zero Escape
Good thing they won't.
>You will never fug a nintendo girl
>>341447495
See that Audrey? You can fuck it.
>>341447496
>inb4 /v/ hires some thugs to track down and "deal with" Audrey's wife
Is it comfy time
>>341439725
What's an IP?
>>341447654
>Audrey's wife
>>341440087
best girl
>>341447557
Jeanne D'Ack is really good, but I'm more of a Yokkora fan myself.
>>341447652
>"see those flesh mountains?"
>"you can climb them"
Who /pre show hentai/ here?
>>341447654
>Audrey's wife
TERESA A CUTEST
>>341447721
irate primate.
it's gonna be a new cranky Kong action RPG.
>>341447790
I just fapped so that Audrey won't be able to mind control me and I can objectively judge the games shown
Probably won't help though this period of clear mind after fap only lasts for a few minutes
>>341447654
I'd deal with him alright
>>341447721
kys
>>341447654
>Audrey's wife
>>341448009
>kys
>>>/youtube/
>>341447868
OF COURSE
>>341447868
>plainest
fixed
New Thread:
>>341447692
>>341447692
>>341447692
>>341447692
>>341447726
>>341447818
>>341448053
I-i meant husbandor did I?
I thought Nintendo fans were all cute little angels. Guess i was wrong
>>341447936
>Probably won't help though this period of clear mind after fap only lasts for a few minutes
Fuck. That's too real.
Where's Morgan?
>>341447654
I hate that your post compelled me to check twatter to see if that was true.
>>341447757
>Yokkora
Holy crap, it looks awesome, thanks anon!!!
>>341447652
>tumblr stole my rare Todd
LAST STRAW
there aren't enough promotions in these threads
>>341443465
It's a black hole you never come back from.full speed ahead
>>341448292
man, I'm partially happy that there arent any other intelligent species on the planet on the same caliber as us.
Imagine being in a world where you could fall in love with some other species like an Elf or a gnome or Troll(sorry for using WoW races, its all i could think of currently) and you could go through the typical "in a loving relationship" shit but when it comes down to starting a family, you would be incompatible.
To have someone you love deeply and be unable to start a family of your own? shit sucks, especially if you're already dealing with the fact that you're a Human and they're a Pandaren or some shit.
>>341441248
It's the same girl, doofus.
>>341441380
Guys, I found the asian joost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsvIwqyiaJw
>>341447721
IP means Interest Provider.
>>341444004
>on 4chan
>not an advocate for paedophile rights
Fucking normalfags.
>>341448009
I don't kiss strangers
>>341439725
RPG for the 3DS so I'm going with this.
post your best nintendo/reggie videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSlJRRwhytc
>>341440573
>Smash Bros is 45% off on eShop
Come to /v/eekend smash then. Every Friday, Saturday, Sunday from about 3 pm to midnight. Always the thread open, we're all in a giant lobby with about 40 others and we just smash. You're always welcome.
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