Nintendo E3 Treehouse Live-stream
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Are /v/ agreed that Nintendo had the most /comfy/ presentation at E3?
None of the awkward audience clapping, loud pleb music and cringe-worthy business suits trying to create hype based on false promises.
Just pure unadulterated gameplay shown by passionate developers and hot babes.
Although there was a lack of variety Pokemon Sun/Moon and The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild managed to make up for it through sheer excellence.
The latter especially feels like a true "game" in a market that thrives upon hand-holding of the player, bullshit "cinematic" trailers and SJW pandering.
All this is coming from a jelly PS4 player who hopes that the industry is influenced by this upcoming masterpiece due to its magnificent scope.
>>341410764
Damn . . . I could do with those bitches on ma dick
>>341410764
I liked the big titted until she opened her mouth.
I had to mute the video and masturbate in silence.
Why does Nintendo employs such sluts? Do they go through Reggies casting couch?
>>341410871
We all could you lecherous bastard... we all could. Particularly with Miss Mega Milk. I bet you didn't even read my OP?
>>341410976
This is very well possible.
I will not be surprised if someone is "casting' them
>>341410973
What are you talking about my man? She had a seductive voice with amusing commentary to match.
>LINK IS DRUNK WITH POWER!
>Me and my friend Bouldy
>If you see something suspicious, set it on fire
>>341410764
Nintendo always wins, unless you're 16 and actually want cinematic CoD games.
>>341411170
If Miss Mega Milk has a porn video somewhere.... /v/ is going to lose its shit for a week or so.
>>341411173
This
Audrey was hilarious
>>341411173
Her commentary sucked. None of the girls were funny at all.
>>341411173
oh please her fake personality and talking was repulsive.
She was TRYING to keep it together and act like smooth and that killed it for me.
But i had great fap none the less.
Post more of her
>>341410764
Have they put up the livestream to Re-watch? I can't find the full thing anywhere. Just clips and trailers.
I wanna lick Audrey's feet so bad with those black tights on
>>341411206
Wii U owner I presume? Listen what's the scene with the more powerful upcoming nintendo NX console that I keep hearing about. Aren't you guys going to have to play with an inferior version now that The Legend of Zelda is definitely confirmed to be releasing on it?
>>341411313
Autism
What happened to Audrey's laughter?
>>341411253
im sure she has.
but its all locked up somewhere and we are not motivated enough to dig for it
>>341410764
>those things
>hot
>>341410764
nintendo is dead trash
>>341411431
Zelda is confirmed for both Wii U and NX
>>341411307
>>341411313
>>341411350
Of-course she might have put on a fake personality but I still believe that she immensely enjoyed playing the game itself. Just look up her twitter. She is a HUGE Zelda fan so nintendo didn't just hand the controller over to some woman with big boobs. Her commentary may be seen as try-hard by some I still felt myself smiling during her various cute childish moments.
>>341411536
Read my post again. I'm saying that that the NX version would run better.
>>341411754
On which escort site can I buy her charms?
>>341411754
Why are you quoting me I said she was hilarious, not fake
>>341411975
Sorry my mistake.
>>341411915
Well I'm going to buy NX so I will buy Zelda on NX. If people don't want to buy NX they can still buy the game for Wii U. I don't see any problems with this.
>Women can't be slightly attractive and also enjoy real videogames
>>341412226
It is coming around chill your jets.
Is it beggining ?
>>341412109
I still think that it's not fair to the WiiU owners that its flagship title and arguably its greatest game would be an inferior version.
>>341412693
What is?
>>341412226
Who are you quoting?
>>341412803
The livestream
>>341410764
Where is Allison?
>>341411754
oh my...
SAM IS SO CUUUUUUUUTE!!!post more sam webms
it doesn't feel the same as the first one.
First one was legitimately good.
Last year was meh and this year, I think we had literal 12 year olds and Treehouse in the thread.
>>341411404
Same here.
I wonder how they must smell...
>>341410764
Nope. Its was pretty hard to watch. I dont give a shit about lets play tier presentation with fags talking over it. I just want the info and some trailers
>>341411754
Is that a gay pride ribbon? Give a fucking break
I thought that the Japanese lady, Chiko(?) was entertaining
>>341411754
Wasn't she blonde with smaller boobs before
>>341413573
Her engrish combined with her LUST for destruction was pretty funny and cute.
>>341413507
Let me guess, you complained when Sony took a minute to talk about it at the beginning too? It's good PR, calm down.
>/v/ is now lusting after fake gamer gurl sjws
seems about right
>>341411754
post her twitter
I want to cum all over Audrey tits and face. fuck her between tits and make her drink my sperm.
POST YFW OVER 100 SHRINES CONFIRMED
Man, I really wish fucking tumblr and SJWs and other assholes saw all the praise these girls get.
I really don't get why they so fiercely try to defend shit by painting other misogynistic and whatnot, you literally just have not to be shit to be liked. And these girls were not shit, they were best girls out of all E3 (granted, their competition was #girlwood), especially Samantha.
Only Nintendo fans utilizing the very best and latest in Nintendo logic could ever try and spin glorified lets players as a good thing. Only Nintendo fans ladies and gentlemen
>>341413673
Gay shit doesn't belong in vidya period
>>341410764
>Treehouse
into the trash
>>341413739
>sjws
Give some evidence on all three anon.
>>341413783
HERE'S HER TWITTER: https://twitter.com/GirlWhoIsSuper
>>341413926
So metal gear solid and modern resident evil don't belong in videogames?
>>341413673
Not for Ubisoft at least. Everybody kept it short and simple or did not talk about it at all (like they should because why the fuck would they bring it up in a video game convention). Ubisoft went full out gay parade for their intro, then made a speech about it and introduced the ribbon things. It was just screaming "SEE GUYS WE CARE! WE ARE HUMAN."
>>341413890
I think they're going to be user made from what I can see, but they're keeping this under wraps for now
>YOU CAN TAKE A SKELETON'S ARM AND BEAT THEM WITH IT
HOLY SHIT GAME OF THE DECADE
>>341414006
>https://twitter.com/GirlWhoIsSuper
thank you, anon.
>>341414019
inb4 he says no and calls them movies (at least MGS)
>>341413982
They work for treehouse. Treehouse is pretty much an sjw company censoring everything they can get away with. Lusting after their employees is bullshit
>>341414030
What do you expect from frogs?
https://twitter.com/ADobsonComics
>he's been sperging out since it started
It's interesting to note the differences in "live gameplay" between the Treehouse and the other conferences.
I really hate that shit where they make small talk like "reloading, cover me." It gets old, it looks way too scripted and rehearsed.
Meanwhile on the Treehouse they're just experimenting with what they can do. Sometimes they fuck up and laugh it off. It's nice.
>>341410764
>"hot babes"
>40 minutes of some Judenfrau with incisive, relevant commentary on Pokemon "to those of you who haven't played a Pokemon game before..."
>Bill the "didn't turn off demo mode, just burn me alive" Autist
>Aonuma's porkwench of translator "FEED ME POCKY STICKS"
>the other worst-kind-of-nerd coolguy fauxhawk G4 meets Sesame Street PR staff Nintendo cycles through
Zelda looks great, but have some self-respect.
The Japanese guys were like "u fatu bitch, you are nothing rike mai waifus".
>>341414071
Skeletals actually pick up their own pieces when they fall apart. Headless skelly would start searching for his head, disarmed skeleton will try to get his arm back. It looks rad as fuck, although super spoopy.
So will the non-linear progression negatively affect the dungeons in any way?
SUCH A LUST FOR LINK
>>341410764
Damn Audrey's tits are huge now. I remember her when she was at ign years ago. She was always a rabid nintendo fan. Must be a dream come true to be to be showcasing the new zelda at e3.
>>341414030
I didn't watch Ubi's conference, but that sounds over the top as hell and ridiculous. Like I said, Sony's at least legitimately was like a minute and I thought that was fine.
>>341410764
>miss most of Treehouse becausenot neet
>go back and watch after
>check Twitch comments
>literally STILL talking about Audrey's tits
><message deleted>
>>341414181
>Son of Dob only makes 85 pity dollars probably from his family so he doesn't kill himself every month
>>341411915
I'm personally one of the few people who likes - no, loves the gamepad, so Wii U it is for me.
>>341414140
This
Treehouse is cancer, and cancers games. they localize
>>341414050
that's pretty smart anon, I can see that too, especially after Mario Maker being a success
it also explains why they look so basic, the exception being the clockwork shrine
>>341414140
Like those 3 getting away with mayhem and sexualizing link?
>>341413874
God, please, go away with this NTR shit.
I'm warning you.
>>341413749
Robolink? Really?
>following sjws that hate video games
>>341414356
following nintendo's trends, it's likely the gamepad controller will be compatible with the NX
this is of course speculation but it would make sense given their past few consoles backwards compatibility
I wonder if in the hotter areas (like the desert) Link gets tanned, considering he goes red/shivers in the cold temperatures?
>yfw Link gets tanlines depending on what you wear
>>341413954
same desu senpai
>>341414291
>Link
Hylian Heat
>>341414257
I don't understand a single thing you said. Make a more comprehensive post next time.
>>341414278
We haven't seen any dungeons yet, and I doubt we will any time soon.
I'm fairly certain Aonuma said you clear dungeons with items you get from Shrines and the overworld. So no getting the boomerang halfway through the dungeon and killing the boss with it. At least, that's how it sounds like.
>>341414030
Correcting myself: Bethesda were the first to brand the rainbow ribbon. Still doesn't help Ubisoft's case for talking about the shooting while a fucking giraffe, retard clown, and other weird people were dancing around to Queen.
>>341414607
So you don't actually get any new weapons or tools in the dungeons themselves?
>>341412726
Jesus Christ it's not the end of the world. This is life, things don't always go as planned. What should Nintendo do? Just drop everything because a bunch of autists don't think it's fair? They're doing what's best of the current situation.
>>341414534
Best nickname to come out of the showcase
>>341414664
not him, but he said that's how it sounds like, he's not Nintendo you silly anon. We can't know for sure just yet, but I hope we get some weapons or items in dungeons
>>341413926
Sure it does.
>>341414673
I guess Hylian Meat woulda been a bit too much.
I'm sure it won,t stop the fujos
>>341414664
It's going to be like ALBW where the dungeons are designed around you already having the item (rune)
>>341414140
>>341414486
Pretty sure the presenters here are from marketing and are not the ones censoring games.
>>341414585
He doesn't like the plethora of girls over-shadowing the actual event &/ isn't amused by the marketing gimmick.
He didn't like Sam constantly reiterating common sense aspects.
Bills an autist.
Chiko/ the translator for Anouma annoyed him.
He doesn't like Treehouse reps.
>>341413954
>no music
false
>link ragdolls
and?
>bad puzzle physics
where?
>no sense of mortality, just press start and eat food - even if you're frozen, can't move, and are about to die
no hearts in grass, health requires gathering resources, there are enemies that can literally one-shot you and the enemy AI is at least not as retarded as usual. Oh, and if you don't wear a sweater in the mountain you will literally fucking freeze to death.
>koroks
Wow, a minor reference to a previous game? How dare they. Give me a fucking break, you gaming poser.
>>341414532
Thanks for linking to cancer, faggot. It was buried in the past. Now it's here.
>>341414181
Why would this sexist man want Zelda putting herself in danger and struggle instead of link? Does he want to see her fight with tentacle monsters, is that part of his perverse sexual fantasies?
Does he even know that you can die in these games? Yeah, let's just put the manchild videogame audience in control of a girl just to kill her over and over, that won't promote violence against women at all. Dress her up, have her beaten up by monsters, and then drown her. She is your puppet, you can do whatever you want with her!
If course when us girls complain about the need for female protagonists it's implied for anyone with half a brain that it has to be in games that are appropriate for them (like the masterful Gone Home), what he is suggesting is just another bayonetta shitshow where the female protag is just an excuse to appease the male gaze.
I am literally shaking right now, I can't believe there are men out there who would want a cute girl like me to he a puppet controlled by the average dudebro gamer, who glorifies rape and revels in our suffering. I think someone should really start a Twitter campaign against this sexist asshole.
>>341410764
>hand-holding of the player, bullshit "cinematic" trailers and SJW pandering
You're starting a /comfy/ thread and yet you put this jaded, buzzword bullshit in the OP. It's okay to like something without hating the alternatives.
>>341414734
Mainly I'm just worried, because if you can tackle any dungeon at any time regardless of the items you have on hand, it might really fuck up the potential difficulty.
>>341414664
We don't know. But it sounds like that will be the case.
You'll still get new weapons and tools in the shrines, though. That much is confirmed.
>>341414771
>implying the girls overshadowed the H O U R S A N D H O U R S O F G A M E P L A Y
>going on Bill "The Donutfucker" Trinen
yeah chiko was pretty annoying though
>>341414803
calm down, nintendrone
>>341411474
Why are people always so sure that attractive girls have sex tapes somewhere?
Requesting webms of Link Styling over enemies while shieldboarding and the fire TECHNOLOGY
>>341414865
Did you even read the last line? He's obviously a falseflagger, just like the faggots shitting on every thread with "m-muh Sony." These people won't be happy until we're literally throwing shit towards our screens at each other.
https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/742839945543462912
which video is the source of the gif in that tweet?
>tfw jealous bitches in here
>tfw she sexualized link live on stream by taking off his shirt
Based
>>341415007
Because of Allison.
And the ridiculous shit they were doing with link.which may or may not have also been planned
the autists are always the most /d/.
>>341414978
>posts bullshit
>calm down it's just a post broYou calm down, you homo faggot
>>341414212
>unarmed combat
>literally carries an arm
I hope we get neat combat techniques like in Twilight Princess. I always felt that those techniques could really enhance the gameplay if there were more than one type of enemy (Darknuts) that justified them.
>>341415007
Because every girl Ive ever been with said she pulled some stunt like that at some point.
Not professionally but with cellphones and such.
>>341410764
no. because all i've heard about was zelda, and zelda is just another video game. one video game. the demographic was probably children, man children, and perverts. eat shit.
>>341414819
LONDON
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>>341414291
WHOOOOOOOOO !
>>341413924
OP here. As mentioned I'm a PS4 player. Read the thread before shitposting next time.
>>341415142
The skeleton was unarmed.
>>341414212
>watching some other people play it on Youtube
>notice that headless skele-blins will wave to other skeles for assistance
.If there is a skull without a body rolling about attacking you, it the body and skull will meet up and try to get together
It's the little things.
>>341415049
>until
We're already there, comrade.
I need Zelda wallpapers please
The story sounds like it might actually be interesting this time, so I guess I'll probably try to avoid spoilers.
>>341415293
>skeletons reanimating their pieces
literally older than most of /v/.
>>341415113
Hylian Heat is real
They be lustin' for his Hylian Meat
Ready for some Hylian Skeet Skeet
Question
How many/big is the big bads health bar will be?
We seen the random encounter golem with that fuck huge health bar while the guardian had a smaller health bar that stated it had 500 health/hp
>LITERALLY TWO GAMES
>>341415398
Yeah.
If they're really pushing this "explore and find the story for yourself" angle with the game I'm going to have to avoid /v/ in the lead up to release.
>>341410764
Yeah... insert pussy in the mix and lo and behold, even a dull, uninspired, already-done-a-million-time game becomes relevant.
>>341415506
>literally showing tons gameplay
>>341415468
Guardians are there to give a false-sense of scaling.
It's a pretty old idea in vidya to emphasize how low you are on the food-chain.
>>341411754
I don't think she put on a fake personality. I think she was just kind of nervous. She's probably some total sperg gamer girl and isn't used to public speaking, so she does a bunch of weird stuff.
I mean, just look at how thick her makeup is. Tell me that she's used to wearing it. Some of the other girls weren't even wearing any.
>>341414883
I kind of like that
it makes you feel like you need to make sure you've got enough weapons to tackle a dungeon
I'm hoping we don't see too many bosses, because I feel like this game is amazing me too many times that it will have nothing new to show me when it comes out, but we're only seeing about a 10th of the full map
>>341415506
And it still managed to be alot more entertaining and informative than the other conferences.
>>341415578
>That looked mediocre at best
>>341414585
The one with the tits is a fat Jew slut. She said something like "to those of you haven't played a Pokémon game" as if that is Nintendo's target audience, and sadly it is. Nintendo only cares about the customers they don't have.
Bill is a manchild who never grew up. He is Nintendo's bitch boy, representative of the average Nintentoddler. His idea of "culture" is talking about anime influences in Zelda to his corporate masters. The deference he shows to his Japanese overlords is cringeworthy. "A-Aonuma-san I will commit seppuku for the disgrace I have caused during this demo". The most dickless of company men. He's like a living parody of Japanese salaryman culture.
The rest of the nobodies in Nintendo's PR department are typical of what you might have seen hosting a G4 show 5 years ago but sanitized for Nintendo's audience. Their idea of fashion is greased hairdos and gamer apparell, note how the Japanese devs usually dress fashionably or like normal people.
Aonuma's translator was clearly picked by NOA staff because female employees in PR roles in Japan are almost exclusively chosen for their beauty. She looked like the fat guy who represented the Moon tarot in Persona 3.
Nintendo wants to create a refuge of childhood innocence and escape for twenty-somethings who can't grapple with the themes or complexity found in modern literature or more narrative-driven games. Zelda is the once-in-a-blue-moon kiss a sadist gives his masochistic lover, then he proceeds to piss over him the next 4 years.
comprende?
>>341415506
Literally they continue today you dumb fuck
>>341415506
They're going to show more games, but considering it's shit like #FE and Color Splash I don't think it's going to improve your opinion.
>>341415621
At the same time, though, the non-linearity and the potential multiple ways to complete a dungeon might potentially make them way too easy. Generally speaking, the hardest puzzles are the ones with the fewest number of answers. The more options available to you to achieve your goal, the less difficult it might be.
>>341415678
Can you do a TL;DR ?
>>341415678
Bill had to stop himself from calling Aonuma sensei twice during that half hour demo.
>>341415506
>Nintendo won E3
>with LITERALLY TWO GAMES
Are Sony and Microsoft even trying?
>>341414803
there was no music.
bad puzzle physics literally in the treehouse demos when they were doing the shrines
no sense of mortality and nothing you responded to refuted that
koroks are dumb because this comes after Skyward Sword.
>LITERALLY TWO GAMES
>>341415835
There was music, but they had it turned down for SFX.
>>341415835
>koroks are dumb because this comes after Skyward Sword.
Everything comes after Skyward Sword, you mong.
>>341415678
>WHY ISN'T IT BEING PRESENTED BY THE SORT OF PEOPLE I LIKE?!?
Focus on the game itself you autist.
>Polemik
>exzellente
Autist detected
>>341415678
>She looked like the fat guy who represented the Moon tarot in Persona 3.
>>341410764
Agreed. Most of the "games" showed at e3 were mostly just movies or Cinematic trailers that had absolutely no gameplay.
Bitch. I watch e3 for video games. VIDEO GAMES. GAMES
>>341415049
OP here. Not a false flagger at all. I can put a screen-capped pic of my PS4 if anyone says otherwise.
Now I kinda wanna see what the handheld title's gonna be like. I mean, it's Zelda, there's always a handheld title or two between console releases. They've always been trying new things with those, and considering the sudden boost in creativity at Nintendo, it might be interesting to see what they think up next.
>>341415835
>there was no music.
except for shrines and miniboss (and presumably boss) fights
>bad puzzle physics literally in the treehouse demos when they were doing the shrines
please describe what exactly made the physics bad
>no sense of mortality and nothing you responded to refuted that
enemies are smarter and stronger than they've been since the NES, and it takes more effort to keep yourself alive that just cutting grass. people died a ton while playing the demo and this is the very first area of the game.
>koroks are dumb because this comes after Skyward Sword.
you are literally pulling the shit out of your ass and trying to play it off as a reason to be a contrarian faggot
>>341415748
this is true
I hate when I see somebody try something really fucked up and dumb and they take the hardest way around a simple solution
yesterday when they used magnesis on the ball and chain to open the door and said you can also time stop it and hit it to do it
I noticed you could also use the ice pillar ability on the water beneath the ball to move it too
it's probably just to make it so you don't have to leave a dungeon midway through to pick up the item you need, because you can just use another item to solve a puzzle, but that makes a lot of items redundant to the gameplay, which is kinda sad
>>341415835
why the fuck you hating on Koroks you faggot?
>>341410764
> hot babes
In what fucking world? Yes, Mega Milk Mommy has great tits, but I mean come on I could do without everything above the neck.
>>341415678
>hating on big, swollen Jew tits
>>341411754
she's not even attractive.
>goyim falling for big boobs meme again
>>341416180
because the other forest plant niggers that were in SS are suppose to be here?
the master sword is all fucked up
they're gonna repair it obviously
how repair it?
timeshift stones
leads into OoT and the Master Sword's ability to time travel.
>>341416396
anon you're just making shit up
>>341416396
Take a breath and go sit in the corner.
>>341410764
>actually enjoying obnoxious Treehouse whores childish comments everytime literally anything happens
Nintoddlers everybody.
>>341416337
I want to live off Audrey's breast milk for the rest of my life
>>341416396
like what this anon said >>341416447
anon have you ever head of headcanon? That's the definition of your post
>>341416493
ok enjoy your dumb gap filling game with misplaced characters.
beware of shekikes tricks
www.seductivejewess3.com
This post is dying so seems like a good time to say that the Nintendo Omicron is coming, rumored to be revealed today or tomorrow.
>>341416016
pic related
>>341415927
I'm excited for Zelda but I just feel the need to explain how awful Nintendo of America is, from its bowdlerized localizations and its overall laziness (Dragon Quest VII still on the way, still none of the other 3DS titles, the amount of fan-effort and time it took to get Xenoblade) and how delusional its defenders are. I can count the first-party Nintendo games that haven't been rehashes on one hand. They have some of the best talent in the industry, definitely the best 3D model artists, and they're straitjacketed by the worst corporate executives in vidya.
OP here. Shitposters BTFO.
>Spoken dialogue at the beginning literally refers to you as "Link"
>You're no longer your own filename character
>>341417158
I do think most people here, including Nintendo fans, can agree that NoA is shit, or at the very least the localization part of it.
>>341417286
>Not even cum on picture tribute
This is how i know you are new
Only presentation that was more boring than Nintendo's was PC gaming.
>>341417423
>not bethesda
>not EA
>>341417326
>Wake up, XxNinjaLord420xX
>>341410764
boobs
>>341417392
Sorry I already fapped to her during the livestream.
>>341417539
I fapped to her twice today
>Sorry Audrey, we could only find the shirt in small
>>341411173
got a link to the streams?
>>341410764
Is /v/ going to send nintendo another thank-you card for this glorified advert?
>>341417656
Twitch
If big tits are all you need you might as well fap to old hannah minx videos, she literally has nothing going on for her outside of the tits and she's part of one of the most cancerous companies working in videogames today.
>Thanks for letting me take you out to dinner Anon-kun
>I can't believe it's been a year since we met after I saw your post about me on /v/ the day of my E3 appearance
>time really does fly huh?
>>341417619
I'mma need some sauce on that. When you post something so L-E-W-D you ought to put it in the filename.
>>341417792
>glorified advert
No shit Sherlock.
Do you even know what E3 is?
>>341417832
EA?
>>341417885
EA at least makes games. Treehouse makes money by butchering other people's games to pander to their comunist sensibilities.
>>341417841
>>341417940
too bad shes happily married for 10 years going strong :^)
>>341417883
>I missed the point of the post hurr
>>341417832
>Ugly landwhale detected
>>341417970
Treehouse like the Nintendo Treehouse ? I don't this company so please excuse my ignorance
>>341415680
And do what show even more Zelda
>>341417971
Aww, that's nice
>>341417980
What was your point faggot?
E3 is not glorified advertisement, it's just plain advertisement.
>Look, they're sleeping.
>Yes, and after a few shots from my bow it'll be an easy transition to an even deeper sleep
>MEAT
>Did you know you can shoot butterflies?
>Burn them
The comments these girls had made me laugh
>>341414819
Nice blog bitch
Sam my...waifu
>>341417841
I need a 3way.
So much boob.
>>341418223
>Literally asking to be spoonfed
what else did I expect?
I was wondering if /v/'s nintendo fanbase had decided to send nintendo another thank-you card
>>341418061
Nintendo's treehouse is the one responsible for most of the NoA games censorship. For example FF5, Fire emblem fates and TMS#FE. I don't have them on hand but a lot of people were passing around tweets from Treehouse rapresentative boasting of how they "fixed" the sexist games
>>341418035
Im a boy btw
>>341417853
not him, but that's a recent episode of One Piece
>>341418413
Yeah, let's forget about all the bullshit with localization and censorship they pulled out recently and send them another card. That would be great.
>>341418618
>Wan piss
>lewd
Colour me surprised
>>341411754
>fake personality
you mean like her boobs?
>>341410764
I'm hyped as shit for Zelda but there are areas where improvements could still be made:
- Indifferent
>Combat
People were expecting a Dark Souls/For Honor combat.From the action standpoint having a DarkSouls combat like means enemies become an actual threat.From the exploration standpoint having a hack-n-slash combat means it is much smoother to get shit done, which leads to...
>Enemies
Enemies could moderate the hack'n'slash and deep combat, if you exclude the guardian we only have the goblin and the goblin pack leader and he still isn't that much of a threat.I hope that is bound to the Plateau Area because they better be start adding some new enemies to fight because if I'm to fight the same red goblin in the entire world like Zelda WW did the game is bound to disappointment.
- The Bad
>AI
For fuck SAKE Nintendo the Goblins just stand there waiting to get hit.Even the lead of the pack still piss easy to fight because he doesn't offer any kind of resistance combat-wise.Either increase their attack speed or make them smarter somehow.
- Tweaks and Hopes
Foods could heal your hearts over time instead of instantly
New enemies
Hero mode in the start
HEART CONTAINERS WHERE
>>341414762
ALBW dungeons were the worst out of all the Zelda games.
You shouldn't be able to beat a dungeon/get all the chests in a dungeon and finish with extra keys.
I'm just a little bitter to see healthy Link sexual fun on screen but if they showed 3 dude showing xenoblade in swimsuit last year the internet would be on fire
>>341420941
>easy AI
>tutorial area
also they don't stand, they attack you see them struggle early game when they have shitty slow weapons.
>>341410764
Right girl is cuter than mega milk, she doesn't wear those dumb arm things either.
>>341420941
I honestly like Skyward sword combat better than what this game seems to have
the enemies were well thought out, fun to fight and made good use of the wii motion plus controller
anyone who complains about the motion controls in skyward either haven't actually played the game or are too fat to use the motion controls properly
the only issue with them was the constant need to recenter, which doesn't outweigh how fun it was to use the items
>>341421334
Yeah, no.
>>341421212
>she doesn't wear those dumb arm things
i feel like Reggie forced forced them on her to hide tattoos
>>341410764
https://discord.gg/012UrDuZq91PS6hXO
>>341410764
Well they have that, on the floors when E3 starts, not during their press conferences. Also Nintendo doesn't even show up at TGS which is the more important event.
>>341417286
>you still gave sony $400, dude.
>>341422175
Right now it has better games than the Wii U
Post link from BotW need source materials for a Hylian Heat wrestler
B O O B S
>>341417832
Oh my. She's good looking AND passionate about gaming. How horrible people get excited over her appearance and voice.
>>341418326
Me on the left
>>341415158
A video game? At e3? How dare they!
>>341420491
>fake tits
Why have people been saying this? I seriously doubt a fucking nintendo employee would fake their boobs
It must just be a push up/stuffed bra with a very tight shirt
>>341415660
You're absolutely seething m8. Did Nintendo steal your gf?
>>341410764
And they are said to be a company that cater to kids. Who is laughing today? A trio of cockhungry sluts presenting zelda, the girl with the huge tiddies undressing Link even on freezing mountain tops to stimulate her dripping cunt. Seeing these three females dominate Link is like hardcore porn.
The kike is smart and cool with her leather jacket, the titmonster is horny at all times, starving for cocks and the quiet waifu is just so cute. But you know the titcow will teach her to fuck good.
>>341411173
HYLIAN HEAT
She was wet as fuck seeing that little fuckboy naked and shivering
HOT BABES
>>341412726
If it's anything like TP there won't even be that much difference
>>341423360
More of the titgoddess please.
>>341414257
Bills face when the demo ran out was hilarious though.
>>341423026
because this isnt the type of thing you can push up into what we saw at treehouse
also if it was push up/stuffed doesnt that kind of negate all the OMG BIG BOOBS praise shes been getting?
>>341423747
>choker
Are all nintendo girls lewd?
>>341417326
>implying that wasn't done for demo purposes
>>341423747
GOD DAMMIT...Bill stealing all our 3D waifus
why bill... WHY??
>>341423747
Man I wish I worked at Treehouse. Nate always making fun of Bill, the serious senpai. President Reggie is a fun boss that pranks people and uses stale memes. To top it off, now we know they have some great looking horny cumsluts as well. Playing games for a living while getting my dick sucked, these guys are living the actual dream.
>>341424332
Go outside
Bill and Chiko top tier
>>341421649
Well, that would explain it, indeed.
>>341424207
DELETE THIS!!!
>>341424207
That is one of the most effective way of shutting down waifufags I have ever seen.
Yea it's the comfiest, too bad the games are shit
>>341424207
That's what you get for having shit taste i guess.
I am a Nintendrone and I admit that this game looks exactly like SoTC, Ico and TLG. Its obviously they took deep (stole) inspiration from those 3 games.
Nintendo couldn't even have me bothered to give a shit. This was the year they really needed to shine and they just phoned in it.
>>341424843
tlg? How the game is not even out.
>>341410764
Handful of fives.
>>341410764
When's the next stream?
>>341411431
not that guy but:
not really. all the footage they showed was of the wii U version, so best case the nx version looks even better than that and worse case both versions look the same as what we've seen.
detractors keep shitting on these graphics and while they're free to feel however they want, it looks pretty good imo. I've never been someone overly obsessed with grahical fidelity and while it is nice to have pretty games that always takes a back seat to how fun they are.
I won't lie, Breath of the Wild looks like a lot of fun. I'm legitimately excited for it. Plus it's stylization is cartoony enough that as time passes it won't look worse. It'll just continue to look like this
Chiko best girl, anyone got her twitter?
>>341426083
At 10am EST (2h30) i think.
>>341412726
it's all relative. doesn't irk me that there's an improved version on another platform if my experience is still fun.
the wii U version looks great and I don't have an NX, so it doesn't bother me any what the nx version is like.
hell, we have 0 details on the nx. for all anyone knows it's a literal toaster, or a handheld hybrid, or god only knows what else.
I hope titties is an escort as well:3
>>341413890
I'm thinking with a number that high some are bound to be ghost ship tier.
like those mini caves from oot that had one room and a cow.
still though, if even half of them are like what we saw it'll still be fun
>>341411754
>>341414157
>No one cared who I was until I put on the tits
>>341424843
>exactly like SOTC
except with, you know, an entirely different premise
>exactly like tlg
You mean the game that isn't out and we've barely seen anything about?
girlsdoporn when?
Why do jewish girls always have such giant breasts?
>>341413924
it was an e3 conference where they showed off gameplay and explained mechanics for hours.
why the fuck would you prefer pre rendered cutscenes over this? honestly. I don't care that it was ninty or zelda in this case.
footage that is indictive of the final product is always > hype trailers.
don't even get me started on those "in game" trailers that are scripted to hell and back either.
this was good. This showed a decent slice of the kind of game we as viewers would potentially be buying. This is how you advertise your product in a meaningful way.
as viewers we all now have atleast some idea what we'd be getting for our money, and are more equipped to make an informed purchase.
this will always be better than being told >enjoy this hype, buy this thing
>>341426997
I have a strange feeling that she earned those tits doing something similar.
its up to us to find it
>>341424207
I don't get it. Someone explain that image?
>>341427883
lurk moar
>>341428001
Will do, now can you explain that image pls?
>>341415796
To be fair, NoA has a really weird corporate identity. Even if they're stationed in America, the atmosphere in that place is very traditionally Japanese. A lot of people with talent get declined from working there for not fitting in well.
/v/ now loves treehouse because some pr chick has big tits. Good job forgetting about all the shit they did these last few years
>>341415678
>not wanting to be a child as long as possible
grow up
>>341428368
>/v/ now loves treehouse
hello, newfag
>>341421019
>You shouldn't be able to beat a dungeon/get all the chests in a dungeon and finish with extra keys.
Yeah, because no other dungeons in the series did that, right?
https://youtu.be/dar1t_L2wBk?list=PL2JiZAV5BmDULhRvaW7CgwicEUIgKqQ4N&t=159
>E3 plateau is less than 2% of the entire map
>LESS THAN 2%
I can't contain this hype for much longer.
What the fuck is up with Nintendo Treehouse and sexually degenerate women?
Not really. It was obnoxiously underwhelming. Most of it was these bitches walking around and being like "awwwww so cute". Conferences don't offer much these days but if this is all they can show, I have no hopes.
>>341417971
don't do this to us husbando-anon post em
I literally fapped to Audrey twice yesterday
Not even joking. Actually released my semen to her big bazoombas.
>>341428368
You're goddam right it does! Now GTFO out of my thread and take your bad vibes with you.
>>341428058
Bill Trinen works at Nintendo, and /v/ is a bunch of furries who love that yellow dog.
So when the yellow dog expressed it's love for Bill, they went full meltdown.
>>341428368
They fired a pedophile?
>>341428645
That's obviously such a bullshit line.
>>341429185
Just got initial D
>>341429264
Have you even seen the size of the map?
On top of that keep in mind all the shrines and the dungeons and underground stuff
>>341411026
>>I bet you didn't even read my OP?
Nope.
No one cares about your wall of text when there's tits on discussion.
>>341429435
>Have you even seen the size of the map?noYou have a "link" to it?
>>341429435
That's big, but 2% -is- bullshit
>>341414305
Audrey Drake is literally living the life I wanted to live. She's only a month older than me, she was a journalism major like me, she got hired to review games at IGN based on her blog, and that eventually led to her getting a job at Nintendo.
Imagine, if I got a job at IGN and constantly gave Nintendo games great reviews, Nintendo could have hired ME.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5NK384amwQ
>>341429534
I've only saved this one
And that's not even the whole map
The whole shit they were showing was all in that small revealed patch, aka the "plateau"
>>341417832
>>hannah minx
if you're gonna go for low-hanging fruit anon, why not just settle for applemilk instead?
>>341429213
I love that the logo is solid white. Really classy, and using the original NES Zelda title is a nice touch. Kinda reminds me of the japanese Shadow of the Colossus logo.
>>341411754
People are talking about the PR chick more than
the game. Where did Nintendo go so wrong?
>>341429629
>17th century moe dating simulator
Fund it
>>341429701
The part at the bottom left named central hylia is tha plateau right?
Neat, thanks for that. I wonder how much of it is actually rich in content, and not just a few chests scattered around.
>Aonuma got lost when playtesting the game but realized that getting lost is not a bad thing but merely the consequence of your choice to go that way
Hope for Zelda restored
>>341429693
But are you a cute grill?
When in the timeline do you guys think this game is set?
>>341429979
Even if I was a grill, I probably wouldn't be a cute one.
>>341429807
You can tell the sexual repression is strong with nintendo fans. At least the fuckers on here. They only give a shit about games when they can draw porn of new characters and jack off.
>>341421334
I completely agree. the motion controls worked perfectly fine and provided an amazing and fun combat gameplay.
>>341430059
Somewhere between these tits
>>341430059
after ST
>>341430059
>timeline fags
why do you care? If it doesn't fit your headcanon you'll throw a shit fit like you usually do and make your own.
>>341429213
Classy as fug
>>341430059
Koroks exist.
Koroks existed in the WW world and are the descendants of the Kokiri after the world was flooded.
So it's WW timeline, even after WW, but it takes place in Hyrule so the flood has long since gone.
And Ganon is confirmed as well, so someone must have pulled the sword out of him.
>>341429693
Do you have big enough tits?
>>341429917
do want
>>341411754
>nintendo didn't just hand the controller over to some woman with big boobs
This is the same company who put Chitoge in Super Mario Maker
They literally just did that
>>341429693
>HP Elitebook 8440p
Fuck, I work desktop support and I absolutely hate it...
>>341428368
They censored some moe shit? Oh, I'm so mad! xD
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/zelda/movie/top.mp4
>16:35
>a meteor falls
>>341430258
Audrey didn't at first.
>>341430301
Audrey has been on Treehouse streams for years. Especially whenever anything AC or Zelda is happening, she loves those.
>>341430381
Fair point.
>>341430275
why is my dick acting wierd.
I want to call her mom and suck her tits.
>>341428515
>>341428921
>>341429075
>>341430348
s͏m͏h t͏͏b͏͏h͏ f͏͏a͏͏m
>>341430357
nice
>>341416342
>getting to a point in your life when boons are only a meme to you.
>>341423141
I fucking laughed. Boy, that escalated quickly. I'd vote you for president!
>>341430448
Now you're getting it.
Audrey is for nursing handjobs (as in, she jerks you off while you suck on her nipples).
She could also talk you through it with her put on sultry voice
>>341414019
Correct
>>341416052
How old r u?
>>341430275
>looks in the camera
>seductive as fuck
>that voice
Dear fucking god. I can't contain myself!
>>341430357
Saved so I can fall asleep to this one of these cold nights. Thanks anon.
>>341430381
>B-BUT SH-SHE DIDN'T AT FIRST
Chestlet Femanon BTFO. You're only option now is to get implants. Otherwise you'd have to live the rest of your life knowing that your BF/Husband would trade you for Miss Mega Milk without a second glance.
>>341430207
>sexual repression is strong on /v/
no shit
>>341410764
Who is this bovine beauty?
>>341429693
Fuck, are IGN's headquarters in someone's basement? You'd think they could afford a proper ceiling.
Pokemon Go later today, I hope it isn't as shit as it looks.
>>341430683
>bovine
actually laughed irl
oh happy days
How long till todays stream?
The new zelda game looks like shit, no wonder they wanted to skip E3.
>>341430732
in all seriousness i dont think anyone gives a shit after ms cow jugs
>>341430275
OH LAWD ALMIGHTY HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL.
I'll be a good boy mommy. I promise.
>>341430732
Pokemon Go is so weird
They actually turned all of Earth into some kind of "zones" and habitats of sorts.
Like, you're expected to be mobile with your mobile device (duh) and go and find other and rare pokemon out there in other places.
I remember them talking about apparently beach area in san francisco has a lot of diglets.
Can you imagine actually taking a plane or boat to some remote island or people traveling to galapagos or bahamas just to catch some rare pokemon?
>>341430275
We have to go tighter
>>341430921
It sounds fun in theory but from what I've seen you don't even battle wild pokemon you just throw a pokeball.
If I'm not battling whats the point in pokemon.
>>341430448
Typical mommy issues nintoddler.
>>341430357
HOLY FUCK
>that EVERYTHING
>RANDOM METEOR
>THE NOISES OF ANIMALS
LITERALLY BEST OPEN WORLD I EVER SEEN
>>341430153
FUCK
>>341412726
I think Aonuma said both versians will br the same for that exact reason
What would she think if she were to find us lusting after her like this? What would her reaction be if Miss Mega Milk were to find this thread RIGHT NOW??? Pleased or Disgusted.
Also, props to you OP for expertly disguising this thread as a "Nintendo E3 Treehouse" thread so that we can discuss our new goddess freely without getting 404'D.
>>341410764
What is the name of the right one again?
>>341411173
>Now doing this isn't the smartest thing to do. I could've just avoided that laser by running up the wall. But you gotta live life on the edge.
She's adorable.
>>341431430
Maybe he's refering to Zelda TP with mirroir game and shit
>>341431430
I think he meant content-wise. There will be a difference with how the game looks and performs on the new console though.
>>341431509
She would probably be disgusted but deep down she would feelturned on.
>>341413352
>not wanting to see gameplay
Seriously though, I sort of agree with you when it comes ti certain games. Like Ubi really dragged on with that new Tom Clancy game that looks like it plays like every other TC game and we saw a lot of that Days End game that looked generic as fuck. Meanwhile actually interesting games with neat gameplay get passed over, like Recore and Spiderman. But we've been waiting for Zelda for years now, they had to show the gameplay in-depth.
Someone post the fire and the boulder webm
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/631516-wii-u/73879340
kek
>>341431848
hooray for casual sexism
>>341429565
Content wise, I wouldn't doubt it. Hyrule Field contianed only a few % of OoT's content after all.
>>341429974
That line is 100% planted to give hope to me who's tired of hand holding. I know it's idiotic, but I take it.
>>341430638
>Save Link As...
>>341431848
>The Jugasaurus-Rex?
>>341430425
Stop damage controlling Audrey
>>341431938
Ebin just ebin my man
>>341431518
>>341431518
no one know?
>>341431509
>implying she's not itt right now
>>341432209
Because no-one cares about her after getting a look at Miss Mega Milk.
>>341431938
>finding someone attractive is sexism
Guess all couples are sexist then. Including ur mum & dad.
>>341432209
No one cares
>>341432340
I understand. Audrey is a dairy goddess
>>341410764
People here find these thots attractive.
Disgusting.
>>341410764
Treehouse streams are always the hilight of E3. For three years straight.
>>341415276
Bill acted like a complete psychopath when he was playing. Any excuse to light something on fire or blow something up and he would take it.
>>341430357
>A FUCKING METEOR FALLS IN-GAME RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES AND YOU CAN GO CHECK IT OUT
Wii U Owners. I am legit extremely jelly of you guys right now..... This shits all over Horizon: Zero Dawn.
>>341432525
Stay mad landwhale :^)
>>341415276
>you have issues Bill
>>341410764
>you're trying to wind down from a long day of E3 at a nearby bar
>hear a lot of giggling, turn around and see Audrey and the other two barge in there
>they sit nearby and start downing shots as Audrey looks at you and says "Hey girls, doesn't he kind of look like Link?" and laughs, the others joining in
>"Maybe, I can't tell, he has a shirt on"
>"I have an idea"
>they tell you to come with them to the hotel Nintendo booked for their employees during e3
>on the way there they are all constantly giggling and laughing, helped by the alcohol, while touching you a lot
>not long after you find yourself next to a bed and Audrey tells you to take your shirt off and lay down
>they all surround you
>fast forward a few minutes and you see six exposes boobies, among them the gigantic milk mountains of Audrey hovering over your face while they talk you through a handjob
>>341432979
I will stay disgusted
>>341417286
>can't spell nintendo
t y p i c a l
>>341432190
>>341432353
That was one of the posts in that game-fag thread. Yes people like this actually exist. Probably an ass-ravaged fatty bitch.
>>341433137
Oops. How did I not notice this.My bad. Yea... okay Ill let you have this one.
>tfw no gf
>>341430357
Cloverfield confirmed
>>341433275
You'll get em next time, champ :3c
>>341433059
>Ywn ever experience this in your lifetime
The only thing that's keeping me going is Final Fantasy XV. I have a PS4 and that is literally the only thing that can go toe-to-toe with The Legend of Zelda.
>>341430921
in not doing this unless the pokemon are real and tangible.
>>341433320
We're all gonna make it
>>341433491
Yuck.
XV looks so bad.
The QTE "press X to awesome" boss fights. The homo boyband cast. The awful, awful wannabe action game *teleports around* heh.. *hovers in the air* combat gameplay.
Yech.
>>341430275
Are these things real or fake?
>>341433610
100% organic milk
>>341433491
FF XV looks kinda shitty
Play Bloodborne if you haven't alreadyand weebshit like Senran Kagura/Hyperdimension Neptunia/ Digimon Cyber Sleuth
>>341430275
literally just jizzed to this
>>341430275
Is she putting a spell on my dick?
>/v/ going nuts over a 6/10
lmao
>Audrey comes up to you and asks you to help her
>She's had pain for a few days now because her udders are so swollen with milk
What do?
Reminder that they'll show a NEW RPG for the 3ds today as well as Dragon Quest, Monster Hunter, #FE and some indies.
Also a new Mario Party
>>341410764
I want to bury my face in her lens of truth
>>341433587
>>341433709
I have faith in FF XV. I'll be the one laughing when it lives up to the hype and more. There has NEVER been a game in which you go an adventure with your bros.
>>341433929
>What do
Do you even need to ask?
>>341434137
>#FE
it still hurts
fuck censorshit
>>341434198
Dunno man, you're travelling with a boygroup and the combat looks ass.
But it would indeed be great if it would turn out good.
If it doesn't get completely shit on, I will definitely give it a chance.
>>341410764
I don't find it comfy, I find it cringey.
Watching these incompetent women with an annoying west coast American accent is just plain painful.
Just show us the game, explain the mechanics, and try not to make everything be about you and your little role-playing with your colleagues.
>>341414819
This has got to be bait.
>>341410764
how many hours until todays stream?
I wish I never watched it. I can't wait nine months for Breath of the Wild. My expectations were far too low.
>>341434743
2h40min
I think
>>341414181
this fucking people
>>341434869
Its called Adonis belt like what the actually fuck are people this retarded.
>>341430275
what's with that those nothing personnel gloves?
>>341434869
There is clearly double standards.
>It's ok for women to sexualize underage fuccboi Link.
>>341434993
and yes i know about vagina bones shit /v/ was sperging about few years back
>>341434620
Posts like yours makes me think that there are true some people who will never ever find some semblance of happiness.
>>341435028
They are professional handjob gloves
>>341434869
>teehee I retweeted a pedophile!
legitmately creepy, and not in the "he's looking at me with a sweaty face, omg creepy" bitch sort of way but in the "I want to fuck and castrate teenage boys" sort of way.
>>341435119
Goddamn, anon...
>never ever
Why even live if I can't get a gloved handjob from the milk goddess...
>>341430275
How long until we find her escort ads?
>>341415678
The interpreter/translators in Japan are actually almost always plain, older folks because that's who has enough language experience to do that job without fail. I've seen Nicholas Cage on a Japanese talk show his translator looked like a Japanese version of my grandma.
You are right about the PR thing in Japan but they hire interpreters for their skill.
someone post the comparison image of her three different boob jobs
Fuck. My. Life. I just wanna go sucky sucky on those milky tits. Is that too much to ask?
>>341435386
Who is she, anyways?
>tfw Audrey brings out the primitive ape in all of us
>>341435096
>being so unsophisticated you find happiness in mainstream things
>>341435782
megamilk girl
>>341435782
Boobzilla
>>341435782
moomoo maiden
>>341435782
https://twitter.com/GirlWhoIsSuper
>>341432078
I'd damage her controllably.
>>341435875
>Boobs
>Mainstream things
Are you for real? Like are you un-ironically posting this shit you autist?
>>341436134
Thanks, just saw the thread and didn't feel like reading through 400+ posts.
>>341435386
literally too perfect.
Those lips and eyes and tits and gloves make me rock hard.
damn
>>341410976
Considering the treehouse girl who was just fired was also prostitute on the side, yes.
>>341417656
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ3vf60U2_0
>>341436178
I had forgotten /v/ was invaded by teenagers in the summer.
Sure, all men like boobs, but some of us have standards -- she's not particularly cute, she just looks kinda weird with all that makeup and weird shit on her arms -- and it's not like boobs are difficult to find in real life or elsewhere on the web.
>>341436540
>not a cumpilation
One job.
>>341436134
>https://twitter.com/GirlWhoIsSuper
>She likes anime, video games, and wrestling
God damn it, fucking hurts that I'll never meet a Breast Maiden like her and that if I ever become a normie and get married, it'll be to some fat 400lbs whale. Fuck.....
>>341436584
I want to buy her videogames.
http://nintendo.e3press.com/Event
USERNAME : Nintendo
PASSWORD: ZeldaE32016
Let's go
>>341410764
What happened to her arms?
I like games again :)
>>341436540
AH! What was jew princess' name?
>>341436594
this is the dumbest argument. you're trying to sound superior and alpha but you're just a low-test numale who doesn't want to fuck 7/10 girls and see every pair of tits on the planet.
inb4 "muh standards"
>Nintendo is so desperate for viewers they force one of their employees to get a boob job
KEK
EK
K
>>341436746
Usually people wear those to cover up self harm scars. Is she self harming guiz?
>>341436732
I suppose there is nothing secret in there... But are they event trying with that name/password combo?
>>341430153
I can already do that in in jak2, 3 and mgsv
>>341437013
You know this actually makes sense.
What the fuck we need to get on this
>mfw watching the comfy treehouse streams with /v/ again
>>341436594
>Everyone who likes boobs is a teenager
LMAOING at your life right now brah. You're the most pathetic faggot in this thread.
>>341436584
Amazing chest ahead!
https://twitter.com/RetroJono/status/742796128890949632
It is fucking over
>>341437093
>>>341436584
Her arms are fine, dude. Check her twitter for more photos.
I think it was just a fashion choice.
>>341436732
It's not much, but thanks anyways.
Grabbed myself the the info/art pack for Zelda, official art is nice.
>>341437093
The hover board was one of my favorite things about Jak 2. I love that shit
How can you do that in MGSV tho?
>>341437013
Most likely. Her job is to interact with you faggots. Surprised she hasn't Robin Williams'd yet.
>>341437093
But now you can do it on a good game.
>>341437274
How long until next treehouse? Anything that isn't retarded pacific time or some shit?
>>341437395
3 hours
>>341437274
Quite honestly living the dream
>>341437013
tattoos probably
>>341437013
>What are tattoos
>>341437274
>this ugly cuck gets a girl like her
>>341437274
https://twitter.com/JaggedKeiji/status/742787084797149184
KEK
>>341437524
Who has tattooed scars?
>>341437545
>being this much of a white knight
That guy should just hang himself.
>>341437540
He's pretty cute, and probably looks better than you. I think they make a great couple
>>341437545
lmao this cuck actually has "loner" in his profile, guaranteed he has printouts of her already
>>341436830
Sound business move.
>>341410764
US GAMER GIRLS, RIGHT?
She's clearly squeezing the juice out of other men to increase her breast size, it's easy to tell from her husband's pathetic image and Twitter feed.
So these tweets pretty much prove that Audrey is aware of what we're all saying about her
Interesting
Do you think she finds it empowering and it makes her horny when she knows she's the reason for thousands of boners worldwide?
>>341437471
Great, thanks bro.
Anyone got some blankets?
>>341437274
>Someone mentions her milf jugs
>Stop harassing Audrey
WHITE KNIGHT ALERT
>>341437331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W6IAtDoZWc
>>341437646
how is that being a white knight? you guys are so scared of sjws you are sjws
>>341436819
dude, I'm not a kid, I have a wife.
>>341437545
>https://twitter.com/JaggedKeiji/status/742787084797149184
>@JaggedKeiji You cannot stop me from lustfully rubbing one out. You just can't.
>@DogersRan True, I can't. But at least I have some sort of control of my hormones, despite being single myself.
>he won't masturbate to her because she's taken
how does someone even get this low-test? is he literally taking testosterone suppressors and birth control pills? i did not know it was possible to be this much of a fucking cuck.
>/fit/
>>341438010
Post pics or GTFO
>>341437993
>how is that being a white knight?
Seriously?
>>341438094
Of my dick?
That's gay bro
>>341415678
>>341416337
what's it like to know she is definitely in a healthy, sexualy active, and happy relationship that you will never, ever be a part of anything close to.
How many murders will she commit today?
>>341438180
feels bad
wish I could suck on her milk jugs
>>341438149
>letting us know she's taken so theres no point in wanting to try to nab her
idgi, nice boogeyman tho
>>341438059
I dunno. Like, I wouldn't give a shit if people masturbated to me or my partner, aint like it's gonna affect either of us. It's a compliment more than anything.
>>341438180
If I bothered to stretch properly and could suck my own dick I would probably care much less.
>>341438161
Of your """Wife"""" breh. I'm 99% percent sure that you're married to some ugly landwhale which is why you're so butt-hurt.
>>341438185
I thought they aren't gonna show Zelda today?
So is it same time as yesterday?
>>341437540
she's like a 5/10 buddy, 3/10 without the tits
her face is busted as fuck
safe to post this
>>341438279
He's neither, it's just some random guy tweeting this.
>>341438216
Just hire a busty raven escort wet nurse and you're good to go.
They aren't that hard to find.
Does anyone follow this titty goddess in Instagram?
Somebody should rip some photos off of there...there might be some juicy photos in thre
>>341438094
This is an anonymous message board; posting pics would cause loss of anonymity.
>>341437545
>this is what numales tweet
>>341438548
Confirmed for bullshit then.
>>341438402
>look at my high standards that i have no right having due to even being on /v/ at all
she's not that bad, you're underselling her. she's not mind-blowing, but you're being kneejerk to fight against the overreaction. i get it, i feel you, but there's no reason to fight stupidity with more stupidity.
>>341438360
Hour later.
>Be sure to come back for a second day of live-streaming, starting at 6pm on Wednesday June 15. The day will start with a special Pokémon GO developer Q&A session. Then Nintendo Treehouse: Live will showcase upcoming games such as Monster Hunter Generations, Dragon Quest VII: Fragments of the Forgotten Past, and Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE.
>>341438414
I want to rub her feet
>>341437274
>"Watch out she could do the same with you"
>Audrey:"She really could"
M-m-uh DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!
Is Miss Mega Milk going to be at the upcoming treehouse livestream? That is the only reason for why I will tune-in.
>>341438681
her face is the definition of average, she's nothing special
the tits are a few extra points
I'm sorry you're ugly or fat anon, but that doesn't mean all of us are
>>341438743
too much makeup
shit hair
shit accent
kinda plain figure
>>341437749
>She's clearly squeezing the juice out of other men to increase her breast size
how the hell does that work?
>>341438950
>Obvious bait
>>341438869
Most likely
>>341439129
That's not milk her jugs are full of.
>>341439129
You'd like to know wouldn't you my lovely Femanon? :^)
>>341439156
>an above average looking person browsing /v/ is bait
you have some seriously repressed feelings of inadequecy don't you?
>>341438957
>>341438659
IT'S TOO MUCH
>>341438681
>>341438950
everyone here is just thirsty as fuck, anons. also /v/ is a normie board are you kidding me, you could say that a couple of years ago but fuck man
>>341411754
Why does she have a stylized Tesla logo on her shirt?
new comfy e3 ninty thread
>>341439619
>>341439619
new
