Stream live
Should be starting soon for a pre-show rundown of what to expect.
>Soon
>20min
Thread will die before then.
I hope Austin chokes and dies.
I hope he read this post.
>15 minutes early
>Didn't even fucking put Giant Bomb in the title
Try again, OP.
pls no austin bully
>>341151876
The shock of reading your post causes him to choke and then die.
Did they get all huffy about south park?
>>341152235
I hope so.
The fat nigger SJW deserves a slow death.
>>341152354
Brad and Dan laughed, but Alex & Austin told Dan to shut up (interrupted him when he said good things about SP) several times.
Can someone post a link to Austin getting triggered by South Park?
>>341152354
Austin did, because it was probably the closest thing to racism that upper-class vanilla milkshake-ass gaylord ever experienced.
Coon is the lowest giant bomb has ever sunk to. Anybody who could stand to watch these cucks for even a second after that bullshit is on the wrong fucking internet board.
Video evidence of Jeff and Vinny locking themselves in chastity out of fear of upsetting the SJW hivemind.
can a nig nog borrow a link?
>>341152587
> Alex & Austin told Dan to shut up (interrupted him when he said good things about SP) several times.
Dan said that the most recent season of South Park was good and that PC Principal was a funny character, and Alex said "No". It happened twice
>>341152954
you sound triggered, friend
>>341152587
>>341152754
Jesus, glad I skipped the stream this year
Seriously south park jokes are 50% about getting a reaction, you think they could get that
>>341153197
Tell that to the GB crew.
>>341152954
>They didn't laugh hard at lame tired material. They must be SJW SCUM!
In that Demo Derby where they play the South Park racing game, Jeff said he doesn't watch South Park anymore because he doesn't think it's funny. Why would he laugh at some shit that he doesn't think is funny?
>>341153362
YOU tell them.
>>341153079
Fuck off. Austin spent an entire 15 minutes trying his best to sit there with a quiet dignity, a momument to all the great injustice and suffering the black race has endured throughout history. Telepathically communicating his disgust to the entire room. There was literally a tear rolling down his cheek.
>>341151593
the fuck is this gay ass music
>coon
Will Sony announce the Neo?
>>341153481
make me, faglord >:^(
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016presssony_1_1400@46333?
>>341153509
This is part massive hyperbole and part out-and-out lie.
You niggas hear that music?
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016presssony_1_1400@46333
>>341153664
They'll announce the NX
>>341153664
They pushed the announcement to next year, but Microsoft may have forced their hand. They will probably drop a sentence or two about it and that's it.
OP, please make this thread again with Giant Bomb in the title. This bothers my autism and makes it harder for fellow Giant Bombfriends to Ctrl + F
>>341153769
dance bread until stream starts
>>341153739
thanks senpai
LOCKDOWN FUCKING WHEN?
>>341153843
It's probably too late to delete it because moot is a faggot. It'll just create more confusion, leave it be.
>>341153421
Thy sat in fucking silence throughout the entire thing completely unsure of what to say because they didn't know what toes they might step on anon.
>>341154020
24/7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2FDPgvm2l0
>>341153739
>DUDE WEED LMAO
Why are these faggots so popular around here again?
>>341153794
WILL SONY ANNOUNCE A SONY/NINTENDO MERGER TONIGHT??
>>341153747
Only the tear was a lie. The rest was spot on.
>>341153664
hopefully. i need a new sony console soon.
>yfw DMC5
>>341154194
They're making fun on weed people.
LOCKDOWN CONFIRMED
ayyyyyy
>>341154257
>yfw RDR2
ATTENTION
ITS A LOCKDOWN
>that awkwardness during the ubisoft south park presentation
>"oh uhh it wasnt that good..."
Fucking delicious
>>341153079
alex should have died instead
>WHAT WILL TRIGGER AUSTIN THIS TIME?
LOCKDOWN BABY
>>341154257
Jeff and Brad being furious at DMC5 will be icing on the cake if it actually happens.
>>341153509
that got out a good laugh out of me you stupid nig
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
>>341154194
Jeff, Ryan, and Vinny in their prime.
I'M IN LOVE AND I CAN'T BREAK FREE
>>341152978
their website or twtch/giantbomb
>>341154415
why would they be?
Song name?
>>341154282
Suuuuuuuuure thing bud. Get this cancer off /v/.
ITSALOCKDOWNBABY
I'm sure this thread will be all about E3
>>341154518
now im beggin witcha, baybee
giantbomb down for anyone else?
>No Drew
>Austin and Alex are there instead
I could live with Austin being there if Drew were there, but fuck Alex so much.
Fuck these SJWs, completely triggered by season 19 of south park.
The entire Giant Bomb community is one large "safe space".
>>341154282
Making fun of shitty weed humor by doing shitty weed humor.
Just like how south park makes fun of racism by using racial slurs like COON.
ITS A LOCKDOWN BABY
>>341154389
>MECHANICAL APARTHEID
IT'S A LOCKDOWN BABY
YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY
AIN'T NO ESCAPING
THE LOVE'S GOT ME DOING TIME
YOU'RE MY ATTORNEY
MY JUDGE AND JURY
I'M FEELING GUILTY SO
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
>>341154698
yep, watch it on youtube
>>341154163
Drew is god-tier at chosing pre-stream music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts7FRpOtpdw
L O C K D O W N L A D S
>>341154721
>South park
it was funny 10 years ago, when i was a little edgelord
political views have nothing to do with disliking this shit show
>>341154908
Lockdown is all Vinny, baby.
>>341154898
fuck alex, fucking pasty-looking fuck
>>341154704
which one is austin and why do people hate him so much?
wtf my post was filtered
"safe space"
"fuck these SJWs"
testing
>mfw Jeff's vaping shtick during the Ubi conference
>>341155048
If only...
>>341154389
I can see God of War doing it. Something about cultural appropriation.
Then again, maybe not because Vikings are white.
YOU FUCKS ARE LATE BY ALMOST 10 MINUTES
>>341154898
Why is everything about Alex so repulsive? Both in terms of personality and appearance.
Why doesn't he at least shave off the shitty chin beard?
>>341155084
What the fuck is this real
He is literally a living meme
>>341155084
Can't wait till he's president bros
>>341154056
Sometimes a situation is awkward as fuck, and you don't know what to do. That's just life.
Austin was going to be the center of attention no matter what. And he knew it. He was in a position where anything he said or did could be misconstrued, taken out of context, or completely exaggerated. This, outside of the joke itself, made him feel awkward and uncomfortable. He had to try not to give the internet too much of a reaction.
Everyone else either felt weird about the whole thing or genuinely didn't have anything to say.
It isn't "Well I have something to say, but I won't say it because it'll make someone mad." It's, "This shit is awkward as fuck, what do I do?"
>>341154585
Brad adores DmC and did an entire series complaining about how people liked the original series more than it, instead of actually playing the damn game (and especially not playing DMC3, even though everyone warned him he wouldn't like DMC1 and would get lost and frustrated). Jeff has always disliked the series, but the DmC stuff made him hate it out of pure spite for the internet, and if DMC5 were announced he would be just as angry as he was at Sony announcing Shenmue 3 and FF7R.
>>341155038
he's the black dude
people hate him because he's an SJW but he's really not that bad overall, he's no Alex or Patrick
>>341155038
Earlier I saw some people getting butthurt because he seemed offended by something in the south park presentation. Maybe that's it.
>>341155224
fuck yeah
>>341155298
He's no Alex or Patrick, but he's even worse than Dan. And Dan is already "Fuck off" tier.
>0 mary kish in the thread
>>341155048
oh never mind it's my fault, my filter was set up to completely hide any post with the words "giant bomb"
>>341155225
>but I won't say it because it'll make someone mad
Patrick created an atmosphere that now no one on that team is ballsy enough to call out his retarded shit anyway. I'm sure living in SF helped
>>341155363
I went through a fuck Dan phase but he's grown on me recently. He's nowhere near as aggravating as he used to be.
>>341155449
i could post the same old shit again but nah
just this
do your part
>>341155462
A real shame OP didn't put Giant Bomb in the title. Would have filtered us out of you and you out of us.
>>341155316
I missed the Ubi stream. What offended him?
I hope they offend him all over that game, SJW cunt.
>>341155201
He eats pizza CRUST FIRST, of course he's a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvp-XMqnh-g
>>341155225
If Austin didn't want it to be awkward he could have cracked a joke about it making everyone feeling uneasy because he's the literal token ethnicity. .
>>341155298
>>341155316
there was no black dude in any of their talk overs so far.
"first marvel did all the real heros then snuck the black one in later"
kek. funniest part of the south park trailer
>>341155545
>Is this a [insert wrestling term]
not gonna watch giant bomb during sony's e3, because of how awful they were durng it last year.
also how awful austin was during ubisoft, ive lost all respect for that dude
>>341155597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL93YUWBObQ
>>341155363
I don't know. Austin gets bogged down with the political shit too often which is pretty offputting but he is at least capable of talking about video games on a level beyond surface level meme spouting. Dan just goes quiet until it's his turn to tell a funny anecdote whenever Brad and Jeff are having a discussion.
>>341155571
man. Mary is real cute, isnt she?
>>341155545
Dan has only gotten worse with time. His "New Dan" shtick is the worst. It's not even fun to make fun of him anymore, just wish he would fuck off.
>>341155708
He's the one sitting furthest to the right.
>>341155590
The South Park game was on. They have joke superhero called "The Coon" and at one point a guy says that you can't start a superhero franchise with a black superhero because it won't make any money.
>>341155706
But that's exactly the problem: Austin isn't black enough for that, but too black for everyone to ignore it. Hence the minutes of dead air.
>>341155706
Man, that just makes me imagine if Austin replaced Woolie on the Friendcast.
>>341155708
he actually chuckled at that for a sec then got back to passive mode right quick
>>341155526
But I'm not so sure anyone had an urge to call Austin out. They're all pretty socially liberal, from what I've seen and heard the past six or seven years I've been following the site.
Austin didn't even say anything, so there's not much to call him out on other than the fact that he clearly felt awkward, which is kind of understandable.
>>341155778
True, it's hard to rank them, but I think we can all agree that if Dan, Alex and Austin left Giant Bomb, it would improve exponentially
>>341155859
Maybe it's because I haven't been watching GB much lately since the google website thing that hosted their premium content died.
I CAN'T GET ON THE SITE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341154323
RDR2 it's already out, It's called Read Dead Redemption, it's on PS3 and 360...
fucking underage faggots goddammit
>>341155778
see the thing is that Austin only plays fucking garbage indie adventure games that are created solely to pander to people like him who don't care whether videogames are fun as long as they're pretentious.
oh boy here we go. what will offend him next?
I like how the blackboard is evolving.
it's begun.
no booze tonight 4 me :(
ITS UP
>>341155706
He doesn't have to bear the burden for anyone else's discomfort.
>>341155929
Ah.
I hope when this one is done someone can link to the timestamp.
>>341155847
you don't say
I was hoping for Coon to be on the blackboard.
>>341156069
Just watch it on Twitch or Youtube.
>>341155201
>I've been living in a cave and have never seen SNL
>>341155929
>They have joke superhero called "The Coon"
That's just empty edginess.
>at one point a guy says that you can't start a superhero franchise with a black superhero because it won't make any money.
That's legitimate satire.
>>341156110
TAXES
TAXES
TAXES
TAXES
alright. newfag here. left to right who do we have here?
GUYS LOOK AT ME IM FUNNY
>>341156203
>mfw kish
fucking hell how has Vinny not killed himself being stuck with these two losers on the blurstcoast
>commentS call alex a downer over SP
>"HEY GUYS IM GOING TO ACT WEIRD WHEN THE STREAM STARS MAKE SURE TO SAY IM NOT A DOWNER
>try to make a thread after searching for multiple things
>no gb in the title
great job having to be the first to get a thread up
>>341156285
The character who calls themself the coon is portrayed as an ignorant, racist idiot. Everything has context.
>Dan and Austin with their "epic" joke finally paying off
>>341156275
Thank god. SNL is dogshit.
>>341156275
SNL sucks anon, everyone knows this
>>341155278
Holy shit these terrible opinions. Why do people like these guys? Isn't the guy who gives cod GOTY every year part of them too?
>>341156454
I thought it was funny. Fuck you.
>>341156285
>>That's just empty edginess.
the coon is actually cartman who in the show is a fat racist that they often use to make fun of racists
like if you haven't watched the like 4 episodes they devoted to this concept already and think they just made it up for the game I could see how you would think that
>>341156009
If I had to get rid of one of them it would be Alex by a long way. Austin is tolerable 75% of the time, so long as he isn't standing on a soap box, Alex is a complete black hole. His presence in any content is actively detracting from the quality at all times.
>>341156372
He does it all for his family.
should i get a 6s or a 6s+?
>>341156079
The only thing Red Dead Revolver has in common with Red Dead Redemption is their name.
>>341156463
HAHA DUDE WHAT A HEEL
L M A O
>>341155278
How do you even get lost in DMC1?
>>341156507
>>341156515
I know SNL sucks, but everyone watched it when Trump was the guest.
>>341156613
Honestly? I'd pick Dan, not because he's the worst, but because at least I'd save Giant Bomb West.
With Giant Bomb East, you can only get rid of one of its two tumors. With Giant Bomb West you can remove the one tumor.
>>341156318
Alex "Absolute Faggot" Navarro
Vinny "Italian Stallion" Viny
Brad "Science" Shoemaker
Jeff "Video Games" Gertsmann
Dan "DUDE LMAO" Ryckert
Austin "We should have a conversation about this" Walker
>>341156190
>an entertainer shouldn't have to try and make a stream enjoyable for people watching.
ELDER GOD TIER
Jeff
GOD TIER
Vinny
GREAT TIER
Brad (He's bad by himself but plays well off of Jeff and Vinny)
GOOD TIER
Jason > Drew
OK TIER
Rorie
OBNOXIOUS RETARD TIER
Dan
SANCTIMONIOUS TOOL TIER
Austin
FAGGOT TIER
Alex
I don't get the hate Dan gets. I like him.
>>341156372
He enjoys their company and thinks they're nice people.
I have a feeling this conference is gonna be boring as shit.
>>341156775
fucking nailed it
>>341156962
I hate Dan and I hate you
>>341156937
Swap Vinny and Jeff
Then delete everything else because I don't care about those people.
This conference is gonna suck because 50% of it will be VR bullshit.
>>341157081
Ok.
Where's Ryan?
>>341156962
same
>>341156962
He has no substance beyond "DUDE LMAO"
>>341156962THROW
>>341156730
i know i did. Bad camera and a kind of directionless narrative that you just figure out. I was expecting Bayonetta styled level design, less RE (even though knowing it was an RE game at first)
>>341157154
On his honeymoon.
>>341157108
i'm optimistic
i'm hoping they'll show a cool vr game
>Giant Bomb has comments for their Youtube videos
>But not for the Ubisoft presser video
>>341157083
Vinny has been ruined by Alex and Austin. Whenever I open a video and hear their voices I close it.
>>341156962
He's a bigger attention whore than any woman could ever hope to be, he's unfunny as fuck and can't shut up.
I don't know what you can like about him.
>>341156962
He has strong points and weak points and they shift heavily in one direction.
Rarely does he do something that makes me go "Eh", it's either really hilarious or fucking obnoxious.
>>341156937
>Top Tier
Jeff
>High Tier
Brad
Drew
>Mid Tier
Dan
Vinny
>Low Tier:
Austin
>Fuck Off Tier:
Alex
>R.I.P. in Peace Tier
Ryan
>Good Riddance Tier
Patrick
>>341157154
went out for cigarettes
>>341156756
Trump was fucking lame when he was on.
>>341157257
Of course. Everyone should suffer because of the actions of a select few!
Alex looks uncomfortable and awkward at all times. Whenever he's sitting there in a video I can't stop looking at him with his eyes darting around and his shit beard.
>>341157325
>Vinny in the same tier as Dan
>Dan on anything above Fuck Off
>>341157246
:'(
>>341157282
Vinny is the only saving grace that prevents it from becoming a complete PC circlejerk.
idc what you guys think brad is always one of the most informed ones that will speak up when ppl are talking bullshit. He could be less formal i guess
>>341157257
They turned off chat for the whole day
Alex was offended by the chat yesterday so they've had it off ever since
>>341156581
Yeah, the one who gives CoD game of the year is Jeff, the one who hated the Shenmue and FF7R reveals. Any time anyone on the Internet enjoys anything he doesn't too loudly, he gets really annoyed. There are videos of him going off on things like Yoshi's Island and NIGHTS and so on, anything with a dedicated fanbase.
>Giant Bomb
Who?
>>341157257
the microsoft one also has comments disabled
>>341157489
Dan is better than Alex, come on.
>>341157508
there's no saving it
imagine if Vinny was still in GB West
>>341157257
>Youtube stream on their channels originally had comments but they got rid of them after opening a political can of worms talking about the Orlando shooting and not expecting some controversial posts
>>341157282
I love Vinny and it pains me that I have zero interest in any GB East content because of those two
>>341157541
the jig is up brad, i see you posting under the table
Are they having an aftershow?
>>341157541
Informed? Brad was a massive Fallout 4 apologist on the GotY podcasts.
>>341156775
>>Brad "Science" Shoemaker
>not "Maximus"
>not "DUDE DOTA LMAO"
>>341157676
I agree, but he should fuck off as well.
>>341157681
It would be better because Vinny is the best
>>341157450
He was as good as the material that was written for him.
>>341156937
Ascended Tier
Ryan
1. Old Vinny
2. Jeff when he's crackin' wise.
3. Children Vinny
4. Jason
5. Drew
6. Jeff
POWERGAP
7. Jeff when he's shit talking your favorite game
8. Austin normally
9. Alex
POWER GAP
10. "Punished" Austin
11. Brad
12. Dan
Don't be fooled by your recent experiences, think of all the times you've listened to Brad hosting the podcast and try telling me he's not on the bottom
>>341156937
ELDER GOD TIER
Vinny
GOD TIER
Jeff
GREAT TIER
Austin
Alex
Jason
GOOD TIER
Jeff Bakalar
Dan
Drew
OK, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO WATCH YOUR WOW STREAM TIER
Rorie
>>341157790
How about I move Dan to Low Tier with Austin? We cool then?
>>341156730
Being Brad Shoemaker. He's terrible at any game that needs you to pay attention. There's am infamous Quick Look of him shotting all over Shadow of the Colossus because he couldn't figure it out.
>>341157676
Alex is literally the floor, even Austin is better than Alex. I never get frustrated at someone inherently like I do with Alex.
>>341157884
Which brings us back to the original point: SNL sucks dick.
I just watched the south park trailer and the only black joke was about marvel not giving a black guy a movie
That caused an awkward silence when GB watched it?
>NO DAN, LAST SEASON OF SOUTH PARK WAS NOT GOOD, DON'T MAKE ME BLACKLIST YOU *incessant bleating*
Who am I?
>>341157626
>There are videos of him going off on things like Yoshi's Island and NIGHTS and so on
Jeff going off on one about some game he doesn't like with an autistic fanbase is usually pretty funny desu.
>>341157857
exactly
>>341157725
nah thats his 3ds he is fiddling with
>>341157902
Add in Patrick below Dan and you're right.
>>341158040
Coon is a slang term for black guy.
Dan is a compulsive liar and it's gone so far that it's just sad now.
>>341157706
I like the podcast. Bakalar and Vinny are able to cancel out Alex and Austin. It does occasionally get shitty once they talk politics.
>>341158120
woof
>>341157907
>GREAT TIER
Austin
Alex
Jason
>all these tier lists
what's the point? Jeff and vinny will always be top and Alex and Austin will always be bottom. Everyone else falls in place
none of these lists change
2 hour or 1 hour conference?
>>341158137
So Vinny is the best.
>>341157621
Where did Alex complain about it? I wanna taste the salt.
>>341158040
Austin is a big sensitive baby
>muh skin color
You guys think Sony will have any true exclusives? Xbox had none. Then again, Sony can get away with completely exclusivity deals, they have 40m+ of their machines out there.
>>341158324
2 knowing sony
>>341158126
Jeff has tons of shit opinion, but I will always stand with him on Nights.
>>341157884
>written for him
He was as good as the very safe material he allowed.
>jeff still defends CoD
>>341158365
It was just an offhand comment about how it was racist.
Are the "hurr try hard no fun hipsters" cucks satisfied? They're being goofy as shit in every conference. What a thrill.
>>341157902
jeff bakalar belongs above drew or jason he makes that podcast worth listening too
>>341158338
But he can't spread his wings and fly with the SJW menace oppressing him
>>341158365
it was glorious
>>341158365
people were shit posting about the Orlando shooting, and he got his panties in a bunch and then they killed the chat since
>>341158439
Yeah sure. I could see a lot of Japanese games being exclusive.
Coon
>>341158439
I hope not. So far the only game that has come out for the PS4 that I'm missing out on is Bloodborne. It'd be neat if they never ended up getting much more than that.
>>341158241It's completely honest. The Beastcast consistently puts out the best podcasts on the site, and Austin and Alex contribute so much to the camaraderie and chemistry.
>>341158503
So it was just sometime during the stream, then?
God Tier
Jeff, Vinny
Good Tier
Brad, Dan, Drew
Okay Tier
Jason
Triggered Tier
Austin, Alex
Topkek Tier
Patrick
RIP Tier
Ryan, Dave
>>341158719
ugh
>>341155225
>Sometimes a situation is awkward as fuck
And that situation is NOT when south park of all things uses a "bad word".
You have to be so far up your own ass to get triggered into utter silence by fucking "coon" of all things that it's fucking pathetic.
The fucking nigger most of all. Holy shit homie get some fucking balls.
>>341158568
>Austin gets triggered
>Brad has to try to not laugh
Holy shit, I missed the show because it was 6am for me, I have to watch.
if i had my gb account still this would be my avatar
>>341158932
>Dan
>Good
Stopped reading right there.
>>341158912
yeah
>>341158478
>He was as good as the very safe material he allowed
Yeah, because of course he'd allow SNL to just shit all over him while he's running for president, right? And that's exactly what they'd do.
GOD OF WAR
Where is the review for the last God of War game?
Objectively best list:
>God tier
Vinny
Jeff
Ryan (rip my nigguh)
>Good tier
Austin (non-triggered)
Alex (sometimes on quicklooks)
>Okay, not good/bad tier
Brad (non-dota)
Dan
Drew
>Bad tier, please fuck off tier
DOTA Brad
Rorie
Alex (non-quicklook)
Austin (triggered)
Jason
Please, no more God of War
>God of War
>>341159326
I can't imagine Jason illiciting such a strong reaction either negative or positive.
You guys like video games?
>>341159326
Non-dota Brad needs to be higher up.
You're correct on Dota Brad though, god he became miserable. Remember that weird lumberjack look he had?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? There's no way this will deliver.
>>341157907
Im ok with that
IS SHE DYING?????? SOMEONE CALL A DOCTOR
>>341159914
probably new god of war
>>341158439
There is already a lot of "playstation" exclusives.
Since the PS3 is on its last breath and Vita is dead, those might just end up being PS4 exclusives.
I love whatever is happening right now.
pfffft pft pa poo pa pft
I thought it was Demon's Souls
looks like the real E3 conference worth watching started.
fuck giantbomb and their rambling bullshit. off to watch this solo, you have fun worrying about austin and his inability to handle mature situations
peace out niggas!
I just tuned in
What the fuck guys
>>341160292
theyve cock teased us with crash bandicoot before
its never gonna happen
WAR DRUMS
>>341158970
>And that situation is NOT when south park of all things uses a "bad word".
It is when you're black, there's a camera in your face, and people are throwing around a racial slur. If you don't laugh, people think you were offended. If you do laugh, people think you're offended, but trying to cover it up. Shit gets weird sometimes.
inb4 it isn't god of war and everyone looks like jackasses
That's it folks, have a nice E3!
>>341160473
Not enough brass to be Demon's Souls.
>>341160734
it is u jackbutt
>God of war
Fucking hell. Didn't he kill every god and destroy the universe or whatever?
>cinematic experiences
damn that gave me goosebumps. i dont even own a ps4
>>341159326
I agree with this list.
Dan's genuine retard excitement is the only thing I can stay for at this point
Well, at least it's pretty.
Bitchboy Austin acting bitchy with GoW. Too much toxic masculinity.
>>341160665
>It is when you're black
plenty of black people watch south park m8.
plenty of black people don't get triggered by casual use of the word nigger.
Get a fucking grip. Coon is not even that offensive. Not in that context.
wait what
is this god of war
I don't understand
this looks shit
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY COMBOS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Eceleb cancer.
I bet Vinny's kid will turn out gay
What is this camera angle.
Is that really going to be Kratos?
>>341161104
He killed himself
>>341161668
and that is okay
>one of the most successful pure masculinity pure VIDEO GAME games has now been turned into scripted cinematic experience.
Nu-males have won
>>341159459
>>341161362
I was actually right. Goddamn, I'm not even watching the stream and I got it. Sweet.
Or maybe Austin's just that predictable.
I wondered when a western AAA game was gonna replicate Dark Souls.
Last of God of Souls.
>press R3 R4 to watch cutscene
DUDE COOL AWESOMEEEEE
This looks super weird
watch shigeru miyamoto's 3rd annual walk for a cure
twitch/melonkoi
>>341162056
Are you fucking kidding me? God of War has always been 100% cinematic.
I never had to call my dad sir. no wonder im a failure
Gotta admit this is far more interesting than yet another game with the exact same gameplay.
wait didn't he destroy the universe on 3 by killing the gods
>>341162327
It had a lot of QTE sequences but the bulk of the game was pure gameplay. This shit is a fucking naughty dog tier non-game.
>>341162506
>Kratos killed the universe so hard that it reset and the new canon is in Norse mythology
>God of FUCKING war of all things has gone 2deep4u so art moviegame.
These are the end times. Will they make an oscar bait crash bandicoot next for fuck's sake.
>>341162661
Bulk of the game was mashing O.
Well, I think it looks dope.
>Skyrim with Kratos
God of Skyrim
>inb4 the kid grows up and tries to show his father violence isnt the answer
>Dan excited about God of War
>Dan excited about a fucking single title
>Dan excited about the possibility of a reboot
Huh, this is different enough that i find it interesting
>same title
Fuck OFF with this shit, though
Mexican fatty crying over the God of War reboot? Really..
>no number
>no subtitle
I swear to god this is making me so fucking mad, do you realize how annoying this is when it comes to indexes, search engines, databases, etc. Even just in casual conversation
>which one?
Fuck
>>341162904
You're acting like God of War was good to begin with. Plus we haven't even seen enough of it to make statements like that.
>>341162506
He killed all the gods
Athena is a ghost on a higher plane who has greed in her or something
Kratos gets hope from Pandora or something
He kills himself to give hope to humanity
The Last of Kratos.
>>341162927
Yeah and the bulk of any FPS is clicking the left mouse button.
It was still gameplay rather than 2deep4u interactives cutscenes of slow walking and talking.
>>341163170
2016
problem solved
FUCKING DISGUSTING THIS GAME LOOKS LIKE SHIT IM FUCKING TIRED OF GAMING.
>>341163035
That's just gay enough to be plausible.
The God of War directed by Neil Druckmann
>>341163035
Kratos will die.
>>341163170
Maybe learn from film and start indexing by year, pleb.
muh orlando!
>greater love, tolerance
>here's more games about murder!
Microsoft the only one who didn't mention the tragedy? Literally boycotting them now.
>>341163170
you call it God of War (2017)
...and now Kratos ripping people in half to get health upgrades!
So who had the best tragedy speech /v/? Cast your votes now.
>ABSOLUTE MADMAN
is it just their stream or is everyone's hitching
Fuck off.
You just showed a man murdering skeletons with a magic axe.
HAHA THAT GAME SURE LOOKED GREAT, RIGHT
ANYWAY, LET'S TALK ABOUT MASS MURDER
REMEMBAH ANOR LONDO
DARK SOULS 4 CONFIRMED
>>341163328
>ou're acting like God of War was good to begin with
Doesn't matter if it was good or bad. It was non-pretentious and based around masculinity and fun. They have went from a schwarzenegger movie to blue is the warmest color.
dan's gotta piss out those twinkies
>>341163832
Ubi's was the shortest so they win
>>341163170
it's a literally a meme now
DAN "I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS CAN YOU TAKE ME DOWN JASON" RYCKURT IS AT IS AGAIN
>>341163832
ubisoft just because of the juxtaposition of it
>>341163991
Yeah but they weren't GAY skeletons.
>>341163680
No because film remakes are just that, the same movie shot on newer cameras with a different cast. This is not the original God of War in any way. It's stupid when they do it too.
>>341163406
No, it was objectively less gameplay. You watched the same Harpy ripping animation hundreds of times.
Firewatch 2
>>341164132
nigga drinks like 5 sodas and two beers an hour
What are you expecting?
Man, I feel like the triggered one. Every time Alex or Austin say ANYTHING I'm getting pissed.
Every Alex moment:
Someone says something funny
Someone else adds to that joke
Someone else adds to that joke
Alex tries to add something to the joke, fails, and now now the joke is no longer funny.
You'll hate me for making you see it. It happens ALL THE TIME.
>tolerance
alex pls go and stay go
>>341163991
and? Is that supposed to have some sort of correlation?
>white couple
Disgusting.
ride to hell retribution 2?
I'm already bored of this game.
>>341164390
Alex tries to sound smart and takes a real long time too.
>>341164390
>Alex tries to add something to the joke, fails, and now now the joke is no longer funny.
It would be fine if he didn't add that fake laugh to it, he does this 90% of the time. I don't care if it's a nervous tick.
That looked like the most generic shit.
>>341164390
>autism
>DAYS GONE
can't wait for this movie!!
when will the post apocalypse meme end
alex was way better when he was the subservient loser friend that was constantly seeking the approval of jeff and ryan.
>>341164856
You'd need to have autism to not despise Alex with every fiber of your being.
>>341164390
That happens way more often with Dan. Especially when he repeats jokes or states the obvious.
>>341164390
I don't have a problem with normal Austin, but alex really kill jokes.
Does anyone even care about TLG any more?
Every time I see the trailer, this is what I wonder.
LAST GUARDIAN RELEASE DATE
IT'S HAPPENING
>>341165030
sorry, i dont remember a time alex wasn't a loser
>they missed the part where this is valhalla
hope it gets corrected, i'm a few minutes back
>>341165295
>Does anyone even care about TLG any more?
I do.
I'm fully ready for the ending to be the death of your dog-griffin
>>341165367
>2009
Holy shit TLG really has been coming forever
>>341165367
>2009
>these technical difficulties
>>341165367BOTH DIE
She is still talking a lot
Man, the stream STILL looks shitty
This game actually looks fairly interesting.
>>341165923
It's because it's a stream of a stream. It's being compressed twice.
anybody else thinks horizon looks shitty?
maybe im just jaded.
>yfw The Last Guardian finally comes out and IGN gives it a 6/10
It's gonna be the best day of my life.
>South parks gets them buttmad
>but they're giving a toungebath to this tumblr game
How can anybody hear stomach these cucks?
HATE GODDESS
robotic fauna is cool
>"hair looks pretty good"
>It's clipping through her bow and clothes
>>341166283
>Tumblr game
Based on what?
>whites with dreadlocks
scum
>>341166493
nigger detected
>>341166389
Where's the robotic flora tho
>>341166464
>female protagonist
>strong womyn
>unnatural hair color
>tattoos
>fan art factory
so glad im not watching giantbomb right now i bet all them are all salty as fuck trying to shit on the games announced and make fun of them like a bunch of passive aggressive faggots
>>341166283
how is this a tumblr game? you are so steeped in this SJW shit that you see it everywhere.
>>341166150
It's an interesting premise, but it just looks like a run-of-the-mill open world game.
>>341166283
>tumblr game
What are you talking about senpai?
>>341166150
I think all the games look like generic boring shit.
I enjoy the spectacle though.
>>341166571
name one white person with dreads who isn't white trash or a hippie
>>341166571
What does that make you, a wigger?
>>341166493
Like the vikings?
>>341166464
it's his bait, don't reply
>>341166283
>this tumblr game
just cause it has a girl protag doesn't make it tumblr
Fuck off with your shitty buzzwords
Are they getting paid for this or something?
>AWESOME
>AWESOME
>AWESOME
>>341166816
Females are ideological enemies of the white race 2bh.
>>341166876
>How dare they like video games grumble grumble
>>341166691
Would you rather have the female protagonist crying the whole game and talking about her feelings?
This game looks cool.
Sorry for still liking games.
>>341166876
ah yes i forgot whenever somebody likes a game theyre a paid shill
youve been on /v/ too long
>>341166876
They're CBS funded, everyone covering this is getting paid in some way. Don't you know what E3 is?
>>341166691
You're really grasping at straws here. A game having a female protagonist doesn't automatically make it Tumblr.
>>341166753
yeah, the combat doesn't look amazing or anything. looks like the standard open world stuff done cleanly and with some panache.
>>341167086
yeah. at least thats realistic
>>341166876
>like a video game
>must be SHILLS
>>341167086
I'd rather have a male protagonist, but to answer your question, yes. At least that would be a realistic depiction of women rather than this feminist pandering. Woman are weak and incompetent.
>Detroit
HERE WE GO
>>341166876
>i hate these jaded faggots, they hate everything!
>are they literally getting paid to shill? they keep saying this game looks good!
DAVID CAGAY
DAVID CAGE
>DAVID CAGE
DAVID CAGE
>DAVID CAGE
DAVID CAGE
>DAVID CAGE
DAVID CAGE
>DAVID CAGE
>austin commenting on 69
lmaooo
Deus Ex is already doing this far far far better than this hack david cage could ever dream of
pls cancel
>>341167423
But this is the exact opposite of feminist pandering. Feminist pandering is what changed Lara Croft from badass spelunker to victimized crying waif.
The only reason I'm looking forward to this is because of the inevitable SBFP LP.
X TO MOVE CHAIR
Cage is such a fucking hack holy shit.
I don't think The Last Guardian is meant for this time anymore. Seems like too much scripted bullshit and dated mechanics.
lmaoooo this looks so bad smdh
>>341167805
Strong empowered females is the ultimate in feminist pandering. Depicting them as weak crybabies gets them triggered because deep down they know it's the truth.
Quantic Dream is literally the most interesting studio working on Playstation games.
im hyped. quanticdream games are always good for laughs.
I want towatchthat android game.
>>341167683
He's a manchild
Didn't the last Detroit trailer star a girl android?
>I HATED KITCHEN
Detroit loos rad and I think everything else shown so far looks meh. I guess I'm the only one. So bored with predictable AAA games.
>>341168498
Yes. It'll probably have multiple characters like Heavy Rain.
>>341168221
No it doesn't, you're stuck in early 00's. Feminists nowadays love shit like Cibele and Random Access Memories.
>>341167170
>>341167171
>>341167296
>>341167547
Didn't expect 3rd person Far Cry to blow their minds so much is all.
>>341168638
The trailer was really awkward and weird but I'm not going to write the game off or anything yet.
>You never go full VR
Vinny!
im not in the mood to be spooked pls stop
>>341168910
Then why not say that?
Yeah dawg
If this is resident evil then I might care again about the franchise
>>341168638
>So bored with predictable AAA games.
Guess you've never played a David Cage game if you think Detroit doesn't look that.
>>341168881
I don't know what either of those things are, but I do remember Furiosa from mad max and rey from star wars being celebrated as a beloved feminist icons last year and they were the ultimate in strong independent womyn.
>that logo
muh dick
WHAT
REVII
VR
FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT
>>341163170
>Most Wanted was really good
>Oh yeah, Anon, it was my first one and I liked playing as a cop
>That game was a piece of shit, I was talking about the one before Carbon
reeeeeeee and countless other games that have been released in the last 7-8 years
I really thought that was some Kojima "not silent hill" thing for a second there.
Quantic Dream games always look great based on their hype footage, I ain't falling for it.
Wut. Please don't be VR only.
after RE6 i dont have high hopes
SONY WON
>RE7 fully playable in VR
Holy shit this is a massive get for Sony.
Holy shit this could make for a great Vinny series
Damn.
That was hype.
>>341169331
Then you don't belong in this thread, and maybe this board desu.
re7 actually looks pretty cool
AVAILABLE JAN 24!
>NOPE!
Whose the fucking joker near a mic?
>Resident Evil 7
>Actually a mansion with a few zombies
This is THE ONE TIME they actually should have fucking rebooted this damn mess of a series.
>>341169923
>multiplatform
>Sony won
???
>>341170342
yeah but you wouldn't get that kickass title
>>341170197
>SJW indie game
>daft punk album
literally lmao who gives a fuck
I got a bit of a RE3.5 vibe from that.
>>341170520
Everyone wins*
>>341170520
Pretty sure the demo is PS+ only
Now for the fun time of having to decipher and guess which of these games are coming out on PC.
>>341170240
>FPS
Please be trolling
X M 8
>>341170691
Exclusive demo? Oh, sony won then.
Brad nobody gives a fuck about how you read twitter before the show
>>341170742
Never ever, cuckrace. This isn't microsoft anymore, unloading games from their sinking ship.
>all these trailers
Fuckin' good on Sony to showing video games
>>341171117
They've only had like 5 minutes of talking so far.
>>341171117
I do miss the days of awkward presentations and technical hiccups tho
NOBODY CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE MASK
God damn Mark Hamill is an amazing va
>This hype for all these "experiences"
tell me about batman, why does he wear the mask?
>>341171601
Because he doesn't want his real identity to be revealed.
>more ff shit
goddamn it I wish this game would hurry up and disappoint everyone so we can stop hearing about it
Every Batman game Hamill says its his last time playing the Joker and yet every time a new one gets announced there he is
What
>>341171593
>all this salt
lol
>that gun
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
its PS Move all over again, tacked on shit nobody cares about
These VR experiences look like ass desu
holy shit this ff vr shit looks garbage
Austin was all ready to get triggered by Cidney
~le VR experience~ XD
Persona 5 VR incoming
>VR Cidney
Muh
Absolute
Fucking
Dick
I want to ride with her.
CAWA DOOWDY
>Cidney waifu sim
TIFA VR SIMULATOR WHEN??
>>341172161
I wanna strangle that man but then I realize I'd have to touch his disgusting neck to do that.
>>341172537
>implying your hands are big enough anyway
what the fuck happened to CoD
PLEASE BE COLONY WARS
>>341171435
>Hey JV, did you know you had a microphone?
Are the guns making the Slave 1 laser sounds?
>>341172363
kill yourself
>>341172917
thanks, anon
AWH SHIT NIGGAH
Shitting all over the new Star Wars movie, fucking hipsters. Love remasters, but something new, better hate it.
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