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Who is this memelord edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
FINLAND
WEEBS ARE NOT COMFY STAY OUT
This isn't what I wanted from Blood Dragon.
>not made in Taiwan edition
anime is allowed
I didn't think memes could get this dank
POSTEM SPURDOS
no anime
>>341121619
>Breaking my heart on Blood Dragon 2
:(
>>341121619
BEST TRAILER YET
>>341121619
I feel like trials of the blood dragon is gonna be like sunset overdrive where it was so self aware it was annoying
Not sure how I feel about that
conference rating: ebin/10
Who /suicide/ here?
id dis da ebin tread xDDD
>out now
impressive
>8-BIT
This is really cringey... kind of embarrassed to be a gamer right now
>>341121818
this is not related to far cry blood draogon
right
>it's a "we're making fun of the nineties" episode
BINLAND :DDD
>>341121853
FUCK OFF ANIME
>>341121619
PEED A LITTLE
>8bit title
Finland delivering quality memes to save this miserable E3
Assassin's Creed
Watch Dogs 2
New game
New game
>>341121619
NO SHITPOSTING !!
This Finnish game looks rad as fuck.
Friendly reminder to post anime to maintain high comfy levels.
23rd for Sasha Banks rings & fake ass Mortal Kombat theme
THIS WAS REALLY FUCKING BAD
>>341121619
FUG :DDD
Actually LMFAO is white
>30 minutes from now I get a new Trials game
Happy
Ass Creed movie now.
Ubisoft is blowing it out of the fucking water, holy shit.
finns just have to fucking meme on everything they do
>Europeans
Disgusting fucking people
>Racist jokes
REPORTED
Trial of the Dragon!!!!!!!!!!!
where were you when ubisoft saved e3
>>341121619
Why won't this conference end
>Asscreed movie
Fucking kill me.
ASS CREED TIME FUCK YEAH
that doesn't look terrible. whats the deal with the running on foot parts though?
>>341121619
W2C?
Ass Creed.
Fuck this one big pile of shit.
>>341121947
its a far cry from blood dragon thats for sure
>>341121941
>calling yourself a gamer
go back
>MOVIES
is this garry marshall's brother
>AC MOvie
>Moovees
>it's a "let's talk about a movie at a video game conference" episode
>movie
THEY'RE MAKING A MOVIE
WHY
UBISOFT WHY
We Fassbender now
>Movie
No thanks.
>This is out RIGHT NOW
Holy shit, consider me surprised.
WE're diving BALLS DEEP
At least it's not Uwe Boll
VIDEOGAMES
>movies
Hmm but what about video games?
ASSASSIN CREED MOVIE WOW DISNEY IS FINISHED
>asscreed movie
I WUZ GOD AN SHIET
![[a4e]Slayers_OVA_Excellent_02[divx5.1.1].mkv_snapshot_25.46_[2012.10.06_05.11.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vwnKkfO.jpg "[a4e]Slayers OVA Excellent 02[divx5.1.1].mkv snapshot 25.46 [2012.10.06 05.11.35]")
>>341121853
Thanks lad
>E3 now literally about movies
WHERE
ARE
THE
VIDEO
GAMES
the bingo is done by now isn't it?
take your bets on the two new games lads. I'm guessing Splinter Cell and a new AssCreed.
Disappointment incoming
We /tv/ now
omg le 8bit so funny
>Movie
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
>>341122068
They're halfricans. Touched by the tar brush is never white.
I'M A GOD
>I'M A GOD
I'M A GOD
>I'M A GOD
I'M A GOD
>I'M A GOD
I'M A GOD
>I'M A GOD
I'M A GOD
>I'M A GOD
I'M A GOD
>I'M A GOD
I'M A GOD
>I'M A GOD
I'M A GOD
>I'M A GOD
I'M A GOD
>I'M A GOD
I'M A GOD
>I'M A GOD
I'M A GOD
>I'M A GOD
I'M A GOD
>I'M A GOD
>I'm always looking for a good story
>asscreed
>>341122068
Only if you consider mixed people white.
YAY MOVIE TALK AT E3 A GAMING CONVENTION UBI GETS -10000000 POINTS SHIT CONFERENCE
michael fassbender when ???
> michael fassbender when ???
michael fassbender when ???
> michael fassbender when ???
michael fassbender when ???
> michael fassbender when ???
no ass creed game this years but we'll talk about the movie
>movies
But the Sony conference hasn't started yet
too bad the assassins creed lore stopped mattering once the only character died
Oh yeah, I forgot AssCreed was getting a movie
>Video game movie
when will they fucking learn
>Asscreed movie
OLD MEN
"They paid me a lot of money, ow my heart"
Is this the Sony conference?
>oh fuck is it a new AC game?
>movie
>asscreed movie
where the video games
FROM INTERACTIVE MOVIES TO MOVIES
>tfw you stayed up for this
Finally, a PS4 exclusive.
Reminder that this has been 100% correct so far.
VIDYAKINO
>VIDYAKINO
VIDYAKINO
>VIDYAKINO
VIDYAKINO
>VIDYAKINO
VIDYAKINO
>VIDYAKINO
FINLAN MEMES :DD FUGG
this is the first movie that is also a video game?
IS ASSASSINS CREED MOVIE A VIDEO GAME?
WHERE ARE MY VIDEO GAMES
Why didn't they get Assbender? He has jungle fever so he should be a shoe in
Us 90's kids motherwhoopppers
>>341122320
Hang yourself.
>>341122320
go post in the sticky you fuck
I just woke up, did Sony really start? I heard them say movies.
>They didn't know about the movie
The trailer was torn to shit on /tv/ last week.
>>341121950
The 90's were already fun, you don't have to make it fun B^)An homage is not making fun you dingus
>Having the nerve to play Ezio's Family when announcing this drivel
This movie is so many level of bad. Let AC die.
>>341121941
I know you're being even more ironic than Ubisoft at this point but I really hate the word 'gamer'. It makes it seem like an individual has no other hobbies. I exercise lightly every morning but I'm not a 'jogger', y'know?
This gamer nomenclature needs to end.
I love Fassbender but holy shit I hate ass creed
>literal movies
I thought Sony wasn't for another 4 hours?
Stop spamming you shitheads
>>341122305
semi 2d prince of persia on the ubiart engine
The fuck, Clint Clinton now makes vidya?
the guy directing the movie just directed a pretty good Macbeth. I'm sure he'll do a good job.
>>341122234
>Not getting the hair tussle
>>341122487
Is there one for Sony?
WHERE'S THE VIDYA EGGMAN YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE VIDEOGAMES
Pretty smart way to fill time.
>>341121619
Why did LMFAO break up?
vidya gmaes
BLIZZARD DID IT GUYS.
THEY MADE OVERWATCH, HEARTHSTONE AND A WOW MOVIE.
WE CAN DO IT TOO!
>>341122487
what's the playstation one
CINEMATIC
ENTERTAINMENT
EXPO
post predictions on what the 2 new games will be lads
>That fucking rainbow pin.
Can we stop doing this?
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>>341122476
I stayed up for Bethesda last night.
>>341122549
doesn't look like anime, checks out
Turn hellhound, turn.
>>341122634
They're asses fell off.
>>341122323
or human to begin with
Ubisoft had a suprinsigly good conference thus far
Literally who cares about this, they're not even telling us fucking anything
>>341122487
Gonna play a match of overmeme while they talk about movies and Watch Cucks 2.
>>341122643
Was checking if he had a soul.
>macbeth
oh you mean that movie that flopped hardcore?
this guys gonna be shilling his movie for a while
post more spurdos
I AM A GOD
IM A MAN OF GOD
SO YALL BETTER QUIT PLAYIN WITH GOD
>>341122712
50 people died. Get over yourself.
>Closing with 30 minutes of movieshit
VIDEOGAMES
>AssCreed story
literally the only parts of it that were a little bit good was the stuff with Ezio and even then that was dragged out for so fucking long it ruined itself
>>341122703
Something Rayman
I live in eternal hope
>>341122643
DONT TOUCH ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341122482
there it is
>>341122712
B-but the dead faggots, anon.
>>341122487
I feel like I shouldn't get excited for the 2 new games because I'll probably be disappointed.
kino confirmed
>movie
>Asscreed
Future RottenTomatoes nominee
>>341122487
WATCH DOGS 2
>>341122487
>Trails
Watch Dogs 2, then two brand new games coming up
>>341122712
not when the shooting is recent-ish
>>341122612
>>341122690
Not leaked but he assured us it was good.
>>341122658
hi video game
Comfy levels are plummeting. Calm down faggots.
>>341122596
Was that the shitty Patrick Stewart Macbeth? Not raising my hopes.
Good time to go for a piss
>>341122643
Didn't even see this lmao
>we have a story
...great way to introduce your movie
>>341122712
No. Show some respect.
it's like Pelé, but white.
>>341122712
>south park guys only ones who didnt wear self righteous we are helping hashtag pins
>>341122819
>lol I know but I won't tell you :^)
>>341122476
>tfw you stayed up for the kadokawa conference and ended up sleeping through microsoft
Miss anything good?
>>341122487
How were the first few things.
I joined during For Honor.
Did they bring any celebs out for Just Dance?
Anyone see any female Asian units in the FH gameplay?
>>341122782
It was a shitty adaptation of Macbeth. I love Shakespeare and it fucked it up completely.
>>341122819
Is Zhuge this gen's Chad Warden?
>It has an arc that goes all the way to the end.
I am being memed on, no way is this level of stupid allowed.
>>341122797
Gay aren't people
NEVER BE SEEN
"""Electronic"""
Entertainment
Expo
Question: why do you faggots call everything boring and/or cringey when that's exactly what /v/ is?
>>341122805
dude can you imagine if we get an actual sequel to the great escape
I would cum
>>341122819
Please save us Sony
>>341122880
>brand new
More like recycled.
>>341122909
You retarded? It was the one with Fassbender.
This is boring
>>341122612
Sony won
>>341122712
How does this affect you anon?
WHy is it the gay flag and not the US flag?
>>341122643
cute lmao
>>341122909
Fassbender
woah...
>>341122853
Who is this waifu
>>341122634
Tall skinny curly haired LMFAO member thought he could be powerful solo but that one "Go Crazy (I think)" song he had tanked and he ranked up huge debt partying and destroying hotel rooms.
Tubby LMFAO member just DJ'd and sat on his money. Realizing that Party Rock Anthem was all they were going to take to their graves as "success", they're giving music another shot.
>>341122797
>>341122973
>Faggots detected.
>>341122549
cute feets! :3c
this old man is dying
Where are the video games Ubisoft?
>>341122804
I'm not trusting a cazadore poster
>Never beseen for
>>341122853
For some reason she reminds me of Allison Hannigan.
Lewd
>>341123027
You don't understand cinema. Sorry, pleebo.
oh man can't wait for mediocre shit game with plenty of untapped potential 2 coming up
>>341122819
he only has a list of titles. He's hyped for shit scheduled in 2019
>>341122819
Was leaking the schedule part of Zhuge's plan?
>>341122819
>I'll spoil all these conferences for you, but no Sony. I love them too much for that. teehee
What a faggot.
>>341122782
>art movies
>flooping
the movie was made to compete at cannes, they don't give a shit about box office, if it makes budget it is enough
>>341122797
>AIDS carriers
>people
fuz bend o
>Never beseen before footage.
>>341123034
epic
>>341123037
""Entertainment"""
>>341123043
It's just bantz lad. It's /v/ tradition to call anything that isn't Jap weeb stuff shit.
>>341123032
>>341123205
Muh cinematography
Is anyone even looking forward to the Ass Creed movie? The lore in this series is okay at best. I don't get why so many people love it.
>>341123181
<:3c '_>'
>Fassbender can barely remember the plot
wew
>>341123027
>It was a shitty adaptation of Macbeth
literal plen
>>341122819
Fuck I'm getting so excited and I hate it
I love Fassbender though. He's got swagger.
>>341122797
>Get over yourself
The irony
MICHAEL FASSBANDER
> MICHAEL FASSBANDER
MICHAEL FASSBANDER
> MICHAEL FASSBANDER
MICHAEL FASSBANDER
> MICHAEL FASSBANDER
MICHAEL FASSBANDER
> MICHAEL FASSBANDER
MICHAEL FASSBANDER
> MICHAEL FASSBANDER
Fassbender looked so bored in that interview
>>341123012
Wildlands could be OK.
For Honor looks neat.
That's it. They had shitty tongue-in-cheek dance for the Just Dance announcement.
>I think assassin's creed is a deep concept and idea
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING KILLING ME
wow look at these graphics
how is this possible
Who's ready for VIDYAKINO?
Bet your ass Micheal Fassbender got half the budget o the entire movie.
It's so obvious, he is doing this for a paycheck.
Wait she wants his parts or his pants?
I AM A GOD WE WUZ KINGS N QUEENS N SHIT SHAKING MY ASS INFRONT OF GOD
>>341123043
Question: Why don't you lurk more and post less?
The graphics of the new AssCreed game are amazing. Gameplay doesn't look too different tho
so fukken deep man
does fassbenda really fuck niggers only?
>>341122476
Is this an Of Mice and Men image?
>kidnapped project animus people are communed
why
>>341122819
What are we expecting from Sony?
When is E3-chan streaming again? I want another Kadokawa conference
How long is Sony's conference?
Fuck, I hope we get atleast one good videogame movie.
A NIGGER
A NIGGER IN ASS CREED
WE WUZ
WE
>>341123428
Oh yeah, like that shitty Warcraft movie, right?
Videogame movies are a fucking joke.
Did they show any Rainbow Six
Good cast!
>>341123383
Who the fuck is he?
How'd they get Fassbender on board with no African co-stars by which he might sate his jungle fever?
>>341123261
Which is funny because outside of Pokemon, Final Fantasy, and a few older JRPGs, weeb games typically blow. That entire culture is the cringiest shit.
>>341123525
Why else would they bring omar back?
>>341123484
Underrated post.
>>341123552
Crash.
>>341123552
Half life 3
>cinematic experience
>not a kino
it's shit
M A R I O N
>>341122819
>Sony conference is so good it ushers in World Peace
WE
ARE
ANYNOMUS
>>341123575
WUZ
movie looks legit good
>assassin
>big group fights out in the open
Well, atleast its staying true to the games.
>>341123341
Okay reverse image search led me to her, but the question is: is this show actually good?
>falls from a skyscraper height
>lands in a barrel of hay
>>341123571
ASSASSENS N SHIET!
>>341122487
Oh dog it's right
THATS NOT HOW A DDOS WORKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341123571
you've already got a whitey playing an arab though
>>341123571
There moors in Spain, Andalus idiot
LE ANONYMUS EXDEE!
Up next is Watch Dogs 2.
here comes the normie game
muh ebin HAXXOR
haha I'm a dark vigilante
watch out for me im anonymoose
>>341123552
Exclusives(also on PC)
>conference getting "hacked"
Everyone called it.
VIDYA AKBAR
WE
Call me a faggot but I love AssCreed so much, can't wait for the movie.
Cringe Dogs 2
>>341123525
Nah he's fuckin' a tight ass Swede as we speak
Can't pass on the Fass
oh shit, anons dont hack e3 thats not cool
THE HACK
OF
THE
CENTURY
WE ARE LEGION XD
>>341123571
Triggered, /pol/?
TIME FOR MEMES
HACKED
>this shit
yay
watch dogs
woohoo
>>341123552
Devil May Cry 5
God Of War 4
The Last Of Us 2
Ace Combat 7
reminder that the angry birds movie is the most critically acclaimed video game movie ever released
WE WUZ HACKERS AN SHEIT
https://youtu.be/AcmaNJfRQf0
hack you xD
>/pol/: the game
>>341123525
Everyone sleeps with blacks nowadays. Stoya, Gianna Michaels, Hitomi Tanaka, etc.
WUT
THE HACKERS FROM THE GAME INTERRUPTED THE CONFERENCE
EPIIIIIIIIICCC!!!!!!!!!!!!
LE EBIN ANOMALOUS
C R I N G E
they must regret the leaks greatly
WE WUZ UBISOFT AND SHIET
Ahh, been waiting for this
>>341123525
Yeah
WE R LEJUN
is this what we are? unironic?
WE WUZ HACKERZ
1337
WE WUZ HAKKERZ N SHIET NIGGA
WHO UP
SMAHS DAT MF LIKE BUTTON
4chan anyonymouse
>Ubisoft trying to make a "fight da man fuck da corporations!!!" promo
that's not how it works ubi
WE ARE ANONYMOO
>looking forward for an assassin to get naked hehe xD
Imagine a man made this comment about an actress.
Anonomis the gayme
GO HOME GAMER GIRL
>a game about angry Bernouts
no thanks
>download our app and join us
>literally downloading an app from hackers
LMAO
hack the planet
HACK THE PLANET
>>341123661
Is this actually true? I keep hearing about a new Crash Bandicoot game, but with no evidences
I'm in.
>>341123592
six guys with rainbow pins
>>341123732
Moors aren't black, they're Arab/Berber moron
>>341123703
Now everyone just has to attack him one at a time.
>>341123771
Kill yourself. I wish I could kill you with my bare hands.
WE WUZ ANONYMOUS N SHIT
>corportate interests are controlling your election
Whoa
In Watch_Dogs_2, you get to take down DONALD TRUMP.
Wasn't Dead Set that Charlie Brooker zombie show/
DUDE ANONYMOOSE LMAO
>Thruss
>Trump
I see what you're doing and FUCK YOU
MAGA
>Lulsec
>Dedsec
so clever
>I'm CIA
expect us.....
we do no forgut
no stop
fuk iluminati
this 4 will kil bad guy
It was way more hype when the conference got hacked before the reveal of the original game.
HACKERS ON STERIODS
>>341123890
>Hitomi Tanaka
NOOOOOOOO
nothing says fighting government corruption like whacky cartoon sound effects
>brilliant young acker
>>341123883
more like reddit: the game
>>341123883
TOPKEK
>>341123009
Windows 10 and Xbone are now the same thing. Or rather the Xbone is now basically Microsofts version of a steam machine.
>all these dogs barking in Watch Dogs 2
Haha
>we must stop the facebook puppet election
>congressional election
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh literally pointless
>You play as Markus, an aspiring rapper and good boy
how can anyone believe in this trailer after watchdogs 1 pulled that shit?
>actor
>you play as an actor
>the gayest thing a person could possibly be
>>341123450
He's doing it because he and the director did Macbeth. They're pretty tight and alsothey gettin that money
I hope you still get to shoot random people and go on epic rampages through the city like Watch Dogs. Best part of the game.
Fucking shitposters go to the sticky
HOL UP
*beep boop on Gooey*
YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZ HAKKAZ AND SHIT
Anyone unironically ignoring this because you play a nigger?
WE
Time for the scripted demo with too good to be true graphics.
YUO WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A CAR
>>341123732
Why do Americans think Moors were black?
>>341123397
Ah ok, pretty much what I expected.
I'll check out Wildlands.
>>341124073
>Weeb so retarded he can't even read properly
>blacks
>hackers
>You are
>Jamal
ACKERS
>>341123525
It's a big dick thing.
>Trump is the establishment
Only in the minds of liberals.
is the senator supposed to be trump
>>341123835
>Im-fucking-plying
WE MASKED MAGICIANS NOW
>Brown man as MC
DROPPED
>>341123525
And the new Lara Croft with no hips, no tits and no ass. I don't get him.
>>341124058
Is it bad I got boner reading this?
>profiling is back
TIME TO GO FULL /pol/
INTERNET HATE MACHINE
Someone post the "we are anomalous" pic
>>341123552
Shit they have announced last year, third party publishers games and exclusives*
*also available on PC
And people will say they have won E3
>>341123661
don't play with my heart anon
>Dr. Ubisoft, I'm Nu-Male
>that gay flag
Fuck this conference
> GAY FLAGS
FUCK ALL GAY PEOPLE
>Hacking an 80's Muscle car
COME ON NOW
O
M
E
O
N
N
O
W
>>341123661
If we get this instead of TLOU2 imma be pissed.
I grew up with Crash but leave that shit alone. It's purely nostalgia bait.
>walking down the street as Marcus Niggerino
>can't even get past the first level because the cops keep shooting me
bad game
>>341124225
What does this statement have to do with anything
sup CJ
>>341123710
It's not spectacular, but it's good background noise.
Literally WE WUZ
>>341124193
>you can download his mixtape from his bandcamp immediately after the show is over!
>>341124085
It is funny, because social media actually promotes mostly liberal candidates and has been caught silencing conservatives.
AYY WEWUZ
>San Francisco
>fag flag
At least the city is accurate
>no "hashtag" yet
Hopefully we get one more thing so I can get my bingo.
>>341124307
>americans
nope niggers think moors were black they think everyone in history was black
WE R LEGUN
>another dindu protagonist
The ride never ends.
STAY FROSTY SISTAH
WHO ARE ALL THESE ACTORS???
>>341124220
I pray that no one is actually buying this
>>341124307
Africans are all the same obviously and not the exact opposite.
>nigger is the mainh ero
AYY JAMAL
>>341124468
>>341124516
>Literally /pol/mblr triggered.
Delicious.
Anyone else think that black guys VA sounds fucking stupid?
Where can I buy one of these hacking books?
I'M IN
Jesus he really is the niggest
>>341124483
HACKAZ AND SHIT
>sheeple
ubisoft literally lurks here
*steals a car*
we do no furgive
we do no forgetti
need /b/lackup @ habbo hotel guiz
go this guy's ip and shit, checking all his shit in his comp LOL
>>341124010
Well nothing confirmed but they've been hinting about Crash since the start of this gen.
>sitting on a rooftop hacking
This presenter has the most aggravating voice I've ever heard
How come this guy can hack old and modern cars with just his phone in our modern world?
Hacking and controlling self driving cars; maybe. Maybe. But this? Come on.
>RUN THE JEWELS
YUS
>takes place in San Fran
These fucking faggots can't help sucking their own dick about how progressive and technologically advanced where they live is, can they?
>Stay frosty.
Fuck me.
otaku/weeaboo genocide when
>RUN THE JEWELS ON THE RADIO
Patrician tbqh
>Anarchist faggotry
>hacker
>using a big-ass Apple smartphone
Delete this
>>341124397
You should know by now the winner of E3 is whoever has the more rabid fanbase
AYO HOL UP
I am not playing as a fucking leftist nigger
>>341123552
Nier2
Last Guardian
Deep Down
From New games
DS3 DLC
DMC5
Red Ded
Persona
Ace Combat
etc
WE ARE THE HACKERS NOW
I tlooks like shit is this for PS3
The driving still looks like piloting a boat
>>341124607
t. fat tumblrina
LOL why are you faggots so afraid of black people?
Watch Dogs 2 is hands down the cringiest game in existence
Literally made for 16 year old kappa spamming twitch retards who want to bring down the government with their ebyn anonymous haxx
I cannot even describe how much I hate everything about this
HERE'S YOUR FUCKING HASHTAG
GROVE STREET
HOME
WE WUZ ANARCHISTS N SHIEET
>mfw /pol/fucks are getting their shit pushed in everywhere
>mfw /pol/ will never stop being irrelevant
Feels so good.
wow
that mask though
Jesus, Ubi is so out of touch
>>341124648
Sheeple has been a term for a long time idiot. 4chan did not make it up
>>341121871
What does it say?
>Kyou mou 2getto dekinakatta
It's obviously wrong but I can't figure out why
this nigga looks like a bitch
>wearing a hat saying you belong to a l33t hacking organization
>>341124678
It's possible to fuck with cars these days through your computer.
>>341124559
Rin is the best girl
>black haxxers
FUCKIN A
EAT THE RICH XDDDD
HACKERS ON STEROIDS
God guys... he dindu nuffin yet!
>>341124717
But they didn't cooperate with the FBI with that ISIS phone
Well this looks fucking terrible.
>covert hacker
>wears a dedsec cap
I didn't know being a hacker required you wear $300 brand clothing with a $400 stupid helmet that emotes
Damn
>>341124709
More like a Blink-182 fans idea of an anarcho
>>341124675
he was in the watchdogs 2 reveal trailer, he actually sounds like he has downs
>Literally wearing your /secret/ organisation name on your fucking hat
Fucking nigger dumb as hell
TELL ME ABOUT THE MASK
>>341124356
Was that the "magic revealed" guy from Fox so long ago?
>>341124840
AT LEAST IT WAS BEFORE I HACKED EVERYTHANG UP
>>341124848
>nu male cuck getting excited for playing as jamal
Can't make this shit up.
>>341124810
t. fat /pol/blrina
>>341124784
So basically, already announced games? Wow, so exciting
ResidentSleeper
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>Make the bay area stronger
>Make America Great Again
Eat my fucking dick, Ubisoft
>DELETING FILES
>make the bay area stronger
wew subtle as a fucking brick
USE THE BOTNET TO BRUTEFORCE THE NETWORK
>Let's make the bay area stronger
This isn't even clever
>use a botnet to bruteforce the system and download everything you can
>>341124706
We'll start with you, dont worry
>the guards can't stop the big blinking drone
>>341124965
>284x177
Dumbass.
WE WUZ HACKAS AND SHEITZ
REAL DEDSEC HOURS SMASH DOSE MF LIKE BUTTON
>>341124559
I LOVE TOHSAKA RIN
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>use the botnet to bruteforce your way in
WAKE UP SHEEPLE XD
HACK LE PLANET XDXDXD
>Let's make the bay area stronger!
oh come on, this is like when the simpsons changes a logo just enough so that it's still recognizable
Civilian drones are getting banned precisely because of this reason. Its actually very edgy.
They're off the grid... let me just get a visual on this camera with a drone and then I'll hack one of their computers
>>341124675
Sweden will do that to you
>Nobody sees or hears the drone again
>cap with Dedsec on it
undetectable underground hacker
>DELETING FILES
You'd think people who make games would know what Operating Systems look like.
>>341124708
keep your memes in /mu/
Where are the megpipes?
They took a nu-male beta hipster from San Fran, complete with shitty beard and thick-rim glasses, then made him black.
THANK YOU DIVERSITY. This isn't a Marty Sue in the slightest.
BRUTEFORCE YOUR WAY IN
Boy
The parallel to Trump really is subtle there
>Destroying hard drive like that
What the fuck.
This would give /g/ a seizure.
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>>341125082
>>341125082
>>341125082
>hacker
>bruteforce
Where is the Visual Basic GUI?
nothing against black MC but the whole "black people talk" is a frigging deal killer fuck that niggatalk
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'
We get it, liberals hate Trump.
>>341125062
522 sides not available
>>341124923
Yeah, maybe you can turn the engine on and off and change the volume of the speakers, but controlling the car like a fucking RC? A current modern non selfdriving non smart car? No. Fuck off.
>>341125070
>/pol/ pissing their 2-week unchanged underweat when they see a black person
Must be so hard going out to the street.
Well, you probably don't.
Nigger protagonist and 1337speak aside, this looks fun.
>villain is Trump
WEW
Guys stop yelling that's not comfy
>Thruss
heh
>>341124913
I didn't manage to "gets" today as well.
Seems off in context with the pic.
That evil politician's logo is just like Trump's
JUST KILL ME NOW
>MAKE THE BAY AREA GREAT AGAIN
>press X to "shieeeeeet"
>>341125060
Yeah, but he looks exactly like the deadsec guy
>play something fresh
>AI plays an old as fuck song
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>trump expy
oh just fuck off
>nigger music
KEK
>Trump inspired sign
Jesus christ
anyone else think his voice doesn;t fit his character at all?
DONT SWEAT THE TECHNIQUE
>>341124439
They said the main character is an actor you jackass
This is honestly pretty niggery. I can't relate
>>341124784
They may not show Automata in Sony's conference since Squenix got their own thing.
>>341125090
>Red Ded
>From new games
>DMC5
>GOW4
Are u shitposting?
man this super secret hacker group has great merchandising and graphic design
It does look like a big improvement
I don't need another shitty GTA clone that adds fuck all
AIYO DROP ME A PHAT BEAT GURL
NIGGER MUSIC
>>341125323
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/14/science/14hack.html?_r=0
You can't control them completely, but you can fuck with them quite a bit
>We want the bernie audience
>>341125328
>projecting your inadequacy
top kek, keep playing as jamal
This is glorious.
Not just this game, looks awesome, but I love seeing /pol/ get butthurt over stuff that nobody should ever get butthurt about.
>Best forensics team they have
>Hammers HDDs
>Microwaves HDDs
Professionalism ho!
>everyone in this thread is a master hacker
LELSEC
>mfw this game will trigger /pol/ to death
>mfw it's going to sell millions
>mfw /pol/ as they keep falling into irrelevancy
At least they were on point with their hip hop picks
>btw, I'm a black guy
this is disgusting tbqh
fucking french people
>Trump is le bad guy
Well, color me surprised
>>341125631
I'm sorry, i'm not the one who gets scared everytime he sees a scary black person :(
>remote control car jumps over a couch
What the fuck
hacker using assault rifles to kill people
>>341125906
Fucking lefties, have to bring politics in to everything
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Fuck you, that looks pretty descent to me. I'm getting Watch_Dogs 2.
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best e3
V_~
oh my god that was so great
>>341125709
>make /pol/ irrelevant
>by bringing them up at every opportunity
Brilliant.
>>341126356
YOU'RE THE PROBLEM
>>341126356
Everyone besides /pol/tards will play this game
v_~
>>341126137
IRL bruteforcing bro ^ ^
>>341126552
Its shit and no one will.
>watch dogs movie
better stealth than Dishonored 2
fuck off
>super hacker
>literally 4chan the game
why do you hate it so much /v/?
>>341126552
Except watch_dogs 1 was downgraded, boring shit and this one looks like the same. Nice try attempting to stir up fake controversy though Ubisoft. Just try to be more subtle next time
>>341127075
4chan never had "super hackers". /b/ had slightly well-coordinated raids back in the old days, and that's it.
>>341127470
- dumb ass retard
>>341127607
Nothing he said was wrong.
>>341127075
I hate 4chan
post e3 tits i missed
>>341128083
>the rest of the world
/pol/, since when are you relevant to anything?
If that was true, you wouldn't waste your time blaming the jews for the state of the entire planet.
Collector's Edition includes a trash can to put it in
>>341128301
You have no idea what you are talking about.
>>341128425
oh I laffin'
>>341128534
Oh come on /pol/
I'll give you the chance to explain how you are not completely irrelevant in every single way in this society.
>>341128083
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Based mods.
>>341128425
oh wow they included R2-DIDNDU?
new thread pls, pol fucked up this one
>>341128534
>>341128897
Fuck off
Both of you
>>341128897
This is /v/ faggot
>>341130295
Exactly, /v/, not /pol/
>>341128425
nice one
thread got pretty comfy desu.
>>341129469
No you did cunt you derailed it accusing people fucking shitty bait
Steep looks really good.
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