[Hacks into the KFC database] edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
This looks AWFUL
no anime
anime is good
WE WUZ HACKERZ
>WE WUZ HACKERZ
WE WUZ HACKERZ
>WE WUZ HACKERZ
WE WUZ HACKERZ
>WE WUZ HACKERZ
WE WUZ HACKERZ
>WE WUZ HACKERZ
WE WUZ HACKERZ
>WE WUZ HACKERZ
WE WUZ HACKERZ
>WE WUZ HACKERZ
WE WUZ HACKERZ
>WE WUZ HACKERZ
WE WUZ HACKERZ
>WE WUZ HACKERZ
>Trump bashing game
nope
AYYO HOL UP NIGGA
PLAY ME SUMMIT FRESH YO
AYO HOL' UP
>Playing Western games
FUCK THRUSS MAKE THE BAY AREA GREAT AGAIN
PLAY ME SOMETHING FRESH
CHOON
>>341125406
anime is comfy
SNEAKING IN
BETTER BLAST HIP HOP
>>341125082
Reminder Uplink is still the best "hacking" game made
CANT
STAY
COMFY
Is this a Wii U exclusive or something?
>>341125082
He definetly looks like he's from San Fran. He'd fit right in with all the white people.
WE ANONYMOUS NOW
Sbitposters please go back to the sticky
Is this that coon game people were talking about?
Don't sweat the technique.
Good music taste even if everything else seems terrible.
Justl ike wildlands, why did nobody notice the loud as fuck quadcopter SOISOISOI-ing it's way by windows?
beat is p fresh desu
My issue isn't with the fact he's black it's with EVERYTHING else
Seriously everything about this looks bad
>>341125530
anime posters are comfy and cute...
MAKE SAN FRAN GREAT AGAIN FAGGOTS
Anime
>>341125420
go back to the sticky
we wuz hackers n shit
Aw shiggity diggity
>>341125082
>This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Do you feel in charge?
this some good music
>[whooping and hollering intensifies]
>Hillary is literally the corporate shill that has social media working for her
>but lets make the politician like trump.
A+ Ubi
This is such a white guilt game.
>Anti-Trump bullshit
>mfw black people can't even conduct a stealth mission without blaring loud rap music
Holy shit, this song from Aggressive Inline.
FUCKING SHIT NIGGERS SJW DEVILS
You literally CANNOT name a more juveline and edgy /b/-pandering game than this.
Cringe through the roof.
the villain is trump
why is ^^ mask guy not the main character
>>341125082
>yfw villain name is Ronald Thruss
This is pretty cool, been good music so far. Fuck ya'lls ironic "HATE BLACKS" shitposting.
scripted to hell and still look clunky and shitty.
HOL UP
>The villain is Donald Trump
Someone show this to /pol/
>>341125659
SUCK MY DICK
>SUCK MY DICK
SUCK MY DICK
>SUCK MY DICK
SUCK MY DICK
>SUCK MY DICK
SUCK MY DICK
>>341125082
This looks so bad. Jesus Christ
Did I miss an Rising Storm 2 stuff in the PC Conference
Botnet! Brute force! These are hacker terms bcuz we r hackerz! Now play me something fresh! Doot Doot doot
>btuteforce
L331 H4Ck1Ng 5K1LL5
>>341125082
>Ripping on Trump
Confirmed my suspicions the game will be total shit, made by hipster faggots
Who wants this?
It looks competent, but the hacking stuff is whatever, stealth games do it all better and we don't need more open world games
>hacker
>can take down an armed bodyguard
epic
i honestly think going over-the-top with this is a step in the right direction senpai
>>341125659
Why dont you go back you faggot, stick your head in a blender too.
2spooky
Not even subtle with the trump memes
>>341125804
he's also a villain irl
SHIEEEET
*smacks hacks*
>couldn't just have some hard-bop jazz
>had to make it memerap
why is the Thruss imagery based on Trump when Hillary is obviously the botnet candidate
>trump has the establishment and globalists against him
>but he's the one doing the media brainwashing
ok
Beat is pretty good tho.
Remember when the 90s talked about hackers?
This is that.
But with hipsters.
>>341125082
This is some good music
Is this the rapper from Street Fighter 3rd Strike?
>truss
of course ubisoft is making the le evil Trump politician in their game.
>>341125901
Sheeeeeeit, they didn't even show up?
>>341125802
*hacks your bicycle*
Ready to call it.
WORST E3 EVER
Generation is shit.
Name my hacking group /v/
>>341125869
edgy
hacking my ass it's just a shitty cover shooter
>>341125846
I've been unironically itching to play as more black people and cruise around listening to rap music since GTAV
Once again trump fans being as triggered as the people they complain about. Get the fuck out of here and go back to your containment general in /pol/
Soon
>>341125869
i just want a comfy thread, and fags like you are ruining it
>suddenly AK
Nice hakers
Is this basically Liberal Delusions: The Game?
>black dude breaks into polling place and starts shooting everyone
what the fuck
>these stupid trump analogies
Great.
Press X to FUCK YOU
PEGGLE
THREE
jesus christ this looks shit
Friendly reminder to keep posting anime for maximum comfy.
>your characters runs, falls 2 feet and slightly trips
TECHNOLOGY
BOSS GIT DOWN
>villain described as establishment and someone who controls social media
>Trump
Literally Hillary lads
>pool ball on a string
>homemade tazer
>FULLY AUTOMATIC M16
what
>>341125842
>mfw /pol/ is just right Tumblr
>can be triggered with the same ease as them
There's way too much sound going on. This is fucking awful.
>>341126038
Ebin redditors
Finally got home and can tune in. Did I miss anything notable from Ubisoft?
>People see the bot place the little device on the router.
>Try to shoot the hacker instead of remove the device.
LOGIC
>>341125531
Nigga do you even swooce right in?
>>341126038
#bernvictims
>>341125908
kek
anyone else cringing?
so
*smacks lips*
you finna
*smacks lips*
fuck the system dawg?
>>341126038
4N0NYM0U53
>zip-lines
I am so fucking done.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DOWNGRADE
AYO U BE SAYIN
*loads dindu.exe*
THAT
*bruteforces on GUI*
WE'Z BE HAKKAZ
>Using Ode to Joy for their elit3 hax00rz bullshit
Burn in hell, you motherfuckers.
>>341125914
>memerap
>song from 1992
stay dumb.
Man the left must really be afraid of Trump to make a video game villain out of him already.
>>341126038
The Kangz of Code
>literally the only way to get people to buy the game is to appeal to the anti-Trump crowd
Is this guy White or black hat?
>>341126038
HACKSTREET BOYZ ARE BLACK
What a bunch of tripe.
v ~
Officer please ignore the man flying above you
That was fucking terrible...
v_~
feel the bern
;3
>play classical music while messing shit up for "the establishment"
I've seen this before
shame about a decent movie ruined by the anonymoose culture
Looks fun, but it's Ubisoft. Why do I even bother having hope?
>>341126070
it's okay, he only killed buncha bad guys
V ~
how do you do fellow kids
awful
>republicans controlling social media
Delusion at its finest
SATAN
Alright, I was laughing by the end
v.~
>that cheering
that better be fake
>>341126117
>it's a "I hate /pol/ AND tumblr!" guy
THE TINY MAN HAS RETURNED
>>341126228
>*loads dindu.exe*
>>341126070
We're epic hackerz lol
I can't WAIT until I can play this game V_~
TRHUSS 2016
>>341125685
Yeah, bumping some good shit.
>>341125998
Not even the politician who is literally corrupt. What the fuck?
>red votes overtaking blue votes
I guess they sorta acknowledge that America is through with a certain groups shit.
WHEN WILL THIS RIDE END?
>it's a "there's no tension or challenge at all and using any of the interesting options is pointless because the game lets you easily wipe out rooms of armed guards without ever having to worry" episode
>>341126256
kek
What is up guys mkbhd dogs here
>>341126254
brown hat
>>341126097
annie may is gay
>>341126070
They were keeping evidence of corruption in their campaign headquarters obviously
>>341126058
>le middle ground face
Eat shit and die.
>>341125842
What'd they say?
>>341125617
kek
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>341126058
truth
>>341126250
>>341126236
>>341126104
>>341126325
>>341126348
Literally triggered.
Watching Doggos vs Sleeping Puppers
shit, yves is getting old.
Think they'd get mad if I modded the game to support Trump
Did we get bingo yet?
>EVERYONE HATED WATCHDOGS
IT WAS A MAJOR SUCCESS
>>341126379
You have to go back
SWEDEN YES
>>341126379
Extremists are scum, no matter if they are lefties or righties.
Pure trash that is not compatible with society.
>major success
ayyy
>>341125808
Pour bleach down your nostrils.
manlet?
did you guys see how he didnt want her standing next to him?
MAJOR SUCCESS
THANKS TO.... TV ADS WITH BULLSHOTS AND CINEMATICS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ACTUAL GAME TO MAKE NORMIE RETARDS GO BUY IT AT GAMESTOP
Based Ubisoft did it again, their strategy worked
H O N H O N
O
N
H
O
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>>341126228
>*loads dindu.exe*
>*bruteforces on GUI*
>>341126070
he a good boi didn do nuffin
>major success
>>341126108
the paracord pool ball is an ooooooooold DIY weapon, like, predating the internet. I for one am impressed they at least tried to give him a unique weapon.
For Honor and Watch Dogs 2 are both easily better than anything in MS's conference.
Guillemot look so old
>>341126117
based Ubisoft triggering both SJWs and alt-right
>trump
>corrupt
>literally the only candidate left that doesn't take donations from companies
>>341126170
Why is he so kawaii?
>When we first released watchdogs, It was a major success
I didn't believe it, but /pol/ really is btfo over black protag.
v_~ the only thing worth watching
Oh god they're going to turn Sony's show into shit!
REEEEEE!
Also, Trump is not a bad person.
I wonder if the writers would have the balls to have the politician be completely innocent and set up as a target by the actual evil guys to discredit the "hackers" and at the same time posing the question just how far you are allowed to go even for a good cause
HON HON HON
Am I the only one who thought it lookedfun? Looks like a huge stepup from the first one.
SONY WON
>>341126206
4 |\| 0 |\| ¥ |\/| 0 |_| 5
>>341126228
>*loads dindu.exe*
Kek
>it was a major success
That's not how I remember it.
>>341126514
0/10 b8, go to the sticky.
>>341126228
rm -f sides.my
Nu male GTA.
I can feel casual hipsters and teenagers cumming in their pants.
>>341126472
It's current year. Annie can be whom ever she wants. I don't see why you have to reply to me though.
>>341126553
DUDE, I'M SO SMART AND ENLIGHTENED, I TAKE THE MIDDLE PATH!
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT BOTH SIDES ARE WRONG?
>South Park triggers SJWs
>Watch Dogs 2 triggers /pol/
Thank you Ubisoft.
>>341126514
>mention that something is wrong or that you disagree with it
>"triggered triggered triggered"
#Thruss2016
>>341126514
>U MAD XDD
go away
ANOTHER MOVIE
>>341125082
https://discordapp.com/invite/012UrDuZq91NitJZg
cougheroni
>>341126228
sides obliterated
>hip hop soundtrack
>>341126379
>Fuck you, you must be on one end of the extreme or the other
I almost forgot I was on /v/ for a second, almost
what is this v_~ face meme?
How comfy are you all right now?
South Park won E3 again.
>>341125082
lmao I knew this would be liberal hipster trash and that just confirmed it. Fuck ubisoft. Now they are saying Watch Dogs will be a movie? Everyone hated the first game.
I think it looks cool. You faggots can sit here with your "le WE WUZ HAKERS N SHIT! XDD", I'll be having fun playing games.
is there ANYONE more easily triggered than trump posters?
>Hacking a terminal in PLAIN SIGHT with a literal download screen showing exactly what you're doing
Oh wow
>>341126379
You don't even belong here if you hold allegiance to gay politics. Fuck off newfag.
looks much better than WD1
still not getting it though
>more movie
>with Sony on stage
POTTERY
>WATCH DOGS MOVIE
STOP
>watchdogs feature film
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHAHHAHHHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHFHAHAHAHAHAHFHAFJSFHJKSAK
>Sony guy comes on
>Talks about Movies
>movie
Who the fuck cares?
This is E3, not some movie festival.
>I'm literally the exact same height as Aisha Tyler
Huh
Campaign slogan was
>Make the Bay Area stronger
what does that even mean you are running for a congressional district
Watch Dog film?
WHAT IN THE FUCK
>>341126758
>Please leave my safe space :(
>>341126038
Marcus and his gang
>Sony announcing a movie
Why am I not suprised
>black and slightly masculine
hehe
thats shit was terrible.
just give me saints row with nerds
>>341126535
I plan to
>"Don't forget to fight the establishment by liking Ubisoft's™ official Watch Dogs 2™ Facebook™ page!"
CARALHO ESSA MERDA TA RUIM D MAIS MAS NGM TA LENDO MEUS COMENTARIOS MSM
How many hours left for Sony?
It's already getting late here, fuck you Sony.
>"blockbuster movie."
For fucks sake.
balck people
>>341126726
Yes, but I enjoyed the first one quite a bit.
>They want to make a Watchdogs movie
S O N Y W O N
O
N
Y
W
O
N
>People complaining the black guy killed people who may not have deserved it.
Aiden did this too.
Jesus stop complaining about the race of the guy.
Well at least they arn't making donald trump the main bad guy in this game
NO
IT IS NOT
GIVE IT UP
It's official guys, vidyashit is the new capeshit.
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES.
>Watch_Dogs movie
>want a black protagonist because the second one has one
I hate everything.
GEE, I CAN BUY DLC FOR AN UNFINISHED SHIT GAME 30 DAYS EARLY! THANKS A LOT UBI
>>341126674
Doesn't change the fact that he's only in it for himself. I mean, if you actually believe that he shares interest with the people who's votes he's getting, you're so delusional that it's hilarious.
>>341125082
This was the perfect opportunity to create your own character and make people give a fuck about the game and the story. Completely blew it.
we did it bros! sony wins again!!!!
>>341126846
>S-STOP CALLING ME OUT ON MY INCAPACITY TO GET OUT OF THE STREET AND NOT SUFFER A HEART ATTACK WHEN SEEING PEOPLE FROM SPECIFIC RACES
>>341126228
~mySides() { }
WILD HACKER PLAYGROUND
V ~
PLAY OUR CUT CONTENT 30 DAYS EARLY
>Game Engine Footage
NO MORE PLS
>woman wears 8 inch heels
>"look how tall she is guise! le manlets! xD"
>>341126858
wow you're so neutral and therefore cool :)
30 days early DLC. SONY WON!
>>341126379
They're the same thing desu, /pol/ has been the offsite gateway for a while now. Just browse the board for an hour and count how many reddit crossposting threads there are, nobody gives a fuck there
Wow playstation gets to play the DLC early? Sweet, thanks.
RUNNING
>thinking of their lead actor
why not Michael brown or trayvon
CJ YOUSE A HACKA
>sony keeps making movies
ayy lmao
OUGA BOOGA
>>341126228
>>341126385
>>341126603
>>341126735
>>341126760
>>341126908
>>341126908
>>341127031
>>341127165
Stop ruining my comfy thread you Niggers
>>341126858
Guess which game will actually be good...
>>341126070
dindu nuffin nigga bak up
>>341126858
>he's a Hillary voter
shaking my head family
RUN THEM JEWELS FAST
I'm going to play this game.
>>341127219
when will you learn?
>timed exclusive DLC
Was the beginning of their trailer supposed to slightly reference how much their game is like GTA?
>tfw live in Bay Area
Why must I be in proximity to these fags
Is there a site with a list of all the games announced?
RUN THE JEWELS, FUCKBOYS.
>>341126984
Avatar was at an e3, its more for investors anyway
>We want the GTA SA audience
>>341126919
Winky face!
>>341127232
>/pol/ triggered by normal people and basically 99% of humanity
Not surprised at all.
>run the jewels
holy shit
>>341126858
Watch Dogs 2 triggers me because of how retardedly juveline and edgy it is
It's everything I hate about people
end the establishment by killing some random dude
becuz
we
wuz
>Uploading gif
woah he just uploaded a .gif
daaaamn cuz
>this entire presentation
Run the Jewels is my shit but this game doesn't deserve it
>>341127139
>$.10 has been deposited in your account
Watch Dogs 2:Second Son
Who /RTJ/ here?
>>341127309
Lots of motorcycles in games this E3
>>341127139
he's in it for his own ego, he wants to be president
and the hilarious thing is, this makes him the least corrupt presidential candidate
>>341127060
Vai se fuder. Speak english, cunt.
>>341125082
Looks so bad it might be good, but odds are it's going to be borderline unplayable.
Spergy anarchy-tan is cute as fuck though.
LITERALLY WHO ASKED FOR ANY OF THIS SHIT?
It baffles me that this game exists
Do they think this is cool?
ALPHA! GET ME TEENAGERS WITH PROGRESSIVE ATTITUDES!
>taking a fucking selfie
I hate Americans so much
Literally every person the protagonist killed in that trailer was white.
Playing as niger.... RIP ubisoft
>literally MONEY AND BITCHES soundtrack
Jesus Christ
^ ^
>black main character
>villain is trump who's controller social media
Jesus Christ what a bunch of faggotry
holy shit 30 days before any other platform for DLC! Sony wins E3 confirmed.
YO! 4CHAN MUTHAFUKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!1!
FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS RACIST SHIT!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO MOOT!
AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS RACIST SHIT WHILE THEY ANON!11!!!
COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUCKAS!!
they cut right on the part of WHEN YOU NIGGAZ WILL REUNITE AND KILL THE POLICE MUTHAFUCKAS
were the first few of the trailer reference to the first GTA V trailer? almost exact scenes.
>that selfie at the end
holy fuck
>>341127338
IT'S OVER!
SONY WON
2FAST
HACK DA POLICE
racist bitch
>>341125082
>"Please like Watch Dogs so we can make a movie."
This is pathetic
>tfw want to fuck the guy with the mask
>>341127098
lmao
HORRIBLE
O
R
R
I
B
L
E
YEAH
MURDER RANDOM PEOPLE TO SHOVE IT TO THE MAN!
>rap music starts
>**PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT**
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>**PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT**
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>**PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT**
It's just a video-game. Get over yourselves, you pretentious fucks.
>**PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT**
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>**PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT**
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>**PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT**
Theme of game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkGwI7nGehA
You guys miss Aiden Pierce now?
>Literally
>Black people everywhere
SO PROGRESSIVE
>>341127323
>shits on both sides
>calls him SJW because he shat on him too
This is why i'm so glad extremist human garbage will NEVER be relevant in our society ever again.
Feels good to be winning.
>he's a fence sitter
How embarrassing.
What if they used actual hacker stereotypes like ukranians instead of fucking tech-illiterate niggers?
>/v/ in a nutshell
>>341127418
Nah, we're just old.
>>341127529
moot is already kill anon
>>341127357
>>341127382
>>341127421
>>341127448
Glad to see some good taste on /v/
PRE-ORDER
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>>341127448
>>341127421
>>341127357
This. Amazing what some good music can do to an otherwise subpar trailer.
>one more
But the leak said two new games.
EXTREME HACKING
>black guy only killed whites the entire trailer
Cultural enrichment is here
I hate /pol/ AND tumblr!
They're the same, don't you see?
They're both not neutral like me. God is anyone else mad that Mass Effect doesn't have a neutral route?
Us neutral guys are more enlightened then you people that pick a side and stick to it.
>>341126674
Because he is the corporations, you retard.
People are just bypassing the corp puppets and voting for big business personified. It's comical at this point.
>>341127501
Why else would anyone cause trouble or protest if they couldn't show it off?
SJW the game
>>341127529
I haven't seen this macro in over 5 years.
QUICK SOMEONE POST THE UBISONT PAST / PRESENT PICTURE FOR YOU'S
>>341127589
t. reddit
>le french house
>you know those guys have done all these other games that sucked ass
nice
>new IP
>not BG&E 2
Im going to kill myself in real life
>>341126846
DUDE DICHOTOMIES ARE THE ONLY THING THAT EXISTS AND YOU MUST PICK TWO EXTREMES
>Corrupt corporate overlord
>>341127156
DUDE THROW A COMPLETELY NON-SEQUITUR ARGUMENT CAUSE HE CALLED ME OUT ON MY FEDORA TIPPING POLITICAL BELIEFS
>>341127529
Damn, how many cobwebs did you blow off this one?
Lmao this frenchie
IS THIS WILD WHERE IS WILD
>>341127596
Hell no, I'm going all nigga this time around.
Weeb in the mask looks like Delsin from Second Son
>>341127596
The new guy can't be any more dull
Why are non-Americans so fucking faggy
>all these people hating on the character designs
would all of you guys SERIOUSLY prefer if they went back to that cringey shit trenchcoat baseball cap motherfucker from the first game?
im not sold on the game but it looks worlds better than the first one.
What's that thing called where you read a story in the paper and you know more about the subject than the journalist who wrote it. That's this game
>>341127717
triggered
>>341127589
yes i agree, ubisoft should take heed of this
>>341127678
go away nigger
>>341127690
UH OH. IS SONY FINISHED?
hon hon hon
>>341126038
>2016
Not even allowed to show a white guys face anymore.
>>341127532
That was the point.
>woah look so scenic and pretty
>EXCEPT ITS ALL CORRUPT WE GONNA FIX THIS SHIT
>RUNNIN RUN RUNNIN RUN RUN RUN RUNNIN
>>341127596
hell no
>one new game
THE LEAK SAID TWO NEW GAMES. FUCKING LIAR
Wasn't one of the premisses of that shit that the main character was wrongfully accused of a crime?
Calling it now. Guy in the meme mask is the villain at the end.
Fuck you Ubisoft.
Always making dumb shit. Just cast a god damn black character correctly for once.
Is that Frenchman fucking Aisha?
>Ubisoft
>open world
OH MY GOD WHO COULD HAVE EVER SEEN THAT COMING
Would every one be wearing special pins if it was another school shot up or a normal bar?
>>341127690
hl3 confirmed
>>341127717
>G-GUYS, COME BE TRIGGERED BY EVERYTHING WITH US, COME BE ANGRY AT EVERYTHING
lmaoing @ your life
SQUARE ENIX conf.
>>341127604
we takin over senpai, us black people are the new hotness
>>341127652
this is the problem when you define your existence/generation so heavily based on the transient technology you use. you're basically a corporate shill without even realizing it.
>NEW IP
>it's sports
Jesus fuck get a guy who can speak english
>>341127367
How the fuck is V an open eye?
Its trickyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Hon hon hon did you like ze games?
>new IP
>multiplayer
FUCK
HAHA OUAIS
>Run The Jewels
Wasn't Nintendo supposed to have something tonight too?
SEE THAT MOUNTAIN
>>341127810
euros kiss each other on the cheek when they greet each other
hard not to grow up a faggot when you do that
>Snowboarding
That gay shit is dead
>>341127831
It's called cringe in 95% of the cases.
>>341127906
Yes?
>it's a sports game
gr8
>>341127893
well he's white so he's obviously evil
Calm down faglords it's going to be a case of "OH BY THE WAY..... WE HAVE ONE MORE GAME"
>Fully explorable open world
It wouldn't be a Ubishit game without it.
>>341127906
Yeah, I mean, Fifty fucking people died, It's not like 2 people were killed,
>>341127389
This. Fuck well-trained military intelligence guys, let's get some random kids who for some reason can take on the entire """"""""""establishment"""""""""" single-handedly.
>>341127980
STAY BOOTY BLASTED, NERD
Niggers on snow?
So...
>Watch dogs 2
>Watch dogs: San Fransisco
>Sinfest: The video game
Any other names?
>big new game
>snow boarding
Ubi won E3.
We did it lads.
Why did they think this was a good idea
>>341127785
>fedora tipping
>/pol/tard thinking his obsolete political agenda is matters to anyone aside from a few neckbeards
Go be irrelevant elsewhere, cucks.
>snowboarding game
I don't mind that actually.
>>341127831
To be fair real hacking is incredibly dull and time-consuming.
To be not fair you can make an actually good and in-depth game out of hacking. Onlink is a great example.
>>341126038
Young children who still rely on their parents.
>a skiing and snowboarding game
Just bring back SSX Tricky
GAAAY
Boring garbage to the end. This year is a disasters
>>341127694
>black guy choked out a black security guard in slow motion
>shot the stun gun at the black girl
>he willingly ignores that
>>>/pol/
>>341127768
Don't act like there aren't a bunch of smug fences sitters like that fag who act superior because they throw the bullshit argument of "both sides are wrong!"
>>341127906
yes, if there was a logo for it like Paris.
It happened fucking yesterday and was the largest mass shooting to date, of course people will comment on it
kinda weird game
>>341127610
>winning
>by not picking a side
France was a mistake.
>sports
>Rainbow pin.
Enough already.
>New IP
>It's shit
>2016
>still no 3D snow
>>341128060
kek
>SSX
>but shit
yeah let me StEEP my nuts in your gay ass french mouth
>>341125082
>All of /v/ reacting to this game
Incoming downgrade
>>341127592
>IMMA FELLA WIT MELANIN
>>341128247
triggered
>again no mention of beyond good & evil 2
welp at least we got nigger hackers game nobody ever asked for :^)
>>341127953
Isn't the Automata interview on the 16th? Are they doing something else beforehand?
>>341127831
I'm starting to unironnically like this guy
>>341127953
Where can I watch this?
>This is a new genre
>Snowboarding
sure thing Yves
>>341128114
>>Sinfest: The video game
bore snore
UHHH THICKER
>>341126228
xor eax, eax
mov [my_sides], eax
>>341127447
How did Sucker Punch fuck
up so hard
ski free yeti where?
>no point
>the game
oh cool, a first person shaun palmer game
>>341126681
he is literally a antifa fag
>>341126038
4chinz
wee wee
>>341128145
>Developers make a game based around Donald Trump because they're so fucking afraid of him
>Irrelevant
MORE SPORT
Seriously what even is this
>>341128247
Companies have to pretend they actually care about people.
>>341128158
it's open world without real scoring it's going to be a snore fest.
>>341128158
G'night pupper
omelette du fromage
I WANT TO FILL THAT MUMMY WITH MY CUMMY
>I WANT TO FILL THAT MUMMY WITH MY CUMMY
I WANT TO FILL THAT MUMMY WITH MY CUMMY
>I WANT TO FILL THAT MUMMY WITH MY CUMMY
>>341128235
Winning by picking the moderate side.
No extremist trash allowed in this planet.
Fortunately, Tumblrinas and /pol/tards never leave their basements.
>>341127652
/v/ wishes it had that many friends
>>341128215
>non-lethal for black brethren
>lethal for whites
>It isn't about winning
Sums up France for the past two hundred years
>>341127717
Stop shitting up other boards and stay on your own.
WHERE'S MY FUCKING ASS CREED COLLECTION?
>share
i liked it until this point :(
>>341128223
Don't act like extremes are always right.
Sacre bleur zis is boring
v_~
winkyface! :)
>>341127893
Wink guy?
Could be an interesting twist.
>>341128247
49 people fucking died
I'm really hating this E3 so far.
>>341128247
>showing support for a national tragedy is bad
I'm going to need some more closeups of that blonde french milf
>>341128341
He is going to betray you
>>341128029
Tomorrow morning senpai
also
>e3countdown.com
>MS close with console RTS
>Ubi close with XTREME sports
please make it stop
I just want a new ssx tricky
g-milf
>>341128316
triggered by someone triggered?
it's ssx tricky but serious
>>341128247
literally the largest mass shooting in US history.
What means what?
>>341128068
Nah there's some thing specifically about journalism and newspapers, but I don't know how to word it to find out what it's called
>>341128173
I know. The social engineering side is the most gamey aspect of it, and even that's not that exciting unless you're actually entering somewhere you're not supposed to be
just got back from work. Did they show anything worth caring about?
Any rayman or Ubiart game maybe or is it all realistic shit?
100s of faggots are lynched in the middle east every day. Who gives a shit.
WHERE IS THE YETI
Another open world game.
>>341128341
Don't worry, just look at his hair and that feeling will go away.
>>341127953
I need data
>>341128158
You forgot
>Ubisoft
>Uplay
HON HON HON I LOVE ZE AHPEN WOHRLD VIDEO GAEMS
>>341128454
You mean everyone is laughing at him.
>>341128523
Never did.
>>341128620
SSX Tricky was amazing though. This looks too SRS BSNS
>>341128608
triggered by someone not triggered by someone triggered?
>>341128481
>winning
>by picking a candidate that can't win
Bernie voter confirmed
4u
This game has no reason to exist
>>341128416
correction, he's what antifa faggots want to be
>The Bug Guy in front of you
FOR YOU
Big guy
>>341128247
>UMMM WHY ARE PEOPLE SHOWING SOLIDARITY AFTER AMERICA'S BIGGEST SHOOTING????????
>>341125082
>Main character is a third Lucas
big guy 4 you
>>341128580
There's another new IP to be announced.
DO NOTHING
THE GAME
BIG GUY
Wonder how much Ubi would hate me if I modded the President to be Muslim and your character white.
>mountain game
>no actual mountain climbing
BANE????????
>big guy in front of you
>>341128496
s-s-shut up
BIG GUY
>>341128548
this is much different than how /v/ acted the past 1000 years towards e3
>>341128638
Every shooting is a mass shooting in the US, when you think about it...
> BIG GUY
BIG GUY
> BIG GUY
BIG GUY
> BIG GUY
BIG GUY
>>341128676
Literally nothing
Testing
>Be cold:The game
>>341128546
good think the rainbow pins can resurrect them you homolord
MOUNTAIN DEW
YOU SEE THAT MOUNTAIN?
>literally badSSX /w open world
>>341128573
But it was confirmed they were doing something at 5:30(altough Ubisoft is still on)
hehe BIG GUY HEHEHEHEHEAHAEHRAHBAERHBAERTNAEQNRHAEhb
How can Zelda U even compete?
I don't think adrenaline junkies will get their fix playing a game.
>>341128620
You mean boring.
Does anyone hate the new Watchdogs protags.
It's not even his race, he looks like a nu-male cunt. Any individual over the age of 16 who seriously takes a picture of "selfie" like that needs to be beaten.
>big guy
Oh, look! Another open world Ubisoft game that is going to be filled with tons of stupid extraneous bullshit.
>Change sport, hold R1
Sean White Snowboarding?
>>341128746
>picking a candidate
I'm not voting, both candidates are an absolute joke and the country is fucked whoever wins.
>>341128676
Grow up is artsy and fun
And South Park Marvel VS DC looks good
The rest realistic stuff but thats ok
>>341128379
ayo hol up my assembly is rusty as all fuck, but wouldn't that just move whatever is in eax to my_sides?
also what does xor do again?
>>341128554
How does wearing a ribbon support or help anyone exactly?
FOR YOU ^_~
New Thread:
>>341128945
>>341128945
>>341128945
>>341128945
>Bane meme magic strikes again
>drööpzouns
>>341128608
>paying respect to victims of a mass murder is considered being triggered now
drob zone
>/v/ hates comfy games now that they're mainstream
This isn't counter-culture, just contrarianism
this looks like it would be fun for 3 hours maybe.
>>341128053
seems normal. why are americans so uptight and repressed? they had the same catholic guilt as euros.
Watch Nigger 2 looks like another "open world" with no interior design. lets see how many of these buildings in this "alive city" you can actually go into.
>>341128810
I noticed that too
drope zoons
Tell me /v/, what is a drobe zone?
>>341128235
Don't be hard on him, he's probably underage.
WHY THE FUCK IS THE EAGLE GAME A VR GAME BUT THIS ISN'T?
REEEEEEEE
>mountain view
>mountain dew
this game looks max comfy, not really my thing though.
>droubzones
>>341128913
Guess there's still Sony maybe
>>341126674
You are right, instead he scams it from the common man and the poor. Also he has taken donations from corporation and private intrest.
>>341129074
>the country is fucked so I'm winning
30 FPS
BLUR EVERYWHERE
DISASTER
>>341128725
>Spend millions of dollars to try and make fun of him
This is why liberals are terrible at spending money. They probably spent more on this game than Trump's had to on his campaign.
This looks so boring
>>341128676
Watch dogs 2 looked pretty solid, if you ignore some exaggerated flaws
Also for honor looked alright
Nothing game changing, though
THIS GAME NEEDS VR
>>341128725
Says increasingly nervous man
>>341129013
The entire tone of the game is awful and makes me want to stay far the fuck away from it.
>drerp zones
How hard is it to just have normal camera angles?
Oh shit
>>341128237
Fucking THIS
>>341128687
>It's a girl
Well fuck
>NOOOOOOO
>*crack
that was WAY darker than it had any right to be.
>THAT FUCKING DEATH SCREAM
10/10
Well that got dark real fast.
Watch Robot?
>>341129245
>spend millions of dollars
>to make a name on a sign
You do know he's not the main villain of the game? He just got propped up by the main villain
>>341128762
You're BLM and you'll get a mission to pimp out some hoes that are your slaves.
>>341128671
It's hard to replicate that in a video game, though.
>>341128139
doesn't it look hella epic bro? look at that sick ass snow particle effect.
>>341128481
The middle can literally never win as long as we have first past the post, regardless of my political opinions you're an idiot for not knowing basic logistics and math.
>>341128546
how many die in third world shitholes every day? no pin for them. florida is esentially a third world country.
>>341129497
>Designing and writing a a campaign to a AAA game
>Not costing a bloated amount of money
who the fuck is going to buy this?
FUCKING HURRY UP UBISHIT AND ANNOUNCE THE LAST GAME SO I CAN GO FAP
FUCK OFF WITH THIS TODD GAME
THE GRAN TURISMO OF MOUNTAIN SPORTS
>>341128979
I hope zelda has snowboarding
>>341129879
I've been wanting a new snowboarding game since Amped 1 but it hasn't happened yet.
Where's the other new game Ubisoft
>gopro view
It's first person idiot.
This is the Skate that no one asked for
>>341130152
ive been waiting since ssx3.
Im still gonna be waiting
I just got here
this game looks pretty rad honestly
WHERE'S THE ONE MORE EVE
>Snowboarding by ubisoft.
>No skateboarding from EA.
Literally the worst E3.
>shitty games
>always run like fucking ass even on high end hardware
yeah I sure do feel your love, ubisoft
We love you guys ! you always buy our stuff !
Who's next?
I wana fucc girlwood
>>341131159
i wanna fuck you
>>341131058
Sony isn't until 9. Just keep the Pope's stream open on the side in case he gets something new.
>>341131272
FUCK ME GIRLWOOD
>>341127717
SMT neutral end is always best end, opinion discarded
>>341129778
>costing a million dollars to change a name on a sign
sure /pol/, and y'all say tumblr has a persecution complex
>>341131272
Are you a grill?
>>341131058
Nintendo is next, then Sony.
>>341131159
I want her to stomp on my dick with those heels, hnnnggggg
Wow, they actually didn't make another Far Cry
>>341131508
>Implying it's just a name on a sign
It's a fucking story you mong.
>>341131576
Doubt it.
Are you in Florida?
that is far too much confetti
>>341127736
Why vote Trump when you could vote Goldman&Sachs, amirite?
How can you people bitch and moan about Wall Street while voting for bankers and their proxies
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