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It's Ubisoft time.
Let's make a bet right here, right now. How much VR shit will we have to wade through?
A) None
B) 20% of the conference or less
C) Between 20% and 50% of the conference
D) More than 50% of the conference
I'm going with C.
C
This is gonna be the worst conference of them all. I can already tell.
I love Ubisoft conferences.
C but I wouldn't be that surprised with D either
Can't wait to see people enthusiastically performing stage theatrics to show us their enjoyment of VR
Someone post the stream URL and I'm not talking about a link to the website.
>>341097348
rivalvideogamewebsite.comhttp://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016pressubisoft_1_1400@46333
>>341097348
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016pressubisoft_1_1400@46333
Here you go, champ.
>>341097512
Why does GB have such great URLs?
Here we go. This is gonna suck.
ready for girl wood and memes?
Man, I don't think I give a single shit about anything that Ubisoft has announced.
All I want is an UbiArt game.
>>341098172
I like Alisha Tyler. It's a shame she has to work with such shit material.
>>341097552
How do you find these?
First twinkies now pringles.
Austin Walker is for ______.
>>341098646
Inspect -> Network -> Whichever source looks like the video title.
>>341098879
lynching
>>341098879
building gunpla!!
>>341099015
Austin Walker is whiter than all of Minnesota.
I have literally never come across a whiter "black" man in all my life.
The fuck is this stupid running gag with Dan offering Austin something and him saying no?
>>341099464
Austin Walker makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X
>>341099464
He chooses what he is depending on the circumstances of the argument he wants to make
Man, the conferences have been such shit this year. Even not knowing about the leaks there's still only been like two big games announced that weren't obviously going to happen..
>Microsoft press conference
>Dan has two cans of soda
>Less than two hours later, Ubisoft press conference
>Dan has two completely different cans of soda
He's not actually drinking these, is he? This is just some sort of twisted joke, it has to be.
Austin has some big as titties.
>Conviction is the only Splinter Cell game Dan liked
Sasuga retard.
>it's a "Conviction was the only good one" episode
R E T A R D
>watchdog 2's developers
>>341100210
It's almost like you don't watch any other GB content. Dan is practically the physical manifestation of diabetes.
>>341100210
Dan drinks assloads of soda.
>>341099849
I'm enjoying it.
>>341099894
lel yes. i hate him and his brother. and his current wife is white, ex-wife was black.
>>341100516
She's a qt.
>>341100516
Dear Diary: Today, I have fallen in love
>>341096318
only gonna watch it to see brad flip his shit over the grow home sequel. Ubisoft is the worst conference every year
>>341100516
The perfect blend of Asian and Black.
Does anyone have a bingo for ubisoft?
>>341100000
and that's why I hate him and his kind so much. They pick which unprivileged thing applies to them at times while riding on those same characteristics at others.
>>341100210
Some Americans, and Germans and Brits and tons of other people around the worlddo that
>>341100892
I'm gonna watch it to see Jeff lose his mind, as always happens.
>>341101219
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>341101378
>they havent changed it from weed3 to we3d
come on guys
>>341100000
nice quints
what time is the live show tonight? like 0230 UTC?
What was their reaction to that hilariously pathetic FF15 show?
>>341101948
They thought it looked bad, but the game looked good based on other footage they had seen.
>>341101535
Weed 3 just sounds too right.
Did anyone else catch when Austin had to bring up black person and women at Microsofts conference. Jesus fuck.
>>341102203
brought a hivemind groan around here back then
>>341102203
Yeah, I saw that. Well within his character as Fatrick Klepek.
For the record, I like him and he's a fun addition to GBeast. But he is very much Fatrick Klepek
>>341102094
It plays fucking awful though.
Who is that semen demon on the gamespot show?
When are they coming back I can't take this youtube stream anymore
>>341102779
They've been on for 30 minutes
>>341102203
He's not watching for the games, he's watching for the diversity quotas.
WE WUZ HACKERS N SHIIIIIEEETTT
>>341102203
DID WE EVER!
>>341056602
Read this post and the posts below for a fun time.
>>341102894
this youtube site blows it doesn't have the new stream
>>341103229
rofl hahah!!!!!!!!!!
>>341102897
His way of saying "lady" and "black dude" makes me think of a youth pastor sitting backwards in a chair.
He clearly knows what he's saying will be received poorly.
>>341103523
http://www.giantbomb.com/chat/
>>341103523
yes it does
>>341103542
Go to bed Austin.
GENTRIFICATION RIGHT GUYS
>Jeff is more like a black man than Austin
OFF TO A GREAT START
Commemorating the death of Freddy "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince" Mercury
What the actual fuck
o boy
>dont stop me now
I should just minimize the stream and enjoy the song
Wow, 0-to-cringe in .0001 seconds
yay videogames!
>hidden bellybutton
>shaved armpits
What's the point?
>>341103924
Jeff is more black than most black dudes
He is really into rap, video games, and has parties in abandoned houses with hoodlums with drugs and guns
>>341103808
On the Drive, Danny said he wanted to shoot all the gentrification white boys on behalf of blacks.
Jeff grunted.
I hope ISIS members end up running on stage covered in C4
is that geofreey from toys r us?
This is the frenchest shit ever.
>>341103924
Austin is the whitest black guy on the planet.
>>341104590
yes
#girlwood
losing my shit
#GIRLWOOD
muh dick
ASSICAL
TRAINE
watch as austin is the only one that will laugh at aisha
Dumb fucker shot up the wrong gay nightclub judging by this.
Austin is so fucking happy Aisha is there. Jesus christ, could he be any more subtle.
Is this really a smart thing to say with a fucking giraffe next to you?
What happened?
time for mems
>>341096318
oh look they are doing this shit
AWK-WAAAAAAARD
GUYS GAY PEOPLE DIED STOP THE SHOW
ubisoft confirm for fag
>>341105153
A Muslim killed a bunch of people in a gay club
The whole world is shaking their heads at your gun laws.
>nx
wat
>nx
they said the thing!
>>341105153
ISIS inspired man shot up a gay bar
And that got me thinking, all the people in the bar died that night just because they were gay. Think about it, all they had to do was not be gay, and they wouldn't have gotten shot.
>>341105512
confirms nintendo going for 3rd party support with ubisoft at least
I took my monthly shower a week ago, fuck off. Austin, stop sucking Aisha's dick.
>mfw my mum walked in while those dancers were on
Jesus christ just kill me.
>>341105445
cuck off
LOL SASSY BLACK WOMAN
I'm glad that someone is still doing this terrible cringey shit. Microsoft was far too competent this year.
>>341103572
I love how he was smiling like a child on Christmas. He was so legitimately happy he saw a black dude and a lady.
Did she get a nosejob? She looks different somehow.
LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>341105758
Simply making it just a little bit harder to just up and buy a gun would help a lot but nope.
Frogs on suicide watch
>>341105898
Different wig
>>341105445
ayo eat a dick, nigguh
#girlwood
us gamer gurls am I rite?
No like I'd fug her just because she voices Lana
>>341105898
Now that you mention it... Might be the lighting.
Would Aisha be into watersports?
>>341105898
she's way darker
>>341106058
Paris
>wood
hahahahahahahaha
>>341105705
on the wii they dumped a load of shit throughout the whole gen.
see: rabbids and all the hilarious quick looks of gameshows like jeopardy, family feud, the wheel, price is right
MIND FUCKING BLOWN
>>341106058
go watch pierre fuck you're wife frenchy
>FUCK
>>341106485
yeah
pretty sure wii got just dance 2016 too
I hope Vivendi puts a stop to this bullshit when they get around to buying out Ubisoft.
>>341106370
I bet she's into gentle femdom and bdsm.
>alex shilling for the nigra
kek, such a nu-beta male
>>341106192
Fuck off you filthy normalfag
>>341106058
>Simply making it just a little bit harder for muslims to get in the country would help a lot but nope.
>>341106476
>>341106576
Oh right, that was also just one guy who decided to go and buy a gun.
Why isn't austin getting triggered about hispanic racism?
>>341106759
how dumb are you nigger?
is austin going to get triggered by this?
>camera pans back
>HOLY SHIT IT'S ACTUALLY ONLINE
everytime
What does using cocaine feel like?
>>341107009
He's already making drafts on his twitter account, but just like Alex he's a coward and waits for Jeff to walk away before expressing his opinions.
>>341106726
my heart is fluttering. we're about the same height too.it's better when the girl you're with is taller than you though she wouldn't be bad
>>341107241
bags of sand
>>341106958
Have another (you) my friend.
>>341107137
worst meme trope, it's so overplayed
>>341107241
an immediate rush and a feeling that you can do whatever you want
Lead by the vicious El Sweaty
Austin: *siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*
not sure that's the right twitter
https://twitter.com/omegacaeli
kinda off-topic but what did microsoft announce? all i see in the catalog are custom controllers and the new slim console.
>>341107641
woof
>>341107751
scorpion with bullshit promised native 4k
>swear word lol so edgy and mature
this is getting on my nerves
wait didnt the division already come out
>>341107898
the S has native 4k video
>>341108015
Do you play video games by braille?
Fucking kill me
>no one says nigger or fag in dialogue
how fake can this be
Why does Ubi keep doing this fake-voicechat shit in their co-op presentations? They have to know no one fucking likes it.
Not even my autistic ARMA 3 group sounds this bad.
>>341108308
At least it's not live this year.
this is so fucking cringeworthy, fuck Ubishit
>>341108020
For movies, not games.
>>341108290
*unsheathes katana*
h-here i go
>>341108308
They know people like it ironically
The player characters look so stiff and robotic.
>>341108308
Because its a "hashtag meme"
Where's Rorie?
>>341108263
its all the same shit to me
>its a tom clancy episode
Oh, Jeff...
>'listening to....'
alex was about to say something racist but he stopped at the last second
Is this the whole game? Boring as fuck
>>341108484
yeah and w/e apps that support 4k as well. cheapest 4k bluray player on the market so its a good deal.
This
>you take the one on the left
>ill take the one on the right
thing got boring by MW2
>>341108308
>Hey, hold up. We can take that point, but there's a bastion in the way
>Oh geeze, how can we...
>*lady voice* Hey, did you say you needed a genji?
Where's Havoc?
God damn it. Why aren't Jeff and Vinny together forever? This is when GB is at its best.
>>341108618
Dead hopefully.
>>341108573
Did you say "meme"?
>>341108695
Fondling some dog in the street
>>341108464
I think I've sat through enough Ubi conferences that I no longer feel cringe. It's like I'm beyond it and I just die a little faster or glaze over.
At least it's better with Jeff.
>>341108618
Still on the run.
>Austin ruining the joke
Austin please.
>jeff
thank god this would be so fucking bad otherwise
I really can't stop laughing at this shit
>>341107253
Did Austin ever actually write about how much the Witness triggers him like he said he was going to do?
"Shut the fuck up" - Jeff to Austin, 2016
>>341108661
>Tom Clancy's
ftfy
I love trucker Jeff.
I'm laughing so fucking hard, holy shit.
Talk about nightmare fuel
>>341109028
this
fucking unfunny faggot, let jeff do his thing
Austin shut the fuck up you are not funny
>fat nigger trying to join a skit with Vinny and Jeff
Fuck off m8.
HATE AUSTIN
I like Austin
yes, but is it any of this real ingame graphics?
>>341096318
>comparing this to mgsv single player stealth
the fuck
could someone tell this dumb nigger that he's not even remotely as funny as he thinks he is
CRIME
>>341109606
>dan
stealth
Oh boy.
>>341109581
I actually tested the game a few months ago and it looked nothing like that. It didn't look close to finished at all.
That was pretty good.
>>341109606
yeah, what the fuck was he even on about, game looks nothing like mgs
Oh man did Ubi just do something actually incredible?
>>341109792
Fuck yeah South Park.
ok they got me
Oh shizzle new south pizzle gizzle?
Ah you got me good Matt and Trey
Austin triggered
>>341096318
AUSTINS FUCKING FACE WHEN HE SAID THE COON
OH GOD
>jeff has to cover his mouth so he doesn't laugh at "the coon"
AUSTIN STATUS: TRIGGERED
THANKS SOUTH PARK
holy shit fuck off austin
AHAHAAHAHHAHAHA AUSTIN
FUCK AUSTIN HOLY FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP
Jesus Christ, Austin.
Not everything is racist, you fucking sperg.
lol austin can't handle it
>the COON
TOP KEK
>'I know'
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>austin getting triggered
Does he think he's black or something?
>The Coon
>Austin's face
JUST
>Austin already getting triggered
I want nothing more in life than to stare Austin Walker right in the eyes and call him "boy".
Fucking hell Austin you're 5% black.
They got new mics, good for them
>>341110216
That literally is a joke about coon though
"Every town needs a Coon"
Wasn't Austin the guy who got triggered over the term "mechanical apartheid"?
>>341110295
*breath in*
boi
T R I G G E R E D
Austin's still looking a bit shaken
Was the first one of these any good?
why is the audio so bad?
TRIGGERED
austin looks sad
Most awkward E3 presentation ever
>>341110357
Exactly. It's a joke.
>>341110543
SOUTH PARK RPG MAKE UP YO OWN MIND
>Jimmy is the flash
Holarious
>Austin's fucking face
>>341110594
Fuck Austin
>DURR ITS NOT FUNNY I'M NOT LAUGHING THIS IS MY SERIOUS FACE
>this game will get 2/5 stars at GB
TOP KEK
COONED
>>341110543
of course it was, it was great and everyone at GB loved it, not any more KEK, now they're gonna shit on it because muh coon
>>341096318
TRIGGERING
>>341110594
>[USE OF COON INTENSIFIES]
Poor Austin, hes the butt of every joke on South Park.
>>341110436
yee
HAHAHAHA
Fucking look at him!
>the atmosphere right now
OH I AM LAFFIN
MUTHAFUCKING GAY FISH
>>341110895
ALL OF GB IS SHOOK
ahahahaha my fucking sides
everyone is dead faced and triggered as fuck
Pffft, Jesus Austin, get a sense of humor
>>341110710
>The entire crew is so triggered right now.
>Gays
>coon jokes
>trans jokes
They can't handle it
Trey packing on the pounds, I see.
>>341110789
South Park still making people mad in 2016. Based.
jesus just fucking destroying kanye right now
Aw shit
TRIGGERING
gay jokes oh no
oh No
man i'm not even like a dude that thinks the coon thing is racist or whatever but south park seems kinda lame and unfunny now
This game looks pretty boring out of context like this in my opinion.
>good joke by Trey
>no one at GB laughs because Austin is triggered
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
What a bunch of fags
M-mom?
austin is fucking stewing hahaha
>the whole crew getting triggered
man
>Coon
>Gay fish
HAHAHAHA
so fucking triggered rn
They're all acting like massive babies right now holy shit.
>>341111170
hes so fucking mad right now its hilarious
Jesus Christ they're so triggered, I liked Austin up until now, but this social trickery he's pulling here is worse than anything Klepek ever did.
man this fucking sucks, how does anyone like south park
>>341111109
Stick of Truth started pretty slow too
>getting triggered by south park of all things
God damn imagine having a stick of truth that far up your ass.
Fuck Uplay... that is all
Austin is so fucking triggered he's gonna have to leave the room soon.
This is what 'gaming' has become
No fun allowed
>THEY'RE SHITTING ON THE GAME AND THE WRITING
>brad and jeff were excited as fuck because they LOVED the first game
>can't be excited because COON
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>Brad clearly trying not to show that he thinks this is funny because of austin
some of that shit is great
>we can't laugh because we moved from Sausalito to SF
god, GB is dead
Jesus Christ, what's wrong with these fags?
Get a sense of humor. Fuck.
>>341111105
I think it's funnier if you're alone. In groups, it can feel kinda awkward
I swear, its like the GB crew has been replaced by pod people. What happened, /v/?
>>341111313
Well yeah, but this jokes are pretty shit like this. I'm sure they'd be funnier if you just played the game.
RELIGION JOKES
Austin: "It's a bad demo"
He's so fucking triggered.
>>341111119
I predicted this years ago; once you get a "minority" in with these guys, they can't laugh at anything.
guys they aren't triggered the jokes are just super lame and tired
I love all of the butthurt. It's fucking great.
Ah shit, it's a tactical RPG now.
Austin so triggered he starts looking at his phone. Wew.
>South Park is fine until they make fun of something that resonates with me.
tfw I just now realized they're all asspained SJW cunts
fuck
HOW DARE THEY SHOW GAMEPLAY
fuck GB tbqh lads
austin is so fucking mad godamn this is great
>>341111497
Austin is triggered and grunting.
>>341111560
fucking the motto of liberals
>>341096318
>Everyone getting triggered by the South Park stuff
Glad I stopped being a premium member, fuck these guys.
what a bunch of fucking faggots
This is fucking amazing
Everyone is so afraid of offending anyone by liking it
I can't fucking believe this shit
>lel organized crime cocaine murder
>oh no gay and sex jokes that's over the line
>>341111378
it's so obvious, he was even cracking at points, the fat fuck was holding in his laugh
>dan laughing at farts
nice
>>341111282
>but this social trickery he's pulling here is worse than anything Klepek ever did.
He's always been this way, just like South Park. Not sure why people have to get so mad.
I'm not really even the kind to get triggered, but nothing in this has been funny so far.
I miss Ryan so much, holy shit. These people are joyless.
At least Patrick is fucking out of the picture and soon to be out of work but holy shit who gets triggered by fucking South Park?
>this thread
>implying people with a sense of humor would let out a single chuckle at this shitshow
>Dan laughs
>Austin looks like he wants to murder him
Anyone have the pic of austin going 180 in that "mechanical apartheid" thing on twitter?
>>341111431
none of that shit was even remotely funny though.
Exciting nudes incoming.
>>341111671
Honestly, their content was never worth paying for.
>>341111497
This. None of that shit was funny in the slightest. Nothing to do with getting triggered.
>>341111470
Yeah true, still wasn't as bad as the GB crew were making it seem.
>>341111390
He's getting a warning for 'Harassing staff'
C O O N T R I G G E R E D
U
N
T
>>341111786
austin being triggered was pretty funny tbf senpai
>>341111887
Oh yeah definitely. They're being fucking pussies.
Alex is just staring at his phone again now. Fucking asshole. Everyone complained last year and here he is doing it again.
>>341111743
Ryan would be talking shit about how lame these jokes are.
>>341111786
That's just, like, your opinion man.
the gb neogaf thread is about as triggered as austin
>>341111745
Seriously. This doesn't garner a laugh just because they said 'coon.' It's just kind of lame
>>341112006
alex is the worst member what do you expect
Alex and Austin getting so triggered was pretty funny
I think the worst part of this demo is the fact that you can hear the people laughing in the back.
>'different team'
>already looking for reasons to hate on it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
"Right, start with the Black movie"
AUSTINS FACE
This is great
AUSTIN QUIETLY NODDING TO THE WORD BLACK.
Holy shit. Austin is crying! HHAHAHAHA.
HOLY FUCK, THE TRIGGERING IS RAMPING UP
I'm dying here holy shit
>>341112006
No one complained but a handful of fags on /v/.
The GB chat is so god fucking awful. They just flow with whatever the mood of the hosts are.
>Austin
>"start with the black superhero"
>austins face
This is some great super hero franchise banter
AUSTIN IS SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW
>THEY GOT OFFENDED BY FUCKING SOUTHPARK
What is it? 2006?
>Dan wanting to laugh but can't
This is fucking great.
COON AND FRIENDS
THIS IS WHAT GIANT BOMB TURNED IN TO
I think it still looks alright honestly.
HAHAHAHA
Haha Jesus Austin is fucking fuming, Ubisoft wins
END IT ALREADY
FUCK
>their reactions every time coon is uttered
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>341111390
Bet that guy got banned
I'm laughing so hard right now and I wouldn't be normally
WHO SNICKERED AT THE BLACK MOVIE THING? BRAD?
Brad chuckled! He's not on message!
>>341112019
Nah, Ryan would have love it. Then he would punch Austin and go on a tirade about black on black crime while endorsing Trump.
That's totally what he would've done it.
>Austin not liking the recent season when it makes fun of SJW
LEL
>>341112019
He's dead. How do you know what the guy who called Patrick Klepek a faggot live on the internet would think?
PC PRINCIPAAAAAAAL
>Aisha comes out
>Austin immediately starts smiling..
>>341112410
I'm triggered by this
woof
>Civil war
>The Coon
this has so much triggering potential, it's delicious.
>alex and austin hating on pc principal
>alex: the last season of south park was not good
>dan: I liked it
>alex: NO
PERFECT
END IT OFF WITH PC PRINCIPAL
What a show.
>Austin sighs
>WELL
W E L L
>Last season of south park wasn't good
Man fuck Alex honestly. Worse than Austin.
PC PRINCIPAL
AHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAH
ALEX TRIGGERED AS FUCK
>austin and alex getting triggered by pc dude
Austin's butthole is definitely fractured right now. This is the best.
>I thought last seasons was good
>No
EAT IT NAVARRO
>the SJWs at Giant Bomb didn't think last season of South Park was good
Typical.
>Most of the crew didn't like the PC season except Dan
Thank fuck we have one guy who doesnt give a shit about PC garbage.
>GB triggered
>SBF cracking up
>Austin and Alex looking at each other at every quip
Excise the cancer
>Dan: I thought it was pretty goo-
>Alex: NO.
Fuck that guy.
SOmeone has to highlight that on youtube. just zoom in on austins face the whole time.
That was amazing.
New south park game = GAME OF THE SHOW
lmao at these fucks
>Dan defending PC Principal
For once, I agree with Dan.
>>341112627
>this is the one thing Alex digs his heels in on
lol alex and austin
Fucking manlets
all i care about from ubi is south park so that was good
I dont know about you guys but Im pretty triggered by more The Division
>>341112762
what's sbf
UBISOFT WON. ITS OVER NIGGERS
>everyone looking at austin for approval before saying anything
and people think he doesnt ruin everything
Triggered af.
I'll admit, hadn't watched south park in years, but that phase segment got a giggle out of me.
Jesus christ what a bunch of manbabies.
last season of south park was truly based because it shit on sjws. THAT is how you KNOW shit is good my dawgs
>LITERALLY THE ATMOSPHERE IN THE STUDIO RIGHT NOW
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>341112808
I'm laughing at just the idea.
>brad laughing and having to bite his lip
fuck this time
aisha actually good this year making fun of this shit. first time i've ever thanked the french
Reading this thread is making me really excited to watch the archive later. Is Austin really as triggered as you guys are making it seem?
What's it like having a friend that gets easily triggered? I can't imagine this since i only know low brow lads that laugh at the same shit.
>tune in during the South Park stuff
>they all seem disgusted
I really liked them in previous years, but this is insufferable.
>talking about e-celebs talking about people talking about video games
what is wrong with you people
>>341111872
They literally got triggered you dumb faggot.
They literally all looked at Austin and he said "I know..." when they said the word coon.
>SJWs love South Park when it's on their side and making fun of conservatives
>Can't stand it when they poke fun at liberals and make slightly bawdy jokes
Pottery.
Manlet is back!
>>341113048
yes
>>341112924
Super Best Friends. One of them is much blacker than Austin.
>tfw manlet
>>341112845
Dan, brace yourself. Your contemporaries gonna tell you to google ur privledge
>>341113093
It just seems to be the two on the end that are making it awkward. They're known for being outspoken about that sort of shit.
>>341113048
you have no idea
there's a chad in the crowd?
>>341113048
theyre basically in silence waiting for austin to tell them they can take his dick out of their ass before they say anything.
>>341113093
You thought that shit was funny? Go back to /b/.
>Brad cracking up at the jokes and having to hold it in
>Dan loves south park
>ALEX AND COON TRIGGERED AS FUCK
w e w l a d
I thank God every night that Alex and Austin are quarantined in New York where I never have to see or hear from then again.
Just send Rorie there and I can die a happy man.
>>341113230
>Those fucking heels
Cheeky cunt
>>341111497
Are you really this dense?
>>341113154
Leave us alone
>>341112904
I bought it day one and put over 100 hours in it and I regret it immensely
I'm a black guy and I was laughing my ass off during that segment. Game looks great and GB being upset made it even more funny.
>>341113048
holy fuck yes
He's moderately triggered from the instant they say the word coon and then during the black superhero bit he goes nuclear
>>341113048
Yes. You can see how the mood just sours because of Austin being butthurt at fucking South Park of all things.
South Park: Fractured but Whole, FRACTURED GB'S BUTTHOLE
>>341113048
the great thing is that you can project your opinions onto him. if you hate sjws then he is extremely triggered and fuming, if you don't hate sjws then he just finds south park's humor boring
>>341112410
what a cuck
>>341113048
He's completely ruined the stream by being a baby.
>>341113521
The tile-based combat looks a bit funky. I guess it'll be like SRPGs where you look to flank and get backstabs now
>>341113521
You have a terrible sense of humor
#MakeWakandaGreatAgain
>>341112772
If i cared enough i would check their twitter and see if they sneaked up some passive aggressive messages.
>>341112410
Someone post that message from one of the mods who wanted to hunt down and ban people who made fun of staff outside of the main site.
They have some really mentally ill moderators running that shithole of a community.
>>341113521
dont worry m8 we know youre mostly not sjws or anything
>>341113216
I'll check them out. I need to upgrade.
>everyone having fun laughing
>south park segment comes
>everyone quiet as fuck now
Fucking Austin
>>341113521
>Game looks great and GB being upset made it even more funny.
People getting upset at South Park is always funny, because that's normally the intention.
>>341112487
Do you have a clip of this? Would love to see it.
Why are the giant bomb guys so passive aggressive about the south park bit? Did I miss something?
Seriously though, I think the South Park demo was pretty shit.
>>341113048
He lightened up at the end. I think he realized "Oh right its South Park."
Fuck Vinny, Jeff and Brad for backing down and letting Alex and Austin dictate what's funny and what's not
Dan the retard actually said what he thought and proved he's not a bullshiter and a cunt
>>341113840
But the jokes just weren't that funny.
>>341113926
Austin is forever offended and they don't want to offend him.
>>341113703
I really didn't mind Austin much until now, seriously that was fucking pathetic. It's just South Park, you don't have to make everyone feel like shit because your so "offended" by a fucking cartoon.
>>341113853
If you get mad at South Park, you lose
>>341113926
The got super bummed out because the trailer was "lame"
>>341112487
Too bad he's dead
Is Austin really black? His skin color is almost the same as Dans.
>>341113926
They used a RACIAL SLUR and everyone had to get really defensive because the token black guy was very obviously offended.
austin is black? i thought he was indian
>>341113926
they cant laugh because austin and the audience is there, wait till the game is released and they will like it if its good
>>341113881
Its all been edited out. Like the time he called Will Smith a "fucking faggot".
I laughed at South Park and GB's reaction.
But I'm still laughing about their jokes at Wildlands, that shit was the best.
>>341112487
completely true, ryan davis spoke to me while i was praying last night and told me how much he hates sjws
>blocked from following alex on twitter
wew
What did I miss and what is racist about "Coon"?
Anyone got a video
>>341114104
to be fair it was
>>341114036
They got actually bummed out about it though.
They went through that Ghost Recon presentation fine, and all the others fine, but this one was what made them all bummed out. It's different, and it's odd, and we must question our superiors.
>That fucking panic when PC Principle came on.
"OH NO!"
Beaut.
>>341114152
isn't he Puerto Rican?
>>341114129
He's half black
>>341112006
Nothing can hold back Alex's thirst for Twitter.
Austin went full TRIGGERED
>>341114242
"Coon" is just a slur for black people. It's like a somewhat less hard version of nigger.
>>341114015
>dan said something i agree with so that means he was the only one expressing his real opinions
MORE SCRIPTED INTERACTIONS OVER A DEMO
YAYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>341114210
What did you say, anon?
>>341114015
Vinny at least said he's willing to give it a shot because I think he finds it funny too.
Like last year when he laughed at Jeff talking about having glowing balls in his hand during a preshow.
>you'll never be offended for no reason and ruin the experience for everyone around you
>All white dudes
Sigh
>>341114152
he looks more white than black but that doesnt matter because identity politics
>>341114193
If anyone in the GB community had this level of self awareness it wouldn't be dying.
>>341114242
Coon is a common slur used against darkies.
>>341114168
lol I remember that. Lantern Run! Around the time of one of the first big GB community purges afaik
>>341114036
There were some chuckle worthy ones, being afraid to express that because you have a militant black man in the room seems pretty bad.
>everybody loved the previous season of south park
>austin and alex hate it for obvious reasons
>>341114036
The black superhero thing was funny.
>>341114242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5UbxVilsdc
>>341114015
But how do you know they "backed down?" Jeff's mentioned that he's not a fan of tryhard humor, and I think Dan's the only one who still watches South Park.
Honestly, the jokes weren't even that funny. It's the same shtick Cartmann's been doing for 20+ years or whatever.
>>341114372
kek, Alex squeaking was priceless
>white people getting mad for the sake of minorities
Best "new" meme
They spent all that money and time to travel to E3 and Matt and Pat have over a thousand more viewers. I would actually be sad for the old, pre-Austin GB.
this game looks like hot dogshit
>>341114242
Cartman's superhero alter-ego is dressing up as a Racoon calling himself "The Coon".
Cue Austin getting triggered.
>>341114491
I have literally never tweeted about games or tweeted at him. I don't know why I'm blocked. Maybe that gamergate block list blocks people who favorite and retweet things too.
>>341114351
they got bummed because they liked the last game and this demo was lame as fuck.
>>341114582
But how do you know anyone was afraid to laugh at anything?
>>341113216
Woolie has been harassed for being black half his life in Grenada, and he's got a thicker skin for racism and can take a joke.
Austin has grown up in upstate NYC and in PC Canada in a rich family. He has been in college for nearly 10 years getting his doctorate in COMMUNICATIONS. He has been completely brainwashed by the PC culture on campus.
Woolie is the realest niggah out there and he deserves mad respect for it.
>>341113454
This.
I'm glad I can tune into GB stuff all year and only see those two awful queers this week. Miss out on Vinny, but like a lot of stuff at GB, he hasn't been the same since Ryan died.
>>341114343
It wasn't particularly amazing, but at the same time... normally they would riff and joke and talk shit. Did they? The tendrils of politics reached into the room and strangled all discourse.
>>341114406
Only thing black about him is his hair.
>>341114015
I think Jeff is honestly indifferent. Vinny I didn't get a good read on. Brad seemed to be trying to not laugh though, he's the only one who seemed to have "backed down".
I had no idea Alex went SJW, I just I don't listen to GB East stuff. He always follows whatever the cool guy is doing so it doesn't surprise me.
The funny part for me was watching how triggered GB got. There have been worse demos and things never got so awkward and silent.
>>341114552
>>341114468
I literally did not know this. Now "The Coon" episode is even more hilarious. I literally thought it was just short for raccoon. Not a native speaker fyi
>>341114620
Not funny is the whole E3 show presentations and their whole schitck is making fun of not funny. That's how you can tell Austin got physically mad and pushed his weight around to kill the room.
>>341114129
Austin is as black as Rachel Dolezal
This is the dumbest shit ever
I'll say something I never thought i'd say, fuck all of them except for Dan on that South Park segment. Holy shit.
This was the first reveal trailer of Eagle Flight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8GwRiTTO3o
DOWNGRADED AGAIN
>>341114620
>. It's the same shtick Cartmann's been doing for 20+ years or whatever.
That's the point. Because the humor is literally the exact same as the last game, and everybody loved it the year it came out. They're placating Austin just because he's black and they don't want to offend.
>>341114984
yeah its short for racoon but also racist, double whammy for writing and a character trait of cartman being racist
>>341114372
PC Principal was the best thing to happen to South Park in years. Fucking of course Alex and Autism would have been offended by him.
Alex and Austin are worse SJW's than Patrick ever was
and that's the sad truth
Does Alex have autism or something? It's just they way he talks and acts makes him seem that way.
Neck-based e-sports will probably be huge, r-right guys?
>>341114921
At least Alex has other (admittedly also negative) traits to describe him. Austin is literally only the fat, ambiguously brown SJW guy. That's all he is.
>>341114921
He was a pretty big part of that industry blacklist thing a while back
>>341114589
What was in the previous season of south park?
Haven't watched in years.
>>341114152
He's a upper class halfie who thinks he suddenly represents black people. Jeff is more black than him.
>>341114168
Shame. GB slowly turning into SJW really makes me miss Ryan even more.
>austing getting triggered about south park
>was completely fine with that tom clancy being racist against hispanics
Any webms of South Park reactions.?
>>341115062
I'm literally about to fucking quit them and the site for this, I'm done mate
>>341115259
what'd he do
>>341114569
Faggot Gate was a precursor to Sexy Zombie Torso.
I'm 100% sure that Patrick activated his 'Send for tumblr fans' button, because the site got INFESTED with SJW bullshit and HORRIBLE users within a week or two.
>>341115176
Have you seen Patrick's post-GB work? He's on another level.
>>341114832
>doctorate in COMMUNICATIONS
You mean Media Studies?
>I peed a bit
wat
>>341114642
>>341115148
I have to see their reactions.
>tfw this will fuel Austin hate for years
>i actually like him and thought people were getting used to him
SHE PEED XDDD
>>341096318
new thread
South Park is so fucking based. Last season was groundbreaking as fuck and this game looks to be continuing that trend, thank you based Matty and Trey
>>341114589
what's the obvious reason? never seen it
>>341115116
I love Matt and Trey for these little things. Even if I dislike their newer shit, those touches will always be there
>>341115338
Hispanics are white and so you can't be racis at them.
>>341115268
they're making fun of sjw's
>>341114914
Vinny's with Austin and Alex all the time, he's gotten good at hiding what he truly wants to say around them.
He tries to steer his podcasts away from SJW shit whenever possible and occasionally eggs Austin on.
>>341114372
It was beautiful. The tension was almost visible.
>>341115274
Jeff and Ryan were both hilariously ghetto and probably had more black people in their circle of friends than Austin does at family reunions.
>>341115204
yes
>southpark has a black character named Token
>giantbomb does the same fucking thing
Pottery
9 minutes left or?
We still need a big reveal, or is Watch Dogs 2 ending us?
>>341115620
I thought the most recent season was decent honestly.
Though I definitely agree.
>>341115338
It's cause one of the people on the recon team was a black dude.
S'okay to shoot mexicans so long as it's a black person doing it.
>>341115176
They're equally awful.
>>341115565
every time i get used to austin he just betrays me again
Oh shit nigger here we go
>>341115268
Overarching story and making fun of SJWs in general. Had an episode called "safe space". Go figure.
>>341115484
Him and Patrick tried to blacklist another journalist through GameJournoPros or some other mailing list.
>levar burton comes on
>austin starts grinning like a monkey
>>341115785
kek
>>341116020
hey man levar burton is pretty cool
>>341115681
I mean its very possibly Vinny honestly didn't like it. I didn't find the trailer "offensive" or anything but didn't think it looked that great either.
>>341116020
I'm grinning too, Levar is based.
>>341115480
are you fucking 8 years old? they didn't laugh at a crappy segment where the joke was "haha his name is a racial slur." It wasn't funny, and even if you thought it was, why do you need others to laugh at all the exact same things as you?
>>341115708
"Ghetto"
All right Lance.
>>341115708
Jeff is legit, all that gangster rap
>>341115997
Didn't happen.
>>341115565
Austin is terrible and always will be.
>>341115338
Hispanics are considered white in the war against whities.
>>341113926
Austin and Alex are literally PC principals.
>>341116069
DELETE THIS
>>341116069
He wouldn't sacrifice the quality of the stream for someone getting "triggered"
>>341108541
seriously though what the fuck is going on with those incredibly stiff models
it's like something people with zero experience animating would produce
>>341115837
I don't like the forced "epicness" and overarching story. It can be fun for three episodes, but already thought "The Coon" trilogy was pushing it. The episodes are meh or shit when watched in isolation
Just my opinion though.
>>341114921
I think he's always leaned that way but Patrick infected him even further.
SUCK A BAG OF DICKS
>>341116273
Still, that wasn't the only joke, the part where Cartman kept telling you to change seats was pretty funny and you could tell the crew was actively trying not to crack a smile.
THIS GUY IS SUCH A GREAT FUCKING ACTOR
>>341116703
Shit got awkward because an unfunny stage demo was peppered with "coon" references while the camera was on a black guy.
Nobody "sacrificed" the quality of the stream. Shit just got weird.
Jeff is way more black than Austin
>>341114861
Ya. Like, I would be fine with Vinny coming back, but I always thought he was overrated, and the people that go "OMG VINNY IS SO GREAT LOL" tend to be the type of shameless 'GB guys are my friends!' weirdos I can't stand.
