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Coon edition
I really, really don't care for VR.
Stark trek is gay
#girlwood
>last season was great!
>NO
every time
>>341115859
>coon edition
DELETE THIS
>levar burton comes on
>austin starts grinning like an monkey
>Jeri Ryan
damn I thought she was so hot when I used to watch Voyager with my dad as a kid.
That South Park segment was the only time i'll ever say Dan pissed me off the least out of all of them. Guy may be dumb as a box of rocks and unfunny, but at least he isn't stepping on eggshells around Austin and Alex.
>Those fucking graphics
Holy shit, what? That's terrible.
Ubisoft? Jumping into a new gimmick technology with garbage launch games? Well I never.
People are actually offended by Ryan in 2016, 3 years after he died. Thanks to Reddit finding out he made a "X years until Natalie Portman is legal" website. Some even "lost all respect for him". So not sure what people expect from the GB community nowadays.
GIANTBOMB? MORE LIKE COON AND FRIENDS
I love how they all admitted it was funny when South Park did a perfect parody and then everyone slowly got angry and/or silent.
I wonder how that moment would have been if Austin wasn't there.
WARP SPEED DON'T RAINBOW READ ME NIGGA
This SJW plague needs to die
>autistic meme nerd show vr game
why?
>>341116124
He looks like that incredulous black African kid talking to the white woman in that one macro. Can someone post them side by side?
>>341116403
lel
>black man speaking
>Austin nods along the entire time
Fucking hell
>>341116304
natalie portman was a massive qt
he's only cooler in my eyes
>>341116251
Dan is still a faggot, but yeah, I appreciated him going "Last season was funny".
Only 2 bigger SJW sites than GB are kotaku and polygon
what the hell went wrong?
>>341116304
Fucking what? I expect them to have joined in years after he passed though.
>>341116317
Kek. Guess that's my new name for these has-beens.
Palmer Lucky looking more like a special needs child than ever.
>>341116403
HEY
ERIC
>>341116093
Same. I want the VR meme to end already.
>>341116243
>Her skin tight outfit and those sexy borg impants
>>341116553
Fuck off nigger, Levar is great
Token staff members on passive agressively seething watch
>>341116251
aka "i agree with dan's opinion so he is the only genuine one"
fuck you reverse sjw
>>341116673
if you had more money that you could spend in a lifetime before you were 30 and a white male you would do the same
>>341116553
KEK
>>341116635
The sell to CBS was the final straw, I think. When you share the same building as Danny O'Cuck, it's hard to go back.
>>341116635
They moved into the centre of the storm
>Austin just can't stop getting triggered
The canerous mods deleting all "TRIGGERED" posts
Who the fuck is this coon?
Did Vinny join in the SJW finger wagging?
WHY IS UBISOFT SO RUDE AND RACIST
I CAN'T WATCH THIS, UGHHH
so austin never called out jeff for his rap songs
>sigh at suck a bag of...
>gb west laughed and filmed dan eating a bag of candy dicks
Were they all using Vive controllers in Star Trek or were those Oculus Touch? Kinda funny if Vive right after having Palmer Luckey.
>austin only one that laughs at aisha
>smiles when niggers and wome are on camera
>>341115859
>@notabotwinkyfce
>@gunswordfist
are you even trying ubisoft
>>341116835
he is but austin always acts like he has some type of connection to every black person
>>341117017
you should see the Ninja Gaiden Load our last souls when Rachel comes up.
>>341117017
Unfortunately.
>>341116635
It probably has a lot to do with whoever appointed the mods in their community, who would over time start banning anyone who ever says something negative about one of the staff members.
Was it Patrick?
>>341116872
fucking
hell
>>341116872
You were trying to circumvent rules and got a slap on the wrist. Not that bad honestly.
>its a geordi episode
>>341117042
Austin is still a yes masa bitch when it comes to his white boss.
based Ubishit triggering the ever living shit out of Alex and Austin, at least they did one thing right
fuck Giantbomb I am fucking done with this
Does GB own stock in VR shit? They keep acting like any of this trash looks good.
>>341117183
what hapenned
>>341117183
Nani?
>>341116635
san francisco is literally a diseased place and infects everyone that lives there, not to mention if you have dissenting views in the games industry, you will seriously be blacklisted and in a very tenuous, oversaturated job like GAMES JOURNALISM, that's something you just can't risk.
>>341117017
vinny gave up when ryan died.
>>341117296
they want us to move to the furture
>>341117189
Unfortunate, but now that means I can make a clean break without regrets. Good luck to everyone still keeping on.
>>341117296
>they made hours of videos of shitting on terrible VR games
what do you think
>>341116304
Early podcasts, they say retard a lot. I'm surprised there aren't more upset comments on the podcast posts from new people.
>>341116304
What a bro. I bet he watch Leon all the time just like me.
>>341117280
Hell yeah motherfucker
outrape me?
>>341117017
he couldn't resist it
>>341117281
this, he sucks up to Jeff so hard
was austin a mistake yay/nay?
>>341116635
They became a part of a corporation.
No banter allowed in corporate America.
>>341116124
Austin getting his shit pushed in is the best thing GB has produced since Dan first came on and they did the first two MGSs
What a bunch of humorless twats, I hope Dan gets a career elsewhere before he's as dead inside as Jeff or Alex
Black people hugging on stage, spouting sick memes and wearing gay tribute ribbons.
Video games.
>>341117140
>Xbox conference
>Austin comments that it's cool they there's been a woman and a black person on stage so far
>Jeff gives a muffled "yeah" followed by an awkward silence
>>341117017
The only person that did any actual finger wagging was Alex. Austin was visibly angry. Brad and Dan laughed a bit but didn't want to show it. Jeff and Vinny just didn't care one way or another.
>black man and black woman hugs
>alex cheers
>>341117296
Jeff seemed really excited for VR and seemed really disappointed with it at launch. Maybe he just wants it to get better and will take anything.
>>341117017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU71mFo0WXQ
>>341117017
V-dawg don't get triggered.
He just said it was a bad presentation (which it was), but he'd hold his judgement seeing as Stick of Truth was great.
>>341117556
yes but it also couldve been alot worse
>>341116443
>asking a question that answers itself
Jeff is the only hero left in man
She's a giant. A hot chocolate giant.
>>341117567
I hope Dan fucks off Giant Bomb too, considering he's just as bad as Austin.
>>341117556
yea
>>341117759
except he bitched out when COON came up, only Dan stepped up
look at this eurocentric video game disgusting
>>341117183
explain
Going to bed, i expect dank compilations first thing in the morning
>>341117657
>beloved actor and well-liked E3 host hug
>alex cheers
ftfy
>>341117851
She could grind my bones into bread any time.
>>341115859
thats a girl knight
>>341116673
A bithe wasn't always this way, for those that don't know
>>341117710
what the FUCK? that was a fucking great presentation, the writing was based as fuck.......... i think vinny may be turning sjw if he didn't like it..
everyone is so bummed and the atmosphere is dire as shit after the COON segment
fucking hell this is the worst, fuck alex and austin
>>341117567
>Austin getting his shit pushed in
What happen
>>341115859
>>341116124
did he say anything or did he just sigh and make bitchy noises?
>>341117904
I'm pretty sure he just doesn't give a shit.
>stronk woman game
fuk this desu
That looks pretty neato
>>341118203
The latter.
>>341118128
South Park promo and the next game is about the character "The Coon", Austin sat there and pouted and wiped his eyes at one point. GLORIOUS
>>341116251
That's the one thing Dan still has going for him, he hasn't yet been taught to bow down to San Francisco's faggotry
>>341118125
bro that was super racist, it's was worse than that thing in orlando, now wonder they feel down okay?
>>341117954
Bottom Line:Alex is gay
This guy is pretty based
>>341117556
Yes. But at least it's not a woman.
serious question why are we still watching giant bomb. jeff/vinny being funny is such a rarity these days buried beneath a pile of mediocre, politically correct muck and has been for 2 years now. what's the fucking point? its just habit. we need to move on and find new friend simulators.
>>341118070
dude are you 14? do you really think the only reason people don't like lazy, unfunny edgy humour is because it offends them? that writing was terrible.
>had to rewatch pc principal reveal
>that big NO on Alex regarding the latest season being good
Nigga that's not fact it's literally opinion and taste.
>>341118645
We should start our own friend simulator
>>341118645
because i like jeff and when he shits on things and the rare moments he is happy
also after e3 shows are fucking glorious
>>341118645
It's because there's nothing to go to. I'm hanging on hoping that it improves.
>>341118542
go be fat somewhere else austin
>>341118645
I still find them funny
>>341118542
>>341116872
GB's forums aren't /v/. You have to watch your mouth there
inb4 free speech, the site was never about that and the mods there are 100% cucks. But it always was and this is to be expected.
>>341118558
>that feel when it wasn't kish
What's even the point of having a new york studio?
>>341118698
you probably like superhero movies anyways loser
>>341118645
i don't know how to make new fake friends...
>>341118070
>IF YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS FUNNY YOU'RE PROBABLY AN SJW AND TRIGGERED
Nah. Shit was just lame. Some of the jokes were already in a released trailer. Others were "LOL I SAID COON RIGHT GUYS?"
>>341118128
austin seemed uncomfortable during the south park segment because they made black people jokes and anti-sjws are making it out like he was swearing and fuming and mind controlling the other GB dudes to not like south park's tired humor
also i just triggered the anti-sjws with this post, sorry boys :)
>>341118070
He can't say anything but he disagrees with them on things or lets them say their words just so it can pass because it's not a discussion he wants to have. Him and Dan were openminded to the game and Brad too.
>>341118125
>fuck alex and austin
I know it's easy to place all the blame on them to protect your opinion of your "based" "comfy" e-celeb friends but every single member of Giant Bomb is a cucked leftist .
>>341117647
that made me cringe so hard. NOBODY BUT YOU GIVES A SHIT YOU FUCKING IDIOT. So glad Austin is quarantined to New York for most of the year.
>>341118883
The forums were really quite decent in the early years.
>>341118645
Because not everybody watches for "lel vinny so goofy ecksdee".
>>341118937
>South Park isn't funny
go play some inclusive games with your gf's kid you fucking cuck
>>341118945
Dude, they all went fucking silent during the SP segment.
I stopped watching GB ages ago, only ever watching the E3 streams. Every fucking year they sink lower.
Getting triggered over South Park is the lowest of lows. These guys used to understand fun. Now they are just old farts.
>>341118698
Brad laughed at the black superhero movie joke. You could tell he was trying to cover it up too. They all laughed at the Stick of Truth announcement.
>>341118645
I tried moving onto Easy Allies when I saw them mentioned here, but I just found them annoying as shit. I really need to find a good replacement for Giant Bomb.
>>341118945
DELETE THIS
>>341118645
I did stop watching them.
I just come to these threads once in a while to shit on them.
>>341119220
>He still has the same humour that he had when he was 13
>Or is actually 13
>>341118952
most of them are less outspoken about it because they know its not entertaining
>>341119260
only not black guy and alex were triggered
>>341118645
There still isn't a better alternative. All the retards who left ign/gametrailers and youtubers are somehow worse.
At least Drew never gets involved with that shit.
>>341118945
>austin seemed uncomfortable during the south park segment because they made black people jokes and anti-sjws are making it out like he was swearing and fuming and mind controlling the other GB dudes to not like south park's tired humor
100% true.
The way people are talking about it, you'd think Austin launched into a tirade. He just sat there and looked awkward because shit got uncomfortable.
>>341119182
so what do you watch for? feature film length quick looks of mediocre indie games with banal, boring small talk? its supposed to be entertaining, that's what the site is, and its not most of the time.
>>341118945
No one implied he was going into sperg mode. The utter silence and looks on their faces was enough.
>>341119239
whoa...... austin really does have mind control powers....... holy shit..
So it has the directional swordplay but casualized?
>>341119613
amazing!!
>>341118645
The segment before South Park, Jeff and Vinny were having fun shitting on Wildlands and it was funny.
The mood got soured when Austin threw his hissy fit.
>>341119534
>Oh boy...
he's a big guy
Is this conference an hour or two hours?
>>341119547
He's going to have a shitfit afterward on twitter or with an article, just like with mechanical apartheid.
Also getting triggered by South Park is ridiculous, and Austin was visibly triggered.
>>341117759
He doesn't like Kevin Owens, Jeff is shit now
you know shit's bad when people are on Dan's side
>>341119421
>South Park offends me
>therefore the humor is for children
fuck off fag
>>341119549
>feature film length quick looks of mediocre indie games with banal, boring small talk?
That is entertainment to some people. I don't watch any other youtubers.
I like Jeff's sense of disdain for life at many times.
thank god ryan didnt live long enough to see giantbomb become this
its an injustice that jeff is still alive at this point
>>341119780
Probably 90min.
>>341119427
They are still your enemies whether they like to wear that on their sleeve or not.
Even your "Based" "Comfy" Vinny would be absolutely disgusted by every single person here and he would side with the degenerates every single time.
>This thread will now be about nothing but Austin
Please let it go.
>>341119421
>humour
ahahaha oh wow. Brexit when? EU is turning Brit men into chicks at a rapid pace
>>341119760
>his hissy fit
ie not saying anything and just looking kind of grumpy at a racial slur for *his race* being repeated over and over. you have autism, my dude.
>>341115859
>a group of fat middle age white men getting triggered by south park
>>341118945
>>341119547
I don't think Austin did something wrong, but he was visibly upset and everyone else felt uncomfortable.
I mean, I'd be uncomfortable as fuck too if I was watching South Park and a black guy got visibly upset at the jokes.
And then there was Alex being a faggot.
>>341119613
>Passive aggressive strawmanning
YA GOT ME
Coon and friends is actually a great alternative name to GiantBomb.
>>341119613
They've never went like this before, not even when they were locked up with a drunk Leigh Alexander. If you can't see the harm Austin is doing, you can't pick up social queues and might be on the spectrum.
>>341119260
dude they were having fun the whole way through until a terrible segment came up. They were joking throughout the wildlands stuff and the rest of the conference. They didn't like one segment that was legitimately lazy and lame. They reused jokes from the last game and had "haha racial slurs edgy" jokes. stop freaking out because they disapproved of one thing.
how much more of this is there gonna be.
I'm allowed to watch this at work while working on other stuff and it just hit 5. 5:30 and I'll hang out. If it goes to 6 I'm leavin now and will watch the archives
>>341119220
>go play some inclusive games with your gf's kid you fucking cuck
They've been doing the same shit since the 90s. Excuse me if I think it's a bit tired.
>>341119239
It was really unfunny regardless
how do we fix giantbomb?
get rid of dan, jason, austin and alex.
bring back dave for flight club and hire kyle bosman
>>341119893
I think Ryan & Dan would have meshed well. He would have constantly bantered with him like he did with Will Smith.
I barely watch giantbomb anymore. I used to check the site everyday when they were whiskey media. But those days are gone
>>341118645
no alternative
GB may be half shit, but it's only half shit.
>There are people who don't like Jeffand Dan
this game looks like shit
>>341119893
>People constantly making Ryan out to be Jesus Christ and slayer of SJWs
It's like you never even watched Giant Bomb in the Ryan era. Ryan was a bit of a loud cunt, and remember that he is the one who hired Patrick.
Stop, this, meme.
>>341120009
trigg
>>341119974
Audibly grunting, looking over his shoulders and down. You were the autist all along, my friend.
Every time that black woman comes back on, I die a little inside. Just like her jokes.
ugh, that South Park segment was terribad. Literally aimed at /b/tards, kiddie humor.
>>341118645
https://twitter.com/ceasarAlex/status/742456094077767681
https://twitter.com/kcKilroy/status/742454863150321664
reminder this is modern giant bomb. this is the crowd that actually subscribes and the people they appeal and pander to. it's time to go and move on /v/.
>>341119829
I like that the continued assumption is that the only reason it's disliked is because it's "offensive." I just think it's lazy as fuck and incredibly predictable. anyone who thinks a racial slur is by itself funny because it's "taboo" is incredibly immature.
>Austin constantly smiling and chuckling, while looking at everyone when Aisha tells a joke.
>>341120230
He also loved Patrick and doing QLs with him
>hurr south park has childish humour it offends me
Aren't YOU too old to get triggered by childish humour then?
>>341120101
What the fuck is wrong with Jason?
>>341119930
Austin apologist pls go
>>341120068
Leftism has only grown worse with time and so leftist crushing is more important now than ever.
>>341120068
except they aren't, the clearly switched to mostly social commentary in the early 2000s from gross out humor
>being this mad
>>341119974
He said "UGHHHHHH" when The Coon got mentioned. Alex tried defusing the situation and he answered angrily with "I KNOW, I KNOW"
It's impossible to not have the mood soured at that point. Everyone wants the segment and the awkwardness to end. Would you honestly laugh in that situation even if you thought something was funny? I wouldn't.
>>341120446
Agreed. Keep Jason, but ban O'Dwyer.
>>341116658
Austin will never be as black as Jeff
>>341120048
No one is freaking out because they disapproved, they disprove most things, that's why people like them. What's terrible is just pulling the plug over some 3rd grader jokes making some privileged preppy fatso mad.
>>341120518
>"ugh"
It's my number one red flag.
Times like these I wish Ryan was still around and able to counter this liberal bullshit with his libertarian politics. He wouldn't stand for this shit.
>>341120185
Jeff is amazing and 70% of why I even still watch GB.
Dan is a manchild but isn't that bad.
>>341120185
I like Jeff and Vinny all the time
I fluctuate between liking and hating Brad and Dan, it depends
Alex and Austin need to leave
>>341120101
>get rid of Austin and Alex
>keep Jason and Dan
>hire Jeff Bakalar and Danny O'Dwyer
>>341120507
Can't wait till South Park offends your delicate sensibilities in a year or two.
>>341120185
Jeff and Vinny are great. Brad is ok on the right company. Dan, Alex and Austin are all faggots.
>>341120348
>anyone who thinks a racial slur is by itself funny because it's "taboo" is incredibly immature.
I agree with you.
Especially considering the fact that that is not what South Park humor is.
>>341120518
It depends. My sense of humour doesn't revolve around "offending" people or whatever, so it probably wouldn't happen
>>341120740
>hiring Danny "White Guilt" O-Dwyer
>>341120518
I would
I'd laugh out loud and tell Austin to stop being such a little bitch
>>341120740
Danny O'Dwyer is fucking awful. I'm fine with the rest of that though.
>>341120659
Dave was the libertarian.
Ryan was more classically liberal, but loved going hard, so tricky to tell how he'd be here
>>341120659
And Dave was the libertarian.
>>341120678
alex is a socially awkward shut-in faggot that was never meant to leave his apartment and just write because he can't handle socializing and being consistently funny but they needed a seat filler to justify the new office in new york.
>>341120275
If you have this opinion then you are an SJW and should probably end your life. The latest season of South Park was incredible and this new game looks awesome as well.
>>341120894
That would be a nice way of coming across as an asshole and to get fired, I suppose.
>>341120678
I go between loving dan, and loving hating him. he isn't ideal but he gives plenty to bounce off of.
Alex and austin out though
>>341120740
>O'Dwyer
>>341119915
theyre entertainers
as long as they dont lean into it like partick, alex, or austin I couldnt give a shit what they think politically
same reason i can enjoy tom cruise movies
I've also never used the words 'based' or 'comfy'
cringe cringe cringe
>>341120897
Only hire him for more terrible European sports game Quicklooks, those are great
>>341120048
They didn't have to enjoy. The problem was that they were visibly insulted over it. These guys have become massive softcocks who focus on the negatives instead of the positives, which is in direct contrast to what the website was started on.
My roommate asked who the latino guy was. It was Austin.
>>341120981
DELETE THIS
is this spurdo in human form?
>President of Finland
I like this guy.
>Finns in charge of speaking english
>people implying the South Park presentation was in any way unfunny
It was objectively extremely funny to anybody who isn't a SJW. If you didn't laugh at it then you are on the other side of this cultural war and have no place on this board.
Jokes that upset blacks, gays and leftists are exactly what everybody here should be supporting.
>>341120981
funny he says this because so far ryan was the only person to say FAGGOT live on a giant bomb stream, very liberal
>MAKE BABY TOGETHER
Thank you Finns for keeping the meme machine alive.
>finnish
yeah right
>>341115859
stop pushing new shit into a video game conference
>>341120348
except that's not the joke. It's how absurd a child can be so racist and oblivious to call himself "The Coon" as a character in 2016. Cartman's entire character is how absurdly evil he is for a 5th grader. He worships Hitler during multiple episodes for fucks sake
>>341120740
o'irish is arguably worse than austin because he has a bigger mouth
hire mary
>>341121482
Finnish isnt much better
>>341120834
that's sure as hell what the trailer's humour was though, which is what was being critiqued.
>>341121276
Jeff, Brad, Vinny and Dan weren't insulted over it. Jeff was unamused and Vinny, Brad and Dan couldn't laugh because they were in an awkward position and didn't want to trigger Austin further.
finland literally saving the show
>blood dragon is an aesthetic now
I'm ok with this.
>>341120897
Potato Danny used to be good, not sure if he was hiding it or if san fran ruined him.
>>341121539
The second part with them discussing the movie phases was pretty good, but the part of actual gameplay was pretty bad and just boiled down to Cartman's old "Fuck you, mom" jokes.
South Park being funny or not has nothing to do with this, the problem is Austin going out of his way to kill the room.
>>341121539
Fuck off with the culture war bullshit, neo/v/.
>>341121146
>I couldnt give a shit what they think politically
Except their politics bleeds into every single thing they do or say. Take the beloved Jeff, his whole "dude drugs, you guys police? hip hop man" persona is an implicit act of leftism.
I'm OK with more Trials.
>>341121845
as long as they dont do more than 3 games.
it looses its charm very fast
>>341121540
Jeff has become such a SJW that he is fabricating facts about his dead best friend. It's fucking sad.
Assassin's creed?
hehe, more like Arsearsein's Creed! haha PLEASE appreciate my post.
>>341120981
so jeff is ruining his best friends legacy by warping reality
classy
>>341121992
You clearly haven't kept up with Trials.
>you get a grappling hook, you get a grappling hook, and you get a grappling hook
>>341122262
Upvoted.
>>341122194
I'm sorry, but you're objectively wrong. Ryan was literally 100% responsible for Patrick joining the website.
>>341121539
They were right to call that parents sex joke a mile away, but I enjoyed the back and forth between Cartman and Kyle on it. Some of the presentation came off awkward, but yeah, it had some solid jokes. The stone faces aside from Brad and Dan sometimes struggling not to laugh just made the whole thing awkward.
>>341115859
break time
>>341121540
He got really mad at a video game and accidentally said a homophobic word that often isn't used in a homophopic context.
I'm a liberal, and I feel like saying faggot sometimes. It doesn't mean anything about my stance toward gay people or whatever. It means I was a boy in middle school, and I got used to calling a bunch of people faggots for no real reason.
What's that fag ribbon about?
>>341122374
Now we just need a new Bionic Commando without a grappling hook, just to keep everyone on their toes.
That fucking pin. Like fucking Frank Marshall gives a shit about a club full of gays in Florida.
>>341121971
>neo/v/.
This board has always been "destroy leftism" first "video games" second.. I have been here since 2007.
>that whole South Park bit
GB confirmed for kill.
Guess it's SBF for my streaming needs now.
>>341121985
We've gone too far
Bring me back to video games
>>341122498
I guess to show support for Orlando.
>>341122498
dead fags in florida
>>341122280
>>341122194
I'm sure you guys know Ryan more personally than his best friend did
>>341122498
Taking a stance against murder
>>341122194
his wife is poo in the loo vegan bitch who works PR for a tech company in SF. He's lost, and he's been lost for awhile
can /pol/ and /b/ please leave this thread please?
kudos to GB team and community, *hugs* for Austin
Respect.
>>341122498
Some died yesterday.
>>341122498
club shooting
>>341122280
Ryan was a far bigger SJW than Jeff, I'm sorry but this is just a fact. If you think otherwise, you weren't here for old GB or you have a serious case of nostalgia goggles.
>>341122498
The Orlando Gay Club shooting.
Giant Bomb threads have once again devolved into "When Ryan was alive etc."
See ya!
>>341122374
thats e3's theme this year
>>341116093
>>341116758
I will care about VR when decent rigs are like $200 rather than 1000
I am not paying a months rent just for 3d waifus
>>341122548
bye
>>341122498
Remember those 50 fags that got shot dead at the night club?
Yeah thats why
just cancelled my gb subscription, anyone else doing the same?
>>341122525
The sarcasm level ITT is almost enough to make up for the culture war bullshit.
I'M NOT FANGIRLING I'M NOT FANGIRLING
>assassins creed movie
wew m8 couldnt care any less
>>341122194
>>341122280
>Never met Ryan but thinking you know him better than a man who knew, worked with, and commuted with him for decades.
>>341122498
It's an islamophobic symbol. Really triggering me now.
Plan to fix Giant Bomb.
Send Brad to New York
Send Vinny and his 7 children to California
Abduct Gamespot video producer and send them to new york.
Slowly choke out GBeast financially
Artificially inseminate Kish with Ryan's baby.
Accelerate babies aging to co-host within 2 years.
y/n
>>341121985
>implicit act of leftism
>>341122762
No? Why would I?
>>341122762
I got one extra year
>>341122762
show your commitment to the cause and get yourself banned first
>>341121985
Consider suicide.
>>341121540
He wrote a multi-page apology about it, unprompted, because he felt bad.
Giant Bomb has never liked you, neo/v/. They've always made fun of internet sexists and racists, they've always been left leaning socially and Ryan openly badmouthed libertarian economics.
>>341122707
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. It's probably still tender from taking Austin's load, after all. :^)
>>341122898
>>341122756
>>341122697
>>341122680
>>341122675
>>341122645
>>341122627
>>341122591
>>341122898
Should've been a baller and worn a shirt "Fuck Islam"
But alas
>>341122762
Cancelled when I was banned for making a joke in the GB forum. Would've cancelled regardless, though.
>>341119072
GB was pretty decent then they all became SF degenerates
>>341122472
There is nothing wrong with calling whiny little faggots faggots.
>>341122903
Wrong, here's how to fix Giant Bomb.
>Send Jeff, Brad, Drew and Jason to New York
>Send Dan, Austin and Alex to hell
>>341122562
>I can't handle reality. Please infantilize me again so I can remain ignorant.
You can't close your eyes again once they have been opened
>>341122525
No, you haven't! Until the tide started swinging towards indie games with Minecraft blowing up big and Best Gamers getting popular here, narrative based games were incredibly hot and shit like Halo would get Naruto on /a/ level reactions, SJWs weren't a real issue and the butt of the jokes were dudebros and furries. Stop fucking lying on a anonymous imageboard.
>Alex going full 'SHUT IT DOWN' when the South Park guys showed PC principal
priceless
>>341123075
cant do that
liberals are saying that it had nothing to do with religion and was forced because of men
that was literally said by someone
>>341122762
I'm cancelling because they're not wearing the pins.
>>341123202
wew lad
>>341122696
Except he was a massive cunt, who literally called people retards and was super offensive.
The guy literally made a site counting down the days till Natalie portman was legal.
He would be annoyed by austins SJW nonsense, but would also hate Dan for being a fucking manchild.
>>341123174
Moving to SF proper was their biggest mistake
>>341123046
>libertarian is anti-sjw
fuck off
Almost there Ubisoft just a little more and this event might actually be minimally cringeworthy.
>>341121717
>it made fun of SJWs
>therefore it's not funny
>>341123196
I'd miss Dan a little bit, but you right.
>>341122979
Agreed. I called some mod a cuck who will surely get an invite to hang out with GB crew any day now, and immediately got banned.
>tfw this looks pretty good
Why do people like Assassins Creed?
>>341123046
>He wrote a multi-page apology about it
lol. what a fag.
>>341123340
Is this Natalie Portman stuff real or BS? Source? How do we know it was him?
>>341123025
Triggered
>>341123340
Yeah, but he was also responsible for Patrick and the second he said "faggot" he immediately apologized and then mocked people who defended him using the word.
Jeff is far less of an SJW than he was. And I'm not saying this to shit on Ryan, I'm just stating the facts. Saying that he wouldn't have stood for this shit is just revisionism.
>>341122903
Travel back in time and kick Patrick's dad in the balls really hard.
STOP all the hate posting. STOP NOW.
#hugs for Austin.
>>341123046
>I know nothing about politics - the post
Is austin a cuck or a buck? Ideologically he seems very white i.e cuckish but presumably he still has BBC.
>>341123075
islam is a religion of peace you can't comdem the entirely of it just because of one bad apple
but lets ban all guns because of one bad apple :^)
>>341123046
SJW Austin and Alex from the future went back in time and forced him to do that
SHE SEXIST
The premium shit on GBWest is fun sometimes. I like Demo Derby and that new feature where they watch old game videos. Sadly, Vinny has been choked out by GBEast. I dunno if i'll cancel or not, i've been on the edge for a while.
>>341115859
https://discordapp.com/invite/012UrDuZq91NitJZg
Brendan gleeson.Irons. fassbender.
please actually let this be good
Austin being fake excited since Watch Dogs 2 got announced is so fucking embarrassing.
>Austin goes fucking crazy over DedSec
WE
WUZ
HACKA'S
>>341115859
WE WUZ HACKERS
>>341123885
Everything about it so far looks terrible.
>>341123075
Uhh, hello, islam is not to blame you fucking islamophobe the problem is South Park and white males.
IT'S HAVOC
Is Dedsec ISIS?
>ripping off Mr Robot that heavily
yawn
>>341123828
All have done capeshit/plebkiddyshit so hardly a sign of quality
Was watch doge even a commercial success to warrant another game?
>>341123753
he's into the black breeder scene
>>341123753
nigga from a rich family, wishes he was hood as jeff
>>341124050
It's an internet hate machine.
>>341124068
yeah what the hell
#Hugs for Austin
+(You) this post if you are with me. Stop the hate.
>>341122762
>>341123169
I cancelled a few years ago because they never put out any quicklooks shit talking the game and every single quick look had some dev fag watching the game that they had to be nice to.
The GOAT quicklooks were them playing some $5 shovelware from wal mart and just roasting it
>>341123625
ryan was red pilled as fuck
saying something is a fact doesn't make it a fact. the whole sjw boom was in its infancy compared to today when he died
>>341124107
yeah it sold over 3m or some bullshit
>>341123914
because it was a joke earlier.
keep up
>>341124107
actually yes it sold 7 million units iirc
>acked
You'd think somebody presenting this game would know how to pronounce "hack".
I can't wait until this conference is over and we have the post show. I want to see how they react to South Park. Will they even mentioned it?
The only reason I hate the fact that they hired Austin is because he's the new Patrick, where every fucking Giant Bomb thread just devolves into screenshots of people being faggots about him nonstop.
Giant Bomb is still 100% fine if you ignore GBE content. They didn't start doing less content from the original office, they just started adding more dogshit content with Austin and Alex completely ruining the fact that they still employ Vinny.
>>341124050
Nuh uh they are the good guys fighting the government! And when they topple the government they aren't gonna do anything about the anarchy that follows in it's place where thousands of people die.
>>341124107
It sold +11 million copies in the first week and was Ubisoft's most successful launch of a new IP unless you count the Division.
>>341124107
yes of course, it sold a shit load at release which is all that matters. the game had a lot of hype.
>>341124107
Yes. It was their most pre-ordered game until The Division.
watching Giant Bomb makes me feel like I have friends
N O
O
SHADOWS
>>341123734
here's a (You)
Now please stop attentionwhoring.
>>341123063
Gay shaming? What the fuck? It's 2016 you shitlord. You need to go back to /pol/ right fucking now.
>>341124301
>red pilled
>pro patrick
Pick one
>>341124072
yeah but each one has done absolute kino
calvary. High-rise. weightless.
Gives me some hope, as kurzel's macbeth has good
>>341124301
Jeff was more red-pilled than him. Ryan was the one responsible for Patrick. Ryan stood for his shit.
>Stay Frosty
Fuck it, I'm done.
WE WUZ FROSTY
>>341115859
>Sheeple
jesus christ
>>341124481
Hiring era Patrick was a party guy, not the SJW monstrosity he grew into. That and standing by your niggers no matter what is real as fuck, like Ryan was.
>>341124390
I feel sorry for those people since the actual game was a mess, then again they are the kind of people who never learn and will probably preorder second game.
I'm glad they're shitting on this shit. This is even worse than the first Watch Dogs.
>>341124414
>watching Giant Bomb in 2010 made me feel like I had friends
>watching Giant Bomb now makes me feel happy I don't have friends
FTFY
>>341124481
Old patrick was pretty based.
>>341124301
>Redpilled
No, friend. He made a joke about the Dead Island statue.
i legitimately have no idea how anyone could still be interested in these ubisoft games when they're all the same.
I like that dedsec dude honestly, seems pretty stupid.
>>341123613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdcjGDvBRwA
Also if you web archive who.is you can see Ryan owned the domain.
>>341124752
No he fucking wasn't. You're lying. Patrick was always an obnoxious SJW cunt. This is outright revisionism.
>>341123046
he wrote a multipage apology about it because he just wanted to keep his fucking job lol
>>341124537
>having to name unreleased movies
lmao
Fassbender has done so much capeshit shilling that he may as well be a walking cheeto.
>>341123618
Triggered
>>341124107
Yes. I have only played on 360 though. Enjoyable game.
>>341124915
>watching Giant Bomb in 2010 made me feel like I had friends
>watching Giant Bomb now makes me feel like I have friends but have lost one of them to being fat
FTFY
I cant wait till this game goes from goofy hacker mischief to shooting people in the face
>>341123046
>unprompted, because he felt bad.
I see you have never had a job.
>>341125173
>n-no u!
Triggered
At least the game will give us another wave of saddle sore i guess.
press square to crane
whats the odds on the PC being a perfect, strong, flawless, sexually confident, and funny proud kang?
>model president like trump
oh man, what a topical reference that I'm sure won't age
IM GETTING GTA VICE CITY FLASHBACKS
[TRIGGERED]
>>341124752
i've hated patrick since his 1up days when he used to ruin good podcasts with his annoying kid presence, he was never cool or a "party guy"
>hard drive shredder
why not just smash it
>>341115859
>that not trump sign
jesus
>Let's Make the Bay Area Stronger
REALLY SUBTLE
>Vinny referenced Trump
ALEX AND AUSTIN TRIGGERED
No /pol/o, but this guy being an urban youth makes this dialogue even more cringey.
>trump-inspired slogan
such a subtle media, those video games
>>341124983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eymeFiw7RQ
>people expected cyberpunk anonymous tier hacking shenanigans when this series first appeared and got hyped
>the only thing you still do after 2 games is hack phones
this is gonna be like AC where they make 20 of them and only like 2 are playable.
DELETE THIS
>>341125434
Seriously? I must have missed it.
>>341124983
Yeah. Actually listening to him on old podcasts makes me realize he had decent opinions about games. He just couldn't help opening his mouth about stupid progressive bullshit. He went from reporting on video game news to whining about statues in bikinis pretty quick though.
>>341125059
This flat out isn't. Patrick was a normal goofy ass coed when he was hired, unless you think being pro-gays and pussywhipped like every white guy north of Texas shit is SUPER SJW RACE WAR NOW.
MAKE SAN FRANCISCO GREAT AGAIN
COON
O
O
N
BRAD BUTTHURT ABOUT KOTAKU LEL
NEXT:
>Ubisoft® Announces Steep, a New Open World Action Sports Game
>WILD
>>341119220
>go play some inclusive games with your gf's kid you fucking cuck
Spoken like a kid who's mom has a boyfriend.
>>341125779
it here again by the car
>>341123340
>>341125054
He was only three years older than her, what's the deal
This looks pretty cool. I don't know what's up with these guys, but it looks sufficiently tongue in cheek to me. The hipster aesthetic is cool, ironic or not. Also throwing in headphones to play music is slick as fuck.
Peter Thiel did nothing wrong.
How can anyone think this looks fun?
>>341125820
because it's getting shut down?
>>341125785
Anybody who is pro-gay really is on the anti-white side of the cultural war though.
>>341125785
Being pro-gay is pretty SJW anon....
>watching fags argue about whether Ryan was a dirty librul or not
>bought into the liberal boogeymen bullshit so much that they can't comprehend someone who is liberal but isn't a huge sensitive faggot about it
>>341125336
>Canadian
kek
/r/ Stream link
>>341125895
It looks lame as fuck.
>>341125403
He's always been annoying, but hiring era Patrick was just a Destructoid type dude.
30 people died so they could put a skeleton flipping people off on a screen
AUSTIN: THIS BLACK PROTAGONIST IS TOO COOL FOR THIS IMMATURE HACKING HUMOR, UGHHH! >:^(((
>>341125326
>n-no u!
Triggered
>THIS KID SEEM TO COOL
Lmao, austin only saying this because he literally looks like a thin austin.
The projection is incredible.
>>341126023
Anybody who isn't right wing really is your enemy though. FACT.
God damn i hate the younger generation.
>>341126118
FUCK. They literally punch in every direction.
>>341126118
based klepek showing people that blacks and gays are under normal humans
>>341126118
>Patrick Kekplex
>Thinking he knows more about humor than Matt Stone and Trey Parker
Everything about this hurts
>presenter wearing a fag rainbow pin
>>341125895
It looks like an AC1 to AC2 level of improvement, cautiously optimistic.
If this isn't downgraded I'm getting it
will wait for reviews but I like it so far
holy mother of cringe
they could have at least done something cooler with everything about this. it's like 60 year olds looked up things on wikipedia.
>rakim and eric b
Austin: IM BLACK I KNOW WHO THEY ARE
>>341126265
the mc of the game is black
>>341126118
Humor doesn't have a directly, you fucking jobless faggot.
>Alex unironically saying "the bay"
He's the worst.
>>341125779
Make bay area strong again
>>341126013
>>341126003
I have terrible news about every video game e-celebrity you know then.
>>341126118
So glad he exists so he can lecture the creators of one of the most influential comedy shows every created on how to be funny.
>>341126118
>nothing is forbidden to joke about
>thinks their are aiming their jokes at the wrong angle
Gee Patrick i wonder which angle you are defending.
>villain guy that's supposed to be trump pretty obviously
>mission involves preventing file deletion
>>341126413
I hope so. I never played Watch Dogs 1 because the style was incredibly dull, not to mention the visual downgrades and bad reception.
>All these manlets
>>341125929
Brad and Austin seem to disagree
>>341126245
He'll be so happy when the game inevitably ends with Dedsec being the bad guys and you turning on them.
>>341126739
If you don't already consider all e-celebs to be your enemies then you are in the wrong place.
NO
NO
NO
FUCK OFF
Watch Dogs 2 is still corny as shit, but I like its gusto.
WASH DOGS MOVIE LOL
>>341126686
desu I think "the city" is way worse faggots thing a meme city of 864,816 people is comparable to fucking Constantinople
that one .jpeg of Steve Buscemi holding a skateboard wearing kids clothes
>>341126776
>video game industry is such a bunch of libcucks they have to pretend Shillary stands a chance against Trump
>>341126848
>all of them are evil crooked money grabbing lying jews
makes sense
>>341126023
4chan is full of kids that are contrarian to fit in and that forces them to think everything left of them is a black hole of degeneracy. ryan was a liberal dude, sure, but he wasn't a FUCKING WHITE MALE cuck. that shit didn't even start until he died.
Sony won
>>341126118
>making fun of literally every politician and celebrity of note, along with gigantic companies like Disney doesn't count because you made a few anti-PC jokes that hurt my feefees.
>>341126848
In those heels she's literally 7'2".
>>341126981
Right? It had a vibe like Hackers
I wasn't watching when it happened, but were they REALLY upset during the South Park bit? I know most Giant Bomb threads are full of autists who can't read social cues freaking out about bullshit.
>pic related
OH MY GOD A WATCHDOGS MOVIE
>rap music comes on
>austin starts nodding his head
>>341126118
could you imagine this faggot and austin just talking about social justice for hours and subjecting viewers to it
I just can't phantom that the whole dedsec angle isn't parody but actually serious.
>Negro music starts playing
>Austin starts nodding his head
why is the main guy a dindu
>>341126952
Nah. The worst days of /pol/ shitters are already gone, and aieght chan imploding with no visible repercussion here I'll outlive all of you neoshitters.
>>341127094
You don't have to be a liberal to see that Hillary will destroy Trump.
>>341127235
>BRAD IS ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP
this one is true though
>>341127432
You're right you have to be a moron to think that
>>341127094
she's going to win whether you or i like it. i just find them hilarious to even try and spin it like he's the one known for being the only presidential candidate that could go to prison.
I like this
I'm getting this
>>341127235
Click on the YT video, rewind, make up your own mind.
>>341127110
>, but he wasn't a FUCKING WHITE MALE cuck
Yeah, but he would have been if he had lived a couple of years longer. You really think that Ryan would have been more likely to allign himself with the Trump supporting anti-degeneracy warriors than the cucks?
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Aisha please stop Nerd-Shamming???
>>341127334
>>341127381
>not liking run the jewels
r2 dindu
>>341127432
I will fucking laugh when I win this and you get BTFO.
>>341115859
>just realized the watch dogs logo is a w and makes a dog shape
pretty cool actually
>>341127432
m8 people fucking hate shillary for the iraq war. the dems dont have the king nigger president thing going on this time
Man, Austin's entire identity reall is I'M BLACK.
Watching him get actually excited when there's a black person on screen is now something i can't unsee.
The worst part is, he's barely fucking black. He's a privaleged middle class mulatto raised by whites who has taken ownership of 'being black' because he hasn't developed an actual identity like say Jeff or Vinny
I swear to God, some intern just slid a guide to 4chan slang across her desk yesterday and she's trying her hardest to incorporate it.
Fucking "literally."
>>341127692
Sorry, I only listen to the finest meme raps
>Open World
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>341127692
i actually do. doesnt change what i said.
>>341127674
She obviously hasn't seen Blackhat.
>>341127110
I work near Mizzou (university with that dumbass liberal arts teacher who said CAN WE GET SOME MUSCLE OVER HERE during some protests).
The overwhelming majority of people I know are pretty liberal. The overwhelming majority of them thought she was a dumb bitch, and the ones that were alumni wrote letters to the university calling for her to be disciplined/removed.
Most people on the left aren't SJWs and most people on the right aren't retarded bigots, but you wouldn't know it spending time on the internet.
>>341127668
If you're not a 14 year old kid on the internet, like you and the hot tumblr girl that friendzoned you, you don't have to make weird binary choices like this.
>>341127742
>>341127094
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
Why do you think trump is going to win?
The link is why I've lost hope
>>341127594
To think Trump can win? I agree.
>>341127713
Why would I be BTFO?
I think real gunfighting really hurts this game. If it was a pure stealth game I would be all over it, but once you get an assault rifle there is no reason to use your hacking tools.
STEEP
>>341125872
>thread about Giant Bomb itself rather than Giant Bomb watching E3
>>341127381
>Ofay music starts playing
>Dan starts nodding his head
>>341127742
worse, they have a woman president thing going.
Can't wait till the downgrade
>>341127110
No one was like that. San Francisco turned people into that.
>>341127774
Cut him some slack.
Most mullatoes have a constant identity crisis.
>>341127774
is he the fat guy on the far right? He looks greek at best
>>341128161
>that feel when my waifu Katy Perry endorses Hillary
>>341128162
It looks bad enough to be real.
>>341128282
What would you rather be, half-white + half-black or half-white + half-asian?
Rebecka is a MOMMY
Suck my dick faggots Watch_Dongs 2 looks like it might be GOTY material
if the games stays as it is now and isn't downgraded it could be fucking superb
>igor
>>341127774
How did he react when Aisha was drooling over Fassbender?
>>341127981
This is a full blown cultural war and one side is severely out numbered. If you choose to say "I am above all of this, life is more complicated than binary choices" then are in reality just enabling your own genocide. If you are not digging in your heels and devoting all of your energy to fighting your side in this war then you are "leftist" through inaction.
You're either a committed degeneracy preventer or you are a bull prepper. There is no middleground in this anymore.
I am 28 by the way.
Is this guy speaking english?
>>341128528
white+asian easily. I'd be hot as fuck.
>It was good? *moans*
muh dick
>>341128528
If you were half-white + half-asian you could then go on to produce a Jade Raymond, so....
>>341128558
cmon son, you know it will be
>>341128282
Austin is basically Worf. Raised in a white, affluent environment and indoctrinated into every aspect of white life to the point of making it a career... meanwhile constantly overcompensating his foreign heritage as hard as he can. I bet whenever he hangs out with real black people, they just tell him "Shut up, Oreo."
>>341128429
it's ok jhon, you can bury AJ in a week to feel better
>>341128586
Austin would have loved it because leftists support all forms of cuckoldry. Anything that results in less white people plays exactly into Austin's agenda.
alright good i thought they were gonna do the fake commentary again
>>341128528
Doesn't matter if you appeal to the white side as long as you aren't a dick. Blacks and Asians will never truly see you as one of them.
>>341128528
Probably half white half black, mainly for the affirmative action.
>>341128634
You're right, but you don't have to be so autistic about it.
>>341128807
Can't I just produce WITH Jade Raymond
>>341128528
In my experience, white+Asian means hot as fuck.
>>341128528
Half white, half asian, obviously. It's pretty much impossible to not be attractive with that mix.
>>341128723
DRUBZONEZ
>>341128728
>>341128528
White asian seems goat if it is Asian Male White Female.
White Male Asian female is just a beta factory
>>341128634
But I'm not white, or american. That and you are objectively wrong and only enabling the creation of more annoying SJWs, who are far more popular among the youth.
>>341128634
>I am 28 by the way.
This is a fucking tragedy.
>>341129102
eliot rodger.png
>>341126118
>punching up is good
I want SJWs to go
>>341129298
>But I'm not white,
Then you are an enemy.
>>341128634
Holy shit. Go outside. Make some friends. Get some fresh air.
>>341129612
Not even Hitler or qt Varg are this extreme, what do you think this behavior will accomplish?
>>341129924
You're grow out of your impulse to bury your head in the sand eventually. Once you mature you will either realize that I am correct or you'll go full cuck and get it over with.
>>341129924
>using the outdoor jew
>mfw I missed the sperg out over South Park
>>341130459
have fun with the archive
>>341121985
please leave
>>341131079
That post is pure authentic /v/ sensibility. If you disagree with the sentiment then it is you who is ideologically incompatible.
