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THIS GAME SUCKS
So this is volo airsports with snowbarding?
TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES YOU FUCKS
>>341128754
is the e3 after dark stuff tonight?
So South Park looks good
That moment was really awkward. Austin fucked it up by acting like a little bitch.
But whatever, I don't see what the big deal is either, it was one shitty segment, move on.
first for austin isn't that bad but he's been rough this whole e3
Watch Dogs 2 looks cool
C O O N
I'M BLACK TRUST ME GUISE, LOOK AT HOW I NOD MY HEAD TO HIP HOP
HEY GUYS WHAT'S YOUR OPINIONS ON AUSTIN WALKER AND PATRICK KLEPEK AND ALEX NAVARRO AND THE CURRENT SOCIAL ISSUES OF THE DAY
FUCK VIDEO GAMES AND FUCK E3
this shit just looks boring
is this the burnout paradise of freeriding?
So it's okay to make fun of french but not black people. got it
This game looks boring as fuck. I'm a mustard and I'm hoping Sony shows anything interesting.
This game looks like shit.
>>341129517
it always ok to make fun of france
It's like they ripped off Snow and duct taped the Wingsuit from GTA to it.
>>341129558
I hope I don't have to wait until Holiday 2017 to get a Neo.
>Guy dies horribly
>"So we jus secured de silvur medul"
>>341129096
What do you think the post discussion will be about the Coon? Also What are e-mails gonna be like next Friday?
>crunching sound followed by horrible screams
>SICK ASS NASTY STUNTS
Such a weird contrast.
I LIKE THAT JUMP
>>341128754
I LIKE THAT JUMP
>>341129363
My names Austin "The blackest friend I have is Jeff Gerstmann" Walker.
>>341128754
How is that guy black? Americans still practicing the one drop rule or what?
>>341129257
Tomorrow night
Is this Skate 4?
the french are a broken people
WHY WON'T THE CRUNCHING SOUNDS STOP
>>341129848
They'll probably just kind of skip over it or go through it very quickly.
skate: snow edition
this'll be big probably
>mark cerny in the audience
That was a pity clap if I ever saw one.
Why do people think this is fucked up?
This looks awesome.
>>341129848
I loved how they all said they hated the most recent season, even though it was one of the best ever.
Gotta hate everything that doesn't agree with their identity politics!
>>341128754
first ubisoft e3 without massive cringe
awful press conference.
>>341129848
eye rolls and some "smug" comment by alex and/or him just being a shit
You just know Ives fucks this black amazon negra on the side
>>341130602
Fucked up? I don't know about that. It looks boring as fuck.
>>341130543
There's already a game called Snow.
>>341130807
It was the best so far desu.
Surprised they didn't show anything about the new AC. It's coming out in Spring isn't it?
>mfw if Vivendi completed their hostile takeover during the show or today
You know what
It wasn't that bad. Steep and For Honor look cool, and WD2 doesn't seem horrible.
Better than EA and Bethesda at least.
Why the fuck do French people sound so goofy
>>341131007
microsoft was significantly better.
>>341131217
Whole different style of language.
They went quiet when South Park came up again, didn't they?
THEY GOT TRIGGERED BY SOUTH PARK AGAIN
AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>they reuse the cartman line
>everyone goes dead silent
>>341131358
Yes.
>>341131217
Because they are goofy people trapped in their own language bubble.
>austin's smile lowers once south park appears
>>341131358
Yep.
>>341131134
>they were all fired during the Grow Home segment
>south park on again for a hot second in montage
>dead awkward silence
L M A O
M
A
O
>>341128754
Does that shitlord cuck Patrick kleppek still wore here writing about lgbt characters in videogames?
Wait, what? The brother of that dude is the owner of Gakwer/Kotaku?
>South park comes on
>COMPLETE SILENCE AND BLANK STARES
J
U
S
T
DO
THAT
SHIT
>triggered by South Park
>>341131637
No. It's some mobile game company. Vivendi took it over and they're trying to take over Ubisoft now.
BASED VINNY SAYING HE LIKES SOUTH PARK VIDEO GAMES WHEN HE'S NOT WITH AUSTIN BITCHING ABOUT IT.
>austin still triggered
[backpedaling intensifies]
>>341131637
nah, Gameloft just got bought by Vivendi
>Vinny: It's not one of those games you wanna sit and laugh at with a group
Based Vinny
>south park isn't good in recent years
BINGO
ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEM ALEX? DOES IT FRUSTRATE YOU?
ALEX IS SO FUCKING TRIGGERED
>they're starting to argue about South Park
YES, KILL THEM VINNY AND DAN, KILL THE SJW DEVILS
>>341131605
He went to Kotaku.
>alex and austin shitting on new south park
Aren't Vivendi and Viacom (owners of Comedy Central, South Park) at odds?
I can't fucking keep listening to austin and alex being triggered from south park of all things
Holy shit.
They're right about the parents having sex joke though.
>clearly triggered by south park
>try to find tangential reasons while they dont like it
>>341132179
shit deserves to be shit on
>they're all shitting on south park
WE
WUZ
TRIGGERED
Why is Jeff such a bitch?
Alex is PC principle.
>>341128754
>actually getting triggered by south park
>hating on pc principal
Oh alex
>Vinny
>It's the kind of game i wont to play not with a group
Kek, not so subtle V-dawg.
They all secretly think Austin is an overly sensitive buzzkill
AUSTIN LITERALLY MAKING THE PC PRINCIPAL HEAD NOD AS HE GETS TRIGGERED BY PC PRINCIPAL HOLY SHIT.
ALEX STILL TRIGGERED ABOUT PC PRINCIPAL
Based Vinny and shit even Dan was based for once
>Dan: Oh yeah, PC Principal.... He's good...
>AUSTIN FLINCHES
>Alex goes "NO"
This is the first time I have ever felt bad for Dan. The first time in history.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ALEX
>>341132248
Their presentations of Stick of Truth were also pretty lame while the game itself was fun.
how do you even get triggered by south park?
these people are a fucking joke
>It's a "/v/ thinks South Park is perfection" episode
>Alex this mad about PC Principle
He's shaking his head and staring wide eyed at the camera lmao
I thought I wouldn't watch Giant Bomb this year. The thought of watching middle aged guys just being down in the dumps about everything seemed unappealing.
But man, I'm fucking glad I did watch!
I got to see the triggering live as it happened. Fucking hilarious.
anti-sjws triggered by people disliking the anti-sjw show south park
THEIR ENTIRE CHATROOM IS TRIGGERED, TOO
Alex literally acted like Pc Principal when complaining about Pr Principal.
>>341129096
why do people still watch and give money to these SJW zealots?
honestly
kill yourselves
>>341132248
Everyone figured it out when the moaning started, that wasn't the joke, but they got hung up on it.
>>341132249
How is that guy black? I get darker than that during summers and I'm a fucking slav.
did austin cried?
sorry for him ;_;
>>341132669
i don't though
DAN IS DOING A FACE TURN HE'S NO LONGER THE HEEL
kek the chat shitting on alex
>>341132653
The legendary chain-trigger
>>341132756
PUSH DAN
>>341132609
Stick of Truth was a legitimate 9/10
>>341132772
>inb4 ban wave
>>341132249
>>341132598
>>341132609
It can have shitty episodes but taken as a whole it is something every single person on this board should be supporting from a political standpoint.
>>341132772
EVERYONE'S GETTING BANNED
>Triggered by South Park of all things
>All these people misspelling the word principal
>>341132653
We're laughing at them being triggered.
>>341132248
The joke was that Cartman didn't know that everyone's dad fucked everyone's mother.
That was the joke. The setup was the less funny "you walk in on your parents fucking" joke. The actual joke was Cartman not understanding it.
>>341133020
you sound trigger
>>341132815
YES! YES! YES!
>>341132772
>"He's a downer!"
I can't wait for the EZA/GB comparison during the south park segment.
>there are good seasons of South Park, where they make fun of "them" and say things I agree with
>but ew there are bad seasons too, where they make fun of "us" and say things I disagree with
>they moved on from the South Park story
>everyone here still talking about it
The state of these grown adults getting literally upset by fucking SOUTH PARK.
Giant Bomb is a fucking shadow of it's former self.
South Park is fucking TAME.
PC principal is the best thing south park has done in years.
>>341132609
>It's an "anon thinks people laughing at GB getting triggered means they like South Park" episode
T R I G G E R E D
>>341133072
Bingo. Him discovering it wasn't the joke.
>"Oh, you called that joke before it came up"
Jesus..
>>341132951
Jesus Christ, this sperg again. Do you have a job, 28 years old anon?
>>341133072
Is this what millenials find funny?
>>341133107
No I'm happy. This has made watching the entire stream worth it.
Are those knives on the table in front of Jeff, Dan, and Austin?
>>341132669
>>341132732
I doubt anyone on /v/ gives these fuckers money.
>>341132653
You can enjoy the show and just laugh at everyone who takes meaningless shit serious. This isn't a either with us or against us situation.
In fact no situation ever is.
Austin "Tumblr" Walker hated the most recent season of South Park because he was the butt of the joke. He IS the PC culture.
>>341133216
Naomi is so fucking perfect I get frustrated when I see people post her.
>>341133216
Look at the little leftist expressing his leftist "pretent centralist" opinions while posting reaction images from his le epin leftist movies.
LE TWO SIDES OF LE SAME COIN MEME
>>341133357
I do actually
I appreciate Vinny going "It's not something I want to laugh at as a group"
Translation: He can enjoy it when he isn't afraid of it triggering Austin.
>>341133307
You are a millennial
>>341133324
I fucking hear you, best moment of E3 so far. The triggering is real.
>>341133307
Unless you're in your 40's, you're a millenial too friendo.
If you you are over 40, then being on /v/ is probably the saddest thing I could think of, and I pity your life.
>>341133307
It's just another example of Cartman thinking he knows everything and actually being an idiot. It's one of the core things with Cartman interactions.
>>341133459
anon the only RIGHT way to think is to not care about anything
![ucEVfCh[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/BQ9O69R.png "ucEVfCh[1].png")
>>341133495
>vinny isnt an sjw meme
i agree he isnt bad as the rest but you are deluding yourself if you think they arent sjws of different degrees
>>341132426
And they're all probably pretty Liberal too. Tells you how extreme people like Austin are.
>>341133690
Apathy is death
>>341132772
>Call Alex and Austin out
>Get people replying to me agreeing with me
>Mods didn't even ban me!!!!!
Felt good desu
>>341133015
he's no pal of mine
>>341133660
The millenial line is somewhere around 30 these days.
>>341133459
Read his post again, he was agreeing with your sentiment you illiterate stormshitter.
>>341132951
It's basically Strawman: The Show though. All of its cultural commentary is.
Do you support if from a political standpoint because it's actually saying something of value or because it frames a contemporary cultural event from your own perspective?
Could Alex and Austin BE any more triggered?
>>341133472
Congratulations on wasting your money.
>>341133495
I get him, it's a tiring battle that doesn't end when you try to argue with lefties. It's just not worth the fight, when you can just return to your room and enjoy what you like.
>>341133714
I refuse to believe that that's a real person.
>>341133660
>one day my real life will begin and i'll be rid of this place!
its cute every time
Ryan...... please come back dude...... shut these liberal cunts down..... please man....
>>341133459
I didn't make my position clear one way or another. You shouldn't project things so much. It makes you seem stupid.
>>341133735
They're not, they're leftists but Alex and Austin are the only active sensitivity internet whiners.
austin is so black he really likes hip hop and thinks the watch dogs 2 character is too cool for csi hacking
i wish this patrick 2.0 fuckhead would die jesus christ. even the most white people on earth think run the jewels is trash
>>341133882
Nope. He is a stealth leftist. Don't miss the subtle clues.
>>341133735
I'm sure I'm an SJW by your standards too. I think Alex and Austin are insufferable (Alex far more than Austin, honestly) and I enjoy South Park, but so do a lot of liberals.
>>341133867
Mellenial is people born in the 80's. That means everyone younger than 35.
>>341133867
What comes after millenials? What do we get to call people born in the next 984 years?
>>341133790
>*sweating and trembling that his account was put into jeopardy for the high crime of disagreeing with the politically correct hivemind. tears streaming down his face grateful the SJW overlords didn't take action*
>people saying it's ok that others have opinions
>get mad when you have a different opinion than them
i can't deal with all this cognitive dissonance
funny how alex always talks up how dark he is and how he's despair incarnate but then he gets offended by a humorous cartoon.
>>341133893
A twenty minute show with 15 minutes of fart jokes can't depict nuanced political positions. I'm not even a fan of South Park, but you are coming to it for the wrong reasons.
>>341134063
Reminder that to sit on the fence is to dig the grave for your own race with a smile on your face.
>>341133953
You're stupid, it clearly says real in the name.
he does it for free
>>341134106
Both Jeff and Dave Lang love Run The Jewels. Bu t yeah, they're trash.
>>341134119
Because he posted an attractive blonde girl?
>>341134237
>laughing at stupid opinions is the same as SJWs getting mad, triggered and censoring your opinions
no
>>341134018
It being my inevitable future doesn't make it any less pathetic faggot. I'll probably kill myself by then anyway.
>>341134237
It's not okay for liberals to have their bullshit opinions that harm the freedom of society.
>>341134314
Yeah.
Shitpost or not you seem tragically stupid.
>>341134237
>>people saying it's ok that others have opinions
Opinions are a meme. Life is far more objective than the leftists want you to believe.
>>341133790
Alex isn't a leftist, he's a spineless faggot who will adapt his personality to gain brownie points with the most peers he can.
Jeff can never be a leftist ally because he loves ganster rap and hyper violent games that shit is seen as mysoginist/problematic as fuck.
Show's over. Time to camp Austin's Twitter.
>>341134314
There's a greater than 50% chance the guy you were talking to wasn't black or american. Even /pol/ guys are mostly underaged mexicans.
>>341134418
A blonde girl from a LGBT movie made by an extreme leftist.
>>341134413
Those people aren't white
I'm gonna take a nap for 2 hours, this was fun.
ill see you niggas at 7:30 :^)
>>341134717
Have a nice nap, wish I was there to keep you cozy :3
>>341134208
The placeholder term is Generation Z, but generations are the kind of thing you can only define looking backwards. It will take time to identify the trends and traits associated with the next generation, and from there it will be easier to figure out where it started and stopped, and what to call it.
I love how they disable their Youtube chat. Close all avenues that are impossible to moderate, yes, good goy
>>341134690
Who'll tweet more between now and Sony, Austin or Alex?
>>341134693
So if he is not a self hating cuck then he is part of the degenerate horde. Either way he is an ideological enemy.
>>341134060
Don't kid yourself
www.giantbomb.com/forums/general-discussion-30/my-worst-moment-545740/
>>341134314
Take your 14 words and shove them up your ass.
>>341134670
Liking gangster hap and hyper violent shit was leftist until the tailend of Obama's first term when leftism became the status quo and inherited a lot of the authoritative bullshit that comes with it. Stop losing your mind over arbitrary American definitions.
>>341129096
who is austin
>>341134726
bye Austin
Ryan Davis please come back my man..... you were the only sane one, the only one keeping these guys from going full SJW...... why did you have to leave us................
>>341133735
Liberal does not automatically equal sjw. Plenty of people who are left leaning can laugh at off color stuff like Southpark because they see it for what it really is, harmless jokes.
>>341135079
dont even fucking call me that again
>>341134701
most people don't give a fuck or know about the political leanings of holywood directors
>>341134701
If you don't consume leftist media you're just left with FOX News and kitschy modern country music.
>>341134126
Fucking goddamn Alex never has anything of value to input, his voice is annoying, and yet he never shuts up.
Austin "PhD in Media Studies" Walker is a pseudo-intellectual SJW who I'm convinced browses thesaurus constantly to try and sound witty in his posts (Seeing as his verbal vocabulary seems to be normal if anything and sounds nothing like his written posts.) He was one of the worst hires Giant bomb has made.
Also it was funny watching Dan having almost shit all to say at the end of the Microsoft conference. He's dumb as rocks.
>>341134237
I'm not mad that they have different opinions, I'm mad that they have different opinions from themselves.
All of them loved Stick of Truth which has the exact same humor as this game, but they're mad for no reason.
>>341134938
Same thing with Twitch. They want to push all the chat into their website stream where the nazi mods there can keep a close eye on everyone.
>>341135138
>implying his wife didn't murder him the day after their wedding to collect the insurance and run
>>341135250
chill out nigger
>>341135265
Well I did know, and that's why I was able to spot the leftist rat that was skulking around in this thread playing the "le reddit logical centralist man voice of reason."
Knowledge is power.
>>341134701
>referring to Naomi "Mommyfu Goddess" Watts as a blonde girl
I'll slaughter you.
Alex and Austing are cancer
Dan and Vinny are fighting them
Brad is a bitch who holds his laugh because he doesn't want to offend the SJW's
Jeff is dead inside
>>341135438
>jeff is such a sjw that he paid ryan's wife to kill him in order to start the false rumor that ryan was a sjw as a way to help further the cause of sjwism
>>341135585
that groupthink
>>341135438
What did Ryan's waifu look like?
Was she qt?
>>341135250
chill out coon
>>341135583
Watch Twin Peaks, it's good stuff.
>>341134979
>www.giantbomb.com/forums/general-discussion-30/my-worst-moment-545740/
>apologizing for saying faggot to a wide audience, a ton of whom are gay in general or directly gay in SF right near their office
>SJW shit
this meme needs to end, he'd have died laughing at the Coon and made Jeff come with him, and probably apologize after, but he's an honest guy about comedy at the time of presentation
>>341135846
she was as fat as him
no
>>341133660
as opposed to being 40 and what?...
if i had chance to grow up without computers and delay becoming cynical and fed up with life til i was 40 to come here i'd be fucking over the moon. instead im 21 and im already wasting away on here. you're fucking stupid.
>>341135319
They've said at multiple points that they don't always like the South Park humour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RY0opa7hpI
Watch that.
>>341135726
I know Dan is not an SJW, but he's also an insufferable twat. He's cancer as well, as far as I'm concerned.
>>341135741
I've hardly heard a man more broken than Jeff on the podcast after Ryan's death.
>>341135585
It's like Chirst's Last Supper, except with a bunch of fags.
>>341135950
>watch the most casual reddit tier Lynch: it's good stuff
I've seen it all. The film is better no matter how many "muh coop" babies get triggered.
>>341135989
He wouldn't have done it if he saw Austin bitch and whine and pout as soon as the word "The Coon" was presented
Or do you think Ryan would have gone "HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING NIGGER, WHAT'S WRONG? THIS IF FUCKING HILARIOUS!!"
>>341135726
>Dan is borderline autistic and doesn't realize what he's saying is triggering Alex
>Vinny is talking about video games
>Brad is awkward as fuck, so who knows what he's thinking
>Jeff is talking about video games
>>341135319
people generally don't like when something makes fun of them, it's not hard to figure out
>>341135989
>he'd have died laughing at the Coon
Can't even tell if you're joking at this point. Nobody laughs at that shit, even people that like South Park. Do you think people just burst into laughter when someone says coon?
>austin grew up comfortably and went to college for many years and probably doesnt have a single black friend
the hell is this coon offended about
>>341135989
>Thinking you know how a dead man you've never met would react to anything
>>341136032
Dan is only not a SJW because he is too stupid to engage with politics on any level. He said he follows Trump on twitter just to laugh at because of how "LE CRAZY CARTOON MAN" the savior of our country apparently is.
>>341136185
Oh cool, yeah, Lost Highway is definitively my favorite. What's your job, 28 years old anon? How long have you been on 4chan?
>>341136187
dude that's what true grown-ups with real social skills do.
>>341136187
>He wouldn't have done it if he saw Austin bitch and whine
Ryan "She has a penitentiary body" Davis would have DIED laughing at the mere mention of "The Coon." Please consider trying to talk to somebody who is newer to GB about your blatant historical revisionism.
For the autismos in this thread, here's what happened in THE TRIGGERING
Alex: Initially not very triggered, sees black man being triggered, becomes triggered himself
Austin: Triggered beyond belief
Brad: Can't laugh because of the awkwardness Alex and Austin created, just wants the segment to be done with.
Dan: Can't laugh because of the awkwardness Alex and Austin created, just wants the segment to be done with.
Jeff: Unamused
Vinny: Can't laugh because of the awkwardness Alex and Austin created, just wants the segment to be done with.
Tried watching GBEast once never again. I miss Vinny :( So I guess Austin is the new Patrick?
>>341136324
It's funny because Cartman is an obnoxious little dipshit.
>>341136187
>>341136324
>>341136379
>Jeff is a huge SJW guys, he's dead inside now and they turned him
>almost bursts into laughter at "The Coon," covers his mouth because he's on Austin's side of the table
which one is reality
>>341136483
Inland Empire, Lost Highway and Fire Walk With Me are objectively the best Lynch kinos.
I am a retail manager and I have been on 4chan since 2008.
>>341136609
Yep, but worse.
>>341135585
>when they upload this to YouTube
>the comments
>>341136609
PS. Fuck Patrick
>>341132653
>ANTI SJWS ARE TRIGGERED BY SJW BEING TRIGGERED!
fuck off
>>341136541
I don't think Ryan would have laughed out loud at the word "Coon". I'm not trying to shit on you, but it's not that universally funny.
>>341136028
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT AUSTIN AND ALEX AUSTIN ARE RUINING EVERYTHING THEY DIDN'T LAUGH AT THE JEW THING AND WHEN JEFF DID HE SEEMED UNCOMFORTABLE GOD DAMN I HATE SJWS
Oh. Wait. Austin and Alex aren't here, and neither Jeff, Vinny, nor Brad are falling over themselves laughing at lame shit?
Damn.
>>341136567
This feels about right, but all in all the South Park segment was too long and not very funny to begin with. But the actual funny parts were killed by Austin
>>341136324
how funny it is is proportional to how much you hate sjws. if you are a normal person then it is not especially funny, if you are a hardcore anti-sjw then it is fucking fart your poop out hilarious
>>341135138
remember when ryan said faggot in an instinctive, natural way on a live stream? holy lel i didnt know he had it in him
Giant Bomb isn't SJW as a whole. It's just Austin and his presence in the room that make casual racism awkward.
That's the crux of having a black person on board who isn't cool. The correct response from him was just to laugh it up.
That's why Mary Kish is cool: Because she can see the humor of murdering prostitutes in GTA and not be like that boring broad at gamespot and go "Well, I think this violence towards women is incredibly problematic bla bla bla".
That's the real reason why SJW are so bad! They can't take a fucking joke and when they think that others take racism and violence incredibly serious as well, they insult me.
