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THIS GAME SUCKS
So this is volo airsports with snowbarding?
TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES YOU FUCKS
>>341128754
is the e3 after dark stuff tonight?
So South Park looks good
That moment was really awkward. Austin fucked it up by acting like a little bitch.
But whatever, I don't see what the big deal is either, it was one shitty segment, move on.
first for austin isn't that bad but he's been rough this whole e3
Watch Dogs 2 looks cool
C O O N
I'M BLACK TRUST ME GUISE, LOOK AT HOW I NOD MY HEAD TO HIP HOP
HEY GUYS WHAT'S YOUR OPINIONS ON AUSTIN WALKER AND PATRICK KLEPEK AND ALEX NAVARRO AND THE CURRENT SOCIAL ISSUES OF THE DAY
FUCK VIDEO GAMES AND FUCK E3
this shit just looks boring
is this the burnout paradise of freeriding?
So it's okay to make fun of french but not black people. got it
This game looks boring as fuck. I'm a mustard and I'm hoping Sony shows anything interesting.
This game looks like shit.
>>341129517
it always ok to make fun of france
It's like they ripped off Snow and duct taped the Wingsuit from GTA to it.
>>341129558
I hope I don't have to wait until Holiday 2017 to get a Neo.
>Guy dies horribly
>"So we jus secured de silvur medul"
>>341129096
What do you think the post discussion will be about the Coon? Also What are e-mails gonna be like next Friday?
>crunching sound followed by horrible screams
>SICK ASS NASTY STUNTS
Such a weird contrast.
I LIKE THAT JUMP
>>341128754
I LIKE THAT JUMP
>>341129363
My names Austin "The blackest friend I have is Jeff Gerstmann" Walker.
>>341128754
How is that guy black? Americans still practicing the one drop rule or what?
>>341129257
Tomorrow night
Is this Skate 4?
the french are a broken people
WHY WON'T THE CRUNCHING SOUNDS STOP
>>341129848
They'll probably just kind of skip over it or go through it very quickly.
skate: snow edition
this'll be big probably
>mark cerny in the audience
That was a pity clap if I ever saw one.
Why do people think this is fucked up?
This looks awesome.
>>341129848
I loved how they all said they hated the most recent season, even though it was one of the best ever.
Gotta hate everything that doesn't agree with their identity politics!
>>341128754
first ubisoft e3 without massive cringe
awful press conference.
>>341129848
eye rolls and some "smug" comment by alex and/or him just being a shit
You just know Ives fucks this black amazon negra on the side
>>341130602
Fucked up? I don't know about that. It looks boring as fuck.
>>341130543
There's already a game called Snow.
>>341130807
It was the best so far desu.
Surprised they didn't show anything about the new AC. It's coming out in Spring isn't it?
>mfw if Vivendi completed their hostile takeover during the show or today
You know what
It wasn't that bad. Steep and For Honor look cool, and WD2 doesn't seem horrible.
Better than EA and Bethesda at least.
Why the fuck do French people sound so goofy
>>341131007
microsoft was significantly better.
>>341131217
Whole different style of language.
They went quiet when South Park came up again, didn't they?
THEY GOT TRIGGERED BY SOUTH PARK AGAIN
AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>they reuse the cartman line
>everyone goes dead silent
>>341131358
Yes.
>>341131217
Because they are goofy people trapped in their own language bubble.
>austin's smile lowers once south park appears
>>341131358
Yep.
>>341131134
>they were all fired during the Grow Home segment
>south park on again for a hot second in montage
>dead awkward silence
L M A O
M
A
O
>>341128754
Does that shitlord cuck Patrick kleppek still wore here writing about lgbt characters in videogames?
Wait, what? The brother of that dude is the owner of Gakwer/Kotaku?
>South park comes on
>COMPLETE SILENCE AND BLANK STARES
J
U
S
T
DO
THAT
SHIT
>triggered by South Park
>>341131637
No. It's some mobile game company. Vivendi took it over and they're trying to take over Ubisoft now.
BASED VINNY SAYING HE LIKES SOUTH PARK VIDEO GAMES WHEN HE'S NOT WITH AUSTIN BITCHING ABOUT IT.
>austin still triggered
[backpedaling intensifies]
>>341131637
nah, Gameloft just got bought by Vivendi
>Vinny: It's not one of those games you wanna sit and laugh at with a group
Based Vinny
>south park isn't good in recent years
BINGO
ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEM ALEX? DOES IT FRUSTRATE YOU?
ALEX IS SO FUCKING TRIGGERED
>they're starting to argue about South Park
YES, KILL THEM VINNY AND DAN, KILL THE SJW DEVILS
>>341131605
He went to Kotaku.
>alex and austin shitting on new south park
Aren't Vivendi and Viacom (owners of Comedy Central, South Park) at odds?
I can't fucking keep listening to austin and alex being triggered from south park of all things
Holy shit.
They're right about the parents having sex joke though.
>clearly triggered by south park
>try to find tangential reasons while they dont like it
>>341132179
shit deserves to be shit on
>they're all shitting on south park
WE
WUZ
TRIGGERED
Why is Jeff such a bitch?
Alex is PC principle.
>>341128754
>actually getting triggered by south park
>hating on pc principal
Oh alex
>Vinny
>It's the kind of game i wont to play not with a group
Kek, not so subtle V-dawg.
They all secretly think Austin is an overly sensitive buzzkill
AUSTIN LITERALLY MAKING THE PC PRINCIPAL HEAD NOD AS HE GETS TRIGGERED BY PC PRINCIPAL HOLY SHIT.
ALEX STILL TRIGGERED ABOUT PC PRINCIPAL
Based Vinny and shit even Dan was based for once
>Dan: Oh yeah, PC Principal.... He's good...
>AUSTIN FLINCHES
>Alex goes "NO"
This is the first time I have ever felt bad for Dan. The first time in history.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ALEX
>>341132248
Their presentations of Stick of Truth were also pretty lame while the game itself was fun.
how do you even get triggered by south park?
these people are a fucking joke
>It's a "/v/ thinks South Park is perfection" episode
>Alex this mad about PC Principle
He's shaking his head and staring wide eyed at the camera lmao
I thought I wouldn't watch Giant Bomb this year. The thought of watching middle aged guys just being down in the dumps about everything seemed unappealing.
But man, I'm fucking glad I did watch!
I got to see the triggering live as it happened. Fucking hilarious.
anti-sjws triggered by people disliking the anti-sjw show south park
THEIR ENTIRE CHATROOM IS TRIGGERED, TOO
Alex literally acted like Pc Principal when complaining about Pr Principal.
>>341129096
why do people still watch and give money to these SJW zealots?
honestly
kill yourselves
>>341132248
Everyone figured it out when the moaning started, that wasn't the joke, but they got hung up on it.
>>341132249
How is that guy black? I get darker than that during summers and I'm a fucking slav.
did austin cried?
sorry for him ;_;
>>341132669
i don't though
DAN IS DOING A FACE TURN HE'S NO LONGER THE HEEL
kek the chat shitting on alex
>>341132653
The legendary chain-trigger
>>341132756
PUSH DAN
>>341132609
Stick of Truth was a legitimate 9/10
>>341132772
>inb4 ban wave
>>341132609
It can have shitty episodes but taken as a whole it is something every single person on this board should be supporting from a political standpoint.
>>341132772
EVERYONE'S GETTING BANNED
>Triggered by South Park of all things
>All these people misspelling the word principal
>>341132653
We're laughing at them being triggered.
>>341132248
The joke was that Cartman didn't know that everyone's dad fucked everyone's mother.
That was the joke. The setup was the less funny "you walk in on your parents fucking" joke. The actual joke was Cartman not understanding it.
>>341133020
you sound trigger
>>341132815
YES! YES! YES!
>>341132772
>"He's a downer!"
I can't wait for the EZA/GB comparison during the south park segment.
>there are good seasons of South Park, where they make fun of "them" and say things I agree with
>but ew there are bad seasons too, where they make fun of "us" and say things I disagree with
>they moved on from the South Park story
>everyone here still talking about it
The state of these grown adults getting literally upset by fucking SOUTH PARK.
Giant Bomb is a fucking shadow of it's former self.
South Park is fucking TAME.
PC principal is the best thing south park has done in years.
>>341132609
>It's an "anon thinks people laughing at GB getting triggered means they like South Park" episode
T R I G G E R E D
>>341133072
Bingo. Him discovering it wasn't the joke.
>"Oh, you called that joke before it came up"
Jesus..
>>341132951
Jesus Christ, this sperg again. Do you have a job, 28 years old anon?
>>341133072
Is this what millenials find funny?
>>341133107
No I'm happy. This has made watching the entire stream worth it.
Are those knives on the table in front of Jeff, Dan, and Austin?
>>341132669
>>341132732
I doubt anyone on /v/ gives these fuckers money.
>>341132653
You can enjoy the show and just laugh at everyone who takes meaningless shit serious. This isn't a either with us or against us situation.
In fact no situation ever is.
Austin "Tumblr" Walker hated the most recent season of South Park because he was the butt of the joke. He IS the PC culture.
>>341133216
Naomi is so fucking perfect I get frustrated when I see people post her.
>>341133216
Look at the little leftist expressing his leftist "pretent centralist" opinions while posting reaction images from his le epin leftist movies.
LE TWO SIDES OF LE SAME COIN MEME
>>341133357
I do actually
I appreciate Vinny going "It's not something I want to laugh at as a group"
Translation: He can enjoy it when he isn't afraid of it triggering Austin.
>>341133307
You are a millennial
>>341133324
I fucking hear you, best moment of E3 so far. The triggering is real.
>>341133307
Unless you're in your 40's, you're a millenial too friendo.
If you you are over 40, then being on /v/ is probably the saddest thing I could think of, and I pity your life.
>>341133307
It's just another example of Cartman thinking he knows everything and actually being an idiot. It's one of the core things with Cartman interactions.
>>341133459
anon the only RIGHT way to think is to not care about anything
>>341133495
>vinny isnt an sjw meme
i agree he isnt bad as the rest but you are deluding yourself if you think they arent sjws of different degrees
>>341132426
And they're all probably pretty Liberal too. Tells you how extreme people like Austin are.
>>341133690
Apathy is death
>>341132772
>Call Alex and Austin out
>Get people replying to me agreeing with me
>Mods didn't even ban me!!!!!
Felt good desu
>>341133015
he's no pal of mine
>>341133660
The millenial line is somewhere around 30 these days.
>>341133459
Read his post again, he was agreeing with your sentiment you illiterate stormshitter.
>>341132951
It's basically Strawman: The Show though. All of its cultural commentary is.
Do you support if from a political standpoint because it's actually saying something of value or because it frames a contemporary cultural event from your own perspective?
Could Alex and Austin BE any more triggered?
>>341133472
Congratulations on wasting your money.
>>341133495
I get him, it's a tiring battle that doesn't end when you try to argue with lefties. It's just not worth the fight, when you can just return to your room and enjoy what you like.
>>341133714
I refuse to believe that that's a real person.
>>341133660
>one day my real life will begin and i'll be rid of this place!
its cute every time
Ryan...... please come back dude...... shut these liberal cunts down..... please man....
>>341133459
I didn't make my position clear one way or another. You shouldn't project things so much. It makes you seem stupid.
>>341133735
They're not, they're leftists but Alex and Austin are the only active sensitivity internet whiners.
austin is so black he really likes hip hop and thinks the watch dogs 2 character is too cool for csi hacking
i wish this patrick 2.0 fuckhead would die jesus christ. even the most white people on earth think run the jewels is trash
>>341133882
Nope. He is a stealth leftist. Don't miss the subtle clues.
>>341133735
I'm sure I'm an SJW by your standards too. I think Alex and Austin are insufferable (Alex far more than Austin, honestly) and I enjoy South Park, but so do a lot of liberals.
>>341133867
Mellenial is people born in the 80's. That means everyone younger than 35.
>>341133867
What comes after millenials? What do we get to call people born in the next 984 years?
>>341133790
>*sweating and trembling that his account was put into jeopardy for the high crime of disagreeing with the politically correct hivemind. tears streaming down his face grateful the SJW overlords didn't take action*
>people saying it's ok that others have opinions
>get mad when you have a different opinion than them
i can't deal with all this cognitive dissonance
funny how alex always talks up how dark he is and how he's despair incarnate but then he gets offended by a humorous cartoon.
>>341133893
A twenty minute show with 15 minutes of fart jokes can't depict nuanced political positions. I'm not even a fan of South Park, but you are coming to it for the wrong reasons.
>>341134063
Reminder that to sit on the fence is to dig the grave for your own race with a smile on your face.
>>341133953
You're stupid, it clearly says real in the name.
he does it for free
>>341134106
Both Jeff and Dave Lang love Run The Jewels. Bu t yeah, they're trash.
>>341134119
Because he posted an attractive blonde girl?
>>341134237
>laughing at stupid opinions is the same as SJWs getting mad, triggered and censoring your opinions
no
>>341134018
It being my inevitable future doesn't make it any less pathetic faggot. I'll probably kill myself by then anyway.
>>341134237
It's not okay for liberals to have their bullshit opinions that harm the freedom of society.
>>341134314
Yeah.
Shitpost or not you seem tragically stupid.
>>341134237
>>people saying it's ok that others have opinions
Opinions are a meme. Life is far more objective than the leftists want you to believe.
Alex isn't a leftist, he's a spineless faggot who will adapt his personality to gain brownie points with the most peers he can.
Jeff can never be a leftist ally because he loves ganster rap and hyper violent games that shit is seen as mysoginist/problematic as fuck.
Show's over. Time to camp Austin's Twitter.
>>341134314
There's a greater than 50% chance the guy you were talking to wasn't black or american. Even /pol/ guys are mostly underaged mexicans.
>>341134418
A blonde girl from a LGBT movie made by an extreme leftist.
>>341134413
Those people aren't white
I'm gonna take a nap for 2 hours, this was fun.
ill see you niggas at 7:30 :^)
>>341134717
Have a nice nap, wish I was there to keep you cozy :3
>>341134208
The placeholder term is Generation Z, but generations are the kind of thing you can only define looking backwards. It will take time to identify the trends and traits associated with the next generation, and from there it will be easier to figure out where it started and stopped, and what to call it.
I love how they disable their Youtube chat. Close all avenues that are impossible to moderate, yes, good goy
>>341134690
Who'll tweet more between now and Sony, Austin or Alex?
>>341134693
So if he is not a self hating cuck then he is part of the degenerate horde. Either way he is an ideological enemy.
>>341134060
Don't kid yourself
www.giantbomb.com/forums/general-discussion-30/my-worst-moment-545740/
>>341134314
Take your 14 words and shove them up your ass.
>>341134670
Liking gangster hap and hyper violent shit was leftist until the tailend of Obama's first term when leftism became the status quo and inherited a lot of the authoritative bullshit that comes with it. Stop losing your mind over arbitrary American definitions.
>>341129096
who is austin
>>341134726
bye Austin
Ryan Davis please come back my man..... you were the only sane one, the only one keeping these guys from going full SJW...... why did you have to leave us................
>>341133735
Liberal does not automatically equal sjw. Plenty of people who are left leaning can laugh at off color stuff like Southpark because they see it for what it really is, harmless jokes.
>>341135079
dont even fucking call me that again
>>341134701
most people don't give a fuck or know about the political leanings of holywood directors
>>341134701
If you don't consume leftist media you're just left with FOX News and kitschy modern country music.
>>341134126
Fucking goddamn Alex never has anything of value to input, his voice is annoying, and yet he never shuts up.
Austin "PhD in Media Studies" Walker is a pseudo-intellectual SJW who I'm convinced browses thesaurus constantly to try and sound witty in his posts (Seeing as his verbal vocabulary seems to be normal if anything and sounds nothing like his written posts.) He was one of the worst hires Giant bomb has made.
Also it was funny watching Dan having almost shit all to say at the end of the Microsoft conference. He's dumb as rocks.
>>341134237
I'm not mad that they have different opinions, I'm mad that they have different opinions from themselves.
All of them loved Stick of Truth which has the exact same humor as this game, but they're mad for no reason.
>>341134938
Same thing with Twitch. They want to push all the chat into their website stream where the nazi mods there can keep a close eye on everyone.
>>341135138
>implying his wife didn't murder him the day after their wedding to collect the insurance and run
>>341135250
chill out nigger
>>341135265
Well I did know, and that's why I was able to spot the leftist rat that was skulking around in this thread playing the "le reddit logical centralist man voice of reason."
Knowledge is power.
>>341134701
>referring to Naomi "Mommyfu Goddess" Watts as a blonde girl
I'll slaughter you.
Alex and Austing are cancer
Dan and Vinny are fighting them
Brad is a bitch who holds his laugh because he doesn't want to offend the SJW's
Jeff is dead inside
>>341135438
>jeff is such a sjw that he paid ryan's wife to kill him in order to start the false rumor that ryan was a sjw as a way to help further the cause of sjwism
>>341135585
that groupthink
>>341135438
What did Ryan's waifu look like?
Was she qt?
>>341135250
chill out coon
>>341135583
Watch Twin Peaks, it's good stuff.
>>341134979
>www.giantbomb.com/forums/general-discussion-30/my-worst-moment-545740/
>apologizing for saying faggot to a wide audience, a ton of whom are gay in general or directly gay in SF right near their office
>SJW shit
this meme needs to end, he'd have died laughing at the Coon and made Jeff come with him, and probably apologize after, but he's an honest guy about comedy at the time of presentation
>>341135846
she was as fat as him
no
>>341133660
as opposed to being 40 and what?...
if i had chance to grow up without computers and delay becoming cynical and fed up with life til i was 40 to come here i'd be fucking over the moon. instead im 21 and im already wasting away on here. you're fucking stupid.
>>341135319
They've said at multiple points that they don't always like the South Park humour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RY0opa7hpI
Watch that.
>>341135726
I know Dan is not an SJW, but he's also an insufferable twat. He's cancer as well, as far as I'm concerned.
>>341135741
I've hardly heard a man more broken than Jeff on the podcast after Ryan's death.
>>341135585
It's like Chirst's Last Supper, except with a bunch of fags.
>>341135950
>watch the most casual reddit tier Lynch: it's good stuff
I've seen it all. The film is better no matter how many "muh coop" babies get triggered.
>>341135989
He wouldn't have done it if he saw Austin bitch and whine and pout as soon as the word "The Coon" was presented
Or do you think Ryan would have gone "HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING NIGGER, WHAT'S WRONG? THIS IF FUCKING HILARIOUS!!"
>>341135726
>Dan is borderline autistic and doesn't realize what he's saying is triggering Alex
>Vinny is talking about video games
>Brad is awkward as fuck, so who knows what he's thinking
>Jeff is talking about video games
>>341135319
people generally don't like when something makes fun of them, it's not hard to figure out
>>341135989
>he'd have died laughing at the Coon
Can't even tell if you're joking at this point. Nobody laughs at that shit, even people that like South Park. Do you think people just burst into laughter when someone says coon?
>austin grew up comfortably and went to college for many years and probably doesnt have a single black friend
the hell is this coon offended about
>>341135989
>Thinking you know how a dead man you've never met would react to anything
>>341136032
Dan is only not a SJW because he is too stupid to engage with politics on any level. He said he follows Trump on twitter just to laugh at because of how "LE CRAZY CARTOON MAN" the savior of our country apparently is.
>>341136185
Oh cool, yeah, Lost Highway is definitively my favorite. What's your job, 28 years old anon? How long have you been on 4chan?
>>341136187
dude that's what true grown-ups with real social skills do.
>>341136187
>He wouldn't have done it if he saw Austin bitch and whine
Ryan "She has a penitentiary body" Davis would have DIED laughing at the mere mention of "The Coon." Please consider trying to talk to somebody who is newer to GB about your blatant historical revisionism.
For the autismos in this thread, here's what happened in THE TRIGGERING
Alex: Initially not very triggered, sees black man being triggered, becomes triggered himself
Austin: Triggered beyond belief
Brad: Can't laugh because of the awkwardness Alex and Austin created, just wants the segment to be done with.
Dan: Can't laugh because of the awkwardness Alex and Austin created, just wants the segment to be done with.
Jeff: Unamused
Vinny: Can't laugh because of the awkwardness Alex and Austin created, just wants the segment to be done with.
Tried watching GBEast once never again. I miss Vinny :( So I guess Austin is the new Patrick?
>>341136324
It's funny because Cartman is an obnoxious little dipshit.
>>341136187
>>341136324
>>341136379
>Jeff is a huge SJW guys, he's dead inside now and they turned him
>almost bursts into laughter at "The Coon," covers his mouth because he's on Austin's side of the table
which one is reality
>>341136483
Inland Empire, Lost Highway and Fire Walk With Me are objectively the best Lynch kinos.
I am a retail manager and I have been on 4chan since 2008.
>>341136609
Yep, but worse.
>>341135585
>when they upload this to YouTube
>the comments
>>341136609
PS. Fuck Patrick
>>341132653
>ANTI SJWS ARE TRIGGERED BY SJW BEING TRIGGERED!
fuck off
>>341136541
I don't think Ryan would have laughed out loud at the word "Coon". I'm not trying to shit on you, but it's not that universally funny.
>>341136028
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT AUSTIN AND ALEX AUSTIN ARE RUINING EVERYTHING THEY DIDN'T LAUGH AT THE JEW THING AND WHEN JEFF DID HE SEEMED UNCOMFORTABLE GOD DAMN I HATE SJWS
Oh. Wait. Austin and Alex aren't here, and neither Jeff, Vinny, nor Brad are falling over themselves laughing at lame shit?
Damn.
>>341136567
This feels about right, but all in all the South Park segment was too long and not very funny to begin with. But the actual funny parts were killed by Austin
>>341136324
how funny it is is proportional to how much you hate sjws. if you are a normal person then it is not especially funny, if you are a hardcore anti-sjw then it is fucking fart your poop out hilarious
>>341135138
remember when ryan said faggot in an instinctive, natural way on a live stream? holy lel i didnt know he had it in him
Giant Bomb isn't SJW as a whole. It's just Austin and his presence in the room that make casual racism awkward.
That's the crux of having a black person on board who isn't cool. The correct response from him was just to laugh it up.
That's why Mary Kish is cool: Because she can see the humor of murdering prostitutes in GTA and not be like that boring broad at gamespot and go "Well, I think this violence towards women is incredibly problematic bla bla bla".
That's the real reason why SJW are so bad! They can't take a fucking joke and when they think that others take racism and violence incredibly serious as well, they insult me.
I had more problem with them joking about gay fish when they took a moment in the beginning of the stream to talk about the mass murdering of gay people. Fuck man even if it's a established joke that was just distasteful
Watching Alex get triggered at the mere sight of PC principal was fucking great. That character is SJW blackface at this point.
>>341136609
I feel like Patrick never really tried to push his political agenda as hard on the site. It's more a thing he did on his own on twitter.
Austin brings up his dumb shit all the time. Like he HAD to mention the Xbox conference that one of the dudes on stage was black.
>>341136958
>Giant Bomb isn't SJW as a whole
Damage control. Look at Jeff's gamergate article for fuck's sake.
>>341136958
People don't have to laugh it up at shit they don't think is funny just to put you at ease.
>>341135726
Dan tries to say the right things most of the time, his girlfriend is a SF pink hair too. He's literally a new city or new gf away from being a cool guy again
Vinny is old enough to realize he can't enjoy "non inclusive humor" in front of the GB guys.
Jeff is funny but is completely dead inside as you said, his moments are coming farther and farther apart now. It's kind of a dead website.
>>341136846
>I'm not trying to shit on you
This is a disagreement on an Anonymous website, friend. It's commonplace and I see no reason if you're from here why you'd be posting shit like this.
All I know is what i've seen Ryan Jeff and to other extents even Alex (back before Patrick mentally got to him,) Vinny, Drew, Dan, and likely many guests laugh at. Laughing at something edgy and outrageous even if it's not actually funny, for instance at a funeral, is entirely commonplace.
>>341135793
Jeff has to be thinking about what a huge fucking mistake it was to hire Austin. It's like they're in a constant state of tension waiting for the next thing that will offend him. At least with Alex Jeff is familiar enough with him to not give a shit about what he gets offended by,he has to treat Austin with kid gloves.
>>341137184
Not of they're a bunch of spastics, no
>>341136993
>a bad thing happened to gay people somewhere
>so any mention of gay people is off limits for a prescribed amount of time
>>341137123
Gamergate was just a mess for everyone involved, and if you're not under the very particular circumstances of being a reasonable person on 4chan you're never getting the full picture and seeing attention whoring idiots like Brianna Wu, Zoe Quinn and the half a dozen "alt right" clickbaiters for what they were.
if you want to be a part of this community, you better get on board, bubs.
>>341137170
Please compare
>>341136883
To
>>341136958
It wasn't strawman, it was precognition.
>>341137123
>Goobergater
>>341137463
>I CAN'T BELIEVE IT AUSTIN AND ALEX AUSTIN ARE RUINING EVERYTHING THEY DIDN'T LAUGH AT THE JEW THING AND WHEN JEFF DID HE SEEMED UNCOMFORTABLE GOD DAMN I HATE SJWS
>It wasn't strawman
>implying i dont just stick to quick looks on youtube
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>>341137332
>Jeff has to be thinking about what a huge fucking mistake it was to hire Austin
Nice projecting. Giant Bomb fans get so autistic when they're trying to protect their mental image of their e-celeb friends.
This is just like all the "OH SHIT JEFF IS SO FUCKING MAD AT PATRICK RIGHT NOW" shit you used to see over the live shows whenever a shit joke fell flat. Pure projection.
Alex is now 100% triggered on twitter.
>>341137450
alex is beginning to get mega triggered live on twitter right now
>>341137356
well. It's kinda different when Aisha Tyler takes a moment during the conference only to joke about how gay kanye is 5 min later. They even had Aisha go backstage when they brought up the coon.
Jeff puts up with the SJW nonsense because he's a fucking savvy buisnessman and know his industry is rotten with it and to go against that would lose him a lot of audience and connections.
His personal feelings on sjws are probably 'ambivalent' at best. http://jeff.zone/post/130444244836/jeff-what-does-girl-got-a-penitentiary-body#notes
>>341137123
Jeff is 100% right about GamerGate and anyone that isn't being intellectually dishonest knows it.
You know as well as I do that GG was always about politics and "Us VS SJW's". Don't even pretend otherwise.
>>341136958
she don't want to get harassed maybe why she's so fake.
>saying triggered to someone ever, ironically or not
how not to be taken seriously 101
>>341137307
>Laughing at something edgy and outrageous even if it's not actually funny, for instance at a funeral, is entirely commonplace
I've been to a few funerals and I'm pretty sure I never heard laughter at anything even remotely edgy or outrageous inside them.
>>341136958
The rest of the crew will probably always roll over and just let Austin have his way with things, daring not to ever risk offending him. Even during the last GotY discussions, they put up no resistance to Austin putting a game only he played on the overall Top Ten list. There was also another point where one of the crew members (I forgot who) called Cibele's story (pic related) shit in the most flowery way possible so that Austin doesn't get triggered.
>>341137687
It's not even projection, dude.
Austin loves to get offended and the atmosphere of the room focuses around him.
>>341137827
>was always about politics
How is that a bad thing? Politics are the most important thing in my life.
>>341137596
It was an accurate representation of arguments made before and after my post. I'm not sorry.
>http://web.archive.org/web/19990218043638/http://www.sonic.net/uglyfish/
>http://web.archive.org/web/19990218062228/http://www.sonic.net/uglyfish/ugly.html
fuckin ryan davis
>>341138139
Bro... I literally live for politics. SJWs live for politics and they need people to oppose them, and that's a life goal that I'm devoted to.
>>341137827
>legit think there's nothing wrong with a piggy chick blowing a guy to pay attn to her terrible game
>not thinking it's a prime example how incestuous the relationship between the gaming press and gaming
k.
>>341138119
Do you really think they'd have all been laughing at the coon jokes if Austin and Alex weren't in the room?
KEK
E
K
![tumblr_o69cvdI5hZ1u0r0dgo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QlmqKml.jpg "tumblr o69cvdI5hZ1u0r0dgo1 1280[1]")
>>341137123
Use common sense man. The knuckleheads that got the idea of using GamerGate as a platform just to harass women for being women are clearly ruining it for the movement.
It's the same as the SJW. Some might have had good intentions there, but the image of them are these triggered hambeasts who are completely devoid of humor.
Heh
>>341137812
I'll never get tired of all the tinfoil hat conspiracy theory headcanons that /pol/ types come up with to explain that their favorite liberal e-celebs are SECRETLY CONSERVATIVE JUST LIKE THEM. It's cute.
I'm so tired of having to think about SJWs and looking for SJW shit everywhere
Austin didnt say anything here that would have triggered you guys back in like 2008.
It's just cus u guys are invested in this retarded culture war. You don't have to watch this stream and be thinking about muh SJWs all the time.
F R E E Y O U R M I N D
>>341138308
It certainly wouldn't have been as tense as it was.
>>341138119
He's saying that people trying to guess what the crew is thinking is incredibly fucking stupid and just out for drama most of the time.
>>341138157
No it wasn't. It was an I AM SILLY style strawman in all caps. You're not convincing anyone otherwise.
>>341138298
Her free to play video game that had no profit whatsoever.
>>341138017
I've been to 3, and a cousin told me a joke at the first. Your natural reaction rather trumps a situation a majority of the time. Just this past friday, Billy Crystal recalled a story of Muhammed Ali himself telling him a joke at a funeral. I suppose for people who don't like comedy (usually due to moral objections to the current most popular comics) it would be difficult to understand. The way people who obviously do not understand cultures here seem to trumpet on and on (incorrectly) about cultures related to GB is almost as funny as watching the current news headlines instill that fleeting glimpse of cognitive dissonance in revisionists.
>>341138056
Pretty sure that was Jason and maybe Brad. Said it felt voyeuristic I think. Not sure why I remember it.
So am I alone in thinking that the "Coon" superhero thing was actually funny but everything else was unfunny as fuck?
also south park has been shit since 2011 and I'm not gonna support it just cus theyre on "my side" in the great SJW vs Autism culture war of the 2010s
>>341138343
person who has never made anyone laugh before
South Park writing is "unfunny". I'm sure Matt and Trey would be devastated if they knew who that twat was
watching ubi archive and holy shit, these faggots wont shut the fuck up durng the conference, no its not funny, just like your retarded "LULZ WEED U GUISEX DDD!!11" shit wasnt funny last night. god so terrible,
>>341138434
The room was noticeably triggered when THE COON was dropped.
I would have noticed it then as well as now.
There's nothing worse than people pretending South Park isn't on point because it either offends them or makes them the butt of the joke.
>>341138343
>>341138369
YOU PC BRAH?
>>341138434
I'm not invested in anything but you can't deny that when Austin started pouting and whining, everyone else had to awkwardly shut up to not get him triggered.
Then Dan tries saying he liked the show and both Austin and Alex just dismiss him right off the bat. Alex in a particularly obnoxious manner.
It's not a big deal, /v/ made it out to be a bigger deal than it was and so will the internet, but it was definitely there.
>>341138343
>Calmly explains his opnion
>TRIGGERED TRIGGERED TRIGGERED TRIGGERED
Do you guys ever realise why nobody takes you seriously?
>>341138635
It's like Vinny said, it's a shit game to view/play with a crowd. It's out of context.
The Coon is just a joke from the show anyway, hardly funny at this point.
>>341136958
>GB is afraid of dropping offensive jokes
>TBFP has to regularly cut out their 30 minute racist tirades so their podcasts are only slightly racist
>"I want white day."
>"When's white day?"
>"Every day."
>>341138654
>SJW
>not the height of autism
Being a feminist makes you a female autist.
>>341136958
>Jeff's reaction to gamergate
>Brad's reaction to Dragon's Crown female characters
>Vinny's reaction to Rachel from Ninja Gaiden
>Austin's reaction to fucking everything ever
>Alex "nu-male" Navarro
>Jason "I don't want to paint my babies room blue or pink because the baby should decide xir own gender" Oestreicher
> Drew's reaction to any hint of female sexuality in the MGS series
>Giant Bomb isn't SJW
fuck off and die.
>>341138815
>https://twitter.com/alex_navarro/status/742485479539363842
>a-actually it was the presentation
Do you?
>>341138815
you sound triggered
>>341138815
>being a SJW shill
If someone is a leftist then they are your enemy 100% of the time even if they aren't being openly offensive to you 100% of the time.
>>341138815
>Calmly explains his opnion
N O
O
>>341138574
>not understanding the concept of exposure
she was also begging for money donations in game
>>341138746
I don't think anybody besides Alex and Austin cared about the coon joke. It was more the whole gay fish thing that visibly upset Jeff for example.
>>341138725
I am surprised Giant Bomb actually has fans.
>>341138815
Funny because SJWs do this all the time. Just search for "anti-sjw" or "pol" and "triggered" in the archive and you'll see plenty of examples.
>>341138479
That's correct, but do you think that in that tense period Jeff was thinking negatively of Austin then you are deluded.
>>341138725
Are you the same guy that was complaining yesterday? Why are you watching this if you clearly don't like it?
>>341137596
Did you just criticize someone for using a strawman...
...by using a strawman?
>>341139162
It's almost like there's irrational and obnoxious people on both side of this debate.
I wonder if the gay fish is going to get shot by a Muslim.
Apart from the coon thing, I think one of the reasons that GB tend to be quiet around south park is because trey and matt have a very similar humor.
It's hard to be come off as cool taking jabs at the industry when the people you're talking over are taking jabs at the industry.
>>341139238
I literally quoted his strawman verbatim >>341136883
>>341138815
>The writing was bad!
It's such a blanket meaningless statement, if he didn't like the new season it has nothing to do with the writing and everything to do with who they were making fun of.
>>341139259
SJWs are objectively worse because they're intentionally deluding themselves.
>>341138517
I'm putting too much work into this, but let's go.
My post had elements of:
-Austin and Alex are SJWs the cause of the problem
-They created an atmosphere in which the rest of the Bomb crew were afraid to laugh authentically at jokes they thought were funny
You can't seriously tell me that...
>>341138056
>>341136958
>>341136567
don't mirror those sentiments exactly.
>>341138434
People weren't getting their triggered or flaunting their mental issues as publicly back then.
If they were, they were contained on livejournal.
>>341138959
>Drew's reaction to any hint of female sexuality in the MGS series
that's just because he's a closet homo and it makes him uncomfortable
>>341139259
yeah those anti-irrational people sure are irrational
oh wait
I come to /v/ for the first time in years to see what everyone has to say about e3 and half the threads on the front page are stupid autists whining about sjws and other culture war shit. I remember back in like 2008-2009 when e3 threads were fun and lighthearted. God, I'm so glad I'm not one of you nerds. Your lives must be so bleak.
this week is my first experience with GB.
jeff seems like the only guy i would like, the rest seem like bitter tired men.
>>341138959
>Not reacting positively to stupid looking female characters automaticly makes you an SJW
>>341139592
So he's hetrophobic?
>>341139452
>My post had elements of:
All caps I am silly strawman in order to discredit the actual argument
>You can't seriously tell me that...
>don't mirror those sentiments exactly.
They don't if you actually read them. You're not going to do that though.
>>341139679
shut the fuck up coon
Everyone is worried about the triggering, but I thought this moment was way more amusing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjFm3Ma2OuE
1:14:00
>Jeff laughing his ass off before realized he's punked
>Brad losing his shit
Brilliant
>>341139717
Jeff is actually chill.
The rest are retarded.
>>341139679
>I come to /v/ for the first time in years to see what everyone has to say about e3 and half the threads on the front page are stupid autists whining about sjws and other culture war shit.
Welcome to all video games circa 2016.
>>341139186
Thank you for letting me know what goes on in Jeff Gerstmann's mind.
>>341139259
le appeal to moderation
>>341139592
THIS.
The guy is still single, that's a big red flag. Drew is a goddamn catch and should have been fucking locked down by a woman by now.
His personality does not at all make me think he's a player so I doubt he's playing the field either
>the huge amount of people (during E3) flocking to say how much of an oldfag they are and to please stop talking about stuff which is a long shot statistical minority behind posts about videogames
Why even come here? What's the purpose, to get more people responding and talking about your inane bullshit? Are you mentally ill?
>>341138959
holy shit you sound fucking crazy
>>341139780
> They're stupid because they have big breasts
Shouldn't you avoid making such problematic statements? I'd hate for you to lose your cultbuddies.
>>341139679
>I remember back in like 2008-2009 when e3 threads were fun and lighthearted
Speaking relatively that was peace time. Being the targets of an overt cultural war changes things somewhat.
>>341139790
>>341139592
I think he's too much of a normie to dismiss that sexual content belongs in any video game.
If he didn't work for Giant Bomb, he'd be the sorta person to associate video games with Pac-Man.
>>341139883
figured as much.
the on the far right and far left seem like they smell like cheese ass
>>341139808
But I did read them. My all-capped post represented the same ideas in the posts I cited. Nothing about my representation was inauthentic except for the fact that I wrote in all-caps, and they did not.
>>341139679
the world is a vampire
everything went to shit after ryan died
>>341139679
>hurr
whoops there goes your supreme gentleman facade of intelligence on which you've built your unwarranted superiority complex
>>341139717
Vinny is great too. But yeah, Jeff is the best.
>>341139982
You sound like someone who derives pleasure from observing loved ones mid-coitus with people of a darker persuasion.
To all the SJWs trying to defend Giant Bomb: leave. We don't want you here. What Giant Bomb did today is inexcusable and you can go fuck yourselves if you're trying to defend them.
>>341139883
>Vinny
>Retarded
Honestly Jeff and Vinny have such great chemistry, I can't help but smile whenever they make jokes with each other.
And then one of the other un-funny fucks kill the vibe by jumping in and usually just making the same joke but worse.
>>341138878
>Wakka why does your job title say Grand Wizard?
>>341140118
>My all-capped post represented the same ideas in the posts I cited.
No?
"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT AUSTIN AND ALEX AUSTIN ARE RUINING EVERYTHING THEY DIDN'T LAUGH AT THE JEW THING AND WHEN JEFF DID HE SEEMED UNCOMFORTABLE GOD DAMN I HATE SJW" is not an accurate representation of what those posts said. It's an I AM SILLY style strawman in order to discredit people criticizing Giant Bomb.
Literally nothing you say will change that. Stop being disingenous and fuck off.
>>341139882
>everyone loves it and is impressed UNTIL the word 'coon' is said
classic SJW shit
>>341140231
>What Giant Bomb did today is inexcusable
SJW is that you?
>>341140285
we will always have the One TRUE endurance run.
I think Matt and Trey sort of realized halfway through bringing it up that "oh shit even for us we probably shoulda, waited or brought up something else WELL TOO LATE NOW" because he really stumbles when he gets to the
>gotta, you gotta bring the gay fishes mom to heaven uh
>>341139992
This is a good design according to you?
>>341137108
For all his faults, Patrick did legwork when no one else did anything. He was annoying but he did original content.
Austin is an "intellectual." He's that kid in class who wants to say something serious always.
>>341140231
how about everyone stops overreacting and continues on
>>341140231
Maybe just maybe the presentation wasn't that funny?
>>341140356
Actually, Jeff got angry the second he realized he got punked.
>>341140356
MUH PUNCHING DOWN
>>341139965
He's not single. Together with a lady.
>>341139882
>Comments are disabled for this video.
who would've thought? They sanitize their forums and now even their youtube video comments. They're just not fun people. This is not entertainment. What a shame
>>341140364
We have two anon.
Might re-watch the Deadly Premonition after E3
>watching archive
>that completely awkward silence after coon comes up
>>341139882
could someone make a webm out of that Austin reaction at 1:15:20, when the guy says coon for the first time?
it's priceless
pls anons
>>341140231
>people notice you're arguing using only strawmen
>create your own posts to reference that nobody from here would ever post (even ironically)
simply insane
>>341140461
He's said he was the kid who always had to be right about everything.
>>341140231
You probably don't even realise how incredibly stupid you sound.
>>341138878
Should I start watching TBFP. Never seen a single thing of theirs but GB is fucking dead and I have to let go some day.
What do you recommend I start with?
>>341139882
>comments are disabled
so brave
>>341140461
yeah, patrick is way better than austin. they're both annoying twerps, but austin seems to posture way more. at least patrick was unabashedly himself.
>If someone is a leftist then they are your enemy 100% of the time even if they aren't being openly offensive to you 100% of the time.
>thinking this attitude is any different to muh problematic developers/website/forum witch hunting
how is senpai stefan molyneuxs cum tasting desu
>>341139882
>people in these threads posting "Austin and Alex got triggered by coon and Jeff had to cover his mouth with his hand to hide his laughter"
>Watch it again
He looked fucking stern as shit.
>>341140337
Yes. I am ridiculing them and making them look silly. But I am doing it by taking their flimsy explanations for why Giant Bomb reacted to the South Park segment and applying it to a different situation in which their so-called explanations could not be applied.
Austin and Alex probably aren't the reason for Jeff, Brad, and Vinny's behavior if Jeff, Brad, and Vinny reacted similarly in a similar situation before Austin was hired and while Alex was in New York.
>>341140231
Stop false-flagging, SJW.
>>341140815
>YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS THEY ARE
ad nauseum
>>341140472
CULTURE WAR ANON, THEYRE TRYING TO KILL US, THEY TAKE AWAY OUR RIGHTS AND SELF ESTEEMSAY BY DAY, THEY WANNA CRIPPLE US FOR THE FINAL BLOW THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING INFOWARS.COM
>>341140589
Not as good.
For whatever reason both of them got emotionally invested in P4.
The journey from EP1 where jeff is dismissing it as anime BS to where he's legit upset that Nanako is in the hospital is magical.
>>341140801
both of them deserve to be shot in the fucking head by a muslim why they cry about how oppressed their murderer is because of his bigoted religion.
Anyone got a video of it already?
I didn't see it happen.
>>341140869
>I am ridiculing them and making them look silly. But I am doing it by taking their flimsy explanations for why Giant Bomb reacted to the South Park segment and applying it to a different situation in which their so-called explanations could not be applied
Thank you for admitting you were using a strawman
>>341139882
>this look Austin and Alex give eachother when the guy says coon for the first time
KEK
>>341140461
Does Austin even write much? It seems more like his job is to get "guest columnists" (i.e., personal friends of his) to make articles for the site, instead.
Which is funny because I'm pretty sure Jeff recently said on the podcast that they don't use freelancers.
>>341141001
W-Woah. So c-cool
>>341140815
This. The more you buy into the binary "US vs THEM" narrative, the easier it is for the actual "THEM" to treat you like a completely irrational piece of shit.
>>341140828
they heard the word "coon" and jeff immediately burst out laughing and stood up in his chair, but then he noticed that austin was upset and he put his hands up in the air and said "i'm sorry man, i'm sorry, i didn't mean it dude" and jeff stayed standing up in his chair for the rest of the show
>>341141068
*offended noises*
*whining*
*sighing*
*bitching*
Great stream. I love Giant Bomb. PC culture is the best!
>>341141068
watch a little bit before, austin sent a message to alex on his phone and alex reads it and looks at austin
they are pathetic
>>341140815
The difference is that SJWs are objectively wrong and destructive and the anti-SJWs fight for what is right.
The problem is the ideology, not the method. If leftism is to be destroyed then we need to fight with as much devotion as they do. We can never compromize.
>>341141068
evil scheming cunts
>>341139717
Jeff and Vinny are why people keep coming back
>>341141118
>GB announces freelance program
>Austin publicly writes that it "won't just be a platform for his twitter friends"
>second article in
>it's by a tranny
>the're twitter friends
>almost every single article has been a platform
>get warned and my post deleted for pointing it out
How did noone see this coming.
>>341140721
Each of the Best Friends have their own personality faults, but at least they're entertaining.
>>341141118
I fucking lol'd when that now deleted forum post showed basically nobody reads those guest articles.
Giant Bomb need to get it round their heads people are there to see chill dudes shoot the shit and play vidya.
They don't want political insights into gender politics in video games.
>>341141054
Strawmanning is misrepresenting an argument to make it easier to strike down.
I didn't misrepresent their arguments, I applied their logic to a comparable situation in which it clearly couldn't pass muster.
>>341141285
at least be subtle with your falseflag
>>341140801
Patrick tried to be loved too much, and he loved to jump on bandwagons, like the Spelunky thing and horror movies. He just didn't gel with the other guys, though, so he was the third wheel. Austin will end up the same way.
>>341141068
>Dan's dumb happy face during all this TRIGGERING
I love that autistic fuck sometimes.
>>341141185
>"US" vs. "THEM" is bad
>why, dad
>THEN "THEY" WIN
and then your son is homeless by 25
>>341141292
>we could totally use this for the next several months to shame gamers for being racists and virtue signal to all our silicon valley/bay area hipster friends! HAHA!
>>341140946
They took away their own self esteem.
I don't really know or give a shit about these cucks, but let's go down the list.
>Balding chinbeard trying to make up for the hairline with a shitty faux-beard. Also retarded.
>Bald chinbeard can't do up the buttons on his polo in a room full of neckbears. Probably retarded.
>Brad
>Jeff
>Skinny badposture cuck trying to make up for his lack of jawline with a neckbeard.
>Token not-quite-black man who gets offended at being a nigger.
Pretty shit.
>>341140721
Check out their "Sadness trilogy" starting with Heavy Rain, Indigo Prophecy, and Beyond Two Souls. Their mics used to suck shit, but they have an actual setup now. My personal favorite is the Barkley play-through, but I've been watching their LPs less and less now and just listening to the podcasts.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL57hJfweW_2t7KX-BKMwVbXfPWPBGy3ut
>>341141449
>oh you mean PC principle, I liked him!
>NO
>Ya the newest season was great!
>noooope, it was not
>>341140721
Their podcast has some actual video game talk in it but they're by no means perfect.
>>341141419
>Strawmanning is misrepresenting an argument to make it easier to strike down.
Which is exactly what you did.
>I didn't misrepresent their arguments
Yes you did. You literally admitted to ridiculing them and making them look silly by taking their posts and turning them into something else.
>>341138992
>IF YOU AINT WITH ME YOU'RE AGAINST ME
Jesus Christ Kill Yourself you fucking mongoloid
>>341141068
i actually can't stop laughing, fuck me lads, this is too muchDanny O'Dwyer is a Cuck
>>341141443
No, I am deadly serious. Protecting the white race is right. Destroying it is wrong. I say that without any irony or insincerity.
If we are going to survive then we need to defend as hard as they attack.
What is wrong with that?
>>341139882
>I KNOW
>>341141381
>"won't just be a platform for his twitter friends"
>won't just be
>just be
learn to read you fucking dumb anti-sjw
>>341141068
/pol/ and gamergate were right
>people that honestly believe giantbomb hasnt been ruined by SJW bullshit
if you need evidence just look at that coon section, see how awful and awkward everyone looks and feels and how terrible the content and vibe of the entire show has been dragged down because the 1 token black guy is in the corner being offended
>>341141404
>>341140721
Matt can have his SJW moments but really he's only as bad as Dan, who is the least SJW member of GB. Their playthroughs can be boring (I hate every single one they're doing except Deus Ex) but they're still real ish people.
>>341141552
>I stopped liking South Park last season...
>Why?
>Because it stopped being funny
>Why?
>Ugh... just shut up. You're just being gross now.
>>341141594
That's absolutely correct though. We are on defense right now. We are the ones being attacked. You either doing your best to prevent the attack or you are enabling it through inaction.
>>341141679
That dude isn't even black lol
>>341141679
Literally 10 minutes before they were having a funny riff at Wildlands.
I agree that that moment sucked, but saying Giant Bomb is ruined is a bit strong to me. They're still the best e-celebs around.
>>341141412
More detail plz. How many clicks did they get?
>>341140910
No anon, identity politics on 4chan are fucking killing funposting.
Just look how many people get unironically triggered when someone mentions the word reddit.
It's like a little light goes off in their head and they must leap to defend their precious 4chan even though no one was attacking it.
Wasn't the Coon a thing in South Park a long time ago?
I don't get the outrage
>>341141412
link/source
>>341141840
NO IT'S LITERALLY RUINED FOREVER AND ALWAYS YOU KEK
PICK A SIDE, CULTURE WAR CULTURE WAR
>>341141334
Brad is straight man, Jeff is lovable douchebag with heart of gold, Drew is cool guy, Dan is the Kramer of the gang, and Vinny is the fun uncle of the gang
Austin is the token black guy with no personality.
>>341141679
What coon section? Oh wait that thing that every single post in this thread has been about? Good thing you bring it up.
>>341141798
You're a walking sterotype
The reason GB is a bunch of spineless cucks is you can tell that hardly any of them actually believe the SJW bullshit and only toe the line because 'muh game journalist social circle'
I respect Austin and Klepeck more because they actually believe the nonsense in their heart.
>>341141886
it was like 5 years ago
expect moral outrage from the usual suspects in gaming journalism including your good pal Austin
>>341141449
I feel like Dan hates most of San Francisco but doesn't say outright on stream. So does Jeff.
>>341140721
no, you're about 3-4 years late, watch their old machinima stuff.
Am I the only one who thinks Alex was the only one triggered by The Coon? He tried to be Austin's white knight, protecting him from being triggered by telling him what The Coon was, and in doing so caused the awkward silence. If he hadn't said anything I don't think we would even be having this conversation.
>>341141885
We are on the brink of fucking extinction. If now isn't the time to get serious then when will that be?
>>341141934
And Alex is the autist that doesn't even exist on the show because why would you cast an entertainment black hole?
>>341142038
>Austin had to let Alex know to activate it by giving him that good side eye
I think you're right desu
>>341141789
I didn't notice the difference in reaction between Alex and Dan, but it's amazing.
Dan is such a fantastic addition to GB
https://youtu.be/cjFm3Ma2OuE?t=1h28m3s
>>341141848
it was like 1000 views per article when the average quicklook gets 50,000-100,000
Between this and the overwatch skin discussion 2 weeks ago I'm getting a little fed up with gbeasts shit. Get your fucking politics out of my video games I don't want to hear about them I play video games to escape.
>>341142129
White people are doing just fine, sorry you're still a cashier by 28.
>>341140407
It's fucking dumb and titillating and perfectly matches the entire concept of that game. If you could stop getting triggered by tits long enough you would just accept it and move on.
You don't have to like it, but to act like it's somehow shocking or doesn't belong in a game by the Itagaki is fucking stupid.
>>341141886
The only people outraged are soft faggots who get offended by everything.
>>341141934
Just look at how Jeff and Vinny carried that Wildlands joke, that basically sums it all up. I dont really mind most of the giant bombs though, those guys are just naturally funny.
>>341142085
Dan is very vocal about his dislike of the average San Fransisco residant.
Funniest thing is he gets shit for hating on people that go to Burning Man.
>>341141580
Ok, then. Let me break down my post, strip it of the stylistic framing, and see if what I come up with is what you might think is acceptable:
"Some people are arguing that Austin and Alex caused Jeff, Brad, and Vinny to feel uncomfortable and thus less likely to laugh at jokes they thought were funny.
How could this be if, in this video >>341136028
, Austin and Alex are not around, yet Jeff, Brad, and Vinny still don't laugh at race humor and seem pretty uncomfortable about it?"
Is this fine to you?
>>341142252
Poor Vinny... Trapped over there with THEM.
>>341142167
>Alex wasn't offended until Austin made eye contact and activated him, Manchurian Candidate style
>>341140910
Yes, threads about battlefield 1s marxist writer whos trying to erode european cultural history with his negro protagonist are just as bad as SJWs witch hunting for white nationalists on the Hatred developer team etc.
Both of those are horrible unfun culture war shit that isn't interesting and reek of autism because of how triggered they get about percieved symbolic shit in a video game. Both of them are embarrassing to look at.
>>341142129
>We are on the brink of fucking extinction. If now isn't the time to get serious then when will that be?
Jej anon... jej
>>341142120
I think people are blowing the coon thing way out of proportion. They thing they got most triggered by is the awkward gay fish joke in relation to the recent shootings. Look at Jeff's face during that part.
>>341141848
lowest was like 700 or something.
Only the regular GB forum users were reading the articles.
>>341142038
Jeff even explained as much in a recent podcast e-mail response that games journalism is just one giant incestuous friend group instead of actually being competing outlets.
>>341141778
Matt and Pat both do it in waves, and even Woolie got upset about God's of Egypt's casting choices. They're no Giant Bomb, but don't undersell it.
>>341142334
ELDER GOD TIER
Jeff
GOD TIER
Vinny
GREAT TIER
Brad (He's bad by himself but plays well off of Jeff and Vinny)
GOOD TIER
Jason > Drew
OK TIER
Rorie
OBNOXIOUS RETARD TIER
Dan
SANCTIMONIOUS TOOL TIER
Austin
FAGGOT TIER
Alex
>>341142271
>White people are doing just fine
You are either intentionally being deceptive out of some kind of political agenda or you are totally brainwashed.
>>341142571
>hating Dan
>>341142376
>>341142085
I love that Watch Dogs 2 takes place in San Francisco. See that guy with the selfie stick? You can murder him!
Imagine how many other annoying people you can murder in that game! It's gonna be fantastic!
>>341142430
Can you show me the time where they're uncomfortable? I'm not gonna watch the entire video.
>>341142696
Ubisoft games punish you for killing innocents.
>>341142571
Dan may be retarded but at least he stays out of this shit.
>>341142696
Can I impregnate the thick girl with a beanie and her soft tummy showing?
>>341142693
>Liking Dan
>>341142550
I'm pretty sure the shooter himself would have cringed at that had it been another person who committed those acts in Orlando, it's just bad timing and wasn't a funny episode anyway.
Austin is bad, but I feel like you guys are forgetting how insufferable Topkek was.
>>341142376
I love how vocal he is with his opinions, at least as much as he can be in this culture. A while ago he said on twitter that LOTR was dumb, and when people started replying with lectures about how saying things some people like is dumb makes them feel bad he said that was dumb too.
>>341140461
Yeah, even Patrick who probably really dislikes South Park, wouldn't go out of his way to make everyone else feel super uncomfortable during the showing.
>>341141118
He did the big article on the Neo, but i feel like Rorie and Drew handle a lot of heavy lifting on the site. I feel like the guest column idea was just something to keep Austin busy and doing something worthwhile, since Jeff and Brad actually know the industry.
>>341142790
They don't punish you THAT much.
>>341142216
Awesome. I have never clicken on one of them and I probably never will. Can't wait for all the GREAT guests Alex has invited this year...
>>341142571
>Jeff in Elder God tier
Are you trapped in 2009?
>>341142696
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>>341142696FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>>341142693
Dan is the meme member with zero substance outside of "DUDE LMAO". I liked him at first too but you come to realize that all he can do is sit quietly when legitimate discussion is happening, tell "LOOK HOW STUPID I AM" anecdotes, or drop the same 10 references over and over again.
>>341142571
>Brad and Rorie above Dan
Gonna have to disagree.
>>341142976
Jeff's bit on Wildlands today confirms he's right. I was laughing my ass off.
>>341142571
The only funny thing about Brad is his laugh.
>>341142721
It's right at the beginning. Shouldn't take more than a minute
>>341141068
>"Is the black guy OK with this?"
>"Shit he looks upset"
>"I should be upset too"
> "Wait what if he just doesn't get it and everyone likes it? Oh no then I won't be cool"
>"better explain it to him just incase"
>"Oh shit he does understand it, ok I just have to make a statement now."
BOY SOUTH PARK SURE SUCKS RITE?
>"Great job Alex, you will be the coolest boy in videos games now!"
>>341142928
>Canadian
every time
and this right here is why i decided to not watch giantbomb, im glad i only caught the xbox/ubisoft conferences. i'm definitely not going to be watching them during the sony one, because holy fuck that ubisoft was SO FUCKING AWKWARD. holy fuck. sjw as fuck, sour as fuck, triggered as fuck . lol man, what a shit show.
>>341142885
>>341142693
>hating the only person who enjoys video games on the site
Whew lad
Also, how else would we get this stuff?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZCa8E2xdUQ
>want to watch Sony keynote
>2am start time
>want to watch wrestlefest
>4am end time
Thanks America.
Say nice things about Austin Walker
>>341143143
I waited 2 minutes and nothing happened. Give me a specific timeline or don't bother.
>>341143338
At least he's not Patrick Klepek
>>341143292
To be fair the Ubisoft conference was a shit show so they had the right to be as down as they were on it.
>>341143338
He's not a coon.
>>341143338
He's not a nigger but he wants to be.
>>341141381
>implying anyone actually reads those articles
It's only a matter of time until they shitcan them.
>>341143338
Whitest black man I have ever seen, and I once met an albino.
>>341143292
Can you atleast use some capital letters so you look slightly less braindead?
>>341143338
He at least covers a niche in the crew by actually liking (some) Japanese stuff.
Wait until the next press conference before making another thread, IMO 2bh familia
>>341143095
That was too good, he and Vinny should just abandon Giant Bomb and do comedy gigs together.
>>341141381
>How did noone see this coming.
Everyone saw it coming. It's just that the only people who would see it as a negative left/got banned long ago.
>>341137827
I don't see why being against SJW is so bad after the Dragon's Crown "controversy" for example.
>>341131021
heh, you wish
>>341143338
D E B T
>>341143338
Jeff is blacker than he is.
>>341142696
I wonder if they cut off the profile mass murder stuff after the Kotaku butthurt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC83kY3rywE
>>341143338
he has very fair skin
Jeff :) -- :<
Austin :/ -- :[
Dan :D -- :^)
AUSTIN HAS SPOKEN.
https://twitter.com/austin_walker/status/742491539817910276
>>341143489
naw man, go rewatch that southpark segment and try to say they didnt completely ruin it and made the entire thing awkward as fuck
>>341143584
>crying about grammar while getting triggered over "our words" again
want to cry on twitter about it? make an angry blog post that a developer will later call out and make you look liek a complete fool?
You know these guys don't watch South Park if they don't recognize The Coon from a few years ago.
>>341142552
That forum has gone to shit. I hate the "community" the only time I interact with GB-people is on threads like these which is fine.
t b h i thought someone would freak out over cartman's hero persona being "the coon" way sooner. might as well be "the porchmonkey".
>>341141931
> being this triggered
Hilarious.
>>341143623
Oh god, Austin basically sucks in all of the oxygen from the room without knowing it.
can some coon make a new thread?
>>341143889
At least half of them did recognize it.
>>341141285
>If leftism is to be destroyed then we need to fight with as much devotion as they do. We can never compromize.
you cant make this shit up
i dont want fucking videogame forums to be about "destroying leftism" any more than I want every videogame related conversation to be about "queer identity and videogames".
If you guys ran a videogame website it would be 100x more annoying and self-righteous than polygon and kotaku could ever dream of.
>>341143623
I guess Austin's got his next 6 months of material lined up now.
>>341143338
At least he's white.
>>341144023
Nah, wait until the press conference in a hour.
>>341144032
>i dont want fucking videogame forums to be about "destroying leftism"
Then you are digging your own grave with a BBC in your mouth.
>>341143764
He's right though, except he was mildly offended. He can't hide it.
>I thought someone would freak out over Cartman being racist way sooner
I'm pretty sure they did just back then it was middle aged women while I was trying to relax and laugh at a cartoon that just so happened to contain societal commentary.
>>341143623
Austin was very clearly not just "bored" during that showing, bullshit.
>>341143338
He likes Gundam
>>341144023
I'll wait until we're almost on Sony's conference. Not worth making another since it will be 99% about The Coon and might just get mods on our asses.
>>341143623
Is Austin wrong though? The Coon joke is pretty shallow edgy humor.
>>341142085
There's a reason Jeff still commutes like 80 minutes or miles a day.
>>341143338
As seen in whenever one of them is out and Bakalar doesn't fill in, GBeast does not work nearly as well with only two people. He gels well with the Giant Bomb crew, and does a good job filling that third slot. 95% of the time he's not being triggered and is just as engaging as the rest of them. It might sound crazy, but I manage to not get triggered by him getting triggered in that other 5%.
>>341143623
IM BORED. THIS IS MFW I'M BORED.
>>341144371
I didn't care one way or another, but I disliked how Austin took the air out of the room. He wasn't "bored", he was offended and it was really obvious.
>>341143895
it's friendless dick riders and former interns that use the GB guys as a crutch for their lack of social circle.
They will puppet anything GB says and die on a hill to defend them.
The mods are basically the ones with the biggest power levels. Fags like myggen and Matt Pascual are also the worst.
It's hilarious that Matt Kessler who was the original GB butt boy back in 08 is now working for sony and has actually made something of himself and doesn't follow them as much these days.
>>341143623
>At their best Parker & Stone have dug into the structures & mechanisms of power to skewer and shine a light on the shitty people and worse ideas
So... exactly what they did in the last season?
It also seems like Austin doesn't get that half the joke about the Coon (who's considered a classic character by this point) is how daft Cartman is about it, similar to the scandalous "dad having sex with mom" bit.
>>341143425
I was talking about Brad mentioning the "Jew" Class 30 seconds in, but at around 7:30 Cartmann makes jokes about the Jew Class and a joke about the character being a white thief, and nobody in the bomb crew even chuckles.
HOLY FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU EASILY TRIGGERED RETARDS. Some guys thought a joke was lame and you guys are treating it like they made a ten hour podcast complaining about it. Fuck, move past it and talk about games you fucking children.
>>341144553
Oh man Kessler. I remember him. They'd rip into him pretty bad for his JRPG bullshit sometimes, lol.
And remember the old engineering team? Hardcore Dave! Coonce! Alexis! Those drunk Czechs!
>>341143338
He likes strategy games
He's not immediately turned off by anything Japanesey
He's willing to give stuff a try and not be super dismissive
His humor can flow pretty well with Vinny and Jeffy B
>>341144794
lmao shut up coon
>>341144794
>talk about games you fucking children.
You must be new here.
>>341144371
I don't get why people don't expect shallow humour from a show that has a literal talking turd as a main character.
Sometimes South Park is witty and incisive. Sometimes it's just dumb and crass.
It can be both.
>>341144691
They literally didn't say a word while the video was playing, dude.
>>341144503
I'm glad you know how he feels
Call the joke lame but GB crew has laughed at dumber shit all the time.
>>341143338
I like the fact that he makes it easier to make fun of Giant Bomb.
>>341139679
>I remember back when vidya wasn't a culture war people weren't arguing about the culture war
You don't say.
>>341144819
uh, kinda? dave and alexis were on stream and in video sometimes and seemed to actually care about games.
The others though were just forgettable nobodies who took up screen space during happy hour.
>>341144947
austin and alex like south park when they're making fun of trump and racists, but hate south park when they're making fun out of upper middle class sjw's (like them)
>>341145167
Come on, man. Look at his face. He's not bored.
>>341137812
>Jeff puts up with the SJW nonsense because he's a fucking savvy buisnessman and know his industry is rotten with it and to go against that would lose him a lot of audience and connections.
Jeff is the front man of the group, so he can't afford to alienate anyone. He's the only one who goes to EA Judging and a lot of the events. He also has his "newscaster hat" which you can see in the interview with the producer of Destiny. The degree to which he he is holding back is hilarious.
>>341144371
i don't think it is the funniest joke ever, but it is funnier when you think of it in the context of cartman choosing it to be his superhero persona.
everything cartman says is inflammatory. he calls kyle a jew, he calls his mom a bitch, he calls you a douchebag. it is in his character to take a typical superhero naming convention and come out with an offensive name.
but yeah, it isn't funny in a "LOL DID THEY JUST SAY COON?!" way.
>>341145187
>>341145187
Vidya has always been about petty 'war' bullshit. Look at console wars.
>>341144591
the designer was the one that was talk about the coon though. it wasn't reintroduced as that. it was just a dude on stage calling cartman "the coon"
>>341143715
>PhD in media studies
Great choice there
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