It's Ubisoft time.
Let's make a bet right here, right now. How much VR shit will we have to wade through?
A) None
B) 20% of the conference or less
C) Between 20% and 50% of the conference
D) More than 50% of the conference
I'm going with C.
C
This is gonna be the worst conference of them all. I can already tell.
I love Ubisoft conferences.
C but I wouldn't be that surprised with D either
Can't wait to see people enthusiastically performing stage theatrics to show us their enjoyment of VR
Someone post the stream URL and I'm not talking about a link to the website.
>>341097348
rivalvideogamewebsite.comhttp://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016pressubisoft_1_1400@46333
>>341097348
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/gbe32016pressubisoft_1_1400@46333
Here you go, champ.
>>341097512
Why does GB have such great URLs?
Here we go. This is gonna suck.
ready for girl wood and memes?
Man, I don't think I give a single shit about anything that Ubisoft has announced.
All I want is an UbiArt game.
>>341098172
I like Alisha Tyler. It's a shame she has to work with such shit material.
>>341097552
How do you find these?
First twinkies now pringles.
Austin Walker is for ______.
>>341098646
Inspect -> Network -> Whichever source looks like the video title.
>>341098879
lynching
>>341098646
f12
>>341098879
building gunpla!!
>>341099015
Austin Walker is whiter than all of Minnesota.
I have literally never come across a whiter "black" man in all my life.
The fuck is this stupid running gag with Dan offering Austin something and him saying no?
>>341099464
Austin Walker makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X
>>341099464
He chooses what he is depending on the circumstances of the argument he wants to make
Man, the conferences have been such shit this year. Even not knowing about the leaks there's still only been like two big games announced that weren't obviously going to happen..
>Microsoft press conference
>Dan has two cans of soda
>Less than two hours later, Ubisoft press conference
>Dan has two completely different cans of soda
He's not actually drinking these, is he? This is just some sort of twisted joke, it has to be.
Austin has some big as titties.
>Conviction is the only Splinter Cell game Dan liked
Sasuga retard.
>it's a "Conviction was the only good one" episode
R E T A R D
>watchdog 2's developers
>>341100210
It's almost like you don't watch any other GB content. Dan is practically the physical manifestation of diabetes.
>>341100210
Dan drinks assloads of soda.
>>341099849
I'm enjoying it.
>>341099894
lel yes. i hate him and his brother. and his current wife is white, ex-wife was black.
>>341100516
She's a qt.
>>341100516
Dear Diary: Today, I have fallen in love
>>341096318
only gonna watch it to see brad flip his shit over the grow home sequel. Ubisoft is the worst conference every year
>>341100516
The perfect blend of Asian and Black.
Does anyone have a bingo for ubisoft?
>>341100000
and that's why I hate him and his kind so much. They pick which unprivileged thing applies to them at times while riding on those same characteristics at others.
>>341100210
Some Americans, and Germans and Brits and tons of other people around the worlddo that
>>341100892
I'm gonna watch it to see Jeff lose his mind, as always happens.
>>341101219
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>341101378
>they havent changed it from weed3 to we3d
come on guys
>>341100000
nice quints
what time is the live show tonight? like 0230 UTC?
What was their reaction to that hilariously pathetic FF15 show?
>>341101948
They thought it looked bad, but the game looked good based on other footage they had seen.
>>341101535
Weed 3 just sounds too right.
Did anyone else catch when Austin had to bring up black person and women at Microsofts conference. Jesus fuck.
>>341102203
brought a hivemind groan around here back then
>>341102203
Yeah, I saw that. Well within his character as Fatrick Klepek.
For the record, I like him and he's a fun addition to GBeast. But he is very much Fatrick Klepek
>>341102094
It plays fucking awful though.
Who is that semen demon on the gamespot show?
When are they coming back I can't take this youtube stream anymore
>>341102779
They've been on for 30 minutes
>>341102203
He's not watching for the games, he's watching for the diversity quotas.
WE WUZ HACKERS N SHIIIIIEEETTT
>>341102203
DID WE EVER!
>>341056602
Read this post and the posts below for a fun time.
>>341102894
this youtube site blows it doesn't have the new stream
>>341103229
rofl hahah!!!!!!!!!!
>>341102897
His way of saying "lady" and "black dude" makes me think of a youth pastor sitting backwards in a chair.
He clearly knows what he's saying will be received poorly.
>>341103523
http://www.giantbomb.com/chat/
>>341103523
yes it does
>>341103542
Go to bed Austin.
GENTRIFICATION RIGHT GUYS
>Jeff is more like a black man than Austin
OFF TO A GREAT START
Commemorating the death of Freddy "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince" Mercury
What the actual fuck
o boy
>dont stop me now
I should just minimize the stream and enjoy the song
Wow, 0-to-cringe in .0001 seconds
yay videogames!
>hidden bellybutton
>shaved armpits
What's the point?
>>341103924
Jeff is more black than most black dudes
He is really into rap, video games, and has parties in abandoned houses with hoodlums with drugs and guns
>>341103808
On the Drive, Danny said he wanted to shoot all the gentrification white boys on behalf of blacks.
Jeff grunted.
I hope ISIS members end up running on stage covered in C4
is that geofreey from toys r us?
This is the frenchest shit ever.
>>341103924
Austin is the whitest black guy on the planet.
>>341104590
yes
#girlwood
losing my shit
#GIRLWOOD
muh dick
ASSICAL
TRAINE
watch as austin is the only one that will laugh at aisha
Dumb fucker shot up the wrong gay nightclub judging by this.
Austin is so fucking happy Aisha is there. Jesus christ, could he be any more subtle.
Is this really a smart thing to say with a fucking giraffe next to you?
What happened?
time for mems
>>341096318
oh look they are doing this shit
AWK-WAAAAAAARD
GUYS GAY PEOPLE DIED STOP THE SHOW
ubisoft confirm for fag
>>341105153
A Muslim killed a bunch of people in a gay club
The whole world is shaking their heads at your gun laws.
>nx
wat
>nx
they said the thing!
>>341105153
ISIS inspired man shot up a gay bar
And that got me thinking, all the people in the bar died that night just because they were gay. Think about it, all they had to do was not be gay, and they wouldn't have gotten shot.
>>341105512
confirms nintendo going for 3rd party support with ubisoft at least
I took my monthly shower a week ago, fuck off. Austin, stop sucking Aisha's dick.
>mfw my mum walked in while those dancers were on
Jesus christ just kill me.
>>341105445
cuck off
LOL SASSY BLACK WOMAN
I'm glad that someone is still doing this terrible cringey shit. Microsoft was far too competent this year.
>>341103572
I love how he was smiling like a child on Christmas. He was so legitimately happy he saw a black dude and a lady.
Did she get a nosejob? She looks different somehow.
LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>341105758
Simply making it just a little bit harder to just up and buy a gun would help a lot but nope.
Frogs on suicide watch
>>341105898
Different wig
>>341105445
ayo eat a dick, nigguh
#girlwood
us gamer gurls am I rite?
No like I'd fug her just because she voices Lana
>>341105898
Now that you mention it... Might be the lighting.
Would Aisha be into watersports?
>>341105898
she's way darker
>>341106058
Paris
>wood
hahahahahahahaha
>>341105705
on the wii they dumped a load of shit throughout the whole gen.
see: rabbids and all the hilarious quick looks of gameshows like jeopardy, family feud, the wheel, price is right
MIND FUCKING BLOWN
>>341106058
go watch pierre fuck you're wife frenchy
>FUCK
>>341106485
yeah
pretty sure wii got just dance 2016 too
I hope Vivendi puts a stop to this bullshit when they get around to buying out Ubisoft.
>>341106370
I bet she's into gentle femdom and bdsm.
>alex shilling for the nigra
kek, such a nu-beta male
>>341106192
Fuck off you filthy normalfag
>>341106058
>Simply making it just a little bit harder for muslims to get in the country would help a lot but nope.
>>341106476
>>341106576
Oh right, that was also just one guy who decided to go and buy a gun.
Why isn't austin getting triggered about hispanic racism?
>>341106759
how dumb are you nigger?
is austin going to get triggered by this?
>camera pans back
>HOLY SHIT IT'S ACTUALLY ONLINE
everytime
What does using cocaine feel like?
>>341107009
He's already making drafts on his twitter account, but just like Alex he's a coward and waits for Jeff to walk away before expressing his opinions.
>>341106726
my heart is fluttering. we're about the same height too.it's better when the girl you're with is taller than you though she wouldn't be bad
>>341107241
bags of sand
>>341106958
Have another (you) my friend.
>>341107137
worst meme trope, it's so overplayed
>>341107241
an immediate rush and a feeling that you can do whatever you want
Lead by the vicious El Sweaty
Austin: *siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*
not sure that's the right twitter
https://twitter.com/omegacaeli
kinda off-topic but what did microsoft announce? all i see in the catalog are custom controllers and the new slim console.
>>341107641
woof
>>341107751
scorpion with bullshit promised native 4k
>swear word lol so edgy and mature
this is getting on my nerves
wait didnt the division already come out
>>341107898
the S has native 4k video
>>341108015
Do you play video games by braille?
Fucking kill me
>no one says nigger or fag in dialogue
how fake can this be
Why does Ubi keep doing this fake-voicechat shit in their co-op presentations? They have to know no one fucking likes it.
Not even my autistic ARMA 3 group sounds this bad.
>>341108308
At least it's not live this year.
this is so fucking cringeworthy, fuck Ubishit
>>341108020
For movies, not games.
>>341108290
*unsheathes katana*
h-here i go
>>341108308
They know people like it ironically
The player characters look so stiff and robotic.
>>341108308
Because its a "hashtag meme"
Where's Rorie?
>>341108263
its all the same shit to me
>its a tom clancy episode
Oh, Jeff...
>'listening to....'
alex was about to say something racist but he stopped at the last second
Is this the whole game? Boring as fuck
>>341108484
yeah and w/e apps that support 4k as well. cheapest 4k bluray player on the market so its a good deal.
This
>you take the one on the left
>ill take the one on the right
thing got boring by MW2
>>341108308
>Hey, hold up. We can take that point, but there's a bastion in the way
>Oh geeze, how can we...
>*lady voice* Hey, did you say you needed a genji?
Where's Havoc?
God damn it. Why aren't Jeff and Vinny together forever? This is when GB is at its best.
>>341108618
Dead hopefully.
>>341108573
Did you say "meme"?
>>341108695
Fondling some dog in the street
>>341108464
I think I've sat through enough Ubi conferences that I no longer feel cringe. It's like I'm beyond it and I just die a little faster or glaze over.
At least it's better with Jeff.
>>341108618
Still on the run.
>Austin ruining the joke
Austin please.
>jeff
thank god this would be so fucking bad otherwise
I really can't stop laughing at this shit
>>341107253
Did Austin ever actually write about how much the Witness triggers him like he said he was going to do?
"Shut the fuck up" - Jeff to Austin, 2016
>>341108661
>Tom Clancy's
ftfy
I love trucker Jeff.
I'm laughing so fucking hard, holy shit.
Talk about nightmare fuel
>>341109028
this
fucking unfunny faggot, let jeff do his thing
Austin shut the fuck up you are not funny
>fat nigger trying to join a skit with Vinny and Jeff
Fuck off m8.
HATE AUSTIN
I like Austin
yes, but is it any of this real ingame graphics?
>>341096318
>comparing this to mgsv single player stealth
the fuck
could someone tell this dumb nigger that he's not even remotely as funny as he thinks he is
CRIME
>>341109606
>dan
stealth
Oh boy.
>>341109581
I actually tested the game a few months ago and it looked nothing like that. It didn't look close to finished at all.
That was pretty good.
>>341109606
yeah, what the fuck was he even on about, game looks nothing like mgs
Oh man did Ubi just do something actually incredible?
>>341109792
Fuck yeah South Park.
ok they got me
Oh shizzle new south pizzle gizzle?
Ah you got me good Matt and Trey
Austin triggered
>>341096318
AUSTINS FUCKING FACE WHEN HE SAID THE COON
OH GOD
>jeff has to cover his mouth so he doesn't laugh at "the coon"
AUSTIN STATUS: TRIGGERED
THANKS SOUTH PARK
holy shit fuck off austin
AHAHAAHAHHAHAHA AUSTIN
FUCK AUSTIN HOLY FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP
Jesus Christ, Austin.
Not everything is racist, you fucking sperg.
lol austin can't handle it
>the COON
TOP KEK
>'I know'
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>austin getting triggered
Does he think he's black or something?
>The Coon
>Austin's face
JUST
>Austin already getting triggered
I want nothing more in life than to stare Austin Walker right in the eyes and call him "boy".
Fucking hell Austin you're 5% black.
They got new mics, good for them
>>341110216
That literally is a joke about coon though
"Every town needs a Coon"
Wasn't Austin the guy who got triggered over the term "mechanical apartheid"?
>>341110295
*breath in*
boi
T R I G G E R E D
Austin's still looking a bit shaken
Was the first one of these any good?
why is the audio so bad?
TRIGGERED
austin looks sad
Most awkward E3 presentation ever
>>341110357
Exactly. It's a joke.
>>341110543
SOUTH PARK RPG MAKE UP YO OWN MIND
>Jimmy is the flash
Holarious
>Austin's fucking face
>>341110594
Fuck Austin
>DURR ITS NOT FUNNY I'M NOT LAUGHING THIS IS MY SERIOUS FACE
>this game will get 2/5 stars at GB
TOP KEK
COONED
>>341110543
of course it was, it was great and everyone at GB loved it, not any more KEK, now they're gonna shit on it because muh coon
>>341096318
TRIGGERING
>>341110594
>[USE OF COON INTENSIFIES]
Poor Austin, hes the butt of every joke on South Park.
>>341110436
yee
HAHAHAHA
Fucking look at him!
>the atmosphere right now
OH I AM LAFFIN
MUTHAFUCKING GAY FISH
>>341110895
ALL OF GB IS SHOOK
ahahahaha my fucking sides
everyone is dead faced and triggered as fuck
Pffft, Jesus Austin, get a sense of humor
>>341110710
>The entire crew is so triggered right now.
>Gays
>coon jokes
>trans jokes
They can't handle it
Trey packing on the pounds, I see.
>>341110789
South Park still making people mad in 2016. Based.
jesus just fucking destroying kanye right now
Aw shit
TRIGGERING
gay jokes oh no
