UBISOFT E3 CONFERENCE IN 40 MINUTES
WHO'S READY FOR SOME PRIME MEMES
#girlwood
Yeah, this pc gaming show really stinks
NEW RAYMAN PLS
>>341094169
Southpark game please
what would it take for you to buy the next assassin's creed?
>>341094169
will she BTFO the manlets
A HUMAN LIFE-SIZE MEME
COME ON RAYMAN 4
>>341094918
i honestly have no idea. it'd have to be something mindblowing
will they bring back Laser Tag and Mr Cocaine?
>#girlwood
So, is it just a psychology meme or are women REALLY jealous because they don't have a dick?A friend of mine almost cried saying that in a drunk confession once and it made me wonder since then
you mean 9 minutes?
http://www.e3countdown.com/
Please announce beyond good and evil 2
>>341095406
They moved it 30 minutes earlier?
>>341095346
what was his problem?
how will they top the meme man from last year?
>>341094918
if I got to fuck every chinese girl on this planet I would buy it
yes, ALL OF THEM
I want to fuck Aisha.
She's probably the only good presenter at all E3.
#WHOLEFTTHECHRISTMASLIGHTSONINTHEAPOCALYPSE?
>>341095951
This. Ubisoft conferences have bad games but they are the most entertaining presentation-wise.
>>341096203
Laugh at this fag, he likes Mr Caffiene
>>341094918
Nothing. The series is dead shit.Actually if they make a better pirates game I'd consider that.
>>341094918
They reboot the series somehow to bring Desmond back. Ever since he died shit has gone downhill, story is awful, and forced sjw shit in it
>>341094918
make it like 2
cut the modern shit or limit it as much as possible
>>341095951
>Good
If by good you mean "not complete shit" then yes. She's less funny than that one bitch comedian.
twitch tv/ubisoft
I WILL CLING TO THE POSSIBILITY
>PRINCE OF PERSIA
>3D RAYMAN
>BEYOND GOOD & EVIL
Save us Ubisoft.
There's been hardly any cringe or good games, at least give us cringe.
>>341097109
>BEYOND GOOD & EVIL
never ever
>>341095838
Not enough memes
It started maybe
>>341097207
what?
theres been alot of good games so far
hahaha
>>341097558
30 mins
ALL I WANT IS A OPEN FOR HONOR BETA
>>341098081
The ubisoft pre-show started on their twitch stream
>>341097840
There was a HoMM7?
Mr lispy black guy is a fucking awful presenter
Expecting the nigger show
>>341094169
Will the memes be as dank as last year? Will they be as real?
They can,t use the girlwood joke again, can they?
They must realize how stale it is, right?
This pre-stream is really fucking cringy
>>341094169
WHERE IS UBISOFTIQUA???
I-is it true? do you really have it all figured out once you turn 30?
Im going on 21 and i still dont know shit
>tfw 30 and it's nothing like that for me
I just wanted to enjoy E3
Wow, the worst conference.
Sony can't come fast enough.
I'm almost 30 and NEET.
>>341094918
Impossible. Asscreed is a garbage series.
Same goes for Far Cry and Watch Dogs
>>341099036
I'm 26 almost and haven't figured out how to even read analog clocks yet let alone what to do with my life.
>>341099036
No. Life gets progresively worse and confusing as you become older.
>>341095350
I wish I had a dick, anon. I think about it every month. ;_;
>>341099568
Post feet
>>341099046
>tfw 29 and literally muted the stream
oh my god shut the fuck up
>>341097109
>Beyood good and evil
Revealed at NX reveal for launch
>>341099046
>wanting to enjoy E3
What the hell is wrong with you? Why aren't you doing a job and/or fathering children but instead spend your time in man-child hobbies.
>>341094918
10 coupons for blowjobs from #girlwood.
OBIEZOFT
>>341099709
5'2'' :^)
POST THE FUCKING STREAM
>>341097775
Not him but i agree
except the majority of those games are shit from past years, like dishonored and sea of theives which im excited for
As far as actual NEWLY revealed games? Absolutely nothing good
>mfw Vivendi take over Ubisoft's E3 conference halfway through
its fucking you-bee-soft
Anybody who says it different is a faggot. Fact.
>>341095350
It's a meme amongst girls to envy dicks. Makes sense, as vaginas are disgusting holes and women have been conditioned for centuries to suck, coddle, and take poundings wherever a dick pleased
>you'll never be a short person and have a tall amazon like Aisha Tyler step on your face with her big chocolate feet
>>341100124
I think it's "yoo-bee-shit who only make trash games"
I'm not even going to waste my time watching this shit, but I'll wait for Rushnerd's E3 video to see how awful it was.
>Ghost recon
Wait what
>>341094169
>tall
>wears high heels
Way to crush the manlet's ego
IM STUCK AT WORK HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK.
yo we need a fucking sticky
who else is skipping the pc conference?
Link to the stream?
>The Division
http://githyp.com/the-divisions-player-count-has-dropped-93-percent-since-launch/
>>341100654
Me, it's pure shit
Any chance they announce a new Splinter Cell ?
>IGN seriously wants a Beyond Good and Evil 2 by modern Ubisoft
Let it be a fond memory.
>>341100481
It was announced last year.
>>341100654
Yeah, it's always a glorified chat show with mainly scraps from the other conferences. It's not like Half Life 3 will ever be revealed there.
Who is that black guy with the ultra lisp?
I hope for some rayman action
Any news on if Serious Sam VR was the only Serious Sam game they'll show or if they will show Serious Sam 4?
I need to shit but I don't want to miss anything, what should I do?
>>341100654
Here but in their thread, I enjoy watching them sperg out and spam anti-console memes and Gabe Newell porn.
>>341094169
I wonder who they'll get to sing and dance this time.
Origins and Legends are good, but I would fucking nut in my pants for a Rayman 3D platformer like Rayman 2.
That nigger presentator has a annoying lisp.
>literally showing a twitch whore
ALL THIS SHIT BETTER BE IN THE CRINGE MONTAGE
>more aisha
>more maymays
>more empty open world games
>random preshow youtube videos
>mfw
> I love blacklist
I need to get off IGN's wild ride. What stream are you watching?
>>341099798
you are still too young to understand. don't worry, it will hit you too and then you will remember us.
>>341094918
Full-length game taking place in India and let me wear a turban
>>341094918
True open world like Mount & Blade, with assassinations and sabotage instead of open battles. Deep character customization in the vain of Unity, with more depths and detail. Designed with minimum UI in mind
they're gonna spend half the conference on wildlands, the division, and watch dogs 2
just give me one cool announcement
please
>>341094169
JESUS CHRIST KILL THIS FUCKING ANNOUNCER
HIS VOICE IS KILLING ME
THIS IS ASS AND ITS SHITTING ALL OVER ME
>that guy freaking out over shooting things in the division.
Fucking MGS2 did that 15 years ago.
>>341101931
and designated shitting streets mechanics
>>341094918
>>341101931
LET ME POO IN LOO
Where can I watch
Chad looks like a fag
LTIERALLY CHAD
"Ubisoft you have fucked up so many games"
That's the best they can find?
>>341094169
GOD, SHE IS SOOO FUCKING HOT TO ME!
>>341102205
did your parents ever have a child who lived?
>>341102072
It's Ubisoft
They literally couldn't make a good game if their life depended on it
>>341102103
I'd buy it
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>341102314
Rayman
>>341102205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyvHLbvVnog
is that a fucking tranny
>>341102314
They were a really good studio back in the 90's. Where the fuck did it all go wrong?
chad alert
Is Ubisoft the most out of touch dev ever?
not a single minute in and already cringing hard
NIGGA JUST DROPPED AN F BOMB
Please don't let Rayman be dead.
Although last year would've been ideal for another one since it was the 20 year anniversary.
NO MORE HEROES 3
PULL THE TRIGGER
PRINCE OF PERSIA REBOOT CONFIRMED
>>341102462
Inshallah brother
Looking forward to this lads
>Kut-Ku=/v/
>Quropeco=Ubisoft>Devil Jho=Beyond Good and Evil 2
>>341102576
They still manage to get good sales figures because they make good TV ads that have nothing to do with the game
see far cry, ass creed, watch dogs
all it takes to sell games to normie retards
100 bucks says next ASS-creed will have dindu protagonist
IT'S TIME
POST AISHA
PLEASE START ON TIME
>>341102524
WUZ
One question, why is ijustine still something that exists? Why does anyone care about her opinion? Her claim to fame was recording herself getting a big ass bill from AT&T when the iPhone first came out, and now she's rubbing shoulders with video game developers. How did this happen?
Why is everyone involved with this such a fucking faggot
Like could they sound anymore cringey and retarded?
I hate this, who are they trying to appeal to?
The faggots like that guy who was freaking out because they actually made things shootable?
You know, like tons of other games did years ago?
I dont even know why I'm watching this.
They dont make anything I like.but then again I am sort of interested in For Honor
>>341102891
gross
>>341094918
Ninjas and/or samurai
>>341102891
I'd tongue dart her fart box
Where's da stickty
Bingo card where?
>>341102576
No, it's the gamers who are wrong
EBIN MAYMAY
>>341102891
She was in Friends, right?
>le vr mone
I hope we get an extended Just Dance segment at around the 50 minute mark, need to fix up some food
>>341102961
>
its a woman talking about le geek culture in youtube, so figure that one out
>>341102916
>>341102918
HACKERZ
>>341102891
I think if I was drunk enough I'd be willing to fuck her a bit
Ubisoft being a bunch of fruits as usual
>>341103024
>I hate this, who are they trying to appeal to?
Shareholders.
>>341094169
Look at that manlet
Why is he so tiny
Why
>>341102961
I thought she was famous for being shit at Portal 2 and having /v/ rage at her?
Where's the sticky? The PC gaming show is garbage.
#GIRLWOOD
fucking black people everywhere
STICKY
WHERE
>>341102891
I bet she sucks dick like a gorilla.
what did he mean by this
>>341103245
FUCKING CHAD
Why does Ubisoft hate Rayman?
>celebs
oh fuck nooooooo
>dat lisp
>>341103345
what
WOOOO
CONSPIRACY THEORY
Ubisoft orchestrated the Florida gay bar shootings to bring attention to the Watchdogs 2 gay MC
Discuss.
>CHAD
soon
Is the guy with the hat faping kek
Where's the stream? I only see the PC conference
WHERE IS THE STICKY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE PISS OFF CHADD
>>341094169
God, Aisha Tyler is such a cunt. She's 6'0" so it should be illegal for her to wear six inch heels
>>341102891
I want her to step on me
>chad
heres your first meme lads
holy fuck that guy in the pink with the vest is fucking cringe
Something tells me Chad is a hired actor.
FUCKING MODS STICKY
>LE UNNECESSARY SWEARING XD
FUCK OFF
>>341103228
You don't appeal to shareholders by paying tons of money on retarded presentations full of filler shit
>Chad
Meme this faggot to death
>>341103196
>Not HAKAZ
N SHEIT
These two fuckers are the worst two commentators ive ever seen
>>341103487
Looks like the wii battery fag from 2010
>>341103417
>>341103417
so he is a KANGZ and gay?
that is not going to fly with niggers
please stop this fucking preshow
>>341103345
how do you know how a gorilla sucks dick anon?
I fucking hate niggerbitch and wish she would fucking die.
>>341094918
Kill the dumb niggerbitch live on stage
>>341103448
ok manlet
>>341103136
yeah, she was ross' palaeontologist girlfriend at some point I think
>>341103228
So they treat their shareholders like mindless idiots and memesters?
Please bring him back
Chad get out REEEEEEEEE
this is not funny, hurry the fuck up
WEW LADZ
Fractured But Whole when
That's the only game I care about
>it's not E3 without an awkward fan interaction
THEY KNOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUnjagpHHSY
WHERE'S THE FUCKING STICKY MODS!
oh boy
this will be good
God, its only the pre-show and ubisoft already comes off as an old man trying to be hip
C
R
I
N
G
E
The cringe begins!
>fractured but whole
still gets a rise out of me
fucking hilarious
STARTS THE SHOW WITH JUST DANCE
HAHAHAHAHA
>>341103487
He seems so hyped and happy
I will never feel so happy over ubishit in my life
>started off with just dance
holy fuck
HAVING A GOOD TIME
HAVING A GOOD TIME
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HAHAHAHAHA
JESUS FUCK UBISOFT
>>341103556
even while making this face she is hot
WHERE THE STICKY YOU SHIT CUNT COCK SUCKER MOD????????????
RIGHT OFF THE BAT
>Nig and nu-male
Great start
HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TYPICAL UBISOFT REAT SHOW
MAXIMUM CRINGE
im turning this shit off
LITERALLY ME STANDO
Holy fuck what a way to start
>>341103175
Well shit.
oobiisof
oh jesus christ, this is bad already
What the fuck am I watching
cringe incoming !
what the fuck
Ubisoft already has the best show
>video games
KILLING QUEEN
QUEENFAGS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Just kill me already
LITERALLY ME
What the fuck is going on? Is this real life?
AH YES THIS IS THE CRINGE I WAS WAITING FOR
FAGGOTS
FAGGOTS EVERYWHERE SO PROGRESSIVE
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
Fuck this. They are dancing.
DON'T
waaaaatt is this shit ahahahahah
>White music
Is this overlapping with the PC presentation? Is it after? This boring shit has been on for 90 minutes now, and I can't tell if it's ending.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LMAO
Fuck I love Queen
>immediately starting the show with a performance
This is gonna be a trainwreck isn't it
I'm throwing up
Not even a minute in and it's already horrible, based Ubisoft
ubisoft win lmao jesus christ
If i wanted this shit I'd go watch kpop.
oh no what is this garbage
Love this song though
I wish Mr. Caffeine was here
Yup, it's ubisoft alright. Opening with totally unrelated, cringey bullshit.
what the holy fuck?
what the fuck is happening
I don't think i've ever cringed this hard watching E3.
THICK
wheres UBI sticky????
Not even a minute and they already fucked up.
Great start
>Geoff saying Fractured But Whole
kek
OH NO, WAGGLAN
AHAHAHAH this is already an F
Good song tho
jesus christ, why the fuck do they do this weird ass shit??
It's just started and it's already in the shitter even without aisha
why
>>341103978
STOP
fuck.. allready with the dancing. atleast its decent music.
ITS ALREADY SHIT
NEW FUCKING RECORD
Holy fuck off the bat
30 seconds in and I'm tempted to shut the window
JUST DANCE
JUST DANCE...
JUST...JUST
This is awful
In for the cringe
WOAH ITS JUST DANCE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Are they fucking serious?
Fuck them for ruining Queen
>queen
someone is milking the faggot wagon.
Make it stop
Ubisoft just straight up don't give a shit do they?
FULL FORCE WITH THE MEMESHIT
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>FULL FORCE
WHERES THE VIDEO GAMES
UBISOFT WON
>>341095951
Are you fucking retarded? She is literally the worst one I've ever seen.
She is the primary reason I refuse to buy anything from ubisoft.
$10 says this song choice has something to do with orlando.
Ubisoft already won.
I thought Ubisoft already learned that putting musical performances is a terrible idea.
>started off with memes already
fucking love ubisoft
Welp, already a shitty start.
At least Freddie isn't alive to see this shit.
MODS STICKY
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Thanks for exceeding my expectations once again ubisoft
A LITTLE LATE ON THE MILEY CYRUS GIMMICK
Ubisoft never disapoints.
JUST dance
IT'S TOO EARLY TO CRINGE UBISOFT GODDAMMIT
This is kinda cute
Thank you Ubisoft, best conference already
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
THIS IS WHY I WATCH E3
UBISOFT NEVER FAILS TO DELIVER
Who are these clowns?!
HAHahhahahahAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahah
MAKE IT FUCKING STOP
>>341103906
the fuck's your problem?
i thought i wouldnt be excited for anything this e3 but i forgot about ubi's yearly manlet filled trainwreck
God damn it ubisoft
I grade the conference an F already
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LEAVE FREDDIES MUSIC ALONE
QUEEN ISNT SHIT LIKE YOU
we want the Ubisoft audience
>>341103894
;_;
RIP QUEEN why is there no ubisoft sticky
>when you actually like the song / dancing
I swear I'm not a fag
Holy fuck this is cringey
NOOOOOOO
NO NO NO NOOOO
NOT FUCKING QUEEN
FUCK YOU UBISOFT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SHITS GONE BE GLORIOUS
I knew Ubisoft wouldn't dissapoint us.
this is still better than the other shit they've done.
This is my first ubishit conference and what the fuck is going on
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UBISOFT DOES IT AGAIN
M E M E D
M E M E D
M E M E D
M E M E D
M E M E D
M E M E D
M E M E D
LOL SO WACKY
It's not a faceless corporation shelling out effortless sequels and shitty DLC.
THEY'RE JUST LIKE US
>>341103830
I like Queen
>>341104023
>>341104028
this your first ubi conference?
so thicc
gonna explode
>>341103978
CALL
REV UP THE MEMES
ubisoft has officialy won the e3
RIGHT
OFF
THE
BAT
Hey at least it's good music
>>341103971
>>341103970
>>341103967
>>341103948
>>341103914
>>341103913
>>341103910
NEVER SUPPORT THE ARTS. EVER!
Ubisoft just clinched E3
My sides have died
THIS IS WHY WE NEED ISLAM, BOMB THIS SHIT
I mean I love Queen, but this shit makes me want to scoop my eyes out.
LITERALLY MY STAND
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, WHERES MUH VIDYA?
IM BURNING THROUGH THE SKY YEAH
V I D E O
G A M E S
VIDEO GAMES?!
>>341094169
discord.gg/012UrDuZq91MIov14
cougheroni
>SERIOUS PIPES<
ubi really out to top last year's meme performance
>>341104018
this
>i woke up early to watch this
i'm so confused.
>>341104031
Is this your first E3 you underage piece of shit? We've had way worse than this just last year.
Where are the video games?
Oh boy, we're off to a good start
>JUST Dance
Do normies even care about this series anymore?
take my life
literally could not get any worse if they tried
>>341104081
LE EBIN QUEEN MAYMAY
I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG GENERATION
>>341104031
This your first e3 then?
>Ubisoft opening
Are you guys hyped fora new FarCry?
>maximum cringe ONE MINUTE IN
HOW DO THEY KEEP DOING IT
ITS OVER
UBISOFT WON!
what i miss?
I'm just here for the memesand the (you)'s
MAXIMUM CRINGE
ALREADY A DISASTER!
This is so gay a muslim guy is about to shoot everyone on stage.
What?
>queen
ayy let's show how much we love them faggots
BASED FUCKING UBI
EMBRACE THE CRINGE
Jesus Christ why don't you just put a bullet in my head
QUEEN HYPE
Holy shit is this real life?
PITCH A MEME
I find this sexualized dancing with furrys triggering. Where do I complain?!
VIDEO GAMES
I dont remember dropping acid.
>>341104275
NOW
Not-vidya literally as soon as it started. What the fuck.
This is what happens when San Francisco gains a foothold in something. Just nuke the place already.
I understand why would EA fill their presentation with SPORTS
What I don't understand is this shit
What the hell
>wake me up.jpeg
>sad that EA, Bethesda, and Microsoft were't very fun
>turn on Ubisoft
>people dancing to Queen
THAN YOU UBISOFT GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT HEY WANT
>literal insanity followed by girlwood
based ubisoft
so this is why omar shot up pulse...
She's back!
Nothing they are doing goes with the song.
*JUSTS*
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AT THE THICCCCCC
What the fuck is going on
THERE SHOULD BE A FUCKING LAW AGAINST USING QUEEN SONGS
>>341094169
what the fuck am I seeing?
>dat giraffe
I'm fucking dying
how is it possible to be this out of touch with the medium you're supposed to be in?
like...ubisoft is showing a total disconnect.
if this conference doesn't result in any memes i will kill myself live on twitch
Hahahahah, just woke up and turned on the conference and this is what I fucking see holy shit
Thank you based ubisoft i was about to die from bordom from that PC conference. This is already 10/10 cringe.
What the fuck am I even watching?
inb4 a muslim guy walks in and shoots them all
>>341103983
This is a faggot Indian singing in a nigger genre actually. White music declined ever since the USA became culturally dominant.
100/10
Fucking thank you ubi
PLS DO A MASS SHOOTING
THERES A FUCKING PANDA!
Will this ever end?
this is pretty fun
>FreshPrince.avi
10/10 can only get better from here
hasnt even started yet and idk if i have anymore room for my cringe storage
MORE LIKE JUST KILL ME NOW
literally why
>5 seconds in and it's worse than M$ and Bethesda combined
Ubisoft never disappoints
MEMEING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
DONT STOP ME
GONNA SHITPOST SHITPOST
>WE WANT THE FURRY AUDIENCE
BASED UBISOFT WINS AGAIN HAHAHAHA
GURLWOOD
Ubisoft are a parody of themselves
Fucking hell
BASED UBISOFT BASED BASED THIS IS WHY I WATCH E3 10/10
UBISOFT WINGS AGAIN
INSTANT GIRLWOOD
every year ubisoft is the fucking cringiest
JUST dance my shit up senpai
>.DON'T STOP ME NOWWWWWW
> I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME IM HAVING A BALLLLLL
nobody out-cringe's ubi like ubi
tfw you are actually enjoying the dancing segment
why is ubisoft so full of shitty fuckery
DID SHE GET BLACKER?
gaming in 2016 everybody
is this videogames
>ASS
>TRAINED
ITS TIME
EVERY TIME
her face looks off
>>341103971
good taste
Lady boner
WOOD
>montreal based dev makes ultra flamboyent shitty dance skit
>literally less than 72 hours after Orlando
well played ubisoft
SAVE US MEME MAN
ASS TRAINER
ASS TRAINER
ASS TRAINER
>#girlwood
>Watching Archer right before this
>Hear her
I can't do it.
ONLY UBISOFT WILL BRING YOU THESE MEMES™
She's black!
>>341104283
i just got off work and launched twitch. wtf am i looking at?
WHO /GIRLWOOD/ here?
WHO READY TO MAKE SOME MEMES LIVE?
>>341104361
Where you from pham?
>>341104587
SAD PANDA CONFIRMED
a i s h a
i
s
h
a
SHE'S HEERE
>Fag ribbon
>ASSICAL TRAINED
who thought this was a good idea?
>>341094918
go back to the crusades, this time play as the good guys
It hasn't even really fucking started yet.
Ubisoft never disappoints
I was told that sands of time was free, Where the fuck is it?
>Aisha is the best thing about E3
This is how far we've fallen.
>queen
it was destined to be shit
#girlwood
SO
RANDOM
ASS I CAN
TRAINED
#GIRLWOOD
UBISOFT EMBRACE THE MEME!
LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WANT AISHA TO STEP ON MY BALLS
SEND IN THE GAYS
YES THE QUEEN IS HERE
EBONY QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
I want Aisha to rape me
Aisha got fat.
>>341103872 here is the sticky
DUDE
DEAD GAYS
LMAO
#GIRLWOOD
why does ISIS never terrorize ubishit conferences
>white dancer has no belly button
GIRLWOOD RETURNS
#Gurlwud
>>341103604
I'm 6'0" myself so I'd reach her eyebrows even if I stood on my tiptoes when she's wearing those heels, not to mention the fact that her hair is styled to give her a couple more inches.
MEME LADY GONNA """""""""""""""""SAVE"""""""""""""""" E3!!!!
IM CRYING AND MY SIDES ARE DEAD
>>341104136
GIVE THIS MAN SOME MONEY
Ubisoft CARES.
God bless Memeisoft. You never know what you're going to see.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>341104708
by several shades
>Paris
They can't ruin Freddy for me.
>first E3 2016 dancing shit
>all girls are fat and ugly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIAT72RjlJ4
>>341104395
I don't even know what games Ubisoft makes, I'm just here for the lols
MUH 50 DEAD FAGGOTS
![[Commie] Bokura wa Minna Kawaisou - 05 [DEAD4E1C].mkv_snapshot_11.11_[2014.05.12_20.21.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q6WRN0g.jpg "[Commie] Bokura wa Minna Kawaisou - 05 [DEAD4E1C].mkv snapshot 11.11 [2014.05.12 20.21.29]")
OH MY GOD THIS IS SO BAD
#4TheGaymurs
HOLY FUCK
YOUAGERNHJNBGR
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
FUJCKING HELLLL
THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING ON EARTH
A FUCKING EULOGY IN FRONT OF FUCKING CRAZY FUCKING DANCERS
I love e3 so fucking much.
Good to know we're already at rock bottom, We can only go up from here-
>Aisha tyler
NEVER MIND I GUESS WE'RE JUST GONNA SCRAPE THE BOTTOM FOR A WHILE
WHY THE FUCK AR ETHEY GIVING CONDOLENCES WHILE DRESSED AS CLOWNS AND GIRAFFES
Sit on my face godess!
ORLANDO DERPDERP
WE SO SORRY U DIED FAGS
LET'S PLAY SOME GAMES XDDD LMAOOO
Ubisoft should be ashamed of themselves, this is about video games not faggots.
I don't care about dead fags. Show me your shitty games.
#GAYWOOD LIVES MATTER
Manipulative shits.
Does anyone else see this as evil?
Riding on a bunch of faggots being slaughtered? Dats some Ubisoft for ya
OH BOY, TIME FOR MORAL SIGNALING
when you watchin a furry dance off and get a mass shooting speech
HA
Assical trained. real fucking classy
W H A T
H
A
T
>giraffe claps at mourning the deaths at 50 people
What the fuck is this universe coming to.
That was great, they're embracing the cringe.
>>341105093
>no belly button
>>341105030
What part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is this?
MOVEMENT WIZARDS CONFIRMED MOVEMENT WIZARDS CONFIRMED MOVEMENT WIZARDS CONFIRMED MOVEMENT WIZARDS CONFIRMED MOVEMENT WIZARDS CONFIRMED MOVEMENT WIZARDS CONFIRMED MOVEMENT WIZARDS CONFIRMED MOVEMENT WIZARDS CONFIRMED MOVEMENT WIZARDS CONFIRMED MOVEMENT WIZARDS CONFIRMED MOVEMENT WIZARDS CONFIRMED MOVEMENT WIZARDS CONFIRMED MOVEMENT WIZARDS CONFIRMED MOVEMENT WIZARDS CONFIRMED MOVEMENT WIZARDS CONFIRMED MOVEMENT WIZARDS CONFIRMED
>Open with wacky as shit performance
>Immediately focus on the tragedy
WHAT THE FUCK
A bunch of gay guys dying sure helps out those marketing and PR people. Fucking hell.
>>341105136
JUSTDANCEMYSHITUPFAM
Jesus christ
>muh fags
![290396F000000578-3125676-image-a-56_1434414532906[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2cB8PC4.jpg "290396F000000578-3125676-image-a-56 1434414532906[1]")
UBISOFT CARES ABOUT THE LGBT COMMUNITY
>THANK YOU UBISOFT WE LOVE YOU
UBISOFT CARES ABOUT THE LGBT COMMUNITY
>THANK YOU UBISOFT WE LOVE YOU
UBISOFT CARES ABOUT THE LGBT COMMUNITY
>THANK YOU UBISOFT WE LOVE YOU
NX CONFIRMED
>dad walks in
DANCING PANDAS AND GIRAFFES!!
Now a moment to remember the victims in Orlando.
>That obituary
The victims would have loved it
>NX
NX CONFIRMED
I NEED PICS OF THAT THICC MAGICIAN CHICK. PLEASE
A FUCKING GOLD GIRLWOOD CHAIN NECKLACE
>>341105308
#giraffegate
Talking about dead homos in front of this clusterfuck
You couldn't write this shit
This is already the most entertaining conference.
WHERE ARE THEIR BELLY BUTTONS
how did she know i haven't showered???
>>341105353
>dead gays
>tragedy
"We want to say give our sympathy to the gays, so we paid 20 of them to come on stage and be huge faggots."
Also, you can't fucking keep slamming your dancers. They're YOUR FUCKING DANCERS. You are responsible for this retarded floor show - you don't get to heckle your own garbage.
DID THEY JUST SPOIL THE NX?
NX!
NX!
NX!
>Just dance
JUST DANCE CONFIRMED PC
PC MASTERRACE WINS AGAIN !
>>341103872
>>341103872
>>341103872
Sticky
Incompetent mods doing shit late
>>341105308
kek
>NX mentioned by name
It's happening.
>tfw the thread is moving too fast and nobody will know you want to sniff Aisha's asshole
>you all smell
Jesus christ how long is she going to drag out this fucking introduction?
Just Dance on NX?
Who here is hyped for Watch Dogs 2?
lol Aisha is actually killing it.
NX NEXT YEAR CONFIRMED
>>341105353
>spend 20 seconds giving condolences
>"focus"
I know you like to complain, but come on
Literally showered less than an hour ago
WEW
>NX
JUST DANCE COMING TO NX
MEGATON
Joke's on you.
I never shower.
>>341105213
To be fair, they will now sell 50 less copies of Let's dance
So did you shower today anon?
/v/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>coming to nintendo nx next year
there's some implications for you.
HUMAN
LIFE
SIZE
M E M E
FUCKING GIRLWOOD
>mfw this conference
This girlwood shit again
>>341105404
its LBGT bigot
>>341105537
JUST DANCE CONFIRMED FOR NX
FUCK GIRL WOOD
>We didn't shower today
ride never ends
>>341105676
GIRLWOOD MEME GUISE
XDDDD
This bitch was so hot in Friends
>"AND YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T SHOWER TODAY"
S A V A G E
Btw, the PC conference is still going.
uhuhuhuhu memes
Did Ubi even make a game for this conference?
send some fucking help
GIRLWOOD.
GIRLWOOD HAHAHAHHaehaeha
>Implying I would skip showering for this shit
FUCKING GIRLWOOD
>>341105474
Who is she, and what did she see?
SHE LITERALLY SAID GIRLWOOD
UNFUNNY
she fucking knows
This is too good
WOOOOOD.
GIRL WOOD.
THIS AMAZON NIGGER IS PURE THEMADMAN
She's actually pretty funny this year.
>>341105617
caught you, degenerate
MEMES
FRECH
GAMES
new comfy
>>341105507
>>341105507
new comfy
can we just talk about games
>>341105838
who gives a shit honestly it's boring as heck
#GIRLWOOD confirmed!
>>341105617
fucking normie
TIME TO INSULT MY BENEFACTORS
>>341094918
lots of lolis
This is the most self-aware E3 conference yet.
WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES
STFU NIGRESS
>woke up today
>first thing i did was fap and shower
FUCK YOU AISHA I SMELL GREAT YOU FRENCH BITCH
REALLY
LARGE
SLIGHTLY
MASCULINE
>She's wearing a gold necklace that says "Girlwood"
>Urine Scented
>Didn't Shower Today
>Urine Scented
>Didn't Shower Today
>Urine Scented
>Didn't Shower Today
>Urine Scented
>Didn't Shower Today
>Urine Scented
>Didn't Shower Today
>Urine Scented
>Didn't Shower Today
>Urine Scented
>Didn't Shower Today
>Urine Scented
>Didn't Shower Today
>Urine Scented
>Didn't Shower Today
>Urine Scented
>Didn't Shower Today
>Urine Scented
>Didn't Shower Today
>Urine Scented
>Didn't Shower Today
>Urine Scented
>Didn't Shower Today
>Urine Scented
>Didn't Shower Today
>Urine Scented
>Didn't Shower Today
>Urine Scented
>Didn't Shower Today
DANCING FAGS
FAGS DIED, WE SO SORRY
GIRLWOOD
PAYMENT IN WINE
>>341104569
>aisha-tyler
45
>slightly masculine
D-does "Girlwood" mean "futa"?
LITERAL MEME, UBISOFT IS A LITERAL MEME
>>341105838
who cares
WOW BAD WORDS
Why she has rainbow ribbon?
>>341105873
idk why but this comment has me laughing
BLEW YOUR FUCKING MIND
>>341106034
Self-referential, self-deprecating humour is always funny, but doesn't mean it's good.
THEY FUCKIN LURK.
Ive been waiting for Ubisoft conference, but not for the games
Black woman say bad word.
Why did she say bad word /v/
>>341106209
he touches his pec
My head got all fuzzy the second she said girlwood. I may have just had a stroke.
>>341106132
I honestly think Ubi is self-aware about everything and they've mastered irl shitposting.
>FUCK
Here we go lads!
HAHAHA DOWNGRADED CONFIRMED
FINALLY GHOST RECON WILDLANDS SHIEEEEEEEEEEEET
>yesterday's thread mentioned a drinking game every time Aisha has a potty mouth
>she mentions said drinking game
IS SHE AWARE?
Damn, these guys are so 3rd world, they haven't even invented rakes yet
>>341106474
Isn't making people laugh good?
ubisoft is literally the cool dad of E3 presentations
>>341106652
AISHA ARE YOU HERE?
>>341106409
Dead gays
oh my gosh guys. She said the f word.
TITS
I
T
S
>>341105949
zone-tan
>>341106497
Nigga you put girlwood in google and you only see pictures of her wearing that stupid shirt
>>341106295
anyone know where i can cop one of those
>>341105838
"conference"
>>341105838
MS's conference was over a while ago anon. What are you talking about?
Kappa
>>341094169
Not going to lie. I'm starting to like Aisha. Is this stockholm or is the fact she doesn't give a fuck anymore working to her benefit?
Stop this cringe PLEASE
WAR ON DRUGS BEST GAME BUY NOW
>Cartel Land: The Game
intredasting
it's cocaina, COCAINA!
>>341107136
It's the fact that she is hot
>>341105838
I only play on PC and hate Ubi, but I'd rather watch Ubi conference than that shit
>>341102072
The cool announcement isNatsuki best girl.
>Mexican cartels in Bolivia
Kek, this sounds stupid.
I fucking love cocaine
why is this guy so smug
>NARCOS: THE GAME
HYPE
THe mic is hitting his beard
>>341107336
You.. may be right. Shit.
OPEN WORLD
DIFFERENT ECOSYSTEMS
COCAINE
>BROKEN MICROPHONE
COCAINE
>BROKEN MICROPHONE
COCAINE
>BROKEN MICROPHONE
COCAINE
>BROKEN MICROPHONE
COCAINE
>BROKEN MICROPHONE
COCAINE
>BROKEN MICROPHONE
COCAINE
>BROKEN MICROPHONE
COCAINE
>BROKEN MICROPHONE
COCAINE
>BROKEN MICROPHONE
COCAINE
>BROKEN MICROPHONE
COCAINE
>BROKEN MICROPHONE
COCAINE
>BROKEN MICROPHONE
COCAINE
>BROKEN MICROPHONE
COCAINE
>BROKEN MICROPHONE
COCAINE
>BROKEN MICROPHONE
COCAINE
>BROKEN MICROPHONE
COCAINE
>BROKEN MICROPHONE
COCAINE
>BROKEN MICROPHONE
>>341107436
it's an edgy tom clancy game he has to be,
>Luigi is making drugs for Mexicans
Wow he's sunk low since his year
Wow, making Mexicans aggressors and the enemy during this political climate? Is this really going to pass?
>>341107372
>Cartels are only in Mexico
El Pozolero
I am Mexican and that guy actually existed
He dissolved corpses in acid.
Here we go with the fake chat, they never learn do they?
>The Stewmaker
Literally The Blacklist
>>341107378
Me too. I'd use it every day if it wasn't so expensive. Actually had a couple of lines last night.
>let's try to keep this stealthy
>run and shoot
>>341107768
Limited Donald Trump edition only an extra $49.99!
>>341107768
they're french canadiens they do not give a fuck
>it's an open world game made by ubisoft episode
oh boy i can't wait to play the same 5 missions 30 times each
Dude should be dead like 3 times already.
>>341107824
Cartels are everywhere but i am sure they aren't in Bolivia
Why do we hate Aisha again? She's always the best part of Ubisoft's conference.She looks cute as fuck this year too
>>341107832
holy shiet anon
>>341094169
>Ubisoft
>Open World
>Several repeatable quests
>Coop optional
>Potentially deep antagonists which will fall flat
They can't keep getting away with this
>Cringe fake chat
Why do they do this
>Lets keep it stealthy
>Shoots machine gun
wtf is with this obviously fake dialogue?
Oh boy more staged chat and gameplay
what's with these cringe inducing fake conversations that would never happen
>>341108098
she's the best part of every conference
I can't wait for the comparison videos between this and the real version.
Why do they always do this pretend play shit?
DOWNGRADE CONFIRMED
>>341108207
they do this shit every year for their tom clancy games, it's beyond retarded
This is literally mgsv
Jesus christ these grafix look awful!
COPY THAT
Fucking can't wait for this game. Friends and i have been super hype since the reveal trailer.
>>341108213
Copy that
>>341108353
In their warped minds this is how they think players actually play their games.
they actually said >tango down
wtf
No actual group of friends talk like this when they play online together.
>Still using le mic trick
>le openworld
Stay classy ubisoft, i hope Vivendi will fuck your shit up
>TANGO DOWN
holy shit Im done
>>341108538
It's not even downgraded yet!
TANGO DOWN
And another one down!
I guess whispering really adds to the experience
>Three tangos
Fucking really?
>>341107832
CONFIRMED
no, in his breakfast cereal...
of course it's fucking acid you dope
>that pretend play
what the fuck
>>341108475
It was literally MGSV last year.
Now it's downgraded to TPS Farcry.
This is going to be repetitive and shallow as fuck.
SHIT GUYS I'VE BEEN SPOTTED
>hasn't been spotted yet
>get's spot
SHIT I'VE BEEN SPOT I REPEAT I'VE BEEN SPOTTED
I've got 3 tangos in front of me.
>>341109031
what's pretend play?
At this point I think they're just doing it to troll everybody
These commentators are just making this game THAT much more engaging. How do they do it?
>helicopter blades clipping straight through the tree
ok
>>341109036
>This is going to be repetitive and shallow as fuck.
Welcome to modern video games, enjoy your stay as much as you can. I don't have issue with that but that is almost every video game now.
Scripted as fuck
I am a great magician! My car is fixed now!
>>341108579
What's all this talk about tangos, I thought this was Bolívia, not Argentina.
>those pathetic muzzle flashes
What is this, Arma 1?
>>341109227
They are supposed to sound like players interacting with eachother, but no one communicates like this. Unless they are like super autistic or something.
>"that was a tough mission~"
>Up you get
Who says this?
>chasing so called bad guy
>smash into innocents on road
>blow up innocents at gas station
who is the bad guy again /v/?
>ubisoft conf
>50 min in
>still stuck on the same game
wtf is ubi doing ?
>O ho ho ho Man, that was close.
Does anyone else feel like Wildlands is imitating MGSV a bit?
>>341109417
I don't think so. Sounded pretty real to me. That's how normies talk.
does anyone talk to NPCs when playing a video game
>>341109545
They're Americans in foreign country no less, why are they even there?
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