Comfy Microshill E3 "conference" designated shitposting thread.
Sticky too fast? Tired of people replying with one line of all-caps just repeating what's happening on screen as if you can't see it?
Then this might be the thread for you.
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
Optimism and a generally pleasant attitude preferred but not required.
FIRST !!! XDD
>>341061679
>"conference"
>""
but it IS a conference
>XBOX ONE
>now with language menu
>and LFG
this is so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
valve logo soon :)
>>341061679
eSPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS TWITCH STREAMS TOURNAMENTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS BACKGROUND MUSIC SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS EA SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
FIFA COMING TO XBOX
MICROSOFT WON EA
MOTHERFUCKING BACKGROUND MUSIC
NINTENDO IS FINISHED
SPORTS
NO CLAPS
>>341062128
>literally only showed games
>somehow bad
THICK
OH GOD, AUTISMCRAFT TIME
HIPS
DAT BITCH UGLY
Is minecraft stil relevant?
THICC
>those thick thighs
holy shit
Man. She's got some JUST hairstyle going on.
>Minecraft
What.
What could they possibly fucking have to show.
Oh, crossplatform.
Better than steam ERP groups.
I'd like all of those features.
lol at babyvoice
I'd fuck her.
THOSE THIGHS
Holy autism
>>341062147
>>341062149
>>341062175
>>341062205
>>341062254
This is comfy thread, go to a different thread.
SPORTS
SPORTS
WE WUZ GLADIATAS NIGGA ARENA
LYDIA WINTERS IS THICK!!!
>friendliest update
>safe space
FRIENDLIST UPDATE EVER!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111
>>341062330
all of the games have already been announced months ago
people want new games
DEDITATED SERVERS
Oh, how quirky!!!!
all these rainbow pins.
we care about the gays who got killed...but here is violent video games
>>341062175
All joking aside, this was all I ever wanted.
XBone wins.
God, you just want to break her so badly.
>>341062626
No.
would you trust these people?
>Minecraft
Time to void my bowels.
>>341062131
Who are these bitches?
DUDE
MINECRAFT
LMAO
whats a comfy game to play while watching that isn't a roguelite/like or hearthstone
It's as if they are talking to 5 year olds.
>friendliest update ever
what is this swedespeak
DARE YOU ENTER MY MINECRAFT REALM?
ACHIVEMENTS ON STAGE. THEY DID IT!!!
YEAH.
AN XBOX LOVE ACHIEVEMENT
ON IPAD
ON STAGE
AT E3
A DIAMOND
Autismcraft
grill is qt but this is cringey as fuck
she hot
HOLY HACK
>here you Saxs, catch!
CRINGE
>CRINGE
CRINGE
>CRINGE
CRINGE
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CRINGE
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>CRINGE
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>CRINGE
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>CRINGE
CRINGE
>CRINGE
OH YES MINECRAFT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT 2008
ALL HAIL CARMACK
I thought John Carmack was dead?
>VR ONSTAGE
OH GOD JUST FUCKING KILL ME NOW
END THE PAIN
>>341062896
I'd trust that fat sweedish fuck more than these ugly cunts
MOTHERFUCKIN CARMACK!
CARMACK
THE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTP
>>341062961
Funny, the mental age of most Minecraft users is around that age.
Oh Carmack, you poor poor bastard
>>341062941
holy fucking shit this is pissing me off.
cringeee
jesus fuck. why are americans so shit at these shows?
Why do people like this boring shit game?
name
what's TJE NAME
THEEEEE NAME
John Carmack
YES
>>341062896
I'd thrust my penis down her throat if that is what you mean.
NOOOO JOHN GET OUT OF THERE
SOMEONE HELP THIS MAN
GOD LORD WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO YOU? ARE YOU OK??!
how the mighty have fallen
id make her obsessed with my piston if ya know what im sayin
>>341062896
THICK
JOHN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHN?
CARMHACK
>Carmack: Minecraft is the pinnacle of VR
Was it worth it john?
Is this what you wanted?
Oh god what have they done to Carmack? What did they inject him with?
The fuck, is this the same Carmack?
JOH CARMACK WAT THE FUCKK
CRINGE
R
I
N
G
E
>Carmack
Is this really where you wanted to go with your life?
WHEN WILL MICROSOFT LEARN, MAN?
JESUS FUCK, EVERY YEAR WITH SHIT LIKE THIS
What the fuck Carmack
>>341063297
>From Doom to Minecraft
JUST
Wow these interactions seems so genuine!
Why can't they just talk normally. Every word painfully scripted.
this the cringest script ever
>>341062896
I don't mistrust people based solely on appearance, if that's what you're asking/implying. That's the definition of prejudice, anon.
I'll let you know my feelings on these two once I watch the recap videos later.
>>341063218
He is.
Dead inside.
WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE FINE *MLADY*
hey remember when microsoft did that really cool 3d table VR thing for minecraft last year that made everyone go "oh shit I want that" until they learned it was trickery but it was still cool to watch?
this gangly nerd upchucking his shitty script is way better thanks for showing us FUCKING MINECRAFT again
>>341063435
>What did they inject him with?
Currency, lots of it.
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
STOP THIS, THE SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT IS KILLING ME
>>341063218
He is to me
>How do you do, fellow kids?
basically
But.. he's supposed to be genius programmer. What the fuck did they do to him?
WOAH, MICRO-TRANSACTION TEXTURE PACKS!
SIGN ME UP!
JOHN CARMACK, LIVE ON STAGE, MAIN MS CONFERENCE.
AND THEY HAVE HIM PLAY MINECRAFT FOR 2 MINUTES. FOR FUCKS SAKE!
ayyy
Please tell me this is a decoy for a surprise Valve announcement?!
AYY
AYY LMAO
Kill me
>>341063525
I figured it out.
VR googles are mind control device
This is only explanation of this bullshit
wow mods
amazing
>Add-Ons
Holy shit they just invented mods
Minecraft is still a thing?
John should have never drank the VR Kool-Aid.
AYYYY LMAO
scripted john carmack is an embarassment
>Carmack
Microsoft has bought his soul it appears
MAKE IT STOP
JUST
FUCKING
STOP
PLEASE GOD
IF THERE IS A GOD
JUST END IT
Holy fuck this conference went from alright to fucking garbage really quick
>>341063589
See, this is why #girlwood is best. She's not funny, but far better than this shit.
WHY CARMACK WHY
I feel awful for Carmack. From being one of the pioneers of id to shilling VR for Microsoft playing Minecraft
THE FUCKING MINECRAFT MAKE IT STOP
>>341063589
They just can't act
HE WAS DESTROYED
I'd fuck her avatar to be honest
I WANT TO MARRY THAT GIRL
MS, I KNOW YOU INVESTED A LOT INTO MINECRAFT, BUT
JUST
STOP
THIS
NOW
PLEASE
>id made Doom while Carmack is working on Minecraft VR
Why would they allow toddlervoice on stage?
THOSE HIPS OMG
GET EM OUTA HERE
Really scraping the bottom of the barrel here M$
[CAN'T WAKE UP]
THEY ARE GONNA KISS!! THEY ARE GONNA KISS!!THEY ARE GONNA KISS!!THEY ARE GONNA KISS!!THEY ARE GONNA KISS!!THEY ARE GONNA KISS!!THEY ARE GONNA KISS!!THEY ARE GONNA KISS!!
So thick girl, my dick is diamond right now.
THIS IS SO BORING WTF
Did you hear about the noob who mixed redstone and TNT?
He exploded.
nice shot lets get out of here
>>341063963
John Carmack playing Minecraft in VR on Xbox show.
Is E3 ever exciting these days?
I always seem to be disappointed.
God it's so cringey
>those thighs
John Carmack has become such a cheap fucking whore that he even appears at Minecraft presentations now.
Pretty shit and disappointing show so far.
Chick is qt and I want to eat her ass.
>Let's Get Out Of Here
Those thighs holy shit
>those hips
My god. I might even put up with her awful voice if she let me hit it.
Has Dead Rising 4 happened yet?
>Let's get out of here
They're self-aware at least.
WHY DOES IT NOT END
lets get out of here
m i n e c o n
>>341064130
this i find it hard to contain my dick
>awesome!
>right after I jump off this cool cliff
>alright, ready?
>tee hee haha
>nice shot
God, the cringe is so hard, please stop I can't take it anymore.
Also, the speak like they are trying way too hard to say the exact memorized words.
You guys realize they aren't doing this script for adults right? You aren't the intended demographic.
Loving that groups feature.
Hopefully this will revive game with dead communities or making friends easier without struggling over discord or websties or even on the actual game because everyone is in a goddamn party chat afraid to talk in game.
>those child-bearing hips
>that thigh gap
GOD
DAMN
>what could possibly go wrong
>>341063963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT8b8bifbYU
>>341062896
>SmeagolandKristenSchaal.jpg
[EBIN AFRICAN AMERICAN MUSIC IN TEH BACKGROUND]
WHAT'S HER NAME WE NEED SOMEONE ON THIS
>>341064254
why do they always look ugly as fuck
XBONE DELIVERS BEST GAME 2016
I knew you guys want to be a friendly bunch and less shitposting, never knew you wanted to become THAT Friendly
Who cares though, Carmack was irrelevant for more than a decade. As he's with Facebook he's even more irrelevant
SAVE US SONY!!
PERSONALIZE YOUR OWN SWAG CONTROLLA
3DPD you faggots
DOCTOR HOOT
DOCTOR, PLEASE PRESCRIBE ME A DAILY DOSAGE OF BLEACH TO DRINK
MICROSOFT STILL TRYING TO BE APPLE AHAHAHAHAHAH
*only available in the US
Green and purple controller coming through.
MASTER CHIEF COLLECTION NOW, HURRY UP
>>341064525
But this is indie rock
>>341064605
LOW TEST
>>341064257
he wasn't even trying to synch up his head movements to the pre-recorded vr shit
>>341064435
Hips to days
>>341064530
lydia winters
>from the creators of Limbo
Prepare for le experience SO DEEP
real life feels the game
Wagecuck: the game.
I hope there's Cuphead announcement
FROM THE CREATORS OF LIMBO:
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING
>boring office simulator
>>341064676
And WIndows 10
I look to the future and hope one day either Carmack snaps and starts throwing insults, or Gaben, or even Dorito Pope.
This is not the future we always wanted games to become.
Looks interesting enough for apirated playthrough
Inside is grey :)
>>341064309
DR4 is 3 games from now.
CUPHEAD PLS
wha the fuck was that? sjw the game?
The leak was truth
>>341064790
Mhmmm. Mmmhm.
What a horrible, horrible trailer.
MASTERPIECE!
Free Limbo pretty gud though.
If they announce Undertale for Xbox, we're all agreeing to kill ourselves together, right?
>>341062085
Yeah but we're here for the memes and suffering.
>it's an indie game episode
Itb: Pessimism the board
>literally also on PC the console
>minecraft
>all this indie shit
Will the ride ever end?
>muh montage
>>341064901
sjws are trying to make artsy fartsy games
>indie shite
Do all indie games have to shit by law?
Is this Cuphead's third year at E3? Why's it taking so long to release?
>>341064973
>sjw the game?
How? Just because it's atmospheric walking simulator?
cuphead coming to pc topkek, literally no reason to own a xbox one now
MASTER CHIEF COLLECTION
The Charla-tan is back!
Cuphead is the only one of these that looks like I'd want to play
>>341061679
Honestly it's not so bad of a conference.
It's filled with games and improvements.
It's nowhere near as bad as two years ago
>>341065365
But you're still supporting MS.
that conference was a complete shitshow
>>341065294
Because it's a shit game and they're desperately trying to make it not shit.
Was one of their indie games Space Engineers?
I can't wait for Xbones CLANG
Bork Arc?
Would you, /v/?
>BARK BARK BARK
Bork ark
pretty cool... yeah
>>341065464
Agreed. I don't have a Bone yet, but Cuphead looks great.
I never thought I will type that, but I have exam tomorrow, and studying is actually more exciting then E3
How low we have fallen.
Indie shit still looks more fun than most games shown so far. What's wrong with me.
EARLY ACCESS COMING TO CONSOLES WOW
DAY-Z
WE DID IT LADS
It feels like Indie now means any game not first party or published by EA activision or 2k
WOAH
EARLY ACCESS ON XBONE
>>341065494
They just seem so disappointing since the launch of the PS4/Xbone
Isn't ARK already on PC?
>Early access
>>341065557
I'd rather smash my dick between bricks
Oh god, buy games during beta again. Great.
Anyone know how with ccd0's 4chan-x fork to make it always auto scroll to the bottom of threads? would be useful for E3 threads
>>341065681
>Coming
Old news.
>xbone is officially kill
>IGA's game is shown
>No Mighty no.9
lel
LA LALALA
This is honestly pathetic
>>341065494
Agreed, it's dragging ass right now, but it started fairly strong.
>for all of you who already bark ark?
My sides have have exploded
LOL this is flopping so hard
half the games look derivative and the whole new hardware shit is clutching at straws so fucking hard
Reminder /v/ will LITERALLY support this
I got here late, anything big from the first half hour?
>Day Z
I'm honestly excited just to see how terrible it'll run on a console.
>Hold X to remember
LISA 2
Is this Bioshock infinite?
Oh look, it's 1984 shitty US 2016 version.
IT AINT ME
>>341065836
don't take it too hard, atleast you can play together with your big brother PC from now on.
>JOY
sick lisa ripoff famalam
>snug as a bug on a drug
>bark ark
the fuck is wrong with her face
>>341065557
She was strangely cute in this presentation.
Dumb as shit though.
>>341065659
>Joy
DONT DO IT BRAD ITS NOT WORTH IT
WHERE IS BATTLETOADS??
>WHERE IS BATTLETOADS??
WHERE IS BATTLETOADS??
>WHERE IS BATTLETOADS??
WHERE IS BATTLETOADS??
>WHERE IS BATTLETOADS??
>>341066021
We happy few.
It looks interesting, but time well tell...
>>341066021
They shamelessly copied the artstyle and animations.
>clown women
Jesus no
It's literally LISA 2.
POST YFW PERCY
HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO PATHETIC.
LET SONY GIVE THE KILLING BLOW ALREADY
BRAVE NEW WORLD THE VIDYA
>>341065557
yes Just look at those DSL
PUSSY!
PUSSY!
When the fuck did the British ever do Pinatas?
Why did Gilluarme or whatever come out to watch a cutscene?
This looks better than it used to. Definitely more interested in it now
>>341066183
i thought it was a brave new world game at first.
>first to Xbox one
Lol
What.. is this?
>First to console
>dude lets make this gameplay reveal as boring as possible lmao thatll totally rack up the sales
FUCK THIS GAME, hate clowns and drugs.
so wheres the gameplay
another walking simulator?
>Take Joy
0/10 Lisa rip-off
>>341066343
We Happy Few
>it was a rat
Just got back from work. Did Microsoft do anything embarrassing yet?
Why must these shitty Indie devs try to be as pretentious and "Artsy" as possible
Can't they understand why Super Meat Boy, Rocket League, ARK and other similar indie games are considered holy grails of indie?
People want games, not shitty walking intellectual simulators?
>americans make a stereotypical british game
this game is pretty fucked up.
What the fuck is this shit
NO FUN NOT ALLOWED
What the fuck?
When is the John Carmack appearance from the E3 live conference for Microsoft?
holy shit this actually looks good?
WE GOT A DOWNER
xbox was a mistake
that game looked cool
Am I missing anything from Microsoft's conference so far? I heard the words Backwards compatability but I didn't pay attention to what they were discussing so I didn't mark that box.
So is it a shooter or what?
Looks kinda cool
>le colorful steampunk game
this shit should be illegal
HE'S A DOWNER
baka
That was interesting
>>341066582
You missed it. He was shilling for minecraft
STOP BEING SUCH A DOWNER /v/!
That escalated quickly.
WHAT A JOKE
H
A
T
A
J
O
K
E
/POL/ THE GAME
This.. actually looks interesting.
so dishonored+equilibrium in britain?
Looks pretty goddamn cool
Looks interesting
>>341066603
If they were as clever as they thought they were, they'd call them Debbies.
Wasn't this announced back before Lisa even came out?
>>341066582
He was playing Minecraft on VR. The money must have been good.
>First to [console]
>>341066593
How? It had no gameplay
Its literally a movie game
>>341066628
It looked interesting. I'll check it out.
>>341066198
Dingaling must be pissed.
Honestly the only interesting new game I've seen so far, hope it's not just a walking simulator.
>A "VERY" INDEPENDENT DEVELOPER
What did he mean by this?
>>341066582
he did already during the minecraft thing
Honestly I'm more excited for some BC games. RDR when?
Gwent?
fucking downers
Lierally worse than assburgers
CDPR... no... why
mite b cool
>>341066652
walking simulator
CDPR
WITCHERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>muh CCG
These people speak to me, they are so cool. I want to be a modern warrior.
Indie doesn't mean anything anymore.
Fucking card game. That's it, I'm outta here.
Anyone know how with ccd0's 4chan-x fork to make it always auto scroll to the bottom of threads? would be useful for E3 threads
>>341066952
Oh, shame. I thought it might have been a Bioshock sort of thing.
>thought it was cyberpunk
>its just a card game
>>341066582
Anon...
OH GOD
OH GOD NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
FUCKING NO
STOP
STOP NOW
PLEASE
/pol/ SAID I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE RED PILL
GOD DAMNIT
It started so great, now it is fucking boring
>card game
hype lost
that game was offensive to down syndrome people
It's like they wanted to make a Brave New World game but got stuck at Soma.
OI LUVS WE GUT A DONNA
>Witcher card game
Oh god, no.
What has happened so far?
>>341067095
Jesus Christ you autist
Gwent - now also on PC.
>>341066710
>>341066828
Atleast he's having fun.
>>341066935
Yeah, I don't give a shit about this personally.
I do want to see what actual game they're working on next.
he's came there just to announce a fucking physical gwent deck, the madman lmao
how about a gaem of gwent xD
this is so fucking pathetic
>>341067208
nothing
I want to play Gwent
here Closed BETA
Register now
https://www.playgwent.com/
https://www.playgwent.com/
https://www.playgwent.com/
https://www.playgwent.com/
>>341066884
Rather than having a team, the guy made the game himself. A lot of independent games still have a small team.
>>341067070
>he wanted shooter simulator instead of walking simulator
big difference
>>341066190
it's pretty obviously based on 1960s britain, infinite is based on pre-war america
what autist likes gwent
fuck
>>341067073
Isn't Cyberpunk out in like 2018? Way too early dude.
>crossplatform play for Gwent
Hopefully it's somewhat more balanced
>>341067218
YOU
YOU'RE ONE OF THEM AREN'T YOU
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
GET OUT
>HEARTSHIT BTFO
>>341067359
fuck off polish fag
>Standalone Gwent
Fucking why
>Witcher Card Game
What the fucking fug?
WHERE THE FUCK IS CYBERPUNK 2077 YOU EUROPEAN SHITFACE
I've literally skipped Gwent completely in TW3. Like, not given a single fuck.
Should I try it? They sure are trying hard to make it "a thing".
Is it fun at all?
Lol holy shit this is too interesting to be boring.
>four factions
SKELLIGE BTFO
More stupid fucking card games?
>>341067397
>out in like 2018
lel it doesn't have a release date
It's a PASSION PROJECT! The fact that f2p digital card games are the fotm has nothing to do with our PASSION.
>>341066710
What's the time mark though?
>>341067126
Same thing happened with Sony and Nintendo last year. Hopefully they end strong.
Clowns creep me out.
I do want to fuck a cute clown girl though.
are they literally playing on the meme that the most interesting part of w3 is gwent
>>341067359
microshill go home
>>341067359
>Tripfag Witchershill getting past my Filter
Consider yourself reported
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NILF DECK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FOIGTER
>>341067403
DOWNER
What if he had taking the Joys at the beginning?
>>341067558
RIP Nilfgaard
There's now fucking three goddamn Hearthstone clones at this E3.
>>341067546
Nah it's fucking hearthstone trash
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, CDPR
>>341067558
LOL not so quick faggot
>>341067546
It's a fun card minigame. They're making it a "thing" because people liked it.
>EXCLUSIVE BETA
YEAAHH
>>341061679
This is such a yawn.
God E3 manages to get shittier and shittier every year.
>>341067546
How could they think anyone gives a shit about gwent? It wasn't even fun to play.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY
I bet you xbox homo want to kiss him back.
>TEKKEN 7
YES BOIS
YES BOIS
YES BOIS
>>341067546
There's a popular mod that replaces all the combat with gwent matches. It's not too complex, but it's fun.
t-tekken
TEKKEN X STREET FIGHTER
ABOUT FUCKING TIME!
Wait what? No Nilfgaard deck?
HAPPENING
T E K K E N
E
K
K
E
N
TEKKEN ON WINDOWS 10 CONFIRMED
>>341067691
it's what we all asked for
CROSS TEKKEN?
TEKKEN
AKUMA
T E K K E N
E
K
K
E
N
wow, bamco's still going along with tekken x SF?
Am i just senile or is this e3 fucking SHIT so far?
I mean really
>bloody screen in trailers
what a time to be alive
random asian dude
NANI?
>hearthscrolls legends
>gwentstone
The time of the wo- hearthstone killer is now
>>341067903
Too similar to Northern Realms, maybe?
>>341067860
Fuck yeah! About time. I'll be playing it on my PS4, but I'm hyped were finally getting a release announcement.(I hope)
>>341067880
>>341067954
No, Akuma is in Tekken 7. Do you faggots not keep up with this shit?
NANI?!
N-nani?
Akuma status: REKT
iS THAT GUY IN A FUCKING KIMONO
MAX KEK
>>341068040
It's not just you.
It's shit.
>>341067053
OH SHIT IT'S REAL !!
PLEASE BE ON PC
SONY LOST STREET FIGHTER x TEKKEN ON XBONE!! TOP KEK
TEKKEN BOIS WHERE WE AT
>>341067880
It's just Tekken 7.
EA: F
Bethesda: C
MS: F
wtf is up with this E3 this year.
This nigga got an EX bar
SONY DIE 1000 DEATHS
>Cinematic bullshit is now gonna ruin fighting games
OH FUCK IT'S HARADA
E3 IS FUCKING SAVED
I just barely woke up. What have I missed?
the fuck is he wearing top fucking kek
BASED HARADA
TEKKEN MOTHERFUCKING 7
>only on xbone
the FUCK
SUPERIOR LIMB BASED COMBAT!
HARADA IS BEING WEIRD
>>341067359
What the fuck? The Register Now button is greyed out
EPIC cinematics!
PC
PC
PC
PC
PC
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE WEARING
When will people realize that nips aren't cool?
THIS FUCKING JAP
TOO COOL
>IT'S JUST TEKKEN 7
>NO CROSSOVER
Fucking hell.
STAND USERS!
>>341068408
https://www.playgwent.com/
Gwent closed Beta
Register now to play
https://www.playgwent.com/
damn, no notepad this time
HARADA YES
>>341068040
This is what every E3 has felt like to me for years. Nothing new, hard to get excited about something when you're already pessimistic.
why is this white guy having a haircut like a jap guy?
BASED HARADA-SAN HERE TO ANNOUNCE IDOLMASTER CROSSOVER.
>>341068408
John Carmack playing VR Minecraft
Iori DLC when?
>>341068313
Fuck "Early 2017"
Still no fucking release datem
>>341068040
You're expecting too much this has been great so far
>CINEMATIC QTEs in fighting games
>>341068408
Multiplats and microsoft calling everybody an indie dev regardless of whether it's true or not.
XBOX WON BON
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Harada maymays incoming
Based Harada
>>341068551
isn't that a funeral kimono?
Those 2 are the biggest representations of 4chan if there ever was one.
>>341068487
Isn't everything on the bone also on PC though?
>>341068551
Dress
>>341068487
I heard 'on Xbox One', there was no only.
best outfit on stage so far
oh sweet. free tekken game
>>341068520
Agree to term, you dunce
Free TTT2 for live members? That's nice i guess.
thanka u
and haveu gr8 e3 wek
>GOLD MEMBERS
AHAHAHAHAH
>>341068551
Never change, Harada.
THE ONE FUCKING GAME I WANTED TO BE CROSS COMPATIBLE
Dead Rising!
dEAD rISING 4
>>341068551
>No GAY pin, how deares he!
>>341068487
is not exclusive, retard.
More Dead Rising.
>>341067053
OH SHIET, LEGIT, WE JINGLE BELLS ROCK NAOW
>about to have a heart attack over Tekken v. Capcom
>just Tekken 7 with a cameo
Now this is the blue balls I came here for.
SHOWTHE FUCKING TRAILERS NOT THE FUCKING CROWD YOU AUTISTS
>>341068816
DEAD RISIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
WEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL
I'd sure love to SEE THIS TRAILER YOU ASSHOLES ZOOM IN
DEAD RISING COMING TO PS4 XBONE BTFOOOOO
DEAD RISING
#frankisback
NEGAN
>>341067053
Hahah, didn't expect DR4 from jingle bell rock
DEAD RISING
SONYGGERS AND PKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Come on PC
>only on windows 10
good bye microsoft
So glad I don't have to buy a Hexbox to play DR again
>>341068931
Goddamn. I want to see the games, not the stage.
You remember when Dead Rising was about finding items in a mall
>...
LITERALLY not a single exclusive game
>>341068794
This is just announcing that it's also coming to the Bone.
Up to this point, it had only been confirmed for PS4.
>thinking OH DEAD RISING 2 OFF THE RECORD CHRISTMAS
>DEAD RISING 4 CHRISTMAS TIME
WHAT WHAT WHAT
>here's a trailer that you can't see because LOL LOOK AT OUR FUCKING THEATER
us gamers
>>341069073
*also on PC
STOP ZOOMING OUT FUCK
>Available on Xbox one and Win 10
Multiplat confirmed
PUT ON HALO FUCKING SHIT
Anyone want to spitroast this shannon slut with me?
EPIC enemies!
Who the fuck is running this camera jesus fuck
I came in late, what did they announce before Minecraft?
WOW NICE SPOILERS YOU CUNT
that whole game is a meme
>>341069090
Just pirate enterprise.
They didn't show a single game which would made me to go to w10
HALO
WARS
2
WHEN
WHAT ISTHIS FUCKING CAMERA VIEW CHRIST
>>341068408
Xbox Slim
New controller has grip + bluetooth
Xbone Miiverse aka "Clubs"
Minecraft Dedicated Servers
Gears of War cringe
Gwent
Final Fantasy cringe
Tekken 7 with Akuma
We Happy Few
Brief showing of indie games like Cuphead
>>341069145
Not a hearthstone ripoff at all, nope.
>>341069147
They're as exclusive as Street Fighter 5.
Fucking announcing games for PC is good but all you faggots care about is the PS4
>>341069145
WE
WUZ
DWARVES
Wew. Look at all these Xbone exclusives.
>Spoiling Quantum Break
Thanks
REINJENT
>See the bat and think it's some more walking dead shit
>is actually Frank Motherfucking West
Oh shit, my dick
>>341069147
No?!
Well, how about Tekken 2?
Check and mate!
Re-engent
This lady sounds dead inside
Lets make new fans.
YA KNOW YOUR FRIEND IN ORI, IT DIES.
T-thanks microsoft.
>>341069258
nothing new. gears 4, forza and some other shit
Woman stop stuttering
>>341069393
LAST GAME IN THE CONFERENCE.
>>341069258
Halo 5 is free for a week
>>341069464
Are all future card games going to be rip-offs of Hearthstone?
If Solitaire had come out after hearthstone, y'all would be yelling the same thing
CHRISTMAS WITH THE FRANKS
>>341069567
She is.
Oh god, someone woke up the screaming banshee again.
this milf got some ass on her
fucking hell microsoft this shit is so blatant go milk sympathy somewhere else
SCALEHALO
KAMIYA LMAO
So far this has been a multiplat showcase.
That's all my xbone has been, shit I can play on other platforms.
Oh fuck it's KAMIYA
Time for more Donte 2.0
Girls got ass for days
>>341069448
so nothing at all. Thanks.
SCALEBOUND
ON PC
KAMIYA ON STAGE
FUCK YES
FUCK YES
FUCK YES
i just saw gabe in the background
KAMIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ok, last chance MS. Scalebound better be fucking brilliant.
OH BOY HERE WE GOOOO KAMIYAAAA
>>341069772
Oh god the Twitter Gook
i want to suck her mommy tits and drink mommy milk
BLOCKED
L
O
C
K
E
D
Ask your mom
Kamiya's Engrish became a lot better since last year
HOLD UP!
PLATINUM!
The man himself
pc CONFIREMWD OPMGMG
>>341068408
>>341069448
I also forgot:
Forza Horizon
Battlefield 1
Jap Phil Fish
>>341069840
I really hope Scalebound looks better this time.
new thread?
DIS NIGGA
XBOX WINS. KAMIYA SAVED XBOX
IT'S A FUCKING WHITE MALE PROTAG
Literally Donte
Oh thank god, I don't need to buy an Xbone to play this.
>BIG GUY
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>BIG GUY
BIG GUY
FOR YOU
GIANT
ENEMY
CRAB
>>341061679
>everything is W10
The Bone is dead.
>>341069736
You must be joking. Its LITERALLY hearthstone, but with Witcher characters. Its not some vague comparison. Its a literal 1:1.
Can't forget the fucking beats headphones produced by Dr. Dre
DRIVE ME CLOSER
I WANT TO HIT HIM WITH MY FIST
is that hayden christensen?
SCALEBOUND ON PC FUCKING YES
LETS GO BIG GUY
GIANT ENEMY CRAB
I didn't realise Kamiya had down syndrome.
What a brave developer.
Kamiya is dead inside
I don't get why they can't even keep the camera on the game and instead show the fucking screens for some fucking reason
ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
GIANT ENEMY CRAB
A GIANT CRAB!
so much cringe
Is the protag a pallete swap donte?
GIANT ENEMY CRAB
>let's go big guy
When I think of platinum, I think of slow multiplayer action
Wow the graphics are shit for scalebound
BEATS BY DRE-GONE
THIS LOOKS SO SLOW AND GENERIC AND BORING
WTF HAPPENED TO PLATINUM?
>>341068812
>negative fucks were given that day
Those shades also make him look super not give a shit.
sleep
they are really pushing windows 10
HOLY SHIT SCALEBOUND LOOKS LIKE SHIT. WHAT DID THEY DO TO KAMIYA? BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I HAD XBONE ANYWAY
>why
GO ME
Blockman delivers
>>341069448
>Minecraft Dedicated Servers
but haven't those been a thing for atleast half a decade?
Lets go pal...ehm big guy
looks like lost planet desu
>xfags hyped this shit
holy shit it's a Giant Enemy Crab, and when its shell opens up you hit its weak spot for massive damage!
That player looks so bored
>comfy thread
>everyone is spouting single sentences in ALL CAPS
Good job, /v/.
God, this MC is an annoying faggot
KEK THAT FUCKING KID PLAYING
GIANT ENEMY CRAB
Monster Hunter 5 looks weird
jesus christ this game looks so fucking bad LOL
when did platinum games jump the shark and ONLY start making shit tier games
>>341070691
can't wake up
>Kamiya
Finally
HOLD UP A SECOND
He said this was the biggest boss fight Platinum has ever done.
But I'm pretty sure Metal Gear EXCELSUS was bigger than this.
This is false advertising and I wish to register a complaint.
you can turn off voices right
LMOA THAT FAGGOT IS WEARING THE CHEAP SWEATSHIRT FROM THAT ASIAN SCAM WEBSITE
>>341070354
Except for how the actual card game plays entirely different, you dipshit.
nice interactive movie
>>341070774
Comfiness is a social construct.
Dragon Trigger
Who the fuck is talking? Wait, are those the voices of the characters in the game? Jesus fuck, that's terrible!
So... no battletoads?
NOW WE CUHRAZY
GOTTA PUT ON MY HEADPHONES
HEADPHONES ACTIVATED
>>341070902
But anon, both games have cards and monsters, so that clearly means they're the exact same games
>>341070632
Well, at least it looks better than what they showed last time.
There's apparently someone from MS co-directing it with Kamiya. I think this a "Too many cooks in the kitchen" situation.
WWWWWWUBBBBWWWWWWUBBBWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUB
BEATS
[DUBSTEP INTENSIFIES]
>dragon's name is big guy
>>341070859
Wonderful 101 had bigger boss fights than this.
based on actual events that actually took place in ancient japan
i'd be more impressed if the enemy was fighting back
>>341070859
Excelsus was not bigger. This thing is twice the size.
I really don't like the voice acting
wtf is this shit?
Did his voice just break on "Keep attacking he HEART"
STOP
USING
THE
FUCKING
BOW
>>341070902
Thats like saying Magic Duels didn't try to copy HS just because Magic plays different. Its obviously trying to get some of that sweet HS money.
Man you CDPR cocksuckers never fail to show how retarded you are.
>WHY WONT YOU DIE!
HIT ITS WEAK SPOT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
>this music
>>341071241
>dev footage
>having stuff fight back
I never thought I'd not want to play a game by Platinum.
Wow that sure looks fun...
>>341071134
It's drum and bass you pleb.
>>341071134
I think you mean [DRUM&BASS INTENSIFIES]
>>341071287
It's cheesy as fuck, just how I like it
>>341070726
Not on the Xbone. You had to wait for the person to get online to enter their world.
>>341069837
Nothing if you're a fag
Is this Monster Hunter?
>Character says something every 10 seconds
Fuck, there was a game like this last years E3 too and it was annoying as fuck.
How do they have such shitty character narration added into this?
And damn without the sounds this would seem bland as fuck, though the sonds are shit too.
>>341070878
kek
why the fuck do people buy that shit. it literally only looks good on asian twinks and mannequins
>ride on Rathalos and unleash his DragonHand
>WHY WON'T YOU DIE
>bad music
>bad voices
>boring gameplay
DOA
FABLE?
>>341071405
This is some pretty shitty D&B
PIRATES
Rare is back yo
SEA OF THIEVES
YESSSSSS
AND WINDOWS 10
xbox one and windows 10 exclusive
FEMINIST PIRATES!
snibbety snab :D
LOOK AT THIS AUDIENCE.
Gotta admit.
That didn't look too good.
The voices were obnoxious as shit.
>>341071262
But that's wrong.
>>341070878
WAHAHAHAHAH OH FUCK IT'S REAL
>"BETTER LOOK GOOD FOR MUH PRESENTATION SO I BETTER GET THIS STYLISH SWEATER"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
What the fuck? It's just button mashing with shitty music and annoying MC that doesn't shut up. Oh and shooting arrows cause that's so fun.
is MicrosoFT DOING A FUCKING COMEBACK??
>THE GAMES
>THE THIGHS
>THE MILFS
Phil is going balls deep, FUCK
Why the fuck would I want to watch the backs of the heads of the people watching the screens?
Stop being fucking dumbasses cameramen
>>341069448
So nothing major. Thanks for the summary.
I really wish they would stop zooming out. Can't see shit.
Were going to fuck you up
BY ATTACKING YOUR WEAK SPOT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
It's time to get serious
BY ATTACKING YOUR WEAK SPOT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
We're going to finish this
BY ATTACKING YOUR WEAK SPOT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
Platfags suck
>these fucking camera angles
LAST GAME IN CONFERENCE IS RTS GAME MARK MY WORD
> LAST GAME IN CONFERENCE IS RTS GAME MARK MY WORD
LAST GAME IN CONFERENCE IS RTS GAME MARK MY WORD
> LAST GAME IN CONFERENCE IS RTS GAME MARK MY WORD
LAST GAME IN CONFERENCE IS RTS GAME MARK MY WORD
> LAST GAME IN CONFERENCE IS RTS GAME MARK MY WORD
LAST GAME IN CONFERENCE IS RTS GAME MARK MY WORD
> LAST GAME IN CONFERENCE IS RTS GAME MARK MY WORD
LAST GAME IN CONFERENCE IS RTS GAME MARK MY WORD
> LAST GAME IN CONFERENCE IS RTS GAME MARK MY WORD
LAST GAME IN CONFERENCE IS RTS GAME MARK MY WORD
> LAST GAME IN CONFERENCE IS RTS GAME MARK MY WORD
>>341071793
>comeback
They won last year m8, this is just a continuation.
I can't even see the fucking trailer
A multiplayer cuhrazy RPG sounds great but I'll need better gameplay
I'm dead serious, why would i buy a XB1 if all these games are also in W10?
FUCKING CAMERA GUY
>>341070726
Dedicated servers on consoles.
>>341070878
>>341071753
whats this sweatshirt??
illuminati ?
THANK GOD. I THOUGHT SEA OF THIEVES WAS DEAD
>>341071912
Xb1 is for normies anon
>>341071806
>>341071825
agreed. we missed the fucking Dead rising trailer cuz tey kept zooming out
I have still not been convinced to download W10 or buy an Xbone
Am I the only one hearing roboman?
>>341071893
no shit, it's Halo Wars 2.
>>341071912
Why do people buy multiplats on PS4?
>>341071893
yeah its halo wars 2 faggot
>>341071912
A gaming PC isn't 299.
![789px-Piratey,_vector_version.svg[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/yY8Y7s1.png "789px-Piratey, vector version.svg[2]")
FINALLY I BE GETTING MY SEA O THIEVES INFO
>>341071806
>Every E3
Camera shows me the person holding the controller.
Time to shitpost on Kamiya's twitter feed, I guess.
>>341071893
No fucking shit m8
>>341072015
LOOK AT THIS DOOD
>>341071912
you don't have to deal with win10
>>341072115
I got an xbone already but seriously would not download Windows 10.
>>341065739
>>341071912
You could be a poor normie and just own a Mac or a shit prebuilt
GAMEPLAY
WHY SHOW THE TRAILER WHEN YOU CAN SHOW THE STAGE !!!AND!!! THE TRAILER??? XDDDD
>no kinect
why
>>341071912
If you're a kid, a casual, or an old person who doesn't want to spend the money or effort on a pc
>>341072015
That guy is way too old to have such a ridiculous hairstyle.
>needing to label it as 'real gameplay'
>>341071912
No idea
CRINGE BEGINNS CRINGE BEGINNSCRINGE BEGINNSCRINGE BEGINNSCRINGE BEGINNSCRINGE BEGINNSCRINGE BEGINNSCRINGE BEGINNSCRINGE BEGINNSCRINGE BEGINNSCRINGE BEGINNSCRINGE BEGINNSCRINGE BEGINNSCRINGE BEGINNSCRINGE BEGINNSCRINGE BEGINNSv
>facecam
I AM LITERALLY POURING THE BLEACH DOWN MY THROAT RIGHT NOW
They fund the best way to ruin this gameplay
The best possible way
no one actually talks to each other like this
Oh boy fucking actors
HI EVERYBODY
>HI EVERYBODY
HI EVERYBODY
>HI EVERYBODY
HI EVERYBODY
>HI EVERYBODY
HI EVERYBODY
>HI EVERYBODY
"Look we got real gamers playing!
jesus christ shut up
HEY GUYS.
DEAD RISING 4 SAID AVAILABLE ON X1 AND WIN 10.
NOT, EXCLUSIVE TO.
PS4 VERSION CONFIRMED.
>>341072090
they're made with cheap material and are fitted for asian bodies so anyone else just looks retarded in one.
>facecam
GREAT WATER
So this is where the real cringe begins
>Americans playing video games
God, this is disgusting, I'm all for banter with m8s but Americans are just obnoxious memers about it.
>>341072236
At least it's nearly over.
Holy fuck this looks amazing
Jesus christ this looks like shit. Why do they have to ruin all the gameplay trailers with annoying fucking nerds?
This looks fun if you have friends.
omg guys the sails are down they're down omg
>>341072559
GET HYPE
Oh, this is all so totally wacky!
>no one's listening to the girl
Well at least they got that part right.
>DIE
>yelling faggots
>A whole year later and it still looks like an early access survival multiplayer game
>This shit over acting
HOLY CRINGE
this looksfunguys
YOU ARE LEAVING ME BEHIND, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
a video game? at e3???????????????
This actually looks pretty sick, but fuck these facecams
>not aiming in front of the enemy ship
fucking plebs
You know those people making threads about youtube celebrities all the time? They watch stuff like this all day. All fucking day.
Jerry Seinfeld is back?
>OH DUDE
>NO
>NOOO
>NOOOOOO
We want the Let's Player audience
>>341072848
This
>>341071823
"Nothing major" because everything gets leaked or announced earlier these days. It's all new stuff.
FUCKING ANNOYING ASS PLAYERS WITH FACECAMS WHY
Well, this game looked cool when I first saw it, but now it's like a billion Pewdipie's and Gamer gurls have invaded my screen.
I can't focus on anything, fuck.
sea of thieves was the best game they showed
TURNBULL COUNTRY?
ANOTHER AUSTRALIAN GAME?
>game that seems interesting
>dub it over with faggots
every
time
There is a surprisingly SMALL amount of niggers in Msoft briefing
i feel ostracised
>another fucking zombie game
Overkill Walking Dead game?
Post apocalyptic Supernatural?
i've been waiting for a pirate game. looks pretty good. hate the streamerfaggots though.
STATE OF DECAY 2?
THATS NOT HOW METAL WORKS
STATE OF DECAY 2
oh look more zombie games
Oh, this game.
I vaguely remember this game.
So it's getting a sequel?
KEKED
ZOMBIES AN SHEIT
another zombie game
>another zombie survival game
REMINDER STATE OF DECAY 1 WAS A BUGGY PIECE OF SHIT.
state of decay 2?
state of decay online only
state of decay was fun desu
I thought zombies games were over. Can they end please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7g-bDht5Ao
Zombie survival?
>More zombie shit
>>341073279
would have broken her arm for sure
>zombie survival game
yawn
>another fucking zombie survival game
>>341073276
>>341073284
Why would you want State of Decay 2? Wasn't it shit?
Zombies were a mistake
I thought it was an Evil Dead game and got my hopes up.
fucking knew it. state of decay 1 was great, 2 will hopefully be good
TIME FOR HALO WARS BOIS
And now, for Halo Wars 2.
Yep, it's Halo Wars 2.
Oh boy, Halo Wars 2.
And that's it for Microsoft at E3.
oh look more marine game with slow songs
>>341066513
Indie games are to actual games as punk bands are to metal. The former really, REALLY wants to be the latter, but doesn't have the skill to pull it off, so they do it terribly, but claim the terribleness is on purpose and you just don't fucking get it if you point out how inept they truly are
>>341072236
>>341072202
>>341072236
>>341072195
SEE I TOLD YOU YOU FUCKS !
> SEE I TOLD YOU YOU FUCKS !
SEE I TOLD YOU YOU FUCKS !
> SEE I TOLD YOU YOU FUCKS !
SEE I TOLD YOU YOU FUCKS !
> SEE I TOLD YOU YOU FUCKS !
SEE I TOLD YOU YOU FUCKS !
> SEE I TOLD YOU YOU FUCKS !
SEE I TOLD YOU YOU FUCKS !
> SEE I TOLD YOU YOU FUCKS !
SEE I TOLD YOU YOU FUCKS !
> SEE I TOLD YOU YOU FUCKS !
>>341071959
Meme clothes.
Halo Wars 2
this better be halo
>Current year
>Zombie game
>With a black guy and a girl
>>341072936
not everyone is as versed in 17centurey naval tactics as you armchais admiral
NO, WHERES FUCKING MCC
halo wars 2 baaaaaaaaaybay
Ensemble couldn't figure out how to make console RTS work, why would you think anyone else could?
HAAAAW WAW
is that leonard cohen singing?
>Team based zombie game
OH BOY, JUST WHAT WE NEEDED! GOOD THINGS THE DIDN'T PUT ANY SURVIVAL ELEMENTS IN IT TOO, I LOVE JUST SHOOTING ZAOMBIES SO FEASH NEW GAMEPLAY!
For a second I thought this was a Planet of the Apes game
That'd be bad-ass
>OLD UNSC LOGO
NOICE
>>341072216
yarg. I don't know what I expected
oh boy babby's second rts
Halo has ape men now?
They really like song with slow mo trailers.
still milking halo i see
NEW FRED LADS
>>341073657
>>341073657
>>341073657
>>341073702
It's on PC now.
>>341073664
literally shooting at any moving target
wait, it's bait, nobody is this retarded
>>341073440
Yes but the first one was buggy as fuck and then the Year One Survival edition was supposedly just as buggy.
Had annoying shit like survivors eating food when you weren't playing so you had to constantly find food.
lol mechs in halo? they retconed that shit
That was an EPIC trailer
Not even kidding
Why is 34shit there. Creative Assembly makes Halo Wars 2
So Microsoft has only shown 2 games that haven't been revealed before.
>>341073982
But will also be dumbed down to work on consoles
>'Sad' music game trailer
Holy shit, guys, this is emotional and sheet!
>>341073829
The Brutes.
They've been in Halo for twelve years now.
>>341073993
>Had annoying shit like survivors eating food when you weren't playing so you had to constantly find food.
oh wow
>>341073979
Stream's almost over shitlord.
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