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Comfy Microshill E3 "conference" designated shitposting thread.
Sticky too fast? Tired of people replying with one line of all-caps just repeating what's happening on screen as if you can't see it?
Then this might be the thread for you.
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
Optimism and a generally pleasant attitude preferred but not required.
FIRST XTSKXDFDD
Why are you making a new thread?
It's over.
Dude dramatic music and slow motion in a warzone
MORE SLOW MO WITH SONG
MORE
EVERY TRAILER
D+
Better than EA's, but that's not saying much
>>341073657
>halo wars made by 343i
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddd dropped
FOR WHAT ? THE BREIF WILL FINISH SOON
>RTS on console
lol
>>341073657
>Optimism and a generally pleasant attitude
>/v/
Pick one.
ok something that might be good
>more gaylo shit
>>341073952
This
>using ODST's to crash tanks
Nice
>>341073657
A lot of sequels from established series
>343
Well at least it's still Spirit of Fire crew instead of that Infinity shit.
>>341073956
>>341073908
can discuss how underwhlming it was when it finishes or let the thread die.
no harm done.
>David Aeiou
>closing the show with a console rts
HAAH WAAW 25
when will they let halo die?
This guy sounds a bit like steve-o
Was a pretty good trailer for Halo Wars 2 tbqh
The only game that they announced that could convince me to get W10 is DR4 but the series is known for shitty PC ports so I'm still not interested
C- for M$
State of Decay 1 was alright, and if they manage to do the same game but with good engine and coop then it will be godly
Just don't make it MMO shite
>>341073960
>343
>halo wars: fanfiction edition
>Halo Wars was 7 years ago
>>341074152
Fair enough.
>Windows 10 and Xbone
It never gets old...
Some Cringey stuff, but overall not bad. B-
>oh my
i'm getting old
Was that slo-mo or an accurate representation of the framerate?
Post your e3 setup
>on Xbox One
THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT WANT TO PLAY IT ARE ON PC YOU FUCKING CUNTS
Sea of Thieves, State of Decay and We Happy Few saved Microsoft.
D
They had games, the showed gameplay, a lot of the games didn't look great, no real exclusives and the only one I wanted are multiplats. I'm sad how shitty scalebound looks
I was bored for most of it
MASTER CHIEF COLLECTION, STOP THIS SHITTU
>>341073582
holy fuck don't even try with the music comparisons you absolute asperger
who the fuck wants to play metal lmfao jesus christ you're actually autistic
>console RTS
Not even twice
>>341073657
>Windows® 10™ exclusive
Are they really going full jew and make the games not retroactive with other windows versions somehow?
PC AND PS4 MASTER RACE
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
why is babby's second rts on PC
>>341074395
you seem like a retard
>>341074395
lmao youre the only one posting in the whatsapp chat, how embarrassing
Phil in the house again
wrapping up
New console announce?
>>341074304
>>Halo Wars was 7 years ago
>>341074519
*now on PC
>>341074581
nah dude their going to compete with starcraft 2 man d/w they got dis
>>341074543
This is unexpectedly true.
>RTS with only 2 Factions
>on Consoles
Console players gonna get BTFO by PC players
>>341074395
You should leave.
>>341074754
>beta on console
Shit is doomed
>PLAY WITHOUT BOUNDARIES
>PUNISHED PHIL
>>341074429
>no real exclusives
>being on Windows 10 makes it not a Microsoft exclusive
Why even post m8?
We called it... Xbox sans frontières, Big boss... A gaming community without boarders...
>>341074712
It was right at the beginning. You missed it bud.
>>341074395
Pretty /comfy/ in my warm bath
e3 has nothing
>>341074395
Hoe gaat het ?
>>341074395
just delete this post man. save yourself from further embarrassment
>>341074395
>>341074543
Yeah, I wonder if Microsoft are slowly dropping out of consoles.
>>341074537
dude M$ is pushing win10 with the force of a thousand suns. you should be lucky a microshit guy doesn't break into your house and installs it on your PC.
We'll rub our nose in dirty Dew soaked keyboards
>>341074395
>only one posting in chat
>actually names the chat "E3 news & discussions" to police it
>using whatsapp
>epic gabe meme pic
loser
>no Crackdown 3 footage
What's new in the Xbone ass?
>>341074927
No there are rumors of an even more powerful one. Not just slim
Oh boy.
HERE COMES THE XBOX 32X
>>341075089
>meanwhile, in australia
EA: F
Bethesda: C
Microsoft: D- and that's out of pity, and because I play on PC so hey, no reason to buy an xbox one I'll get all their games.
>Xbox One S
So they're going full Apple, huh?
>xbox ones
>>341074543
But PS4 doesn't have any good exclusives.
>release a new bone
>do everything you can to make purchasing an xbone a bad idea
Why is Microsoft so desperate to fuck themselves like this? Was losing the console war this gen just not enough failure for them?
MOLE
MOLEY MOLE
TODD!
C
+We Happy Few
+Recore
+Sea of Thieves
+"Exclusively on Xbox One and Windows 10"
-Everything else.
WHY ARE PEOPLE CHEERING ON CONSOLE GENERATIONS BEING SHORTER AND SHORTER?
>>341075089
Hello Antartica
>TODD
>>341075307
I'll wait for the Xbox One S+
GODD HOWARD
TODD
Todd!!!!
>>341075089
haha
TODD
POWERED
BY
OCULUS
RIFT
SIGN IN WITH YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT TODAY
LOL
TODDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>todd
>it's all lies now
LYIN TODD
WITH A BIG APOSTROPHE
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS A TERAFLOP
Why is every trailer now so damn overdramatic.
>>341075128
But wait
>>341075462
Fuck off gen7babby, console generations have always been 4-5 years
THE XBOX-U!
>Xbones
>Todd immediately starts lying as soon as he's allowed to talk.
Go home Ted.
>>341075457
>+"Exclusively on Xbox One and Windows 10"
>tfw all your pixels are low quality
So this is how consoles die
>best frame rate
I think you mean locked 30 fps
Fully rendered pixels... Highest quality pixels you've ever seen!
What the fuck.
>HIGHEST
>QUALITY
>PIXELS
>>341075692
GTFO
>>341075462
they're literal console peasants
This was the shortest console generation to date.
>THE HIGHEST QUALITY PIXELS
>UNCOMPRESSED PIXELS
Why the fuck would you uncompress your pixels your fucking retards that's just a waste of VRAM
>highest quality pixels
>The highest quality pixels ever seen
Duuuuuuuuuude
>HIGHEST QUALITY PIXELS.
>>341075828
Yes, them releasing all their games on PC is a good thing.
my pixels are fucking better
>Highest quality pixels
SONY LOST
the things we made for xbox 1 will still work on xbox 1
>HIGHEST
>QUALITY
>PIXELS
HIGH QUALITY PIXELS
random black women
FULLY UNCOMPRESSED PIXELS
>>341075695
Because gaming is art
Enjoy your shit-tier pixels, PCfags.
>>341075828
If you didn't have a giggle every time they said that for EVERY game, I don't know what to tell you.
HIGH QUALITY PIXELS
SONY LOST
This video is trying to tell you
YOU GOT FUCKED BY GETTING A BONE GO BUY A NEWER BONE YOU FAGGOT
>Emile from halo reach render on their computer
???????????
XBOX ONE IS DEAD.
XBOX TWO
>>341075967
>This was the shortest console generation to date.
this is fucking insane. how long did it last? 2 years?
Thank fucking GOD I'm not an idort.
You poor fucking consolefags/
>>341075934
YOU FUCKFACES THROW AROUND THAT WORD LIKE IT MEANS SOMETHING JUST EXPLAIN IT
Welp. Now to convert fully to PC gaming
all these leaks have been right
jesus christ
COME ON SONY FUCK EM UP
>Project Scorpio
>December 2017
kek
Fucking Scorpio?
SIX
TERRA
FLOPS
XBOX WON
>>341075136
>inb4 you'll need xbox live gold membership on windows too
>4K
>4K
>4K
How many of those people have 4K TVs and monitors? These buzzwords are annoying.
without sacrificing qaulity? bullshit
throw that XBONE in the trash ahaha
>>341076052
It means there is no reason to buy the one.
>We want you guys to have more freedom!
>We want you guys to be able to play how you want!
Remember when they were going to make the XBone online-only?
Welp
SONYGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
WE DID IT XBROS!
>next year
fuck you phill
>And the crowd cheers as their xbones become deprecated
Probably gonna be the same for the PS4, fuck gaming and the people that shaped it to what it is today.
>>341076478
SCORPIO
>>341076287
mark these words, i believe this name
>>341076343
I'M NOT GOOGLE YOU FUCKING PLEB
>>341076256
>we're not leaving the Xbox one behind though goy
>Nvidia 1080: 9 teraflops
>Xbone 1.5: 6 teraflops
Are consoles even trying?
>released xbox one
>xbox one s released a few years later
>one year later xbox 2
Why even buy this shit?
wait a minute... XBOX ONE S IS NOT SOCRPIO ??????
XBOX, GO HOME
It's bad enough they gotta have HD remakes of all these games, now theres HD remakes of consoles too
xBOX WON
PC GAMERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>4k gaming
have they learned nothing from all the lies
>HIGHEST QUALITY PIXELS
>6 TERAFLOPS
HOW CAN SONYGGERS EVEN COMPETE?
>>341076495
can't sacrifice what you don't have
>yfw you bought a PS4
why buy the xbone s when the new one is coming out in like a year?
>>341076683
UNCOMPRESSED PIXELS
HAHAHAHAHA
>Combatable
>>341076607
YEAH I BET YOU'RE SOMETHING WORSE LIKE ASK JEEVES YOU LITTLE FUCCBOI
PC FAGS BTFO!!!
WHY WOULD YOU ANNOUNCE A REVISION AND THEN A REVISION TO THE REVISION ON THE SAME DAY?
>>341076638
No, that's just a smaller Xbox One.
You gotta wait until next year for the Xbox Two.
So what you're telling me is I shouldn't buy an Xbone and just wait for Scorpio since it's all backwards compatible anyway?
Any pcfriends want to compare the scorpio to pc parts?
They really don't want anyone to buy that One Ass, do they?
>>341076613
6 TERAFLOPS!!!On Xbone and PC
>>341076537
maybe they learned from that mistake
So if I understand this.
The games will look like shit, but they will run at a consistent fps so you do not vomit while trying to use VR?
Literally no reason to own a console now
>Doesn't announce the price
I see what you did there.
>>341076491
I have a tv, 100 cm long, for 330 euros
>>341076528
They don't give a shit, they get money either way, not that making a lot of money matters since MS Office sales make up 90% of MS' profit.
>>341076290
november '13
>>341076790
Because it's a year difference, and the new one will probably be a couple hundred dollars more.
>>341076854
Those are some HIGH QUALITY PIXELS there my friend.
If they don't call it the Xbox One-Up, I'm fucking done
Wait, so the Xbox slim isn't the new console? Alright then.
>games can run on xbone consoles and PCs
>but somehow runs better on Scorpio
Yeah, that's not how you get sales.
>>341076837
SAYS 4CHAN
>10X0 GTX can barely handle 4K
>XboneS will pull console into 4K gaming
HOW DID THEY DO IT??
in two years 6 tflops will be running on mobile
capture this shit
>Project scorpio has specs equivalent to a mid-range enthusiast PC
>All the new M$ games are Xbone + Windows 10 now
>Scorpio is literally a PC
wew lad
>>341076713
>>341076848
Some people can't handle the quality of Scorpio's pixels. It's simply too much.
>>341076613
Don't compare Nvidia TFLOPS to AMD
Fury X is over 8 TFLOPS yet loses to a 6TFLOP 980 Ti
>>341076848
One is for poor fags.
The other is for 4k VR console superrace.
KILL ME
>>341077127
>muh teraflops
>>341076853
Exactly
Or buy a PC, since everything will work on win10 anyways
Coming Holiday 2017 at a price of 599 US dollars
>>341077031
ok so not even 3 years. lmfao
>>341076974
THAT'S IT????
Literally the worse MS E3 ever!
so whens the next conference
>>341074897
>being on Windows 10 makes it not a Microsoft exclusive
It makes it not an xbone exclusive, making there no reason to buy it
>>341076881
It won't run 4k smoothly.
No single consumer gpu for pc can even run it yet, need a dual card setup
>>341076613
>Xbone 1.5
Holy fuck this takes me back. When they first announced the 360 everyone was calling it the Xbox 1.5. I guess they really have comefull circle
>>341076491
I have a 55" 4k for pretty cheap. Something like 400 dollars.
>>341077103
AT LEAST I'M NOT SOME GAY BALD BUTLER
>>341077127
S wont do 4k gaming
Wait so explain to me what the point of having this newer more powerful console if every game for it will have to play on the original Xbox One with lower specs?
>>341076881
It's already weaker than nvidia gtx 1070
>>341077314
Ubisoft in 2 hours
>>341077127
does the xbones even have better specs? seems like the scorpio is gonna be there upgraded version and the s is just a slim model
>>341077127
>XboneS will pull console into 4K gaming
But thats wrong
Why are they going to 4k when they cant even get 1080 60fps
So where are the games?
>>341077127
With the power of the the cloud.
BLAST PROCESSING
>>341077069
I'm sorry, i took it directly from /woo/.
>>341077095
Isn't that like the new 3ds
>>341077260
>furyx loses to 980ti
thats wrong you retard, look at any game at 4K res
>>341077387
NO YOU'RE A RETARDED FAGGOT FROG
I don't get what's happening to the console market anymore
>>341077536
what. they just showed a million of them
>PC gaming show in 10 minutes
fuck
>>341077314
Basically now
>>341077402
I'm guessing Scorpio versions of games will have settings to choose resolution and graphical settings if they really want to sell it to Xbone owners who don't play at 4K
I like the way all Xbone games are compatible with each other. I hope Sony follows suit
>>341076881
Well, it's a 6GFLOP console, and the Radeon RX 480 is a 5TFLOP card for US$200. GTX 1070 is a 6.5TFLOP card for US$379.
In short: It's still a shitty overpriced weak piece of shit.
>>341076834
>tfw PS4 and PC
>mfw low quality pixels
>>341077503
isnt it the pc show next?
>>341077531
They literally said they wanted 4k gaming with scoprio. That is why the guy talked about seeing the highest quality pixels.
Where can I find summaries of what was announced?
>>341077680
You and me both. Its ok. It just means the crash is coming soon.
This was fucking dull.
Only two interesting games:
We Happy Few - nice trailer, gameplay might still be shit.
Sea of Thieves - horrible way to present a game, but it looked nice.
>>341077669
HOLY SHIT THAT GUY IS HUGE
>>341077704
nuh uh, I didn't like them because... uh.. SONY WINS AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHA
>>341077704
Haha funny one anon
>>341077150
It seems like a variation of what Alienware tried to do with those SteamOS boxes. A specialized PC designed just for gaming with a few tweaks to make it look special and jack the price up.
Does 4k refer to bit? Like the N64 was 64bit
The cheering for the Scorpio was pretty disgusting.
Thanks for buying a 300-500 dollar box and now you can give us another 500-600 for a new more shiny box.
>>341077260
Nice meme nvidiot
A of recent fury x is very on par with the 980ti
And btfos it in all dx12 games
And soon nvidia will drop support for the 900 series ad they do with every new generation release.
I'm not even an AMDrone
>own 980ti sli
Just waiting to be gimped
People like to meme on neo-rare, but the pirate game looked really great.
>>341078015
He's huge enough to block two people sitting behind him.
>>341078015
HUGE GUTS
![Pepe-the-frog-meme-16[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZuiMqjn.jpg "Pepe-the-frog-meme-16[1].jpg")
>>341077674
HEY JEEVES CAN I ASK WHY YOU'RE NOT AS SMUG AS I AM?
IS IT BECAUSE YOU ALSO DON'T KNOW WHAT A TERAFLOP IS? IS THAT IT JEEVES? ARE YOU TOO BUSY TRYING TO FIND HAIRPLUGS OR SALVAGING YOUR DED SITE
>>341078089
Is this a serious question?
>>341077874
I know, that;s why I said the guy was wrong about the Xbone s being 4k
Wait are you confusing the Xbone s with the scorpio?
>>341078015
you know shit
he is an uncompressed scorpio pixel
>>341074395
>State of Decay is objectively the best zombie game on the market
In mechanics that's true, but as a game it's awful.
>You can play a character for like 20 minutes before you have to switch out to one you never used because they're "tired" so their replacement's stats are garbage but you're expected to have high stat characters come midgame.
>Everyone is so bitchy and requires constant visits back to your base to keep them from committing a mutiny despite the safes having triple what is required of you.
>Cars are destroyed permanently if you flip over(Will happen due to how bad cars take hills and just drive on ice in general) and fixing them(The ones that aren't flipped over) is only possible by parking in a specific zone that takes realtime hours to fix barely any damage at all.
>Moving bases is horrendously expensive and you can only tell how bad a base is going to be after you place it down since you're not there to monitor how zombies spawn in or you're attacked in general.
For example, I have a base out in the middle of a field that has a zombie spawner right next to it(Which can be remedied just fine) but you constantly get attacked more than if you were in the center of a town, and getting items back to your base is awful.
>Prior to a patch that only happened because of a mod you had to jump on top of your truck and manually drop heavy bags just to carry them back.
>Taking partners with you drops morale like crazy and they can't fight at all.
>Special zombies are huge bullet/damage sponges in a game where ammo is almost impossible to come by and weapons break in basically four hits.
It was awful once you got half way through.
SOMEONE POST A BLOODY PLAN RIGHT NOW
So basically, get an Xbox One S or a PC.
PC stream where?
>>341078015
for you
>>341077943
fenton muley's turning eight
>UNCOMPRESSED PIXELS
>UNCOMPRESSED PIXELS
>UNCOMPRESSED PIXELS
>UNCOMPRESSED PIXELS
>UNCOMPRESSED PIXELS
>UNCOMPRESSED PIXELS
