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Comfy Microshill E3 "conference" designated shitposting thread.

Sticky too fast? Tired of people replying with one line of all-caps just repeating what's happening on screen as if you can't see it?

Then this might be the thread for you.

https://gaming.youtube.com/e3

Optimism and a generally pleasant attitude preferred but not required.
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FIRST XTSKXDFDD
>>
Why are you making a new thread?
It's over.
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Dude dramatic music and slow motion in a warzone
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MORE SLOW MO WITH SONG
MORE
EVERY TRAILER
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D+

Better than EA's, but that's not saying much
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>>341073657
>halo wars made by 343i
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddd dropped
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FOR WHAT ? THE BREIF WILL FINISH SOON
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>RTS on console
lol
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>>341073657
>Optimism and a generally pleasant attitude
>/v/

Pick one.
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ok something that might be good
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>more gaylo shit
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>>341073952
This
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>using ODST's to crash tanks
Nice
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>>341073657
A lot of sequels from established series
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>343
Well at least it's still Spirit of Fire crew instead of that Infinity shit.
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>>341073956
>>341073908
can discuss how underwhlming it was when it finishes or let the thread die.

no harm done.
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>David Aeiou
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>closing the show with a console rts
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HAAH WAAW 25
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when will they let halo die?
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This guy sounds a bit like steve-o
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Was a pretty good trailer for Halo Wars 2 tbqh
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The only game that they announced that could convince me to get W10 is DR4 but the series is known for shitty PC ports so I'm still not interested
C- for M$
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State of Decay 1 was alright, and if they manage to do the same game but with good engine and coop then it will be godly
Just don't make it MMO shite
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>>341073960
>343
>halo wars: fanfiction edition
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>Halo Wars was 7 years ago
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>>341074152
Fair enough.
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>Windows 10 and Xbone

It never gets old...
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Some Cringey stuff, but overall not bad. B-
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>oh my

i'm getting old
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Was that slo-mo or an accurate representation of the framerate?
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Post your e3 setup
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>on Xbox One
THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT WANT TO PLAY IT ARE ON PC YOU FUCKING CUNTS
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Sea of Thieves, State of Decay and We Happy Few saved Microsoft.
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D

They had games, the showed gameplay, a lot of the games didn't look great, no real exclusives and the only one I wanted are multiplats. I'm sad how shitty scalebound looks

I was bored for most of it
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MASTER CHIEF COLLECTION, STOP THIS SHITTU
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>>341073582
holy fuck don't even try with the music comparisons you absolute asperger
who the fuck wants to play metal lmfao jesus christ you're actually autistic
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>console RTS

Not even twice
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>>341073657
>Windows® 10™ exclusive
Are they really going full jew and make the games not retroactive with other windows versions somehow?
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PC AND PS4 MASTER RACE

BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
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why is babby's second rts on PC
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>>341074395
you seem like a retard
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>>341074395
lmao youre the only one posting in the whatsapp chat, how embarrassing
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Phil in the house again

wrapping up
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New console announce?
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>>341074304
>>Halo Wars was 7 years ago
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>>341074519
*now on PC
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>>341074581
nah dude their going to compete with starcraft 2 man d/w they got dis
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>>341074543

This is unexpectedly true.
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>RTS with only 2 Factions
>on Consoles
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Console players gonna get BTFO by PC players
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>>341074395
>WhatsApp

You should leave.
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>>341074754
>beta on console

Shit is doomed
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>PLAY WITHOUT BOUNDARIES

>PUNISHED PHIL
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>>341074429
>no real exclusives
>being on Windows 10 makes it not a Microsoft exclusive
Why even post m8?
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We called it... Xbox sans frontières, Big boss... A gaming community without boarders...
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>>341074712
It was right at the beginning. You missed it bud.
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>>341074395
Pretty /comfy/ in my warm bath
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e3 has nothing
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>>341074395
Hoe gaat het ?
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>>341074395
just delete this post man. save yourself from further embarrassment
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>>341074395
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>>341074543
Yeah, I wonder if Microsoft are slowly dropping out of consoles.
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>>341074537
dude M$ is pushing win10 with the force of a thousand suns. you should be lucky a microshit guy doesn't break into your house and installs it on your PC.
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We'll rub our nose in dirty Dew soaked keyboards
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>>341074395
>only one posting in chat
>actually names the chat "E3 news & discussions" to police it
>using whatsapp
>epic gabe meme pic

loser
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>no Crackdown 3 footage
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What's new in the Xbone ass?
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>>341074927
No there are rumors of an even more powerful one. Not just slim
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Oh boy.

HERE COMES THE XBOX 32X
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>>341075089
>meanwhile, in australia
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EA: F
Bethesda: C
Microsoft: D- and that's out of pity, and because I play on PC so hey, no reason to buy an xbox one I'll get all their games.
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>Xbox One S

So they're going full Apple, huh?
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>xbox ones
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>>341074543
But PS4 doesn't have any good exclusives.
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>release a new bone
>do everything you can to make purchasing an xbone a bad idea
Why is Microsoft so desperate to fuck themselves like this? Was losing the console war this gen just not enough failure for them?
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MOLE


MOLEY MOLE
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TODD!
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C

+We Happy Few
+Recore
+Sea of Thieves
+"Exclusively on Xbox One and Windows 10"

-Everything else.
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WHY ARE PEOPLE CHEERING ON CONSOLE GENERATIONS BEING SHORTER AND SHORTER?
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>>341075089
Hello Antartica
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>TODD
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>>341075307
I'll wait for the Xbox One S+
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GODD HOWARD
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TODD
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Todd!!!!
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>>341075089
haha
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TODD
>>
POWERED
BY
OCULUS
RIFT

SIGN IN WITH YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT TODAY
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LOL
>>
TODDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>
>todd
>it's all lies now
>>
LYIN TODD
WITH A BIG APOSTROPHE
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WHAT IN THE FUCK IS A TERAFLOP
>>
Why is every trailer now so damn overdramatic.
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>>341075128
But wait
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>>341075462
Fuck off gen7babby, console generations have always been 4-5 years
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THE XBOX-U!
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>Xbones
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>Todd immediately starts lying as soon as he's allowed to talk.

Go home Ted.
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>>341075457
>+"Exclusively on Xbox One and Windows 10"
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>tfw all your pixels are low quality
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So this is how consoles die
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>best frame rate
I think you mean locked 30 fps
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Fully rendered pixels... Highest quality pixels you've ever seen!

What the fuck.
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>HIGHEST
>QUALITY
>PIXELS
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>>341075692
GTFO
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>>341075462
they're literal console peasants
>>
This was the shortest console generation to date.
>THE HIGHEST QUALITY PIXELS
>UNCOMPRESSED PIXELS
Why the fuck would you uncompress your pixels your fucking retards that's just a waste of VRAM
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>highest quality pixels
>>
>The highest quality pixels ever seen
Duuuuuuuuuude
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>HIGHEST QUALITY PIXELS.
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>>341075828
Yes, them releasing all their games on PC is a good thing.
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my pixels are fucking better
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>Highest quality pixels
SONY LOST
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the things we made for xbox 1 will still work on xbox 1
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>HIGHEST
>QUALITY
>PIXELS
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HIGH QUALITY PIXELS
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random black women
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FULLY UNCOMPRESSED PIXELS
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>>341075695
Because gaming is art
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Enjoy your shit-tier pixels, PCfags.
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>>341075828
If you didn't have a giggle every time they said that for EVERY game, I don't know what to tell you.
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HIGH QUALITY PIXELS
SONY LOST
>>
This video is trying to tell you

YOU GOT FUCKED BY GETTING A BONE GO BUY A NEWER BONE YOU FAGGOT
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>Emile from halo reach render on their computer


???????????
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XBOX ONE IS DEAD.
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XBOX TWO
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>>341075967
>This was the shortest console generation to date.
this is fucking insane. how long did it last? 2 years?
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Thank fucking GOD I'm not an idort.

You poor fucking consolefags/
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>>341075934
YOU FUCKFACES THROW AROUND THAT WORD LIKE IT MEANS SOMETHING JUST EXPLAIN IT
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Welp. Now to convert fully to PC gaming
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all these leaks have been right

jesus christ
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COME ON SONY FUCK EM UP
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>Project Scorpio
>December 2017

kek
>>
Fucking Scorpio?
>>
SIX
TERRA
FLOPS

XBOX WON
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>>341075136
>inb4 you'll need xbox live gold membership on windows too
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>4K
>4K
>4K
How many of those people have 4K TVs and monitors? These buzzwords are annoying.
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without sacrificing qaulity? bullshit
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throw that XBONE in the trash ahaha
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>>341076052
It means there is no reason to buy the one.
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>We want you guys to have more freedom!
>We want you guys to be able to play how you want!

Remember when they were going to make the XBone online-only?
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Welp
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SONYGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

WE DID IT XBROS!
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>next year

fuck you phill
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>And the crowd cheers as their xbones become deprecated

Probably gonna be the same for the PS4, fuck gaming and the people that shaped it to what it is today.
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>>341076478
SCORPIO
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>>341076287
mark these words, i believe this name
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>>341076343
I'M NOT GOOGLE YOU FUCKING PLEB
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>>341076256
>we're not leaving the Xbox one behind though goy
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>Nvidia 1080: 9 teraflops
>Xbone 1.5: 6 teraflops
Are consoles even trying?
>>
>released xbox one
>xbox one s released a few years later
>one year later xbox 2

Why even buy this shit?
>>
wait a minute... XBOX ONE S IS NOT SOCRPIO ??????
>>
XBOX, GO HOME
>>
>>
It's bad enough they gotta have HD remakes of all these games, now theres HD remakes of consoles too
>>
xBOX WON
>>
PC GAMERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>
>4k gaming
have they learned nothing from all the lies
>>
>HIGHEST QUALITY PIXELS
>6 TERAFLOPS

HOW CAN SONYGGERS EVEN COMPETE?
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>>341076495
can't sacrifice what you don't have
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>yfw you bought a PS4
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why buy the xbone s when the new one is coming out in like a year?
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>>341076683
UNCOMPRESSED PIXELS

HAHAHAHAHA
>>
>Combatable
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>>341076607
YEAH I BET YOU'RE SOMETHING WORSE LIKE ASK JEEVES YOU LITTLE FUCCBOI
>>
PC FAGS BTFO!!!
>>
WHY WOULD YOU ANNOUNCE A REVISION AND THEN A REVISION TO THE REVISION ON THE SAME DAY?
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>>341076638
No, that's just a smaller Xbox One.
You gotta wait until next year for the Xbox Two.
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So what you're telling me is I shouldn't buy an Xbone and just wait for Scorpio since it's all backwards compatible anyway?
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Any pcfriends want to compare the scorpio to pc parts?
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They really don't want anyone to buy that One Ass, do they?
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>>341076613
6 TERAFLOPS!!!
On Xbone and PC
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>>341076537
maybe they learned from that mistake
>>
So if I understand this.

The games will look like shit, but they will run at a consistent fps so you do not vomit while trying to use VR?
>>
Literally no reason to own a console now
>>
>Doesn't announce the price
I see what you did there.
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>>341076491
I have a tv, 100 cm long, for 330 euros
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>>341076528
They don't give a shit, they get money either way, not that making a lot of money matters since MS Office sales make up 90% of MS' profit.
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>>341076290
november '13
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>>341076790
Because it's a year difference, and the new one will probably be a couple hundred dollars more.
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>>341076854
Those are some HIGH QUALITY PIXELS there my friend.
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If they don't call it the Xbox One-Up, I'm fucking done
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Wait, so the Xbox slim isn't the new console? Alright then.
>>
>games can run on xbone consoles and PCs
>but somehow runs better on Scorpio

Yeah, that's not how you get sales.
>>
>>341076837
SAYS 4CHAN
>>
>10X0 GTX can barely handle 4K
>XboneS will pull console into 4K gaming

HOW DID THEY DO IT??
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in two years 6 tflops will be running on mobile

capture this shit
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>Project scorpio has specs equivalent to a mid-range enthusiast PC
>All the new M$ games are Xbone + Windows 10 now
>Scorpio is literally a PC

wew lad
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>>341076713
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>>341076848
Some people can't handle the quality of Scorpio's pixels. It's simply too much.
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>>341076613
Don't compare Nvidia TFLOPS to AMD

Fury X is over 8 TFLOPS yet loses to a 6TFLOP 980 Ti
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>>341076848
One is for poor fags.
The other is for 4k VR console superrace.
>>
KILL ME
>>
>>341077127
>muh teraflops
>>
>>341076853
Exactly

Or buy a PC, since everything will work on win10 anyways
>>
Coming Holiday 2017 at a price of 599 US dollars
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>>341077031
ok so not even 3 years. lmfao
>>
>>341076974
THAT'S IT????

Literally the worse MS E3 ever!
>>
so whens the next conference
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>>341074897
>being on Windows 10 makes it not a Microsoft exclusive
It makes it not an xbone exclusive, making there no reason to buy it
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>>341076881
It won't run 4k smoothly.
No single consumer gpu for pc can even run it yet, need a dual card setup
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>>341076613
>Xbone 1.5

Holy fuck this takes me back. When they first announced the 360 everyone was calling it the Xbox 1.5. I guess they really have come full circle
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>>341076491
I have a 55" 4k for pretty cheap. Something like 400 dollars.
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>>341077103
AT LEAST I'M NOT SOME GAY BALD BUTLER
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>>341077127
S wont do 4k gaming
>>
Wait so explain to me what the point of having this newer more powerful console if every game for it will have to play on the original Xbox One with lower specs?
>>
>>341076881
It's already weaker than nvidia gtx 1070
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>>341077314
Ubisoft in 2 hours
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>>341077127
does the xbones even have better specs? seems like the scorpio is gonna be there upgraded version and the s is just a slim model
>>
>>341077127
>XboneS will pull console into 4K gaming
But thats wrong

Why are they going to 4k when they cant even get 1080 60fps
>>
So where are the games?
>>
>>341077127
With the power of the the cloud.
>>
BLAST PROCESSING
>>
>>341077069
I'm sorry, i took it directly from /woo/.
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>>341077095
Isn't that like the new 3ds
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>>341077260
>furyx loses to 980ti
thats wrong you retard, look at any game at 4K res
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>>341077387
NO YOU'RE A RETARDED FAGGOT FROG
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I don't get what's happening to the console market anymore
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>>341077536
what. they just showed a million of them
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>PC gaming show in 10 minutes
fuck
>>
>>341077314
Basically now
>>
>>341077402
I'm guessing Scorpio versions of games will have settings to choose resolution and graphical settings if they really want to sell it to Xbone owners who don't play at 4K
>>
I like the way all Xbone games are compatible with each other. I hope Sony follows suit
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>>341076881
Well, it's a 6GFLOP console, and the Radeon RX 480 is a 5TFLOP card for US$200. GTX 1070 is a 6.5TFLOP card for US$379.
In short: It's still a shitty overpriced weak piece of shit.
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>>341076834
>tfw PS4 and PC
>mfw low quality pixels
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>>341077503
isnt it the pc show next?
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>>341077531
They literally said they wanted 4k gaming with scoprio. That is why the guy talked about seeing the highest quality pixels.
>>
Where can I find summaries of what was announced?
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>>341077680
You and me both. Its ok. It just means the crash is coming soon.
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This was fucking dull.

Only two interesting games:
We Happy Few - nice trailer, gameplay might still be shit.
Sea of Thieves - horrible way to present a game, but it looked nice.
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>>341077669
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HOLY SHIT THAT GUY IS HUGE
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>>341077704
nuh uh, I didn't like them because... uh.. SONY WINS AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>341077704
Haha funny one anon
>>
>>341077150

It seems like a variation of what Alienware tried to do with those SteamOS boxes. A specialized PC designed just for gaming with a few tweaks to make it look special and jack the price up.
>>
Does 4k refer to bit? Like the N64 was 64bit
>>
The cheering for the Scorpio was pretty disgusting.
Thanks for buying a 300-500 dollar box and now you can give us another 500-600 for a new more shiny box.
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>>341077260
Nice meme nvidiot
A of recent fury x is very on par with the 980ti
And btfos it in all dx12 games
And soon nvidia will drop support for the 900 series ad they do with every new generation release.
I'm not even an AMDrone
>own 980ti sli
Just waiting to be gimped
>>
People like to meme on neo-rare, but the pirate game looked really great.
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>>341078015
He's huge enough to block two people sitting behind him.
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>>341078015
HUGE GUTS
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>>341077674
HEY JEEVES CAN I ASK WHY YOU'RE NOT AS SMUG AS I AM?

IS IT BECAUSE YOU ALSO DON'T KNOW WHAT A TERAFLOP IS? IS THAT IT JEEVES? ARE YOU TOO BUSY TRYING TO FIND HAIRPLUGS OR SALVAGING YOUR DED SITE
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>>341078089
Is this a serious question?
>>
>>341077874
I know, that;s why I said the guy was wrong about the Xbone s being 4k
Wait are you confusing the Xbone s with the scorpio?
>>
>>341078015
you know shit

he is an uncompressed scorpio pixel
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>>341074395
>State of Decay is objectively the best zombie game on the market
In mechanics that's true, but as a game it's awful.

>You can play a character for like 20 minutes before you have to switch out to one you never used because they're "tired" so their replacement's stats are garbage but you're expected to have high stat characters come midgame.
>Everyone is so bitchy and requires constant visits back to your base to keep them from committing a mutiny despite the safes having triple what is required of you.
>Cars are destroyed permanently if you flip over(Will happen due to how bad cars take hills and just drive on ice in general) and fixing them(The ones that aren't flipped over) is only possible by parking in a specific zone that takes realtime hours to fix barely any damage at all.
>Moving bases is horrendously expensive and you can only tell how bad a base is going to be after you place it down since you're not there to monitor how zombies spawn in or you're attacked in general.
For example, I have a base out in the middle of a field that has a zombie spawner right next to it(Which can be remedied just fine) but you constantly get attacked more than if you were in the center of a town, and getting items back to your base is awful.
>Prior to a patch that only happened because of a mod you had to jump on top of your truck and manually drop heavy bags just to carry them back.
>Taking partners with you drops morale like crazy and they can't fight at all.
>Special zombies are huge bullet/damage sponges in a game where ammo is almost impossible to come by and weapons break in basically four hits.
It was awful once you got half way through.
>>
SOMEONE POST A BLOODY PLAN RIGHT NOW
>>
So basically, get an Xbox One S or a PC.
>>
PC stream where?
>>
>>341078015
for you
>>
>>341077943
fenton muley's turning eight
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>UNCOMPRESSED PIXELS
>UNCOMPRESSED PIXELS
>UNCOMPRESSED PIXELS
>UNCOMPRESSED PIXELS
>UNCOMPRESSED PIXELS
>UNCOMPRESSED PIXELS
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>>341078089
Yes.
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>>341078015
Looks like an american wandered off from the right and accidentally with youropoor journalists
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>>341078015
GABE NEWELL IS AT E3???
>>
Anyone have list of all announced Xbox games?
>>
>>341077992
nice shillpost, I have deposited 10 cents to your account
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>>341078015
he's jsut big boned
>>
What the fuck is a teraflop?
>>
>>341077898
here's a summary of the Xbone conference: "new" Xbox coming out in 2017 and literally no gaems at all
>>
Why the hell is E3 going on right now when even the E3 site says it's the 14-16th.
>>
I missed the chance to catch it, can someone recap?
>>
Will Recore be good?
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>>341078406
>>341077561
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>>341078506
It means the more teraflops the better graphics my xbox one games will have!!!
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YOU WANKERS BETTER POST A FUCKING E3 PLAN RIGHT NOW
>>
Why does everyone type in all caps in threads like these?
And that's from people who like to call others autistic or cringe.
>>
>>341078574

That's when the event starts, this is the pre event conferences which actually reveal the games

How fucking new are u?
>>
>>341078535
>literally no gaems
Do you faggots just look at the last 5 minutes of the stickies?
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>>341078015
I WAS LOOKING AT THAT GUY TOO

GODDAMN
>>
Sea of Thieves, Scalebound, Dead Rising 4 on PC. Good.
>>
>>341078506
1 million million (1000000000000) operations per second
>>
>>341078575
xbox announced 2 new consoles
>>
>>341078575
"Also available for Win10"
>>
>>341078620
Even number: it will be good.
Else, mediocre.
Dubs: awesome
Trips: shit
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>xbox does live gameplay after live gameplay
>feeds pc users xbox scraps
>nearly all exclusives
>sonyggers trying to claim it was a bad conference

toppest of keks. Just admit that a company that has done questionable things in the past has done something right for once. This conference literally could not have been better.
>>
Decided not to bother with the live streams this year. How has it been so far?

Looking at the news on Gamestop, the announcements seems to be pretty weak and uninteresting, mostly just trailers of old games as usual, but maybe that's just my jaded self.
>>
>>341078575

There's literally nothing on XBONE that is an exclusive no exaggeration. The recap is of you own a PC and ps4 you can play every single game they announced

Also they just announced a new super XBONE to be release by holiday 2017 because they know they're fucked
>>
I'd give MS a solid B
>>
>>341078506
It's what Microsoft thinks of their console, they just added tera cause it sounds cooler.
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>>341078506
more teraflops = more grafix = better games

were u even listening?
>>
>>341078382
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=_TCblAe-kvo

there's gonna be some gay speedrunning shit for the first 30 mins though
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>>341079074
>he watches E3 for any other reason than laughing at how cringeworthy everything is
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>>341079204
nah you're right it's all been real lame so far
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>>341079074
>exclusives
AND WINDOWS 10
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>>341078382
twitch pcgamer
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>>341079208
What about Soulbound? It's pretty much the only Xbone game I have a sliver of interest in.
>>
Take two/rockstar when?
>>
>>341079208
>If you run Windows 10 and have a PS4*
>>
>>341079325
Underrated post senpai
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what was the song playing during the halo wars 2 trailer?
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new leak
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>>341079468
I hope you like dubstep.
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>>341079023
So... if players dont upgrade to Win10 isnt Microsoft fucking up the game sales?

I mean who upgraded to Vista for dx10?
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>uncompressed pixels

my stream cut out at the end. what's the deal with the new xbone? did they price drop the old one?
>>
>>341078575
>Halo Wars 2 be made 343
>Some sort of Not-bioshock about a society controlled by happy-pills
>Scalebound gameplay featuring Dante from Devil May Cry
>New Tekken.
>Last Boss of Gears of War as a new character for Killer Instinct
>Some game about a woman and her robots called Recore
>CDProjeckt makes a card game.
>Minecraft and Lega worlds autism
>Guy sucks ass at new finale fantasy and makes it look like shit.
>New state of decay.
>>
Has E3 just been really dull for everyone else?

It doesn't feel like there has been any truly big announcements
>>
I'm getting overtaken by the wubs.
>>
>>341077317
BUT IT'S MONEY FOR MS EITHER WAY
>>
What are the chances we'll see a red dead announcement?
>>
>>341078286
PRETTY SMUG FOR A FAGGOT

ARE YOU ATTEMPTING TO USE ASK JEEVES TO FIND OUT WHAT IS A TFLOP?
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>>341079204
>How has it been so far?
THICK THIGHS
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>>341073657
Pete Destroy Fallout Hines is talking at the moment. I wish Geoff would hit him with the truth like he does sometimes, but he's obviously keeping it safe.
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>>341079074
I'm honestly impartial to all the corporate fanboying, and while I admire the approach they took; just showing games and gameplay non stop; nothing really sold me. I still feel absolutely no need to buy an Xbox.
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>>341079692
Is that a tidal wave of shit approaching Ned Flanders?
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>>341079901
I expected disappointment and got a couple things of interest.
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>>341079692
HIGH QUALITY PIXELS
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>>341079819

It's the leaders of Microsoft forcing their game division to shill windows 10.
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>(GUN NOISES)
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I'm at work right now, what did I miss?
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>>341078286
ALSO READ THESE POST
>>341078769
>>341079328
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>>341078575
Card games
Lies
Lamberginis driving on sand in Australia
Lies
Card games
Indie shit
Bad japanese games
Lies
Thick ladies
Diversity
Lets players yelling because yelling is fun
Lies
Todd (Lying to the max)
A new system letting you know this gen is shit and you were retarded for buying a console to begin with.
>>
>>341080325
Literally and figuratively nothing.
>>
>>341079873
>>Some sort of Not-bioshock about a society controlled by happy-pills
bruh go look up We happy Few gameplay. It looks pretty good
>>
>>341080231
they are uncompressed man
you know shit about tech, seriously
>>
2 minutes to pee cee conference
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>>341080325
accidental nipple on stage
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>>341080325
literally nothing you didn't already know
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>>341080325
>what did I miss
your future.
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>>341079074
I'm still not convinced on getting an Xbone or getting W10 so M$ didn't do a great job
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That was awful.
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>stories
>experiences

Cant wait to watch all these movies on twitch!
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>>341079901
Back in the day BF1 would have been an announcement that was kept under-wraps until the conference. These, days the conferences only exist to premiere AA games and keep the hypemachine running for the AAA games.
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>>341080489
Post pics.
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>>341080325

Read the thread
>>341079873

Also, a new Gears of War with a tiny female protagonist and Not-Zerg enemies.
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>>341079967
APPARENTLY NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS YOU LITERAL MEME
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>>341080283
DUN DUN DUN (silence)

'RAMIREZ!'
*guns shooting*

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
*jump cuts of incomprehensible in game footage*
*black screen*

*GUNMAN 1*
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How can anyone unironically watch meme spouting twitch coverage over the one and only doritos pope?
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>>341080683
nah, watch the conference :^)
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>>341080325
Xbox announced that they will have pixels.

No I'm not making that up.
>>
BUTTERLORD BABY
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>>341080873
>>341080873
someone explain this joke?
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>>341080910
Eh. Can't be bothered just for nips. Accidental or not.
>>
>>341079436
You know it's not the same as
>PS4 Exclusive!*
>*also on PC
since Microsoft makes Windows 10, right?
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did the catalogue disapoear for anyone else?
>>
Is the sound desynched for anyone else
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Goddamn, what the fuck was that? Were there even any game announcements besides State of Decay 2? Where were all the games? Why are they releasing TWO Xbox revisions back to back? Why does anyone think it's a good idea to hold back a next gen platform in favor of "not leaving anyone behind"? WHY DO THEY KEEP RELEASING HARDWARE WITH NO FUCKING GAMES

Goddamn I'm so disappointed. I hope Sony can redeem this E3 because it's been fucking awful so far and there's basically no reason to be hyped for Nintendo.
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>>341080632
>These, days the conferences only exist to premiere AA games and keep the hypemachine running for the AAA games.
This is probably what makes e3 so dull now, you are more likely to get some huge announcement outside of it
>>
>>341081060
you're missing out, they're still there :^)
>>
Why are these IGN idiots such shills? I mean how can viewers tolerate this?
>>
any qt girls on any streams?
>>
>>341080725
STOP WHY ARE EXPECTING PERSONAL TUTELAGE

JUST GOOGLE IT

C'MON

THEN TELL ME SO I CAN MAKE SURE YOU GOT THE RIGHT INFO
>>
OVER 9000
LOL
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>>341081071
You know it doesn't sell Xboners, right?
You know PC is what wins in the end, right?
>>
>>341080802
"wow! he's a special guy"
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>>341079074
>live gameplay after live gameplay
You don't actually believe that crap is live right?
>>
>>341081218
THEY LITERALLY SHOWED THE MOST GAMES OUT OF ALL THE CONFERENCES YET YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>
Is this the fucking worst E3 ever? Literally nothing new, the only thing that hyped me was Dishonored 2 and we have known about it for a year
>>
Rate the conference
>>
EVERYONE GO ON DORITO POPE'S CHANNEL TODD IS GOING TO BE THERE!
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>>341081675
it's a lot less stuff than last year. but it's been the worst e3 every year tho.
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>>341081364
OH

OH I SEE HOW IT IS. YOU TOTALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS EITHER
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>>341080873
I didn't even know Geoff was there. I've just been watching IGN's coverage. I can't stand these retarded post show faggots with their Sportscenter round table bullshit. Fake as fuck.
>>
>>341081517
And Microsoft is the leading producer of PC operating systems that you play PC games on?
So MS wins and Xbone sales don't matter (and have never mattered?
>>
>>341081568
sure as shit aint cg trailers, idiot
>>
>>341081675
It just started cunt give it time
>>
>>341081863
link it?
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>>341082234
https://gaming.youtube.com/channel/UCrNBxHA_SavRrD-PrEek2AQ#tab=2
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>>341082127
Nigga we were talking about xbox now suddenly its just Microsoft as a whole.
>>
AWW SHIT NIGGA LIL WAYNE IS MAKING A VIDYA GAEM
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>>341081646
And almost everything was announced a year ago or more, which is what I was complaining about. The new stuff looked like shit. Take your Forza Horizons 3 and your awful zombie games and shove them up your fucking ass, Phil Spencer. I hope you fucking fall into a volcano dude.
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Anyone else think the Forza "live play" was completely pre-recorded?

Shit actually looked too smooth to be live. I have a hard time believing one of those players wouldn't have crashed, or fucked up that aileron roll, or the connection would have fucked up when they tried to join the same game.
>>
>Buy Train Simulator
>Add all DLC to cart

EZ MONEY
>>
>>341081675
you realize that E3 lasts until Thursday? There a ton of games that aren't shown during conferences, but are shown on different E3 streams.
>>
>>341082127
If Vulkan makes it, win10 and dx12 are dead.
>>
>>341082002
IT MEANS MORE GAMES

ALRIGHT FINE YOU FUCK

TERAFLOP
a unit of computing speed equal to one million million (1012) floating-point operations per second.

IT MEANS GOTTA GO FAST

MORE FAST = MORE GAME RUN BETTER

YOU FUCKING FUCK. DONATE TO ASKJEEVES
>>
>>341082739
These games they do live gameplay on arent the commercial copies that you play down the line, they are probably connected via lan.

Just look at the FFXV gameplay, that guy literally died but got healed before it was over. Mistakes happen just not at every show.
>>
>>341082970
LMAOOOOO YOU PLAYED INTO MY HAND AND SPOONFED ME LIKE I PLANNED ALL ALONG. LOOKS LIKE ANON WINS AGAIN!

thanks
>>
>>341082104
Geoff is on gamesclice channel.
>>
>>341082842
Please make it so. But I have a feeling it wont.

When it comes to video games. Always bet on disappointment.
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>>341080325
THICK
>>
>>341082739
Most of the game demos seem pre-recorded every E3. I was actually pretty surprised that the FFXV guy almost had his whole party wiped out.
>>
>>341082482
Reply chain was about Microsoft doing well as a company this year and a retard thinking "and Windows 10" was a bad thing for MS, which it isn't.
>>
>>341083462
jesus christ those legs

please tell me they hired a porn acctress to do the presentation
>>
>>341083305
YOU KEKED ME FROG
YOU KEKED ME GOOD

you're welcome friendo
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Aww man, why did I hear about Steam speedruns only just now. That bitch got 1,236$ of games for free just now plus a free desktop computer.
>>
>>341083462
Damn son, more on this THICC QT
>>
>>341084006
desu senpai I would have put bad rats and some shitty jap games just to troll...
It's not like I can't torrent Dishonored II or Doom later on anyway.
>>
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>>341073657

>6 TERAFLOPS
>60 HZ
>HIGHEST QUALITY PIXELS

What the flying fuck are these guys talking about.

Apparently, microsoft thinks we're retards.

Or maybe we are.

Even if we're stupid enough to measure performance with teraflops, a 1080 can give you around 8.9, and it can't deliver stable 60fps on one single modern video game.
>>
elder scrolls 6 confirmed
>>
>>341075573
i never understood the undeserved hype around that series either
>>
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>>341083906
>>341084012
Those thighs won E3.
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>>341084432
>she will never squash your face between her legs like a watermelon
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>>341078387
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How does he do it? I know he's lying but I can't help being excited for what's to come!
>>
It was kind of embarrassing that John Carmack had to use gearVR instead of oculus
>>
>>341084432
Jesus, I want her to break my neck with those thighs.
>>
>>341078501
big XBONED
>>
>>341085273
He believes in his product. He believes in his company. Making loads of money. Hugely influential in the industry

He doesn't give a fuck what some people think on a singaporean may may board. Murrican dream right there
>>
WHAT STREAM ARE YOU USING? COMFYTHEATRE LAGS LIKE A BITCH ON MY TOASTER
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>>341084968
>>341085446
>>
>>341085930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TCblAe-kvo

PC STREAM IS A GO
>>
>>341086081
BUT I WANT TO CHAT WITH /v/ WHILE WATCHING
>>
>>341086005
WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE A WIZARD
>>
>>341086005
That was quick.
>>
>>341086207
NIGGER WE ARE CHATTING RIGHT NOW
>>
>>341085273
I always hear you guys talk about Todd, but I never actually heard him speak.

He has a voice like a lil' elf.
>>
>>341086363
>1 MINUTE COOLDOWN BETWEEN POSTS
>CHATTING
COME ON
>>
I have an idea for a "funny" video but I have shit editing skills.

I just want to take a comedy sketch and paste the xbox models in what do i even use?

Windows movie maker?
>>
>>341086579
YEAH BECAUSE EVERYONE SPAMMING A YT CHAT AT THE SPEED OF FUCKING LIGHT IS "CHATTING" HUH.
>>
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>>341084432
>>341084968
>>341086005
I need a drawfag

https://youtu.be/Ao0mij7EHUA
>>
>>341085273

He has a good heart, and he truly wants to make the best RPG experiences possible. he doesn't "lie" he is just too ambitious for the talent of his development teams.
>>
>>341085273
But he sounds so convincing, I'd never heard him before the Bethesda conference last night. He made me start thinking that maybe I should give Fallout 4 a shot.
Help me.
>>
>>341086965
He's like a shorter, less intense version of peter moleneux
>>
>>341086719
sony vegas :^)
>>
>>341086874
>watermelon pops between her ties
>I pop a boner
welp
>>
Do you think current mods will carry over to the updated Skyrim?

A Skyrim with less shit architecture that lets me utilize more RAM properly would be great.
>>
>>341087378
This. Easy enough to pirate and really easy to use. Premiere is good too.
>>
Should I buy nu-Doom?
>>
>>341087105

he is, they're both just overly ambitious and that's their biggest flaw.

But bless them for trying and having the desire to make worlds to play in where players are really free to do anything.
>>
>>341087378

I literally just want to take this first sketch and put pictures of an Xbone and Xbone S and Project Scorpio in the place of the black boxes.

And a little MS icon on Limmys shirt lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oogJcFy90cI&index=1&list=FLhhLuvIGRAI5XHCR6RjSH7w
>>
>>341088479
You can probably just do that with windows movie maker since the scene doesn't move around too much
>>
PC conference is as boring as ever.
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why bother with the rest of e3 when this man has already won it
>>
>>341089543
Wait for the Sony conference for PC games
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COMFY PC thread
>>341083186
>>341083186
>>341083186
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