Comfy Microshill E3 "conference" designated shitposting thread.
Sticky too fast? Tired of people replying with one line of all-caps just repeating what's happening on screen as if you can't see it?
Then this might be the thread for you.
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3
Optimism and a generally pleasant attitude preferred but not required.
FIRST !!! XDD
>>341061679
>"conference"
>""
but it IS a conference
>XBOX ONE
>now with language menu
>and LFG
this is so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
valve logo soon :)
>>341061679
eSPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS TWITCH STREAMS TOURNAMENTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS BACKGROUND MUSIC SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS EA SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
FIFA COMING TO XBOX
MICROSOFT WON EA
MOTHERFUCKING BACKGROUND MUSIC
NINTENDO IS FINISHED
SPORTS
NO CLAPS
>>341062128
>literally only showed games
>somehow bad
THICK
OH GOD, AUTISMCRAFT TIME
HIPS
DAT BITCH UGLY
Is minecraft stil relevant?
THICC
>those thick thighs
holy shit
Man. She's got some JUST hairstyle going on.
>Minecraft
What.
What could they possibly fucking have to show.
Oh, crossplatform.
Better than steam ERP groups.
I'd like all of those features.
lol at babyvoice
I'd fuck her.
THOSE THIGHS
Holy autism
>>341062147
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>>341062175
>>341062205
>>341062254
This is comfy thread, go to a different thread.
SPORTS
SPORTS
WE WUZ GLADIATAS NIGGA ARENA
LYDIA WINTERS IS THICK!!!
>friendliest update
>safe space
FRIENDLIST UPDATE EVER!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111
>>341062330
all of the games have already been announced months ago
people want new games
DEDITATED SERVERS
Oh, how quirky!!!!
all these rainbow pins.
we care about the gays who got killed...but here is violent video games
>>341062175
All joking aside, this was all I ever wanted.
XBone wins.
God, you just want to break her so badly.
>>341062626
No.
would you trust these people?
>Minecraft
Time to void my bowels.
>>341062131
Who are these bitches?
DUDE
MINECRAFT
LMAO
whats a comfy game to play while watching that isn't a roguelite/like or hearthstone
It's as if they are talking to 5 year olds.
>friendliest update ever
what is this swedespeak
DARE YOU ENTER MY MINECRAFT REALM?
ACHIVEMENTS ON STAGE. THEY DID IT!!!
YEAH.
AN XBOX LOVE ACHIEVEMENT
ON IPAD
ON STAGE
AT E3
A DIAMOND
Autismcraft
grill is qt but this is cringey as fuck
she hot
HOLY HACK
>here you Saxs, catch!
CRINGE
>CRINGE
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>CRINGE
OH YES MINECRAFT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT 2008
ALL HAIL CARMACK
I thought John Carmack was dead?
>VR ONSTAGE
OH GOD JUST FUCKING KILL ME NOW
END THE PAIN
>>341062896
I'd trust that fat sweedish fuck more than these ugly cunts
MOTHERFUCKIN CARMACK!
CARMACK
THE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTP
>>341062961
Funny, the mental age of most Minecraft users is around that age.
Oh Carmack, you poor poor bastard
>>341062941
holy fucking shit this is pissing me off.
cringeee
jesus fuck. why are americans so shit at these shows?
Why do people like this boring shit game?
name
what's TJE NAME
THEEEEE NAME
John Carmack
YES
>>341062896
I'd thrust my penis down her throat if that is what you mean.
NOOOO JOHN GET OUT OF THERE
SOMEONE HELP THIS MAN
GOD LORD WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO YOU? ARE YOU OK??!
how the mighty have fallen
id make her obsessed with my piston if ya know what im sayin
>>341062896
THICK
JOHN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHN?
CARMHACK
>Carmack: Minecraft is the pinnacle of VR
Was it worth it john?
Is this what you wanted?
Oh god what have they done to Carmack? What did they inject him with?
The fuck, is this the same Carmack?
JOH CARMACK WAT THE FUCKK
CRINGE
R
I
N
G
E
>Carmack
Is this really where you wanted to go with your life?
WHEN WILL MICROSOFT LEARN, MAN?
JESUS FUCK, EVERY YEAR WITH SHIT LIKE THIS
What the fuck Carmack
>>341063297
>From Doom to Minecraft
JUST
Wow these interactions seems so genuine!
Why can't they just talk normally. Every word painfully scripted.
this the cringest script ever
>>341062896
I don't mistrust people based solely on appearance, if that's what you're asking/implying. That's the definition of prejudice, anon.
I'll let you know my feelings on these two once I watch the recap videos later.
>>341063218
He is.
Dead inside.
WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE FINE *MLADY*
hey remember when microsoft did that really cool 3d table VR thing for minecraft last year that made everyone go "oh shit I want that" until they learned it was trickery but it was still cool to watch?
this gangly nerd upchucking his shitty script is way better thanks for showing us FUCKING MINECRAFT again
>>341063435
>What did they inject him with?
Currency, lots of it.
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
STOP THIS, THE SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT IS KILLING ME
>>341063218
He is to me
>How do you do, fellow kids?
basically
But.. he's supposed to be genius programmer. What the fuck did they do to him?
WOAH, MICRO-TRANSACTION TEXTURE PACKS!
SIGN ME UP!
JOHN CARMACK, LIVE ON STAGE, MAIN MS CONFERENCE.
AND THEY HAVE HIM PLAY MINECRAFT FOR 2 MINUTES. FOR FUCKS SAKE!
ayyy
Please tell me this is a decoy for a surprise Valve announcement?!
AYY
AYY LMAO
Kill me
>>341063525
I figured it out.
VR googles are mind control device
This is only explanation of this bullshit
wow mods
amazing
>Add-Ons
Holy shit they just invented mods
Minecraft is still a thing?
John should have never drank the VR Kool-Aid.
AYYYY LMAO
scripted john carmack is an embarassment
>Carmack
Microsoft has bought his soul it appears
MAKE IT STOP
JUST
FUCKING
STOP
PLEASE GOD
IF THERE IS A GOD
JUST END IT
Holy fuck this conference went from alright to fucking garbage really quick
>>341063589
See, this is why #girlwood is best. She's not funny, but far better than this shit.
WHY CARMACK WHY
I feel awful for Carmack. From being one of the pioneers of id to shilling VR for Microsoft playing Minecraft
THE FUCKING MINECRAFT MAKE IT STOP
>>341063589
They just can't act
HE WAS DESTROYED
I'd fuck her avatar to be honest
I WANT TO MARRY THAT GIRL
MS, I KNOW YOU INVESTED A LOT INTO MINECRAFT, BUT
JUST
STOP
THIS
NOW
PLEASE
>id made Doom while Carmack is working on Minecraft VR
Why would they allow toddlervoice on stage?
THOSE HIPS OMG
GET EM OUTA HERE
Really scraping the bottom of the barrel here M$
[CAN'T WAKE UP]
THEY ARE GONNA KISS!! THEY ARE GONNA KISS!!THEY ARE GONNA KISS!!THEY ARE GONNA KISS!!THEY ARE GONNA KISS!!THEY ARE GONNA KISS!!THEY ARE GONNA KISS!!THEY ARE GONNA KISS!!
So thick girl, my dick is diamond right now.
THIS IS SO BORING WTF
Did you hear about the noob who mixed redstone and TNT?
He exploded.
nice shot lets get out of here
>>341063963
John Carmack playing Minecraft in VR on Xbox show.
Is E3 ever exciting these days?
I always seem to be disappointed.
God it's so cringey
>those thighs
John Carmack has become such a cheap fucking whore that he even appears at Minecraft presentations now.
Pretty shit and disappointing show so far.
Chick is qt and I want to eat her ass.
>Let's Get Out Of Here
Those thighs holy shit
>those hips
My god. I might even put up with her awful voice if she let me hit it.
Has Dead Rising 4 happened yet?
>Let's get out of here
They're self-aware at least.
WHY DOES IT NOT END
lets get out of here
m i n e c o n
>>341064130
this i find it hard to contain my dick
>awesome!
>right after I jump off this cool cliff
>alright, ready?
>tee hee haha
>nice shot
God, the cringe is so hard, please stop I can't take it anymore.
Also, the speak like they are trying way too hard to say the exact memorized words.
You guys realize they aren't doing this script for adults right? You aren't the intended demographic.
Loving that groups feature.
Hopefully this will revive game with dead communities or making friends easier without struggling over discord or websties or even on the actual game because everyone is in a goddamn party chat afraid to talk in game.
>those child-bearing hips
>that thigh gap
GOD
DAMN
>what could possibly go wrong
>>341063963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT8b8bifbYU
>>341062896
>SmeagolandKristenSchaal.jpg
[EBIN AFRICAN AMERICAN MUSIC IN TEH BACKGROUND]
WHAT'S HER NAME WE NEED SOMEONE ON THIS
>>341064254
why do they always look ugly as fuck
XBONE DELIVERS BEST GAME 2016
I knew you guys want to be a friendly bunch and less shitposting, never knew you wanted to become THAT Friendly
Who cares though, Carmack was irrelevant for more than a decade. As he's with Facebook he's even more irrelevant
SAVE US SONY!!
PERSONALIZE YOUR OWN SWAG CONTROLLA
3DPD you faggots
DOCTOR HOOT
DOCTOR, PLEASE PRESCRIBE ME A DAILY DOSAGE OF BLEACH TO DRINK
MICROSOFT STILL TRYING TO BE APPLE AHAHAHAHAHAH
*only available in the US
Green and purple controller coming through.
MASTER CHIEF COLLECTION NOW, HURRY UP
>>341064525
But this is indie rock
>>341064605
LOW TEST
>>341064257
he wasn't even trying to synch up his head movements to the pre-recorded vr shit
>>341064435
Hips to days
>>341064530
lydia winters
>from the creators of Limbo
Prepare for le experience SO DEEP
real life feels the game
Wagecuck: the game.
I hope there's Cuphead announcement
FROM THE CREATORS OF LIMBO:
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING
>boring office simulator
>>341064676
And WIndows 10
I look to the future and hope one day either Carmack snaps and starts throwing insults, or Gaben, or even Dorito Pope.
This is not the future we always wanted games to become.
Looks interesting enough for apirated playthrough
Inside is grey :)
>>341064309
DR4 is 3 games from now.
CUPHEAD PLS
wha the fuck was that? sjw the game?
The leak was truth
>>341064790
Mhmmm. Mmmhm.
What a horrible, horrible trailer.
MASTERPIECE!
Free Limbo pretty gud though.
If they announce Undertale for Xbox, we're all agreeing to kill ourselves together, right?
>>341062085
Yeah but we're here for the memes and suffering.
>it's an indie game episode
Itb: Pessimism the board
>literally also on PC the console
>minecraft
>all this indie shit
Will the ride ever end?
>muh montage
>>341064901
sjws are trying to make artsy fartsy games
>indie shite
Do all indie games have to shit by law?
Is this Cuphead's third year at E3? Why's it taking so long to release?
>>341064973
>sjw the game?
How? Just because it's atmospheric walking simulator?
cuphead coming to pc topkek, literally no reason to own a xbox one now
MASTER CHIEF COLLECTION
The Charla-tan is back!
Cuphead is the only one of these that looks like I'd want to play
>>341061679
Honestly it's not so bad of a conference.
It's filled with games and improvements.
It's nowhere near as bad as two years ago
>>341065365
But you're still supporting MS.
that conference was a complete shitshow
>>341065294
Because it's a shit game and they're desperately trying to make it not shit.
Was one of their indie games Space Engineers?
I can't wait for Xbones CLANG
Bork Arc?
Would you, /v/?
>BARK BARK BARK
Bork ark
pretty cool... yeah
>>341065464
Agreed. I don't have a Bone yet, but Cuphead looks great.
I never thought I will type that, but I have exam tomorrow, and studying is actually more exciting then E3
How low we have fallen.
Indie shit still looks more fun than most games shown so far. What's wrong with me.
EARLY ACCESS COMING TO CONSOLES WOW
DAY-Z
WE DID IT LADS
It feels like Indie now means any game not first party or published by EA activision or 2k
WOAH
EARLY ACCESS ON XBONE
>>341065494
They just seem so disappointing since the launch of the PS4/Xbone
Isn't ARK already on PC?
>Early access
>>341065557
I'd rather smash my dick between bricks
Oh god, buy games during beta again. Great.
Anyone know how with ccd0's 4chan-x fork to make it always auto scroll to the bottom of threads? would be useful for E3 threads
>>341065681
>Coming
Old news.
>xbone is officially kill
>IGA's game is shown
>No Mighty no.9
lel
LA LALALA
This is honestly pathetic
>>341065494
Agreed, it's dragging ass right now, but it started fairly strong.
>for all of you who already bark ark?
My sides have have exploded
LOL this is flopping so hard
half the games look derivative and the whole new hardware shit is clutching at straws so fucking hard
Reminder /v/ will LITERALLY support this
I got here late, anything big from the first half hour?
>Day Z
I'm honestly excited just to see how terrible it'll run on a console.
>Hold X to remember
LISA 2
Is this Bioshock infinite?
Oh look, it's 1984 shitty US 2016 version.
IT AINT ME
>>341065836
don't take it too hard, atleast you can play together with your big brother PC from now on.
>JOY
sick lisa ripoff famalam
>snug as a bug on a drug
>bark ark
the fuck is wrong with her face
>>341065557
She was strangely cute in this presentation.
Dumb as shit though.
>>341065659
>Joy
DONT DO IT BRAD ITS NOT WORTH IT
WHERE IS BATTLETOADS??
>WHERE IS BATTLETOADS??
WHERE IS BATTLETOADS??
>WHERE IS BATTLETOADS??
WHERE IS BATTLETOADS??
>WHERE IS BATTLETOADS??
>>341066021
We happy few.
It looks interesting, but time well tell...
>>341066021
They shamelessly copied the artstyle and animations.
