Comfy Microshill E3 "conference"designated shitpostingthread.
Sticky too fast? Tired of people replying with one line of all-caps just repeating what's happening on screen as if you can't see it?
Then this might be the thread for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUnjagpHHSY
Optimism and a generally pleasant attitude preferredbut not required.
Who will win, /v/?
Vote for your sides!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10449665/
>someone finally got audio level mixing and mic placement right so that we don't have to listen to the fucktard presenting swallowing their spit and breathing heavily
Microsoft confirmed for technical excellence award for best presentation.
I can already tell these captions are going to be a fucking goldmine.
They just made the xbox useless
when were you when xbox won in 5 minutes?
>girl pulls the alien over
>doesn't kill him
WOMEN NOT EVEN ONCE
Wow looks exciting.
Laura Bailey is still cute.
>>341053992
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
Can we just end games?
This is the corniest Gears I've ever seen
WHO STILL BUYS GEARS OF WAR?!
Where were you when TAKE THAT
NOW PRESENTING THE NEW XBOX ONE SLIM, ALSO AVAILABLE FOR PC!
>XB1 and W10 exclusive
okay i wasn't paying much attention is the xbox s thing more powerful or does it just have new features
>>341054257
>posting those tryhard circlejerk videos
>>341055124
it won by making itself redundant by saying everything will be also on PC?
>>341053992
299 US DOLLARS
not that bad actually and apparently is really small
great voice acting guys, wow
Why get an Xbox one ass when you get all the """"""""""""exclusives""""""""""" on pc?
Also all this brown looks amazing!
>ALWAYS THE SAME SHIT
People stopped caring about this games a lot ago
At least I wish that was true
>>341055350
PS4 is still smaller
>microsoft is this desperate to sell Windows 10
Lmao
>Hey you look like you need a pick-me-up.
>BUY THE PC VERSION OF GOW4 AND GET THE XBONE VERSION FREE
>CROSSPLAY STRAIGHT FROM LAUNCH
IF THEY CONTINUE THIS UP THEY FUCKING WIN
PC GAMING IS SAVED
>you will never cum in laura while she's doing one of her memorable character voices
>orlando shooting
>showing violent games at their conference
This is poetry.
Why so many video game with gun?
Is Troy Baker in this?
>>341055312
It's smaller.
That's literally it.
Apparently some people are really concerned about their TV cabinet space usage.
Laura is bad at voicing dudebro shit.
gears of wars < cringe < black people < cringe female < one liners
this game looks so bad lmao
If a game is on the 3DS and Wii U is considered an exclusive then why wouldn't a game that is on Windows 10 and the Xbox One?
>>341055390
It really looks like it brings nothing new to the formula at all.
God, fuck Gears.
>>341055314
>circlejerk
Literally how though
>>341055436
>win10 requires
>windows store required
kill yourself, shill
>retard hits himself with the sawblade launcher
>>341055513
This.
She sounds like a butch lesbian.
>>341055350
Why play on an inferior console when you can play it on a PC?
*Windows 10 exclusive
Oh right
>actually showing gameplay
>still obviously scripted
Meh, better than EA's event.
So why don't competitors schedule their conferences at the same time as other companies?
>>341055312
More powerful for features, not gameplay.
4k video playback for the normies, just like the PS4k is going to be like.
PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNSOk I'm a sucker for buzzsaw gunsPUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS
>IR BLASTER is a designated Sonygger blaster gun
>>341055436
Gonna buy it on Xbone & play on PC
Might as well get the retail version, trade in some shitty PS4 games for it
>looks like boring shit
If you like this game you literally need to take your own life
This is the epitome of generic garbage shooter for dudebros
Gear looks identical to the first one.
>>341055124
"microsoft" won
xbox was buried 10 feet under
This game is the definition of generic.
>>341055586
>muh windows 10 boogyman
Are you afraid they'll find your cp?
Literally no reason not to.
Why are you all fucking retarded?
You realize you NEED Windows 10 to play these games?
How is xbox "finished" when you're literally supporting microsoft on a different platform?
>>341055483
Because people keep buying games with guns.
>>341055535
because you can't build your own 3DS or Wii U for less than the other one.
why is literally everyone in this thread like 3 minutes behind the stream
get on twitch or refresh or something you faggots
They should rename this 50 Shades of Brown
Holy fuck what a boring game
It's just shitty cover shooter #35112341823
who cares
>>341055631
Isn't that a perfect fit for a chickbro?
>>341055727
HAHAH SO MAD
>>341055124
>Saying that while Sony hasn't even shown up yet.
THANK GOD ALL THESE WAIST-HIGH BARRIERS ARE HERE, ELSE WE'D BE FUCKED
Apparently it's Xbone and Windows 10 exclusive
>>341055535
Because the idea of "Microsoft exclusive" doesn't count anymore.
unless you're Helldivers or Street Fighter 5 in which case you're "Sony Console Exclusive"
>>341055480
>orlando shooting
The guy killed 49 faggots. He's a hero.
>Xbox Oneand Windows 10exclusive
BROADCAST THIS
>>341055807
For some reason, twitch fucks up myAMD Drivers.
It like freezes and crashes it and shit.
Youtube hasn't, so far
>>341055807
Around these parts, we watch on Youtube with the pope.
The crowd is deadly silent and will only applaud when the Official Microsoft(TM) Seat Tasers activate
So Gears is exactly the same as it was a decade ago I'm assuming?
*sighs*
I'm so sick of this glorification of gun culture.
It's 2016.
Luckly those lightnings doesn't go over covers
>>341055778
>dude just tear down your backyard fence
>what are you, afraid they are gonna find some shit there?!?!
>CUTTING OUT CURSING
ooooooh, scary
jesus christ this is awful
WE'RE BURNING YOUR WHAT?
non-gaymer here.
So this isn't the Xbox 1.5?
Is there going to be ANOTHER upgraded Xbox with better specs coming next year
>>341055815
Some people like cover shooters
the hate for them is a reddit teir meme pleb
>>341055803
>you can build a PC that can run high end new games for less than $299
>>341055124
Yeah, winning by fucking over their console fan base who invested in their machine. Totally winning. Yes, I own one, I'm sorry I do now.
>299 dollars
>4k
>crossplay
Doesn't matter what Nintendo or Sony is going to show Microsoft WON E3 2016
Seriously, what are these new enemies? Didn't Gears 3 wrap everything up?
WOOOOOO YEAH *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>>341055727
Go back to your weebshit, faggot.
TOO HOT FOR E3
>CAN'T SAY BAD WORDS ON STREAM
K E K
>but muh mummy
>CENSORED
REEEEEEEEE
was that censored?
It looks pretty okay apart from >muh diversity
>censoring
Fuck you
who is this semen demon
>dat janky ass censor.
[CENSORED]
oh god those week applause
DID THEY JUST CENSOR THE CHARACTER CUSSING?
Did they just censor that..?
wow that was fucking awful haha
>Censored their own game
>>341056019
Bait better next time
>>341055862
No, it's generic as fuck.
>>341055727
>>341055776
It's not generic at all though. It has a unique setting and pretty cool guns. They also invented the overtly cover based gampelay so it can't be generic.
>censored
what the fuck is gears of war even about anymore? I though it was about the locus taking over the world.
>muh strong female
Oi
>THEN WE'RE BURNING YOUR
what did she mean by this?
>>341055954
can't wait to see all those PS4/XB1/PC exclusives
>>341053992
>censored
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>Great idea, Jenkins. Thanks to those crazy weather effects normies won't notice how tedious this game is.
>we cant't swear! We will offend somebody!
>>341055815
>Holy fuck what a boring game
>It's just shitty cover shooter #35112341823
This comment brought to you by Uncharted fanboy.
lol cut out because of orlando gay shooting
Gear Of Wars - how to get mother back
>THEN WE'RE [CENSORED]
I DIDN;T KNOW WE WERE WATCHING NINTENDO
THEN WE'RE BURNING YOUR
*CENSORED TOO HOT FOR E3*
>Those weak claps.
Lol.
>>341056064
This
Consumers rights > video games
hello where are the real games?
CENSORSHIP CONFIRMED
MICROSHIT IS FINISHED
This voice acting does not sound like a battlefield at all. Sounds like casual talking.
>>341056081
>>341055873
Don't you have to be at some Gamestop asking about preordering the latest CoD?
>SHE SO STRONK WOMYN
>Those fucking spaghetti arms
>those enemies running past the MC but not actually doing shit to him
>that minigun enemy not hitting anything despite the characters standing right in the way
NOT SCRIPTED GUYS
[CENSORED]
>THEN WE'RE BURNING YOUR (INAUDIBLE) DOWN
what did she mean by this?
>"out of the storm, into the swarm"
>"...really?"
At least its self aware
>>341055672
Because even if you get more viewers than they do, you're still getting less than all of them (which you could get if you had your conference by itself).
Focusing on attacking other companies is a great way to lose focus on what you should be doing, which is making a great product that doesn't need scummy marketing.
I knew there was going to be another Gears. We all knew. I'm surprised it's so same-y looking though.
Also Laura Bailey still sounds like a weeb animu character even in dudebro games
God this is awful. Half of the time he is taking cover or walking. All that fucking noise and dialogue is done to give the player the illusion that something is happening. Modern console games are made for drooling retards.
Wow
Video games are fucking dead
>show up
>show Slim
>announce cross buy
>announce cross play
>immediately start with Gameplay
>like 10 minutes of gameplay
I'm not even mad.
>>341056040
I thought it was the stream messing up for a moment.
Is this the first time swear words were censored in E3? I don't like this, guys.
>>341055783
>How is xbox "finished"
>xbox
The XBOX is finished, not Microsoft. There is now zero need to buy an xbone, unless you're a dumb fuck casual who doesn't know how to upgrade a graphics card.
why were people cheering for that random old guy?
>edgy controller
Wew
PREORDER THE CONTROLLER PLEASE
GET THAT ASS BANNED
JUST FUCK MY CONTROLLER UP FAMILY
CRINGE
>>341056416
>which is making a great product that doesn't need scummy marketing.
Nice one
Woo actually some KI stuff!
Didn't expect that.
>>341056450
They never said it was horde mode
>>341053992
>Here's your controller bro
>>341056097
>Eviscerate all the people you want but don't say "fuck"
My fellow Americans disgust me
>>341056064
Yeah, 299 to play games I already played 10 years ago, what a deal!
>>341053992
Looks pretty I guess but this looks like a game which belonged at E3 2 years ago.
I thought M$ was going to pull it back this year.
>We can show people getting cut up by chainsaws, but swearing is a no no
Fucking logic
>Censored.
Video games really are for kids.
AYOOO WE WUZ KILLER IIINSTEEEENCT
>show combat, chainsawing shit
>censor swear word
AMERICA JUST WHY
>>341056470
That's Marcus Phoenix you cuck
Gears of War 4 looked so bad and generic I wouldn't even pay a single dollar for that hot trash
Jesus christ Xbox is so bad it's unreal
the most played fightan game on xbox one
>SMACKS LIPS
The only fighting game on xbox one*
>Xbone1ass 5/10
>Gears of brown 2/10
>battletoads
>barely any applause
>halo
>WOOO YEAH
fuck my life.
>>341056562
USA
S
A
>Killer Instinct
Oh boy the only good exclusive here.
>>341056056
And people are tired of playing cover sshooters over and over again.
Remember when Xbone fans were crying that PC was getting KI
>>341056469
some people like having a permanent media center for their TV.
Who /ki/ Here
RAMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>341056539
>screams of death coming from the controller
>>341053992
>MOST PLAYED FIGHTING GAME
>on xbox one
How do you do, fellow kids?
WE WUZ ALIUMS N SHEEEEIT
Yaaaawn!
Does anything even like that character?
Xbone One and Windows 10 Exclusive
RAAM
>multiplats: the conference
>tfw Forza Horizon 3 will be announced for PC
Time to buy a wheel.
didn't we already know raam was coming?
Oh look, it's the only good character from Gears of War.
>>341056410
No. A snarky self-aware bad pun is no better than a bad pun. Having the characters say literally nothing would be better.
>>341056450
Anon clean out your ears
This nigga leaked months ago
>General Raam
I guess if you are a 16 year old boy that's cool.
>>341056872
yep
>All these fags on Windows 7 thinking they can play these games
Lel
Xbone One and Windows 10 Exclusive
>>341056846
we totally got exclusive guys
>exclusive
Just spam this shit all conference
Is swearing Windows 10 exclusive?
XBOX ONE
AND
WINDOWS 10
EXXXXXXCLUSIVEEEEE
>>341056846
you do get Microsoft makes pc's right?
>>341056883
That's not Baird and Cole Train
>XBOX ONE AND WINDOWS 10 EXCLUSIVE
So fucking desperate
KANGARROOOOS CONFIRMED SON!!!
IT'S FUCKING OVER HOW CAN MUSTARDS COMPETE
All these weak claps. Didn't they hire any shills?
>australian shitposting sim
>cars
oh for fucks sake
>>341056754
Oh, so a PC, then? Cool.
Tell me again why I should buy a bone?
Hol up
whats dis?
>back to back trailers and no half hour of autists talking
Not going to lie, Microshit have won so far.
>drivan game #36804948
Pass
>See Africa plains & get all excited for a new IP
>Nope, it's just fucking Forza
Oh shit, is this Australia?
>it's a car game
God fucking damnit, I thought we might get something cool.
god dammit o still have forza 6 in its plastic wrap.
>>341056992
EXCLUSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
PPPPppfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff-
i like forza
>rocket bunny kit on a GT-R
Fuck off
LITERALLY DUDEBRO: THE CONFERENCE
GIVE ME REAL GAMES HOLY SHIT
>>341056562
Murrican logic
>>341053992
Xboxne conferences are always the same 3 fucking games
>>341056846
yeah because everyone on /v/ owns windows 10, am i right guys :^)
XBOX ONE AND WINDOWS 10 EXCLUSIVE!
FORZA HORIZON 3
FUCKING BASED.
>write "sticky buttons have never been this badass" in twitch chat
>instantly get 600 second ban
so what buzzword did i say?
>>341056943
>willingly installing windows NASA version
oy gevalt goyim, just install that OS, nothing will happen heheh
>>341057065
if you leave a PC permanently hooked up to your tv you're an idiot.
ok time I guess ill have to give in and install this POS OS
Does "Windows 10 Exclusive" mean it's on Steam, or do they expect you to buy it from Microsoft's store? Are they reviving GFWL or something?
>>341056970
its actually a uncensorship dlc
>>341057006
So why buy an xbox at all
>literally EVERY single new game is also on windows 10
lol
if only windows 10 wasn't so shit I might bother
>Kangaroos
Picked up.
>Racing game
Dropped
>EXCLUSIVE TO XBOX/PLAYSTATION
>*also on PC
It's a fucking joke
CAWS
>>341056943
>all those fags on Windows 10 think their trap porn habit isn't being monitored
>>341057116
Same, thought it could be a cool adventure game or something.
that version of "wicked games" tho
"X-bone One and Windows Ten Exclusive."
>>341057186
Thats no doubt Aus
>>341057153
The best you'll get is Scalebound.
>>341057153
Hey dude we got like three minutes of KI announcing something we already knew.
Lemme just drive my lambo on the fucking beach.
>>341057187
ass
>>341057153
>Forza isn't a real game
>>341057231
It means it requires DX12.
>>341057231
It means it's a W10 Store exclusive, yeah.
It's GFWL 2.0
WELCOME
TO
AUSTRALIA
Why the fuck is everyone using Wicked Game all of a sudden?
>fun, upbeat racing clips
>melodramatic James Bond music
Jesus.
*wo*
WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA CUNT
>>341057231
yes faggot you have to buy it on the windows store for windows 10
>>341053992
>eurobeat
MICROSOFT CONFIRMED FOR WINNING E3
>>341057231
This is what I'm worried about. The Gears guy said you could crossplay through "Xbox Live". If they expect people to pay for XBL on PC they can go fuck themselves.
>>341057256
>no kangaroo racing game
fuck this
STRAYA CUNT
>>341057231
You gotta buy it from Microsoft's store.
No exe. No mods. No SLi/Crossfire support. No dedicated fullscreen.
WELCOM TO ASTRAILIA YA CUNT
WHYD BAUDY KEET
>>341057256
I know, right
Video games are so fucking boring nowadays.
There's nothing new. It's the same shit over and over again.
>Optimism and a generally pleasant attitude preferred
>>341057231
Windows Store. It's what the store is on the Xbox One.
>>341057231
Microsoft's store most likely, but it's been improved some.
When did games become so normie?
>>341057374
My thoughts exactly.
Oh look. Forza.
AGAIN.
FUCKING HELL ANDY WITH THE HI TECH SHIT
Another token woman
>welcome to Australia
>listen to my authentic Australian accent
>XBOX ONE AND WINDOWS 10 EXCLUSIVE
Are these the Ps4 killers?
>>341057206
>if you do something completely normal and viable you're an idiot
OK cool
>Straya
Fuckin A m8 oi mum
>>341057319
>WEHLCUM TO OAUHSTRAYYLIA
He doesn't even speak fucking Australian.
>Xbox One S
>not just calling it xbones
Respond if you are up in kangaroo fucker land at 2 am
>straya
>>341057142
Um.... Back the fuck off???
>>341057142
Go shitpost in the sticky.
YOU CAN GET CHLAMYDIA OFF THE KOALAS
ANDY DESERVES BETTER
>forza
SNACK TIME
ANONS GO GET SNACKS WHILE THIS SHIT PLAYS
>>341056717
>exclusive
Gears of War
Forza
... it's all so overwhelming - what's next, Halo?!
>racing cars and fighting shitpsoters
"X-bone One and Windows Ten Exclusive?"
All these strong gamer girls are really making me think.
I joined during KI trailer, what was shown before?? Someone please
>>341057206
Jokes on you I use a 44" tv as a monitor
>>341057069
Won against who? Bethesda and EA? That's like fighting Stephen Hawking and being proud you won.
recore and sea of thieves when?
>they bring Moog and Marty on stage
>>341057231
The microsoft store, which is so terrible I haven't got any of these games after getting KI.
No EXE, gotta be fully updated to download shit, doesn't work half the time, etc.
HIGH END FOUR KAY WINDOWS 10 PC
>>341057391
YA
CUNT
>>341057495
That's where the money is.
>>341057231
>Does "Windows 10 Exclusive" mean it's on Steam, or do they expect you to buy it from Microsoft's store? Are they reviving GFWL or something?
The pattern so far seems to be
>Is Microsoft publishing? Windows 10 Store only (aka GFWL 2.0)
>Is a third party developer/publisher? (like Dead Rising 3). They will not be stupid about it and put it on Steam like always
>>341057495
it accelerated once microsoft got into it
>welcome to austrialia
>no giant spiders on the trailer
0/10
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>341057424
XBL is free on W10.
>game has roadkill
im sold
>>341057495
In 2001 when the Xbox launched
Welcome to Austraila!
But what gear do I put it in to shitpost?In Australia shitposting is always done in HIGH GEAR
what a fun LAN party looks like to Microsoft
>People are going to complain about the fact that the woman had to play standing up.
There's really no reason to buy an Xbox One.
And I even got Windows 10 for free.
Literally no reason since MS is obviously promoting both. Win win situation for them.
>>341057786
Giant enemy spider.
PS: pls remove ur trip.
youtube or twitchstream?
>airborne jeep
WHAT?
[[[Xbox and Windows 10 Exclusive]]]
>>341057631
t. busrider
>Be Australian
>See this game set in Australia
>Hyped
>It's fucking Forza
ree 2bh
Will this cost me nine handred dollary doos?
>>341057693
boring gears shit and a shitty overpriced wireless controller
that's it
>>341057648
I'm just here for FFXV Scalebound and Crackdown.
>Forza is now on PC
LITERALLY NO REASON TO OWN A BONE
I think I'm gonna be sick.
I live in the fucking Yarra valley.
That's not what it fucking looks like.
>>341057476
This your first comfy thread newfriend?
>literally can't tell if I just watched a HD remaster of Gears of War 1 and Killer Instinct 1
>a fucking Lamborghini driving on a fucking beach
>the same shitty games that microshit shows at EVERY SINGLE E3
>buzzwords
It's like Microsoft takes it as their holy mission to please the kek meme god.
>>341057693
Gears 4. Now with absolutely nothing newexcept pc/xbone crossplay but seriously who even asked for that?
>>341057773
This.
The Xbox was the beginning of the end.
The largest roster ever seen
>in horizon
>new gameplay
you mean like driving, driving on a road, and driving on dirt?
>>341057495
When the PS2 came out
>Drivatars
>mfw as a PC gamer during E3 so far
Fuck we're getting everything. I didn't even think we'd get the new Berserk game but we did.
>>341057835
WHY GET AN XBONE???
>"X-bone One and Windows Ten Exclusive"
what games is this? that's a weird name
>MUH EPIC CARGO COPTER
It doesn't even fucking do anything
ITS
JUST
THAT
EASY
>>341057693
Gears of War 4 this time play on console or Windows 10 back and forth. It looks like every other game in the series, so meh.
>>341057693
Gears of War 4. It's another Gears of War game but with even worse dialogue than usual and a strong independent female character.
>>341057971
Missing the killer spiders
hi i woke up too late
can i please have a descriptive summary of the event so far
>>341057796
>free online
>better control scheme with kb+m
xbox one owners literally drilled in the ass by microsoft
>>341057971
you dont get to decide that?
This E3 has been so meh
It seems like no one has anything really big and surprising to reveal
>>341057568
gimping your full-featured PC by leaving it under a tv and operating it from 10 feet away isn't "normal", it's retarded.
Different machines are tailored for different experiences. Stop being a poorfag.
>>341057921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
>>341057938
they didn't even get the flora right, what's with all these fucking palm trees
Hey, didn't Burnout Paradise have seamless auto-join like fucking ten years ago?
EXCLUSIVELY
Honestly I don't play this sort of thing but it looks decent enough
>open world racing game
>THAT HEKTIK FLIP
FUCK, HORIZON IS SO FUCKING FUN
WOAH FLIPS
>Xbone audience is this easy to entertain
XBOX ONE
AND
WINDOWS 10
EXXXXXXCLUSIVEEEEE
EXCLUSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEE
>SYNCHRONIZED TIME
>LOG IN AND SEE THE SAME WEATHER AS YOUR FRIEND
Wait does he mean they're on the same map
>welcome to australia
GUYS THEY ARE GETTING ALL THE SHIT OUT OF THE WAY! JUST WAIT, NEW IP'S ON THE FUCKING WAY
THE
MOST
SOCIAL
FORZA
EVAH
V
A
H
What if games aren't actually getting worse and we're just getting older?
EXCLUSIVELY TO XBOX ONE............and windows 10
>>341058062
How does it look? Didn't get a chance to watch it before
>>341058062
THIS.
>>341058062
Is there even any new games announced that AREN'T coming out on PC? I knew I jumped in at the right time.
>>341058148
KI, Forza, GoW
>>341058148
ceo of xbox comitted suicide live on stage
SOCIAL FARTZA
>exclusively
>AND
not so exclusive eh
>>341058083
Because only non-bros and geeks use PCs!
>Sand not fucking up your Lambo
>>341057971
This. The game looks like fucking England crossed with the Carribean. I've been to FNQld and that's not what FNQld rainforest looks like.
>>341058062
man I don't even want any of this microsoft shit
Are we really supposed to believe they're on the stage playing the games live?
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>341057495
It's really terrible, is it not? I think it was the 360.
Nigger, I can speed down the great ocean road whenever I want.
take a shot every time they say Windows 10
>>341058148
Xbone One and Windows 10 Exclusive
How do you differenciate Australian from American English?
I'm a filthy ESL and I can't appreciate it.
>>341058148
Fuck off.
>new
>diverse
>seamless
>amazing
>exclusive
>experience
I can't handle all these buzzwords.
I literally just woke up.
What's the Xbox One S?
there is nothing to play
nothing to even pirate, why the hell would I want to buy shitty racing game?
If they made Road Rush in HD, I would consider that, but Forza is not my kind of fun
>most social forza evah
>exclusive to win10 and xbox1
fuck this shit
NO ONE WANTS TO USE WINDOWS 10, MICROSOFT! GIVE IT A REST!
>>341058292
but it was all just a virtual reality experience.
>>341057472
I should have just topped it off with my Ps3 and 25 game library. Now I have to watch it sink.
>Exclusive
They keep saying that word, but I don't think they know what it means.
Quick summery so far?
>jewnafune
>MS is unifying gaming and creating cross-play and one buy play on multiple systems
>/v/ thinks is a bad thing
This games looks bad but the booties look good
This is new. Looks kinda interesting
RE CORE IS BACK
>>341058461
They're exclusive to Microsoft platforms.
COMING EXCLUSIVELY TO XBOX ONE*
*ALSO AVAILABLE ON PC: the conference
[WUBS ARRIVING]
>>341058513
That's what most important
Stop scanning through the crowd, stick to the screen!
Who the fuck is running the camera?
fuq this looks bretty gud.
robo-dune-overwatch
>tfw would rather buy an xbone than get w10
https://youtu.be/YhRk45Sdg2o
OH FUCK THE NEW GAME FROM THE METROID PRIME DEVS IS ON PC THANK FUCKING GOD IT'S OVER MICROSOFT WINS BEST E3 EVER
>>341058506
sony did it first though.
Whats the point of switching camera to audience during video?
Is there any reason to own a console anymore let alone a fucking Xbox??
>the most SOCIAL forza ever
it's also kind of sad how they try saying that these games being xbox exclusive is actually something to me proud of
it's like saying that eating shit ice cream is exclusive to your house
>recore actually looks kinda interesting
THANK YOU CONMAN
>>341058506
nothing wrong with crossplay but fuck w10
>Conman's game
NEVER AGAIN
I genuinely hope the Xbox dies.
These people are the most anti-consumerist motherfuckers on the planet. They are vile.
they keep cutting away when they show the names so you can't read them why
>>341058261that has been true for a few years for me now
Song is I'll take you by Mr Rodgers
>>341058506
It's GFWL all over again, why on earth would be be excited?
That core game looks fun tho
>>341058172
thanks, fuck twitch
>people actually listen to this garbage
It's all the fucking same game with different names
>>341057472
then stop complaining when Nintendo tries to do something different.
Best conference so far but the games being shown are nothing special, they're just showing lots of gameplay trailers and shit.
Microsoft isn't boring us with bs buzzwords. All trailers/gameplay. So far really good. Hopefully they keep up this pattern for games that haven't been revealed yet.
>>341058486
xbox slim
ramm in Killer instint
forza horizon 3
mite be fun
>trusting the con man
Now what is this?
WoW Pet battles confirmed
This shit look fun as hell.
>>341057153
What is a "Real game"
>>341058538
Re Core was announced last year.
FROM THE CREATORS OF METROID PRIME
HERE WE GO
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>>341058506
When you're giving your ass to W10 sure is
FINARU FANTASHY
>FFXV trash
fuck off with this gay homo boyband dmc lite
>>341058389
Australian English has more swearing.
Recore is the name.
It's a new game, then?
are friendly NPC robots a craze now?
looked kind of rough
HERRO ERRYONE
>>341058763
Oh ok, don't remember it
FFXV WHAT
OH SHTIIT
Recore actually looks like a lot of fun.
FINAL FANTASY TIME
>>341058582
Replace Xbox with PS4 and it's the same shit.
>>341058553
Saying a PC is an exclusive platform is like saying all cars are Fords.
HERRO ERRYON
>MICROSOFT WINS E3
>AGAIN
PC BOIS WHERE WE AT
>it's a Jap games save microsofts ass episode
>>341053992
>"Exclusively" on Xbox One and Windows 10
so MS has conceded that they can't stay affloat with just their console and have to embrace their dominion of PC OS's too.. and not only that, but they have to datamine and sell their OS's user's info.
>this music
HAI EBRYWAN
ONE
MIRRION
TROOPS
That looked extremely mediocre. You can already tell it's a 6.5-7/10 at best with that shit platforming and floaty controls.
xbox stole square from sony!
LOL WEEB SHIT HAVE A PISS BREAK EVERYONE
>>341058750
Hell isn't fun, fellow Christian.
XBOX STOLE FF FROM SONYPONIES!!!! TOP KEKE TLELEELELELELELELEE
Finally, something decent.
oh no
ANOTHER WAN MIRRION TWOOP
>>341058506
if it comes with the expense of no EXEs and nomods, they can stuff it up their arses
HERRO ERRWAN!
HERRO
>HERRO
HERRO
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HERRO
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>>341058659
I agree. I'm surprised anyone can support MS anymore. Nintendo and Sony pulled a lot of shit themselves, but they're nowhere near MS levels.
>>341058704
I don't.
>inb4 people make fun of this guy's English when they can't speak a lick of Japanese
He cant even speak English!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hewro evewyone
>>341058697
The music isn't that bad.
HARRO EVERYANE
WINAL WANTAZY
Did anybody else hear that fucking snicker when japman started talking?
FUCK YES FFXV
TABATA'S ENGRISH KEK
>>341058708
But anon. Exclusive, social, interactive!
HERRO ERRYWAN
HERRO ERRYWAH
heeerrooo eerrueer uon
HERRO EVERYONE
I speak ah the engrish.
What are the odds they go through the entire conference without showing 1 (ONE) exclusive?
Versus looked a lot more interesting than XIV does.
HERRO EVERYWON
Recore looks kinda cool.
>>341058814
Yeah, it had a CG trailer last year.
Inafune and a few ex-Metroid Prime guys.
lmao
>ffxv xbone exclusive
>people excited for "DMC but not DMC" homo fantasy 15
I want good FF back
>>341058506
It's a fucking great thing because now no one has to buy their shitty console, it's just hilarious how shitty the Xbone is.
holy shit this is making me so pumped for the Sony conference to come in and blow all of this fucking bullshit out of the water
>>341056803
Isn't it the ONLY fighting game for Xbone?
Take it away, Matt.
I WILL BE PLAYED BY MARK
Pretty lewd Tabata.
WOOORD FINA FATASy
WIRT TO SHO U
japan a cute :3
What the fuck is he saying what the flying fuck what?
http://e3v.chatango.com/
Comfy chatango chat if anyone wants
THANK YOU TOMATO SAN
Final Shill 15
>YOU WANT FINAL FANATSY 7
>TOO BAD, HERE BOMB FUCK YOU
>Way pet webpah mah wah way way wah
>>341058902
Well it's not on Linux distros.
>>341058506
Microsoft is doing what they did before that pissed everyone off with their heavy handedness. Why would we be excited about that?
>a final fantasy that plays itsekf
>FF15
WHO CARES ABOUT THIS WEEB TRASH?
>ha ha ha weebs are stupid
>*furiously faps to 2D waifus*
dont care what anyone says, this conference is great so far
>>341058165
If you can't make it work then that's a problem on your end, kiddo.
There is nothing an xbone can do that my PC can't do better, especially now that exclusivity is no longer a thing between them, and I'm not going to spend $300 on a fucking dust collector.
>I'M NOT GONNA TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS CRAP
>>341059120
>inafune
INTO THE TRASH
LEBWE BRAY THA MOP
>>341059154
FF was never good
What's the release date for this game again?
>>341058814
No, announced last year but basically nothing shown. Made by Inafune and the studio behind prime 3.
It was the game that revealed the whole "all xbone exclusives area also on windows 10 now" stuff.
is this metal gear rising?
WHOA WTF CENSOR THAT CRAP WORD WTF MICROSOFT MY KID JUST GOT PROMOTED
Xbox is going full digital. A digital console, not just games. Sounds good to me desu. Wish Sony would do the same.
That's a big guy...
>>341059060
>>341059063
holy shit how
>we want the shadow of the colossus audience
>>341059042
I don't think Microsoft has talked more than 30 seconds without a trailer or gameplay.
>NOT GONNA TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS CRAP
>CRAP
HE SAID CRAP
OW
THE
EDGE
DON'T FUCKING CUT YOURSELF HOLY SHIT
God this looks horrible
Anyone else kinda like how Recore was looking?
Thats looks like shit
wOW the english voices are awful
APOLOGIZE
FUS ROH DA
>>341058890
Nah, at least Sony first party is actually exclusive.
>no more mr nice guy
I don't care what anyone says, this shit ain't an RPG.
THIS IS THE FUCKING SKYRIM THEME RE-ORCHESTRATED.
>>341059309
Why? Just because how hilariously mismanaged MN9 was, doesn't mean everything he touches is bad. He was quite involved with Soul Sacrifice, which was excellent.
IM NOT GONNA TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS
*CENSORED TOO HOT FOR E3*
Lol what the fuck is this weaboo shit
Looks bad.
MS needed FFXV to make people watch this shit
What the fuck is going on? This is dogshit ahahaha
DID YOU MISS THAT?
>>341053992
>Exclusive to XBONE and Win10
>Exclusive to XBONE and Win10
>Exclusive to XBONE and Win10
>Exclusive to XBONE and Win10
So is the xbox going to become a pre-built PC brand like Alienware?
FF15 looking like shit as usual
wait why is he rolling through his arm? what the fuck!?
lead character looks like a guy on the DDR machine at the bowling alley
Is this what weeaboos unironically play
>>341059393
Yeah, had a mid 2000s platformer feel
>FINAL FANTASY XV IS COMING TO XBOX ONE AND WINDOWS 10 PC
PLEASE FUCKING DO IT MICROSOFT, I DON'T WANT TO BUY A PS4
>>341059393
Fuck off shill
lmao hes gonna die
>literally just autododge everything
>that fucking horseshit camera
christ this looks bad
I'M NOT GONNA TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS CRAP
>Nip getting wrekt in his own game
>>341059393
yeah, why the fuck hasn't they showed us more?
>>341058931
lol xbox division always was pr and making it a family name, they've never made any profit from ANY xbox platform but that doesnt stop them
Microsoft should really dump the Xbox brand and focus on Windows gaming conferences from now on
Looks pretty good, tbqh
>dat voice acting
>Yuri Lowenthal doing Yosuke battle lines
Come on m8, at least try a different voice.
God this looks dull as hell.
>>341059361
To be fair that's actually a good thing. Also all their trailers have been gameplay.
Weeb god of war
What's supposed to be happening here? Is he fighting it? Or just trying to not die?
"mmmmm" -titan
WHO /MUTE/ HERE?
so far
This is just a mediorce show with a terribly obvious paid crowd
We're getting games
But already announced games
wew the guy playing is a scrub
Can the Xbone even take the consistent frame rate drops this game gets?
Also new thread
>>341055095
>>341055095
>>341053992
>Xbone S
TRIPPING & FALLING SIMULATOR 2016
>>341059528
>wanting to play this shit
lmao
>>341059307
based teenager
HOLY FUCK THIS LOOKS GARBAGE
GAAAHHH
>bunch of guys getting chased around by a gigantic titan
>can't find it in me to care
>giant epic titan boss fights by standing completely still and swiping its arms back and forth across the arena
Come the fuck on.
that looks totally unfun to play
Okay, is this really the best fight they could show?
What the fuck happened to FF?
I remember that series as party based turn rpg, not this weird action abomination
>>341059507
Hes teleporting.
>anime shitters actually play this shit
>>341059507
Warps, anon. Warps.
I'm out. I can't take this dogshit anymore. See you at the PC conference for people who actually care about PC.
what a shitty fucking demo
Why does it look like he's fucking up?
Good God, it's a clusterfuck.
>>341059471
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT NOTICED THIS
STOP SHOWING THE DAMN AUDIENCE!
Holy shit, it is really fucking similar.
Wow he sucks at his own game
i dont think he knows how to play guys
>People were excited for this game
this looks so fucking terrible lmao
It's sad this is actual FF
What happened?
This battle is a borefest.
NEW THREAD
Did they restart the mission?
>>341059607
Everything so far looks dull as hell to be quite honest.
This is not a FF game
What a fucking mess, if it was turn based it would have been the fucking best FF ever
Kind of lame
>party dies
>they mysteriously res to full heath without the payer doing anything
Lol FF is dead.
I'm not even fucking watching this. I just can't.
It's just... this is not a good sequence for a gameplay demonstration.
>>341059813
They changed the battle system.
Did Justin Bieber do the voice acting for this?
Why didn't they just throw the dragon balls from the beginning?
Jesus christ, this dialogue is fucking horrible
TTTTRYYEEAAAHH
AAAUURRGHH
YEEEAAARRGGGHHH
GIVE ME THE QTE
YOURE OUT
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POKEBALLS GO!
>>341059813
technology. wow...
Why is this so hyped? It looks terrible. And this might be the cringiest cast of characters I've ever seen in a weeb shit game.
Go back to scripted this is fucking horrendous
Fuck me
FFXV quick time event the game
That looks really boring
I don't understand the appeal.
>>341059668
>not wanting to play the best FF since X
This looks as unfun to play as ever, and the camera is fucking shit
Well there goes my hype for Final Fantasy.
THANK YOU MATT
What the hell was that supposed to be other than a guy getting fisted for a few minutes?
why would it die from loosing an arm?
That looked like fucking shit. How are people excited for this?
That wasn't a good sequence to demo like that.
WHERES THE PC RELEASE
that FF demo was really awful
Division DLC.
>>341059393
Yeah actually. The studio behind it made one of my favorite games ever and Inafune has produced probably 1/3rd of my 3 by 3 so if you'd told me about this game before Scam no 9 I'd have died from dehydration after creaming my pants too hard, especially with the gameplay they showed.
Exploration based platforming is probably one of my favorite types of game ever.
RANDOMLY
GENERATED
MISSIONS
Holy hell that was embarrassing. Do people seriously think that trash looks fun?
TOM CLANCY'S: THE DOWNGRADE
division 2
>DEADLY
>URBAN
>DANGERS
So is Division still only a tiny ass portion of Manhattan?
>saying randomly generated missions like that's a good thing
They're still trying to shill the disaster that was The Division
God that looked a mess
Pokeball QTEs confirmed.
It's tap left-right-left, then down+b, right?
>con man's game is the most interesting game of the bunch
Oh boy.
>I AM THE MIXER
Christ that actually looked so bad. All those QTEs and boring combat that had no crunch or feel to it. Purely style over substance and OMG HUGE MONSTERS
NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIE DIVISION OR ITS DLC
>>341060204
INFINITE MISSIONS
Was that it? That's all Final Fantasy XV they had time for?
And now a game which literally lost 90% of it's players is getting a DLC, first on xBox?
that FF gameplay is dogshit and so was the player holy shiet xD
PATRICK IS BACH!
EPIC WARFARE!
>>341060218
M8
These people watch anime
They have no taste
Anything good so far?
>westacucks hated that
There is no hope for you guys. Enjoy your Division and Shooter #1030030
>>341059695
>>341059706
>They made fighting a Colossus boring
>Crowd applause
>"That was great!"
this is getting worse by the second
>Ubisoft this desperate
Far, far too late for The Division. It's completely dead.
X-BOX ONE AND WINDOWS TEN EXCLUSIVE THE CONFERENCE
4 u
>everyone is complaining about dudebro shit
>jap shit is even worse
AAYOOO AYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOL UP
>with bathroom 1
What is the point of even owning a Xbone if everything is just going to be on PC?
BATTLEFIELD 1 XBOX EXCLUSIVE
lol dice employees going overboard with the cheering like bethesda
>>341060450
nope
*SMACKS LIPS*
>>341060446
this tbqh
Look, BF1.
>Weebs get angry if you can't pronounce a certain Japanese word correctly
>Completely overlooks Nips botching English.
PUSHES THE BOUNDARIES OF BUZZWORD, BUZZWORD, BUZZWORD AND BUZZWORD
>games we've already seen
woah....
>Why No One Would Ever Want to Buy an XBox Ever Again Because All The Games Are Available On PC: The Conference
XBOX AND WINDOWS 10 EXCLUSIVE
>Battle 1
>>341060446
M8
I watch anime and FF15 is fucking trash.
FINALLY BATTLEFRONT: BATTLEFIELD 1 EDITION
THIS IS IT
THE GAME ABOUT WW1 THAT IS NOT ABOUT WW1
nigger SJW propaganda
If they will make mission in Poland with that dindu, I will send DICE a letter filled with insults
Oh it's this trailer again.
SAME SHIT AGAIN?
Battel fiiild
>same trailer as the EA one
What're you doing Dice?
>>341060454
If you thought that looked fun or cool then you should take this as a sign of why girls don't talk to you.
>same trailer
HALO MCC PC
COME ON FUCK
>>341060529
xbox one is for people who are too stupid to build their own pc
>Same fucking trailer
More like Battlefiller, amirite?
>le dindu music in the background
WE CANT CHANGE THE WORLD....WE CAN ONLY CHANGE THE GAME.
why do they do this shit?
WE CAN'T CHANGE THE WORLD
WE CAN CHANGE THE GAME
WE WUZ KANGS
NO PAIN NO GAIN
AND SHIT
>ww1
>automatic weapons
LOL COD IS DEAD. RIP COD
NO PAIN
>NO PAIN
NO GAIN
>NO GAIN
>>341060943
Wait for it.
>>341060987
How's your no friends working out for you?
It hurts to watch
did gaben lose weight?
>>341060739
WE CAN'T CHANGE THE WORLD
WE CAN CHANGE THE GAME
Bravo Sweden. There is a reason 1 in 4 Swedish women will be raped in their life.
>>341060697
>I think normal people build a PC
Not everyone is an autist with money to throw around.
>>341061084
This.
Why does EVERYTHING have shitty rap music in the background these days.
>>341061259
lmao
leak is real
>>341061157
CoD will be at Sony's conference, you numpty.
Did WWI artillery even have rifling?
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
>>341061095
Kid react to what's hip at the moment.
Niggers and rap are hip at the moment.
BACKGROUND MUSIC HOLY SHIT IT'S OVER SONY IS FINISHED CLOSE E3 SHUT IT DOWN IT'S OVER
People are cheering for background music...
FREE LANGUAGES!!!!!!
>there is now a language selection menu
Bravo, Microsoft
BACKGROUND MUSIC
>Xbox live
Who the fuck is excited about this?
And what is wrong with this man's voice?
BACKGROUND MUSIC
LANGUAGE OPTIONS
HOLY FUCK HOW THIS IS NOT STANDARD?
XBOX LIVE IS FREE
>LANGUAGES
this is a joke, right?
SOMETHING THAT THE 360 ALREADY DID
OH MY FUCK
Is that screaming fat shit back?
>>341061321
>have to buy a new video card every other game that comes out
PCucking is real.
>>341061190
LITERALLY XBOX FORUMS
Oh goody, they finally added fucking clans to Xbox Live.
Like they said they would TEN FUCKING YEARS AGO.
4CHAN FOR XBOX OMG
>>341061498
>>341061523
>2016
>Xbox One releases a function that the original xbox had
>people cheer
>>341061523
It's not about vidya anymore
Microsoft doing the same shit Steam has
No point having Steam now
>>341061523
They should show a long Atelier Totori trailer at one of these events.
>we added steam groups!
>>341061419
>gwent
>We want the Miiverse audience.
Microsoft still stuck in 2012
>MUH SOCIAL
So far they're running a solid D-. No true exclusives that make me want to buy that new xbox slim, and nothing compelling enough to make me install Windows 10.
>>341061419
Does "big game" mean unannounced games? Does that mean new Age of Empires (what else would they end with?) and new Battletoads?
>Microsoft playing catch up to Sony with this shit
WHO
THE FUCK
CARES
social networking in fuckin console
I hate normalfags, I really do
I play vidya to not talk to people, not the opposite
"wanted someone to cyber with me"
"wanted meme masters"
>>341061419
>Big game (RTS)
pls be Age of Empires
>If you are a pedophile, looking for young children to groom and abduct, you will find them, on Xbox live
>>341061738
maybe if your brain is missing
>>341061419
holy shit it actually is
Lol that was all shit
>>341061903
Does that make the PS4 stuck in 2005?
some cucks talking about game they only bought, not created
fuck 2016
those hips
>>341062069
you wish, its halo wars 2
Synchronized autism is now possible
I'm too old for this shit
>>341061961
>>341062069
You know it's actually Halo Wars 2, right ?
holy shit I'm criging so hard please kill me
>>341061419
>Big game (jingle bells rock)
Gonna hazard a guess that this is Dead Rising since the leaks put that at christmas time.
The RTS is almost 100% Halo Wars 2. Not sure what the others could be based on those hints. Maybe Injustice 2 and that Rare pirate game.
>>341061523
audience is not real, theyre just paid to clap and cheer
LETS GET OUT OF HERE
Autism speaks.
>>341064152
good god
AUTISM CON
>>341064152
he looked like he was about to cry
XXFAGLORD inscribed on your controller
oh cool, another indie game
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