COMFY E3 BREAD #2
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Are you still mad? edition
#1 >>340897349
I'm really disappointed
/ck/ reporting
>those moans
also
>no gameplay
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
answer: yes
Andromeda isn't going to be female only protagonist is it?
mass effect looks cool
although frostbite cant do sounds good
I want to play as a Krogan this time.
Playing as a boring shitty human when you have races like Krogans and shit feels awful.
No shitposting.
SPORTS ESPORTS
IT'S IN THE GAME
sports
The fact that there's no trailer for Ass Effect after so many years just shows how troubled the development is
They have no idea what to do and keep stringing everyone on
>>340904364
yes, watching that trailer irritated me immensely
>An amazing story
The story of how Serious Moe broke his arm has more depth then the ME series
Wow 300
nth for someone please post a bingo for me thanks.
Mobile, I heard mobile. Hit the deck!
>>340904652
Recipe or GTFO
ur a gril this tiem btw lol
>Origin
>>340904364
>origin
That still exists?
helo
WE PATCH GAMES
>>340904364
I'll be mad until the end of time.
This guy looks so greasy and I don't care about anything they've shown in the slightest
When are we going to get something hilariously awful instead of just boring? Will we have to wait for Ubisoft?
Man I'm already pissed off with this conference. I mean I expected this EA are always shit but fucking hell.
FFS STOP WITH THIS NECKBEARD FANTASY SHIT I JUST WANT TO SEE THE NEW FIFA SO I CAN LEAVE THIS TURBO NERD BOARD FOR ANOTHER YEAR
>>340904364
>female main is canon
Wouldn't be surprised if she turns out to be a tranny.
>last year we updated our games tons and this year it'll be even higher
THEY LITERALLY JUST SAID THEIR GAMES WILL BE SHIT AND THEYLL HAVE TO UPDATE AND PATCH THEM CONSTANTLY
FUCKING HELL AHAHHAHAHAHA YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>free games
>no cheering
This is so fucking sad.
>>340904364
migrated fomr the first, hows it hanging ?
>lel mobile games, lel EA access
>>340904364
In the year 2148, explorers on Mars discovered the remains of an ancient spacefaring civilization. In the decades that followed, these mysterious artifacts revealed startling new technologies, enabling travel to the furthest stars. The basis for this incredible technology was a force that controlled the very fabric of space and time.
They called it the greatest discovery in human history.
The civilizations of the galaxy call it...
MASS EFFECT
Need the report card template please!!!
>>340904652
loving that 'go 'za
>>340904694
Reporting
I expected nothing and I'm still let down
>>340904652
/ck/ here too
>>340904652
For a cu/ck/ you sure have shit taste
CHARITIES TO GAMING
DIVERSE AND INCLUSIVE
>diverse
>he for she
DONATE TO THESE FEMINIST GROUPS /v/!!!
>we give money to white women!
CHARITY
M-MUH TAX RIGHT OFF
Good idea, terrible fucking charites
>FUCKING ANITA
>diverse
>inclusive
>playing EA games funds libcuck propoganda
Just in case you needed another reason not to buy EA garbage.
FEMINISM
>CELEBRATING STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS
LMAO
FEMINISM UH OH
HEFORSHE HEFORSHE HEFORSHE HEFORSHE HEFORSHE HEFORSHE HEFORSHE HEFORSHE
Wat?
>A DIVERSE AND MORE INCLUSIVE WORLD
Come the fuck on.
How long 'til Battlefield 1?
This triggers /pol/
>>340904364
>No gameplay
I'm so fucking pissed.
SOME SHIT CHARITIES.
STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS
GIVE MONEY
EA Consultancy for Woman™
>he for she
What am I listening to right now? What do women have to do with this? I'm lost.
>Charity for women
Ho boy here we go.
strong wimen
>Feminist shit
>Charity
>Inclusive
>STEM
>HeForShe
>National Center for Women & Information Technology
>strong female characters
EA has no shame does it.
>all of these feminist charities
C O
D E
SJWS WIN AGAIN
>sjw shit
what the fuck are they talking about
STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS CONFIRMED
I know E3 is shareholder conference, but this is BLATENTLY saying
>HEY RICH PEOPLE BUISNESS OWNERS HIGH CORPORATIONS, BUY OUR STOCK BECAUSE WE WILL MAKE LOADS THROUGH CHARITY.
>>340904652
>shitcongo pizza
>STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS
Video game fans on suicide watch
Is there a more cucked industry and fanbase?
>play our games to support strong female developers
Nope.
EA IS LITERALLY GIVING FEMINISM MONEY
!!!!
FORCED FEMINISM
/d2g/ reporting in
>Woman pandering
Literally quivering with rage, fucking BULLSHIT
>feminism
ah yes very impressive
>NOW YOU CAN GIVE INVOLUNTARY DONATIONS TO FEMINIST CHARITIES WHILE YOU PLAY STAR WARS
>JUST LIKE YOU ALWAYS WANTED
CIS SCUM
>He for She bullshit
Totally video games
the facial animation on ass effect andro looked weird
IT ISN'T DIVERSE AT ALL IF YOU'RE STUCK PLAYING AS SOME SHITTY HUMAN CUNT
LET ME PLAY AS A FUCKING ALIEN YOU FAGGOTS
FOOTBALL
>Divegrass
>>340904968
its cringeworthy honestly. these ea conferences are always cringeworthy
Why haven't you said your daily 5 Hail Anitas yet anon?
B A S E D P E T E R
>I think we're winning
>strong female characters worth
>mentioning this at all
One dimensional womyn character confirmed.
>celebrating strong female characters
this is getting a tad ridiculous don't you think
Feminism and sports.
HURR FIFA DURR MESSI HURRR SPORTS HURRR
>Winning
/FIFABOYS/
>I think we're winning
>MORE SPORTS
SUCK MY COCK
>Brits are excited about EA
What a shit country
>I THINK WE'RE WINNING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
FOOOOOTBOL
>he thinks they're winning
footy humor
I don't get the point of the two conferences.
Can someone explain me this?
>Peter reminding of why Russians must be killed
>The Destroy ending is canon
Get fucked Casey Hudson. Take your weird cyborg assimilation fetish elsewhere.
WHO'S A /STRONG WOMYN GAMER/ HERE?
>FIFA
>A DIVERSE AND MORE INCLUSIVE WORLD
yeah, I think we had a muslim demonstrate that for us just today.
>>340904703
BattlEAfront has amazing sound design
>I think we're winning
:-/
>20 minute player interview incoming
And we're back to SPORTS
>england looked good
>>340904364
>more sports games
zzzzzzz
LITERALLY NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>>340905474
>anime
SPORTS
SPORTS SPORTS
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
SPORTS SPORTS
SPORTS
WHAT HAS CHARITY TO DO WITH VIDEO GAMES
WHAT
THE
FUCK GUYYYYYYYS
Here's a glimpse into FIFA, which will look just like the last 5
Fuck this shit conference I'm going to play Odin Sphere.
DIVERSITY AND INCLUSION
>REVOLUTIONARY YEAR FOR FIFA
So just like every year?
LOOK EVERYONE
IT'S THE AVERAGE BRIT
MY NAME IS ALEX HUNTER
*clap*
Jesus christ this fucking pandering
>1-1
HELLO FELLOW GAMERS
this is terrible
fuck fifa
>Strong female characters in Star Wars
WHO? Is it an army of six Leias?
BlackPanther?
>92nd minute
>......................
>*sound of lead balloon falling*
FIFAR
>thats shitty soccer joke
>nobody laughed
OOGA BOOGA
Who's the nigga?
Soccer is gay
>>340904364
Another year and they still have fucking NOTHING to show us about ME:A. Fucking Shit, what are they doing?
WHO?
>They sped up the footage of the HD soccer games so people wouldn't have time to notice how samey they look
JUST SHOW THE GAME YOU USELESS FUCK
>that SNES/Genesis logo playback
Fuck you, EA. You used to be good.
Look at that slav tracksuit
OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING STOP
>feminist pandering
Ugh.
MESSI
WE
WUZ
SPORTZ
N
SHIT
E tree confirmed for rotten fruit.
NOT AGAIN!
CRINGE
WHAT IS THIS WOG DOING?
IT'S PELE ALL OVER AGAIN
>But you will
what did he mean by this?
WE WUZ SOCCA PLAYAS AN BOLLOCKS
>THEY FORGOT TO TURN ON HIS FUCKING MIC
Shouldn't have hired so many women ;^)
Wait, who is Alex Hunter?
Is he a professional soccer player?
oh god, this dindu
>no Mass Effect gameplay
>back to sportz
fuck EA conferences.
yes aye lad
NO NOT AGAIN
KICKIN A BALL IN THE PARK WITH ME MATES
WE WUZ PELE
WE DIVERSE
WE FEMALE AND BLACK CHARACTERS
look at this quintessential british man
PELE WHEN!?!?!?!
WHERE
IS
PELE
>Sports garbage
I should just go back to watching Se7en
EA really likes blacks
Quintessentially British lad right there
People still play FIFA?
wtf is this nigger?
WE WUZ SPORTS
You don't kick around a football, what an idiot.
>Sports games and a sports person
Literally no one cares. Show us some good games
>Diverse and inclusive
>It all goes to white women
lol
>feminism
>niggers
whats next, a cripple?
>>340905764
AND HIS NAME IS PETER GABRIEL AND HE'S 5'6" TALL AND YOU
CANT
TEACH
THAT
>TWITCH CHAT BANNING TriHard
Who is this adidas nigger wtf
>ROONEY
HAHAHAHA
PIP PIP
B E N D I T
E
N
D
I
IT
>STRONK FEMALE CHARACTERS
This has gotta be a parody. Holy shit.
WE
PLAYIN IN THE PARK WIT ME M8S
IM THE BEST MAN I DEED IT
ROSIE ODONNEL AT A BISEXUl BRIDAL SHOWER
>>340905312
Jew Yorker detected
>>340904364
Nah. The disappointment is a part of me now. I'll never expect a new Mass Effect game to be above a 6/10 anymore though.
>>340904652
/sci/ at yo/u/r service
>>340905827
WHI DIS FUGGIN NIGGA ?
nig nog fuck off
LITERALLY
WHO
FUCKING
CARES
ABOUT
FIFA?
3 LIONS
L
I
O
N
S
WE WUZ FOOTBALLERS N SHIET
Why the fuck are the French on the stage?
HOPES AND DREAMS
Are you seriously just having a female MC this time?
>All these /v/ fedora tippers who don't like sports
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Y'SEE THE THING ABOUT ARSENAL IS THAT THEY ALWAYS TRY TO WALK IT IN
>>340905831
It's DAI all oer again.
#Brexit
Why is there always like spoken word or poetry or whatever during EA Sports shit? Like, why? Is the nig the EA CEO's son or something?
t. Alex Hunter
>>
*runs off stage*
I had to mute it. I can't listen to this. It physically pained me.
I heard a lot of you got really triggered when they talked about charity. Is it true?
Thanks young pele
That overacting black guy, god dammit.
CRINGE
>Picks up Xbox and runs
>tfw you realize all power women have has been given to them by men
Sorry about this, America
AND Y'ALL COMING WUTH ME
Why does the EA show always have a guest athlete?
They're not pandering to athletes, they're pandering to fucking gamers
3 LIONS ONthe plane home after being knocked out
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
he's a nigger but i like his prononciation.
london magicks
WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST PUT ALL THE SPORTS IN ONE CHUNK.
FUCKING ASSHOLES.
>NO LESTAH
This nigger should have gotten a career in acting. Then he might not be spilling his nigger spaghetti on stage in front of nerds who don't care.
>England
>White
WE SPORTS MOVIES NOW
>STILL SPORTS
THIS FIFA IS CRINGE
CRINGE TIME
What the hell is this?
LOL BLACK PROTAGONIST
FUCK OFF
>Sjw bullshit
QUINTESSENTIALLY BRITISH
>>340906308
No.
CUM WITH ME WHITE BOI
Can someone post the report card template? I'm joining the party a bit late.
THE PANDERING WON'T STOP
>AND YOU'RE ALL COMING WITH ME
Anyone else think he was about to pull out a gun?
Fuckin' story mode in FIFA
WHERE THE FUCK IS DORITOES POPE STREAM
YOU'RE ALL COMING WITH ME
>FIFA
>story
FUCKING STORY IN MY FOOTBALL GAME?
why can't I create a custom player to rise up????
does soccer have to be this aggressively British?
THIS IS MAH JOURNEE
AN UR COMMIN WITH ME
>nobody claps
>FIFA story mode
wtf is this shit?
>story mode starring a black man
How much pander can you do, EA?
>play as a nigger
FUCKING DROPPED
LMAO fifa story mode???
This is the best EA conference in years. I'm laughing so hard.
Sole fact that I have to share same planet with people that play EA sports games unironically so so fucking jarring
>fifa story mode
YOUR COMMIN WIVE ME NIGGA
WTF IS THIS M8
>A FUCKING SINGLE PLAYER STORY LINE FOR FUCKING
>F
>I
>F
>A
EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>story mode for a sports game
what is happening
Wow this deserves an Oscar
SPORTS MANG
>FIFA with plot
lmao, the /sp/ shitposts will be off the charts
FIFA has a story mode now then?
>Story mode
Nobody asked for this
>they added a single player story about a nigger in a soccer game
ahahahahahaha oh fuck
thank you ea
FORCED BLACK PROTAG
A FUCKING REAL PERSON
>Story mode
>For a football game
NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT THAT EA
FUCK
>Story mode fifa
Oh bother.
>DIVERSITY!!!
>blacks and women
Everytime
>sports game biography campaign mode
Singleplayer campaign for a soccer game?
Not gonna lie, that's kinda cool, black protagonist or not.
IT'S A LITERAL MOVIE TRAILER
FIFA STORY MODE?
who here lifelong?
>IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE
IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE
>IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE
IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE
>IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE
IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE
>IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE
IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE
>IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE
IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE
>IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE
IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE
>IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE
IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE
>IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE
IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE
>IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE
IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE
>All these decent graphics for a shitty football game
>>340905831
>"Just trust us, anon, it'll all end well!" xD
>>340906353
WUZ
>"""""""""""""Comfy"""""""""""""
Why don't you come over to the real thread, fags? Same shit.
>>340906238
>plays virtual sports
>PLAYS
>VIRTUAL
>SPORTS
Go play real sports, you fat fuck.
It's 2k16 all over again
>>340906378
I kinda liked they way he delivered it.
He should be an actor
FIFA STORY MODE
>Premier league
>English player
>dramatic fifa trailer
what the fuck is this
>FIFA with a story
PREMYEE' LEEG
this no comfy :(
>"Epic" football
Jesus Christ, why.
>ENGLISH soccer team
>full of niggers
RIP British Empire
WE
WHY DOES THAT BLACK MAN SOUND LIKE RAMSAY SNOW
>storymode for a sports game
>story mode for titanfall
what else are they going to tack story modes onto?
wtf? can you make a sports game with a storyline?
GTA FIFA
> Story mode
> Not a better career mode
Kill yourself EA
>MOURINHO PLAYING A TEENAGER
![[Asenshi] Flying Witch - 02 [DC099B11].mkv_snapshot_20.36_[2016.06.10_02.52.47].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ylcs5rg.jpg "[Asenshi] Flying Witch - 02 [DC099B11].mkv snapshot 20.36 [2016.06.10 02.52.47]")
>Storyline in a football game
Why?
>another black guy
stop it please
Is this a fuckign campaign for a sports game?
>>340906740
This.
The sticky is for spam, fucking idiots
>Fifa single player mode
>forced to play as black footy player
>not being able to create yourself and become a proffesional
NBA 2k16 already did this with Spike Lee
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't understand.
>tfw FIFA got BLACKED
>>340906507
Are you sure?
>>340905251
>>340905253
>>340906473
>Nigger protagonist
>Not Mexican
Why?
FIFER: STORY MODE
>>340906845
Fuck off.
>SO THAT'S AMAZING
If you say so Peter.
Honestly that's actually a good idea
I'd play a FIFA story mode
Wait, what, it has to be that nig?
FUCK THAT
FULL OF DEPTH AND EMOTION
why not just actually play football instead?
>>340906860
Battlefield hopefully.
the POWER OF FROSTBITE
DAT SINGLE CLAP AGAIN
>so thats amazing
I dont know if thats what I'd call it
FUTBAL HUEHUEHUE
>Livin Da Dream A Spike Lee Joint is LITERALLY the future of videogames
They keep talking about Frostbite but what can it even do
>>340906605
hilarious isnt it?
>single player campaign in a sports game
>so this... is the power... of frostbite...
>so thats amazing
>>340906780
This.
Real futball worlds
>>340906896
DIVERSITY AND INCLUSION OR GTFO VIDYA
>>340906860
Is tacked on story mode the new tacked on multiplayer?
>fifa story mode
WHO
CARES
LIFE DOESN'T ALWAYS GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
>This is the incredible new feature that IGN was hyping up
THE POWER OF THE ENGINE ALLOWS YOU TO PLAY ONE NIGGER INSTEAD OF YOUR OWN CHARACTER IN A STORY MODE
ASTOUNDING
>>340906380
Firstly, these games sell a ton and even though "hardcore" gamers don't care, the normies that buy millions of copies actually do care about all this and having their favorite athletes in it, it's the sole reason other sports games fail.
Secondly I wouldn't be surprised if it's part of the contract where E3 has to give real athletes stage time to promote the licensed product.
so this is the power of frostbyte woah
MANAGERS
>Storymode
Because that worked so well for NBA 2k16 right?
I'm not a Eurokek, what the fuck is his accent? To be fair I'm not 'Merican, either. Never heard that accent before.
It seems having a single player campaign is the next logical step for fifa. don't get why you fags are hating on it.
Wheres Spike Lee you hacks?!
Sports are honestly the most boring thing in existence.
I'm just here for BF1
>>340906723
i have been a lifelong fan since the everton match!!
>Play story mode
>Manager subs you in with 5 minutes left
>THIS YOUR CHANCE HUNTER, GO OUT THERE AND MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF
>Score 3 own goals
Can /v/ meme it?
>>340904652
What the fuck is that?
BEST CLOB
>Wake up
>I'm a nigger now
This must be a horror game.
bravo bioware
>make soccer game
>nigger protagonist
yeeeah this wont sell
THE POWER OF FROSTBITE
>>340906951
that was a joint, not a story.
>Boooooooooo
>>340906926
THIS IS THE POWER OF FROSTBITE
>LIVERPLOP
>>>96
>Wonga
>Legendary
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEKKEK
BOOOOOOOO
>THAT BOO
HAHAHAHA!
all the booing
>>340905615
GOOD. FUCK CASEY HUDSON.
>LIVERPOO
>LIVERPOO
>LIVERPOO
>LIVERPOO
>LIVERPOO
>LIVERPOO
>>340906995
How many Mexican's do you think are in the UK?
WE NIGGERS NOW
PREMIER MANAGERS
It's in the game
>WONGA
>>340906735
>>340906260
They showed more last year, what the fuck. Not even a fucking CGI bullshit trailer?
>characters full of depth and emotion
>a starstruck MC who's in way over his head
Whatever you say faggot.
THEY DONT NEED TO ADVERTISE THEIR SPORTS FRANCHISES THEY ALWAYS SELL
WHY ARE THEY TAKING UP THIS TIME FOR STUPID TALKING
>Liverpool
WE
lel
Finally I can play as an old man yelling at his team from the sidelines.
EA's done it again!
>>340906995
Because being diverse means pandering to black people.
>mfw the special one
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>340906995
who is she m8?
>le scripted banter exchange
I am lelling
MOU
Who asked for this story mode?
MOU PLEASE
DON'T DO THIS TO YOURSELF
Literally who fucking plays FIFA?
MOTHERFUCKIN JOSE!
WOW HOW EXCITING I DONT KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS
is EA okay?
CHLOBS
>>340907260
What, she's cute. Much better than the ugly lesbian from DAI at least.
>mouyes
>all that clapping
what
is this supposed to be someone famous
AYYYYY LMAO
MOST LEGENDARY MANAGERS
BOOOOOOOOOOO
WHO?
I don't know who none of these people are
I dont think this semen slurping sport is for me
MOURINHOOOO
>>340904364
What is with sports games having story modes now? First NBA 2K16 and now FIFA. Is Madden going to have a story mode next?
Is /sp/ watching this shit with us?
>>340907203
just sounds like a generic british accent lad
ah shit
JOSE
> Mou
> Not Ranieri
fuck off
who the fuck is this semem slurper?
>Best announcement in all this is Jose showing up
>>340907260
Is that Dana Carvey?
>>340906238
>he pays $60 a year for the same game
There are no bigger idiots than sport game players.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
I want to play as a white character!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY REPRESENTATION?
WHAT THE FUCK
MOURINHO
PORTUGUESEFAG HERE
FEEL FREE TO BULLY THE SHIT OUT OF ME I'M FUCKING DONE
>mouyes
>mr forstbite
WHO
DAT BANTZ
HAD NO FUCKING IDEA WHO DIS GUY IS
Jo
Ze
MOU CONFIRMED
LOOKING PLASTIC AS FUCK
MOU CONFIRMED
who?
>>340907328
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexicans_in_the_United_Kingdom
>Liverpool
>FUCKING JOSE ON STAGE!!
>>340907206
because why the fuck can't you create your own character to rise up, this is what every fifa kid out there would love.
EUROPOORS
GO
HOME
CRINGE
>>340907572
a few of them, maybe
>>340907585
what the fuck
oh god, Memerinho is there
>all this time spent on sports content
Anyone do the Spike Lee joint in NBA 2k16?
Holy shit it might have been the worst thing Ive ever played
WOW THEY INVITED SOMEONE WHO PROBABLY DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT VIDEO GAMES TO TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES. I'M SO EXCITED.
>>340907260
>alien
>its just a blue human
>soccer
fucking europoors
S P E C I A L O N E
>that accent
>Sorry Alex, I'm already the FIFA 17: The Journey.
>I DON'T DO THE GAME
WE KNOW
>>340907260
That's one ugly man. inb4 she's the main love interest.
Oh god, I just got why they have a london crowd in tandem, it's so they can drum up enough hype for their soccer game.
>this horrifically cringe-inducing "banter"
Can EA do anything right
Joe Zay
>these neeks dont even know who the special one is
>Hes a big player
"Josay"
It's pronounced HOZAY you english fuck!
cringing right now desu senpaitachi
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
So what's worse
Strong women characters
or
Play as a nigger?
>>340907260
gross
Oh look they're doing a """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""comedy"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" bit
>watching E3 2 days early
C'mon, these shows are just disappointing to even think about, especially when most of it will be reshown in two days.
What's the Fifa's protagonists name again?
Just need one more
>>340907328
>Mexican's
>'
MOU WANTING TO BE ANYWHERE ELSE
KEK
van gaal DLC when
there's that famous british banter
>40 minutes in
>4 games shown
>2 of them are SPERTS
>1 was a sequel to a game no one gives a shit about
>1 is actually interesting but showed no gameplay and got the least amount of time
LITERALLY WHO is that guy
OY VEY RUBBING JEW HANDS
>>340907569
It's a cheap little way to act like they're evolving the games without actually changing anything.
My player mode is much more fun.
CRINGE AND LAME
>>340907645
I don't guy it every year dumbass
I just like ripping on the "OH MY GOD DID YOU KNOW I HATE SPORTS I REALLY DON'T LIKE THEM OH LOOK THE MAN KICKED THE BALL" fedora tippers who occupy /v/
Is it actually Jo-zay and not Ho-zay?
My son does things, I dunno.
DID SOMEONE SAY
MONEY
>this entire shitty conference
They have to go back.
>I AM UPZET WITCH JU
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS SPIC?
Did he say sportsball?
>>340907851
>she
Watch yourself big boi.
>>340907786
Didn't that have your dead friend's ghost come back just to shame you for making it big in the NBA
Those jew hands.
why are the other comfy threads being deleted?
Easiest paycheck ever.
>>340907651
Go shitpost in the sticky.
>no footage of BF1, Titanfall, or Ass Effect
>most of the hour dedicated to sports
Jesus Christ, we know where all the money went now don't we
Hey hey hey keep it comfy
>jew.png
Please someone screencap it.
>I CONTROL THE DEBIT CARD
make this into an e3 meme now
why is this so fucking cringy ?
Why do they do this everytime, it always goes wrong.
>literally a meme appearence
kek wow
OMG FUCKINNG MOVE ON
Mourinho looks like he doesn't want to be there
>This EA presenter
>We've shown you a lot today
When did that happen?
That was really awkward.
What the fuck is this garbage where are the videogames
Holy shit he looks so fucking uninterested in this shit.
MAKE IT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND!
WHO ELSE HERE /EARLYCODEFORTHEGAME/
>lel r u buying our fuckin microtransactions
>all this pandering to Chav soccer hooligans
Go shit up Marseilles some more you inbred islanders
>>340907905
Women are tolerable because they are at least necessary for the world.
Every nigger is a wasted place in both videogames and real life.
>>340907715
That's not a lot.
>more fifa
holy fuck stop
>>340907359
Otherwise third worlders won't know what to buy. It's not like they have anything else.
Did they not pay enough to the coach guy?
>rubs hands
>>340907794
>>340907260
>it's not even a good looking blue human
>>340907938
they didnt show sexy aliens tho
Hey guys I don't like sports and I cool yet?
WHERE
ARE
THE
VIDEO
GAMES
Oh wait it's EA
>>340908037
He cucks your dad
>>340907879
What ever you say Josie
>"comfy" thread
>nothing but racists and misogynists
MAII PLESURE
I'm So confused. Does Mass Effect Andromeda
take place after ME3? Or before? Or are they saying fuck it and doing a whole new universe.
you can't make this up !
>>340907958
this
>>340907938
You've missed some
>>340907936
Azeem the Lion Hunter
>>340908005
it's actually Ho-zéh
EA had no real content, just uses random shot as filler time, talking about how awesome they are and making banter with OH WOW LOOK AT THIS GUY
Cringe conferences were Ubisoft domain. What is EA even doing?
BALD MEN TALKING
Are we ever gonna get off of FIFA or is this just it?
>aaaaeeerronnn
He's pretty much a fucking yank by this point
>muh liverpool
>>340908210
hey shut the fuck up
>Sports RPG
Sounds good in theory.
>EA
>People salty about sports content
You stupid nignogs
>ur in control of the story
>"complete innovation"
oh shit the ride never ends
>>340908091
Is that the Charmeleon doujin? Nice taste.
>>340908187
ffs
>>340907998
Well, it's true.
You kick a fucking ball. Every time. That's all there is to it.
People pay $60 for this shit.
>>340907715
Why the fuck is that even an article on its own?
Fucking Wikipedia man. Sucks so much ass.
Population coverage of [country]?
There, no splitting shit up in to loads of pointless separate pages.
what the fuck is a pitch?
>more FIFA shit
Jesus christ they have literally nothing to show
>"we've shown a lot today"
THEY SHOWED 4 GAMES AND NONE OF THEM WERE UNEXPECTED OR IMPRESSIVE
WHY ARE THEY SPENDING SO MUCH TIME ON SPORTS GAMES. NO ONE FUCKING CARES
How come none of the soccer players are white?
Did the GM go off script or something?
Felt like he's trying to belittle the EA guy
>>340908163
>Premier league isn't the world's greatest
>>340908275
weak b8 m8
Someone say something when all the sports shit is done
>>340907905
Women if they are waifus
>>340908460
baseball thing
>>340907879
he's Portuguese so Josay is correct spic retard
GUYS
THERE IS AN OLD DUDE
ON THE SIDELINE
IN THE VIDEO GAME
REVOLUTIONN
>>340908371
Barkley Shut Up and Jam
fuck more fifa
the best sports games were on ps2 the new ones just have shit controls and dumb skills
>>340908238
lmao did i hurt your feeling?
filthy beaner SAD!
>>340908508
t.DELETE THIS
>>340908345
Not until EA, the video game industry or you die.
Pick your poison.
Whens NHL?
Are we still doing FIFA? Jesus christ, it's the same shit every year.
>>340907851
I think you meant *Xi
>>340908484
You have no idea how much FIFA sells
>>340908163
>Marseilles
triggered.
Marseille.
choke on a pastis bottle.
Jesus christ all this fucking sports shit
>Mods deleting threads
I ain't gonna kill my browser by going into the sticky
>>340908210
Nobody on /v/ likes sports games, we have taste
People who play EA sports games don't even watch E3, why do they take so much time?
They're the same every year and people buy them every year, why bother?
>>340908076
Nah he just made some rap like """emotional"" speech
>>340908289
We basically still know the same
>>340908478
>battlefield
>madden
>fifa
>me andromeda
yup.
>>340908275
>shoehorning politics into videogames
>people complain
>call them mysoginists
nice plan anita
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79mdzFhG6UM
The entire gaming community right now
WE DEUS SEX BOYS
The mods deleted the other thread when this one reached 500 posts
Why are they so fucking stupid
>>340908151
YOU MEAN /BROWNPEOPLEPANDERING/? AW YEAH SON
FUCKING
JUNGLE
SPORTS
>SPORTS
SPORTS
>SPORTS
SPORTS
>SPORTS
SPORTS
>SPORTS
SPORTS
>SPORTS
SPORTS
>SPORTS
SPORTS
>SPORTS
SPORTS
>SPORTS
SPORTS
>SPORTS
>>340908275
I'm a black guy and them not including a "make your own player" campaign seems fishy.
Is Alex Hunt a big deal in the soccer world?
omg they are still going
everyone who buys Fifa games will already be buying this game, why the hell are they showing all this.
also who the fuck are these players
>>340908140
he's a known autist
>>340908647
>IMBLYINGG
>>340908289
During ME3
>more sports shit
Why am I bothering watching this?
>>340904652
>deep dish barbarian pizza
You will never see the Vanarama national League North in Fifa.
Would EA be bankrupt if not for Fifa?
BE RUTHLESS IN FRONT OF BALL
Why does everyone hate Nintendo when no one fucking else has anything to show either?
>>340908746
This one is decent if you don't want to part of the shitty sticky.
>look at what the frostbite engine enables us to do!
>force you to play as a nigger at poonited rather that use your own caw and pick your own club.
>>340908674
>Marseille also known as Marseilles in English
We speak English here, you vodka soaked tracksuit.
>>340908508
Only shitskins play soccer.
did he just jam his finger into that guy's kidney?
Im kind of interested in seeing how the story goes for Huntah. They didnt play the race card so the character might actually be tolerable for once.
>>340908371
Inazuma eleven.
Pretty okay.
>>340908681
Don't speak for me, you fucking loser. I can enjoy sports games because I wasn't bullied in high school like you
who /inazuma eleven/ here
Where.
Is.
The.
Fucking.
Gameplay.
If you were /sp/ you'd realise how fucking embarrassing it is for them that they've picked such meme players to advertise FIFA
>Unravel
Did that game even sell?
YAAAAAAAARNEEEEEEEEEY
The newest Deus Ex looks really different.
NEW THREAD
>>340908495
>>340908764
>Alex Hunt
no its a fake guys name that doesnt exist.
Its like you asking if the guy from GTAV exists.
>>340908647
/HOC/ MASTER RACE. SO TIRED OF ALL THIS SOCCER SHIT.
spaghetti guy
>WE ARE GAMERS
Oh god yarney
ffs indie games
>>340906769
>Plays dating sims and hentai games
Go get a date and have sex, you fat fuck.
NOOOOO WHO THE FUCK IS THIS WHERE IS TREMBLING MAN?????
>>340908902
Nice insecurity
>>340908637
t. mad cuck
OOoh, James Rodriguez? Good for the kid.
You guys need to chill
The madden and fifa crowd are one of the most profitable segments of the gaming industry.
Our games are coming, just calm down
SPAGHETTI GAME
Oh fuck here we go about unravel
YARNY TIME
BARNEY
NEVER FORGET
Oh shit is this shy shaky hands man?
>>340904364
>yfw if you choose to be female in mass effect you are tranny
>yfw if you choose to be male in mass effect you are trannyit's THE CURRENT YEAR SHITLORDS GET USED TO IT ;^)
>>340908776
Nice anon, sadly the author retired. Noone ever uploaded his complete works.
[WE ARE GAMERS]
>>340908983
It came out?
>>340908925
Kill yourself
>in five minutes this accent goes away
>We changed some animations guys, but we call it innovative scripting
[inhale]
>Unravel
Nobody cared about it when it released.
UNRAVEL 2 INCOMING
WHO HYPE
DESERT STRIKE REBOOT!
Y A R N Y
A
R
N
Y
>still no forced memes
Nice
>>340909135
Did I strike a nerve?
>WE ARE GAMERS
>We are gamers
Why would you do that?
>>340909125
Didn't he only make like 3 things?
>>340908947
Deserves to be played?!
What an entitled pos game!
That Deus Ex:MD x FIFA preview
>Adam Jensen day one DLC calling it now
>>340909086
>The madden and fifa crowd are one of the most profitable segments of the gaming industry.
>Nobody calling them out on their blatant gender bias
EA Greenlight
was unravel even good?
>>340909086
shut the fuck up
>>340908737
lol
more like itstimetostop.gif
HAHAHA leave it to EA to make Yarny feel souless.
It said Star Wars in 5 minutes 10 minutes ago
where is Star Wars
>>340909081
remove kebab
>We;re gonna use our cash to buy out every promising developer and then kill them just like all you favorite studios
YARNY 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
>I could be playing real video games and watching anime right now
>Instead I'm wathcing ea shit
BOOOOOOORING
BOOOOOOORING
BOOOOOOORING
BOOOOOOORING
new thread lads
>>340908495
>>340908495
>>340908495
>>340909042
I've never played any of those.
The insult against sports game still applies.
Where's yarney guy? He was literally the most human thing that's ever been associated with EA.
>>340907938
Indie shit confirmed
>We want all the profit
>WE WANT ALL THE PROFIT
100% revenue share in exchange for Origin exclusivity
EA IS PLOTTING TO ABSORB INDIE COMPANIES
>EA IS PLOTTING TO ABSORB INDIE COMPANIES
EA IS PLOTTING TO ABSORB INDIE COMPANIES
>EA IS PLOTTING TO ABSORB INDIE COMPANIES
EA IS PLOTTING TO ABSORB INDIE COMPANIES
>EA IS PLOTTING TO ABSORB INDIE COMPANIES
EA IS PLOTTING TO ABSORB INDIE COMPANIES
>EA IS PLOTTING TO ABSORB INDIE COMPANIES
EA IS PLOTTING TO ABSORB INDIE COMPANIES
>EA IS PLOTTING TO ABSORB INDIE COMPANIES
EA IS PLOTTING TO ABSORB INDIE COMPANIES
We want ALL the profit.
>>340909373
It was absolutely meh
More indieshit
>>340909000
Yeah, I don't really keep up with soccer. I just figured it it was loosely based on a players life that would make some amount of sense.
This just fucking alienates here.
>>340909124
I hate trannies
but I actually want this to happen it would be fucking hilarious
>we want all the profit
TREMBLING MAN 2: SWEATING MAN!
>indie shit
>ALL THE PROFIT GOES TO THE DEV
THERE'S BOUND TO BE SOMETHING THEY'RE NOT TELLING US.
I want to fuck that Fe
ANOTHER SHAKY HAND MAN
don't cry dude
SPAGHETTI 2
>3deep5u indie horseshit
Trembling Yarn Man repeat?
this guy sounds like he's about to cry
This guy...
I hope he's okay.
>>340909790
C A N A D A
A
N
A
D
A
IN THE CIIIIIIIIRCCCLLLLLLLLLEE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEEEEE
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
SPAGHETTI SPILLING
This EA conference has been really underwhelming
No major games and no major memes
Only the big boys can save us tomorrow
muh nerves
THIS GUY'S ABOUT TO FUCKING GO NUCLEAR
EVERYBODY RUN
Wow this actually looks awful
>>340909310
No, he made more than pokemon stuff, even some pokemon pics aren't on the internet.
FUCK OFF SWEDEKEK REEEEEEEEEE
TAKE YOUR INDIE SHIT WITH YOU
>>340908898
yes, it's fine as long as i don't see it over the internetz.
enjoy the broken glass tru your neck yo city's name butcher.
another nervous human to appeal to the cynical internets users buried humanity, EA are good at this marketing
>>340909774
They probably take there share in "Publishing fees" or some loophole like that
SPAGHETTI INCOMING!
TAKE COVER
>>340910165
All I ever found from him was the charmeleon one, the sylveon short, and then a bunch of other random kemono stuff involving raccoon girls.
>indieshit at e3
for what purpose
2deep4me
Shit looks gay as fuck mang
This looks interesting, but I'm sure EA will fuck it up.
>>340910517
>not liking indie games
>Indie game
>Features some little cutesy creature that doesn't talk
>In fact, none of the characters talk
>"""""""unique""""""" art style
>Gameplay gimmick
>Shitty wind chime music
>>340910517
Marginally more interesting though.
NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD
>>340910643
>>340910643
>>340910643
It looks cute
silent gone homo: forest edition
>>340910684
Wow, you described Zelda.
This looks like the sort of thing I'd expect form Sony.
silky smooth cinematic 12 console frames per second
3D Ori and the Blind Forest
>>340910513
There's the Luxray and Floatzel one, the one with the dragons, 2 with gays, the Pidgeot one.
JADE'S GAMES?
>>340911229
Huh, I'll have to look those up then
JADE'S GAMES
>new content
>DLC confirmed
>NEW STAR WARS ERA
NEW BREAD GUYS
>>340910643
>>340910643
>>340910643
![Hatred[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UijH7NT.jpg "Hatred[1]")
