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Leave the sticky to the full add autists
hey this is better than spam
>>340897349
alright, no dank memes for this guy tonight
>>340897803
literally the only reason to watch e3
Gamestop or IGN?
Where the memes at?
>tfw don't want to use the sticky cause it crashes my toaster
Fucking
>>340898039
i'm on twitch
how fucked am i?
song name on red screen?
>tfw grooving to the EA stream pre-show music
wheres te ea rinking game pleaseeeee
>>340897965
i still leave it in another tab, but this is comfier
>>340897349
Edgy.
This is some nice music
>JADE
>J
>A
>D
>E
FUUUUCK
watching it on vidya4chan right now
too bad EA is always late as fuck
cytu be/r/v4c
>It's an EA keeps everyone waiting episode
>OUR FRIENDS OVER AT KOTAKU
NO RED DEAD
>Hey lets use this thread to keep out the autists
>Keeps linking it in the other thread
>tfw just want to see a new good nba street game
i remember playing the shit out of nba street vol 2 demo in a playstation mag
soooo, did EA officially lose E3 ?
>>340897349
Literally 4:06 already EA, get your shit together.
Also who /nocommentary/ here? Why would you want to listen to mouthbreathers react to the announcements?
>You will never find the source of the song playing
which stream has dorito pope
>>340898039
Giant Bomb
ISN'T THAT MOUSEY GIRL WEARING A NIER COSPLAY? LOOK AT THE ARMS, SHE'S WEARING GLOVES
>>340898137
i'm also on twitch, i can't stand those annoying casters
>>340898389
WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY LET SOMEONE WITH A LISP TALK ON THEIR STREAM
First for latea
>>340898539
im on twitch
i hope that stream is raw
finally sticky moving too fast i prefer multiple e3 threads
Anyone knows where Keighley is poping up?
I though IGN but he linked Youtube EA stream on his Twitter
It's starting boys.
HAPPENING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPSN9sTQCf4
>>340898539
Yeah. No doubt they'll end up speaking over things you want to hear.
Show Andromeda, EA.
Literally the only thing I'm interested in seeing on this.
the sticky is in full autists berzerk mode
it is literally fucking up my toaster
nice thread, nerds
HAPPENING !!!
IT BEGINS
HAPPENING11!!!!!
IT'S STARTING
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
POST BINGO BANGO PREDICTIONS
what's going on?
About time man
>wasting your time tuning in when Sony isn't even on until tomorrow 9 ET
for what fucking purpose?
ITS TIME TO PLAY
He sounds ill
weskeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
How long is this thing anyway?
THE DEVIL
Let the cringe commence.
CASUAL SATAN ALREADY ON
SATAN ALREADY ON
IN FULL DISGUISE
Anyone have the full schedule for E3?
ITS TIME TO WIN ????
EA WINNER CONFIRMED ß????
>that pathetic applause
IT'S LUCIFER IN THE STAGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I HAVE A HAIRY ASSHOLE!
How long until the obligatory F to pay respects for gays?
I'm having sync problems
>los angel-EES
The first sentence of E3 and someone fucks up.
Joining the LOW ENERGY thread
>>340898938
>Andromeda
Fuck of you pleb taste turbo-autist
HAIL SATAN
Satan takes the stage.
>>340898495
>nba street
my nigga
Don't forget to play guys
>>340899384
same on twitch
>>340899361
wait for ubisoft
i think this is gonna be shit.
Who the hell is Peter Moore
two locations
satan and belzebu
live
onlocation
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
This is already shit
>>340899503
watch on yt.
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>the caliphate of London
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>all that halfhearted applause
>>340899564
Creator of Fable
>>340898165
Where's Konami, bro?
JUST SHOW US A VIDEO GAME. WHY DO THEY THINK WE WANT TO SEE THIS FUCKING HORSE SHIT, SHOW US A GAME
>ea star wars
N O P E
O
P
E
what stream has the best quality?
youtube?
twitch is dogshit, and yes, I use mpc+streamer
Moore has paid audience
calling it
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
youtube gaming is such garbage. You can't even remove the chat
>we have so much video game stuff to show you
>we simply dont have enough time to show it all
>so check out this gimmick completely unrelated to video games
wow
>mass effect
no thanks.
SATAN CONFIRMED SKIPPING LEG DAY
Ewwww stars wars and sports games
>that pathetic clapping
oh boi
UP THE CRINGE
>Actual BF1 Gameplay
Hyped
>>340899692
This your first E3 or something?
Why would they show how bored the crowd is?
Horses and showels yo
IS THIS REAL
>EA Sports
>story-experiences
wut ?
>Battlefield
Nah bro. Don't give a shit.
I CAN'T TAKE THIS CRINGE JUST SHOW THE GAEMS
oy vey the crowd not hyped for battlecuckbulls 1
>>340899692
Wait bitch.
S H O V E L S
SHOVEL HYPE
What a great audience
>starting with EA
why
>>340899978
NBA Living da Dream 2 confirmed
>>340899951
and airships and trenches
>>340899630
>>340899626
To this date I still don't get this meme
Where's the fucking chatroom /v/?
wow guys
shovels
cool press conference
WHERE AT THE GAMESSSSSS
If you're honestly hyped for anything at this show, you're an idiot. This show will suck. I can't wait to cringe.
HELP
I need the clear report card please!!!!
PLAY TO LIVE PEOPLE
Every fucking e3 this kind of speech
>VIDEO GAMES ARE A MIRACLE
>WE'RE ALL PART OF AN EXCITING NEW FRONTIER
>THIS IS ALL BREATHTAKING
>YOU CAN BE A PIONEER AS WELL
fuck off
anyone got a stream that hasn't got some insufferable cunts sitting in the cormer of the screen making comments?
>Titanfall 2
c'mon for some prime time cringe pls
I don't actually know what Titanfall is
>a great friend
Meme magic
>tfw the comfy thread is filled with spam
If you want to make your witty one line parroting what the show says then go to the sticky.
M A S T E R M I N D
>titanfall
Meh.
What's a Titanfall?
BUT WHERE ARE THE SHOVELS?
First fucking thing is multiplayer?Fucking normies
>>340897349
looks hype
wellcomeb<ckkk
ANYONE HAVE A DECENT STREAM WITHOUT THE FAGGOTS PLAYING BINGO ON IT
>FOR PS4
THERE GOES ANOTHER XBONE EXCLUSIVE
TRUMPETBOY711
Does this look fun to anybody else?
Ah, more "gameplay" footage.
>EA saying everything that they've got lined up before starting
How fucking boring.
Wow, Umaru game confirmed. Was not expecting that at all.
>Zarya's ult
top kekons
>inb4 tactical voicechat
Didn't anyone learn from Star Citizen's horrific FPS demo?
God those mech animations looked fucking horrific.
>>340900478
twitch one is good now
>>340900478
https://youtu.be/wPSN9sTQCf4
>allergies killing me
>E3 shit as usual
where is my comfy
>>340900478
Twitch
Looks pretty boring desu
>>340900478
twitch dot tv slash ea
twitch is like 5 fps. whats a better streaming site?
another shooter just
Call of Duty: With Mechs 2
Every game is going to have grappling hooks
>>340900250
Gotta add some polish to lube up those wallets.
titanfall 2 looks like shitty cod
We ziplines now
surprised titanfall hasn't gone f2p yet
>>340899680
No that would be Peter Molyneux
>>340900634
youtube
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3#tab=2
nice zarya ult there EA
>Progrethion Thythem
LOOKS THE SAME AS THE FIRST ONE, CONFIRMED DEAD WITHIN ONE MONTH
>FUCKING EVANGELION SOUNDTRACK.
Fuck you guys, this looks way more fun than CoD
Super smooth 30fps
FAST SOMEONE POST THE E3 BINGO
I love how he's obviously rushing through this script. He wants to be anywhere but here.
>>340900634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W27DfH_mpk0
I just came in at the end of the titanfall trailer, what did I miss?
>Single playerrrrrr!
hmm why not, this could be good
>super smooth
It's "silky smooth" you balding raspy autist, get your corporate buzzwords right.
>>340900634
it is the fucking chat
just put on the theater mode
>what fans have been asking for
there were fans of TItanfall ?
>>340900736
and d.va
![0c8bb4c011c09292ce8117d4b3aed807[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Oy1Pv6a.png "0c8bb4c011c09292ce8117d4b3aed807[1]")
>that spiderman kick at the end
"yay"
>>340900634
>twitch is like 5 fps
That's your browser, buddy.
Use livestreamer.
Titanfall 2 doesn't look to different from 1.
Grappling hooks look neat though
>>340900870
Nothing
Yay?
>DEEP PROGRESSION SYSTEM
>>340900870
Nothing. Just TF gameplay.
Guys, what's the point in conferences if all the trailers are posted on youtube after? Not trying to bait, genuinely wondering if it's a good idea to do something else right now. I won't "miss" anything, right?
That's some Tracer and Zarya shit up in there
Is Titanfall a big thing? I've literally never heard of someone who played it. Not on 4chan and not among my real life friends.
>Single player
Wait, it wasn't before? What the fuck.
>having a single player mode is now considered an achievement
>>340900925
and roadhog
What's with the ea stream? What's this new thing they're pushing?
>could actually be interesting
>it's just generic sci-fi shit
The Titans are sentient
What
YOUTUBE IS DELAYED LIKE 5 MINUTES
GO TWITCH, IT IS THE RAW FEED FAGS
>>340901098
could be cool
some COD type campagin for titanfall
jack cooper is like the most generic ass protag name ever
>>340901018
Chinese man texting his son to do his homework not watch him on E3.
>robot is not female
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
>Jack Cooper
>>340900906
this fixed it.
>No new Sticky up
what the fuck are the mods doing holy shit
Is it just me or does this look exactly like a CoD
Titanfall 2 seems pretty cool.
>Titans can talk and think
I dig it.
>Titans can talk now
I'm getting a mix of radical /m/ and absolutely fucking stupid
>>340901110
It is these days.
I hope this single player campaign is like a buddy cop movie with your fast talking mech sidekick
AVATAR:No Hippies Edition
>PACIFIC RIM SONGS
>>340901003
You might miss some live cringe. They get some of the worst people to do these things.
>building a relationship between the player and his robot
What a huge fucking surprise!
>>340901085
The multiplayer community of the first game died in like 3 months
>>340901162
But where is the porn?WHERE?
>>340901162
why even have pilots then?
Has anything happened yet? I just woke up.
Did they have AI in the first game?
>mechbro
>>340899984
I hear you. Wait, why are we even watching this? Fuck EA. and Fuck Ubisoft. Fucking french faggots turned AAA
Can't wait to be spooned by a big manly metal man.
>sentient titans
FOOTBAWL
SP woohoo
SPORTS
>>340901003
you miss the chance of them getting some autistic developer coming out and spaghetting his lines as he has to talk in front of a large crowd.
>Madden
SONY BROS /WU@???
>>340901085
It was touted as a big reason to buy an Xbone early, despite it being on 360 and PC. I thought it was okay, but the PC community died fast.
>>340901253
it's a rolling sticky, there's no need for another one
Holy shit that actually seems cool.
>no cheering
Fucking normies.
Watch this football shit get tons of cheers.
WE
>jungle music
When is my Waifu, Aisha Tyler going to show up?
>Stand by for Titanfall™
>>340901371
they also had an ai in the first one
titanfall: doom edition?
>Sports
AND I'M OUT
You know what time it is /v/
SPORTSSPORTSSPORTSSPORTSSPORTS
MADDEN MADDEN
SPORTS
>protocol 2: uphold the mission
>protocol 3: protect the pilot
Spotted the twist, the Titan kills the pilot in order to complete the mission.
YOUTUBE DELAYED 5 MINUTES
5 FUCKING MINUTES
GO TWITCH FOR RAW FOOTAGE
ALREADY ON MADDEN while youtube fags watching titanfall2
>SPOTSPOTSPSOTSPOTSPOTS
Who even cares
SPORTS
>>340901268
actually diesn'T sound so bad. If they bring in some good arena, this might be fun.
The twist is that the mech is the real main character and the pilot you play dies in the end
>madden
What I always wanted!
SPORTS
SPORTS
SPORTS
SPORTS
SPORTS
WE
WUZ
___ ?
>sports
WHY DO THEY MAKE THESE NORMIESHIT GAMES
FUCKING FAGGOTS
About time, finally what we're all here for... SPORTS!
>>340899773
ign
>nigger music
>sports
Noooo thanks
LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>18-1
>>340901684
sports
Why the fuck do they waste time to accounce another fucking Madden every year. Just say it's coming and move on.
>woo
WHO /sp/ HERE
>>340901253
It's a rolling sticky you fucking newshit.
It only shows the most recent 1000 replies. Older posts are deleted.
SPORTS!!!!
sports now z z z z z z z z....
X bawk 1
>SPORTS
>xboc
Time to take my first dump i suppose.
EA THINK THEY SLICK
HE DABBIN
>all these plebs hating sports
we /sp/ now
>>340901695
this
THEYRE GOING TO INTENTIONALLY AVOID THE WORD SPORTS
Our unis still look like shit
>>340901871
kek I heard that too
SPORTS NIGGERS SPORTS NIGGERS SPORTS NIGGERS SPORTS NIGGERS SPORTS NIGGERS SPORTS NIGGERS SPORTS NIGGERS SPORTS NIGGERS SPORTS NIGGERS SPORTS NIGGERS SPORTS NIGGERS SPORTS NIGGERS SPORTS NIGGERS SPORTS NIGGERS
what the fuck is a chief competition officer
WHY AM I IN LONDON!?
>NO PC release
EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE
>ESPORTS FOR SPORTS GAMES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS SO FUCKING META
>that small amount of cheers for Madden
L M A O
M
A
O
>Queefs
MUH SPORTS
That guy is telling a room full of Britbongs about football.
WHY IS THE AUDIO MOVING LEFT AND RIGHT?
eh, lunch break
XBOCK 1
>>340901814
That's a thing?
PETER
MOORE
HAS
STIFF
NIPPLES
SKIP
PROH GAYMURS
>competitive madden
I didn't know this was a thing
E
SPORTS
>there's actually a big esports scene for SPERTS games
No fucking way
>AS ALWAYS THE GAME LOOKS IMPRESSIVE
Go madden
>>340902050
Thought it was just me
>Nigger pandering
Fuck off with this sports shit, EA
Normies don't watch E3
>all these pussy ass nerds getting triggered by madden
>m-muh esports!
Good, get the sports shit out of the way early
Only a select few can become the pros
>electronic sports are electronic
Thank you balding wizard of London.
>everyone gets to be a star! Everyone is a special snowflake!
WE WUZ WW1
>>340902269
this
NO ONE NEEDS SPORTS GAMES
>>340902050
no fucking idea
>Wanting all players to feel like elite stars
FUCK OFF SAKURAI, FUCK OFFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ESPORTS FOR SPORT GAMES
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>340902134
Damn it now I can't stop looking at them
EA should cancel a madden one year
that would be a novelty that everybody would love
>murricuk shhot 'em ups watching a video game "conference" instead of the 2nd biggest sports event in on our planet
virginity saved
Are they trying to build up an esport sports game community?
thats gotta be the dumbest shit ever
EVERYONE CAN BE AN E-SPORTS STAR!
>>340902134
it's cold in that room
>>340902369
I like Fifa desu
>esports for sport
I'm confused? Is this an actual thing?
>>340901925
We aren't hating sports, we are hating sports games
There is a difference. I was at practice earlier today. Playing sports games is for fucking turds.
PLEASE FUCK MY SHIT UP
Mass Effect please.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LOOK AT PETER MOORE'S STIFF NIPPLES
Oh wow, PRO NFL PLAYERS
INCREDIBLE
OH BOY THE BEST MADDEN PLAYER OF ALL TIME
WE
WUZ
SPORTS
He keeps saying competitive.
SPORTS
FAT FUCK WHO'S EATEN TO MAN DORITOS IS THE BEST MAN IN THE WORLD
>sports e-sports
>e """""sports""""
>>340902485
No, but EA is trying to make it one.
THE MUHAMMAD ALI OF ESPORTS
>>340902620
was this in the drinking game?
>sports
why not just play real sports like outside
SERIOUS MOE
IT'S ME
TORNADO
TORNADO 92
>problem
his weight, maybe
Serious Moe is going to be a meme for a bit.
I can feel it.
>AKA PROBLEM
Who the fuck cares about sports games?
EA really loves niggers dont they?
LOL FAT AUTISTS
>Serious Moe
BUT HIS NAME IS ZACK
THESE FUCKING BETAS PRETENDING THEY'RE PRO FOOTBALLERS
what is better than nig vidya players?
nig vidya hosts going YO
>>340902483
You already have a Fifa game they're literally releasing the same game again but slightly worse
E sports are now ufc
>top of my class at MADDEN
And I thought my life was sad
competitive madden is not a thing ea
Someone post a bingo please.
Being a full time video game player is hard :(
TOP OF THE MADDEN WORLD
>tfw sports vidya players are autists too
[Autism intensifies]
>Sports a games e-sports
It's like they're trying to open a portal to the 7th Dimension
This is cringeworthy
ESPORTS SPORTS
HOLY SHIT
WEEEEEEEEEEEW LAAAAAAAAAD
>>340902543
Titanfall at the start
Ass Effect at the end
Shit in the middle
Yep, it's an EA conference
>>340897349
is this fat spic serious?
fucking WOW
>>340902772
I prefer light-hearted moe
What the fuck are they showing us madden pro player cunts for? Where are the games?!
Who would play Madden competitively???
How could something so shallow be taking remotely seriously???
were up all night to play madden
>it's tough to play videogames for a living
Jesus christ
Who the fuck wants to watch some spergs compete in sports games when you can actually just watch the real sports, which are infinitely better?
EA is fucking delusional.
S E R I O U S
>skinny weaklings who couldn't cut in highschool finally get to play competitive football
FULL TIME VIDYAGAYME PLAYER IS HARD WORK
>$50,000
>>340902772
>teeth
>pimple
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
>>340902772
That murder face
>>340902680
It's gone too far.
>>340902784
CAN
YOU
DIG IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>340902898
>PROBLEM.jpg
>>340902784
FUEGO
JESUS THAT NIGGEST OF NIG
Oh man I'm crying so hard right now someone hold me
HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE
>MANILA MAJOR FINALS happened yesterday
>EA talking about E-Sports
Must be a coincidence
BROKEN ARM
KEK NIGGA BROKE HIS ARM
WHITE PEOPLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdzsxEKwCHc
I'm so sick of this "let's make pseudo interview cuts in the middle of a pro sports" angle for anything video game related.
I fucking hate it, and I don't know how to describe it other than this^.
What is this shit?
SHOES TIED
>top of game
>broken arm
esports is so fucking gay. Look at all those homos on stage that think they're badasses.
>>340897349
holy shit this is WAY better than that autistic sticky shit
>Serious Moe has a broken arm
KEK
>Madden Tournneyfags
Who gives a shit? Who even supports this kind of shit?!
SERIOUS ENTHUSIASM THERE MOE. HIGH ENERGY STUFF
WHICH STREAM IS DORITOES POPE
>he's an "athlete"
>in esports
>in videogames
>he does it for tiny prizes
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of victory & success he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he derides sports he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he insults athletes he doesn't respect because they interfere with his carefully-constructed delusion
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
Esports for a fucking real sport.
Fucking EA
WHO FUCKING CARES?
HOW CAN THEY STILL NOT HAVE LEARNED THAT NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THIS SHIT!
fucking hell, they're still going. Move the fuck on from this shit.
More like too much wanking broke his arm
Instead of talking about video games people actually care about lets talk about e-sports for people who can't play real sports
I've got a SERIOUS PROBLEM with this e-sports shit
DIDNT HAVE MA SHOWS TIED
ESPORTS
FUCK OFF WITH THIS GAY SPORTS SHIT WTF
>>340903220
and you can actually read and answer in here
Jesus this is so cringeworthy I'm glad its not televised.
>D-don't leave nerds MASS EFFECT please don't leave!
>"We're here to do the sex offender shuffle"
>EA sports games
>esports
literally a marriage of 2 of the worst things in the industry.
Can't even tie his fucking shoes.
>>340903223
shit got serious for him
>all these nerds triggered by SPORTS
>competitive Madden
lol
RUNNING WTHOUT MY SHOES TIES BROKE MY ARM
FALL OFF THE STAGE
TAKE THE DIVE
SAVE THIS SHOW
PLEASE
Did you tie your shoes Moe?
>>340897349
Is there any stream that isn't being talked over?
>>340903252
he is not working the streams today
tomorrow is pope's day
Just when you th8nk E3 can't do anything stupider
>I fell down
NOOOOOOO GAMESSSS
Muh shoes don't tied
Who let the cripple onstage?
BIGGER AND BETTER
jesus, watching tb isn't fun
>Ali dies
>Serious Moe appears
This can't be a coincidence. Humanity can have only one champion.
E LEET PLAY URS
>This black guy
Why can't we have more speakers making fun of these autistic nerds?
2014- Peggle TWO
2015- All the feels eugh
2016- ???
What the fuck was the point of this two locations bullshit?
>Madden tournament being hosted by ESPN
for what purpose
>broke his collar bone
>by not tying his shoe
That dude's fucking nipples man
>my shoes werent tied I swear im not a compulsive mastubator
>broke his ARM
THREW IT
>one mirrion troopz
>>340903412
it's hilarious, isn't it?
imagine someone shouting "AWWW SHUT THE FUCK UP" and walks out.
that's how I feel right now
>>340903252
THIS
WHERE IS DORITO POPE STREAMAN
>didnt tie his shoes
that shit is dangerous nigga
SHITWARE
ANYONE WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT SPORTS WOULD BE WATCHING THE EUROS JESUS
>>340903382
made me chuckle
I'm kind of excited aboutMASS EFFECT.
It's gonna be fun whether it's surprisingly, good, or hilariously bad.
ROCK HARD OLD MAN NIPPLES
>>340903353
holy shit, a reply. yes senpai. the only thing is we need to keep renewing these these comfy threads. whats the post limit on /v/?
small loan of 1 million dollars
This thread is just as bad as the sticky.
>>340903441
twitchDOTtv/ea
MASS AREFECT
EA must have absolutely fuck all to show, seeing as they've spent about 10 minutes on this trash.
>>340903175
Racist much?
CRINGE E3 SHIT?
ALWAYS LEAVE IT TO EA
MASS EFFECT NOW
Oh yay, gay aliens time
>>340903441
twitch is raw
>>340903613
TOPKEK
Bioware dick sucking simulator
>>340903682
Fuck off /pol/ you're the cancer killing /v/.
e-cucks aside what games were announced now?
I didn't know there was an e-sports scene for EA sports games.
Weird.
Booooo this man!
>Mass Effect isn't a dead IP yet
>Stream inside a stream inside a stream inside a stream
HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO?
>how far will we go
BESTIALITY AND ZOOPHILIA CONFIRMED
oh boy another shitty mass effect
zzzzzzzzz...
Bioware still has nothing to show
>>340903737
but it has less people so my toaster doesn't crash
ONE MILLION DOLLARS
>>340903682
/v/ here
Go back to /pol/
>>340903841
hahahahah
>HOW FAR WILL WE GO
THE SECRET IS HE REALLY MEANS EA.
>tfw no alien genocide sims
>>340903718
i guss 500
ALSO MASS EFFECT NOWWWWWWWW
>>340903682
/pol/ here
YOU ARE THE AYY!
YOU ARE THE LMAO!
Anyone else picking up a lisp?
>BIOWARE
BUY OUR GAMES CIS SCUM
EKSPEDITION
that fucking lisp
>you're the alien
W H O A
Yeah ok, but how many xenos can i fug?
>It was an amazing story
SAYS FUCKING WHO?
>>340903842
Titanfall 2
>>340903682
/a/ here.
>new planets
>new characters
>new ending colors
>>340903682
/sp/ here. im waiting for the shorks and pongs to play but i dont want to miss bethesda.
>>340903682
MAKE
>>340903687
>Soccer is the only sport
ALL THE FEELS
>>340903897
VOTE LEAVE
>>340903842
Titanfall 2
transgendered characters incoming
MORE ILLUSION OF FREEDOM THAN EVER BEFORE
this is sooooo sterile REEEEEEEEE
>>340903682
fuck off cancer
>>340903682
Save the board spam for the sticky, please.
>>340903718
500
we are almost there
Man I would really love it if ME actually turns out good. Just been burned too many times.
YES!
Madden NFL Sportball Championship Playoffs March Madness Touchdown Edition confirmed!!!
>this much time on handegg 17
EA confirmed for having nothing worth showing.
>frostbite
Oh no
>almost 3 minutes of not actually saying anything
>>340903682
/pol/ here too, what a coincidence
>>340903682 (You)
JUST LIKE I FELT THOSE QUALITY GRAPHICS IN INQUISITION RIGHT?
>>340903842
>hear see and feel
ye fuck this dropped
JUST SHOW HS THE FUCKING GAMEPLAY FUCKING HELL EA
>It was an amazing story
It was just alright
>>340903836
>>340903897
Its a comfy thread stop being pricks
let mass effect die please
>>340903682
>lets protect the white race by breeding with white women and have traditional families
>virgin videogamez board
lol
>TOP E-athlete
>break arm because of untied shoes
NICE AUDIO MIXING, FUCKNUT
Oh boy, time for an insipid trailer appealing to our human exceptionalism!
>We have fucking nothing to show
>new planets
>new species
That's nice and all Bioware, but can I fuck aliens? That's a dealbreaker.
MORE FREEDOM
MORE ENDING COLORS
What does Mass Effect feel like?
That's a nice ship.
>>340904153
Go post in the sticky.
THIS IS ALL THEY HAVE TO SHOW AFTER SO MANY YEARS
uh what is this shittu
>another behind the scenes derivative bullshit
Fuck this industry holy shit.
>still not showing the game properly
Fuck sake come on.
>another blue and orange trailer
Why is EA so stuck on this color scheme?
look the normandy v2
>still no real trailer
Not like it'll be good anyway. Fuck Bioware. JESUS THAT ASARI WAS FUCKING HIDEOUS DID YOU SEE THAT HOLY FUCK WHAT
>>340903996
AMERICA
>>340904239
Disappointment and broken dreams with a dash of anger
>>340903994
>want to see both
>spent all night laughing at a liberal's worst nightmare on /pol/
I'm gonna die m8
NICE BULLSHOTS
>new
>asari
Fuck right off. Sick off those dumb blue womyn niggers
>Asari are not extinct
Fuck this.
>>340903836
>Being intolerant in 2020-4, the year of our lord
Rude
>It looks good
Wow.
I'm gonna be so disappointed.
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>Different galaxy
>Same races
>the car parts are back
MY FAVOURITE PART OF ME1
Look like destiny
>Frostbite
>look at our underpaid designers pretend to work while we show off unfinished ambiguous generic footage
Based EA
im excited for it to be all the same races again
>btw I'm a guurl
>>340897349
Next thread at least mention this isn't suppose to be a shitposting thread.
dark souls 2 just went on sale, cheapest its been on steam
should i get it or wait for summer sales just in case?
ANITA?
>don't have enough footage even for a teaser trailer
>fill half of it with your devs doodling on their pads
>concept trailer
this is the third time in a row for EA
MASS EFFECT FEMALE CHARACTER ONLY
HAHAHSHRHR
SHE'S UGLY AS FUCK
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
wow its fucking nothing
>getting hype watching this
Oh god no why am I doing this to myself?
holy shit this is politician levels of barely giving out information
Can we please play as something other than a human this time?
I want to be a Krogan.
[weak applause]
>that ugly cunt at the end
Main character looks like Anita?
>>340904327
GREAT
Play as a womyn! #2016
Space Jews confirmed.
DAVID RUTTER THE LEICESTER FAN
>the crowd is barely alive
It's just fucking sad
>0 seconds of gameplay
OH LOOK A FEMALE SHEPARD2 HOW PROGRESSIVE
She's got nothing on Man Shepard's looks though.
>>340904371
>more humanoids
Might as well be the fucking Milky way why even bother?
>fem lead for canon
Of course.
gee wizz 300 updates in a year
>Support the community
Top fucking kek.
HOWS EVERYONE DOING!?
>*cough*
>clap... clap
>*cough*
>>340904446
oh holy fuck no
>No applause at all
lmao
That girl had a serious case of Bioware grease-face.
"We have so much shit to show"
>but first..
What a terrible conference, I wonder if BF1 can save it.
>>340904702
I don't get why they insist on asking the audience questions. It's always awkward.
>>340904626
There was some gameplay though, like 2-3 seconds.
>DIVERSE AND INCLUSIVE
Wow hahahaha
>SJW pandering
Of course.
oh for god's sake
TALK ABOUT THE GAME YOU POLITICAL SHIT
>MORE DIVERSE AND MULTIKULTI
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
CHARITY ACHIEVEMENTS FOR INCLUSIVE AND DIVERSITY ORGANIZATIONS
>tfw in my bed with some tendies and hot coco
>he for she
>sjw shit
>CHARITIES
>strong females
HAHAHAHA here we go
fuck these sjws
>>340904850
It's probably why the rest is so shit, they put all their resources into that.
>>340904971
>>340904967
OY VEEEEEEEEEEEEY
>STRONG
>FEMALE
>CHARACTERS
>>340904850
>EA having a terrible conference
Gee, how did this happen? they have always been so good
STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS
1 MILLION
STRONG
FEMALES
>HeforShe
Why?
new thread
>>340904853
>>340904853
>>340904853
>one person claps
EL OH EL
>That single fucking clap
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
NEW BREEEEEAAAAD
PIITAR EDITION
>>340904364
>>340904364
>>340904364
>>340904364
>I think we're winning
HAHAHAHAHAHA
BTFO
>That one tiny clap
UNTRADEABLE!
RARE!
MEGAPACK!
>Banting on Englel
Peter confirmed getting shanked by chavs
What a shitty way to start e3. Jesus Christ
'I think we're winning'
No you're fucking not Mate
>HE4SHE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHH
>All this padding
More proof that E3 is irrelevant.
>FIFA
>>340904657
>>340904684
>>340904932
>>340904938
>>340904967
>>340905128
>>340905141
>>340905142
>>340905241
Fat autists got triggered
SQUATTING BRIT IN ADIDAS
NEW THREAD NEGROS
>>340904364
>Look at me, I'm the captain now
MAKE IT STOP
THIS IS NOT GAMES
MORE LIKE ALEX CUNTER AMIRITE
>you will never be as cucked as EA
this african-american individual is very cringy
WE
bioware back at it again with their signature female models
>ANOTHER BLACK CHARACTER
JUST
Is this some kind of story mode for Fifa? What even is going on
FIFA STORY MODE
WHY
FIFA story mode....WTF?
>all these multiplayer games getting tacked-on story modes
kill me now
Yo fuck this shit
Make a new Fight Night. Champion was so fucking good.
WHO ACTUALLY GIVES A SHIT
WHO
JOE ZAY
OH MY GOD
This presentation needs a musical number
>>340907137
Welcome to the bizarro future.
Man this guy is too sexy for the presentation his Europeness is making all the nerd girls wet
>football bantz
Why is this in my E3?
WHAT IS THE POST LIMIT HERE?
WOW FUCKING MO RI NE OH.
Nice.
>>340908279
whatever you want it to be ;^)
>We want all the profit...
So many foreign accents for an American company, fuck!
Fe's style reminds me of Ori and the Blind Forest.
Stick it to the man by Zoink games was pretty comfy to be honest.
I WONDER WHO THE SILENT ONES ARE MEANT TO REPRESENT
hey
this actually looks cool
Better be a Republic Commando 2.
Did they seriously just hint a Battlefront 2 already?
am getting fucked on booze, they keep saying 'game'.
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