E3 COMFY THREAD 3
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MY NAME IS ALEX HUNTER EDITION
>>340908495
kek
Dude awkward shaking hands present man lmao
>>340908495
>unravel
That came out?
This thread is NOT for spamming pointless shit. Go to the sticky for that.
yarney son
THEY MENTIONED YARNEY MAN
literally not a single interesting game yet
bravo EA
go' 'za edition
>>340908495
NO SHITPOSTING
C-cool
>>340909128
fuck off
WE ARE GAMERS
>>340908495
kek
>>340908495
That story mode might have been interesting if you weren't forced to play a negro pace babby from Londonistan
>>340908495
MORE LIKE ALEX CUNTER
C'MON CITY WEW LADS
[PLEASE CLAP]
I´m glad you made a new one
Thanks OP
>Originals
At least they are aware.
WHERE ARE THE GAMES GUYS?
MY COMFY CAN ONLY LAST SO LONG.
Where's shy shaky man?
Would you rather play as a strong female character or play as Alex "You're coming with me nigga" Hunter?
>>340908495
He sure stole the show
>Poonited
>Not CITY
>>340908495
xth for EA supporting small developers
>>340908495
THE RIGHT NIGGA IN DA WRONG PLACE CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE DIDDLELYDOODUU
Wow this is so unexpected and exciting
>>340909216
>Posting a swimming pool for rats
HOW MAN FUCKING PROGRAMS DOES EA HAVE NOW
ALSOO
>we are games tshirt
TIIIHIII
>yarnboy isn't going back
I wish trembling man came back :(
>>340909202
where
>EA ORIGINALS
top irony
this guy is not shaky enough
>>340908495
>No realistic female body types
>>340908495
WE WUZ SOCCERPLAYERS AND SHIETTT
>We want all the profit.
>>340908495
WE WUZ SAWKA N SHIT
http://www.strawpoll.me/10468787
http://www.strawpoll.me/10468787
http://www.strawpoll.me/10468787
>>340909232
>>340909242
>>340909297
>>340909226
>>>/sticky/
>WE AREN'T JEWS I SWEAR
>EA
>Originals
Fuck you, EA. You just cannibalize studios and drain their creative essence until it's a husk.
Do your part to keep the threads comfy.
>>340909203
Titanfall 2 looks like an okay $20 game.
WHERE THE VIDEO GAMES
OO OO OOO OO AAAAAAAH
>>340908495
>you get a frostbite, you get a frostbite and you get a frost bite
>>340909339
a freezer
>"We want ALL the profit--"
You can stop there
WE WANT ALL THE PROFIT
>>340909203
>Titanfall 2
>finally on PS4 and PC
>not interesting
I love mech adventures
"we want all the profit from these games"- EA
ALL OF THE PROFIT
>the fear
... Metal Gear?
((((berg))))
>Fe
fuck is this
>>340909509
No, we shitpost now
TREMBLING MAN 2.0
>Fear
>original
They made like three of these.
damn this guy is nervous
IS THIS THE NEW UNRAVEL?!
ZOINKS
>sports
>indie shit that'll bomb
Star Wars (don't give a shit about Battlefront, just hoping for a new game) and BF1 will be shown in the last ten minutes right?
Ori ripoff
>>340909730
Ori ripoff.
>Zoink
>Another nervous Swedecuck
[HEAVY BREATHING]
I N D I E S
N
D
I
E
S
SWEDEN YES
He sounds like he's gonna cry
FE
>it's another nervous swede episode
>>340909631
It looms like 60$ stfu fag
NERVOUS MAN GET
some of the profit ?
look at his hands
>indie shit
yawn
>interactive story
Unravel 2?
so EA originals is just ea trying to find nervous grown up men to advertise their games
ok got it
Every year
Why the fuck do swedes always stutter when they're on stage?
Grow some fucking balls
le nervous indie man
>>340908495
>telltale Nigger drama on fucking FIFA
EA ARE NOW THE AWKWARD SWEDE SHOW
this nigga sounds nervous
YARNY 2
FUCK ME
that character looks utter shit
>no hand tattoos
>no doll
not interested
>>We want all the Profits
This guy is going to explode.
Oh god, the poor guy is as fucking scared as the last guy last year.
His fucking voice is trembling
Satan is at it again. Are you bad enough dude to sit through his boring as fuck presentation?
>"""""art"""" games
>LE ARTISTIC DEEP PROFOUND INDIE GAME
kill me
>EA trying to emulate LE trembling indie man cutesy indie shit
I'm not watching anymore
>mass ashit
>sports
>soccer
>indie art game shit
F
F
F
YOU GET AN EFFFFFFFFFFFFF EA
l want to fuck that Fe
The cringe is real. Real life Swede-cuck.
This game looks like Journey.
Man, when are we gonna get another game like Journey?
SWEDEN YES.
sounds like he's 2 breaths from passing out
LITERALLY LIMBO
EA trying to reenact the Unravel/Nervous swedish dev hype.
What the fuck.
>Game is called Fear
>Guy presenting is terrified
>>340909367
your butt
dude sounds like he's about to cry
I can hear the fear in his voice.
BibleThump
>shitty "artsy" indie game #1255834
The sequel to Shakyman: Shakyman 2: Fe(els Edition).
TREMBLING MAN 2: SWEATY MAN
Also this fucking look. So many fucking indieshit games have this exact look.
>>340908495
Is this nigga nervous or something? Feels like he's gonna have a nervous breakdown and throw up everywhere
You would be nervous too you bunch of fucks.
Feh.
>obligatory stuttering indie man
Is this gonna happen every year? Still, seems like a cool guy.
>>340909367
You, Anonymous!
>>340909846
bf1 is in 5 minutes
>>340909203
>implying that Titanfall 2 gameplay wasn't FUCKING GLORIOUS
they really shit the bed putting their most interesting game by far at the beginning of the conference
The went out and found a whole studio of trembling men! Together they will make the perfect EA-brand indie game.
>>340909994
looks like carbuncle desu
>art game
Iron
Looks kinda like Creavures
GAY
Reminder to report and ignore shitposts. Mods are here watching these threads. Do not clog them by biting every fucking hook.
>>340909665
Titanfall 1 was on PC, only PS4 is new
JUST SHOW FUCKING BF1 JESUS THIS CONFERENCE FUCKING BLOWS
>>340910019
a little of that's just the accent. He's doing a good job either way.
SPILLING HIS SPAGHETTI HARD CORE
hahahaahahaha literally ori and the blind forest
Ori but shit
Nobody is buying this guy's bullshit.
>Ori made a lot of money so let's make our own
Permanent ban on all indie games when?
>Ori and the Blind Forest ripoff
No thanks
AngelThump
>>340909978
>Wanting to live in Chicago
Hows your murder rate going?
>indie games ran by EA
Its like fucking satire at this point
oh cool, a shitty indie game disguised as a "story-driven" shit pile.
When are we going to wipe Sweden from the face of the Earth?
Can we dub this type of games Icolikes?
>art
Bethesda is up next after this in a couple of hours.
Who wants to kill ourselves together?
I feel so bad for those non company men who have to present
they all look terrified
this is the same guy from last year right?
does he legit have a problem or something
Does he need a hug? He is on the verge of tears
HOLY SHIT THIS IS GAY AS FUCK.
Holy fuck I havent been able to smell for a decade but this reeks of being incredibley pretentious
>>340910058
kek. this meme is my new favorite
is fucking anyone going to buy this game?
>>340909959
>be part of some small indie studio
>EA showers you with money
>Suddenly you have to make E3 presentation
I would spill my spaghetti too.
EA conference so fucking weak. Fucking zero hype for anything
>tfw EA throws trembling indie devs to the gaming press wolfpacks for the amusement of the company's wicked master, Satan himself
so this is basically about muslims invading western "forests"
LIMBO: With Color this Time
>another spaghetti swedecuck
Connect to the forest
pls buy my game
I hope the silent ones are a metaphor for humanity
it's Ori and the Blind Forest + The Witness
Nervous presenter made the game sell well last time so they're doing it again
Oh my fucking god.
If they're purposely trying to recreate the nervous yarn guy from last year they can fuck off.
What the fuck is this?
>we're not going to hold your hand
>the game will tell you what to do
He was nervous as fuck but has calmed down. Game still looks meh though.
LITERAL ORI RIPOFF
>>340910453
He's the head of a tiny games studio
He's probably never been on stage before. I'll give him credit
Swedes shouldn't be allowed on the stage, they always piss themselves.
>>340910453
nah he's just a beta swede
And where's the gameplay?
>>340910372
I live inArizona
Isn't this just Ori and the Blind Forest? Even the music sounds in a similar vein.
CUE THE CELLO
Tumblr will be all over this.
>>340910058
Let me guess, nigs don't play soccer.
THE BAD GUY IS MAN
ISN'T THAT DEEP OR WHAT
>"it's like Shelter mixed with Aquaria"
Original indie games, everybody.
does this hurt any body elses eyes?
>>340910469
>not a 2d platformer
Dunno about that Anon
wow it's a game that looks aesthetically like every other indie game with music gameplay sounds really exciting can't wait
What wasted potential
The game actually looks aesthetically pleasing
>indie games are better than EAs
kek
I fucking hate art
>it's 3d
Well, colour me interested.
Did that flower just scream at you?
>spending more time on this stupid "art" game than on Mass Effect or Titanfall
jesus fucking christ EA
Bethesda conference up next. Who wants to an hero with me?
>no dialog
>thing clearly says HEY
nice try EA. won't get fooled again
You know what was a cool nature indie game?
Shelter. That game was great. Playing as a mama badger taking care of her young.
What a shitty looking game.
UGH IT'S SO DEEP GUYS
It looks actually pretty cool.
Limbo & Stitch
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>340910673
>implying you wouldnt in front of thousands of people
WE WUZ FOOTBALL PLAYAS N SHIET
Indie art garbage with shallow gameplay and deep on pretentious muh feels so deep story telling.
NO THX
It lookscomfy
I WANT TO PLAY JADE'S GAME
>>340910487
It looks kinda comfy to me. Maybe when it's on sale.
FUCK THE ABOMINATION THAT IS BATTLEFRONT
FUCK
OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
yay stor wors.
>>340910883
Sounds good
Looks cute actualy
JOURNEY
RIPOFF!
>>340910847
Mass Effect and Titanfall are shit though too
>it's an "artsy indie shit with some ham fisted environmentalist message" game
STAR WARS
HERE WE GO NIGGA
And the most pretentious game of E3 goes to...swedecuck!
Journey mixed with Ori and the Blind Forest, huh? Looks kinda cute. Not showstopping but cool
Sweden yes
Next up, Refugee volunteer simulator
JADE'S GAME
JADE LET ME LICK YOUR BUTT
MY FUCKING EARS
really makes you think
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY SPEAKERS
HOLY SHIT, SHE'S LITERALLY ALL LEGS
OH BOY STARWARS NOW
>>340910740
OH C'MON
>>340910958
>>340910984
Fuck off.
woah
Will you play Fi's game anon?
So the Silent are an allegory for refugees?
>Starshit
fucking disney just die
OH SHIT JADE RAYMOND
why is this hippy slut talking to me about starwars
OH BOY, STAR WARS, WHO WANTS TO SEE A CORPSE GET VIOLATED?
>JADE
OH BOY
MORE STAR WARS RAPE!
JADE
Hnnnnnngh
>JADE FUCKING RAYMOND
>STAR WARS.
NOOOOOOOOOO.
I WANNA PLAY JADE'S GAME
JADES GAAAAAME
Stars Wars boyz
>>340910628
Indeed. EA is the most corporationy corporation. Everything is calculated.
BUY JADE'S GAME
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a woman
JADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol fucking cut amirite gamergater bros?
IMPERIAL COMMANDOS INCOMING
Hi boys ;)
>Still trying to shill TORtanic
OH GOD
Holy shit, it's Jade. It's fucking JADE.
STRONK WOMYNZ
STAR WARS AMIRITE BOYS xD
oh boy star wars what fun
Damn she aged like cheese.
I hate this one color scheme 'artstyle'
JAAAAAAAAAAADE!
>JADE RAYMOND
I'LL BUY YOUR GAME, JADE
I WANT TO PLAY JADE'S GAME
>>340910673
>small indie developer not used to going on stage in front of major events
>is expected to be just as confident as the EA officials who are used to going on stage
J-JADE RAYMOND?
SHE'S BACK
BUY FUCKING STAR WARS
>>340910984
LOL XD
dude star wars lmao
>>340911037
I still would play the fuck out of Jade's game
>Jade
I LOVE UR GAMES JADE!
JADE HOLY FUCK
I want to play Jade's game
someone make more jade raymond sex comics that makes her go into hiding again kek
NO HANDHOLDING
GOTY CONFIRMED
NINTENDON'T BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
I WANT TO BUY JADE'S GAME
OH YES, MORE DICE TALENT AND PASSION
>>340910903
>tfw I can already tell what the core mechanics are
>tfw it will not be magical at all
>WE WILL RUIN THE STAR SERIES FOR YEARS TO COME
I WANNA PLAY JADE'S GAME
How often can this woman say Star Wars jesus
>fresh new content
>you have to buy
OUT OF THE WAY INDIE SHIT
MAKE WAY FOR THE REAL JEWS
ALL
TYPES
OF STAR WARS FANS
>>340911143
Report and ignore. Stop feeding them.
I WANT TO PLAY JADE'S GAME
KILL ME
>/v/ acting like little bitches about an indie game.
take a shot
>TOR
I thought that game was deader than dead.
I'd fuck a Jade though.
>FRESH ALL NEW CONTENT
>>340910805
>aesthetically pleasing
Like hell it does.
It's the same quad-colour minimalist shit that so many indie devs do now agay.
>good color
>bad color
>body color
>environment color
Jade Raymond is still alive?
JADE YOUR GAME FEELS SO GOOD UWAHHHH~~~~~~~~~
>a fucking woman
>Loud music to wake you up
>>340911259
I'D BUY JADE'S GAME
>fresh new content baked daily
>TOR
LMAOOOOOO
>JADE
IS THAT THE REVOLUTION CHICK?
Your yearly reminder that TOR still exists
Still a qt.
BATTLEFRONT 2
LELLLLL
>players: 4,005
what the fuck is star wars galaxy of heroes
JADE LET ME PLAY YOUR GAME
WILL YOU BUY JADES GAME?
Jade hasn't aged well
>generic whore
BATTLEFRONT 2 CONFIRMED
oh wait
>SWTOR STILL ALIVE
HAHAHAHA
>Star Wars
Welp, time to mute the stream again
Jade back from maternity? Shes a milf now?
>STAR WARS
Let's see how bad they're going to milk the franchise when /tv/ is already gang banging it in 360.
How many people did Jade have to fuck this time to be up there?
>>340911553
kek
you're all a bunch of waifu faggots
WHAT ABOUT PREQUEL CONTENT YOU FUCKS?
>listening to our players
EA confirmed best publisher
>>340910642
Seriously it's like their trying to prove everyone that calls ea soulless right, they take a guy who was genuinely passionate about his game and got nervous talking in front of a crowd and basically make fun of the guy to try and make a quick buck
Imperial Commandos, come ooooonnnn...
>original
>>340910929
My motherfucking sides.
THE WAY SHE'S STRETCHING THE WORDS
AHHH
>Amy Hennig writing a Star Wars game
... Holy shit, you actually got my attention on that.
>yearly Battlefront
BRAVO
Amy Hennig is the cunt who ruined Uncharted 3. And she's in charge of the Visceral SW game.
This woman sounds like a basic instagram bitch...who the fuck talks this way?...jesus christ...
>shitty Star Wars f2p mobile game
>old dead Star Wars mmo
>the abomination that is Battlefront
>>340911626
white women age like milk
>>340911521
>ALL YEAR ROUND
HAHAHAHAHHA
HOLY THIGHS
hey guys they are listening to us
>>340911517
>indietard whiteknighting a mediocre game
take two shots
why is this bitch talking so slow?
Why is she speaking so slowly, has she had a stroke?
Get to the point you dumb bitch
>i cant wait to play with myself
Why listen to your players when you can just repeat "we're listening to our players" before listing each new addition?
I want to fuck her voice
Why is she talking so slowly?
>more of what you want
I still didn't see a BATTLEFRONT game instead of a reskinned battlefield you fucking bitch.
I want to play sex with jade
There's something so wrong with the way she talks
>literally what the game
>tortanic
>battlefront
>shooting themselves in the feet
>may the force be with you
MORE BEHIND THE SCENES FAKE BULLSHIT
AHAHAHhhHhHhahahahhaa
she's kinda cute
JADE I WANT PUT MY GAME IN
>Respawn Star Wars game
Interesting.
What a creepy woman
She can't wait to play herself?
>we're listening to what you want
>so we're giving you the new film content!!!!!
FUCK YOU
>New Amy Hennig game
Why didn't they just say that to begin with?
>hey guys the first battlefront was a beta, the real one's out next year
>and the first real star wars game is 2018
wew
>star wars
>not shit
hahaha
>>340911531
She actually did work in the background instead of a being a pretty face.
>>340911915
drugs
NOBODY FUCKING CARES, SHOW US GAMEPLAY OR AT LEAST A COOL CINEMATIC FOR FUCKS SAKE
Hey, at least Visceral won't do more Battlefield shit.
>more of this behind the scenes shit instead of actually showing us the games
THANKS EA
>>340911883
she can't move her mouth very fast with all that botox
>>340911745
M8, nothing containing the prequels or the original trilogies will ever come out anymore.
Disney will kill any project not about their new movies and their new Star Wars universe.
>>340910984
Are you implying they aren't? They are a huge part of both Football and Handegg.
>May the force be with you
kys
>I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY THEM MYSELF
BATTLEFRONT VR CONFIRMED
MAY... THE.. FORCE..BE...WITH..YOU :)
Still hasn't showed the game
>>340911883
talking with Semen in your mouth is like talking with peanutbutter. It's hard man
I WANT TO FUG SIGURLINA!
aaaaaaaaaand it's VR shovelware lmao
>>340911531
This is the first I've heard of her
>>340911757
>claims to care about games
>didn't say shit to support gamergate
>>340912058
>kys
>bring people in like never before
Battlefront 1 and 2 were infinitely better though
>do something that wasn't done before
Same as above
How delusional are these fucking retards?
WAS THAT LANDO FROM SW KINECT
>it's a devs suck themselves off episode again
HOLD THE FUCK ON
CRITERION IS HELPING DICE WITH BATTLEFRONT!?!?!?
WILL WE ACTUALLY FLY!??????????????
God damn it I want to sleep with Jade so bad.
>It's another Star Wars shit takes up time from DICE while also developing a Battlefield game episode
SHOW THE FUCKING GAMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>Dude star wars video games are happening right now but we cant show you haha heres some live action shit with meaningless phrases spouted by developers
did i miss the fifa news?
HERE COMES THE MOBUL
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GAMES LMAO
>Criterion
So Burnout: Star Wars?
>tfw missing G4
>no comfy Adam, Morgan, Kevin E3 on TV to watch
>>340912265
yeah
the fifa movie
Battlefront sequel? Really?
>>340912265
Story mode and managers confirmed
>>340912209
I'M HAN SOLO
So are we going to see any gameplay at all this conference or just behind the scenes and prerendered shit
>yeah guys you want to see Star Wars games?
>LOL NEVRMIND THAT LETS TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE STARWARS
Why am I even still watching this presentation. I never play EA games anyway
TIME TO GO MOBILE
>>340912174
That's super interesting. How is high school?
>>340912174
4chan is an 18+ website.
REMINDER
REMINDER
REMINDER
REMINDER
>TORtanic
stop
>>340911834
>/v/ gets defensive over nothing and accuses you of something retarded.
finish the bottle
DUDE BEHIND THE SCENES LMAO
>>340912317
AWWW YISS
This is embarrassing.
those boys were cute af
>>340912371
I'M SO HAPPY, THE CARBONITE IS GONE
mobile shit
This is one of the worst conferences i've seen in years.
Literally nothing new apart from an indie piece of shit.
New fifa seems pretty good
MILK THIS FRANCHISE LICENSE FOR EVERY CENT
>>340911229
are they on sadpanda?
>>340912265
GREAT FOR YOU
It has nigger story mode now. Like the goal movie but with a negro
>>340912306
NEED BETTER MEMES
>SAN FRANCISCO
>>340912073
>womyn playing star wars games
FUCKING DROIDCISTS
WHERE IS CHOPPER
REEEEEEEEEE
has there been any game play at all in this whole stream?
>>340912382
theres an hour livestream of bf1 64 player match after
>>340912394
the keks my friend. the keks.
ANOTHER BLACK MAIN CHAR
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I have never seen a Star Wars film lol
Holy fuck the state of Hennig's voice
Sounds like Buffalo Bill
Did Doug and Amy fuck?
But where are the games?
We get it, your company has women and brown guys.
SHOW THE FUCKING GAME
This is the comfy thread, please stop all caps copy paste shitposting.
SOMEONE POST THE GIF
>e3 2015
>behind the scenes bull shots
>e3 2016
>behind the scenes bigger bull shots
HOW ABOUT SHOW US FUCKING GAMES!?!?!?
did I know Jade worked at EA?
IT'S JADE
JADE RAYMOND
>"the starwars portfolio"
This is how companies think.
>early in game footage
>1.5 seconds
JADE IS TOO FUCKING BIUTIFUL
wait what the fuck is Visceral Star Wars?
I thought Respawn Star Wars was the third person game??
Did anyone get a Starwars 1313 vibe from that quick preview?
>>340912394
Same here, probably because they dont release games on steam nowadays.
>Uncharted Star Wars
GOD DAMN IT I WANT TO EAT OUT JADE'S GAME SO BAD
Look at all that gameplay.
I want to lick Jade's game!!
UH VIDEO GAMES?
>>340912582
this desu
Damn Jade Raymond hit the wall
that's what happens when bitches turn 40
>>340912569
Kill yourself
>>340911812
>jade
>white
you must be a stupid nigger
This is fine and all butWHERE THE GAMES
>>340912534
Star Wars is the most accessible sci-fi franchise around.
>Battlefield 1
YES
FUCKING FINALLY
>>340912473
You mean gay af, right?
Why does EA keep ''showing'' games so early in development that the only thing they can do to tease them are montages of the devs talking and drawing concept arts?
>NO NEW SW GAMES TO SHOW
What the fuck
>star wars EA
>itsfuckingnothing.jpg
baka
That was the worst presentation of literally nothing I have ever seen.
is the audiomixing on your ends also equally horrible
it's actually nauseating
>>340911385
This artist seems familiar
sauce?
>battlefield 1
>"woo"
>>340912652
Yep
> distant wooo'ing
>>340912652
yes
>>340911531
Isn't this drawn by that guy who draws gore/rape porn comics for commission?
>lets talk battlefield 1
>crowed is quite
LMFAO
>Battlefield 1
>a dead wooo from the audience
Resurgent class Star Destroyer confirmed
>one last game
what
>Battlefield 1
WE WUZ SOLDIERS N SHIET
>>340912691
>Hit the wall
She looks great for 40.
Would still play her game.
BATTLEFIELD 1 TIME
WE
when dice was good
3 seconds of the new game with a black protagonist! FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>literally the only thing announced is a mediocre indie
>EA basically kills every studio they acquire
>Now that they have the Star Wars license the only fucking developer they have left to make the games are DICE while having them make other games at the same time
EA can suck a nut.
>no Star Wars gameplay at all
woo
Anyone got the E3 report card?
>>340912691
She's still hot.
wait is this the last game? holy shit have EA won the worst conference of all time!?!?!
>creative risks
>means cut content as DLC
JADE'S STAR WARS GAME HAS ANOTHER BLACK PROTAGONIST AS DOES FIFA 17 AND BATTLEFIELD 1
>>340912137
you should know anon
![d349739e5e1f8c3e73c76aec91122806[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4pB18EU.jpg "d349739e5e1f8c3e73c76aec91122806[1]")
leaked screenshot from FIFA 17
How long a gap is there between this and the Bethesda show? I need to take a big shit.
>>340912764
but anon games are more about the art more than ever, it's great!
What race actually is Jade?
Is she like 1/2 white, 1/4 Italian, and 1/4 Asian?
>6 million
WE WUUUUUZ FIGHTAN FO CRACKAS
Terrible presentation, thanks EA
>literally no new games aside from that Journey indie ripoff
BRAVO EA
>Infinite Warfare will once again outsell this game
FEELS
GOOD
Multyplayer trailer pls
>>340912826
Mike Inei
>we have to take risks
>by making yet another blockbuster pile of shit, instead of giving WW1 the treatment it deserves with a triple A budget
Didn't battlefield 4 just come out?
How is 1 just now coming out
Fuck I thought the new movies would lead to new games
>>340912957
NOOOOOOO
I WANT WHITE GUYS
NOT BLACK OR FEMALE
>no Fight Night
all this wasted time
woo lad
>>340912764
Nothing is coming out. Nothing. Except Battlefield 1 and Titanfall 2. Should've put more focus on Titanfall, it looked better than all the bullshit they showed after it.
WE ARE GAMURS
>>340912586
You won't be able to stop them.
They're the worst kind of people because they genuinely don't think that they're shitposting and thus don't go to the fucking sticky.
>We are gamers shirt
Make it stop
>UNMISTAKABLY BATTLEFIELD
>including black protag
>>340911320
She's still sexy as fuck. I'd play Jade's game any day.
ARCHIMEDES???
What the fuck. This was depressing as shit.
>very unique take on ww1
>takes place in world war I
>no "it ain't me"
shit game
>A very unique take on WW1
>DUDE, WHAT IF WW1 BUT WITH A BLACK GUY
>making an alternate world war 1 game is a risk for a multi billion dollar company
this is why little kids need to be given studios to make their games.
>>340912928
>Trying to make teenagers empathise with and understand the experiences of people in the past not much older than themselves is bad
>They have shown basically nothing and suddenly Battlefield
SHOVEL TIME
I don't see how any of the other conferences will somehow be any worse than...this.
What have I missed?
>>340912174
That's because you're new.
>dat silence
tippity top kekkity
FUCKING TINNITUS
>ww1 game
>dubstep
every time
So literally nothing
>not video of people drawing
not interested
>>340913318
Titanfall 2
How do I turn off that fucking annoying ping on the gamespot blog?
>>340913225
kek
Fucking birds
>>340913225
ITS FILTHY IN THERE
>>340913297
mass effect
titanfall 2
SPORTS: STORY MODE
star trek
FUCKING HELL IT'S LIKE THEY ACTIVELY TRIED TO NOT DO ANY RESEARCH ON WW1
>hip hop
into the trash it fucking goes
Deutschland as the enemy again,
just fuck off. This pisses me off more than it should
>>340913297
Nothing.
>>340913247
that's vietnam you dipshit
Hogs Of War was a better WW1 game than this shit, it even had Rik Mayall.
>In-Game footage.
DOWNGRADE! EXPECT A DOWNGRADE. ALL OF IT IS GOING TO BE DOWNGRADED!
JUST SHOW THE TRAILER NERD
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE DEVS IN KEKLAND
>no gameplay shown
kek
>>340913320
>no terminator theme again that would hype people up
>showing a tiny fragment of a trailer
JUST
>heres Battlefield 1!
>lol just kidding well show you later now here is how much we LUUUUUV Battlefield
What are thye trying to do?
>>340913385
Just stop being a faggot and use youtube.
>just a bit
>thirsty fuckers on here will play a game just because one of the girls representing it is attractive
/v/ is pathetic
>literally nothing
the fuck
>>340913297
nothing at all
>WW1 game
>Nothing related to WW1
>>340913385
ctrl+w
Why did they even bother show this 30 second trailer?
>all that gameplay
>a trailer for a trailer within a press conference
i don't have an image to attach that describes my feelings here
This is like my 10th E3, every fucking year the same god damn rhetoric, just shut the fuck up and show me god damn games, stop telling me how innovative and revolutionary you are and how you listened to fans, stop saying these things and show me them.
>>340913469
>HD remake never
US GAMERS
>>340912569
Easily the most overrated films ever they're only so well known because they were amazing for their time if they came out today they'd be shit on left and right, the plot of the original trilogy was paced slow as fuck
I love how they portray the British tank as if its faster than it should be and Camels as if they were jet fighters.
>>340913491
Go post in the sticky you faggot.
>10 sec teaser
THE FUCK?
Man, these movie trailers sure look great
wtf are they doing there LMAO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WEEEEEEEEE
>>340913297
Literally nothing. They've shown almost no gameplay and the majority of stuff they've shown is just crappy behind the scenes shit.
>>340913598
It was a trailer for the full trailer
Another irrelevent black guy
>Mike Tyson for no reason
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?????
>JAMIE FOXX
Man e3 really does gets worse every year
>Jamie Foxx and Zach Efron
>>340913468
I know, I was making a shit joke.
>>340913521
>getting BTFO seconds after this post
what the fuck is happening
WHAT THE FUCK LMAO
jamie fox doesn't want to be there top kek
Aren't these guys actors? You think they'd be better at pretending to be excited.
soooo uncomfortable
Nerf mustard gas
Mustard gas OP
>Zac Effron
HA
I want his body.
this presser has had more humans than video games
think about that for a sec
CRINGE WARNING!!!!
jesus fucking christ
every year with the celebs
Zac Efron?
Jamie "JUST" Foxx.
how'd they rope in those two
Fucking JAMIE FOX AND ZAC EFRON
WHY.It doesnt even Match USHER
WHAT THE FUCK THATS IT? MORE BF1 CMOOOOOOOON
>>340913662No.
>>340913657
Honestly I'd not mind as much if they were honest and called it alternate history
But they don't
>zac efron and jamie foxx
COULDN'T YOU HAVE SPENT THIS MONEY DEVELOPING BETTER GAMES?
they're showing this game the wrongggggggggg way
>...Yes...!
Oh Jamie.
E P I C
P
I
C
>Using the world epic ironically or unironically in 2016
Time for sandniggers on horses, including some curry dyke who gets mounted by her stallion.
>ARE YOU GUYS PUMPED?
>.....Y-YES.
Nice acting.
>Zach fucking effron
>Celebrity GAYMERZ
Wow, fuck this shit.
>It's a celebrity at E3 segment
>EPIC HEADSHOTS IN WW1
I want to set myself on fire
>>340912552
>watching zac effron play battlefield
No thanks
All that SW shit to say:
Battlefront DLC coming soon
Also other games. Soon...
EPIC
they are so excited for this game
>>340913580
>he thinks WW1 was just trench warfare
The eastern front and on the west the first year hardly even had trenches. There were also massive fights all over more than just europe as it was literally a world war
>Zac Efron
I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS TO THE FUCKIN 6TH GRADE
>you excited?
>y-yeah
>Jamie Foxx
>Zac Efron
>They're just sort of there
What in the fuck? Way to completely squander your star power
>jamie foxx
hahahahahah
is that the fat guy from electric playground?
>>340913878
I want to be underneath his body while he fucks my ass.
>>340912437
I actually turned 18 last month
oh shit son it's UNLIMITED GAMEPLAY POSSIBILITIES
all these celebs
I better buy their game
I want to dig my own trench
why are all they showing for everything is behind the scenes and JPEGS? holy fuck lmao
I can't put into words how angry this makes me
Everything about this is wrong
DID THAT MOTHERFUCKER JUST SAY ARMOURED TRAINS?
>>340914018
Lots of black people fought for France and Britain, it's what helped them win, they had a massive pool of troops to draw from in the colonies
>you will experience weather
WOW
Battlefield 1 looks hella f*cking epic so far guys!
BE RUTHLESS IN FRONT OF THE SHOVEL
>>340914225
no homo tho
OP fucked up, there was already a #3
lets call it the new #4
>>340910643
>>340910643
>>340910643
>WW1
>epic
>dynamic weather
>TITAN
SOLD
EPUC
EPUC
EPUC
Seriously shut the fuck up.
Alright this fucking blows.
See you guys later for Bethesda's shitshow
>beasts
OH YES, I CAN'T WAIT TO RIDE MY TANK AT 4KM/H THAT IS RENDERED USELESS AT THE FIRST BUMP
oh boy, same trailer again!
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE
>>340913927
It's just so.... epic......
>Realize that I have actually bougt ea game in my life
>It was russian bf3 key bought on release for $5
I still don't know if i should feel bad or not
>the same trailer again
Didn't they JUST SHOW THIS
>nothing to show
>SAME TRAILER TWICE
Erm
Didn't we just see this?
wow they showed a trailer for a trailer and showed that trailer within a minute
WHAT THE FUCK!?
showing the same trailer twice..
>same shit again
Fucking birds.
I can experience destruction, weather, and weapons in real life by going outside and hitting my mailbox with a baseball bat for free
Fucking hell there's one guy in that trailer that looks like a fucking Neanderthal.
>you will never be a celebrity getting paid thousands to play some shitty game
>WE WUZ TRAILERS
>>340914406
Mods are deleting your bitching
>NO BATTLEIFLED/TERMINATOR THEME KICKING IN
JUST
>shitty rap in a WWI trailer
Holy shit why
>in-game footage
>pre-rendered bullshit
Can we stop this meme?
We just saw this trailer
>UNLIMITED GAMEPLAY
I AM FUCKING ANGRY
THIS IS SO ENTIRELY NOT THE FIRST WORLD FUCKING WAR
>>340913651
>if they came out today they'd be shit on left and right
This applies to almost every old work, in every medium.
>stylized version of WW1
Okay i'm actually hyped. There better be a mission where you play as either the belgians or germans and get to use that that massive 16 inch german artillery piece that was so loud they needed to stand 300 feet away just to fire it or they'd blow their hearing out
WHERE'S SKATE 4
FOR GOD SAKE
>LONDON crowd is going nuts for a game that's raping the last part of their heritage still intact
Oh well.
That was terrible
>>340914950
No, it's a videogame.
WORST
E3
CONFERENCE
EVER
will Bethesda top it?
>>340914860
EA LOVES NIGGERS
>"in-game footage!"
yeah, no way in hell
>>340914487
When do they fuck?
>All those machineguns and shotguns
>>340914950
It was never advertised to be, it's an alternate history WWI-themed setting that takes place in the mid-20th century
>>340914860
the other trailer had some seven nation army remix
I Expected nothing, I dont even buy EA games, and still i'm disappointed
>>340914406
Maybe its because thats not /pol/ fag
new thread still up
>>340910643
>>340910643
>>340910643
>>340910643
>>340914950
World war 1 wasn't just trench warfare m8, there were a lot of massive battles that weren't just fights in trenches.
>>340915021
shhh anon I know it's okay just let the pain flow away
>>340915115
And they hate fags like you
why did it take two conferences when they didnt have enough for one conference?
>>340914970
You realise that 16 inch guns are not that big at all, right?
>>340915317
I'D JUST BE HAPPY WITH A FUCKING PORT OF THE OLDER GAMES
JESUS IT HURTS
wow they're not even showing the hour gameplay on EA YouTube channel live
>>340915304
Fuck off with this meme
I know
My issue is with everything else
Like how there's NO FUCKING BOLT ACTION RIFLES IN THE GAME
what
So what now?
There were no bolt action rifles in WW1, only machine guns, cannons, zeppelins and tanks.
>>340915380
At the time they were massive. It was the largest artillery piece at the time. The germans used their 16 inch artillery pieces to level entire forts in belgium and france. The beglians wrote about how in a few hours these massive forts and castles completely vanished and tens of thousands died.
>>340911772
>>340911284
I-It's over.
>>340915606
Kar98 has been confirmed dumbass
>>340915841
Reminder that kids will think this was true
IGN absolutely shilling everything on their live stream saying the conference was awesome.
Is this really how far humanity has fallen???
Hahaha
NOTHING
Is that it? Really?
>>340915873
>>340915380
He might've meant te Schwerer Gustav (31 inch)
>>340914963
Not necessarily but my point was more that star wars is big because it had nice graphics at the time it came out but the plot pacing is pretty shit the entire first movie is essentially just set up which wouldn't really be tolerated today
>>340915606
We literally haven't seen that yet, wait a god damn second for the multiplayer stream
Well that was a load of bollocks.
>>340915304
It certainly isn't that shit there either.
Of fucking course it wasn't just trench warfare and it had massive battles but I fucking guarantee you weren't seeing Mark Is rolling around the battlefield.
>>340915873
Yeah but they didn't just use one of them, and they weren't actually that much bigger (though they were definitely bigger and better). It was mostly advances in targeting (and being able to hit the same place reliably) as well as forward observers being perfected for indirect fire.
Mortars had been in use for a long time lobbing way bigger booms than those guns. It was accuracy and range - not size - that changed the war.
>>340916185
That was WW2.
>>340916185
That was WW2
In WW1 the germans had the largest land gun at 12 inches at the start, the crews had to stand hundreds of feet away and cover there ears with cotton balls and open their mouth when firing because if they didn't it would blow their ear drums.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bertha_(howitzer)
They eventually made even bigger guns later in the war
NEW LEAKED BF1 GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE!!!
>>340916029
i noticed that when the girl said she played so much titanfall, is there a popular stream that being honest and just shitting over EA
>>340916881
Germans have been obsessed with just making things bigger since forever
They're kind of daft
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