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:^) we're hackers guys!!
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>biggest hack of the history
This seems pretty true to life considering that this was likely written by a Russian teenager
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Who asked for this?
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EXECUTE
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>San Francisco
Has anything good ever come out of that hellhole Driver San Francisco being an exception if it counts
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>>340769224
I thought the biggest hack in history is already done by Todd Howard.
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DAMN I'M GONNA EXECUTE THIS HACK SO HARD HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD
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THIS IS THE POLICE STOP ALL THE HACKINGS NOW
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>>340769348
WE
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>of the history
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>>340769549
WUZ
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>>340769234
Yeah the race of the protagonist will surely negatively affect the gameplay!
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>>340769234
I don't give a shit about him being black, I think they should just relate the events of the second game to the first one, which probably isnt going to happen. Plus they turned DedSec into a Edgy Teen group that meets in Mom's Basement instead of the Vengeful Terrorist types they were in the first game.
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WE'RE HACKING THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
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HACKERS
ON
STEROIDS

It's like we're back in 2006 and FOX is making BREAKING NEWS
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>>340769649
KINGS
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>>340769649
HACKAZ
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>>340769716

Who is this Four Chan?
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>>340769689
I'M COUNTER HACKING YOUR HACK WITH MY HACKS
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>>340769857
>race and clothing appearance determine if you are a hacker
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>>340769857
Technically a hacker can dress how the hell he wants to.
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>>340768168
Jokes for Watchdogers

Did you heard about the atm?

It was hack!

Did you hear about the street light

It was hack!

Did you hear about the drone triying to stop the bigest hack?

It went boom!
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>>340769776
>>340769720
WE DID IT REDDIT!
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>>340769948
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>:^)

fuck off you ledditor
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>>340769224
pfft, konami already executed the biggest hack in history's career
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>>340769948
>>340769980
FUCKING NEWFAGS

THIS IS HOW REAL HACKERS HACK

PIC RELATED ITS ME HACKING YOUR IP ADRESS LOL GOT THIS GUYS CREDIT CARD INFO 'N SHIT
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>>340769845
NOT IF YOU CAN'T DOUBLE HACK
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>>340770046
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>marcus

jesus christ why, i don't want to be identified with this piece of shit
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>PRESS E TO HACK THE PENTAGON
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>>340770183
I remember when i saw a couple of episodes of this Vietnamese cartoon years ago. I really wanted to put my dick in her.
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>>340770109
I CAN'T, BUT I HAVE A COOL ANONYMOUS MASK THAT GIVES +1 HACKER SKILLZ
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>MARCUS WE NEED TO GET ON TOP OF THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE FOR MAXIMUM HACK-REACH
>HACK THIS MILITARY HELICOPTER AND HACK US UP THERE
>THEN WE DEPLOY THE HACK ANTENNAS AND HACK THE ENTIRE CITY IN ONE CLICK
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HACKING IN PROGRESS
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rj3ub9f0fAk
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>>340769420
Clearly you don't know who Peter Molyneux is
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>>340770449
>TOO LATE THE CYBERPOLICE IS ON TO US
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>>340769414
it counts
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>>340769679
not the actual gameplay but the story definitely. They have already said its going to focus on da evil white man (police targeting blacks, racial interactions, etc) Its literally #blacklivesmatter and Occupy Wall Street the game.
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>watch dogs 1 video card promotion
>get weirded out because i'm playing a literal weirdo creeper
>becomes further obvious that i'm supposed to view Angry Chicago Man as an uncritical, faultless vigilante hero who is doing the right thing instead of weirdo selfdestructive creeper
so what the fuck
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>>340770449
>QUICK WE NEED THAT DATA
>HACK THE DRONES AND THEN CARRY THE SERVERS TO OUR SECRET BASE
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I can't wait to hack the pedos and find evidence to put them in jail, of course, i would have to check the evidence first.

FUCKING PEDO SCUM, I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU WITH MY HACKING POWERS
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>>340770934
>realism is bad
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>>340769234
I just don't like that they gave him such a generic nigger name
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>>340769234
>race matters more than gameplay
>>>/tumblr/
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>the biggest hack of the history

Is this even correct english?
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>>340771228
>>340771249
>Hacked
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>>340769049
>execute the biggest hack in history
We are finally going to kill George Lucas?
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>>340771265
Not at all.
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>>340771120
summer came early it seems
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>>340770096
If I ever designed a comic character who could make electronic devices do whatever he wanted when near, I'd make him dress like this and act like a Swordfish character.
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>>340771396
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>>340771542
nice try
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>>340771542
ebin hack
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Here is where Ubisoft does their research for Watchdogs
>>>/wsg/1098263
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>is black
>looks into thread
>sadface

My dudes. What's with the sour grapes?
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>>340771542
>moot
Literally who?
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>>340771718
NIGGER NIGGER MONKEY APE NIGGER DINDU etc
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>>340771621
>>340771643
t. /b/ tards
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Aiden was really shit in the first one and it just seems like they are doing a complete 180 by creating a hyper-eccentric character. This really feels like a bunch of 30-year old's trying to understand "le internet maymes".

In the end this will just be a ton of empty promises done by Ubisoft. They never actually make trailers, but concept videos. Nothing they ever show in a trailer is the same in the real version.
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>>340771780
Dont you have to sleep Timmy?
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>deadsec
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>biggest hack in history

HACK

THE

PLANET
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leaked gameplay footage
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>>340771249
The first was shit anyway.
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>>340771764
Big fella, why you gotta be like that.
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>>340770096
NO YOU IDIOT THIS IS HOW REAL HACKERS HACK
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This game looks like an abortion from 2008. I bet it was done by committee. The characters all look awful, the kind of designs that will appeal only to those cringey people in Facebook caps that talk about being anonymous or something.

Does anyone seriously think these cringey scene-esque hipsters look good? It's insulting to think anyone would like this "hack the planet" shit, especially after the first WD had a unique neo-noir style to it.

And "oh my lulz it's dedsec!"
Jesus fucking Christ
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>>340769298
all the dipshits who bought the first one
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>>340771718
It's not about him being black
It's about him dressing like your regular ghetto thug that would never be a hacker irl
It's like pretending a rich girl in a dress is a hardcore soldier, it just isn't believable
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>>340771718
No one cares if you're black my dude, just people spewing buzzwords and memes relax
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>>340771992
We'rw AANONHYMOUS
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>>340770658
top quality post
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I've backtraced everyone in this thread.
Your time is up.
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>>340772242
o shit u know wherr i am :(((
literally shiting self!!!
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>>340772242
Good luck, I'm behind 3 firewalls.
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>>340771718
If they had a single fucking black writer then maybe this character wouldn't be absolute dogshit.
Fuck me they didn't even have him say anything.
Even boring watchdogs 1 protagonist said shit
With this one they apparently think him just being black is interesting enough.
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>>340772242
Good luck, I have malwarebytes (anti malware) [tm]
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>>340769049
I thought anita sarkessian was the biggest hack
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>>340772242
HOLYLULZ! IT'S DEDSEC!!
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>>340772242
Please sir take everything, bu don't touch my boypussy, please.
>spreads boypussy
See it's clean and semi-virgin, please, do not destroy it!
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>>340772242
>implying I won't hack you first
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>>340771120
You need to go back.
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>>340769049
Can anyone recommend shitty hacker movies? Hackers and Blackhat are hilarious.
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>>340772242

*VPN behind you*

Nothing personnel kid
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>>340769234
I thought the master of ceremonies was always a nigger well except for DJ shadow
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>>340771871
>hack the timeline
>hack the dinosaurs back to live
>become rad T-Rex hacker
Could be fun famalam
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>>340769686
>Plus they turned DedSec into a Edgy Teen group that meets in Mom's Basement instead of the Vengeful Terrorist types they were in the first game.

The story of Anonymous
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Someone post the poster where they are standing on a bridge
I'm too lazy to google it
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>>340769049
>execute the biggest hack of the history
They're going to kill Kojima?
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>>340772690
No one cares enough about this shit game to even Google search an image of it to laugh at

Think about that for a second
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>>340772563
>racism doesn't exist in the real world
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>>340772563
After you, mate.
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>>340771718
to prove that I'm innocent
i will commit many crimes as i can and i will fight against armed guys with a fucking yoyo.
also im a poor ghetto guy who wears 3k of clothes
oh and i forget to say it.

I'm the best fucking hacker of san fransisco.

Devs somehow think this shit is realistic.

I already miss Aiden
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>>340772242
Jokes on you, i browse in anonymous mode :^)
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>>340769049
Will he hack the Gibson tho?
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>>340773807
>i will fight against armed guys with a fucking yoyo.
I need to see this shit.
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>>340773028
I like that this image relies 100% on the tumblr hat meme without any actual substance.

Its subtle enough that fags will repost the shit out of it.
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>>340773807
>spends at least 3 months worth of living expenses on a single outfit
>still looks like a fucking bum

I'll never understand fashion.
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If I wanted to execute the biggest hacks, I'd put Ubisoft employees in front of a firing squad
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>>340773807
Aiden will be the villian you have to kill.
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>>340774158
It is so bad I am CONVINCED it is actually a /pol/ falseflag.
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None of you are going to buy this garbage. Why discuss it? Just to shitpost?
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>all these hackers itt
Mr. Four Chan may have taught you well, but hiw can you defeat me when I have Norton 360 Security

Checkmate hackers
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>>340769049
https://youtu.be/128IR21ZQa0
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>>340770449
>*unseathes usb yoyo*
>"psssh...u gonna get hackd up kid"
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>>340774321
If that was enough to stop us, /v/ wouldn't even exist.
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>>340774345
I have a Anti-norton 360 security hack program
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>Hackers running around with laptops with stickers saying "ANONYMOUS" & "HACKERZ4LYFE!!!"

Nerd culture was a mistake.
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>>340769298
I never asked for this.
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>>340774234
Man, you have literally no idea.
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>>340774345
You underestimate Four Chan-sensei...his teachings fuel me! TAKE THIS!
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>>340774282
90% or more of them are.
/pol/ is extremely easy to troll
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>>340774506
But will that work agaonst my Premium McAfee account? Which I also have along with my Avast?

Face it, I've surpassed you
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>>340774528
You cannot resist us.
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>>340774689
What!?!?!?
But that art should have been lost long ago!
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>>340773807
>i will fight against armed guys with a fucking yoyo.
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>>340774964
>>340774689
holy fuck
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>>340773807
he used his yoyo to hack the clothes off of rich people
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>>340774830
*unsheats keyboard*
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>>340775132
sonata is my waifu desu
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We're in, boys.
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Were is everyone getting this yoyo stuff?
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>>340774964
You are defeated..you stand before me, a leetz0r h4acker. If you apologie to Mr. Chan, I WILL put in good word for you. Maybe he'll take you in as a student, who knows? You have potential..
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>>340773807

>not being fashionable as you fight the man
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Show me you micro.
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>>340772563
>>340773028
I love how these are both accurate.
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>>340775568
>ever spending more than $120 on ANY clothes
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>>340773028
>>340772563

The only thing these tell me is that literally everyone is a fucking faggot
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>>340775860
kys fatass
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honestly I wouldn't have hated watch dogs so much if most of the hacking required a laptop/computer, car hacks could've been done with the phone and it would've been fine
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>Hacker: "Mup da doo didda po mo gub dat tum muhfugen BLT drive muhfugga"
>Security guard: "...what?"
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>>340776057
>not using your toaster to hack
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dedsec more like ballsack amirite howriteami
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>>340769776
N SHITE
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#HACKTHEPLANET
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>>340775568
>$1,110
>Army Surplus Edition
What the hell? I thought the point of buying from army surplus was getting high quality practical clothes for a reasonable price.
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>>340775860
What even piece of clothing can POSSIBLY even cost 120 bucks, god damn.
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>>340769049
What could be a bigger "hack" than shutting down all of Chicago's power?
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>>340776325
Shutting down the planet.
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>>340776293
My wallet was $330. I also have pants, dress shirts and shoes that are more than $120 each. Do you faggots never leave your house?
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>>340776347
Is that the approach Ubisoft marketers are going with? "You don't like it that means you are racist"?
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AYOOOOOO HOL UP HOL UP
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>>340776347
>implying anyone is going to read that shit
>making fun of gamergate/pol without also making fun of sjws/feminists when they're basically the same thing with different forms of social justice
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>>340769049
just like the first game, lmao
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>>340776473
It's kinda like the gamergate approach of "if you don't hate it that means you're a sjw"
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>>340769414
Metallica
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>>340776347
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>>340776639
It is true.
But they are not in this thread if that was what you were implying.
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>>340776683
>liking metal past the age of 14

You must be over 18 years old to post here.
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>>340774158
>you are lel reddit guiz
>WAHH THAT IS TUMBLR MEME STOP USING
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DATABASE
DATABASE
JUST LIVIN' IN THE DATABASE
WOAH-OH
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>>340769049
what're the odds that the golden gate bridge gets destroyed somehow
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>>340775984
Remember: if you spoiler your post, it is 100% accurate and shilling. That's how we know Undertale had a massive marketing scheme.
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>>340776849
HACK
THE
BRIDGE
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>>340776942
I don't understand the spoiler thing.
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>Your objective: execute the biggest hack of the history.
Ignoring the bad english, why would the make a game where you kill Sakurai?
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>>340769049
HOL UP, WE DA HACKAZ 'ROUND HERE, WHITE BOI
ALL YER WELFARE BELONGS TO ME NOW AN' SHIEEEEEEET
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>>340769049
It's funny because they completely disregarded the original game's idea and concept only to ride the Mr Robot train.
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>>340772242
Pssh, shouldn't have sent out that line script kiddie.
Check your desktop
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>>340769414
WEW LAD
E
W

L
A
D
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BUT CAN YOU HACK YOUR DAD BACK XD
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>>340769049
HACK THE PLANET
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>execute the biggest hack of the history
ayy the lmao
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>>340775905
>kys
Get off /v/ and go back to facebook you fucking pubescent.
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>>340776724
>s.jpg
Fuck off.
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>>340769049
>execute the biggest hack of the history
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>>340776782
Fuck off cunt
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>>340777301
>google the image I want
>post it
I don't organize my pictures so when I want something fast this is what I do.
If you want to volunteer to organize my folders for me you can start now.
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>Not using Daemon Malware

Pff gitgud 201X fags, 207X here telling you your security is so shit a black kid can hack it.
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>>340769049
>Meme spouting super hacker hipster from Oakland, the second biggest ghetto in the US

Fucking wew.
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>>340776404
good goy
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No, seriously. Are they hacking history?
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>>340777109
>game lets you hack peoples' brains
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>>340769049
>Set in San Francisco
D R O P P E D
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>>340777109
>6000000 followers
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>>340778172
They're already doing this
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>>340772062
Isn't he dressed similar to the first games protag?
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>>340776782
>not liking power metal
It's like you have shit taste or something.
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>>340778172
>hacking ancient Egypt to make the Egyptians black
>hacking every president to be black
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>give the iphone 4 back jamal
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>>340772919
It does. Just watch any BLM rally.
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>>340778575
>it's a fucking advertisement
LOOK AT THIS NEWFOUND IMAGE WITH SOME STRANGE TEXT ON IT
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>>340769427
kek
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>>340778585
And the first game's protag looked like an edgelord, complete with a trenchcoat and a bandanna that covered his mouth.

Not a good look.
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quality
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>>340778575
I got in an argument regarding Beethoven being "black".

2 hours of research later, and wouldn't you know it, he was white.

WE

WUZ

KANGS
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>>340769049
Watching too much Mr. Robot
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>>340769049
>imature power fantasies for normies still triggering /v/
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>>340776404
I would never leave the house with that much valuable shit on me.
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>>340778632
>you should've hacked the train, cj
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>>340779573
>faggots still think mocking something means you are "triggered by it"
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>>340769049
It's funny that this is an M rated game, yet they are going all-out with one of the most childish stereotypes of hacker culture that only underage faggots will appreciate
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>>340779759
read the thread before typing something stupid next time chummer
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>>340780045
I read it.
I see no triggering except from you.
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>>340779124
>I got in an argument regarding Beethoven being "black"

How autistic are you?
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>>340773807
>super1337 haxorz
>also they can parkour
>and they're rich af
These characters are like bad deviantArt OCs.
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>>340769049
this was turned into a meme in record time
https://youtu.be/zo-uHtaJ1Ts
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>>340769234
You guys get mad when it's a darkie in the middle ages Europe and say it shouldn't be there because it isn't what people looked like there. But this is modern day san Francisco. You have no right to complain
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>>340780549
>You have no right to complain
FIRST AMENDMENT
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>>340780549
>written by entirely white canadians
>didn't say a single word

I have every right to complain.
Also about you. How the fuck can anyone still defend ubisoft?
This is not germany. I can complain about what I want.
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>>340780549
I don't even give a fuck that it's a black dude. I'm annoyed that the game is laden with blatant left wing propaganda.
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>>340780281
I want to cuddle with her. But at this point, I'd cuddle with anyone.
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>>340780045
That's just the /pol/ memesters that get triggered by their own shadow. The majority of the thread was fine, although right now it's shit and should probably fall off into archives.
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>>340780794
I feel a bit sorry when I look at that image. She has a visible scar along her leg which could potentially be a self harm scar. Most girls tend to cut the upper, inner thigh so who knows. Maybe there are many more we can't see in that picture. My mother was the same, as am I.

But back to the trailer, it really does just come across as "how do you do, fellow kids?" doesn't it? Pause it a few times and read the text you can find.

But yes she is incredibly adorable.
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>>340780732
Drake is Canadian, your argument is invalid. Also, unless you work at Ubisoft, you have no way of knowing if there are black writers/devs/consultants on the team.
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>>340769049

I want more female main characters

Tired of seeing negroids in the media
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>>340781273
They literally had him say no word. And the white people talked about the struggle of being black and how they are so proud to have that.

With both of those I can conclude they think him just being black is interesting enough. Probably also scared to give him any flaws to not seem racist.

Show me anything that makes you think this fucking ubisoft game will be anything but shit.
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>>340781273
Full Black people are incapable of making anything
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>>340781567
Those are a lot of assumptions to be making after like 2 trailers famalamadingdog. Besides, Ubi has handled multiple black main characters with aplomb.
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>>340781727
What have you made?
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>>340781752
>Those are a lot of assumptions to be making after like 2 trailers famalamadingdog.
So?
What clues do you have pointing in any other direction?
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>>340781752
>Besides, Ubi has handled multiple black main characters with aplomb
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>>340781727
>>>/pol/
Group with highest rate of degree attainment is full black African immigrants. DESU they're better than us mixed guys. America ruins everything it touches by the third generation. Serving in the army resets the count but that's the only saving grace
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>>340781782
3 games that are currently on steam
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>>340781838
That it looks pretty fun to the point that multiple anons have expressed a sense of cognitive dissonance seeing the trailers but knowing Ubi's recent track record.
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WE
WUZ
HACKAZ
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>>340782131
That is not a fucking argument.
On any topic on 4chan you will find some people agreeing or disagreeing with it.
I disagree with them just as much as I disagree with you.
And if your argument is to use 4chan as a representation then I would say more people laugh at it and think it looks shit.

Don't hide behind the word fun. What part of the trailer or gameplay looks fun to you. And I don't mean "could potentially be fun if they do x and x"
What have they shown you that you didn't have to massively improve in your imagination and that looks fun right now?
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No matter what this nig nig do, there's only one true hacker in this world.
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>>340775568

>Thousand dollar shirt
>GREAT VALUE!

wat?
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>>340780245
kek
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>>340769049
>of the history

every time
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>>340770183
F
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>>340772603
Swordfish?
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>>340782467
Okay, fine. First of all, anything we say about the game is speculative because, again, we've only seen a tightly curated corner of what it will be. Assumptions are necessary to make an argument either way you're inclined to view it. As to why I am excited, several reasons. The quadcopter seems like a cool element, it allows you to scope out areas without breaking the immersion with a shitty omniscient mini-map. Well-done parkour has always been a plus in games because it opens up movement, lends itself to a sense of flow and forces the devs to consider just how much of the city people will see (which means spit and polish everywhere). San Francisco is rarely seen in games and Oakland/Silicon Valley are almost never seen in games, so being able to explore a version of those places has me excited. The black MC not only opens up narrative possibilities that aren't possible when the viewpoint character is white, he also (if done right) forces the writers to be more diligent with their research and possibly more creative with their scenario design; and because the devs are likely to be mostly (but not all) white, they will have to share their work with outsiders for critique more often to stay in peak form, making for a tighter overall setting.

Now blow it out your ass goddammit.
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>>340785197
0.02 cents has been deposited to your account
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>>340773807
>spend thousands of dollars on clothes
>they look like shit

Fashion makes no sense
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>>340775372

Oh boy, all those rare, unique even, Pepes!
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>>340774667
Are you saying those are expensive clothes? Because that guy looks like he sleeps on park benches.
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>>340785197
>First of all, anything we say about the game is speculative because, again, we've only seen a tightly curated corner of what it will be
Yes. That is a nice truism. Thank you for that. If you think speculation is inappropriate then please stop commenting on watchdogs 2 until it is released.
Good fucking start.
>The quadcopter seems like a cool element, it allows you to scope out areas without breaking the immersion with a shitty omniscient mini-map
This is what I mean.
Do you think they COULD have a decent quadcopter mechanic without a omniscient mini map or do you think they WILL have that?

That is the entire crux of this argument. Its not about what I want. It is not if I can imagine it to be good. It is about what I and you expect. Given basic pattern recognition.

>Well-done parkour has always been a plus in games
Well-done is a big "if" here. Watchdog didn't have it. most of the assassins creed didn't have it.
I see no reason to assume good one here.

all you are talking about is potential and what it COULD be. Yeah they could write a decent and interesting black character. What makes you think they will?
What do you think the game will actually be?
Assuming you are not a shill like that guy >>340785263 insinuated.
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>>340785139
You fucked it up man. Now the cyberpolice are onto us
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>>340771983
is that a famas?
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>>340785263
/v/ is terrible because no one can admit when they're wrong or simply weary of the conversation. Always the empty bravado. I'm not being paid shit, but if you'd like to put truth to your baseless fucking troll please feel free to pay me what Ubi is supposed to have been dropping in my bank account. Better yet, let's cut out the middleman, do what I would have done with it and donate here: https://secure.donationpay.org/iamangelfoundation/
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>>340785568
Brother Sharp is in fact homeless. Those aren't new or expensive clothes.
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>>340785913
You are right.
Lets both leave and never look back.
/v/ is cancer.
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>>340785909
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>See trailer
>Go to /v/ because I knew you faggots would get ass mad at the black protagonist
>See flimsy arguments complaining about his clothes even though he's dressed roughly the same style as the last protagonist
>Going to buy the game anyway because it looks fun
>People will get mad I used the word "fun"

You're all faggots
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>>340785736
>If you think speculation is inappropriate
I don't :^)
>Do you think they COULD have a decent quadcopter mechanic without a omniscient mini map or do you think they WILL have that?
Out of all the "maybes" presented in the trailer this seems the least likely to not be what it seems on its face, especially since remote camera mechanics have been a thing since at least Splinter Cell.

>all you are talking about is potential and what it COULD be.
Yes. And again, the only way to argue that it will be bad is to speculate on ways they will fuck up; ways that, obviously, were not shown. I merely have to assume that they will be implemented as shown. There are fewer levels of abstraction between my assumptions and what was shown and yours.
>I think it will look the way it looks and that excites me.
>I think it will look different in some unknown way and therefore I'm unexcited.

Do you see?
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>>340785913
>donate to something set up by Will.I.am

Really. How about posting something that isn't an ego trip charity.
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>>340770449
but they already did that in the first game
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>>340786462
>>I think it will look different in some unknown way and therefore I'm unexcited.
No I am saying the way it looks and the stuff they have shown looks unexiting and has to be way better for me to consider good.

Right now if the game is actually everything they promise I think it will be shit.
Now you assume trailers are worse than the final product somehow. Which I think is beyond unreasonable. Especially with fucking ubisoft.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNter0oEYxc

Again. Basic pattern recognition and actual reasonable expectations.
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http://hackertyper.net/
join the fun
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>>340786462
Quadcopter is just going to be a mobile camera thing, like the cameras from the first game you could hack into and scan the area

there's going to be a minimap.
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>>340786756
>No I am saying the way it looks and the stuff they have shown looks unexiting and has to be way better for me to consider good.
Okay, that's a legit opinion. It contradicts but doesn't negate my own; they're not mutually exclusive. It's one thing to say that there's nothing there, it's another to say that there is but that you find it uninteresting.
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Is Watch Underscore Dogs 1 worth anyone's time at all? Assuming I have low expectations and it's on sale for 5 bucks or something
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>>340787598
if you can get it for a third of that price.
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>>340787439
There is nothing new though?

Hacking has been done and better. Open world has been done to fucking death and better.
Third person shooting has been done to death and better. Parkour has been done and better.

This is not a special game in any fucking way. Fair enough if you want to say you like what they are trying to do but don't fucking argue it is objectively unique.
It is RIGHT down the mainstream.
A third person modern shooter with rpg elements and cyber magic?
That is unique and special?

It is the most generic and boring shit. Also it is a direct sequel. Which doesn't differenitate itself from watch dogs 1 in many ways.
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>>340786631
The goal was to trigger, anon. Post a smarmy meme comment get a smarmy troll reply. Obviously no one is going to actually do it. But real talk, even if you hate Will.I.Am, his charity sends kids to college, and I'm not going to fault even shitty rich people if they're helping people get an education.
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>>340787770
>A third person modern shooter with rpg elements and cyber magic?
>That is unique and special?
In San Francisco with a black protagonist, and combining all those aforementioned mechanics into one game? Even just on a conceptual level it's creatively passable.
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>>340771396
>>340772563

>guy has an actual logical argument
>other two do not
>instantly the "summer" and "reddit" memes come out

never change /v/
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>>340788067
So the sum of it makes it unique?

Then name a game you consider common or unremarkable. There can't possibly be anything if this game right down the mainstream is unique to you.
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