INTENSE HACKING SESIONS WEBM HERE
Funny stuff made with technology also allowed
>>1098281
Not quite a movie, not quite a failed TV pilot.
>>1098283
The biggest problem with this kind of "modern trash" is that it doesn't really know what it's making of. That, and that making mistakes on purpose doesn't classify as "trash", but then again the word isn't really useful to begin with.
>>1098422
making fun of.
Hurr.
>>1098291
Just hack. HACCCKKKK
>>1098291
HACK LOCATED
>>1098291
dat pic hak
>>1098291
>Firewall2 67% ....
this just makes me FUCKING ANGRY
>>1099220
The most hilarious thing about this is that if the system knew EXACTLY how close the intruding haxor was to bruteforcing the password, it could just change it a little bit. Hell, just mirror it, hash it, add some random shit, whatever.
I'm so sad that nobody has ever countered a hacking attempt in a movie by unplugging their router.
>>1100088
>bruteforcing under 1 minute
>>1098291
>start counterstrike
Fuck yeah, 1.6? or GO?
>>1100106
maybe the password was like 3 characters long?
Wouldn't surprise me coming from these two idiots
Oh man, this thread is comedy gold, gold I tell ya!
>>1100528
yo wats the song in that?
Someone post the dude having trouble with the firewall.
>>1098291
>concentric circles narrowing target
i-is the target not in the centre of those circles?
OC
www.youtube.com/watch?v=miIqasRAE80
>>1098291
Castle is intentionally cheesy about things like this, but I think with making fun of hacking tropes you run into Poe's Law very quickly, especially since you're trying to wink to both a lay and technical audience simultaneously.
>>1098263
I need that song, for hacking reasons.
>>1098281
fucking. lost.
>>1098291
oh man, i love those kind of ridiculous imaginations of what the digital world might be.
if you want to play along at home:
hackertyper.net
>>1098291
CATS
>>1101928
Still the best one by far.
>>1101923
lost
>>1098263
is there a youtube link?
>>1101942
thanks famalam
>>1102473
Not that I know, but the song is Dougal - Fuck me, I'm famous.
>>1101923
I've never cringed so hard
>>1100530
Is there a youtube video of this?
HACK THE PLANET
>>1098291
>start counterstrike
My fucking sides
>>1098281
Ecerything about this is perfect
>0:34
>Hacking time with Java;
>sdfsdfsdfjadnfkjafnajklna
>sdkljfnasdfjkasndfjklasnf
>jklasnfkljasdnkl
>>1100299
Is there any way to get a cut of this just of the green flashing part
>>1098281
the powerglove always gets me
>>1098291
>start counterstrike
yo, fucking steam i tell ya.
>>1104445
>>1104434
mega64 deus ex.
>>1098291
>counterstrike
Some subtle Steam product placement right there.
>>1100536
this one's the best 2bh
>>1104569
Yeah, save the webm and crop it
>>1101923
>harddrives
>pulls out a fucking power supply
Are the directors even trying anymore? Or do they do it just to fuck with people?
I mean this shit has a high as fuck budget, couldn't they fucking get a hardrive for it?
>>1101923
So.. we realize this is stupid becaus we know some things in the area. It must be just as bad in other kinds of TV shows. I pitty the doctors sitting through ER and Greys Anatomy with their gfs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y2zo0JN2HE
>nobody posted this masterpiece yet
S H A M E
>>1101928
Came here to post this
>>1105591
Nobody said it wasn't funny, bro-sham-bo. Just that it's a weird-ass space between movie and TV show and doesn't really know what it's doing.
It's a hell of a ride, but you really don't know WTF is going on.
>>1098281
https://twitter.com/DaveOshry/status/736658182919979008/photo/1
Kung Fury 2
>>1104643
All hail the YTC.
>>1104643
how the fuck is this hurting my ears so badly
>>1101900
Fuck me I'm famous - Dougal and Gammer
>>1098281
A raptor?! Fuck, I thought they were extinct!
>>1105927
Aw neat.
Now we can wait another 3 years for a disappointing experience.
>>1098291
>start counterstrike
>load RushBCykaBlyat.p90
>>1100530
>"You gotta get outta here dude"
>doesn't say a word, just moves his mouth
My fucking sides
>>1107681
>disappointing
you don't like fun, do you?
>>1098291
C:/Users/Hayley
>start counterstrike
kek.
>>1101928
song name?
>>1108656
Tsuretette
>>1098263
>>1108634
Everybody likes fun. But you promise full-size fun and all you get is fun-size fun, that's a disappointment. How does a movie/pilot that short have so goddamn much exposition in it?
>>1101928
da best
>>1098291
>>1108710
Fair enough anon, fair enough.
>>1108902
neat
what show?
>>1100299
RUNNING IN THE 90S
>>1100536
Sauce on song? That was a nice beat.
>>1100525
song?
>>1112977
based on Bloody Monday
https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Monday
>>1108701
what is the song?
>>1098263
Please someone make this a webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYnqHYiIg4I
>>1101928
the firewall is encrypted
>>1105218
lol "Double Hacking".
>everyone in this thread wishes hacking was like it is in the movie Hackers
>>1114097
great analysis
I watched the video too
>>1113704
Lazerhawk - Activation
>>1105175
>Or do they do it just to fuck with people?
ding ding ding, they love autismos going apeshit over it
>>1113584
Luna (Special Mix) by Sun Project
>that one scene in Green Arrow where Felicity is hacking and says "I'm using Python 6" or something like that
>>1105591
Both Danger 5 series were far superior and had a smaller budget.
Id also suggest checking out Turbo Kid
>>1108902
Legit.
>>1120024
ive done this. its really sad when it works.
>>1120024
The L33t3st Of h4xx00rz, indeed.
>>1120024
The sad part is a lot of hacking is actually just people guessing easy passwords like birthdays, pet names or password.
kek @ whole thread.
>>1122257
Or Rainbow Tables
Anyone have the webm of the 'silent hacker' from macross?
That's about as ridiculous as it gets in my memory
>>1108701
>I know this looks like Konata
>Timoteilly not
>>1122340
hacking sounds pretty gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsBMjwXoTd8
>>1122560
I heard it involves going in through a lot of back doors.
>>1098291
Jesus Fucking Christ no wonder it was cancelled....
>>1105617
That's the point. Its supposed to awkwardly replicate the 80's.
>>1123275
I don't really get how. It never actually references the 80's, just comes up with whacky shit that's not really all that 80's to begin with.
>>1100532
such a tune
>>1101923
OH COME THE FUCK ON
>>1105218
ALL HE DID WAS UNPLUG THE MONITOR, THEY WERE AFTER THE DATABASE REEEEEEEEEE
>>1117975
in the 80s and early 90s it was pretty much like in hackers.
>>1098263
why is hacking so funney?
>>1105218
That one always hurts me the most.
I don't blame tv writers for not understanding or not caring how hacking works.
But fuck me that scene shows they don't even understand how a keyboard works.
That is beyond retarded.
>>1108550
One of the most lazy, uninspired, poorly executed, transparent and pathetic attempts to follow a trend I've ever seen.
someone post Boris
>>1105927
FUCK YES
>>1108701
someone have the original?
>>1101923
That hard drive looks so much like a power supply.
>>1100299
does anyone have the A E S T H E T I C version of this?
>>1098263
>>1100525
Why does he have so many floppies?
>>1127626
>>1120024
This is actually the most realistic one so far lol
>>1100532
i really REALLY need this song but i cant find shit
>05/26/16
god damn it rip me
>>1100299
sauce?
>>1118436
anyone know the song source?
>>1128296
he is hacker
easy for to destroyed data when compromis
>>1128287
The fucking black hand
my sides are gone
>>1129309
Aphex Twin - Vordhosbn
From his album Drukqs, one of my favorites.
>>1100536
His moves get me every fucking time
>>1128350
>A E S T H I C
fucking autist cant spell
>>1120024
Most legit
>>1128529
It might be a remixed Adagio for strings or something along the lines.
