D.VA ON THE FRONTPAGE
ATTACK COMMENCES IN 30 SECONDS
>>340533227
Breadmaru on frontpeīju!!!
>>340533227
Of course D.Va shitters are also Umaru faggots too.
>>340535101
delet dis
mods sticky pls
>>340533227
people still play this game?
>>340533227
>not making it doritos and moutain dew
>>340535827
ITS D.VA TIME
>>340535827
>>340535827
>>340535101
Excuse me, refrain from insulting.
>MOMS?
>>340533227
I thought you meant DVDA
Not some corny anime shit
My queen
>>340533227
I'd fuck that hamster
IF you eat doritos and moutnain dews you will BE FAT. This is indisputable.
>>340533227
haven't played overwatch
is there any actual reason to make the umaru d.va crossover, like some kind of voice line that is a reference to the show, or is it all just faggot ass fans taking the gamer girl and running with it?
>>340540312
So you're saying mei drinks mountain dew and eats Doritos ?
>>340540312
>everyone has the same metabolism
Next you're going to tell me black people are as smart as whites
>>340540567
She's obnoxiously cute and has kitty whiskers on her face. She is also a gamer girl so it's combining the gamer dude stereotype of mountain dew and dorito eating with her character.
Umaru is obnoxiously cute, loves gammu, and drinks pop and eats chips. So you can see where the connection is.
Also probably furthers the ability to connect the two that she has two forms. Her normal small form and her mech form. Umaru has this too.
Is D.Va a nugget?
Oh let's bring it DOWN
can someone explain how the Pharah & Mercy relationship came to be? and why are they the mothers of D.Va ?
>>340536234
Post the others
>>340540868
because FUCK YOU that's why
My name is anonymous and I fucking approve of this thread
>>340540868
Interracial+lesbian=tolerance points for Tumblrinas
>>340540856
i thought it was break it down
>>340540926
Fuck You leather boy
>>340533227
devian?
>cuckwatch
stop posting cuckgame shit
>>340540868
Mercy and Pharah are a good gameplay combo, like Heavy+Medic.
As an umaruposter I am offended by this
>>340541084
This.
Logically, it would be hella awkward if Mercy started dating an ex-coworker's daughter.
>>340540719
Why does /pol/ infest everything
White lanklet detected
>>340533758
If that was how DVA looked in game, I would never not play her.
>MOMS?
>>340541162
because they make up 90% of this board post GG
>>340540719
The difference between a fast and slow metabolism is about 300 calories, or a single large soda drink. Stop blaming genetics because you are fat
Pharah > D.va
>>340541512
Science seems to disagree desu senpai
>>340541682
Enjoy the health problems fattie.
>>340541160
It'd be more like dating your boss' daughter since Mercy wasn't part of the original team.
>>340541825
K.
By the way, when you are fat for a very very long time, your metabolism actually adjusts to it and it becomes very very difficult to maintain a good wait. You could lose 400 pounds and begin eating exactly as a normal person should and working out and you'll gain most of it back anyways, because your body is used to you being a fat ass.
You can't escape, m8. This is literally what happened to 80% of people who went to on "the biggest loser", even when they followed up and kept up a healthy lifestyle, most of them gained a majority of the weight back
>>340541930
True, but still super awkward.
>÷3
stop making this shit tier hamster diva pictures. Its the most cringeworthy tumblr tier thing I've ever seen. Everytime I see someone post one of these it reminds me of the image of the fat guy typing like a stuttering anime character.
>>340538550
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
>>340533227
D.Va needs a Boyfriend
>>340542205
She's too young. Papa 76 would not allow such a thing.
>>340542205
I want to be her boyfriend so I can share a Mountain Dew with her and squeeze her face
Dva fags go back to tumblr and take your shitty art with you
>>340542205
Repear
>>340540759
>Umaru has a mech form
That would have made that anime watchable.
dumb d.va poster
>>340542610
Why are you saying that, she's a cutie
>>340540856
>That black guy is voice by Jonathan Joestar in Japan
>>340536234
post the cropped porn version
haha le epic tumblr gremlin d.va eating doritos and drinking the dew meme
nice going!
>>340543075
This is pretty nice
>>340542907
>SUNLIGHT YELLOW DROPPO BEATO
>>340540868
Pharah and Mercy are a good gameplay combo and they have above average amounts of dialouge together. They even make reference to flying around together.
The rest is just fanon
>>340542289
>>340543707
That MEKA is pretty damn cool.
>>340540868
They just happen to be two fan favorites that share a good amount of in-game dialogue.
>>340543869
I've never heard a single one of their dialogues. Now I'm wondering how much of them I'm missing out on.
>>340536997
>>340538472
>controllers
FUCK OFF CONSOLE FAGS DVA IS NOT A PEASANT
>>340544184
This is a very popular ship. Which is fine since it involved my 1st and 3rd favorite overwatchfus.
>>340540960
>>340541653
What webcomic do these characters come from? Whats the artists name?
>>340540856
does he have a fucking body rap just on his fingers
>>340540868
Mercy + Phara might as well be the best combo in the game
D.VA ON THE FIFTH PAGE
>these dorito fanarts of D.Va were probably made to offend D.Va fans
>mfw they are my favorite fanarts of her
Keep them coming.
>>340544295
That's kind of the point of the art you idiot
>>340544235
It's completely random
A few days ago was the very first time I heard Mercy tell Pharah to "keep the skies safe" for her.
>>340544393
I don't know anything about these characters or the manga(?) they're from, only that you can find more here: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=bkub
>>340544796
>no TN
>>340544295
>not being a Idort
You are the peasant.
>>340544796
LUCIO-NII-CHAN GIVE ME HEALTHU!!!
Where's this umaru hamster chick from? All these dva edits make me wanna check out the anime. some anon once told me it was about the shcools idol who's everyone's darling that becomes a spoiled shitty brat when at home with her oniichan?sounds fun if you ask me
D.Va is literally the only good thing to come out of this shitty sjw cuck game. Figures she's Asian.
>>340540868
It came from lesbian faggotry. And D.Va has nothing to do with it.
>>340545350
>sjw cuck game
What?
>>340544315
Just don't post it in /owg/ you'll trigger everyone
>>340545239
Just type Umaru into google and you'll basically find it.
>>340545239
it will change your life forever
>>340545239
its pretty shit honestly
it stays the same for the entire length of the show with no real growth or development
and the music is abhorrent
>>340544845
My favourite one was when Reinhardt asks D.Va for an autograph
Rein is an idolshitter confirmed
>>340545239
It's very cute but dumb. If you like the idea of a lazy cute brat irritating her older brother then sometimes being cute and nice to him, it's for you.
I like it. Umaru is cute.
>>340542375
I follow the girl that made this on tumblr. She's one of those "I am literally afraid of men" lesbians
Which Overwatch is Chaika? Widowmaker?
>>340545239
Its just a character from last season anime that was funny and got popular.
The anime was decent at best but nowadays anything that is barely funny gets a meme.
>>340546028
roadhog
>>340546028
I don't really think there's a comparison
>>340545913
>>340546217
>bandwagoning newfag secondaries
but that is all of /a/
all the oldfags moved to better imageboards
The patriots were right.We didn't deserve freedom.
>>340546028
>>340546028
I wish someone would make this but with Widow smug-face
>>340545913
>m-muh one punch hero punching umaru
Literal underage.
>>340546657
GW-chan, buy me geimu!!!
>>340545983
>She's one of those "I am literally afraid of men" lesbians
Who isnt that in Tumblr?
>>340546923i just reblog recipes
Was going to buy Overwatch. Looks like I won't want to be associated with you faggots. Order canceled.
>>340542907
McCree is voiced by Jotaro in both English and Japanese
>>340547008post ur blog
>>340546707
Shocking!
Would youbuy a gaimu forher?
>>340547106hahah no
>>340547251
>tfw no recipes
kill urself fag
>>340540312
Fat, you say?
>>340546907
Geimu was NOT part of your VR training.
Get back to the mission.
>>340546657
>you will never live in a world where information is filtered to you so society only get the good news and thinks the world is perfect
>>340547285
THICCC
>>340546028
Maybe the support sniper that isn't out yet
Widowmaker does have an alt with a silly dress though
Is it odd that I'm enjoying the fan art more than the game itself
>>340548290
it's a team shooter
that's always the case
>>340543075
>don't even care about OW but the porn is great
>ready to bust a nut to some d.va porn
>end up fapping to mei
Now I understand those shameful vidya faps threads.
>>340533227
>reddit shit on frontpage
nioce
>gremlin d.va skin that says kek
who would buy overwatch for this
>>340547459
>>340544393
>he doesn't know what poptepipic
>>340548918
Nothing wrong with healthy girls.
>>340549382
>scoliosis-inducing bust
>healthy
>>340545983
What's her blog
Why does D.Va eat the nacho cheese Doritos and not the ranch Doritos?
I want to have a threesome with D.VA and Gremlin D.VA.
>>340549817
Cause ranch doritos are nasty garbage and called "American Flavour" outside the US.
>>340549817
because she didn't know which came first
>>340549817
because shes so pleb she even eats the most plebeian of Doritos flavors
>>340542602
I meant she has her normal large form.
>>340549817
Gamers are retards. It's why nacho doritos are their chosen snack.
>>340549941
Ranch or Cool Ranch bitch?!
>>340549817
Nacho cheese Doritos are gamer fuel
>>340544184
>white blonde German character
>People ship her with the sandnigger
Just like Germany in real life!
>>340549817
ranch is gross, chilli or bust
>>340550059
Make me
>>340550260
swiss > germs
>>340533758
>metal hand
>handprint
>>340550471
>not emulating some oil-based sweat as a means of lubrication for your cybernetic appendages
>>340533227
Is she really an otaku?
PS: Chaika supelior
>>340550578
That's nice dear
>>340547596
I would prefer it after seeing this thread.
>>340541653
Please let this spawn a ton of new bkublike art
>>340543075
If only she actually was skinny...
>>340550594
>Korean
>liking Japs
Anon...
Sorta vidya
>>340545239
it's a cute slice of life anime, dont expect anything major
basically the most mary sue of characters as MC's little sister, perfect health, top beauty, fit, top grades despite all she does with her free time is play videogames/arcade
>>340550806
The amount of weebs in Korea is way greater than in your country proportionally.
>>340550594
The gremlin d.va joke is more of a MLG sperg than an otaku.
>>340550894
Look at the peaceful Umaru in its natural state.
>>340546217
>>340533758
holy fuck this is so accurate, what is it about dva and junkrat players that make them do this and throwing emotes behind the door at the beginning of every match?
Waifufags are some of the worst people on this site. I don't know if you people are being ironic anymore. In this board of smelly garbage, somehow you people are the smelliest. Shit like this deserves a rangeban.
>>340550594
More of a Korean LoL/Starcraft addict less of a otaku, while those are not mutually exclusive.
>>340540868
It's like with Heavy and Medic, the two just synergise really well in gameplay
They also share some lines talking to eachother
>>340544143
76 had it rough ;_;
>>340551197
>Rangebanning people not exclusive to one area
???
>>340547215
To be honest, that's how she'd act with Lucio. 76 is the dad, not the big brother.
>>340545239
DON'T LISTEN TO ANY OF THE OTHER POSTERS. THIS ANIME IS PURE FUCKING DOGSHIT. EVERY EPISODE IS THE FUCKING SAME.
DURRR GIVE GAME PLZ
NO
AHHHHHHHHHHH
OKAY HERE GAME
AND THEN INBETWEEN IT'S FILLED WITH VIDEO GAME REFERENCES. BASICALLY, IT'S THE BIG BANG THEORY OF ANIME AND YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF IF YOU LIKE IT.
>>340551197
But she's not my waifu I just think it's funny. I think you need to take a break from this site it's starting to get to your head.
Either that or get the stick out of your ass.
Remember, Reaper is the real star of the show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDqFK0foF90
>>340551705
Why would you go on /v/ and post non-vidya content and intentionally shit up this board with low quality garbage?
>>340551732
i expected that one gurren lagaan amv honestly
>>340551608
I disagree.
>>340545239
Dont listne to these other faggots the anime is a fun ride. I recommend it to anyone.
just watch the first few episodes and youll be sold.
>>340542032
>been fat all my life since parents kept feeding me junk since i was born
>started lifting and got fit
>got lazy for 2 years and remained pretty much the same
huh
>>340551893
>DUUUURRRRR, IT'S LE FUN.
END YOUR LIFE. END YOUR FUCKING LIFE YOU MOUTHBREATHER.
>>340542032
>he attempt to justify being a 400 pound human waste
keep pasting that reply and maybe one day you'll believe it.
>>340545649
This will never not make me laugh, I love the amount of butthurt this show caused on /a/.
I'm literally only allowing these constant overwatch threads to be constantly spammed because I remember when Undertale was spammed too.
There's supposedly a 1 month soft grace before it's gently moved to /vg/, before a 2 month hard grace before it's forcefully moved.
Threads about the game in such a sense
>D:Va on the frontpage
And other general non-videogame related tertiary general playerwanks will no longer be allowed here, but there, while actual videogame discussion, such as current metas, strategies, and even basic non-general discussion will be allowed, much like undertale.
I am everyone on /v/ except you, by the way.
>>340542895
Why Rein is speaking in Diablo font
Remember to do your part and report garbage threads like these.
>>340551767
>posting images of a video game character on a videogame imageboard
>not related content
Anon...
>>340551138
Junkrat likes setting up traps in front of the entrance before the game begins.And some people get caught by them, surprisingly.
>>340547065
Really?
>>340545239
Here's a professional neckbeard opinion on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adetEssKxlk
>>340542032
Yeah, the human body defies the laws of thermodynamics.
>>340533227
Fuck off that chaika's meme not the stupid hamster
>>340551138
I just like saying hi to the enemy team.
>>340552313
>If a character is in a video game, it's okay to picture dump with no content and discuss fictional ships along with general shitposting
That's called skirting the rules. This is barely video games. It was also intentionally made as a shitposting thread using that dumb hamster meme. This is a low quality and not-vidya thread that was also made as bait. Basically, I'm telling you that you'd be better off dead and the world would benefit greatly.
>>340540312
I wish.
I eat that shit food all day everyday and I'm still skinny as fuck.
Need fat to make muscles!
>>340552472
>demo
>professional neckbeard
he lost his credibility when he started looking semi-attractive
>>340542032
I know this is bait, but /fit/ would have a field day with you
>>340542032
That's not true for everyone. I used to be hugely overweight in my teens but I managed to adjust how I live and came down to an acceptable weight.
Please don't tell people not to try and change for the better. The worst kind of mentality that you can have is convincing yourself that you have no control over your body.
>>340545649
I regret making this webm.
>>340546786
THATS GUTSMAN YOU PLEB
>>340553430
I don't regret making it!
>>340546302
>all the oldfags moved to better imageboards
Like?
>>340552640
There is absolutely nothing in the rules that says you can't post picture dumps of video game characters. The rules say that post should pertain to video games, consoles and VIDEO GAME CULTURE.
What you did was post what is considered under the rules as off topic garbage. So fuck off.
>>3405535262chan
>>340550695
People have been doing that for more than a century, creating their own safe spaces. You can do that even better yourself with most of the social media. That what they are for: to filter the content you want and to block what you don't want to see. In fact you are doing that yourself by visiting 4chan every day. Some people say that 4chan is full of conflicting opinions, but I disagree: we all know what happens when you try to argue about something topical and not some petty issue like "WOW THEY'VE MOVED THE COVER IMAGE SLIGHTLY TO THE LEFT, NOW I CAN'T SEE SOME CHICK TITS, GAME IS RUINED 535 replies and 128 images omitted. Click here to view" that doesn't conform to the current notion of what is acceptable here. At best you will get called a tumblr/reddit/whatever site is fotm nowadays, at worst you will get banned, none will make any impact whatsoever.
>>340553786
now that i think about it reddit is kind of perfect for that sort of shit
considering it has a million little oddly-specific boards
>>340553554
When people like you invaded this board, it got so much worse. I can't believe people are honestly defending this shitposting garbage. If you could go back to /b/, you'd be doing this board a huge favor.
But thanks to your brilliant logic, I can't wait to make the next thread where I dump pictures of Harry Potter as the hamster meme and discuss fictional ships. Also, no one will be able to complain because he's in a video game!!!!
I thought you were trolling at first, but you may just so happen to be a legitimate retard. Please take yourself out of the gene pool. You are a waste of space. I am honestly asking you to end your life. I can help you find a way if you wish.
>>340544876
>An actual bkub D.va
>>340554305
>D.Va can poo in loo
Literal proof that she's a better waifu than Symmetra.
>>340554480
DESIGNATED
>>340554247
This kind of thing has been on this board for a very long time and it's not against the rules.
If you honestly think this place was some kind of utopia "back in the day" I'm here to tell you that you're wrong. You're retarded to think so.
>>340554959
It actually is against the rules.
>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
>No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters.
It's just that there's no mod around to delete this awful thread. And no, /v/ has always been shit, but this is bad. Really bad. Irredeemable garbage. If you're gonna post garbage, at least make it fun and interesting garbage.
![fed[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/FigymAO.png "fed[1].png")
>>340554291
bkub dont do this to me i trusted you
>>340554670
SHITTING
>>340555421
Fun is subjective
>>340555421
They are encouraged, it is not required to have high quality images. But do you know what you're doing right now? Flaming me and telling me to kill myself. Maybe you should ban yourself for a couple days and go outside.
Also, this thread hasn't been spammed or flooded with images considering that there's only 56 images in the thread.
![Obligatory+_50aee165d23f2dcbd0860eab0d973343[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hTwUEkh.jpg "Obligatory+_50aee165d23f2dcbd0860eab0d973343[1].jpg")
>>340554305
is there a version of this yet?
>>340540312
You can eat any food you want and be healthy, as long as you supplement properly and don't eat too much.
Human bodies don't violate the laws of thermodynamics, and supplements cover nutritional deficiencies.
That having been said, not being a dewrito shitter makes it much easier.
>>340555941
I don't know, sadly. try requesting in a drawfag thread and hope you're lucky enough.
>>340555739
Maybe you should try posting quality content instead of defending a shit thread?
>Hamster /a/ dumps and waifufaggotry is okay if they're in a video game!
Yeah, I wouldn't call what I'm doing flaming. Suicide is very obviously the best solution for a little retard like you. Or maybe I'm dumb! This could actually be a high quality video game thread in disguise! Oh I see the light now. This thread couldn't be more video games. Normally, dumping pictures of that hamster would be considered shitposting, but since it has a D.va reskin, that means it IS video games and we should fart it out all over this board and not talk about the video game itself! Thank god for culture. So what do you think D.va's feet smell like? What great video game content we're having right now. Don't complain, this is video games and must be protected.
>>340552012
>being this autistic over chinese cartoons
>>340556383
>Having shit taste
>>340555739
Not the same guy but I think you should kill yourself too as salvation for this shitty thread.
>>340556297
but those threads are always filled with hundreds of autists making the exact same request that has been rejected for the past several years
doubt a drawfag would ever see the request among their tsunami of shit ideas
>>340556449
>Having taste
>>340556302
You are actually breaking rules and bringing the quality of the board down with your posts. Stop shitposting and go back to /b/ because you definitely belong there.
How do i play Diva? I always get killed by drive by niggers chicken wing eating players
>>340556635
>Having opinions at all
>>340540986
it is.
>>340556678
You don't
She plays your dick
>>340556767
gross
the girl could certainly do better
>>340556550
Why is it always the ones that want to "make the place better" that make it worse?
There's already this same thread made with the exact same images lmao
>>340537993
You fucking retards need to coordinate your shitposting over IRC better than this you shitty amateurs.
>>340556941
This one came earlier
>>340549817
>Cool Ranch Doritos
Holy fuck, reevaluate your life.
>>340556678
You git gud.
In order to do that you learn when to run away, use your melee when you boost into someone for extra damage, use your defense matrix when boosting at someone so they can't hit your giant critbox and use your ult to either clear a points of defenses.
>>340556941
>A thread that came literally an hour later
>Complaining that this thread is at fault for the duplication
Maybe you should learn to read lmao
![Ranch+or+cool+ranch+_01258c0988274678ea04fd3e705bbb22[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DEkyiQA.jpg "Ranch+or+cool+ranch+_01258c0988274678ea04fd3e705bbb22[1].jpg")
>>340549817
>>340540868
>paying attention to yuri fags
Mercy & 76 is CANON
>mfw palying the game with jaapense voices
god damn i'm such a weeb xd
i dont get the dorito jokedoritos are fucking disgusting
>>340550260
I thought she was Swedish.
>>340557763
yeah friend XDDDD le trole face LOL
![1f3d5c49b16b5ed17e2ef71552d00b68[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/bn9fWXa.png "1f3d5c49b16b5ed17e2ef71552d00b68[1].png")
>>340557989
halo and call of duty were always advertised along with mountain dew and doritos as designated gamer fuel
>>340558045
She's Swiss
>>340542032
Metabolic disorders are far rarer than the rate of obesity meaning most fat people's got an explanation problem, your metabolic rate can easily be examined through simple blood-work and as the other anon said, even if you do have one, it only makes up a small footprint of your entire metabolic rate, it's still entirely possible to lose weight.
As for cases in which people gained back weight after having been on a weight loss show, no fucking shit, during the show they're tightly monitored and reprimanded for breaking their diet or exercise routine, which goes entirely out of the window once they get off the show and the self-reporting can be assumed to be wrong or the very least biased.
Stop it with blaming "muh metabolism" and start blaming yourself, or don't, I don't give a fuck, stay fat and try your best not to experience sudden death within the next 5 years.
>>340533227
dumb hamster poster
>>340540719
*sigh* Just go back to /pol/ you drumpf loving piece of shit
>>340551138
>d.va not in her mech at the beginning of the round
>accurate
>>340552180
It suits him
