[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y / ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo

/owg/ - Overwatch General


Thread replies: 862
Thread images: 218

File: maxresdefault.jpg (264KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
maxresdefault.jpg
264KB, 1920x1080px
>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/416mmBkq (embed) (embed)

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com

>porn archive
https://docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download

>Discord
https://discord.gg/013ppKfgfODeHWZ2Q

Previous:>>144978390
>>
Do you think they'll refund my game a second time
>>
Post images resembling your favorite hero
>>
File: 1465402362946.jpg (56KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1465402362946.jpg
56KB, 480x480px
D.Va lads
>>
>>144992637

no thanks
>>
File: 1460770503415.png (94KB, 319x239px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1460770503415.png
94KB, 319x239px
DEAR RETARDED TEAMMATES
THERE ARE MULTIPLE SPAWN ROOM EXITS

DONT KEEP GOING OUT THE ONE WHERE THEYRE SPAWNCAMPING YOU
>>
Stop playing Lucio anon! Look at THIS!
>>
>Tfw getting carried through a game as Reaper with 500 damage 0 eliminations
Good thing there's no scoreboard :^)
>>
File: fight10.jpg (27KB, 459x337px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
fight10.jpg
27KB, 459x337px
>>144992637
>>
>>144992549
2 inches
>>
so where's the lore for this game
is it just the comics linked in the OP?
>>
File: 545146213211.png (23KB, 307x259px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
545146213211.png
23KB, 307x259px
Post your masteroverwatch because I told you to
>>
>>144992695
nah
>>
File: 1298016407971.jpg (41KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1298016407971.jpg
41KB, 500x375px
>favorite streamer is playing Tracer
>is Swedish
>fighting a Lucio who keeps bouncing off the walls to avoid her shots
>she gets pissed and yells "SOMEONE KILL THIS FUCKING MONKEY"
>>
File: 1463166319439.jpg (69KB, 640x628px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1463166319439.jpg
69KB, 640x628px
I want a fucking server browser plus game modes that allow up to 16 or 18 players

Is that fucking too much to ask?
>>
File: CHAOS DUNK.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
CHAOS DUNK.webm
3MB, 1280x720px
HAMMERRRRRRRRR DOWN
>>
>Widowmaker jumping around like a fucking cunt and killing you with the SMG because if she headshots while spraying and praying it deals about the same damage as Bastion's recon rifle

Wow what sick fucking balance.
>>
File: 1391148968188.gif (2MB, 372x262px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1391148968188.gif
2MB, 372x262px
I'm tired of losing
>>
File: waifu.jpg (305KB, 666x499px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
waifu.jpg
305KB, 666x499px
>>144992637

D.Va online!
>>
POST WOMBO COMBOS
>>
>I was 1 kill away from a 20 kill streak and getting my spray but the streak was broken by a fucking McCree stun+kill

I'm so glad that son of a gun is getting nerfed next patch
>>
File: nig ops.jpg (278KB, 1510x873px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
nig ops.jpg
278KB, 1510x873px
Do you think Night Ops originally made Soldier a Nigga but they decided against it because it would sound racist?
>>
>>144992858
I know all of you faggots would just ad hominem the fuck out of everybody.
>>
File: 1452357743991.gif (4MB, 300x225px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1452357743991.gif
4MB, 300x225px
>actual discord link
>>
>>144992858
Post yours.
>>
File: dancing grandpa.webm (2MB, 889x500px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
dancing grandpa.webm
2MB, 889x500px
>>144992884

The physics in this game are usually really good but it gets a bit goofy at times.
>>
Does Overwatch get boring quickly? I loved the beta but the anti-Overwatch shitposting on /v/ is making me hesitant to buy it.
>>
>>144993000

fuck Mei she is the worst character on your team
>>
>>144992858
nah
>>
>>144993127
>/v/
when has /v/ NOT complained about a video game?
>>
>>144993107
Looks pretty e-sports
>>
>>144993000
they need to highlight the fact that mei can destroy her own wall, plenty of shitters still dont know
>>
>Defending Hollywood.
>S76 running around nowhere near payload.
>Horrible junkrat keeps on dying and doing nothing.
>Hanso doing nothing, only getting kills with ult.

I'm sure this game deliberately finds the biggest retards ever once you win a few games.
>>
>>144993127

Every game has /v/ / /vg/ shitposting, it is inevitable. /v(g)/ hating videogames isn't just a meme.
>>
I PICKED GENJI FIRST
>>
File: despoiled flower.png (653KB, 611x642px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
despoiled flower.png
653KB, 611x642px
>>144992431
You guys excited about those Funko Pops?

> You will get to hot glue an affordable tracer
>>
>>144993107

you're supposed to teabag them after you kill them
>>
File: MERCY!!.jpg (243KB, 642x918px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
MERCY!!.jpg
243KB, 642x918px
>>144992724
Why is SplashBrush's Mercy so cute?
>>
File: jet set.jpg (19KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
jet set.jpg
19KB, 300x300px
>>144992637
>>
>>144993127
i haven't gotten the least bit bored. /v/ hates it because it's successful and popular. if you had fun playing then why not buy it? not doing something because retards on the internet don't think you should is completely fucking retarded
>>
>>144992876
>female streamers
Why bother watching someone inferior?
>>
File: 1457092637532.gif (4MB, 344x203px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1457092637532.gif
4MB, 344x203px
>>144992637
>>
File: mistakes were made.webm (3MB, 852x480px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
mistakes were made.webm
3MB, 852x480px
>>144993000
I'm sorry.
>>
>>144993101
4u
https://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/OxGG-1338
>>
>>144992724
I don't like very large breasts
>>
>>144993006
these are just hands with some paint on.
niggers don't have black nails you retard
>>
>>144992879
yeah
>>
>>144992923
>hook widowmaker as streetpig
>shotgun pellets go around her toothpick hitbox and she grapples away with half hp
>>
I swear every game is me and 5 other randoms being shitstomped by a stack on comms
>>
>>144993127
/v/ is a community dedicated to hating video games, you shouldn't really care about their opinions
>>
>The way that our matchmaking works in quick play and will also work in competitive play

Enjoy your 50% win rate in competitive play.
>>
File: mkx_erron_black.0.jpg (98KB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
mkx_erron_black.0.jpg
98KB, 800x450px
>>144992637
>>
>Find the nicest qt on reddit
>We hit it off right away
>Try to play with someone from here
>Either a memer, bitter autist, or an emotionally unstable ego maniac
>>
>>144992724
TOO BIG GO AWAY YOU ARE NOT MERCY
>>
>>144992858
fuck off creep
>>
>>144993127

i'm more fed up with mccree and widowmaker than bored
>>
File: 1465494699958.png (219KB, 771x719px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1465494699958.png
219KB, 771x719px
REAPER!!!
>>
>>144993006
Pretty sure it's part of the camo, anon.
Niggers don't have black nails.
>>
>>144993127
Not really, it's pretty fun to play still. I'd recommend against getting it tho, Blizzard has first to prove that they actually give a heck about balancing the game for PCs. For being in beta for so long, not having a huge scope, and for costing 40 dollars/euros, they really dropped the ball.
>>
>>144993000
lmao that was me, get fucked bitch
>>
File: 1400222294121.jpg (109KB, 1040x746px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1400222294121.jpg
109KB, 1040x746px
>>144993291
>funko pops
>>
>>144992724
Those belong to Jack Morrison!
>>
>>144992637
>>
>>144993127
You actually trust /v/? If a game is popular, the game is automatically shit. Dark Souls III, Overwatch, you name it, great games, /v/ shits all over them.

Game will only get boring if you just keep going for really long play sessions in my experience. I generally get 2-3 lootboxes per day (level ups), which is generally about 12-18 games, and then take a break, and I have been playing it every day since launch without getting bored, despite generally not being a fan of multiplayer focused games or FPS.
>>
>>144993450
Daily reminder that Mercy belongs with reaper, now that fucking loser 76
>>
>>144993382

oh no, opponents my skill level. the horror. the horror
>>
>>144993443
This.
>>
>>144993493
>le /v/eddit memes
>>
>>144992923
k
>>
>>144993127
It's a really, really casual game, but it tries to be competitive at the same time, so it ends up this shitty mess.
You will most likely enjoy it for at least 40 hours of playtime, but it's not a lasting game like TF2.
>>
File: 190222-jehuty[1].jpg (32KB, 399x640px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
190222-jehuty[1].jpg
32KB, 399x640px
>>144992637
>>
>>144992737
Sure, but that only happens every once in a while.

>>144993181
https://youtu.be/74V4BOF5IAg
>>
Zentayas orbs can go on more than one person at once right? newshitter here sorry
>>
>>144993560
Mercy takes Bastion dick ťbh fàm
>>
File: 1463067027635.png (256KB, 500x365px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1463067027635.png
256KB, 500x365px
>Used to be a healslut in the beta
>Constantly got terrible Pharahs who couldn't hit the broad side of Hog
>Now I am the Pharah

Is this the natural evolution of healsluts?
>>
File: bobby dancing.gif (356KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
bobby dancing.gif
356KB, 500x281px
>saved up for the first 30 levels and now have 855/1000 credits needed for the bloodhardt skin
We'll all make it some day.
>>
>>144992724
>>
>KOTH
>team already dying before the point is available
>incapable of ever capturing it back

ok
>>
>>144993606
It wouldn't be bad at all if it wasn't obvious that it doesn't work. I've lost Numbani first point under a minute more than I can count because everyone thinks the best place to defend is at their spawn.
>>
>>144993127
You fucks that let /v/ OF ALL PEOPLE decide what you do and don't like are the biggest fucking retards on the planet. Please kill yourself.
>>
>>144993127
Years ago I would get my opinions from /v/ for upcoming games and I would usually avoid them.

Stopped browsing /v/ and Overwatch was the first game in a long while where I bought it with little knowledge other than the beta was fun and I'm loving the hell out of it. Checked /v/ to see what they think and they generally dislike it in usual fashion.

Just get the game if it looks fun and you enjoyed the beta.
>>
File: 718k-rDTZhL._UX385_.jpg (30KB, 385x385px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
718k-rDTZhL._UX385_.jpg
30KB, 385x385px
>>144992637
>>
>>144992923
>Somebody at Blizzard thought giving a character that excels at long range a close range option was a good idea

Literally shitting on design 101 of how to make a sniper class.
>>
File: 1463862969971.jpg (1MB, 2141x4389px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1463862969971.jpg
1MB, 2141x4389px
Widow needs
>175 hp to compensate for her minuscule hitbox (right now, the fact that she got 200hp and a much thinner hitbox than most assault classes gives her a sort of "shadow EHP" against weapons with spread)
>125 as max charged damage (stops bodytapping, countering zenyatta, consistent with Hanzo)
>Every sniping shot now uses up 10 ammo. Reload animation lengthened. Ammo count reduced to 20.
>Scope in animation lengthened (to make quickscoping a choice between mobility and dps and not just something you do always)
>The scope shakes when Widow is hurt. The more damage taken, the more she shakes (so if a D.Va is shooting at you from spawn you won't take enough damage to notice, but if Tracer starts unloading on you from behind it's nigh impossible to turn around and shoot her)
>Assault rifle has damage falloff at range (for consistency with other assault rifles in the game)
>Mine no longer displays a "destroyed" message if destroyed
>Wallhacks has a duration of 8 seconds and only works while Widowmaker is scoped in and in the direction widowmaker is looking

Hanzo's arrow should probably have slightly better projectile speed as well to make him a more consistent hero. Then maybe he'd start rivaling Widow as a sniper pick.
>>
>>144993246
nah we do it on purpose so you nerds will cry in this thread
>>
>>144993443

also the shitty servers and stupid hitboxes. i can see the argument for making them generous, but this is two steps into absurdity
>>
File: 1453871744350.jpg (3MB, 3448x2336px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1453871744350.jpg
3MB, 3448x2336px
Can we get an absolute glass cannon mid range hero already?
150 hp, Junkrat's levels of damage or even greater, dies to a stiff breeze.
>>
Mei isn't fat, it's just her tits.
>>
>tfw takes seconds to notice I'm getting hit because my reaction time is so bad
>>
>>144993638
But you're the one here liking garbage that is funko pops
>>
>>144993321
I can't see dancing black guys without hearing AUDIO MEDIC anymore.
>>
>>144993731
I'm really regretting getting Imp if only because it's so overused now. Wish Imp had your pic related's face with the same outfit.
>>
>>144993337
>>
>>144993768
Mercy?
>>
>>144993443
Hopefully they go through with that talk of Widowmaker nerfs, it seems fanbase is evenly split on her being fine or her being Overpowered, but I guarantee that split is Console / PC, as she isnt nearly as much of a piece of shit on consoles as she is on PC where its just point, click, instakill nearly every hero in the game.
>>
>>144993757
Well to be fair /v/ is right a lot of the time considering how many shit games there are.
>>
>>144993713
I can't into supports. If I pick them then we're lacking in damage and I know I would be more useful with someone who can shit out damage.
>>
i don't know what kind of matchmaking algorithm Quick Play uses but it fucking sucks
>>
>>144993768
Soldier 76?
>>
>>144993606
If it were like that I'd be happy but it's not.

No one should gold medal with 3 elims,1000 damage, and 10 seconds on the point. But that's what happens.
>>
>>144993853
Normal Mercy is fine too, I just didn't like that piece of fanart
>>
>>144993309
Because she belongs to a family
>>
File: white boy.png (746KB, 451x868px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
white boy.png
746KB, 451x868px
>>144993342
>>144993476
but the colour of his hands looks nothing like the colour of the camouflage

and commando doesn't have camouflaged fingers either
>>
>>144993291
no
>>
>>144993787
christ almighty not all these things at once what the fuck

some of these ideas are pretty great but this shit would completely ruin widowmaker

do you happen to be a developer from from software
>>
>>144993815
you mean zenyatta?
>>
>>144993750

the only thing that tells me is that you suck
>>
>>144993787
>175 hp
150.
>>
>>144993768
McCree
its the belt buckle guys
>>
>>144993969
What? She'd still be one of the strongest picks.
Nobody in the game can do what she does.
>>
>>144993830

I never said anything about funko pops, I'm just pointing out the cancer that is you.

You can feel free to go back to /v/eddit where posting the same reaction image over and over like it means anything is considered humorous. I'm sure they're making some new pepes you can repost.
>>
File: Untitled.png (2MB, 1921x1047px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Untitled.png
2MB, 1921x1047px
>>144993969
>but this shit would completely ruin widowmaker
>>
>>144993853
Ugly as fuck. I'll be mad if I ever unbox that garbage.
>>
>>144993291
Funko pops are so shit. They're the same exact big headed figure that portray nothing about the characters other than the colors painted on it.
>>
File: shot0004.png (205KB, 854x480px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
shot0004.png
205KB, 854x480px
>>144992637
>>
Shitters read this

Getting kills with genji resets your dash cooldown
Shooting Zarya's shield gives her more damage
You can cancel Mei's wall
Symmetra's ray does more damage the longer she fires it
>>
>>144993309
she's not
>>
>>144993107
And the pyro with shield still survives what a faggot char.
>>
>>144993820

then explain her fat face
>>
>>144993969
>completely ruin widowmaker
And nothing of value was lost.
>>
File: Mercy reading a book.jpg (180KB, 1032x1368px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Mercy reading a book.jpg
180KB, 1032x1368px
>>144993947
>person volatility opposed to violence
>marrying a soldier who basically fights for fun

Delusion
>>
>>144993782
this makes zero sense

this is the equivalent of giving Reaper a long range weapon
>>
>>144994000
>I lost 1v6 so I'm bad

Here's your (You) don't spend it all in one place.
>>
File: 1418153525965.gif (3MB, 390x357px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1418153525965.gif
3MB, 390x357px
>>144992637
>>
>>144992876
who?
>>
>>144993969

Widowmaker is light 8 patches behind everyone else in updates anyway. She'll still be a great pick because it's impossible not be a great pick when you are the hitscan sniper in a game where offensive pushes are decided by a single pickoff.

Sure, she might become Hanzo-tier in pubs, but hey, you scrubs are used to Hanzo right? Having two Hanzo characters in pubs won't hurt.
>>
File: 1464916093413.jpg (340KB, 600x981px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1464916093413.jpg
340KB, 600x981px
>>144993560
Careful about that edge Reyes, you might hurt yourself
>>
>>144993969
>do you happen to be a developer from from software
>"Widowmaker adjusted"

Seriously thoygh, with all these changes Widowmaker is still going to be really damn strong. Right now she's just fucking unfair.
>>
File: 1436270155403.png (109KB, 2370x2090px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1436270155403.png
109KB, 2370x2090px
>enemy defense has three level 120+ players
>they get fucking stomped by our attacking team
>>
>level 50
>feels like 50% of my deaths are fan the hammer related

This is only getting worse with time
>>
>>144993961
GI Joooee
>>
>>144993493
I am going plaster her face with my hot manseed.
>>
>>144994170
nah ur bad
>>
>>144993982
Damage with splash and absolutely no utility outside of that.
Also next to zero mobility.
>>
File: 1465504359715s.jpg (6KB, 250x150px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1465504359715s.jpg
6KB, 250x150px
>>144994067
Wow, so much hate for your fellow neighbors. Really sad, it is
>>
>>144994140

she does something like 90dps with her LMB uncharged and the shield pops instantly so it's not like you can't help but charge it unless you manage to bait it out

I don't think there's a single character in the game that can DPS race her. Even McCree in his current state has trouble bursting her down and that's assuming he starts with a full chamber and burning every cooldown he has.
>>
>>144994004
I see, but McCree doesn't wield a rifle nor does that belt have anything similar to BAMF

Only thing similar is that it's a belt buckle, easy to miss desu
>>
File: 1465329986023.jpg (148KB, 740x1110px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1465329986023.jpg
148KB, 740x1110px
>>
>>144993443
I'm having to play Widow ever other game when we don't have one to shut down their Widow because she is picked in literally every fucking game.
>>
>>144994003
>150

125
>>
>>144994168
Well he was supposed to have grenades or something.
>>
>instead of nice figurines we get funko pop bullshit
>>
>>144993969
>this shit would completely ruin widowmaker

??? not at all
>>
>>144993947
this pairing is so retarded

mercy is so scarred from the shit she had to witness and go through on the battlefield she would probably end up killing S76 with a kitchen knife when she has one of her flashbacks
>>
>>144994285
Winston pop looks so fucking cool for some reason
>>
>>144994446
75
>>
File: IMG_20160610_064406.jpg (328KB, 1000x670px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
IMG_20160610_064406.jpg
328KB, 1000x670px
Tell me why D. Va is actually bad.
Sorry I can't hear you over the sounds of my success.
>>
What's blizzard's policy on exploits? For example if I were to, say, put symmetra turrets inside that bridge on dorado, would I get banned if enough people report me?
>>
>>144994460
yes, it would
>>
>>144994454

they made a high end tracer
>>
File: 1464601303683.jpg (114KB, 704x850px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1464601303683.jpg
114KB, 704x850px
>>144994167

Mercy is the kind of crazy chick that only goes for damaged goods while having a delusional obsession of making everything better by fixing it.

and we love her for it.
>>
>>144994462
>implying soldier 76 hasn't had it worse
>implying she'd be even able to kill 76, a trained commando
lol
>>
>>144994529
>75

50
>>
>>144994442

just do what the competitive teams do and build your entire comp around not-quite-countering her. easy!
>>
>>144994541
Your whole front is a critbox
>>
>>144994442
>Your team has mandatory Widow
>She can't kill enemy Widow while standing behind Reinhardt's shield

Every time.
>>
>>144993969
>console players

her and mccree are on another plane when you're discussing potential
>>
Who experiencing forced 50 here today?

>Win 10 out of 12 games yesterday
>Today
>Stomped
>Stomped
>Quit when team picks retarded full tank lineup during setup
>Join new game
>Put into game just as the team I was on lost
>Quit
>Join new game
>Happens again

"Forced 50 doesn't exist"
>>
>>144994556
yes, you can get banned if you do this and enough people report you
>>
>>144994596
Actually just removing her from the game would vastly improve it.
>>
Nightcore or Eurodance for D.Va?
>>
>>144994638
nah ur just bad lmao
>>
>tfw too poor to buy game
>>
>>144994462
>mercy is so scarred from the shit she had to witness

wtf are you talking about
>>
>>144994541
why do the other tanks see more play than her

why is Winston picked over D.Va
>>
>>144994575
>that face
>high end
>>
>>144994541

i bet she's a rager
>>
>>144994167
>convinced by that person to take up a gun when needed and to help protect the world
>actually fights a lonely war for justice and is slowly crumbling without a support structure. Still retains his basic heroism though and is the ideal help art heart.

Jack needs some tlc bruh
>>
>>144994541
Massive spread so you have to get withing punching distance and enemies can just backpedal out of your range while shooting at your Roadhog sized critbox.
>>
File: mustache_76.jpg (33KB, 425x420px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
mustache_76.jpg
33KB, 425x420px
You know you love this skin
>>
>>144994638
>Who experiencing confirmation bias here today?
>>
>>144994147
The fat froze in her face
>>
>>144994758
yep, that's what i said retard
>>
>>144994569
How? She'd be no worse than anyone else.
>>
>>144992431
what's a good name for my tournament team lads
>>
File: 799fb5b4.jpg (52KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
799fb5b4.jpg
52KB, 1280x720px
>pro Starcraft player
>doesn't use a keyboard and mouse to pilot the mech
This makes no fuckin sense
>>
>>144994750
>tfw enough money to buy multiple collector's editions and not even care
>>
>>144994854

that's fat
>>
>>144993127
>Half the maps are awful
>Hitboxes are designed for consoles
>Almost all the heroes have some form of ability that gives them free kills
>Hero balance is pretty shit at the moment
>At least one hero ruins the fun of the opposing team when picked
>Heroes have a lot of variation though, and just playing and getting decent with all of them is enough to entertain you for several tens of hours.
I'm at 50 hours, starting to get pretty bored, finding less and less motivation to boot up the game.
>>
>>144994575
>tracer

I'm not a fag
>>
File: 1465503819479.png (1MB, 704x7901px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1465503819479.png
1MB, 704x7901px
>>
File: sonic too fast.gif (113KB, 450x450px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
sonic too fast.gif
113KB, 450x450px
>>144992637
>>
>>144994924
Gold Team
>>
>>144994904
nah
>>
File: 5435345.png (43KB, 368x398px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
5435345.png
43KB, 368x398px
>>144994638
>forced 50%
>>
>>144994285
winston looks black as fuck
>>
>>144994924

Nambla

>>144994968

yes you are
>>
>>144994797
I wish his legendary skins had a mask. I have two legendaries for him and I still use default. I just want black and blue skin for him like Genji's carbon fiber.
>>
>>144994934
>he thinks m+KB is the best control scheme for everything

lmao
>>
>>144994757
winston is a better version of dva

>can shoot while bubble is up
>useful ult
>normal critbox
>can move and shoot
>tesla damage is actually decent if you're hitting multiple people
>>
>>144994285
That Lucio pop as the wrong hairstyle
>>
>>144994924
forced fifty
>>
>>144994556
Not sure, I've seen plenty of Dunkrats put mines and beartraps on basket balls during king of the hill matches and nothing has happened.
>>
>>144995131
Exactly
>>
>>144994569

Nice arguments.

>Why it wouldn't ruin her
1. Widowmaker is statistically plain better than her peers. This is most obvious when you compare her assault rifle to S:76 and realize the game's sniper can go shoulder to shoulder with the a guy built around his assault rifle. A sneakier but even more important difference is the fact that her hitbox is way smaller than the other assault classes yet she has the same HP as them.
2. As long as Widowmaker has the ability to drop any non-tank with a single shot from across the map she will always be a valuable addition to the team, because so much of Overwatch is decided by number advantage and ultimates. If Widowmaker gets a lucky pick on someone who had their ult up you get a significant advantage that good teams will abuse.
>>
>>144994950
ur fat lmao
>>
>>144995069
stack shitters need not apply
>>
what ults coordinate best with zarya's?
>>
>>144995069
Now show everybody the entire list of your heroes.

Just because you have a 70% winrate with some heroes doesn't mean you have a sub 30% winrate with others to balance it out.
>>
>>144995210

yet somehow still thinner than mei
>>
Rate my lootbox
>>
>>144994934
>pro starcraft player
>not controlling the meka herself from a safe distance

d.va is a meme
>>
>>144994854
>CoFFe
Okay that's adorable.
>>
>>144995249
literally all of them?
>>
>>144994130

>Getting kills with genji resets your dash cooldown

Didn't know this.

>Shooting Zarya's shield gives her more damage

Most players know this.

>You can cancel Mei's wall

Found out this earlier.

>Symmetra's ray does more damage the longer she fires it

Never played her.
>>
File: 9ySHhc3.jpg (190KB, 1296x728px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
9ySHhc3.jpg
190KB, 1296x728px
>>144994891
lmao
>>
>>144994969
kek
>>
>>144995113
>he doesn't

lmao
>>
>>144994924
Stardust Crusaders
>>
File: OhRadda.gif (472KB, 270x180px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
OhRadda.gif
472KB, 270x180px
>Toss up rectangle
>Block shots from 3 players
>Team using it for cover
>Tracer zips in and starts shooting us up
>????
>Team wipes
>"lol shit rein"
>>
There is no good tracer fan art out there that isn't lewd

Prove me wrong
>>
>>144993909
It's pretty easy to tell when to listen to /v/'s advice and when to ignore it. If the threads are full of shitposting, wojaks and goldenfaces then do the opposite of what it says. If there's actual discourse going on then it may be worth considering.

Just look at Undertale, /v/ loved it for like half a week, then tumblr found it and now /v/ hates it.
>>
>>144995249

tracer

or just shoot them with junkrat's primary
>>
>>144995249
All.
>>
>>144995279
naruto/10
>>
>>144995069
>stacks premade
>most likely has a pocket healer
>probably has low average elimination per game because he plays like a bitch because muh kdr

kill yourself
>>
File: 1371426504420.jpg (52KB, 500x667px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1371426504420.jpg
52KB, 500x667px
Why are people mad that Blizzard has said there's gay heroes in Overwatch?
>>
>>144995306
i'm SO FUCKING HAPPY that i didn't buy that
holy shit
>>
File: not lewd smug tracer.jpg (25KB, 228x296px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
not lewd smug tracer.jpg
25KB, 228x296px
>>144995360
>>
>>144994924
buncha fags
>>
>>144994924
>team lads
>>
>>144995207
nah
>>
>>144995301
some of them are a waste and could be more useful later on when the enemy team respawns. For some of them it seems better to just fire normally into the group or let someone else ult
>>
>our mccree gets outskilled by an enemy mccree's e
>ress him because that asshole mccree is coming for me next
>revived mccree ignores me and the guy that killed him and runs off in the oposite direction
>have to kill the enemy mccree myself

i understand ignoring supports, but literally ignoring the guy that killed you in order to do so?
>>
What's a good counterpick/strategy for beating out a Tracer?
Aside from AIM
>>
>>144995298

there's nothing cute about nerds.
>>
>>144995286
That's actually explained. Mecha Godzilla fucked up the remote controls so they had to stuff pilots in them.
>>
>>144995510
use the hero that takes the most skill
>>
>>144995510
Rolling pills as Junkrat or just picking McREEE
>>
>>144995353
>i play racing sims with m+kb
>i play character action games with m+kb
>i play jrpgs with m+kb
>i play flight games with m+kb

Must suck being a retard
>>
File: 5435677.png (17KB, 752x267px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
5435677.png
17KB, 752x267px
>>144995257
>>
>>144995510
junkrat if you can aim, instagibs most tracers
>>
>>144995510
mccree's flashbang, bodyshoting her with widow
>>
>>144995260
nah
>>
>>144995249
If you're against a Reinhardt you want something that'll bypass or burn through his shield quickly

So Pharah, Junkrat, and Tracer are all fairly good

If there's no Rein, simple leftclicks (and your own rightclicks) will do fine

I find Mei ulti is way too redundant, and D.Va's just takes too long
>>
>>144995510

Mei oneshots her with m2 so just spam that shit at her general direction. The projectile size is huge so as long as you aim it in head height you'll get lucky eventually.
>>
>>144993647
>there will never be a zoe 3
>>
>>144995510
roadhog's hook
mccree's flashbang
junkrat's trap
symmetra's turrets
>>
>>144995306
lmao
>>
>play lucio
>have more fun jumping around shooting then I do playing characters who actually need to take effort

is this why people play bastion, mccree and 76?
>>
>>144994969
I found that way more fun than I should've.
>>
>Something really common and not noteworthy happens

W E W lads I'll be over at /battleborn/
E
W
>>
So which heroes are confirmed to be for shitters only, requiring literally zero (0) skill to play as?
>>
File: 1463628080666.png (428KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1463628080666.png
428KB, 500x500px
Anyone got any good junkrat fanart? Got plenty of of the other heroes, but haven't found any good ones of him.
>>
>>144993127
It's the Call of Duty of team-based, class-based shooters.
It's mediocre in its design, and really casual.
>>
>>144995565
So mccree then?
>>
>>144995829
I play lucio to its funish, but with 76/cree I can actually carry
>>
File: Unlimited_Power.jpg (171KB, 1920x816px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Unlimited_Power.jpg
171KB, 1920x816px
>double zarya shield each other for infinite shields

MAXIMUM POWAAAAAAAA
>>
>>144995940
Mei is the equivalent of the TF2 Pyro
>>
>finally get zenyatta potg
>it's shit compared to plays i've done before

gg
>>
File: Russia_flag.png (10KB, 900x506px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Russia_flag.png
10KB, 900x506px
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RUSSIANS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNfIxqBJnds
>>
File: maxresdefault (1).jpg (66KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
maxresdefault (1).jpg
66KB, 1280x720px
>almost 1k gold
>mostly play LETS BREAK IT DOWN and trashmouse
>cant pick between ribbit and scarecrow

SEND HELP
>>
>>144993127
>going on /v/
>believing /v/

lmao

are they still mad about being wrong about Doom?
>>
>>144995940
only henzew and mcdonalds

even Call of Duty man needs some
>>
File: 1459709901124.jpg (265KB, 637x825px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1459709901124.jpg
265KB, 637x825px
>playing support
>nobody on your team swaps to something to wreck the winston
>he just walks up to our full squishy team and dots them down

people above lvl 60 should really know this by now fuck
>>
>>144996118
And thats why I never enter voice chat.
>>
File: McSkill.webm (2MB, 720x404px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
McSkill.webm
2MB, 720x404px
>>144995940
Not for shitters only, but a lot of shitters play him because of E M2. He's actually very useful.
>>
>>144996065
get frozen too many times buddy?
>>
>>144995612
That isn't your list of heroes.

I have a 70% winrate with Reaper, Pharah and Zenyatta.

I have a 30% winrate with Junkrat, Dva and Mercy.

Everybody else is 50%.
>>
>>144996118
good thing I've already uninstalled it.
Alternatively, play on NA
>>
>>144996130
Ribbit.
>wanting to hide garbage gerbils facial expressions
>>
>>144996130
>not going Jailbird or the ashen skin
>not going mighty frogs
>>
>>144996130
the frog skins are only for racists that don't like his default skin color, anon. good on blizzard for allowing our kkk friends to support their teammates too.
>>
>>144996243
>30% winrate with Junkrat and Mercy
jesus anon
>>
>>144996130
desu I prefer The Fool over Scarecrow but that's just because muh Joker aesthetics
>>
Can enemies hear your voice lines or just your team mates?
>>
>>144994541
>biggest target in the game, and your crit zone is fucking gigantic
>guns have huge spread so are only effective within melee distance
>same guns also slow you to a crawl, making you easy to juke
>defense matrix is nice but doesn't last long enough
>ult can be blocked by a signpost
>zero suit d. va is literally useless
>>
>>144996074
eggsbigryens dranguilitee DD:D-DDD
>>
>>144996074
The game doesn't seem to have a clue about how to handle POTGs for Zenyatta.

>You pop Transcendence and save your entire team from Zarya+Hanzo ultimate buttrape?
>lol here's a POTG of you getting two kills
>>
>>144995940

Lucio can just run circles around the objective with his finger on E all game and still be a major contribution to the team.
>>
>>144996118
Looks like 3 russian fucks are fishing for views desu.
>>
High Noon requires enemies being utterly retarded.
>>
>>144996271
It kinda reminds me of deadmau5 but with a frog instead actually
not everyone is /pol/ here anon
>>
File: metatron.jpg (405KB, 900x1204px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
metatron.jpg
405KB, 900x1204px
>>144992637
THE IRIS EMBRACES YOU
>>
Is there any way to tell who on each enemy team is a premade? These games where the enemy team are all in perfect sync while we're all very clearly a bunch of pubs are way more common than they should be
>>
>>144996130
>not default, jailbird or the smokey one
>not hockey nig
???
>>
>arcade mode
>everything is op, matches last eternities, battle of attrition

>super shimada bros
>hanzo aint hittin shit, all genji, boring af

>random heroes
>non-stop fun and variety
>>
>>144996306
Mercy requires your team to be competent. Every time I play her, I'm surrounded by mouth breathing morons.

At least with Zen I can actually kill the enemy team when they try and flank me.
>>
>>144996363
yes
>>
File: 1332097568818.jpg (87KB, 420x358px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1332097568818.jpg
87KB, 420x358px
>>144996138
>being wrong about Doom
Holy fuck there are actually people who like the new doom?
>>
>>144996231
>that flasbang
every time.
>>
blizzard is going to nerf widowmaker right?

this game is literally unplayable if there's a good widowmaker in the server
>>
>>144996454
I agree, go for hockey nig or shaco skin
>>
File: 1465096569297.png (545KB, 1012x672px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1465096569297.png
545KB, 1012x672px
>>144996434
>get stomped by enemy team
>think meh whatever shit happens in pubs
>the whole enemy team all quits at the exact same time
>>
>>144996424

t/n: iris means anus
>>
Does anyone in here play on Xbox and wanna group up? I'm so tired of playing with randoms
>>
>Wins
>Tightly contested
>Have to grind it out
>Almost always close

>Losses
>BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>We never stood a chance
>Complete and utter stomp


Anyone else experiencing this?
>>
>>144996541

/v/ you need to go back, your contrarianism isn't considered smart or cool anywhere else
>>
File: 7765645.png (140KB, 1142x806px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
7765645.png
140KB, 1142x806px
>>144996243
if u insist
>>
>>144996541
You have pretty fucking shit taste if you don't like the new DOOM, it's just as good as DOOM/DOOM II.
>>
Why does Lucio have a generic black american accent when he's supposed to be a huehuehue? shouldn't he sound retarded (even more, I mean)?
>>
>>144996418
no, D.Va's ult requires enemies to be complete retards. A McCree actually has to put thought into his ult for it to be successful unlike the rest of his abilities
>>
>>144996657
most of my losses have been "we barely made it past each checkpoint on overtime but couldnt get past the final one"
>>
>>144996668
spot the ones he played outside of stack
>>
File: 1465486033580.jpg (102KB, 430x627px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1465486033580.jpg
102KB, 430x627px
I'm not going to play this game again until they remove Widowmaker.
>>
File: tails & his coffee.jpg (90KB, 535x655px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
tails & his coffee.jpg
90KB, 535x655px
>>144996657
That's my life, bro.
>>
>>144996657

i've been getting mostly blowout wins and they're almost as boring as the blowout losses
>>
>>144996657
My KoTH matches are always extremely fast wins or loses if it's not Ilios.

If it's Ilios, shit lasts forever and is intense as fuck. The thing is, I fucking HATE Ilios.
>>
>>144995607
stay bad lmao
>>
>>144996587
>Retarded rate of fire for a sniper
>Get out of flank free card
>By far the best ultimate in the game

McCree needed a nerf and I'm glad he's getting one but why wasn't Widow mentioned too?
>>
>fight S76 as mechles D.va
>he heals
>i run to healthkit
>almost kill him
>he ults

>fight someone 1v1 as mechless D.va
>need one more shot
>mercy/zen heal him / someone else kills me from behind
>>
>>144994245

It's almost as if level doesn't mean anything, but you still fell for it.
>>
>>144996363
enemies hear it too. I pick the most infuriating voice lines for each character and spam them whenever I get a kill.
Winston: How embarrassing!
D.va: Winky face ;)
D.va: Is this EASY mode? :)
Mei: A-MEI-zing!
Reaper: Next.
Junkrat: Happy Birthday
Zarya: Do you need personal training?
>>
>>144995069
>He shows the top part thinking 5 out of 21 numbers make up an average

Anon please, you can try harder than this
>>
>>144996668
>plays like a bitch and has a pocket healer
>has sub 20 average eliminations per game

kill yourself
>>
>>144996418
High Noon is not why McCree is strong
>>
>>144996824
Because McCree is also good on consoles.
>>
>forced 50

I hate this meme because it's stupid, but I love this meme because it helps me identify shitters.
>>
>>144996587

consider the following: the people responsible for balancing widow are the same people who made her this was in the first place
>>
>>144996851
MADA MADA
>>
File: 1v1mem8.jpg (69KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1v1mem8.jpg
69KB, 600x450px
>>144996830
>when someone ults just to kill you alone
>>
>>144996662
>>144996693
>People who like Overwatch also think new Doom is a good game
Why am I not surprised?
>>
>>144996821
Do you operate your car with a M+KB?
>>
>>144996824
No you see anon, Widowmaker's ultimate doesn't deal damage so it's perfectly balanced that it's a global team wide wallhack you will never know about unless you're up the enemy Widow's ass while she pops it/you get killed and see it in the killcam :^)
>>
>>144996650
Why buy it for consoles if you didn't already have normie friends to play with?
>>
>>144996798
hopefully when Competitive launches they'll make changes to the Quick Play matchmaking. I wouldn't care if I was actually getting into competitive games but that very rarely is the case
>>
>>144994245
always remember that playtime does not equal skill. People with hundreds or thousands of hours in TF2, CS, and other FPS are going to have way more skill in overwatch than someone who is new to the genre.
>>
File: OC.png (16KB, 425x546px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
OC.png
16KB, 425x546px
>>144993407
>being a normie

reeeeeeeeeee, etc
>>
>>144996657
most of my matches are

>my team first 99%
>OVERTIME and some triple or even double kill on my teammates
>the enemy team gets to 99% too

Rest of match is

>POINT CONTESTED
>OVERTIME
>OVERTIME
>OVERTIME
>Catching that 1v6 sneaky lucio jumping and wallriding to contest the point

And THEN we still win
>>
PLEASE ANSWER THIS EXTREMELY FASTLY

I want to buy and gift Overwatch to a friend of mine, but I don't have access to his account so I want to gift the game to him. Is it possible to do like you can on Steam?
>>
>>144996967
rip

can i get a refund?
>>
>>144996934
You do realize that the actual shitters wouldn't be talking about forced 50, because they would be BELOW 50%, right?

They're only actually shitters if they manage to get 50% winrate regardless of skill.
>>
>>144996808

lighthouse can go fuck itself
>>
what are your criteria for leaving a match, /owg/?

>too many snipers
>all of one hero
>>
>>144996984
>hehehe ill go to a general for a game and say it's bad now everyone will have to pay attention to me
>>
>>144996984
>Being this contrarian
>>
>>144996985
yeah, stay bad lmao
>>
>>144996984
New DOOM is good though? Can't wait for the sequel
>>
>>144996418
I've never successfully used High Noon because I just fan roll fan...

Seriously though, I have no idea how high noon works. I got a shot off like once, and it didn't even kill the guy
>>
>>144996851
BRRRRRRRRIINNGGGGG
>>
>>144996984
>>>/v/
>>
File: 1437274622671.jpg (11KB, 260x282px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1437274622671.jpg
11KB, 260x282px
>>144996830
>>144996973
>about to kill a Torbjorn
>MOLTEN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

Time to fucking retreat I guess
>>
Are kill cams bugged or something? I keep seeing someone kill me that I KNOW I shot several times, but they never took damage from their side.
>>
>>144995298
It's cute but a real science nerd would be bothered by the fact that Fluorine is not one of the things you want in your coffee.
>>
>>144997098
Just buy a key you nigger
>>
File: 1411530213052.gif (342KB, 153x113px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1411530213052.gif
342KB, 153x113px
>try out tracer for the first time after 100 levels
>shes fucking NUTS against people who cant aim

Didnt think her crazy playstyle would suit me holy
>>
>>144996830
>when they need to ult just to kill me in my mechless form
Do what you must. I have already won.
>>
>>144996434
>Get stomped
>Salty guy on my team "fucking premades"
>"HAHAHA WE'RE NOT PREMADE, I ONLY KNOW [3 other heroes on his team]"
>That's still a premade of 4, not necessarily the whole team
>I try to calm this guy down and stick up for blizzard's matchmaking
>Ask my team if anyone is playing together because we probably have a premade of our own that we're not aware of
>We're all solo players

I can't defend this shit. This may have been an isolated incident of course but it could have been happening loads of times but this is the only time it escalated like this. It would be nice to know.
>>
I thought Genji was supposed to be all honorabu and shit. Why does he insult you when he kills you?
>>
>>144997234
cuz u missed scrub lmao
>>
>>144997121
The only time I'll leave is at the start when the team composition is already FUBAR.

Sometimes I get close to stopping and staring at a wall as I go get a drink to let the game kick me off though.
>>
>>144996973
Better to have them waste their ult on you than using it on your entire team. I once pissed off a McCree as garbagehamster by spamming balls at him to the point where he tried to high noon me from around a corner, only to step into my beartrap and die since he only had a little bit of health left.
>>
File: MUFFINS.jpg (56KB, 540x405px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
MUFFINS.jpg
56KB, 540x405px
>mfw I grabbed the tire with my chain
Holy shit, it feels so good to steal that.
Cost me my life, but it saved my team and the game.
>>
>>144997293
his backstory is that he wasnt honorabu at all
>>
>>144997098
yes
>>
>>144996787
Same here.
>>
>people who don't exclusively solo queue giving their opinion on whether forced 50 is real

Thanks but no thanks
>>
>>144997115
Lighthouse is always the last round too, so it just devolves into Roadhogs, Tracers and Pharas throwing themselves at the point with that one Mercy who seems to always have her ult charged and respawns in 1 second
>>
>>144997293
MADA MADA
>>
>>144996363
Favor the shooter xD
>>
>>144997112
If you're bad enough to be held back by bad teammates, you're a shitter.
>>
File: 1464313386936.png (41KB, 234x110px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1464313386936.png
41KB, 234x110px
>>144997121
>>
>>144997121
I've never left a match apart from the time I got booted for afk cause I got up to get some water and apparently 30 fucking seconds is too long to afk during startup.
>>
File: 1461433894653.jpg (155KB, 1280x1168px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1461433894653.jpg
155KB, 1280x1168px
What am I doing wrong with roadhog? I land hooks, I shoot them square in the face with my LMB, and they take MAYBE 150 damage. Whereas roadhogs seem to have no problem one shotting me from 300 health on other characters.

What the fuck?
>>
>>144997374
I always get Lighthouse as first round, then Well, then Ruins.
>>
>>144997147

You have to wait for the circles to become minimum size to get autokill damage on that target.

Everyone is highly aware of it though so they just hide immediately now.

>>144996734

D.Va can boost around corners and over obstacles before detonating to surprise enemies and give them little time to react.
>>
>>144997130
It is indeed shit. See >>144994954
>>
>>144997424
Oh thank god, you were just a shitposter.
I was scared you ACTUALLY thought that.
>>
>>144997436
shoot em in the head and try to pick wounded people out of groups. Also your R2 is useful for people trying to run away
>>
>>144997436
melee after you shoot
>>
Stupid question, but can someone explain further Zarya's 'maintain 70 charge for 60 seconds' (or whatever) achievement? is it consecutively, in a single life, or just through the whole match? If it's the latter, do all 2/3 stages of king of the hill count as one match, or is each a separate one?
>>
>>144995607
>racing games probably better with controller because triggers for gas and break can measurr pressure levels on pedals. Also analog stick rather than tapping arrow keys offers more fluid control
>>
There needs to be a way to know if Widowmaker's ult is up. Tired of dying to someone who seems to have inhuman reflexes only to find out that they saw me coming all along in the killcam.
>>
>>144997436
try to aim center mass, but do it closer to their neck so the spread of your gun is more likely to get headshots

also melee after shooting them
>>
>>144997567

Cool opinions, go make a blog on /v/ about it
>>
File: 1465193770892.jpg (145KB, 728x546px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1465193770892.jpg
145KB, 728x546px
If your time played with Widow is above 0 you're a shitter
>>
Good matchmaking that prioritizes 50% winrate
>Always matched with people of equal MMR
>Because of this all matches are close and well balanced

Bad matchmaking that prioritizes 50% winrate, AKA "forced 50"
>If you're on even small a winning streak, you're quickly placed against people significantly higher in MMR to stop you from winning any more
>If you're losing, the opposite happens and you start being put against complete scrubs who couldn't even wipe their backside let alone aim

Nobody dislikes 50% winrate as an average, they hate the way it's implemented.
>>
>>144994382
Its cause he is new here.
>>
File: 1456356078835.jpg (59KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1456356078835.jpg
59KB, 500x500px
>every time a Defense Junkrat sits 50 feet from an Objective that's 5 meters/5 seconds away from the finish line to Riptire
>>
>>144997602
get it to 70.

Don't let it drop to 69 for 60 seconds.
>>
>>144996973
I do this on purpose to piss off people who rage in chat
>>
>>144997436
Add melee to the wombo.
Hook to melee to shoot them in the face.
>>
>haven't gotten potg with D.va in at least 10 levels
Please tell me I'm just bad.
>>
Need an opinion on which Mercy skin to get. I like Sigrun's outfit color, but Valkyrie's blonde hair is more appealing than the red.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10442542
>>
>>144997643
widowmaker has a line for it, but it's really quiet so it's almost impossible to hear in the heat of battle
>>
>>144997643
There is, you just have to be extremely close to her location to hear it.
>>
>tfw doing well with my waifu
r-rate ?
>>
>>144996541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUkuDtXegWM

1:22:05
>>
>>144997713

that quarry section of ilios is auto-lose if one team has a widow and the other doesn't
>>
>>144997529
Weird. I always get Ruins, Lighthouse, Well.

Well as the final match every fucking time.
>>
>>144997810
>shit skin
Get winter
>>
>>144997121
I don't ragequit like a whiny little bitch when things don't go my way. I hate joining late matches so I don't do it to other people
>>
File: 1465340275120.png (452KB, 422x567px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1465340275120.png
452KB, 422x567px
>>144997810
>tfw that skin is being used in r34
>>
>>144997758
Okay, so consecutive, thanks.
>>
Do people in premades really have an advantage over solo players or is it just an excuse for shitters?
>>
>>144997810
Aren't you that slav shitter that got silenced the other day for being too toxic? Nevertheless, you're shit
>>
>>144997810
russian hacker/10, also her other two legendaries that make her look like a baroness are better
>>
>>144997574
You're the only constant. If the team have an equal number of players, the enemy has more of a chance of having shitters.

Git gud.
>>
File: 1401017025715.jpg (262KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1401017025715.jpg
262KB, 1024x768px
>>144997810
>Subhuman ruskie trash
GTFO
>>
>>144997709
>Hurr de durr /v/ /v/ /v/ /v/
I haven't been to /v/ in at least a year, go climb a wall of dicks
Also,
>/vg/tards
>Thinking they're in any way better than /v/
>>
>>144997436
aim at their neck

if you aim at their head too many pellets will go over their head and it won't be worth it
if you aim at their midsection you're missing out on headshots

m2>hook>m1>melee
>>
>>144993321
>>144993836

I AINT HEARIN THAT NOISE
>>
>>144997776
All of mercy's non recolor skins are garbage
>>
>>144997810
>bodyshots

learn to aim shitter
>>
File: johnny5isalive.jpg (21KB, 321x445px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
johnny5isalive.jpg
21KB, 321x445px
>>144992637
>>
>>144997773

Chances are you're actually good if that's the case. It's nigh impossible to get PotG as D.Va against competent players.
>>
>>144997912
What a retarded fucking question
>>
File: 1465401561292.jpg (876KB, 1300x742px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1465401561292.jpg
876KB, 1300x742px
tracer is bae
>>
>>144997912
I thought they wouldn't, but I always seem to do better when it's me and my buddies. We never talk to each other (no mics) and none of us are exceptionally good at the game, but my win rate is much higher with them. Maybe it's mental?
>>
File: Trashmousecominatcha.png (2MB, 1853x1041px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Trashmousecominatcha.png
2MB, 1853x1041px
HOOLY
O
O
L
Y
DOOLY
O
O
L
Y

[manic laughter]
>>
>>144998000
>im not from /v/
>now let me defend /v/ as i'm from /v/
>>
>>144998000
can you fuck off to /v/ lol, doom is irrelevant here

also nice trips
>>
>>144995453
Gemini should be "Two-faced fuck"
>>
>>144997810
>Oн игpaeт зa вдoвy
>>
>>144998070
>10 average

anon i got some bad news for you
>>
>>144997937
Ok, I get ya.
'Grrrr, I'm so mad right now!' ;)
>>
>>144998057
I want to spray her face with my cum
>>
>>144998047
61% W/L with her, 58% or so global.
I'd actually pay to be matched against people of my level.
>>
File: reyes and morrison.png (659KB, 990x806px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
reyes and morrison.png
659KB, 990x806px
So if Morrison and Reyes died in the original Overwatch breakdown

Who is 76 and Reaper?
>>
>>144998223
>overall stats.

Thanks for the input pleb
>>
>>144998070
Nice, I got 12 hours in Junkrat so far with Lucio bringing up the rear with 7. The rest range from 2-3 hours save for a few I rarely play as.
>>
Why can't I stop autistically mining D.va?
>>
>>144998260

I want to kick you in the throat as hard as I can
>>
>king's row attack
>decide to try lucio a bit
>do nothing but wallride and press e, occasionally spam shots
>spend the whole match on fire and we steamroll

nerf when
>>
>>144997912
It's an excuse. Whenever there is a premade on the enemy team there is usually one of equal numbers on your team. There is an equal chance of yours being better than theirs or vice versa. You are the only constant so over a large sample size if you're not doing well it's not because of premades, it's because you suck.
>>
>>144994285
People pay real money for this garbage?
>>
>brawl
>route 66 attack
>we pick 6 genjis because they'll get randomized anyway
>end up with 4 genjis after spawning

FUG :DDDD
>>
Anyone here saving screencaps of chat rage? I love reading that sort of stuff
>>
>>144998318
76 faked his death, reaper is some abomination that mercy created trying to ressurect reyes.
>>
>>144998318

heroes never die
>>
>>144998318
A soldier and an edgelord
>>144998357
Hold up now
>>
File: Capture.png (52KB, 228x197px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Capture.png
52KB, 228x197px
tfw your friends are shit and cant be trusted to carry you when you play support.
how do you guys play support regularly? i cant get over how little power there is to influence a game .
>>
>>144998318
Some random super soldiers don't read too deep into it senpai.
>>
File: 57254271_p0.png (885KB, 900x1231px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
57254271_p0.png
885KB, 900x1231px
>>144998356
I wish I was mining D. Va, if you catch my drift
>>
>>144998437
>>144998443

The big question remains:

Why did Mercy try to ressurect Reaper?
>>
>>144998408
Only a little
>>
>>144998318
Reyes died and was brought back to life as Edgelord by Mercy which was an accident. Morrison's body was never found, presumed dead but he survived and took up the name Soldier 76 to wage his one man war to find out what happened.
>>
File: roadhog mains.jpg (20KB, 387x75px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
roadhog mains.jpg
20KB, 387x75px
>>144998408
he lost
>>
>Mei's icicles do more damage than D.Va at distance.
>Can freeze D.Va up close.
>Tracer can run circles round D.Va.
>Solider 76 can easily take her down with a few helix missiles.
>etc, etc.

How is she meant to be a tank?
>>
>>144998318
Zombie Morrison and Ghost Reyes
>>
>>144998239
If you actually believe forced 50 is a real thing, you can't be helped.
>>
>Bastion/Reinhardt/Mercy combo
>geniuses on my team go Widowmaker

forced 50 isnt real guys
>>
>>144998449
Play Zenyatta, get all the gold medals and PotGs
>>
>>144998449
you kidding m8? support has massive power, especially mercy's res. you can't manually aim and shoot for them, but you can sustain them long enough to hit that barn door eventually.
>>
>>144998517

why did frankenstein make his monster?
>>
>>144998449

By being the shitty friend presumably.
>>
>>144998398
This happened a few rounds to me too. Had a round with 4 genjis since we all went genji, 5 76's with one junkrat, and 5 meis. We steamrolled with 76's and it was Attack on Anubis to boot.
>>
what the fuck is he wearing? hip-hop robot dancing pants?
>>
>>144998095
>>144998101
>If I say /v/ some more maybe it'll prove me right
I do think it's fucking hilarious that you people think you are in any way not as horrible and cancerous as /v/.
>>
>never played or learnt widow/genji because my team never needed it or already had one
>now i want to learn and my mmr is against pro players

fuck my life i can never learn
>>
>>144998449

I play Dat Boi Lucio and Muh Nigga Zenyatta

Even though I have a legendary skin for mercy I cant pick her in pubs. They cant be trusted
>>
>>144998583
Hard to not get that sweet confirmation bias if most win streaks end with stomps or defeat on hero screen.
>>
>>144998649
Lucio doesn't have legs
>>
>>144998680
Kill yourself retard
>>
File: fuck this.png (997KB, 510x1422px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
fuck this.png
997KB, 510x1422px
>>144998356
D.Va is this game's TF2 Spy. In the highest levels of play she's worthless and doesn't do anything another class can't do better.

Against an uncoordinated team of pubs though she will fucking murder everyone and not only will the other team lose, they will have no idea why they are losing. D.Va's usefulness is directly related to how bad your opponents are.

Sometimes you want to just go pubstomp with a Spy for a while and get those sick backstabs, it doesn't matter if the "pros" play him in 6v6 or whatever. Sometimes you want to carve a hole through the enemy team with D.Va, it doesn't matter what place she is on some tier list somewhere.
>>
Le competitive meta cancer is already spreading around
prepare to enjoy your games with two healers two tanks two offense/defense heroes

let's thank esports for ruining yet another game
>>
File: tracerball.jpg (26KB, 336x318px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
tracerball.jpg
26KB, 336x318px
>>144998654

If you weren't from /v/ it wouldn't be such a sore spot for you. Anyone else would just ignore it
>>
>>144998538
>accident
>believing ondore's lies
>>
>>144998728
people would go spy sometimes for medic pick in pro play during stalemates near last point

back when i watched it anyway
>>
>>144998649
Lucio removed his legs because "whitey has legz, and dey be raycis".
He wants to be as far removed from his white oppressors as possible.
>>
>>144997257
from where?
>>144997354
how? i couldn't find anything on b.net
>>
>>144997810
>Look mom I can point and click with the single most broken hero in the game

Kill yourself slavshit
>>
So, is Overwatch a legit Superhero team or are they moreso just Peacekeepers?
>>
>>144998723

??
>>
>>144998589
Better than the S76 I saw.
>>
>>144994167
She's a doctor, he's a bad boy and she wants to fix him

It makes sense bruh
>>
>>144998538
>solder "wa happen" 76
>>
>>144998713

or a dick
>>
File: 258 - FNbPVYQ.jpg (78KB, 1080x1209px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
258 - FNbPVYQ.jpg
78KB, 1080x1209px
>half the team try to camp the enemy spaw
>the all die instantly
>point gets rolled 3v6
>second point gets rolled because they all have ults now

Please stop going to the spawn at the start of matches
>>
>>144998649
Did you ever play Jet Set Radio? Think that, but more realistic so it takes up his whole leg to work so he won't break his knee when he tries to grind with his jet feet.
>>
>>144998260
http://mygamestudio.x.fc2.com/bukkake/
>>
File: file.png (36KB, 231x93px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
file.png
36KB, 231x93px
>>144998408
>>
Zenyatta needs
>+25 HP
>+0.5 seconds added before orbs return
>speed boost when an orb is active
>>
File: 1432167737820.jpg (2MB, 5000x5000px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1432167737820.jpg
2MB, 5000x5000px
> random with scrubs
> be good
> suck every ulti solo
> still lose

Is there anythgin more rage inducing?
>>
>>144998517
Medics are obliged to help anyone hurt on the field of battle, friend or foe.
>>
>Game starts.
>Hanso says something about dead bodies of enemies showing up in a river.

So why isn't Hanso the edgelord instead of Reaper?
>>
>>144998738

sound a lot better than my current teams of hanzo, widow, reaper, genji, wildcard
>>
>Haven't touched quick play since this week's brawl started

It actually made me realize I'm not that bad as Tracer as I initially thought
>>
>>144994167
>opposed to violence
>bitched about overwatch because it was too much like a military
>only support with an actual gun
>>
>>144998738
I hope we execute all e-sports fans one day for ruining gaming

I can't just join a shooter anymore without some fucking asshole talking about how my hero is Tier 3 and I should really play this Tier 1 healer if I want to win

Go fuck yourself, I want to shoot a gun at other people with guns who are trying to shoot me, get your League of Legends faggot shit out of here
>>
>>144998916
Stop being so bad and you won't get matched with those kind of retards.
>>
>>144998318
Don't listen to the idiots who think they're ACTUALLY Reyes and Morrison, it's impossible. They died in that explosion!
>>
HELDEN STERBEN NICHT

HEROES NEVER DIE

EIYUU WA SHINASENAI
>>
>>144995360
I believe this is secretly bait to get people to give you their quality tracer art, but I actually think the lewd stuff is mostly bad anyway, it can be kinda gross
>>
>>144994189
I'm stumped
>>
>>144999009
I think it'd be neat if they made his harmony/discord orbs either deduct from his max ammo or work off a second ammo pool like Symmetra's turrets so he can have more than one out and have to think about what the team actually needs.
>>
>>144999017
I haven't fucking won a game since three days ago.. this game is seriously bullshit
>>
>>144999157

almost all of it is super gross
>>
>be the only one attempting to push cart
>there is a Reinhardt on our team
>>
File: 1461071157317.jpg (108KB, 600x535px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1461071157317.jpg
108KB, 600x535px
So i think I have a pretty good understanding on overwatches lore, but why are they fighting each other? Like that part doesn't make sense. Why not go fight like Talon or omnics or something. I mean I get there wouldnt be a game if they weren't fighing each other but
>>
>open up three loot boxes
>five duplicate items

Ah I see I've reach the "lets never give them new stuff so they buy out lottery tickets" level of the game.
>>
>>144999162
Basically reaper during pugs where my team gets stomped by the opposing team.
>>
>Play with 5 friends
>4 of them are terrible
>Lose 12 games in a row
>>
>>144998685
>improve and escape current MMR bracket
>hit new bracket
>get shit on until improvement occurs

I see nothing wrong with this.
>>
>>144999272
Because video games?? It would be boring if the gameplay was only fighting against AI the entire time
>>
File: 1452836226413.jpg (32KB, 553x674px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1452836226413.jpg
32KB, 553x674px
>>144993337
nigga she kawaii as fuck.
>>
>>144999041
>Mei
>incapacitate enemies
>proceed to shoot them in the head
>they have to watch and feel everything

So why isn't Mei the edgelord instead of Reaper?
>>
>level 170 mercy with imp skin called pomf that did nothing but hump a level 130 reinhardt buttbuddy accomplishing nothing

If you're here please kill yourself you neckbeard piece of shit
>>
>>144998757
wow you have beat me with such unquestionable logic congrats
>>
>>144999017
obsession ultis are the worst, agree
>>
>>144999041
Reaper said "I'll feast on their souls" sometimes after respawning. If that's isn't edgy I don't know what is.
>>
>>144999356
She is
>>
>>144999157
That picture is as cute as fuck.
>>
>>144999356
thisx100

Mei is a sociopath who pretends to be cute and actually hates everything and wants to freeze the entire world. "The world is worth fighting for!" - Mei
>>
File: why.jpg (23KB, 288x499px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
why.jpg
23KB, 288x499px
>>144999378
>lv 170
>still shit at the game

Oh my fuck.
>>
I didn't care for Mercy, but I didn't realize how much fun Lucio could be. The ult is such a beautiful cockblock/push.

Looking forward to getting the hang of wall riding on various maps.
>>
>>144993127
get it senpai
>>
File: 1462762666458.png (130KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1462762666458.png
130KB, 320x240px
I really want to get good with Hanzo, but he's nothing like a huntsman sniper
can someone here who's good give me their mouse settings, both in game and out of the game?
>>
>>144999467
To be fair, he does literally eat souls.
>>
>>144999548
More like the world is worth freezing
>>
>>144993820
>you will never grab a handful of Mei's fat
>you will never oink at her and call her a fat little piggy
>>
>>144999115
Leaguefag should be shot in the street desu
they want to bring their stale as shit meta in this game as well because of LE PRO DO IT XD
>>
>>144999378
>level 100+ premades struggling versus low 30+ low levels

bet they were just having fun amirite xdd
>>
>>144999009
Zenyatta needs
>widowmaker nerfs
>>
>nerf mccree (m2 does 50% damage)
>nerf widowmaker (75% damage, +0.50s charge speed)
>nerf hanzo (0.5 seconds more between firing to avoid spamming childrens)
>buff Zeny's hp +50

Do this and you remove 99% of the shitters that are currently farming too fast in this game.
>>
>>144999321
The problem is it's not you explicitly getting shit on.
If you start losing games but still get your gold medals, then there is a problem.
>>
>>144999556
I suck shit at aiming because I very rarely play FPS. I will be 150 and still be shit at this.
>>
>>144999285
>One box has three duplicates

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
File: Snaps.26.jpg (918KB, 1832x1056px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Snaps.26.jpg
918KB, 1832x1056px
>tfw you carry your team as Reinhardt.
Fair enough, I must have been matches with shitters, since I got gold in everything except healing done and managed to predict most movements for my charges to hit. But it feels good when you actually manage to outperform the enemy team throughout the match.
>>
>>144999556

mercy player
skill

pick one
>>
File: 3 Lucios.webm (1004KB, 600x338px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
3 Lucios.webm
1004KB, 600x338px
>>144992724
>Stop playing Lucio anon!
You can't make me.
>>
>>144999736
>>
>>144999665
But nerfing Widow so she does less than 150 with a charged body shot is a fairly substantial indirect buff to tracer, which she absolutely does not need.
>>
>>144999548
>>
File: fuck my life.gif (459KB, 384x288px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
fuck my life.gif
459KB, 384x288px
>>144999210
I know right? It isnt just me?!? I have played so far about 400+ games and havent even won 200 of those. I dont know what it is but i guess im just unlucky.
>>
File: file.png (533KB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
file.png
533KB, 1200x800px
Why do people think Tracer is a boy? Like she doesn't even look remotely masculine.

I don't even like her but still.
>>
the fact mccree is even allowed to exist is a complete joke and a failure of the balancing team in itself

>god tier at long range
>god tier at mid range
>god tier at short range
>can't be dueled

pretty fucking epic weaknesses you got there X D
>>
>>144999561
>I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
>LET'S DROP THE BEAT

Fuck you, rollernigga.
>>
>>144999689
hanzo is already terrible against coordinated teams since WM fills every role he does, he only pubstomps because of arrow hitboxes

he is the last fucking character on the roster to need a nerf (besides DVa)
>>
>>144999689
this desu
>>
>>144999315
>Play with 5 friends
>1 good
>2 decent
>2 completely shit
>one guy thinks Hanzo's ult is the most OP thing in the game
>Get stumped by actually organized teams constantly
>Start playing more with pubs
>Random fucking people are more organized than my group of friends
>Actually fun and even matches

I'm going to miss my 20% exp boost...
>>
>>144999809

lmao that douche patch

>>144999824

i'm completely open to nerfing tracer at the same time
>>
File: 1465070840527.jpg (22KB, 360x328px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1465070840527.jpg
22KB, 360x328px
>all these people calling heroes "champs"
>>
>>144999870
Blizzard cannot into multiplayer design. Why are you even surprised?
>>
>>144999865

Tracer is my husband
>>
>>144999851
O M G HE SAID EZ XD
LE REPORTERINO

I swear if Leagueshitters will start crying in quick play because we don't pick LE TWO TANKS TWO SUPPORTS LIKE LE PRO I'll be one salty fuck
>>
File: 1442048412480.jpg (101KB, 500x503px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1442048412480.jpg
101KB, 500x503px
>>144993789
>>144993487
le ebin trolleying bro xDD
>>
File: 158 - FNbPVYQ.jpg (106KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
158 - FNbPVYQ.jpg
106KB, 640x640px
>>144999865
Happens to girls with short hair and slim frames a lot
>>
>>144999272
There's some deep shit in it. Like i know on King's Row, supposedly the attacking team is delivering an EMP bomb to kill some hidden Omnics underground.
>>
File: 1lVy3nX[1].jpg (468KB, 2560x1050px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1lVy3nX[1].jpg
468KB, 2560x1050px
>>144999951
>all these people calling characters "heroes"
>>
>pick Reaper/76/Reinhardt/anything
>no healer on team
>30 seconds in-game
>still no healer
>forced to play mercy/lucio
FUCK THIS SHIT. MERCY IS MY MOST PLAYED NOT BECAUSE I WANT TO BUT BECAUSE I'M FORCED TO
>>
>>144999951
>>145000032

everyone knows the proper term is "toon"

>>145000000

just curious what this one is
>>
>>144999548

She killed her team at the station. There was no "miraculous survival", she actually murdered them so that no one could reveal her true nature

The entire character of Mei is fake, and she'll end up being related to evil mastermind Liao
>>
>>144999689
>nerf widow's damage and increase zen's HP by 50
????
>>
>>144994764
she admits herself that she's a bad loser
she might have broken some controllers and rage-quitted a few times
>>
Competive mode when?
>>
>>145000053
Give up your earthly desires for imaginary numbers and play Zenyatta
>>
>>144999865
>unironically not realising that reaper is a parody
>hating based 76
what did you expect from the faggot who made this pic
>>
>>145000053

You don't need a healer every single game.
>>
>>145000053
>everyone picks their characters, except for a healer
>last person just sits and waits there, then pick Symmetra
>We're on attack

JUST
>>
>>144999809
>>
>only legendary drops are coins and one Roadhog skin (love the skin but god damn)
>Get tons of duplicates
>sitting at 990 coins
>4 levels of no dupes and some really basic tags

This is the greatest cocktease
>>
File: feels bad frog ugh.jpg (14KB, 251x242px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
feels bad frog ugh.jpg
14KB, 251x242px
>>145000032
>"CHARACTERS NEVER DIE!"
>>
>>144999272
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DreamMatchGame

the matches aren't canon
>>
>>144999891
>It's hiiiigh n-
>LET'S BREAK IT DOWN!

>Justi-
>LET'S BREAK IT DOWN!

>FIRE IN THE HOLE!
>*wait*
>LET'S BREAK IT DOWN!
>>
>>144999950
>i'm completely open to nerfing tracer at the same time
Well that's fine, then. How much does Pharah missile do with a direct hit? 125? How about we drop Tracer to that and also drop a charged body shot to that, but keep Zen's health the same?
>>
>>144999998
stay mad fag lmao
>>
File: 1463590685237.jpg (258KB, 996x1790px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1463590685237.jpg
258KB, 996x1790px
>>145000178
>she admits herself that she's a bad loser

that's zarya
>oof. i am not a good loser
>>
>>144997121
>Several Reapers/Widowmakers on your/enemy team

Just fuck that, fuck that so much
>>
>>144999865
they don't, it's just a go-to quip for unoriginal idiots. You know in elementary school where there was one little thing off about some kid, and he got infinite amounts of shit for it, even though it really wasn't a big deal? Like calling someone "four eyes" doesnt really mean you hate glasses, it means you hate that person.

"tracer looks like a boy" is just "I dont like tracer/overwatch". She clearly has hips and tits and an extremely feminine face.
>>
File: 1315914775250.jpg (54KB, 289x275px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1315914775250.jpg
54KB, 289x275px
>>144999504
>A team of premade beats us
>GG EZ LOL
>Volskaya def next
>Proceed to ult them as mei, saying hello and icicle them all in the head
>gg ez
>they rage in chat
feels good
>>
>>144994541

>success

I thought I was [email protected], then I found out eliminations include both kills and assists, so you get a good KDR just by tagging enemies; you're not really doing anything of value.
>>
>>145000018
>zenyatta why are you killing your fellow omnics?
>Z:...dead to the unbelievers
>>
>>145000053
What the hell sort of shitters do you play with? I'm always struggling to get Mercy playtime since so many people insta-lock supports.
>>
>>145000330
>rule 63 Zarya

muh dick.
>>
>>144999689
+50hp Zenyatta, make Widowmaker's sniper shots consume all 30 ammo so she needs to reload after every shot.
>>
How do I make Tracer-fags cry? Sick of this little insect.
>>
>>145000316
hahaha umad bro?
TROLLED XDDD
>>
>>145000279

120 on pharah's rockets, jr's grenades and 76's helix

still i'd reduce her damage instead, one-shots are cheap and blinks are too fun to take away
>>
>>144999272
Because the games aren't canon.

Blizzard's writers are lazy hacks.
>>
>>145000501
McCree
>>
>>145000501
WOAH THERE
>>
>>145000330

CUTE
>>
File: aspiring mangaka.webm (2MB, 720x405px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
aspiring mangaka.webm
2MB, 720x405px
>>144999865
>buddy and myself started cracking on s76 and reaper for being edgelords and shit characters
>reaper is now his most played, while soldier is my second most played

Who would have thought.
>>
>>144997121
Match already started and the killfeed shows a lot of our team being slaughtered
Someone picked Bastion
We have two snipers
Somebody picked Tracer
>>
>>144999272
Matches are like important events in the lore revisited. Someone mentioned the EMP bomb in King's row already.
>>
why is zarya so fucking good holy shit
>>
File: LETITRAINBITCHES.gif (215KB, 648x406px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
LETITRAINBITCHES.gif
215KB, 648x406px
>>
>>145000501
le high noon man of fast rolling
>>
>>145000501

widow and mccree are the only viable counters
>>
>>145000501
HOL UP
>>
>>145000564
There's nothing edgelord about 76.
>>
>>145000501
WOAH THERE or DON'T MOVE
>>
>>145000501
Unironically McCree. His intent is to be the anti-flanker so he shits on Genjis and Tracers, so if Blizzard doesn't fuck up too badly, that will work even after the nerf.
>>
>>145000276
Mei's ult you don't even have to break it down for, you can just speed boost most people out of that shit if you can see it coming in time, same with D.va's if there's no immediate hiding places such as a random signpost. Only ult that really seems to get me as Lucio is Zarya's ult and/or Tracer's bomb.
>>
>>144999272

They should have used the America's army approach of the enemy team being reskinned OPFOR.
>>
>Lost to a team with 2 Pharahs and 2 Genjis

I should stop
>>
>>145000651
she takes like 30 seconds to kill roadhog and he 1 shots her. I feel like a good hog can shut her down.
>>
when is Genji a good pick?

what maps?
>>
>>145000501
ayo hol up now

Junkrat's trap.

Roadhog's hook.

Tag her few times and learn to direct hit noobtube with Soldier.
>>
>>145000625
>want to play Junkrat
>don't realize I'm just charging up the enemy Zarya and letting her kill everyone until it's too late
>>
>>144997751
>Overtime
>Slowly ticking down because most of team got wiped
>A lone hanzo is literally inches from the control point trying to snipe
>Lose
>>
>>145000630

would you pee on dva? i would
>>
>>144999809
HAHA THEY'RE HAVING FUN MAGGLE!
>>
>>145000709
inb4 blizzard fucks it up so he suffers roadhog's problem with small characters, that is RNG spread can fuck you over sometimes.
>>
>>144997121
All of one hero could be fun, even if you lose.

2 or more of hanzo and/or genji
>>
>>145000607
And Watchpoint Gibralter (or whatever) is pretty obvious with it.

The chalkboard says something like "Winston's to-do list: Launch satellite, triangulate signal, reactivate Overwatch Agents." It's clearly supposed to be Winston fighting to get the satellite in orbit while the bad guys try and stop him.
>>
>>145000686
I thought he was because of the white hair. Mind this was quite early before the game was playable for me.

I blame another buddy for uniconically liking characters like pic related and ruining him for me before I got to know him.
>>
>Tracer's cute, fuckable little mouth
>>
Do people actually take Reaper seriously? He is so obviously an over the top turbo edgelord
>>
>>145000757

hog's a joke and a liability. might as well list torb

>>145000835

use his disgustingly powerful primary fire you shitter it's already better than fan against tracers
>>
>>145000835
He still has his left click. Stun does damage and left click at heads in close range does 140.
>>
>>145000925
Just want to fill it with my splooge in it 2bh
>>
>>145000941
Anybody who doesn't have autism realises that he's supposed to be a joke
>>
>>145000775
In my experience, Genjis are usually good or bad based on enemy heroes instead of the map.
>>
>>145000515
stay mad fag lmao
>>
>>145000925
>>
>>145000032
They can be both.
>>
>>145000941
even the other characters make fun of him
>>
File: cactusluv.png (361KB, 1000x800px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
cactusluv.png
361KB, 1000x800px
>>144997121
>all of one hero
you haven't lived until you joined one of those
I still dream of six Junkrats
just imagine the explosions and chaos everywhere
six tires at the same time
imagine the possibilities!

>or six Symmetras
>all those turrets everywhere!
>>
>>145000757
It can be difficult as Roadhog if the Tracer is good enough, not to mention how inconsistent the hook is at placing high-mobility targets to Roadhog, with Tracer and sometimes even Lucio being placed off to the side or even behind the Roadhog instead of in front.
>>
>>145000053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj8Xpdx60Ws
>>
>>145001079
I love how Winston just BTFO him.
>>
>>145000501
Doc Lunchtime
>>
>>145000783
>Junkrat's trap.
This. Pro tip: Trap + concussion mine is an insta-kill for quite a few characters from anywhere on the map. Set it up at common pathways and you'll usually get a kill or two.
>>
>>145001063
What a time to be alive
>>
File: 1463386554298.png (56KB, 300x404px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1463386554298.png
56KB, 300x404px
>torbjörn on attack
>all his turrets are out in the open and get instagibbed
>doesn't switch
>>
>>145001145

quote it
>>
>>145000775
maps where you can really get behind the enemy and use vertical mobility to your advantage. For this reason he kind of sucks on the last point of attack/defend maps and the end of payloads, unless you get a really good ult off.

He's generally countered by energy weapons, so if the enemy has lots of zarya/winston it's generally not a good idea. He's also pretty bad against torbjorn because his trump card is diving the enemy team with his ult, but an alive turret completely prevents that because you cant dodge its shots and ithas way too much HP to die fast enough.

He's solid against any squishy characters because of the reflect, and he can be a pain for roadhog/dva if he plays correctly, so really just the energy weapon users and torb he hates.

Don't let supreme memers tell you he's actually bad, yes he is a shitter magnet because people want to be ninjas, but he's very useful in the right situation and hands.
>>
Any tips or videos on how to get gud at Tracer?
>>
File: 1447615945918.jpg (133KB, 494x580px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1447615945918.jpg
133KB, 494x580px
>>145001067
Fuck
>>
>>144995306
>chinese slaves didn't paint as well as the prototype
it keeps happening
>>
>>145001246

Go fast
>>
Please help me choose a legendary skin for Pharah in this very short form
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1MIKpXkMDnN0_9L92dCkbOeX287zmuz9Ai2I0K68Zqrg/viewform
(It's 3 questions, 2 options each)
Please ?
>>
File: reapers daughter.png (138KB, 1116x1041px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
reapers daughter.png
138KB, 1116x1041px
>>145001145
and then tracer makes fun of winston
>>
>>145001246
Grab a rifle
Point it to your face
Shoot
>>
Oh you have 30 more wins than losses? Fuck you enjoy playing with beginners while your enemies are suddently mlg pro champions.
>>
>>144997121
>all of one hero

fuck off, this shit is extremely fun
>taking vidya this seriously
>>
>>145001234
Reaper: Oh poor Winston, having to hide so children don't get scared.

Winston: I don't think even children are afraid of you
>>
>>145001213
>torbjörn
>caring about turrets
>>
>>
File: NAME'S MCCREEEEE.png (90KB, 200x293px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
NAME'S MCCREEEEE.png
90KB, 200x293px
post em
>>
File: 1463443517036.jpg (199KB, 672x672px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1463443517036.jpg
199KB, 672x672px
>5/6 people pick reaper in the weekly brawl
>we all spawn as reaper
>>
>lose

Forced 50 really getting me today, huh?
>>
File: 1462911587698.png (956KB, 1200x939px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1462911587698.png
956KB, 1200x939px
>>145001336
I think the matchmaking is still all over the place and not settling down yet

Reminder ranked play is going to use the same matchmaking with no solo queue
>>
>Save Soldier from Hogman hook by quickly headshotting him dead
>Soldier gives a thanks

Feels good
>>
>>145001295
>>
>>145001234

Reaper: Poor winston. Forced to hide so he doesn't scare the children

Winston: I don't think even children are afraid or you
>>
>>145001059
SO MAD XDD
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO LMAO
>>
>>144995306
wtf I can't cum on this
>>
>>145001397
team bab r34 when?
>>
>>145001370

oh yeah that's a good one
>>
>Convince my team to all go Reinhardt
>At russian industries
>we end of just wrecking them on the first point of the map
>we can't push through on the second point.

We lost, but it was fun as shit.
>>
File: 1465416503877.jpg (18KB, 342x372px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1465416503877.jpg
18KB, 342x372px
>>144999615
Please
>>
File: Untitled79.png (2MB, 1233x1079px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Untitled79.png
2MB, 1233x1079px
>>145000925
>Not D.Va making the perfect loli throatfuck-tunnel.
>>
File: FUCK.png (43KB, 357x215px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
FUCK.png
43KB, 357x215px
HOLLYWOODS FIRST POINT IS BEYOND FUCKING

FUCKING TERRIBLE DESIGN HOLY FUCK

PICK SYMMETRA, TORBJORN AND WIDOW ON DEFENSE AND

IT
IS
IMPOSSIBLE
TO
LOSE
>>
File: 1406223570594.png (194KB, 426x341px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1406223570594.png
194KB, 426x341px
>>145001213
>double torb on koth map
>they cap first
and this is how I will become a junkrat main
>>
>>144995306
Tracer = amputee confirmed
>>
File: clown-play.webm (2MB, 852x480px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
clown-play.webm
2MB, 852x480px
>>144999796
You can do a lot with Mercy, people just choose not to because HERPDERP MY TEAMMATES WILL DO DMG FOR ME
>>
File: 1433189359992.jpg (15KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1433189359992.jpg
15KB, 300x300px
>>145001490
Please anon, I only just fapped
>>
Mei seems so warm and comfy, I want to cuddle with her during a winter storm
>>
>>145001509
stay mad fag lmao
>>
>>145001613
There realy need to be a few more heroes with vertical mobility. I feel like they almost wanted to make it a vertical game and then forgot halfway through.
>>
File: 1393563320394.jpg (80KB, 548x538px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1393563320394.jpg
80KB, 548x538px
>tfw you find a team of pubs that just naturally work together
>as rounds change they also naturally change roles so that everyone gets to play a bit of everything
>we win 5 games in a row before I leave

it was so fucking fun

so fucking good

a shame this moment will be lost in time, like shitters in the rain
>>
i dont care if pharah isn't that strong, she's a cancerous sack of shit that takes 10 times less aim to kill with than to actually kill her
>>
>>145000389
>always get MVP
You don't get on fire from just tagging people
>>
File: 1444426783345.jpg (6KB, 259x194px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1444426783345.jpg
6KB, 259x194px
>>145001613
>Genji and D.Va while the rest of your team and widow camp behind a Reindhart
Wow so hard to beat :)))))))))))))))
>>
File: gorilla_bday_6[1].jpg (54KB, 615x453px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
gorilla_bday_6[1].jpg
54KB, 615x453px
>My face when Shitter D.Va's run from me with their defense matrix up.

When will they learn?
>>
>>145001676

yeah mercy is immensely powerful and has lots of room for good play

she's just played exclusively by inbred cretin faggots
>>
>>145001571

>tfw no truLOLI character
>>
File: 1464765484977.jpg (197KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1464765484977.jpg
197KB, 1024x1024px
>>145001691

I still think you want more
>>
>>145001746

>warm and comfy

I think you mean fat
>>
>>145001613
Not if you have any sort of team coordination whatsoever.

But that never happens.
>>
File: gibraltar_001.jpg (32KB, 690x391px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
gibraltar_001.jpg
32KB, 690x391px
Heh, just steamrolled some noobteam on Gibraltar. Match finished in 3:08. I wonder how fast you could theoretically get the payload home?

Also, anyone else having problems recording this game? I use OBS, but for some reason it only works half the time, if even that. Other games work fine with it, but not Overwatch, for some reason...
>>
Out of all the hero's which ones makes your dick the hardest?
>>
>>145001746
Has she been shipped with Zarya yet? I remember one warmup quote of her asking how Zarya stays in shape and then Zarya says she'll tell her if Mei gives her her jacket. I bet they snuggle up like big fluffy siberian bears in cold winter storms to stay warm.
>>
>>145001794
Just go Widowmaker, McCree or Soldier.
You instantly trivialize most Pharahs.
>>
>>145001640
>play support
>enemy has 2 torbs, 1 bastion, reinhardt, mercy and someone else
>ask if someone would switch to explosives, no one does
>switch to junkrat myself, wreck shit
>'wtf why u stopped healing noob'
>>
>>144997436
>shoot them square in the face
there's your problem, aim for tower torso
>>
>>145001957

My dick doesn't get hard.
>>
>>144999809
AWWWWW OVERWATCH GENERAL

DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR

CLAP FOR YOUR TIER 1 SUPPORT AND FEEEEEEEL THE POWWWWEEEEER

IT'S LUCIO, YES IT IS
>>
POST MERCY
>>
>>145001793
>we win 5 games in a row
>staying with a winning group of soloques for 5 games
Lucky bastard. I've only gotten to 3 before the matchmaking decided we were too much of a good thing and exploded the room
>>
File: 1462971434818.jpg (54KB, 419x750px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1462971434818.jpg
54KB, 419x750px
>>145001869
Fuck sake mate

>>145001957
Tracer
>>
>>145001957
Traceranon
>>
>>145001946
anyone would be good if they have mercy pocketing their tryhard ass
>>
>>145001946

overwatch uses some unusual renderer, so that's probably what's tripping your program up
>>
>>145001670
Why does almost nobody in this game have all of their fucking limbs?
>>
>>144998649
Look like prosthetics to me senpai
>>
>>145001957
HOL' UP NOW
>>
>>145001793
You know the social tab lists recent players, right? You could lose your autism and add them.
>>
File: image.png (333KB, 357x346px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.png
333KB, 357x346px
>PotG as Winston
>Me and a Rein who were on the same wavelength wipe the entire enemy team by knocking them off cliffs with charge/enrage the second they leave spawn
>mfw the hate mail

Winston is too much fun against shitty teams.

First was someone who accused me of hacking when I went all gold with 34 kills as S76
>>
>>145002073
fuck off with this shit
>>
File: UntterDespair.jpg (114KB, 624x468px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
UntterDespair.jpg
114KB, 624x468px
>it's a Tracer does nothing but bullying Zenyatta episode
>>
>>145002041
Best spray.
>>
>coming home from work
>excited to play more Reaper
>hit more red lights than usual

Forced 50, amIrite?
>>
File: 1463440688344.jpg (225KB, 782x1200px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1463440688344.jpg
225KB, 782x1200px
>>145001957
>>
>>145002153
Discord, headshot and kick.
>>
>>145002083
Perhaps, but since it works SOME of the time, I'm puzzled. Is my CPU a bottleneck? I only have i5 @ 4GHZ, or something.
>>
File: 1463939381374.png (602KB, 800x1633px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1463939381374.png
602KB, 800x1633px
>>145001957
cuntboy tracer
>>
>>145002072
Last one for now
>>
>>145001746
I bet the inside of her vagina is extremely warm.
>>
File: 1447511635433.jpg (23KB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1447511635433.jpg
23KB, 320x320px
>1hp left. Run for a health kit.

>S76 swooces in and snags it with like 1hp missing.

>he drops a health field for me anyway

Thanks CoD dad.
>>
File: 1464898493278.jpg (581KB, 910x1287px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1464898493278.jpg
581KB, 910x1287px
>>145002052
>>
>>144999272
Maybe Overwatch vs Blackwatch?
Blackwatch has the same agents as Overwatch.
>>
File: 1463288400368.png (746KB, 977x516px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1463288400368.png
746KB, 977x516px
>>145002178
No.
These are the best spray.
>>
>>145002268
I doubt it, this game is gpu bound, fully multithreaded and light on the cpu by comparison
>>
>>145002263
I'm not that good yet, but I'm getting there
>>
File: 1328778499126.gif (2MB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1328778499126.gif
2MB, 200x200px
>>145002087
Because Overwatch is the Paralympics of shooters.
>>
>>145002374
Where's the image m8?
>>
>>145001957
Mercy

I just want a motherly wife but no kids
>>
Can I just once have a Widow on my team who's not absolutely fucking blind?
>>
>>145001676
>terrible aim
>not even holding left click
why did you post this shit?
>>
>>145002153
>fire orbs at head level in most likely direction
>receive kill because they're too thirsty to recall
>>
File: 1393565334495.jpg (278KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1393565334495.jpg
278KB, 1920x1080px
>be mercy
>hear the faint sound of smoke and cloaks moving in the wind behind me
>>
File: lowestsettings.jpg (44KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
lowestsettings.jpg
44KB, 1280x720px
Who bad graphics here?
>>
>>145002268
>asks if his CPU's performance is the problem
>includes 0 information relevant for telling his CPU performance
>>
>>145002415

SCHUTZSTAFFEL skin when?
>>
File: 2phan.png (198KB, 797x722px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
2phan.png
198KB, 797x722px
>>145002087
>almost nobody have all of their fucking limbs
>21 characters
>4 with cybernetic replacement limbs
>almost nobody
you're exaggerating
>>
>>145001971
widowmaker, mccree and soldier need much better aim to kill pharah than pharah needs to kill them

that's the entire point
she's one of the most braindead heroes in the game

inb4 MUH QUAKE XD EVERYTHING WITH ROCKETS IS QUAKE
>>
File: 1464297878079.png (2MB, 1409x2531px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1464297878079.png
2MB, 1409x2531px
>>145001957
It's not even close
>>
>healing someone after a skirmish
>both of us are low on health
>they start running for a healthpack despite me healing them
>at 95% health they take the medpack despite me needing it
Okay, thanks.
>>
File: 1464827744090.jpg (647KB, 1169x1600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1464827744090.jpg
647KB, 1169x1600px
>>145002374
>>145002072
forgot pic ofcourse
>>
>>145002481
i'm not blind but instead i can't aim
PICK YOUR POISON!
>>
File: 1314302820450.jpg (81KB, 581x363px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1314302820450.jpg
81KB, 581x363px
>>145002131
I legit got called a hacker with winston one time. They had like genji/tracer/widow/mercy/hanzo, and none would even try to pick something else
>>
>Decide to be cancer and pick Mercy so team thinks we have support
>Only use her pistol
>Gold eliminations

What the hell man.
>>
File: 1465132421455.jpg (160KB, 2067x1602px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1465132421455.jpg
160KB, 2067x1602px
>>145002415
>>145002535
>people STILL think Mercy is German
>>
>>145001676
dat enemy mei saving you though
>>
>>145002581
>widowmaker, mccree and soldier need much better aim to kill pharah than pharah needs to kill them
I mean, you technically aren't wrong, but all 3 of those classes shred her in an instant.
>>
>it's a "Roadhog doesn't stand on the point in Overtime and makes you lose" episode
>>
>be zarya
>say in chat to hanzo that we should coordinate ults
>hanzo ignores me and just ults the point without a black hole
>>
File: 1465190118348.jpg (246KB, 1499x1999px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1465190118348.jpg
246KB, 1499x1999px
>>144995982
Depends on what you mean by "good".
>>
>>145001676
Usually the only reason you get kills as Mercy from med-long distance is your opponent being bad with movement
>>
File: 1465438741822.jpg (93KB, 997x965px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1465438741822.jpg
93KB, 997x965px
>>145001957
Mei.

But I still want to cuddle her afterwards
>>
File: 1465237421955.jpg (86KB, 344x578px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1465237421955.jpg
86KB, 344x578px
>>145002624
Fuck it
>>
File: 711f037b.png (302KB, 400x543px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
711f037b.png
302KB, 400x543px
>when you kill someone with Junkrat's total mayhem
>>
>>145002649
>people still think swiss aren't worse than Nazis
>>
>>145002649
Shadman draws a lot of girls in nazi uniforms no matter where they come from.
>>
>>145002718
Oh man, now I want a greaser skin
>>
>tfw hovering across rooftops with Pharah so nobody hears my footsteps
>landing briefly and hovering again
>ninja blast everyone

What's your super secret tech?
>>
File: reaper the gif.gif (1MB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
reaper the gif.gif
1MB, 480x270px
>mfw people tell me switch off of reaper
>mfw i dont
>>
>>145002706
>It's a YOUR ENTIRE TEAM IS ALIVE AND AROUND THE CART AFTER THEY WIPE THE ENEMY BUT THEY DON'T TOUCH IT DURING OVERTIME SO YOU LOSE
>>
File: Pharah_Raindancer.jpg (55KB, 445x761px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Pharah_Raindancer.jpg
55KB, 445x761px
>>145002649
You realize Pharah's not native American, right?
>>
>>145002706
no, what made you lose is that you werent able to contest the point
>>
File: 3HQyE2R.gif (2MB, 350x299px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
3HQyE2R.gif
2MB, 350x299px
>>145002507
>be Reinhardt
>defending team in a firefight
>hear "Re-positioning" behind
>have to choose between saving our Mercy and potentially letting our team eat shit by dropping shield, or letting her die to save team

I always pick Mercy unless they're shit
>>
>>145002415
If I kill Shadbase will I be doing the world a favor?

Last time I read he made porn about his mother
>>
>>145002841
hide like a little bitch when i have my rez up as mercy so my team gets wiped so i can come in save the day
>>
>>145002868
maybe her dad was.
you don't know
But that is a shitty skin for her.
>>
File: 1464676746031.jpg (1MB, 757x965px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1464676746031.jpg
1MB, 757x965px
>>145002649
is she not?

can someone inform me?
>>
>>144999272
They're bored and doing it for shits and giggles.

It's why Overwatch was disbanded in the first place.
>>
>>145002581
You're not technically wrong, but by your logic you could say that Reinhardt needs less aim to kill you than Pharah does.
You don't even need to look at the player to hit them with your hammer.
>>
>>145002714
Some people are truly retards. It's so satisfying as hanzo to ults in a zharya ult.
>>
>>145002052
>>
what is the best D.Va skin where you can see her ass?
>>
>>145002718
Fuck, I've just realized that Junkrat looks really similar to Kanji from P4
>>
>>145002970
She's Swiss. She even has the flag on her armor which is people think is medic symbol.
>>
>>145002482
mercy's projectile is slower
sorry i'm not MLG for your faggot ass
>>
>>145000330

D.va says

>Im not a good loser
>>
So I was recently forced to play mercy because everyone on my team chose tanks and widowmaker, and I never knew she was so fun.

What skin should I get for her, /owg/?
>>
>>145002649

>SCHWÄIZ
>>
>>145003057
>you sayin' I like dudes, mate?
>>
>>145001571
I do regularly imagine destroying he mech, pulling her out of it and horribly violating her.
>>
>>145002930
you know what, sure

it's probably the best thing you'll ever accomplish anyway
>>
>>145002941
Such is the life in anubis point B in defense.
>>
>>145003086
Demon skins a shit

Valkyries a shit

Just pick a recolor. I like mist and cobalt.
>>
>>145002445
True, it runs really smooth on my machine, always 60fps or more, on highest settings.

>>145002521
What do you even want? Your message had zero content.
>>
>>145002841
> be playing defense
> other team pushing payload
> switch to bastion
> destroy enemy team because they are unprepared for a bastion encounter
> switch back to whoever i was playing
> rinse and repeat
>>
>>145003184
Well you're probably not wrong to be honest
>>
>>145003009
That's true though, Reinhardt probably has the best effort required to reward ratio in the game. A player with 1 hour on Reinhardt plays pretty much the same as one with 50 hours, and is almost as effective.
>>
File: 1393476385162.jpg (72KB, 568x521px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1393476385162.jpg
72KB, 568x521px
>McCree high noons in the very last seconds of the map
>shield up as Zarya
>eat my shot, prevent the others from being fired
>>
>>145002930
I for one find his art obnoxious. All his girls are sameface as shit, and tatted and pierced is fine as long it stays on characters that are tatted and pierced.

Also, dicks and asshole chewing is not even close to my fetish, so i wont miss him.
>>
>>145002649
>>145002970
>>145003060
MOUNTAIN JEW
>>
File: Hakuna Matata.png (681KB, 811x766px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Hakuna Matata.png
681KB, 811x766px
>>145002718
Something along the lines of that. Thanks anon.
>>
File: 1465260405799.png (1MB, 1570x1432px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1465260405799.png
1MB, 1570x1432px
>>145002052
>>
File: image.jpg (185KB, 594x334px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
185KB, 594x334px
Mei is NOT fat!
>>
>>145002218
Underrated post
>>
File: 1465130100027.jpg (361KB, 1600x1121px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1465130100027.jpg
361KB, 1600x1121px
>>145002052
>>
>>145002052
that skin is my favorite
>>
>>145002772
>yfw you catch the entire enemy team around a corner with Rip Tire

>yfw you send half the enemy team flying into the lake at Volskaya right from spawn by properly positioning your mine

Junkrat is the perfect pick if you're looking to seriously ruin someone's mood.
>>
>>145003316
by body blocking him, I mean.
>>
when did you learn to stop worrying and love the forced 50?
>>
>>145003413
Shut up, Lelouch.
>>
>>145003413
Why couldn't she keep her awesome gun?
is it because they decided that Zarya should have it?
>>
>>145002930
>Last time I read he made porn about his mother

It was a Mother's Day gift.
>>
File: 57245290_p0.png (549KB, 645x800px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
57245290_p0.png
549KB, 645x800px
>>145001957
Mei and WHOA THERE!
>>
>>144996851
CATCHPHRASE!
>>
File: lamb.jpg (47KB, 852x854px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
lamb.jpg
47KB, 852x854px
>>145002649
>Swiss Germans aren't Germans
>>
File: 1464874485434.jpg (625KB, 814x1151px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1464874485434.jpg
625KB, 814x1151px
>>145002052
>>
>>145003413
But she's still ugly
>>
>>145003502
Pretty much. Big, heavy gun doesn't really fit her character, and even if it did, Blizzard doesn't seem to like ANY hero overlap.
>>
new bred
>>
File: fuck you faggot.png (112KB, 537x428px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
fuck you faggot.png
112KB, 537x428px
>>
File: Denied.webm (3MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Denied.webm
3MB, 640x360px
I like reinhardt
>>
>>145003731

happy birthday!
>>
>>145003731
ayy
>>
>>145002415
>Nazi
>smoking cigarettes
Holy shit, how can you be this dumb.
>>
>>145003731
haha just like in dota!
>>
File: mercy8.jpg (217KB, 850x1201px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
mercy8.jpg
217KB, 850x1201px
>>145002052
last one for this thread
>>
>>144999321
>Sees nothing wrong with it
Oh I do thought it's you that's the problem
>>
>>145003430

A mech support mite b cool.
>>
>>145002052
>>
>>145003841

right, she should be injecting meth
>>
> Graviton surge causes Zarya RMB to home in on it
Good idea or shit
>>
File: 1465351476213.gif (3MB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1465351476213.gif
3MB, 500x281px
>Love Neon punk Tracer
>Everyone shits on my tastes.
I LIKE WHAT I LIKE OKAY
>>
>>145003993
why?
>>
File: 10333561278.png (563KB, 569x802px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
10333561278.png
563KB, 569x802px
>>145003841
>>
>>145003993
for what purpose? it's not like you can't easily shoot it normally
plus it would stop you from using your mortars for other targets.
>>
>>145003993
Don't think Zarya needs any more buffs, honestly. She's already strong as fuck.
>>
>stub toe on computer chair while playing

Coerced 5x10 man
>>
>>145003993
>aim assist on one of the easiest targets in the entire game
>>
>>145003731
THIS BOMB'S FOR YOU
>>
>>145004041
>>145004094
So you can hook it from corners rather than get eaten up by everyone stuck in it
>>
File: panzerchoc.jpg (39KB, 500x224px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
panzerchoc.jpg
39KB, 500x224px
>>145003983

They tended to eat it.
>>
>>145003086
Green or valk.
>>
>>145004029
It's not as bad as ultraviolet I guess
>>
Please remove Widowmaker from the game already.
>>
>>145004232

just the grunts. the higher-ups injected it directly
>>
Anyone recently started experiencing a crashing error? I've been playing find before, but now the game freezes, plays a harsh buzzing noise and has to be completely switched off at the power source and restarted.

Just started happening today
>>
>>145001946
Your CPU probably sucks.

OBS has a menu option that takes you to their suggestions page on improving performance.
>>
>>145004329

Just counter with Tracer until they switch.
>>
>>145004329
Can't.
I have a plastic cup with her face on it.
She can never be erased.
>>
I've fucking got it

Make FtH come out automatically after a reload roll and ONLY after a reload roll.
>>
>>145004358
Check your temps while the game is running, it pushes gpus hards
>>
>>145004391
Widowmaker can reach places that Tracer cant
>>
>alone on the point in Ilios as Zarya
>finally a team mate shows up
>it's Mei
>my face when

Time to turn this rape into a murder.
>>
File: 50411060.jpg (10KB, 234x250px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
50411060.jpg
10KB, 234x250px
>going to log off for a while until widowmaker gets nerfed

How did this get through beta like this? Everyone knows McCree is bad but Widowmaker has to be the most annoying hero to deal with.
>>
PAGE 8 NEW THREAD NOW REEEEEE
>>
New
>>145004416
>>145004416
>>145004416
>>
>>145004396

A plastic cup with who?
>>
>>145004287
What's wrong with UV?
>>
File: 1465246944321.jpg (382KB, 1180x1280px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1465246944321.jpg
382KB, 1180x1280px
>>145002817
Me too anon, me too. It'd be pretty cool as a Halloween skin.

>>145003057
You're right! I've never noticed or thought about that until you pointed it out.

>>145003374
Personally speaking, I haven't seen very many pictures of Junkrat alone that would be considered good (like the greaser rat picture). Most pictures I have saved are of him & Roadhog looking cartoony as fuck, except for the greaser rat picture & this one.

>inb4 why are they wearing suits?
>>
>>145004378
I've been trawling around their forums, trying out different settings. But I dunno. Really bugs me, because I'd like to make a PotG montage. :/

Hopefully Blizzard adds a save function to the game, so I can try and try to get the videos. Now the replays are always lost when you close the game, which is pretty meh.
>>
>>145004487
I find her pretty easy to kill, to be honest.
>>
>>145001571
Magical Girl D.va skin when?
>>
>>145004591
Post Speccy.
>>
>>145004716
I'm five minutes away from hitting the bed, but thanks for your interest. Maybe I'll post it at some point later.
>>
Why is support so boring in this game
>>
>>145004909
Because there's less positive feedback while you're playing support.
>>
>>145004909
Play lucio and learn to wallride
>>
>>145004909
because you're not a support player. i find supports pretty damn fun in this game.
>>
>>144993916
Whereas I prefer to use supports exclusively. When someone else picks supports and I am forced to offence, then we're lacking in damage because I know ANYBODY else will be more useful with someone who can shit out damage.
>>
>its a no one wants to contest the fucking point cause they're the only one alive episode
GET ON THE GOD DAMN POINT. CONTEST IT AS LONG AS YOU FUCKING CAN
IF YOU CONTEST IT LONG ENOUGH, THE REST OF THE TEAM WILL GET THERE TO BACK YOU UP
tracer?
FUCKING BLINK IN AND OUT TO KEEP THE TIMER UP
mei?
FUCKING ICE BLOCK ON THE FUCKING POINT
anyone else?
GET ON THE FUCKING POINT ANYWAYS
>>
>>145005367
>b-b-but my K/D!
>>
>>144996851
>not "SORRY SORRY SORRY I'M SORRY"
>>
>>145000501
If you just want them to bugger off d.va is pretty good against them. Her meka's guns don't even need to be aimed that accurately, and because of your health pool, Tracer's peashooters can't do shit to you. You can also just ram her if she gets too close.
>>
>>145002515
christ
>>
>>145005447
in an objective based game, k/d means abso-fucking-lutely nothing
go back to cod if you want tdm
>>
>>144995306
ahahahahha
>>
>>145005857
You don't know how meme arrows work do you
>>
>>145003841
just be thankful she doesnt have a dic-oh wait she does cause hes gay as hell but refuses to admit cause lol its not gay if its futa :^)

>>145003330
this guy knows whats wrong with his art (aside from the ass stuff. im an ass man but his stuff is just retarded. literally every pic he does involves some form of assplay
>>
>>145006059
scatter arrow?
yeah i know about it, but i never use it cause i never play hanzo cause i suck at sniping
>>
File: 1463097658331.gif (2MB, 470x437px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1463097658331.gif
2MB, 470x437px
>>145006482
>>
>>145006529
if its not scatter arrow, i honestly have no idea what you're talking about
>>
>>144995453
wait, what? They did?
>>
File: 1462579991455.jpg (7KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1462579991455.jpg
7KB, 250x250px
>>145006623
Green text you newfag, holy fuck. >>145005447
Was being facetious.
>>
>>144996130
Hayseed
>>
File: Mei is Bae.jpg (290KB, 1800x845px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Mei is Bae.jpg
290KB, 1800x845px
>>144993820
I didn't believe Mei was fat either. So I went through her skins and studied her legs. Her thighs are thick, and she's wearing skin tight pants. Her leggings aren't padded with 10cm of wool. She's a chubber and I love her all the more for it.
>>
>>145007219
nah they're padded
>>
>>144999272
According to Blizzard the matches aren't canon and all the lore is in the videos and comics and shit.
>>
>>144999272
but what?
>>
>>144996851
"Have a nice day!"
>>
>>145007219
I bet you think Pharah is an amputee too.

She's canonically skinny, one of her in-game lines is even her talking about how she's wearing so much clothing.
>>
>>145006779
ive been on 4chan for over eight years, ive never once heard greentext referred to as meme arrows
i know. not like people have ever made a response to shit like that before. point still stands. k/d and w/l mean fucking nothing
>>
>>145007882
>ive been on 4chan for over eight years, ive never once heard greentext referred to as meme arrows
There's no need to lie anon.
>>
>>145007882
I know, I was pointing out that the anon you replied to was agreeing with you.
>>
File: 1463459515652.png (640KB, 1280x772px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1463459515652.png
640KB, 1280x772px
>>145002443
so who won?
>>
>>145001585
Holy fuck that Zarya
>>
>>145007342
Padded clothes don't hug your form. See her coat for reference.
>>
>>145008376
yeah they do
>>
File: padded coat.jpg (33KB, 494x516px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
padded coat.jpg
33KB, 494x516px
>>145007556
Why would I think Pharah is an amputee? That's just retarded.

>>145008451
Padded clothes need to be sewn like pic related or the padding will all fall to the bottom. Her pants do not look like this. They are a single piece of fabric, hugging her thick thighs.
>>
>>145003609
No. They're not.
And Swiss German language is not the same as German language.
>>
>>145002868
It does kind of piss me off that the egyptian character gets 2 fucking native american skins while for no reason the buddhist robot gets the egyptian skins
>>
>>145008896
nah
>>
didn't win a single game in the session I just had

jesus christ how do you deal with this defeated state?
>>
File: overwatch-mei.jpg (217KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
overwatch-mei.jpg
217KB, 1920x1080px
>>145009557
Yeh
>>
>>145009062
yeah they are
>>
>>145009653
>Leave queue
>Play one round of Arcade
>Re-queue so you're not playing with the same losers.
>>
>>145009675
That gun looks so much better
>>
>>145009675
nah
>>
>>145000220
That was me.
>>
>>145003940
What would it do? Place healing turrets?
Thread replies: 862
Thread images: 218
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y / ] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
If a post contains illegal content, please click on its [Report] button and follow the instructions.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need information for a Poster - you need to contact them.
This website shows only archived content and is not affiliated with 4chan in any way.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoin at 1XVgDnu36zCj97gLdeSwHMdiJaBkqhtMK