>BIGGEST HACK OF THE HISTORY
Watch doges
>Execute the biggest hack of the history
So the game was written by a 10 year old?
>>340433839
>DedSec
>not LizardSquad
Inclusive main character included
>>340433839
surely you will get the karkland
HACK THE PLANET
>>340433839
>Execute the biggest hack in the history
Yves Guillemot is the villain, Confirmed.
>>340434281
You don't even know.
Who the fuck wanted watch dogs 2? Is this typical ubisoft bullshit where they're halfway through making the second game by the time the first one comes out?
>>340434705
Watch dogs 2 was made to spite all the goobinggraters who didn't like watch dogs 1.
pol
>>340433839
We have to execute Todd Howard?
>>340433839
>biggest hack of the history
They're going to have to work hard to beat Kojima and Sakurai.
>>340435075
Huh, Shigeru will be hard to beat.
>>340434705
the faggots who preordered it
>>340435137
kek
>>340435154
10/10
>>340435263
DELETE THIS!!!!
>>340433839
Ubisoft are getting very self referential
They're TRASHING our rights, man! They're TRASHING the flow of data! They're TRASHING! TRASHING! TRASHING! HACK THE PLANET! HACK THE PLANET!
>>340433839
The biggest hack would be to go into the actual game code and recode it yourself so it's not a fucking crashfest and you could actually play the fucking game
>>340433839
thats not miazaki with forced-meme souls
>Game is all about hacking
>All you have to do is walk up to an object and hold the flashing button
>>340433839
>a game about killing George Lucas
How did they allow this?
can't wait for hack le goberment plot :^)
>>340435703
it has a hack the corporations with your buddies plot
>>340433839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drJWxMLrpE0
>>340435638
He signed away his life.
>>340433839
It's a hack alright, but not the kind of hack it's implying...
>nigger protag
no thanks
>>340433839
>Now You See Me 2: Nerdier Edition
>>340435201
dis
>>340433839
>>340433839
>ubicocks
Hack the Hackjima
can we tag it with nigger?
>>340434280
kill yourself frogfucker
>>340436207
I tried already, it just censors it. I'm using "BLACKED"
>>340435385
offtopic but can you post the crying xbox meme ?
This is effectively white genocide. WAKE UP SHEEPLE. TAKE THE REDPILL SHEEPLE.
*smacks lips*
AYO HOL UP
WE WUZ HACKERS N SHIEET?
>>340436284
Why are you so obsessed with black dicks?
>>340436389
>What if
>>340436429
>>>340435990
Help a brotha out yo
I think it's terrible that children of today are being taught it's O.K. to hack through videogames.
>>340436529
awww sheeit, they deleted my thread but if we get this to happen we can cause some major SJW booty blastin
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>>340433839
So we play some assassin/executioner?
Sounds better than the first one.
>whites are being outbred by muslims in europe
>will indefinitely be a minority in the US if trump doesn't win
>whites on 4chan will solve this problem by complaining about niggers in videogames
lmao
rip white people
>>340436643
>epic raid xD
Back to /b/.
What did they mean by this?
>>340436736
Minorities are a problem that solve themselves anon, since they cannot keep society running.
>Half of /v/ will be covered with another garbage Western game with /pol/ crossposters everywhere.
>>340436736
>rip white people
and rip everyone else because whites are the only ones that do anything
>>340436828
Yep. Wait until this game is a week away from release.
>>340436828
>he mains /v/
get the fuck out of here like I did
>>340433839
They should just go 100% camp with this instead of trying to be all serious and doing social commentary
have the characters use hack every conversation, make them fight evildevil.inc the big bad corporation that wants to hack everything in the world for bad reasons.
>>340436809
I am now a #Cruzmissile
>mfw I actually pirated and slogged through the whole first game
>mfw thanks to based denuvo I will be saved from doing the same mistake twice
>Hack of the history
>>340433839
Why the hackers in this game looks sooo ``cool´´?
Real hackers are fat and dont wear fancy clothes.
>San Francisco
Of all the fucking places in the world they pick the worst one
>>340437027
but.. that's exactly what they are doing
I'm guessing you haven't watched the reveal?
>>340436992
Where do I go? I don't like /jp/, /vg/ or /vr/ for game discussion.
>>340436887
>>340436826
>mfw /pol/tards are this easy to trigger
>>340436828
Give me source my man, does she gets fucked good?
>>340436826
>>340436887
you guys better get to work saving society then :^)
>>340434705
loads of people preordered wd and it sold prepackaged with a lot of consoles
it did well despite being panned
>>340437185
>anyone that defends white people
>/pol/
2016, everybody
>You play as a young black hipster hacktivist
Holy fuck they really didnt want this game to sell did they?
>>340434591
>A black guy, tranny, and faggoty hpister
>All who in the real world would almost more then likely never even be able to do as much as code a simple hello world program
>This is seen as somehow being realistic
Stupid Ubisoft.
do reflections work this time?
>>340437284
>he's still triggered
>>340437418
What's wrong? Black Lives Matter is what's cool and hip these days, right?
>>340436671
what
>>340433839
YOU CAN NOW PARKOUR. THEY LITERALLY COPYPASTED THE PARKOUR ELEMENT FROM AC. HAHAHAHAH
>>340436030
Here we have neo/v/ in the flesh, don't get too close or you could scare it away
>>340437517
>u mad bro
great post
>>340437171
I did and it doesn't feel like that at all. atleast not to me
It just looks like Ubi is trying to be hip, cool and topical instead of fun and jokey
POST PEOPLE HACKING THINGS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7Hn1rPQouU
Did that nigger just unironically use the word "lulzy" in the year 2016?
>hack history
>make Egyptian kings black
>>340435263
>>340437830
Even when capeshit comics used that term it was already extremely old.
Watch Dogs 1 was full of shitty epig internet maymays so this doesn't surprise me.
>black hacker
Should have made it a black female hacker for even less realism.
WE
>>340437635
>still triggered
>he uses a billiard ball on a string as a weapon
really? why?
>>340437457
I'm Bernie sanders and I approve this game!
>>340437180
/m/ or /k/
>Games are pandering to blacks and shoehorning them into video games left and right
>''WHY ARE THESE FUCKING POLFAGS HERE GODDAMN WHY???''
>another overated triple AAA garbage western game that /v/ won't shut the fuck up for months and months
We still have 10+ Overwatch threads at all time and now this.
>>340438014
should've been female, literally nothing likeable about male blacks
>>340433839
>execute the biggest hack of the history
I don't like Chris Metzen but that doesn't mean he deserves to be murdered.
>>340438362
I really want a japanese /v/ now.
>>340438014
>>340438014
There are black hackers, though.
>>340438380
fuckin savage
Where did Aiden go off to?
I can't wait for E3.
>>340438345
>if a character isn't white it's shoehorning
pol/v/, everyone.
>>340438187
>Retarded unrealistic socialist shilling for a retarded unrealistic game
That actually makes sense senpai.
>>340433839
This is a videogame about the creation of Mighty No. 9?
>Say nigger on 4chan 2003
>''lol''
>Say nigger on 4chan in 2008
>''Yeah I hate sony too''
>Say Nigger on 4chan in 2012
>''le epig trul dood xD''
>Say Nigger on 4chan in 2016
>*GASP* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! FUCKING RACIST CIS SCUM GO BACK TO /pol/
?????? Was 4chan always /pol/?
>>340438594
to shoot more canadians and hentai enthusiasts
>>340433839
kojima?
>>340438379
Would /v/ be less angry about a female than a black guy?
I actually think blacks might be a bigger trigger
>>340438638
>it's not shoehorning when virtually every 'progressive' company is doing it at the same time
>>340434705
They said before Watch Dogs came out that Watch Dogs 2 was definitely going to happen, no matter how well or poorly the first one did. It was in their contract or something. Honestly Watch Dogs was pretty decent, the main problem was people expected it to be something totally different from what it actually was, and they blamed their made-up expectations on the game.
>>340438638
>He's not middle eastern
>He's not Indian
>He's not Asian
>He's not Hispanic
>He's not Native American
>It's black
Cucks everyone... Also
>Blacks
>Hacking
No one is going to believe that shit come on son, they should had made him asian or Indian.
>Requires 3rd-Party Account: Uplay
>>340433839
AY YOO, GIMMIE DEM HACKS DOE
>>340438729
>say Nigger on 4chan in 2016
>Pretty funny.
>Say WE WUZ y all dis niggrs in gaymin shiet theyz all shoohornin in
You're an idiot and need to fuck off >>>/pol/
>>340438775
Do you even know what shoehorning is?
>>340438764
I've seen more redirects to /pol/ this year than every other year combined.
>>340435638
>a game about killing George Lucas
This is how it's going to happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0rkntJgkQ4
>>340438764
If it was a game about stealing TV's or computers then it would fit perfectly. But a nigger using a computa don't.
>>340438841
I don't even know what to make of this post.
>>340438729
Thanks Reddit
>>340438904
yes--it's when you force something into something else
e.g., shoehorning progressive ideologies into consumable media
>>340433839
I thought that was Kojima or even Hideo
>biggest hack of the history
This doesn't sound right. Shouldn't it be "Biggest hack in history"
> protagonist is the guy who kills Adrians family in the first game
> WD2 ending is literally playing that scene from his perspective
>>340438921
SJWs are learning.
>>340433839
>biggest hack of the history
well clearly you're going to be hacking the international history archive to un-person someone
>>340438875
If you expected otherwise you're a fucking idiot.
>>340438841
the crysis series didnt happen
Prophet was black
>>340439094
That won't happen. Lurk for at least 2 years before posting here, pubescent.
>>340438921
That's probably because /pol/ is literally fucking everywhere, especially with what's going on in the US elections.
>>340433839
I'm actually intrigued by the game. It's gonna be fun with all the memes and playing as a bunch of retards.
>tfw you wish they would stop making progressive games like this because it just gives /pol/ more ammo to spam our board
I don't even care that the main character is a nigger. I just fucking want /v/ to be /v/ again.
>>340439192
I think you're lost child. You have to be 18 before you can even look at this site.
Michael Bay style hack the internet
>>340433839
>Ubisoft was the hack all along
>>340433839
Watch Dogs is going to be one of those IP's that never had a good game but still managed to have 3-5 games.
>>340433839
>BIGGEST HACK OF THE HISTORY
>>340438729
No, it's more like:
>Say nigger on 4chan through 2003-2012 without bringing stormfront and a million infographs into it
>After obamas second presidency and with the migrant crisis, so 2012, say nigger on 4chan complimented with nutjobs screaming white genocide, calling for ethnic cleansing and trying to shill their shit movements (alt-right, nat-socs, libertarians)
Learn the difference.
>I'm in.
AYO WHERE DA HACKS BE AT NIGGA
WE'Z BE STEALIN DEM FILES N SHIET
GETTIN DAT DIGITAL PAPER HOMIE
>>340439208
>>game takes place in a shithole like San Fran
Then it definitely should, like another anon said earlier, be a pajeet or asian
THAT makes more sense, given the context of the location
>>340438729
>4chan makes jokes about niggers
>Newfags from /pol/ take the jokes as something serious
There's a reason why every single board tells /pol/ to fuck off.
>hack anything and everything instantly by looking at it with your iPhone and pushing a button in your 1337 h4cK app
I said it when the first one came out and I'll say it again, this is fucking insulting to anybody who isn't a retard.
This is like Lucy getting superpowers by using "100% of her brain cuz did u know we only use 10%?" levels of retarded.
>>340439037
So anybody who puts a character in a game that isn't white must be shoehorning some progressive agenda?
How old are you?
>>340439094
>get proven wrong
>YEAH WELL FUCK BACK OFF TO T-TUMBLR
If you don't like proud African American protagonist then you are a fucking racist and need to fucking go back to /pol/.
I can't fucking believe this, how can there be racists in this day and age? I think I'm going to have a mental break down!
>>340439206
Which is sad, as someone who once went to /new/ and /pol/ in their golden era, that place was a sanctuary to get away from US mainstream politics, not to talk about it. The 2012 us election brought in a bunch of normalfags
>>340434591
TRIGGER
DISCIPLINE
Apparently they think all hackers act and look like people from an early career Angelina Jolie film.
>black ripped clothes
>piercings
>skulls
>spray paint
Who started this shitty trend?
I know it was some mainstream media bullshit, because I have never seen a hacker that shopped at HotTopic.
>You can hack guns and grenades
How does that even work
![Parkin-Hideo-Kojimas-Mission-Unlocked1-1200x630-1450379178[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LNRCBd3.jpg "Parkin-Hideo-Kojimas-Mission-Unlocked1-1200x630-1450379178[1].jpg")
>execute the biggest hack of the history
>>340436382
I don't have xbox, but I have this
>>340439357
Granted it would make more sense, but its still retarded for regards to cry about it, especially for such a shit game in the first place. Why do people suddenly care about a shitty ubisoft game just because of some character's skin color if not just to complain about it?
>>340439494
>Proven wrong
>Was just meme posting
>Gets butthurt
>Laughingman.jpg
How does it feel to be the cancer that is killing 4chan?
>>340438841
>they should had made him asian
GAME STARRING BIRDSISTER FUCKING WHEN
>>340439208
East Coast canada fag here, isn't Oakland the one with blacks? Isn't San Fran a bunch of asians and white tech yuppies?
>>340439429
Again, as it was stated before, it seems forced when virtually every 'progressive' company is doing it at the same time
It's like Law and Order always featuring a white criminal, just because... Something like that defies the rationality of quantifiable statistics, and should be scrutinized under the suspicion of pushing an agenda.
>>340439549
MGS4
>>340438729
the difference is that when you said nigger on 4chan in 2003-2012 it was just a joke or casual racism
when you say nigger on 4chan in 2016 most of the time it carries a preachy political message, triggered sensibilities and is possibly accompanied by a dump of inane artifact-ridden infographics
>>340436809
>First black protag
>Puts him in a prison jumpsuit
Ubisoft are fucking done! #triggered
As long as SJW and /pol/ infests /v/, we will never be able to talk about video games again.
this is 'how do you do fellow kids' in video game form
>>340433839
Having "Murder Todd Howard" as your game's main objective seems like a bold move, I'm really interested in this now.
>Sleeping Dogs 2 will have a nigger MC
Just watch it happen
>>340436534
I think it's terrible that children of today are being taught it's O.K. to be black through videogames.
>>340439398
>m-muh realism
Were you upset when Batman was flying around the screen in Arkham games?
Why does he beat defenseless women?
>>340436671
the European Union can suck my ass anon
>>340439543
It's still 90s/early 00s
>>340433839
THE BIGGEST HACK OF THE HISTORY
>Presses button on smart phone to hack the city
What button will you press to BIGGEST HACK? X?
>>340433839
>NOV 2016
Its gonna be an even more rushed mesh than watchdogs 1! Cant wait for the NEXT GEN threads
>>340439661
Yes and hipsters. But hipsters come in all colors and are all the same flavor; faggotry.
>>340439208
All it takes is getting a degree in computer science to see that females, blacks, and trannies are absolute dog shit at even simple coding, much less any sort of hacking.
Le raaage fuuuu!! xD
>>340439706
How isn't it casual racism now?
>>340437778
>start counterstrike
lel
>>340433839
WE WUZ HACKURZ
>>340433839
>BIGGEST HACK OF THE HISTORY
>>340433839
So I will get to execute the developers of this game?
>>340439682
I don't even know where to start with this retard tier logic.
>>340439735
It's social commentary
even while free he is still a prisoner of society
cauz he black
>>340439589
Thanks for the cancer senpai.
>>340439631
/pol/ and reddit are the cancer but at this point they're almost the same.
>>340438013
>LULZ IS A CORRUPTION OF LOL MOM!
>>340433839
>THE history
my sides
video game writing is getting so bad, its like non native English speakers fan fiction at this point
>>340436809
>nigger protag
>prison suit DLC
P O T E R Y
O
T
E
R
Y
>he doesn't know that the black man invented computers when they still ruled Egypt
>>340435201
This. No matter what Kojima or anyone else does, this guy is truly the biggest hack.
>>340436534
I think it's terrible that children are being taught it's OK to be black.
>>340437457
>All who in the real world would almost more then likely never even be able to do as much as code a simple hello world program
If you want a game starring normal people you could just play truck simulator.
EXECUTE
>>340438729
more like
>Say Nigger on 4chan in 2016
>WE
>>340438729
Racist funposting >>>> Political/racial seriousposting
>>340439589
>xbox fag is blowing ps4 fag
kek
>>340440182
BLACKS
>final mission is hacking PSN
>>340440073
people always say go back to r eddit when you point out how shitty /pol/ is, they fail to realize how big /r/european is. the most /pol/ sub r eddit ever.
>>340439289
like assassins creed
i thought the biggest hack in history was kojima
>>340433839
Ubisoft are the biggest hack of the history.
>>340440258
its so easy to ''hack'' psn these days it cant even be a tutorial mission
>you can hack cars and drive them remotely
That's not how cars work
>>340439747
>Game developers aggressively inject leftist politics into video games
>Surprised when people talk about the opposite side of these politics
You're not bright, aren't you fella.
Around blacks you finna get hacked
>>340440491
A bunch of new cars do, yea
>>340440491
>video games don't follow real world logic
Whoa...
Goddamn I hate you crossboarders.
>>340433839
>Biggest hack of the history
The history of what? Gaming? That seat is already taken by Inafune.
>>340439589
There's no Xbox there
>>340437457
>hipster
Check
>nasty ass tranny
Check
>black guy
No check.
Sounds like 2/3's of Sanfran.
MC should be Asian, then it all checks out.
>>340440491
>steal
>steal
>of the history
>>340440491
There are cars that can be accessed remotely.
>>340440491
>44m Steal
>46m Steal
They are going for realism after all?
>>340433839
Why couldn't he be Asian? At least that would make sense. Niggers don't do CS. They write simple programs, steal code and plagarize. Granted Asians do too but I don't want to play as a stupid nig.
>>340440587
Does that car look new to you?
>>340433839
Semi-related question
When is E3 or at least where can I check what time certain conferences start?
>>340439990
Fantastic counter argument.
>>340440574
Who are you quoting? The only tourist here is you. Start lurking more and posting less.
>>340434591
You people need to be more tolerant and progressive like tumblr,reddit and facebook really.
Only dumb fucking inbred trailer park trash are even remotely racist
>>340440817
No. I'm just saying that's a possible thing and not science magic like most of the game.
>>340440820
starts in 4 days, famalam
I got you
>>340433839
>biggest hack of the history
>hack of the history
>the history
>>340433839
>Nov 2016
Surely this will not be rushed in the slightest.
>>340440884
>>>/pol/
Beat it, crossposter
>>340440919
>Deus Ex has its own block
wut
>>340440541
>Game developers aggressively inject leftist politics into video games
Then go to /pol/ or infinitychan and discuss how triggered you are about seeing a black man in a video game. Stop coming here.
>>340440919
>June 8
that's today
>>340440964
They've been working on it for 2 - 2.5 years. Standart dev time for sequels at Ubisoft. It's new IP's that take way more time. The original had 5 fucking years behind it.
>>340438776
>made-up expectations
I mean, it was obvious from the beginning to anyone with any sense that the game wasn't going to be what was advertised at E3, but they very much did advertise it as something wildly different from the final thing. It was not a "made-up" expectation.
>>340438776
Pretty decent is a good word. The shootouts the game planned for you to have were set in surprisingly well built arenas that allowed for stealth, hacking, and great run and gun.
It's just that the hacking itself was the equivalent of a powerup function and not entirely meaningful or special. It was no different than what a majority of the games had been doing.
And the driving was horrible.
The plot and future Chicago were also completely forgettable.
I'm on the fence about watchdogs 2. I've been a lot busier than I thought I'd be and I find myself having time for maybe a game or two and the rest sit on my pc or in the box unplayed until I get a random few days every month with nothing major due. So I may not get watchdogs 2 at launch. Its an easy game to wait for it to drop to 20 bucks.
>>340440919
>Kadokawa
What
>all these new games with black protags will bomb
>gamers will be labelled as massive racists
It's lose lose.
>>340439269
We'll never have /v/ again unless japmoot glues all the pieces back together but then half of this board will be tripfags
>>340440919
Thanks, I really appreciate it
>>340440846
kek
>>340441018
It was a short Deus Ex only stream, I guess you missed it. Nothing much really, I think you can find new gameplay on youtube now.
>>340433839
OBJECTIVE: STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
>>340440795
>>340438902
>"If you say nigger on /v/ in 2016 people will get assblasted and redirect you to /pol/!"
>"No we won't you fucking racist! Fuck off back to /pol/!"
>>340441095
And with all that time it was still a buggy mess. But who knows, maybe it will be less broken.
>>340433839
CJ is that you?
>>340441085
it was a deus ex only stream, that's not real E3
>>340441115
yeah, for the first time. I don't know what they can show aside from From's new IP.
>>340441194
no biggie
>>340441075
nah this place has always been about politics when it comes to video games. I can tell you came just last summer. You go back to kotaku's comment section if you are triggered about us talking about niggers
Political Correctness should just be relabeled as Political Pandering.
>>340440174
I'm not playing either, I'm pointing out how ridiculous the game is.
>>340440073
>le /pol/ boogeyman
Ignoring the fact that it's obvious you've never actually went to /pol/, if you're going to be complaining about racism then maybe 4chan isn't for you.
>>340440795
>>340439747
>OP says nothing about him being black
>better start talking about that dang nasty /pol/
What new object are we going to use since there should be three faces to the 'coin'?
Tumblr on one side, /pol/ on another, and now people who bring up /pol/ for no reason.
