What do you call a game that fails horribly to compete with another?
>>339996418
He was destroyed!
>>339996418
asmash brother?
BAZINGA!
a stillborn game
What do you call a game that's shilled heavily?
Bad! BANZINGA!
What do you call it when a developer listens to you and then jumps ship and takes someone else's advice?
A NOTCH in the relationship! BAZINGA
What is McCree's favorite time of the day?
12:00!
What do you call a shit game?
Your favorite game!
What do you call a good thread that gets no bumps? Also, what happened when FEZ was released?
This thread! People played it!
>>339997541
I forgot the image :( sorry folks
Can I get some laughter from an anon? I don't want to samefag :)
Where would one find a legendary sword in a game world based on Star Wars?
I don't know!
Wow funny thread op
Goodbye folks, I had fun.
[heckling intensifies]
*woosh*
>>339997906
I had to samefag with my phone to stop the thread from being archived :(
>>339998129
Hey man, don't feel bad. You were very funny!
>>339998129
Holy shit, now that was funny! Will you be making another thread soon?
Good job OP
>>339998305
I don't know, but thanks for asking! What was your favorite joke?
>>339998417
My favorite joke was the probably the one about Star Wars, I wasn't expecting that! Out of the ones you came up with, which was your favorite?
Lmao I couldn't stop laughing op
>>339996418
Now talk about parallel universes!
>>339998507
Honestly, I thought the Overwatch one was the best. I spent a lot of time coming up with that joke because I wanted to come up with something topical. What did you think of it?
>>339998681
I thought it was pretty funny! Why Overwatch?
HOLY SHIT XD!!!!!!
mind if i x-post this on r/4chan!!1
>>339998672
My routine's already done, sorry.
>>339998770
I chose Overwatch because I saw it was popular around here! Have you played it?
>>339998814
Not at all!
>>339998814
/SvS/
>>339998881
I actually have played it, that was why I found it funny.
>>339998860
Thanks for laughing!
Due to popular demand, I'm doing a routine again! I'll start with an oldie but a goodie!
Please keep this thread alive! This will the 31st post I've made in this thread, I can't keep it alive forever!
What's interesting is that almost every panel is a reaction image!
>>339999131
Come all, friends. I have enough (You)s for everyone!
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>>339999131
Image didn't load fast enough for me to read it
God bless my slow internet connection
Here's how to improve Sonic!
*Disclaimer appears on screen stating that Sonic's voice has been replaced by Bill Cosby*
Sonic: Have some Jello Pudding!
Tails: But Sonic, we have NO time for that! Chaos is back, and he just destroyed every K-Mart and Jack-In-The-Box in the state of Wyoming!! This is a crisis!
Sonic: Talk about low budget movies and flights, the runnin' was better with the bippin' and the boppin'...Don't you want some jello puddin'? 'Cause if ya' do, you're gonna just SIT HERE, and ENJOY IT.
Tails: Just...Just, NO, SONIC!! Knuckles, don't you want to help save the world?
Knuckles: **** that, it's time for pudding. *opens a can and grabs a spoon*
....Then Eggman grew 249 feet tall, and FLICKED THE WHOLE WORLD OFF WITH HIS GIANT FINGER.
Everyone went on a rampage. Kids were ROBBED of their innocence. Women who had seen more action than Chuck Norris said, "Damn, that was intense." The men were like, "Did he just flick me o - - I THINK HE DID!!"
So, now...Skip to the boxart for the game. It's called Sonic Adventure 7, right?
So, Sonic's fat as ****, with pudding dribbling out of his mouth. Nobody knows why, but he's missing a damn SHOE, okay? Next to him is Tails, who has gone crazy because of the laziness that surrounds him, so he has some goofy 3-D glasses on, a trenchcoat, pink hair, and is going through a David Bowie phase.
Knuckles has a can of pudding in one hand, spoon in the other, blunt in his mouth ('cause who didn't see that coming?), and he's just LAUNCHING out at you from the ****ing box.
And Eggman is in the background, looking down at the world, with a middle finger that just takes up about 85% of the space on the box.
On the back, you've got random pictures of Espio being intimate with Amy, in the most SHOCKING plot twist EVER created. Shadow is just like, "Bro, sloppy seconds." Espio agrees. That sexy bastard.
>>339999131
immunity cat protects me
RIGHT under the Wii U logo, theres a small, faint picture of Big EATING charmy and Cream in a sandwich. And he's like..."I CAUGHT A FISH!!!"
Rouge is riding on a mechanical horse 24/7, having dollar bills thrown at her, and joining in on some Thursday Night Mud Rasslin', and Omega's in the middle of a Toys 'R' Us, like, "KILL, ANNIHILATE!!", as he burninates more than just the countryside.
And, of course, there has to be a short summary on the back of the box. It will just read:
"DON'T WORRY....IT'S ONLY THE ****ING APOCOLYPSE."
In the game....
Scrap the engine that they've been using after they scraped the GOOD engine, now we have a BETTER engine, where the framerate is slower than before, so essentially loop-de-loops will now be in a stunning speed equal to a 56k modem.
Sliding around rediculously will be vastly improved upon, as if that wasn't already cool. So now, Sonic can move like a drunk on ice skates, crashing into walls you never thought existed. And **** falling through floors for no reason; You can now fall through CEILINGS. Don't ask why, Sonic is just made to fall through **** for no reason.
Chao system. It will be the EXACT same as before, only this time, Chao will be forced to eat eachother as a means of "fatality" in "The cute and comical" Chao Karate. 'Cause that'll throw out any accusations of this being a "kiddie" game right off the bat.
For those of you who have played Sonic Adventure DX, Sonic will no longer have half a thumb. Instead, he will have NO thumbs.
Essentially, this will warrant a hilarious cutscene where he attempts to pick up a DELICIOUS chili dog, only to drop it over and over, giving Sonic suicidal thoughts.
>>339999131
VAZINGA
>>339999131
Sally WILL make a quick run-in, enriched with poppy bubblegum music and a cute introduction, only to be shot in the head at point blank range.
Shadow will suffer from Amnesia, AND syphillis, while keeping his trip to Amsterdam on "the down-low".
When playing as Rouge, your controller will often vibrate for no reason. She will have to stop in mid-gameplay, and exclaim, "****, that's something in my purse, hold on."
Now...
Fast forward to the introduction scene.
It's like Sonic Heroes meets SA:DX, except Sonic is smacking into walls, and tripping over ****.
The three heroes continue to run down the sleazy strip of Las Vegas, accompanied by a THRASHING new Crush 40 track. They get all the way to where Eggman's standing 249 feet above them. Camera pans into his face, looking down at you. And the last thing you hear before the screen goes black, is;
"FUCK Y - -"
And his words are cut off, as "SONIC ADVENTURE 7: WHERE'S MY THUMBS?" flashes across the screen.
>>339999131
>>339999131
>>339999131
kys
