Overwatch Lore thread:
Mercy is the true villain edition
>>339461710
Reinhardt is fucking ancient, holy shit.
>>339461710
MERCY DID NOTHING WRONG
>>339461710
Reaper did nothing wrong.
>>339461710
I wish Reinhardt was my grandpa
my big hulking grandpa
>>339461710
>edition
Fuck off
How could she be evil if she is so cute?
What the fuck is the Iris and why do only robits reference it
>>339461710
I feel like the game should get another robot Hero.
For a story about the Omnic Crisis we only have 2 pure machines in the cast.
Also, if this is a lore thread, I wonder what is up with Zenyatta.
How the fuck is he floating? What did he do during the Omnic Crisis?
>>339462004
There a fembot in some arts, and in development apparently
>>339462004
>Zenyatta has the best heroic intros, all 3 of them are amazing
>good luck ever getting POTG with him
>>339461710
The real lore that needs to be discussed is that Reinhardt is a man who is, by height and volume, larger than a gorilla.
Judging by proportions his penis should be as thick as Tracer's thigh.
>>339461710
daily reminder widowmaker is brown
>>339461971
Mercy is my most played character and I'm attracted to boys!
>>339461971
Who knows but she's more matronly cute than cute! CUTE!!
>>339461710
who was the slut of the group, mercy or pharahs mom?
>>339461710
People keep drawing soldier as some mid-60's looking fuck but in reality he's pretty young looking minus the grey hair which was probably mostly due to stress or almost being killed by your best friends.
Sauce is from an overwatch trailer teaser/design video on the overwatch youtube channel.
>>339462119
Tracer obviously
>>339462119
Genji
>>339462043
99% chance that it's Athena. She has Athena's logo on her head and robovag
>>339461710
I never use filters. However, im starting to reconsider given the rapid influx of low effort shitposting cancer threads like this one.
Seriously OP kill yourself you faggot
>>339462119
Pharah's mom had a kid and it wasn't with me so she's a slut
>>339462069
Daily reminder the sniper in that picture is Pharahs mom and not Widowmaker
Daily reminder that you're retarded
>>339461710
Do you think McCree nailed Pharah's mom?
>>339462052
It's all about eating multiple ults with Tranquility and no one else doing anything cool ever.
>>339462004
We will get at least two more. Unless this guy on the right is another cyborg or battlesuit character.
>Lore
>In a mindless F2P tier shooter
>>339462060
>Mercy giving physical
>His wood is thicker than her arm
>Tries to explain an erection in this situation is normal
>Reinhardt has to explain that is his size when he is flaccid.
>>339462172
He's probably talking about Sombra
>>339461710
Why is there a fucking dwarf in the game? Are dwarves a thing in that world?
>>339461710
No seriously, I understand Mercy and the others, but how the fuck is Cowboy man still young?
>>339462204
Probably not.
Hence why his smile and optimism are gone after that picture.
>>339461710
>Mercy brings back Genji to life against his will after losing an honor duel against his brother
>Suffers from existential problems and probably would have offed himself if it weren't for robomonk
>Gabriel dies from an attack in Overwatch's HQ
>Gets resurrected as a ghost Mexican whose body is in a constant state of decay and regeneration, making him an edgelord as a result
Is there anyone most treacherous and evil than Mercy?
Any clue when we're supposed to get a new character? Or even a new patch?
>>339462220
B-BUT DEEPEST LORE!
>>339462218
Would you fuck the Athena robot?
>>339462218
Based on the joints, he looks more like a robot.
Kinda hope they clean up his design some more, not a huge fan of it. Looks a little too similar to Reinhardt.
>>339462218
Might be battlesuit if it is indeed soundquake. Sombra has the better chance of being a cyborg.
>>339462204
>he still tries to bone her daughter
>>339461710
Why no young McCree skin?
>>339462160
>Super mega slut
>Stuck in time, so everyone still sees her as the innocent younger sister
>Ramps up the sluttage to try to break away from her image of innocence!
Reminder Mei+Junkrat are the best ship
>>339462253
It's the power of texas
>>339462276
He looks pretty edgy even before he died
>>339462195
Look at all that best girl
>>339462242
Dwarves exist in our world anon. He just happens to be swedish and have a big beard.
>>339462220
>no singleplayer in a 60$ game
>niggas have to make shit up so they don't feel buyers remorse
top kek
>>339462327
>plans to seduce and mindbreak the mindbroken to prove it
God what a slag
>>339462343
Junkrat is gay
>Symmetra mocks Torbjorn's armor packs because they're 'primative'
>Torbjorn's armor actually increases suitability
go get kidnapped by the toilet witch
>>339462276
Don't forget, probably being one of the reasons Morrison never paid attention too to Reyes making both of the self destruct.
>>339462220
What more could you expect from autistic children
>>339462343
Reminder that shippers should forfeit life.
Especially if they're not even going to do porn.
>>339462253
He was recruited young. And he aged well.
>>339462253
Church every Sunday keeps death away.
>>339461710
>both traitor of overwatch is black
>>339462379
>singleplayer
Do you even know what you're playing? Do you want a 6 player team-coop story?
>>339462378
Not really. There are midgets and manlets, but not dwarves.
>>339462379
>$60
Did you get tricked by getting on console senpai?
>>339462242
anon, dwarves are a thing in our world
>>339462373
>rule 34 has not reached her yet
>>339462253
Original Overwatch team is from 20(ish?) years ago so
McCree is the same age as Mercy (37). McCree aged. Mercy did not.
>>339462473
>Ana
>a traitor
>black
Everyone figured Winston would be betray
>>339462094
source?
>>339462505
Soon
Although this might not have been the best image to accompany this implication
>>339462486
Dwarfism is literally the name of a condition about being abnormally short.
>>339462505
Soon
>>339462352
does he have a texas qt back at home?
>>339462486
The proper term for the medical condition is called Dwarfism.
It might be a little insulting to call them "dwarves" nowadays but the fantasy race was inspired by reality.
>>339461710
>There are literally two bad guys in Overwatch
Seriously i thought this thing had two sides and all you get are Reaper and Widow.
>>339462343
>Brrr! I get shivers just lookin' actcha!
>Maybe you should look somewhere else then
Not only is Mei cancer, she's also a bitch
>>339462356
>Does all the gritty and morbid missions while everybody else gets their asses kissed by the public
He has a reason, though.
>>339462004
I want to see an antagonistic one on the Omnic Second Crisis side. Or maybe someone similar to Torbjorn but just doesn't like both sides at all.
>>339462604
No, he goes after Egyptian pussy
>>339462552
Wasn't mercy cryogenically frozen for most of that 20 years?
>Overwatch lore thread
>Like 3 lore posts in 70 replies
I'm taking my toys and going home.
>>339462578
>tattooing your baby under the eye
literally worse than mexicans and piercings
>>339462617
You could count Hog and Rat aswell as Symmetra.
>>339462552
It's thirty years ago.
>>339462505
Just give it time, there needs to be more media of her.
>>339462379
>Consoles
>>339462476
for 60 bucks they should have included a massive singleplayer portion where you play chapters as different characters and made more animated films as chapter end movies, this is worse than sw battlefront
>>339462496
40 bucks isn't that much better, you're still the one who got tricked anon, this game should have been FTP like it was originally intended by Blizz
>>339462578
>Tattooing your baby daughters face
I'm doubting Sombra's credibility as a mother
>>339462665
Thats Mei
>>339462665
That's Mei
>>339462679
>hating omnics
>villains
Remove robot sympathizers.
>>339462665
Mei was cryogenically frozen.
They have interaction about each other's lack of aging.
>>339462094
>mfw i cant stop fapping to mei
i wish that fat cunt was deleted from the game but my weakness is thick asians
>>339462579
>>339462605
So yeah, midgets.
>>339462676
>being dumb
Wow anon what's henna or mascara?
>>339462665
That was Mei and it wasn't twenty years it was like 8.
>>339462617
If you don't count the neutral heroes, the anti-neutral, the ones in completely different conflicts, etc.
It's not a two-sided lore.
>you will never play with Mei's tummy
>>339462632
>FUCK FLESHIES
>EARLY ALPHA UPRISING
>FUCKING FLESHIES GET OFF OF MY BOARD BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>>339461710
Is that Widowmaker on the right?
>>339462708
according to pharahs in game dialogue apparently she was kind of a cunt..
>>339462373
Amari is so cute
too bad she's dead.
>>339462760
She doesn't even look asian though
why is mei so fat?!
>>339462704
I actually got it gifted to me so I lucked out by not paying at all.
>>339462760
Get better taste D.va
>>339462138
post source
>>339462708
>>339462676
To be fair, Pharah doesn't have a single nice thing to say about her in the game right now.
Also that's just fanart.
>mercy is the canon villain
I like it
>>339462767
No anon, they're called "little people"If you ask me "little person" sounds more like an insult but that's what they've decided to be politically correct
>>339462746
They go on crime sprees stealing and blowing shit up wherever they go.
How are they not villains
>>339462679
>Australians anything but upstanding citizens
Mate, they're basically heroesto me
>>339462505
Mother daughter threesome when?
>>339462760
>>339462776
>>339462094
Can we get a thread up on /e/ or something to address this? We certainly don't need it here right now.
>>339462617
Junkrat and Roadhog, possibly Symmetra. We don't know shit about Mei.
>>339462824
She doesn't at all. It's retarded. Like I know there's a style at play here but her face isn't nearly flat or round enough to be chinese. She looks about as mixed Anglo as you can get. Same goes for Hanzo really.
>>339462791
Mercy: Your mother always wanted you to follow in her footsteps.
Pharah: She did? Funny she never mentioned that to me.
Soldier: 76: Your mother would've been proud of you.
Pharah: You didn't know my mother very well, then.
Pharah: Reinhardt. You know, I had a poster of you on my wall when I was younger.
Reinhardt: I remember the poster! My hair was amazing.
Winston: Your mother was a hero to me. To all of us.
Pharah: You probably knew her better than me.
>>339462894
I want her to violently rape me.
>>339462704
>this game should have been FTP like it was originally intended by Blizz
Lmao. According to who, your assmad delusions or what?
>>339462891
It really sounds more like she's gotten fed up from people reminding her how great her mother was and how she'd be proud more than angst from living in her shadow. Especially with the mention or two in the comic.
>>339462094
>mei
>chinese
>no cheongsam outfit
Well, Blizzard? If you're going the culturally diverse route, where's the chink girl's traditional chinese outfit?I just want to see Mei's thicc thighs poking out of a split dress like a cheongsam. My dick will explode
>>339462918
Hey we all have our little habits. Reaper is a litterbug, Mei likes food too much, Junkrat and Roadhog are international destructive criminals.
>>339462923
Why doesn't Roadhog have a Ned Kelly skin?
yfw the ban on porn will only result in even more porn
>>339462963
There's also one where 76 says Pharah has her mother's aim depending on how she gets a kill.
>>339463041
ban on porn?
>>339462980
What I got from it is that her mom never had anything nice to say to her. What you're saying surely factors into it also though.
>>339463041
>the ban on porn
What ban?
>>339462980
Why does all of the Pharah art make her look like Korra
>>339463041
What ban on porn?
What kind of third world country and/or Australia do you live in that they ban porn?
>>339463000
Only because you got trips
>>339462963
Comic makes it sound like they have a decent relationship, just a very military one.
Her mom probably had extremely high expectations and since she was always off fighting its possible they didn't get as much of a relationship as Pharah would of wanted, and who knows when/how she died
>>339463076
>>339463090
>>339463096
http://www.cnet.com/news/blizzard-trying-to-crack-down-on-overwatch-porn/
>>339462926
>th... that will be bring shame to the amari name!
My main issue is that Blizzard is going through all this effort to build up this law but it doesn't make any sense since the actual game has lore-breaking situations such as where Tracer and Widowmaker are on the same team and could be fighting Winston, Tracer's best friend.
Just what is the context for the actual game? It's Overwatch fighting... Overwatch? Why?
Normally this wouldn't be a problem but Blizzard has been pushing this lore shit since before the game even came out. And obviously it wouldn't be an issue if there was a campaign mode.
In TF2 they at least had a simple explanation of the RED and BLU merc groups, not to mention Valve had the game first and then expanded the lore way after that.
It's modern WoW all over again; Blizzard has this silly, fun game but want people to take it really serious in terms of the story.
>>339462757
So why did supposedly christmas cake lady not age?
>>339463187
That is by far the most ineffective ban I've ever seen.
>>339463095
Because you easily confuse the two and Korra's the only other attractive brown girl in recent memory with dark hair.
>>339463086
Fair enough, I think it's more a case of her mother never really being there for her and then her eventually learning to accept it as an adult/teen and had more of a friendship with Ana than a mother-daughter relationship.
>>339462963
It sounds like one of those cliche stories where the mother/father leaves early because they have to be a hero somewhere and the kid gets bitter because he/she doesnt know why the parent left.
So how come Mercy didn't age? Is it because she used dark science on herself?
>>339463096
Overwatch porn is being taken down everywhere for copyright infringement since they used the models from the game. So your country you cuck.
>>339462680
I wish people would stop calling Phara's mom Sombra until it's confirmed the two are even the same.
>>339463095
Cause both Pharah and Korra are sexy brown goddesses
>>339462894
>piercing
NEIN NEIN NEIN!
>>339462786
Pharah's mom
>>339463194
They've already said the matches are non-canon. The shorts, comics and VA are though.
>>339463189
>No one will know except us.
>>339462094
I fucking hate Mei so much I can't even fap to her, and I fucking love thick girls.
>>339462931There's always time for Mei.
>>339462980
i would imagine she just wants to prove her self. just because her mom was a great solider that saved the world doesn't mean she was a great mother.
>>339463125
Oh jesus christ
Blizzard needs to make this. Even one of Jaina's skins in HOTS is a chinese dress.
FUCKING DO IT BLIZZARD
>When you go 6 Mei on defense and win
Mei is BAE
>>339463096
Blizzard hired a company that specializes in DMC takedowns to take down overwatch rule34 off of normie porn websites.
>>339463320
She's just pixels bro.
>>339463258
Blame Sombra's potential color scheme and the down time between the beta and release. It's flimsy as fuck so there's no real need to worry that it'll come true. I'd be more surprised if it was Liao.
>>339463241
>Source Film Maker porn
and nothing of value was lost. 2D rule 34 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lazy ass and bad looking SFM animations
>>339463238
Nanomachines, son.
Goddammit, reading the lore and character bios makes me want to try the game.
The game is shit right? Right?
>>339463194
They'll probably go with the League of Legends excuse.
The lore exist but the characters you play with in the game do not represent the full extent on their abilities and the matches are non-canon.
>>339463340
>no link to /e/ thread
>Keeps lewdposting on /v/
At least start a proper overwatch bread for lewds or we're just gonna get pulled here.Don't make me thirsty AF for nuthin man
>>339463363
Wow
>>339462894
>belly piercing
To the firing squad you go.
>>339463363
>Tfw playing against 5 Zarya on KOTH maps
When will they remove hero stacking?
Game needs more evil heroes. The fight is basically Overwatch vs Talon right?
Who would be on each side?
My guess is
Overwatch:
All former Overwatch (minus Reyes), so Soldier 76, McRee, Mercy, Tracer, Reinhardt, Winston, Genji, and Torb
Then maybe Hanzo, Symmetra, Dva, Bastion, Lucio, Zarya, Pharah and Mei
Then Talon would be just Reaper and Widowmaker
Junkrat/Roadhog would probably be some Bulk & Skull types that don't really give a shit either way and want to blow shit up
>>339462960
>She doesn't at all. It's retarded.
Her arctic/ice theme also makes no sense for China, neither does the laughable idea of the Chinese giving a fuck about the climate
Mei was likely a Scandinavian or Canadian hero that they last minute swapped to pander to China since they're the ones keeping half of Blizzards games alive right now through endless cash shop purchases.
Similar to Hollywood flipping a bunch of Chinese villains into North Koreans these past few years, sometimes even in post production (Red Dawn remake is an egregious example)
>>339461710
Mercy confirmed for Dr.Clark/Paramedic
>>339462680
Wait what? Why is Tracer still only 26 though?
And Hanzo/Genji, if Genji was part of Originalwatch, how come Hanzo isn't ancient if it was 30 years ago?
>>339463458
>/e/
>not checking /aco/
Are you dumb?
https://www.destructoid.com/overwatch-porn-creators-that-rip-the-game-s-assets-are-getting-notices-of-copyright-infringement-364472.phtml
>I Googled "Widowmaker Overwatch" and saw her blue asshole within the top thirty results
I tried and that's not even an exaggeration.
>>339463441
By /v/'s standards, but you're an idiot if you listen to /v/ telling you that something is shit.
Does anyone have a harder lot in life than Morrison?
I want to fuckWinston.
>>339463401
The pic on the left just looks like a new widowmaker skin desu.
>>339463565
From how it's suggested, all those badguy fucks become overwatch members at some point unless that's only from a gameplay point of view
>>339463547
>tfw playing against 5 winstons on Ilios
I never thought I'd see so much RapeApes
>>339462769
I meant more in terms of a good / evil paradigm. The only characters who are framed as having nefarious goals are reaper and widow. Roadhog and Junkrat too if you count them, even though they're more chaotic.
>>339462094
Source
>>339463363
Mei is A-meow-zing
>>339463640
Reaper/Widowmaker
>overwatch ever
wgat
>>339463635
>The pic on the left just looks like a new widowmaker skin desu.
It's not, they're just copy pasting Widowmaker as a placeholder, like how they often do during development (Look at WoW placeholders)
Look at the bottom of the screen, the hero they have selected is in the support section.
>>339463587
Tracer was stuck in time
>>339462665
Mei was a member of the old Overwatch, but was trapped in cryogenic suspension for quite a while before she was rescued (Though the time frame is unknown, despite people keep saying it was for a decade; the only official line is that rescue came "years later"). There's an unused lined where she suggests that she's struggling to adjust to every day life and the newer technology after being unfrozen, so presumably it was for quite a long time. She's friendly with, and apparently a senior of Mercy, so I'm assuming the 31 age figure is actually her biological age, though I don't think Blizzard have commented on this.
>>339463673
Symmeowtra and Mew
>>339463673
>owning a cat that never uses the fucking litterbox
>>339462894
>Posting the worst version
>>339463590
I said lewds not porn.
>>339463587
Tracer pulled an Amelia Earhart with a time machine for a while and was bouncing back and forth until one of the science monkeys managed to stick a recombobulator on her to bring her back into the time fold.
She's currently only trapped in a stable time anchor, though, she's still technically in a weird sort of time gap.
>>339463640
Reaper led OW at one point
Widowmaker was the wife of someone in OW
Junkrat and Roadhog are just australians
>>339463587
>Wait what? Why is Tracer still only 26 though?
Tracer is totally fucked from the slipstream experiment. Her local time is fucked up and suffers from chronal disassociation. She'd disappear for months and reappear out of thin air.
The thing attached to her chest is what keeps her anchored to the present. She even comments on multiple tracers on the team by saying she thinks her Chronal Accelerator is on the fritz
>>339463587
>if Genji was part of Originalwatch,
He's not you silly little shit.
Original overwatch/the founders were a group of six
Gabriel Reyes, Jack Morrison, Ana Amari, Reinhardt Wilhelm, Torbjorn Lindholm, and someone with the name Liao.
After the war when they were totally not Shield was when Mercy, Mei, Tracer, Winston, McCree, Genji, and Amelie's husband joined. This was probably twenty years before the game maybe 25 give or take.
>>339461710
I'm not even convinced what she did to Reaper was necessarily her fault. In one of their lines together she makes it sound like she didn't even know what happened to him.
My theory is that someone took her tech and operated/experimented on Reaper without her approval.
>tfw it has only begun
>>339463241
>Overwatch porn is being taken down everywhere for copyright infringement since they used the models from the game
Uh oh, does that mean we're gonna lose this too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDfPCxVMrY4
>>339462379
>Listen to /v/ bitch about tacked on singleplayer for years in games like BF3/4
>Now they bitch when there isn't tacked on singleplayer
Seems like the narrative shifts depending on how it supports your hivemind.
>>339461710
>overwatch outfit McCree
Holy fuck where is that skin, niggers?
>>339463782
>Morison commenced operation Egyptian Freedom inside Amaris womb
>Impliying that Overwatch have lore
>>339463854
come on man, it's a good game but fucking imagine if it had a killer singleplayer campaign with 20 chapters and bosses and more animated movies
>>339463904
Coming in a second wave of cosmetic releases to fatten up lootbox purchases.
>>339463605
You know she's crying because his dick fell off.
>>339463904
Blackwatch actually.
Overwatch secret club.
>>339463470
I'm sorry anon, but you're too old for the internet now. It passed you up. You may as well start typing up long rants about how you miss walkmen and CD-roms.
>>339463782
>and someone with the name Liao.
calling it it's genji and hanzo's yakuza dad
>>339463926
Pharah was 2~5 when Ana met Jack
>>339462236
I hope she's like Gunslinger from SMNC was.
No scoping, but ADS headshotting. Headshots do less damage than Widowmaker's headshots, but you can pull them off in faster succession.
>>339462852
This pic is terrible. Look at that fucking anatomy. Her shoulders look twice as wide as her hips.
>>339463782
>Liao
I bet thats the guy with the two swords on some artwork
>>339463991
Didn't daddy send hanzo to kill genji because genji wasn't doing enough yakuza shit? Why would daddy also try heroics in his spare time?
>>339463991
Dad died but Liao sounds more chinamen so possible Triad? I kind of hope that he's with Talon or something cause fuck the villains need more people.
>>339463782
>tfw you will never be a big guy with a hammer who really enjoys the thrill of battle
>>339463976
>What's this extra addendum on our monthly budget?
>...Blackwatch?
>UH NOTHING, DON'T WORRY WE'RE JUST SOME TECHNICAL TEAM ITS FINE WE;WE'RE+ ALL FINE DOWN HERE. HOW ARE YOU?
>>339464012
I thought she was born afterward. Even then they probaly still fugged since she was single if she did have a hubbie before
>Genji and Hanzo are honorabru samurai instead of spoiled Yakuza brats
Why?
>>339463991
Liao is a more chinese or taiwanese name.
>>339463470
>>339463747
I want to tongue her pierces anus.
>>339464083
Nah bruh, nah. Daddy Shimada died due to old age and the elders were all "Ey yo Hanzo, tell Genji to fall in line for the honor of the clan' and Hanzo kind of did, the fight, because he wanted to rule the clan side by side with Genji.
>>339464163
genji WAS a yakuza brat before zenyatta taught him about peace and love n shieetand y'know his brother killed him
>>339464163
Because Blizzard cannot out of cliches.
>>339463847
I'm legitimately surprised this hasn't been taken down, even if the uploader craftily hid the nudity.
>>339464163
Supposedly Genji greatly enjoyed fooling around until Hanzo killed him.
>>339464084
>we already have a futuristic Clint Eastwood/Val Kilmer mash-up in McRee
>Liao is a pastiche of Chow Yun-Fat
Make it happen, Blizzard!
>>339463194
TF2 isn't much better though. The whole
>Two brothers with two companies with identical mercenaries from identical heritages fighting an eternal war
Isn't really that good in terms of lore. It just works because TF2 doesn't take itself seriously.
>>339464163
>instead of spoiled Yakuza brats
That's literally what Genji was until Hanzo 'killed' him
>>339463991
Laio is a Chinese surname.
>>339464204
Ok, thanks b.
>>339464292
you forgot the best part
>eternal war over gravel
>>339464274
>mccree
>anyone but eastwood/roland deschain
>VAL KILMER
nigga nah
>>339464163
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong game. Warframe is two blocks down.
>>339464147
Mercy, Mei, Widowmaker, and Pharah were all born before the Omnic crisis which happened thirty years before the game.
Mercy - 37
Widowmaker - 33
Pharah - 32
Mei -31
![[X] Press face on abs.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pCGNs82.jpg "[X] Press face on abs.jpg")
>>339463259
Agreed
Brown and /fit/ are a delicious combination
>>339462578
>tumbler nose
>>339464347
Are you blind?
>>339464163
Fuck you Metalhead
>>339464109
Don't remind me anon, being 25 stone and losing my hand to the diabeetus was a tough enough time as it is, since it was my main hand I had to get an electric wheelchair I could power by moving my pincer hand around, fucker can pinch a nut in two though. Fucking shame my life is really, and it fucks up my old hobby: studying use of tea doilies in a battle situation.
So now I'm just a fat guy with a walnut cracker who really enjoys the frills of battle.
>>339464347
He has Tombstone Doc Holliday's huckleberry line and Arnold Tsang said the Gambler skin is also based off him in Tombstone.
>>339464274
I like the idea of a the specialists mod character. Diving around with pistols and doing spin kicks. His ult puts everyone into bullet time
>no co-op horde mode against Omnics
ya blew it, Blizzard
>>339464243
Genji's short was the best of the bunch.
But holy shit that reason for Hanzo to kill him is weak as fuck.
Like, make it that Genji disagreed with their pirate ways and was full moralfag or something.
>>339464446
>pale and sickly
>sure he's a good shot
>no cigar
>no personality
no anon, are you?
>>339463241
>On Pornhub, Tumblr and Patreon
To think people have even made threads about this.
>>339464473
God that would be broken as shit with how headshots function. The salt would be real.
>>339464018
Possibly but Sombra is speculated to be a support sniper so maybe not so much a gunslinger. Liao could be one, hopefully.
why is McCree a walking spaghetti western stereotype
>>339464163
Genji WAS a spoiled brat.
Hanzo was the more serious and competent brother. Apparently he was better with the sword as wellwhich makes no sense why he uses the bow and arrow instead of a katana folded one thousand times.
>>339464274
>tracer with single shot higher damage pistols and can wall climb/run instead of teleporting.
I don't know what else to do with him that somebody else doesn't already have though. Probably something hand-to-hand related.
>>339464497
nigga you dumb
>>339462276
>The reason all heroes constantly resurrect and keep fighting is Mercy bringing everyone back to life on both sides just to see them fight for fun
>>339464539
>that bit of tit hanging out at the upper part of the top
my dick
>>339462138
Because old people that are still in the business are cool.
so what areas do you want to see soon
>Nuclear wasteland Australia
>some korean stage
>also a brazilian stage
>>339464547
nothing wrong with this
>>339462253
Half of his body is robot parts.
>>339464559
He swore off the sword after killing his brother.
>>339464480
Just wait, they'll eventually do it. Right?!
>>339461975
Dat Zen looks like a muhfuckinn uhhh
>>339464480
calling it now
what junkrat found in the omnium was a device to "clone overwatch's strongest soldiers" into omnic forms.
Creating an MvM type game mode for overwatch
>>339464381
>>339464382You people are killing me here with all this lewd
>>339464559
Gave up the blade after using it to "kill" his brother. M-MUH HONOR!
>>339463041
It won't though, all the major people doing OW SFM stuff have already been served papers, any new content will get them buttfucked
2D stuff will likely be fine unless they start going after those tumblrs too
>>339464204
I'm glad Genji wears the mask/helmet.
Every time I see his stupid face I can't help but think of him as a fuccboi
>>339464606
>brazilian stage
>Lucio's favela and the vishkar corp temp hq
God it'd be silly but fun.
>>339462094
>>339463669
Found it
>>339464559
Something he gave up the sword because of his brother, maybe it's the one with the chip he visits in the short? I'm bullshitting here
