Overwatch Lore thread:
Mercy is the true villain edition
>>339461710
Reinhardt is fucking ancient, holy shit.
>>339461710
MERCY DID NOTHING WRONG
>>339461710
Reaper did nothing wrong.
>>339461710
I wish Reinhardt was my grandpa
my big hulking grandpa
>>339461710
>edition
Fuck off
How could she be evil if she is so cute?
What the fuck is the Iris and why do only robits reference it
>>339461710
I feel like the game should get another robot Hero.
For a story about the Omnic Crisis we only have 2 pure machines in the cast.
Also, if this is a lore thread, I wonder what is up with Zenyatta.
How the fuck is he floating? What did he do during the Omnic Crisis?
>>339462004
There a fembot in some arts, and in development apparently
>>339462004
>Zenyatta has the best heroic intros, all 3 of them are amazing
>good luck ever getting POTG with him
>>339461710
The real lore that needs to be discussed is that Reinhardt is a man who is, by height and volume, larger than a gorilla.
Judging by proportions his penis should be as thick as Tracer's thigh.
>>339461710
daily reminder widowmaker is brown
>>339461971
Mercy is my most played character and I'm attracted to boys!
>>339461971
Who knows but she's more matronly cute than cute! CUTE!!
>>339461710
who was the slut of the group, mercy or pharahs mom?
>>339461710
People keep drawing soldier as some mid-60's looking fuck but in reality he's pretty young looking minus the grey hair which was probably mostly due to stress or almost being killed by your best friends.
Sauce is from an overwatch trailer teaser/design video on the overwatch youtube channel.
>>339462119
Tracer obviously
>>339462119
Genji
>>339462043
99% chance that it's Athena. She has Athena's logo on her head and robovag
>>339461710
I never use filters. However, im starting to reconsider given the rapid influx of low effort shitposting cancer threads like this one.
Seriously OP kill yourself you faggot
>>339462119
Pharah's mom had a kid and it wasn't with me so she's a slut
>>339462069
Daily reminder the sniper in that picture is Pharahs mom and not Widowmaker
Daily reminder that you're retarded
>>339461710
Do you think McCree nailed Pharah's mom?
>>339462052
It's all about eating multiple ults with Tranquility and no one else doing anything cool ever.
>>339462004
We will get at least two more. Unless this guy on the right is another cyborg or battlesuit character.
>Lore
>In a mindless F2P tier shooter
>>339462060
>Mercy giving physical
>His wood is thicker than her arm
>Tries to explain an erection in this situation is normal
>Reinhardt has to explain that is his size when he is flaccid.
>>339462172
He's probably talking about Sombra
>>339461710
Why is there a fucking dwarf in the game? Are dwarves a thing in that world?
>>339461710
No seriously, I understand Mercy and the others, but how the fuck is Cowboy man still young?
>>339462204
Probably not.
Hence why his smile and optimism are gone after that picture.
>>339461710
>Mercy brings back Genji to life against his will after losing an honor duel against his brother
>Suffers from existential problems and probably would have offed himself if it weren't for robomonk
>Gabriel dies from an attack in Overwatch's HQ
>Gets resurrected as a ghost Mexican whose body is in a constant state of decay and regeneration, making him an edgelord as a result
Is there anyone most treacherous and evil than Mercy?
Any clue when we're supposed to get a new character? Or even a new patch?
>>339462220
B-BUT DEEPEST LORE!
>>339462218
Would you fuck the Athena robot?
>>339462218
Based on the joints, he looks more like a robot.
Kinda hope they clean up his design some more, not a huge fan of it. Looks a little too similar to Reinhardt.
>>339462218
Might be battlesuit if it is indeed soundquake. Sombra has the better chance of being a cyborg.
>>339462204
>he still tries to bone her daughter
>>339461710
Why no young McCree skin?
>>339462160
>Super mega slut
>Stuck in time, so everyone still sees her as the innocent younger sister
>Ramps up the sluttage to try to break away from her image of innocence!
Reminder Mei+Junkrat are the best ship
>>339462253
It's the power of texas
>>339462276
He looks pretty edgy even before he died
>>339462195
Look at all that best girl
>>339462242
Dwarves exist in our world anon. He just happens to be swedish and have a big beard.
>>339462220
>no singleplayer in a 60$ game
>niggas have to make shit up so they don't feel buyers remorse
top kek
>>339462327
>plans to seduce and mindbreak the mindbroken to prove it
God what a slag
>>339462343
Junkrat is gay
>Symmetra mocks Torbjorn's armor packs because they're 'primative'
>Torbjorn's armor actually increases suitability
go get kidnapped by the toilet witch
>>339462276
Don't forget, probably being one of the reasons Morrison never paid attention too to Reyes making both of the self destruct.
>>339462220
What more could you expect from autistic children
>>339462343
Reminder that shippers should forfeit life.
Especially if they're not even going to do porn.
>>339462253
He was recruited young. And he aged well.
>>339462253
Church every Sunday keeps death away.
>>339461710
>both traitor of overwatch is black
>>339462379
>singleplayer
Do you even know what you're playing? Do you want a 6 player team-coop story?
>>339462378
Not really. There are midgets and manlets, but not dwarves.
>>339462379
>$60
Did you get tricked by getting on console senpai?
>>339462242
anon, dwarves are a thing in our world
>>339462373
>rule 34 has not reached her yet
>>339462253
Original Overwatch team is from 20(ish?) years ago so
McCree is the same age as Mercy (37). McCree aged. Mercy did not.
>>339462473
>Ana
>a traitor
>black
Everyone figured Winston would be betray
>>339462094
source?
>>339462505
Soon
Although this might not have been the best image to accompany this implication
>>339462486
Dwarfism is literally the name of a condition about being abnormally short.
>>339462505
Soon
>>339462352
does he have a texas qt back at home?
>>339462486
The proper term for the medical condition is called Dwarfism.
It might be a little insulting to call them "dwarves" nowadays but the fantasy race was inspired by reality.
>>339461710
>There are literally two bad guys in Overwatch
Seriously i thought this thing had two sides and all you get are Reaper and Widow.
>>339462343
>Brrr! I get shivers just lookin' actcha!
>Maybe you should look somewhere else then
Not only is Mei cancer, she's also a bitch
>>339462356
>Does all the gritty and morbid missions while everybody else gets their asses kissed by the public
He has a reason, though.
>>339462004
I want to see an antagonistic one on the Omnic Second Crisis side. Or maybe someone similar to Torbjorn but just doesn't like both sides at all.
>>339462604
No, he goes after Egyptian pussy
>>339462552
Wasn't mercy cryogenically frozen for most of that 20 years?
>Overwatch lore thread
>Like 3 lore posts in 70 replies
I'm taking my toys and going home.
>>339462578
>tattooing your baby under the eye
literally worse than mexicans and piercings
>>339462617
You could count Hog and Rat aswell as Symmetra.
>>339462552
It's thirty years ago.
>>339462505
Just give it time, there needs to be more media of her.
>>339462379
>Consoles
>>339462476
for 60 bucks they should have included a massive singleplayer portion where you play chapters as different characters and made more animated films as chapter end movies, this is worse than sw battlefront
>>339462496
40 bucks isn't that much better, you're still the one who got tricked anon, this game should have been FTP like it was originally intended by Blizz
>>339462578
>Tattooing your baby daughters face
I'm doubting Sombra's credibility as a mother
>>339462665
Thats Mei
>>339462665
That's Mei
>>339462679
>hating omnics
>villains
Remove robot sympathizers.
>>339462665
Mei was cryogenically frozen.
They have interaction about each other's lack of aging.
>>339462094
>mfw i cant stop fapping to mei
i wish that fat cunt was deleted from the game but my weakness is thick asians
>>339462579
>>339462605
So yeah, midgets.
>>339462676
>being dumb
Wow anon what's henna or mascara?
>>339462665
That was Mei and it wasn't twenty years it was like 8.
>>339462617
If you don't count the neutral heroes, the anti-neutral, the ones in completely different conflicts, etc.
It's not a two-sided lore.
>you will never play with Mei's tummy
>>339462632
>FUCK FLESHIES
>EARLY ALPHA UPRISING
>FUCKING FLESHIES GET OFF OF MY BOARD BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>>339461710
Is that Widowmaker on the right?
>>339462708
according to pharahs in game dialogue apparently she was kind of a cunt..
>>339462373
Amari is so cute
too bad she's dead.
>>339462760
She doesn't even look asian though
why is mei so fat?!
>>339462704
I actually got it gifted to me so I lucked out by not paying at all.
>>339462760
Get better taste D.va
>>339462138
post source
>>339462708
>>339462676
To be fair, Pharah doesn't have a single nice thing to say about her in the game right now.
Also that's just fanart.
>mercy is the canon villain
I like it
>>339462767
No anon, they're called "little people"If you ask me "little person" sounds more like an insult but that's what they've decided to be politically correct
>>339462746
They go on crime sprees stealing and blowing shit up wherever they go.
How are they not villains
>>339462679
>Australians anything but upstanding citizens
Mate, they're basically heroesto me
>>339462505
Mother daughter threesome when?
>>339462760
>>339462776
>>339462094
Can we get a thread up on /e/ or something to address this? We certainly don't need it here right now.
>>339462617
Junkrat and Roadhog, possibly Symmetra. We don't know shit about Mei.
>>339462824
She doesn't at all. It's retarded. Like I know there's a style at play here but her face isn't nearly flat or round enough to be chinese. She looks about as mixed Anglo as you can get. Same goes for Hanzo really.
>>339462791
Mercy: Your mother always wanted you to follow in her footsteps.
Pharah: She did? Funny she never mentioned that to me.
Soldier: 76: Your mother would've been proud of you.
Pharah: You didn't know my mother very well, then.
Pharah: Reinhardt. You know, I had a poster of you on my wall when I was younger.
Reinhardt: I remember the poster! My hair was amazing.
Winston: Your mother was a hero to me. To all of us.
Pharah: You probably knew her better than me.
>>339462894
I want her to violently rape me.
>>339462704
>this game should have been FTP like it was originally intended by Blizz
Lmao. According to who, your assmad delusions or what?
>>339462891
It really sounds more like she's gotten fed up from people reminding her how great her mother was and how she'd be proud more than angst from living in her shadow. Especially with the mention or two in the comic.
>>339462094
>mei
>chinese
>no cheongsam outfit
Well, Blizzard? If you're going the culturally diverse route, where's the chink girl's traditional chinese outfit?I just want to see Mei's thicc thighs poking out of a split dress like a cheongsam. My dick will explode
>>339462918
Hey we all have our little habits. Reaper is a litterbug, Mei likes food too much, Junkrat and Roadhog are international destructive criminals.
>>339462923
Why doesn't Roadhog have a Ned Kelly skin?
yfw the ban on porn will only result in even more porn
>>339462963
There's also one where 76 says Pharah has her mother's aim depending on how she gets a kill.
>>339463041
ban on porn?
>>339462980
What I got from it is that her mom never had anything nice to say to her. What you're saying surely factors into it also though.
>>339463041
>the ban on porn
What ban?
>>339462980
Why does all of the Pharah art make her look like Korra
>>339463041
What ban on porn?
What kind of third world country and/or Australia do you live in that they ban porn?
>>339463000
Only because you got trips
>>339462963
Comic makes it sound like they have a decent relationship, just a very military one.
Her mom probably had extremely high expectations and since she was always off fighting its possible they didn't get as much of a relationship as Pharah would of wanted, and who knows when/how she died
>>339463076
>>339463090
>>339463096
http://www.cnet.com/news/blizzard-trying-to-crack-down-on-overwatch-porn/
>>339462926
>th... that will be bring shame to the amari name!
My main issue is that Blizzard is going through all this effort to build up this law but it doesn't make any sense since the actual game has lore-breaking situations such as where Tracer and Widowmaker are on the same team and could be fighting Winston, Tracer's best friend.
Just what is the context for the actual game? It's Overwatch fighting... Overwatch? Why?
Normally this wouldn't be a problem but Blizzard has been pushing this lore shit since before the game even came out. And obviously it wouldn't be an issue if there was a campaign mode.
In TF2 they at least had a simple explanation of the RED and BLU merc groups, not to mention Valve had the game first and then expanded the lore way after that.
It's modern WoW all over again; Blizzard has this silly, fun game but want people to take it really serious in terms of the story.
>>339462757
So why did supposedly christmas cake lady not age?
>>339463187
That is by far the most ineffective ban I've ever seen.
>>339463095
Because you easily confuse the two and Korra's the only other attractive brown girl in recent memory with dark hair.
>>339463086
Fair enough, I think it's more a case of her mother never really being there for her and then her eventually learning to accept it as an adult/teen and had more of a friendship with Ana than a mother-daughter relationship.
>>339462963
It sounds like one of those cliche stories where the mother/father leaves early because they have to be a hero somewhere and the kid gets bitter because he/she doesnt know why the parent left.
So how come Mercy didn't age? Is it because she used dark science on herself?
>>339463096
Overwatch porn is being taken down everywhere for copyright infringement since they used the models from the game. So your country you cuck.
>>339462680
I wish people would stop calling Phara's mom Sombra until it's confirmed the two are even the same.
>>339463095
Cause both Pharah and Korra are sexy brown goddesses
>>339462894
>piercing
NEIN NEIN NEIN!
>>339462786
Pharah's mom
>>339463194
They've already said the matches are non-canon. The shorts, comics and VA are though.
>>339463189
>No one will know except us.
>>339462094
I fucking hate Mei so much I can't even fap to her, and I fucking love thick girls.
>>339462931There's always time for Mei.
>>339462980
i would imagine she just wants to prove her self. just because her mom was a great solider that saved the world doesn't mean she was a great mother.
>>339463125
Oh jesus christ
Blizzard needs to make this. Even one of Jaina's skins in HOTS is a chinese dress.
FUCKING DO IT BLIZZARD
>When you go 6 Mei on defense and win
Mei is BAE
>>339463096
Blizzard hired a company that specializes in DMC takedowns to take down overwatch rule34 off of normie porn websites.
>>339463320
She's just pixels bro.
>>339463258
Blame Sombra's potential color scheme and the down time between the beta and release. It's flimsy as fuck so there's no real need to worry that it'll come true. I'd be more surprised if it was Liao.
>>339463241
>Source Film Maker porn
and nothing of value was lost. 2D rule 34 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lazy ass and bad looking SFM animations
>>339463238
Nanomachines, son.
Goddammit, reading the lore and character bios makes me want to try the game.
The game is shit right? Right?
>>339463194
They'll probably go with the League of Legends excuse.
The lore exist but the characters you play with in the game do not represent the full extent on their abilities and the matches are non-canon.
>>339463340
>no link to /e/ thread
>Keeps lewdposting on /v/
At least start a proper overwatch bread for lewds or we're just gonna get pulled here.Don't make me thirsty AF for nuthin man
>>339462894
>belly piercing
To the firing squad you go.
>>339463363
>Tfw playing against 5 Zarya on KOTH maps
When will they remove hero stacking?
Game needs more evil heroes. The fight is basically Overwatch vs Talon right?
Who would be on each side?
My guess is
Overwatch:
All former Overwatch (minus Reyes), so Soldier 76, McRee, Mercy, Tracer, Reinhardt, Winston, Genji, and Torb
Then maybe Hanzo, Symmetra, Dva, Bastion, Lucio, Zarya, Pharah and Mei
Then Talon would be just Reaper and Widowmaker
Junkrat/Roadhog would probably be some Bulk & Skull types that don't really give a shit either way and want to blow shit up
>>339462960
>She doesn't at all. It's retarded.
Her arctic/ice theme also makes no sense for China, neither does the laughable idea of the Chinese giving a fuck about the climate
Mei was likely a Scandinavian or Canadian hero that they last minute swapped to pander to China since they're the ones keeping half of Blizzards games alive right now through endless cash shop purchases.
Similar to Hollywood flipping a bunch of Chinese villains into North Koreans these past few years, sometimes even in post production (Red Dawn remake is an egregious example)
>>339461710
Mercy confirmed for Dr.Clark/Paramedic
>>339462680
Wait what? Why is Tracer still only 26 though?
And Hanzo/Genji, if Genji was part of Originalwatch, how come Hanzo isn't ancient if it was 30 years ago?
>>339463458
>/e/
>not checking /aco/
Are you dumb?
https://www.destructoid.com/overwatch-porn-creators-that-rip-the-game-s-assets-are-getting-notices-of-copyright-infringement-364472.phtml
>I Googled "Widowmaker Overwatch" and saw her blue asshole within the top thirty results
I tried and that's not even an exaggeration.
>>339463441
By /v/'s standards, but you're an idiot if you listen to /v/ telling you that something is shit.
Does anyone have a harder lot in life than Morrison?
I want to fuckWinston.
>>339463401
The pic on the left just looks like a new widowmaker skin desu.
>>339463565
From how it's suggested, all those badguy fucks become overwatch members at some point unless that's only from a gameplay point of view
>>339463547
>tfw playing against 5 winstons on Ilios
I never thought I'd see so much RapeApes
>>339462769
I meant more in terms of a good / evil paradigm. The only characters who are framed as having nefarious goals are reaper and widow. Roadhog and Junkrat too if you count them, even though they're more chaotic.
>>339462094
Source
>>339463363
Mei is A-meow-zing
>>339463640
Reaper/Widowmaker
>overwatch ever
wgat
>>339463635
>The pic on the left just looks like a new widowmaker skin desu.
It's not, they're just copy pasting Widowmaker as a placeholder, like how they often do during development (Look at WoW placeholders)
Look at the bottom of the screen, the hero they have selected is in the support section.
>>339463587
Tracer was stuck in time
>>339462665
Mei was a member of the old Overwatch, but was trapped in cryogenic suspension for quite a while before she was rescued (Though the time frame is unknown, despite people keep saying it was for a decade; the only official line is that rescue came "years later"). There's an unused lined where she suggests that she's struggling to adjust to every day life and the newer technology after being unfrozen, so presumably it was for quite a long time. She's friendly with, and apparently a senior of Mercy, so I'm assuming the 31 age figure is actually her biological age, though I don't think Blizzard have commented on this.
>>339463673
Symmeowtra and Mew
>>339463673
>owning a cat that never uses the fucking litterbox
>>339462894
>Posting the worst version
>>339463590
I said lewds not porn.
>>339463587
Tracer pulled an Amelia Earhart with a time machine for a while and was bouncing back and forth until one of the science monkeys managed to stick a recombobulator on her to bring her back into the time fold.
She's currently only trapped in a stable time anchor, though, she's still technically in a weird sort of time gap.
>>339463640
Reaper led OW at one point
Widowmaker was the wife of someone in OW
Junkrat and Roadhog are just australians
>>339463587
>Wait what? Why is Tracer still only 26 though?
Tracer is totally fucked from the slipstream experiment. Her local time is fucked up and suffers from chronal disassociation. She'd disappear for months and reappear out of thin air.
The thing attached to her chest is what keeps her anchored to the present. She even comments on multiple tracers on the team by saying she thinks her Chronal Accelerator is on the fritz
>>339463587
>if Genji was part of Originalwatch,
He's not you silly little shit.
Original overwatch/the founders were a group of six
Gabriel Reyes, Jack Morrison, Ana Amari, Reinhardt Wilhelm, Torbjorn Lindholm, and someone with the name Liao.
After the war when they were totally not Shield was when Mercy, Mei, Tracer, Winston, McCree, Genji, and Amelie's husband joined. This was probably twenty years before the game maybe 25 give or take.
>>339461710
I'm not even convinced what she did to Reaper was necessarily her fault. In one of their lines together she makes it sound like she didn't even know what happened to him.
My theory is that someone took her tech and operated/experimented on Reaper without her approval.
>tfw it has only begun
>>339463241
>Overwatch porn is being taken down everywhere for copyright infringement since they used the models from the game
Uh oh, does that mean we're gonna lose this too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDfPCxVMrY4
>>339462379
>Listen to /v/ bitch about tacked on singleplayer for years in games like BF3/4
>Now they bitch when there isn't tacked on singleplayer
Seems like the narrative shifts depending on how it supports your hivemind.
>>339461710
>overwatch outfit McCree
Holy fuck where is that skin, niggers?
>>339463782
>Morison commenced operation Egyptian Freedom inside Amaris womb
>Impliying that Overwatch have lore
>>339463854
come on man, it's a good game but fucking imagine if it had a killer singleplayer campaign with 20 chapters and bosses and more animated movies
>>339463904
Coming in a second wave of cosmetic releases to fatten up lootbox purchases.
>>339463605
You know she's crying because his dick fell off.
>>339463904
Blackwatch actually.
Overwatch secret club.
>>339463470
I'm sorry anon, but you're too old for the internet now. It passed you up. You may as well start typing up long rants about how you miss walkmen and CD-roms.
>>339463782
>and someone with the name Liao.
calling it it's genji and hanzo's yakuza dad
>>339463926
Pharah was 2~5 when Ana met Jack
>>339462236
I hope she's like Gunslinger from SMNC was.
No scoping, but ADS headshotting. Headshots do less damage than Widowmaker's headshots, but you can pull them off in faster succession.
>>339462852
This pic is terrible. Look at that fucking anatomy. Her shoulders look twice as wide as her hips.
>>339463782
>Liao
I bet thats the guy with the two swords on some artwork
>>339463991
Didn't daddy send hanzo to kill genji because genji wasn't doing enough yakuza shit? Why would daddy also try heroics in his spare time?
>>339463991
Dad died but Liao sounds more chinamen so possible Triad? I kind of hope that he's with Talon or something cause fuck the villains need more people.
>>339463782
>tfw you will never be a big guy with a hammer who really enjoys the thrill of battle
>>339463976
>What's this extra addendum on our monthly budget?
>...Blackwatch?
>UH NOTHING, DON'T WORRY WE'RE JUST SOME TECHNICAL TEAM ITS FINE WE;WE'RE+ ALL FINE DOWN HERE. HOW ARE YOU?
>>339464012
I thought she was born afterward. Even then they probaly still fugged since she was single if she did have a hubbie before
>Genji and Hanzo are honorabru samurai instead of spoiled Yakuza brats
Why?
>>339463991
Liao is a more chinese or taiwanese name.
>>339463747
I want to tongue her pierces anus.
>>339464083
Nah bruh, nah. Daddy Shimada died due to old age and the elders were all "Ey yo Hanzo, tell Genji to fall in line for the honor of the clan' and Hanzo kind of did, the fight, because he wanted to rule the clan side by side with Genji.
>>339464163
genji WAS a yakuza brat before zenyatta taught him about peace and love n shieetand y'know his brother killed him
>>339464163
Because Blizzard cannot out of cliches.
>>339463847
I'm legitimately surprised this hasn't been taken down, even if the uploader craftily hid the nudity.
>>339464163
Supposedly Genji greatly enjoyed fooling around until Hanzo killed him.
>>339464084
>we already have a futuristic Clint Eastwood/Val Kilmer mash-up in McRee
>Liao is a pastiche of Chow Yun-Fat
Make it happen, Blizzard!
>>339463194
TF2 isn't much better though. The whole
>Two brothers with two companies with identical mercenaries from identical heritages fighting an eternal war
Isn't really that good in terms of lore. It just works because TF2 doesn't take itself seriously.
>>339464163
>instead of spoiled Yakuza brats
That's literally what Genji was until Hanzo 'killed' him
>>339463991
Laio is a Chinese surname.
>>339464204
Ok, thanks b.
>>339464292
you forgot the best part
>eternal war over gravel
>>339464274
>mccree
>anyone but eastwood/roland deschain
>VAL KILMER
nigga nah
>>339464163
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong game. Warframe is two blocks down.
>>339464147
Mercy, Mei, Widowmaker, and Pharah were all born before the Omnic crisis which happened thirty years before the game.
Mercy - 37
Widowmaker - 33
Pharah - 32
Mei -31
>>339463259
Agreed
Brown and /fit/ are a delicious combination
>>339462578
>tumbler nose
>>339464347
Are you blind?
>>339464163
Fuck you Metalhead
>>339464109
Don't remind me anon, being 25 stone and losing my hand to the diabeetus was a tough enough time as it is, since it was my main hand I had to get an electric wheelchair I could power by moving my pincer hand around, fucker can pinch a nut in two though. Fucking shame my life is really, and it fucks up my old hobby: studying use of tea doilies in a battle situation.
So now I'm just a fat guy with a walnut cracker who really enjoys the frills of battle.
>>339464347
He has Tombstone Doc Holliday's huckleberry line and Arnold Tsang said the Gambler skin is also based off him in Tombstone.
>>339464274
I like the idea of a the specialists mod character. Diving around with pistols and doing spin kicks. His ult puts everyone into bullet time
>no co-op horde mode against Omnics
ya blew it, Blizzard
>>339464243
Genji's short was the best of the bunch.
But holy shit that reason for Hanzo to kill him is weak as fuck.
Like, make it that Genji disagreed with their pirate ways and was full moralfag or something.
>>339464446
>pale and sickly
>sure he's a good shot
>no cigar
>no personality
no anon, are you?
>>339463241
>On Pornhub, Tumblr and Patreon
To think people have even made threads about this.
>>339464473
God that would be broken as shit with how headshots function. The salt would be real.
>>339464018
Possibly but Sombra is speculated to be a support sniper so maybe not so much a gunslinger. Liao could be one, hopefully.
why is McCree a walking spaghetti western stereotype
>>339464163
Genji WAS a spoiled brat.
Hanzo was the more serious and competent brother. Apparently he was better with the sword as wellwhich makes no sense why he uses the bow and arrow instead of a katana folded one thousand times.
>>339464274
>tracer with single shot higher damage pistols and can wall climb/run instead of teleporting.
I don't know what else to do with him that somebody else doesn't already have though. Probably something hand-to-hand related.
>>339464497
nigga you dumb
>>339462276
>The reason all heroes constantly resurrect and keep fighting is Mercy bringing everyone back to life on both sides just to see them fight for fun
>>339464539
>that bit of tit hanging out at the upper part of the top
my dick
>>339462138
Because old people that are still in the business are cool.
so what areas do you want to see soon
>Nuclear wasteland Australia
>some korean stage
>also a brazilian stage
>>339464547
nothing wrong with this
>>339462253
Half of his body is robot parts.
>>339464559
He swore off the sword after killing his brother.
>>339464480
Just wait, they'll eventually do it. Right?!
>>339461975
Dat Zen looks like a muhfuckinn uhhh
>>339464480
calling it now
what junkrat found in the omnium was a device to "clone overwatch's strongest soldiers" into omnic forms.
Creating an MvM type game mode for overwatch
>>339464381
>>339464382You people are killing me here with all this lewd
>>339464559
Gave up the blade after using it to "kill" his brother. M-MUH HONOR!
>>339463041
It won't though, all the major people doing OW SFM stuff have already been served papers, any new content will get them buttfucked
2D stuff will likely be fine unless they start going after those tumblrs too
>>339464204
I'm glad Genji wears the mask/helmet.
Every time I see his stupid face I can't help but think of him as a fuccboi
>>339464606
>brazilian stage
>Lucio's favela and the vishkar corp temp hq
God it'd be silly but fun.
>>339464559
Something he gave up the sword because of his brother, maybe it's the one with the chip he visits in the short? I'm bullshitting here
>>339464547
His retarded belt buckle ruins his design so fucking hard.
>Lets make a Pale Rider clone.
>Lets also give him a belt buckle that shows how badass he is, because that's how Clint did it in the movies!
>>339464497
His Gambler skin is literally based off of him, the concept artist said so.
>>339462138
The fuck is this?
>>339464606
Rio De Janeiro as hybrid payload.
Your payload is the head of jesus
>>339464696
>/fit/ girl == lewd
Better not go to the gym then, Anon
>>339464642
Just his hand actually
>>339464713
>think of him as a fuccboi
He was.
>>339464559
>Spoiler
I think, because when he "killed" Genji in their fight with his sword he felt that he was unworthy to use it afterwards.
>>339464789
hasn't the payload always been doomfist's arm
>>339464606
As long as they're all KotH maps because KotH is the good game mode.
>>339459412
>Zarya enemy: obonasdfwego vor de tovnasphere
She says "Oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти"
Ogon po gotovnosti in English pronounciation, it just means "Fire at will"
>>339464274
>>339464347
He's also Not-Jim Raynor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-qG1mZC9lo
>>339464717
>Escort the bulldozer though the slum to win
>>339464726
Wow, are they using the old Piccolo/Vegeta set to film this?
>>339464726
>not the internal impregnation x-cut
You failed, you didn't find the one I used.
>>339464559
He swore to never take up a sword again after he used one to kill his brother.
>>339464835
dorado payload looks like some sort of energy core.
Numbani payload is doomfist's arm because you're transporting it back to the museum it was stolen from
Pharah is indisputably the best girl
>>339461710
>Mercy is the true villain edition
You guys have got it all wrong. Being defacto team mom is suffering.
>Intervene just in time to save Genji's life
>In exchange for his life he has to join Overwatch and help fight the Omnics
>Instead of just regenerating him with nanomachines you're ordered to turn him into a cyborg killing machine so he can fight better
>The intense cyberization and violent process of destroying his own family's business takes a huge toll on him
>He fucks off to brood about it before you can give him therapy
>Reinhardt is growing old and decades of warfare have left him with a bit of dementia
>He enjoys fighting opponents he imagines to be fantastical creatures and medieval warriors
>Not only does he refuse to retire, but he refuses to get treated for his mental problems, and takes offence at the implication he's not totally sane
>Fear that one day someone will get hurt because Reinhardt is seeing things
>Morrison and Reyes fight, causing an explosion that destroys the Overwatch base in Switzerland
>Morrison's body is never found
>Reyes is recovered, but something from the explosion is causing him to decay rapidly
>Hoping to save his life and figure out why he and Morrison fought, you give him experimental self-replicating nano-machines
>Instead of curing him, it just locks him in an endless cycle of decay and regeneration
>He breaks out of your hospital and kills a bunch of people, fuelled by rage
>>339464835
No that's just Numbani
YOU'RE IN MY HOUSEGET OUT
>>339464913
I dispute that.
>>339464606
>Sydney Opera House/Harbor Bridge Payload
>Moon city stage, KotH, entire stage has 33% gravity
>>339464547
Because all characters are stereotypes anon
>>339464857
Better version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwdcudbwtPg
>>339464559
He swore to never take up a sword again after he used one to kill his brother.
>>339464382
>You will never privately spar with Pharah as part of your military training
>She will never wrestle you to the ground and have her way with you after hours of heated training
>>339464559
He swore to never take up a sword again after he used one to kill his brother.
>>339464547
What the fuck. Why does enemy team wants to prevent it.
>>339464952
Why is Roadhog the best character?
>>339464812
>when he "killed" Genji in their fight with his sword he felt that he was unworthy to use it afterwards.
That makes no sense.
>>339464794
>A drawing of a woman in sports bra and panties is something you would never find on /e/
I'd be pissed of if your taste wasn't good.
>>339464559
He swore to never take up a sword again after he used one to kill his brother..
>>339464887
reminder that Junkrat is actually 6'6" and Lucio is only 5'3"
>>339464929
>>Instead of just regenerating him with nanomachines
Here's an idea cakeboi. The wounds were too extensive and life threatening for the machines to do anything practical in the small span of time he had. They were and are probably still in use to make sure his body doesn't reject the implants/cybernetics.
>>339465042
you'll understand once you've killed your brother
>>339464929
>Old man enjoying battle
>Dementia in thinking he's fighting some glorified monsters
Nigga you fukcing what?
>>339464559
He swore to never take up a sword again after he used one to kill his brother..
>>339463782
>25 years ago
>Mercy joined at age 12 while already a distinguished medical doctor.
>>339465039
>hook a bitch
>blast 'em
>they don't die
it ain't easy
>>339464559
He swore to never take up a sword again after he used one to kill his brother...
>>339465051
He was only pretending to be retarded.
>>339464929
I thought it was all just weird nazi tier experiments on almost dead people. Is all of this confirmed, and is it also confirmed that she's also dead too?
>>339465071
Manly beats is truly hollow. The happy facade and upbeat music is to mask the pain he feels.
>>339464559
He swore to never take up a sword again after he used one to kill his brother....
>>339465137
>hook someone
>black them
>tink
>less than 50% of their health missing
>>339464559
He swore to never take up a sword again after he used one to kill his brother......
>>339465095
The comic reveals that half the time Reinhardt imagines his enemies to be dragons and mythical beasts and shit.
He's probably only a year or two away from full scale dementia.
I'm feeling some serious Deja-vu in this thread.
>>339465165
>and is it also confirmed that she's also dead too?
What?
>>339465149
Want more but blue board
>>339465071
Holy fuck, he's tall enough to be a rugby player, but needs to work out more.
>>339465130
>I don't know how a span of time works
>>339465165
It's confirmed that Mercy was involved in making Gray Fox and Reaper being stupid with Mercy's tech most likely led to him being ghost deadpool. Reinhardt seeing things is viewable in his comic.
>>339464559
He swore to never take up a sword again after he used one to kill his brother. It's so sad.
>>339464929
>Morrison and Reyes fight, causing an explosion that destroys the Overwatch base in Switzerland
>implying Mercy didnt blow it up herself so that people couldnt find out about her horrible fucked up experiments.
>>339465236
>TFW NO PYROVISION SKIN FOR REINHARDT
>ALL OF HIS ENEMIES ARE MYTHICAL BEASTS N SHIT
>>339465095
in his comic he goes full Don Quixote
>>339465225
>black
blast*
>>339465137
>hook a squishy
>the hook curves around slightly so the squishy is somewhat out of position
>>339465071
How fucking tall is Roadhog, then? Or Reinhardt, fuck.
>overwatch
>lore
What?
Honestly I have only played like 2 hours on my wife's home and fapped a lot to Dva and Widow porn, but I never knew there was ANY lore.
Can someone do me a TLDR of the lore? What's this Mercy is evil meme?
>>339464559
He swore to never take up a sword again after he used one to kill his brother. It's so sad.
>>339465269
Pharah doesn't actually have a particularly large amount of stuff that I shouldn't post on a blue board.
>>339465074
>Here's an idea cakeboi. The wounds were too extensive and life threatening for the machines to do anything practical in the small span of time he had. They were and are probably still in use to make sure his body doesn't reject the implants/cybernetics.
That's more likely, but I went with the more tragic interpretation.
It's also possible that at the time her nanomachine healing tech wasn't at the level it is in the game.
>>339465245
Cause no one takes the time to look at the lore and everyone is spouting things that have already been discussed earlier in the month.
>>339465294
Holy fuck you elitist piece of shit, I bet you think you're an intellectual.
Fuck off. I'm out of this thread.
>>339464559
>>>339464646 >>339464704 >>339464757 >>339464812 >>339464907 >>339464995 >>339465019 >>339465067 >>339465098 >>339465147 >>339465184
Does one post really need all these same replies?
>>339463402
agreed. decent, real 3d porn (maya, blender, 3ds) is very rare
D.Va is clearly best girl
>>339464559
He swore to never take up a sword again after he used one to kill his brother. It's so sad..
>>339465225
This is why you melee and blast them at the same time.
>>339465236
Where can i read these comics? Seems like they have a good deal of extra lore and character development.
>>339465130
This is a world where a fucking moon monkey has space tenure, an indian designated shitter support has a bionic arrmmm that does fucking nothinnng, and a female vulcan raven has a gun that cures climatology scaremongering and ensures a healthy century of the dragon for all of us.
She probably popped out the vagoo with a scalpel ready to cut the cord and revive the doctor who shit his pants and fainted seeing this.
>>339465245
Tracer pls go
>>339465392
yea
>>339465095
Read his comic.
>>339465256
She has an animation where she checks her pulse and shakes her head. Guess she ran out of test subjects
>>339463781
>Tracer is totally fucked from the slipstream experiment
can someone explain to me what the fuck is going on and how did you guys find this info out?
all i know is the robots rebelled vs humans and humans won.
why is mercy evil? because she revives people instead of gassing them?
>>339464575
no that's not true
>>339464771
his 2nd worst skin, big deal
>>339461710
>>339463605
Roadhog: These bolt-brains destroy our cities, kill millions, wage war against all of us, and what did you and your pals do, Morrison? Put clothes on their backs, roofs over their heads; gave 'em JOBS! Gave 'em RIGHTS! And you call us crazy? We ain't the criminals here!
Soldier 76: That was then, Rutledge. The world's differnt now.
Roadhog: You're right...It's WORSE!
>>339465341
Reinhardt = 7'4"
Mako = 7'3"
Zarya = 6'5"
>>339463635
look at the position of the highlighted hero icon
>>339462004
>How the fuck is he floating?
magnetic buttocks.
>>339464559
He swore to never take up a sword again after he used one to kill his brother. It's so sad....
>>339465303
>le Mercy is the true villain meme
Almost as bad as Mei x Junkrat and Lucio x Dva fanfiction.
>>339465341
Reinhardt is 7'4"
Roadhog is 7'3"
Junkrat's height is masked by the fact that he has horrible posture.
>>339465392
You fucked up. You don't give people like that any attention.
>>339465457
you made that up just now
>>339465457
Kind of a worthless mugshot there.
>>339464539
That's what Gunslinger was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98RRGxprFmk
>>339463441
I'm having fun
Having friends to play the game with makes it much better thoug
>>339465446
I thought that was supposed to be a joke.
Pharah has NO LEWDS
NO LEWDS
>>339462220
I don't think you know what lore even is. Here's a hint, it's not story.
>>339465358
That is actually quite unfortunate, sorry anon.You can always just pretend with korra right?
>>339465563
Well then you might just get your wish.
>>339464559
He swore to never take up a sword again after he used one to kill his brother. It's so sad.....
>>339465610
Isn't he the same size as her?
she was the first to get hetero penetration sfm
Why the fuck would they add more snipers in this game? Widowmaker makes this game so fucking cancerous.
>>339465595
Because she is too pure.
>>339465449
It's all on the website
>humans won
There was just a peace treaty signed and humans started sucking chrome cock and giving them land for free. Even though toasters are still trying to kill innocent humans in Russia.
Mercy might be a little unhinged because she made Genji into a cyborg against his will and almost drove him insane, and because she did some Dr. Frankenstein shit on Reaper which is why he's a ghost now.
I'm feeling some serious Deja-vu in this thread.
>>339461710
We Watchmen now?
>>339465605
That sounds like heresy to me son. You're not a heretic, are you?
>>339465446
She also has a smug look on her face at the same time
>The intense cyberization and blabla
What a fag, I would totally endure anything to be cibernated and retain my personality and free will. Make the Omnissiah proud.
>>339465643
>>339465595
fug forgot quote
>>339465653
o shit waddup!
>>339465225
aim better, also melee the moment you see your shotgun animation start for extra damage
>>339465707
You gotta make the best out of a world where /fit/ delicious brown is in short supply
>>339462236
muslim robot?
>>339465705
overwatch literally is super future watchmen
>>339465769
>legoman
>ever
>>339465653
Because Blizzard is retarded. The idea of a support sniper bothers me more than I'd care to admit.
>>339465586
It is, people are treating it seriously when everything under emotes can be equated to taunts.
>>339465595
It's the worst hell.
>>339465801
>make claim
>claim is debunked
>proceed to move goalposts
Pharah fans everyone
>>339465801
>raptorion
>not mechaqueen
>ever
>>339465642
D.va might be a touch smaller but pretty much. She's at least taller than Toblerone.
>>339465792
Who's the Ozymandias of Overwatch?
>>339461710
>that tiny genji dick
Please tell me this is a shoop
>>339465537
Well yeah, but Roadhog's backstory is genuinely pretty sad. The UN sold out Australia to the Omnics, Mako and his neighors tried to fight back, won, but wound up blowing up the country in the process.
Junkrat is comparably horrific because given his age and depending on when the failed rebellion happened, he was either born into this wasteland or was a child when the Omnics took over his home.
I fucking love reaper
I don't get it, if you guys wanted to just share overwatch lewds can't we just start a thread on /e/?
So, Reaper is a nigger?
Fuck this shit. And i was this close buying the game.
>he doesn't main Doktor Angela "emptying my nine on the welfare line" Ziegler
>>339465905
Mercy
>>339465905
Don't make me start posting Quentin comics.
>>339465943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYcrHq7t_AU
>>339465965
He's a god damn Mexican
>Impregnation and pregnancy
>>339465984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLXu-sSMqP4
>>339465853
It was a joke nigger. Don't be so thirsty to start shit with people about nothing.
>>339462918
> Implying that the things I do to profit off of other people's misery for fun is 'criminal'.
> Implying the "suits" don't just have it out for Ol' Junkie.
I'll blow you the fuck up cunt.
>>339465984
>play of the game
fuck kek
>>339465984
Kek
>>339465905
Probably Liao
>>339465921
Wasn't it the Aussie government instead of the un?
>>339466065
>thinking my post wasn't also a joke
Pharah fans everyone.
>>339465857
Here, now you can pretend it's whatever color you want
>>339466121
thank you pharah friend
>>339461710
In that picture, I kind of thought that Mercy was wearing orange pants and freakishly short legs when I opened the image. I hope I'm not the only one that saw this.
WHUERE THE FUCK
DO YOU GUYS GET ALL THIS "LORE" AND SHIT
I PLAY AND I NEVER GET ANY FUCKING "LORE"
I JUST GET RETARDED PLAYERS ON MY TEAM
AND SS ELITE COBRA RAMBO TIER OPPONENTS
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKERS TALKING ABOUT
I DONT SEE ANY HIUSTORY JUST RETARDS THAT RETUFE TO PLAY HEALER
AND EVERYONE GOES WAIFY FOR THE ASS
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
SO FUCKING ESPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME
IM SO MAD I CANT EVEN WRITE PROPPLERLY NOW
>>339466113
Your jokes need to be less genuine sounding. Too on point.
>>339466204
it's in the console versions
>>339466204
The site has comics, shorts, the like. Not much of it is ingame, it's pretty divorced from the game itself.
>>339465464
>The shitty wymen meme of the future is men need to be 7'0"
>>339466204
Dumb Bloodcuck poster.
How do we unmindbreak Widowmaker?
>>339466213
>thinking anything on 4chan is on point
This isn't high noon.
>>339466258
I don't think Mako or Reinhardt are drowning in pussy. Ones a grotesquely obese hillbilly and the other is an insane crotchety war-addict.
>>339466096
wrong flag
>>339466298
By redeeming her with more dick. If that don't work.Use more dick.
>>339466204
Character interactions with each other, small animations, quotes, and small descriptions on the site and interviews. That's all
>>339466328
>implying I'm not on the point
>implying you got any objective eliminations
>>339466258
Lucio's great great great grandfather quit posting.
>>339466328
>Its hiiig- aurghI love playing widowmaker just to deny most faggots ults.
>>339466298
By mind breaking her yourself
Is Overwatch the first game to accurately depict life in modern day Australia?
Post yfw Overwatch has better lore than Mario and Soulsborne.
>>339465828
>support sniper
Zenyatta?
>>339465837
>>339466096
>>339465464
>>339464941You people are just cruel at this point with no /e/ thread for this
>>339466438
I used to be TALL!
I used to be swimming in puss!
And one day you will be SHORT just like me!
>>339466298
By mindbreaking her again.
>>339466454
>Better lore than Mario threads
>>339466426
Nah, you are just flying around instead of being in the heat of battle as always.
How many lockers are unaccounted for in Gibraltar? I noticed them today but they all had surnames and I'm not really up to snuff on all their names
>>339461710
Who understand this joke?
>>339466347
I've come to suspect the americlaps here just don't know that Switzerland exists.
Hell I've even seen her being called a Swede on here.
>>339466590
kek
>>339462623
More like gorilla dies after personal battle with 4 year old
>>339466550
Shouldn't it be half-A press?
>>339464559
Some say, even to this day, he refuses to take up his sword, after killing his own brother.
>>339464559
He swore to never take up a sword again after he used one to kill his brother. It's so sad......
>>339466298
Get her away from Talon.
Fix her body.
Slowly reintroduce old memories, places and routines.
Hope a little bit of the old Amelie is still in there somewhere.Or you could have Mercy and Pharah give her a lawful hot threesome and mindbreak her back to Overwatch's side.
>>339463187
N-No....No.....NO.....NOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>339466506
Thanks for the (You)s
>Blizzard getting their Overwatch design inspiration from little girls now
BRAVE BLIZZARD
>>339466590
THANK YOU SCRUBS
>>339463574
>Her arctic/ice theme also makes no sense for China, neither does the laughable idea of the Chinese giving a fuck about the climate
Scientist generally don't follow their country's narrative. If they get offered a position that aligns with their interests, they will take it in a heartbeat.
So when does Lucio's album come out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnJs_V4j1hs
>>339462963
>The Reinhardt one
I don't see how its relevant to Pharah's mom. But amusing nonetheless
>>339466645
Don't you have a hospital to be running?
>>339466703
SFM porn is lazy garbage anyways. It's better this way.
>>339466698
p-yuri-fication;3
>>339464458
I admire your dedication to a joke.
>>339466709
Tracer isn't Russian.
>>339466698
Lets go with plan A first, I love my Amelié
>>339466709
>French
>>339466019
I feel you mane
>>339466785
oh damn
>>339466698
>Hope a little bit of the old Amelie is still in there somewhere.
You do realize Amelie would be faithful to her old husband and remain a widow, right?
>>339466590
By tricking him into saying what is up dog without knowing what the expression truly means it's implied she won in a psychological battle with him. You can see this from the respawn timer and kill cam.
>>339466858
You've found me out.Don't tell Reaper
>>339466845
Good one
>>339466915
Have Mercy turn me into him
>>339466698
She at least still has fractured memories of her past before she was reprogrammed. She mentions that spider thing in the animated short, and when Mercy resurrects her, she says that she wishes she could've just left her dead.She also sometimes screams for her husband to save her ;_;
>>339464559
I heard he killed his brother with a sword. Pretty sad.
He might've swore it off or something because of that.
>>339466915
You know she'd probably try to kill herself and would need to learn to live again.
>>339462052
They say early editions of the POTG system made it so Zenny got POTG every game almost guaranteed if ulted at least once.
They are gonna teak the algorithm here and there to try and improve it so maybe we see some Zendings one of these years.
>>339466915
>You do realize Amelie would be faithful to her old husband and remain a widow, right?
What is your point?
>>339466753
Soon we will get a magical girl character
>>339464347
>Implying he'd based off Roland
Didn't you hear? Roland is black now, like Hermione.
>>339466753
Better design than battleborn tbqh
>>339466915
>women
>faithful
>>339466987
You got proof of that? I've been looking for a video but I can't find anything.
>>339467046
That you're a cuck.
>>339467045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brQXp957UuE
what a play
how long till we get our first new hero you think? also want grappler hero ultimate takes you to suplex city
>>339467093
Battleborn designs aren't that bad. I would like them more if they shut up for at least three full seconds, tho
>>339466987
>Spoilers
Woah what? Link to a youtube or something?
>>339467132
because he isnt actively cuking a dead man?
Gee, guess you're a cuck too
>>339464559
After he killed(fake) his brother Genji(male?) He swore never to pick up a weapon(sword) until he has his very last breath(exhaling not inhaling)
Best ship or best ship?
>>339467159
That fucking monkey. That was 10/10
>>339467276
>tfw when a Mercy player flies with you to rain some justice
>>339467261
>people pay for art of this quality
>>339466785
Hopefully soon, though that'd signify they're going all out on marketing.
>>339467089
In a play, you fucking mong
>>339467427
of course man, gotta stick it to those awful sjws!
>>339466987
>She also sometimes screams for her husband to save her ;_;
If true then that's really sad.
I'm still surprised they put Widowmaker in the game with that backstory. It's pretty heavy for how Disney-safe most of the lore is.
>>339466987
Tell me that's actually a thing.
so what did junkrat find? dragon dildos?
>>339467396
>>339467276
Dude, that's like her teammate's daughter. That's kind of gross.
>>339467479
> a play
No its an official movie
>>339467276
I don't want to ship anything or pretend anybody is gay
But I do want people to draw more cute shit of the two of them
>>339467519
Can't a guy talk to an old friend's daughter?
>>339467261
>nude in patreon
DIE DIE DIE
>>339467489
the game has clearly gone through several versions.
Remember this went from some teenage fiction to project titan set to replace wow to what it is now.
Who knows from what stage each part was added.
>>339467519
>Dude, that's like her teammate's daughter. That's kind of gross.
Not really.
They knew each other, not as if she helped raise her.
>>339467529
>>339467573
Lmao sure is. You delusional retard.
>>339467519
Dude they're like five years apart in age. Better than that fake slut D.va trying to get with one of them.
>>339467603
Obviously Widowmaker's backstory happened after Metzen spent a week beating it to Kagami's works and Asagi.
>>339462885
>>339464785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnHB0WIBFiU
You'll have to find it in the vdieo yourself since I can't be asked to do that shit.
>>339467680
Roland is black in a new movie you delusional idiot.
>>339463194
over watch is just the recycled leftover assets from project titan, which probably includes the lore
>>339464606
One of the planned maps is one of Germany, because there's a hidden voiceline for Reinhardt that says "I'm back at home"
>>339465610
You can really tell when a drawfag is a manlet trying to project when they draw lucio 5+ inches taller than he actually is.
>>339467573
Heh.
>>339467714
>two minute long video
>doesn't have it
So close
>>339467519
You are delusional.
Cute blonde doctor + /fit/ brown soldier is best.
BEST!
>>339467798
>which probably includes the lore
we know that 76 is almost unchanged from Metzen's old comic, and reaper is only missing his torn USA flag.
>>339467885
Then hook Mercy up with the mom, then.
>>339467827
You heard me cunt
>>339467276
>>339467396
>>339467486
I dunno about best but it's certainly the cutest and my favorite.tfw I can't buy Overwatch til this weekend when I get paid
>>339467603
Well, she supposed to be like an ultimate femme fatale kind of character, and that archetype is common enough in pop culture that it's not dangerous on its own. But then you actually think about how fucked up it is for someone to be brainwashed into an unfeeling killing machine and murder their spouse at the behest of a shadowy terrorist organization.
>>339467873
45 seconds in you fucking retard
>Mfw Luciodoesn't have any legs
Yo wtf.
>>339467798
pretty sure blizzard said they made up the lore on the spot rather than it being recycled
they basically shat out the omnic crisis in five seconds and then based everything around it
>>339467942
It can get pretty cute.
>>339467963
You think a part of her is constantly losing her shit because she killed her husband?
Must be hell
>>339468007
Is he based of that kid from MGR that Raiden cut in half
>>339465071
only reason I tolerate the ship
>>339467885
>Angela wears mom jeans when she's not in the Valkyrie suit.
Pure poetry.
>>339468014
I need it to get retarded some more. It adds character.
>>339467991
Okay I'll concede
>>339467873
It's a 0:45 you knucklehead.
>>339468007
i'm pretty sure his legs are just covered in an exoskeleton to power his laser skates and increase mobility
>>339468058
And a year younger!
>>339468065
Mom jeans are way too lewd. Too lewd for pure Dr. Ziegler.
>>339468120
There's ~30 frame in the 45th second of that video
You posted 1
>>339467930
Pharah's mom is MIA though, probably getting hte Widowmaker treatment at Talon as well.
>>339464480
This is one of the things the game needs, a horde mode. That would be a lot of fun for a game like this, and would give the game more content than just 3 pretty similar game modes.
>>339462343
Junkrat and Roadhog were obviously created as a typical gay coupling of twink + bear dude.
>>339468239
Oh fuck sauce me on that!
>>339468216
>not silky smooth 60 fps
GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD CONSOLEFAGGOTS.
>>339466804
>Slight: you people have no knowledge about anything but yourselves
>Retort: you have social services
>>339467603
Its sad going back and playing the original StarCraft, and seeing Metzen in his better writing years as an autistic nerd compared to the the normalfags trash he puts out now
>>339468239
I hope we get two, or at least one, Talon heavy hitter operatives that aren't just ex-Overwatch members.
>>339467573
this makes my heart hurt
>>339462343
junkrat is gay for roadhog idiot
>>339468051
Yes only instead of Genji doing it, Symmeta's company did.
>>339468185
its hard to believe
JR seems like one of those ageless icons
>>339468305
No you dumbshit, it's a joke about how your flag is a medical symbol.
>>339464480
Or against Talon goons or Los Muertos.
>>339464687
Yeah, I hope we find out what that secret is.
>>339468239
Or she's dead.Please give source. Everything turns up nothing.
>>339468239
>this is right now, not on /e/ for me to jerk it too
Can you at least pony up some sauce on this?
>>339468289
>>339468390
mr-steaks on tumblr
>>339468469
Thanks bruh.
>>339468469
Thanks for sauce at least, you alright.
It seems basically every character has some kind of tragic background.
>>339468692
such is life
not all of them though
>>339468185
>partner is a year younger than you but still towers over you
>>339464887
A CUTEcouple
>>339468692
Nah. Pharah, D.va, Mercy, Zenyatta, Junkrat, McCree, Mei(meibe), and Zarya aren't really tragic.
>>339468335
Poor Jamison.
>>339468781
I bet he isn't a virgin though!
>>339468692
Omnics basically came close to going full Skynet on the human race, so of course everything's fucked up.
They dindu nuffin, though. They good bots, tryna get they lives back on track and praying to robo-Buddha every day.
>>339468927
They should've followed Russia's example and wiped them out instead of disabling the Omnium.
>>339468806
Junkrat grew up in Mad Max Australia and lost two of his limbs.
Zarya's been fighting off crazy Omnics in Russia for years
McCree tried to be gud, but then Over/Blackwatch tanked so now he's a fugitive
Everyone else at Mei's research station didn't survive the freezing process
Mercy's parents were killed in a war and then her new "family" fell apart
D.va. Jury's out on her. South Korea's regularly attacked by a Kaiju Omnic, but she seems to like having to fight it
Does anyone know where you can read these comics Blizzard are putting out about the game?
Are they even any good?
>>339468927
I'm surprised to see a setting show a psudo slave uprising and not have the things rising up being terrible and evil, they are just the opposing force
>>339468806
Mei's is kinda sad, she's the sole survivor of her team that were trapped in Antarctica and had to risk going into cryogenic suspension for a potentially extended period after they'd burned through all their supplies.Though apparently a big part of her fight against personified global warming is done in their memory, which is nice, I guess.
>>339469018
Are you kidding me right now?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=overwatch+comics
>>339469018
Literally the Overwatch website
>>339469015
>but she seems to like having to fight it
because shes nuts and thinks its a fun game while people die around her.
Narcissistic little thing.
>>339469074
Mei:Jack? Is that...is that really you, 心爱?
>>339468982
>They should've followed Russia's example and wiped them out
everywhere that tried to continue fighting got fucked up because of it. Russia is still fighting bots, Australia got fucked because of their anti-robot terrorsits killing robots who blow up like nukes when they die.
>>339469018
Playoverwatch.com They're mildly decent
>>339469015
Junkrat's limb loss is probably self-inflicted and overall he seems happy despite growing up inside of an Omnium
Zarya's only recently been fighting the Omnics before that she was an olympic level weight lifter.
The rest is a matter of opinion outside of D.va being a brat and probably having issues later in life for viewing real life Pacific Rim as a game.
>>339469110
Alright m8 calm down I hadn't googled it yet because I'm literally on a smoke break in work reading the thread.
Just thought I could get a clear answer quicker than googling it.
>>339469190
Russia actually succeeded. The ones they're fighting currently aren't the ones they fought from thirty years ago.
>>339469074
>burned their all their supplies
is that why she's fat?
>>339469261
I thought they were
They suddenly shut down, and are now reactivating, but only in russia.
>Torbjorn's comic
Wow, that was shit. I want to like him, but his comic is shit.
>>339469261
>Thinking there is ever victory in a racewar
/pol/ is hilarious at times.
>>339469364
>. I want to like him
he is just a dwarf.
>>339469338
Nah or at least they shouldn't be. I wouldn't be surprised if the ones Russia originally fought weren't located in Siberia while these and their current omnium are or at least close enough to storm Siberia. Wouldn't be surprised if it was close to China as well.
>>339469336
I've literally never had a teammate save me from being reaped. Something about playing Mercy turns you invisible to your teammates apparently.
>>339469398
I like Dwarves.
>>339469435
Well, you are behind them most of the time.
>>339469158
who
>>339469435
If Pharah's in the air and you can jump to her that will usually save you from Reaper's shotguns.
>>339469514
Mei thinks 76 is the dead commander Morrison.
>>339469158
Joke's aside, if she was out of the game long enough to be having trouble adjusting to everyday life like the anon at >>339463724 says, missing the death of a loved one(s) would well be something that'd weigh on you. Also potentially a nasty case of survivor's guilt.
>>339469560
wait doesn't everyone know that?
>>339464881
You're supposed to just say "thanks doc"
>>339469598
Oh she probably has nasty survivor's guilt all things considered. A shame they didn't include it.
>>339468806
I'd imagine D.Vas entire esports team was killed my Omnics
>>339469495
>>339469435
Plus, I think a lot of people don't realise that when Mercy is linked to you her health bar is shown on your screen by the buff icon so you can keep an eye on it.
>>339469621
Bruh that's crazy talk. The newer generation doesn't really know that.
New Thread:
>>339469724
>>339469621
Not in-universe.
>>339469667
Nah nothing tragic has ever happened in the brat's life. Nothing enough to slam into her childish skull that what she's doing is incredibly dangerous and should be taken seriously. For real, the girl streams her combat ops to her fans.
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