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The life of a healer is a tough one
>>339453475
Damn you, overwatch is not suppose to have FEELS.
blablabla heal sluts dicks fat cocks bully them get bullied sissy girlbois and manly tank abusers etc etc
Fuck man. You dont make Mercy cry like that
>>339453475
Best ships are:
Mercy x Pharah
Tracer x Widowmaker
Mei x Reinhardt
D.Va x Zarya
>Mercy didn't age
Nanomachines.
>>339453676
longer hair
>>339453676
McCree didn't age either.
>>339453475
Who the fuck wrote that
>>339453475
76 had a hard life.
>>339453653
>No meiXd va
What is wrong with you, nigga?
I want to see Mercy's pootie tang obliterated by Reinhardt's reinhardt.
>I'm a medic I have the right to frist treat the patient choice
>First, checked other people than me
>frist treat the patient choice
What the fuck am I reading
>>339453475
Why is 76 so old ? Hes a clone or something ?
>>339453475
>shitty typesetting
>shitty english
DELETE THIS
>>339453801
Clearly the artist is not a native English speaker.
5
>>339453801
>>339453804
non-native english speaker trying to write english
>>339453653
>>>339453475 (OP)
>Mei x Reinhardt
>D.Va x Zarya
Why?
>>339453653
>I want tumblr to leave
>>339453732
ESL
>>339453787
>Not wanting to see her take Reinhardts currywurst
>>339453763
>unironically thinking D.Va would give fat chicks the time of day
She's a pop culture icon nigger some fatty beta isn't going to win her over.
>>339453819
Reaper trying to fuck up your shit will make that to you.
>>339453867
You have to go back
>>339453912
>cant stop wont stop
KEK
>First, checked other people than me
>I'm a medic I have the right to frist treat the patient choice
>>339453819
He's normal. Mercy just has weird nanomachine medical tech or something that makes her look younger than she is.
>>339453732
Cowboys are immortals.
>>339453653
I like to imagine Tracer and Widowmaker are in an "open relationship", but only Tracer really wants it and she cucks Widowmaker and fucks with all of the other girls on the side much to Widowmaker's chagrin
>>339453653
>Mei x Reinhardt
Good taste
>>339453867
>>339453867
What does being a non-native have to do with anything?
I mean, I'm not a native and I don't write down "first" as "frist".
I think this might just be a case of dyslexia.
>>339453929
Too late, anon, they already have loads of fanart, mostly from Japan.
>>339453475
That'd be super cute if not for the fucking jumble of words in the bubbles.
>>339454054
I like to imagine you being in a coffin
>>339453475
This ship would totally make sense if you add edgy beaner to the equation
>fuck the doctor, she ducked by my revival and now I'm a freaky skeleton ghost, and fuck you Morrison, it's Bros before hoes.
>>339454076
because non-native english speakers have fucking horrible english?
especially if it's not part of any curriculum in their country.
>>339453475
This makes me mad that Overwatch will never have a fully fleshed out story.
Fuck Blizzard.
>>339453653
>no Mei X Junkrat
>>339454140
>bros before hoes
>when Reaper tried to kill Morrison over a fucking promotion
Best ship right here
>>339453475
We're all soldiers now
>>339453653
That fanart of D.Va groping Mei has instilled their ship in my mind.
>>339454350
>>339454336
We're a hivemind anon
>>339454121
Go to bed, Ryan. Your dad is going to take away your Wii U if he catches you posting on 4chan again
>>339454350
>>339454336
Patrician taste
>>339454336
>>339454350
Didn't realize it until now but this is the best ship by far.
>>339453475
what a beautiful duwang
>>339453475
i actually started to tear up :(
>>339454140
He literally tried to kill 76 just because he was jealous if him being popular.
>>339453653
>no Mercy x Zarya
>>339454336
but that's not a yuri couple
Why was the other thread kill?
>>339454114
I'm not sure how necessary the text even is. Maybe just leave in Mercy's first lines but whatever.
>>339454467
*chew*
hey you old piece of shit stop dying
>>339454504
we're all soldiers now
>>339454514
Just fix the broken English.
>>339453475
>Third panel
>H-heroes never....
Either way, the second would work better with a broken visor on 76, nobody is supposed to know he's Jack.
>>339454589
we're all soldiers now
>>339453475
F E E L S
Post more like this, faggot.
>>339453676
Nanomachines, son.
>>339454618
I'll let somebody that has more typesetting experience than none at all do that if they want.
>>339453653
no
Best ship is MercyX76 with D.Va crushing hard on 76
Mercy x Reinhardt
Mei x Junkrat
Soldier 76 x Pharah's mom
D.Va x McCree
The only official couples so far
>>339454750
>Not Dva geting BLACKED by Lucio
>>339454514
>>339454618
Specifically:
Panel 1:
Mercy: You're always hurt...
76: I'm fine, Ziegler. Check the other people ahead of me.
Mercy: I'm a medic, I have the right to treat my patient of choice.
Panel 2: You're always...
>>339454750
>D.Va crushing hard on 76
I could dig it.
>>339454003
His hair went gray after Overwatch was kill
probably from stress
>>339454794
Lucio is obviously going to BLACK the Indian bitch.
>>339454838
reminds me of a porn i saw the other day
>>339454514
And change the stupid ass One Piece crying face mercy has in the second panel.
>>339454870
>Implying
Dva and Lucio ask for eachothers autograph
She's gonna raise her APM with him. African pole meat.
>>339453653
>Not Zarya x Mercy
>>339454750
Too be fair, everybody is crushing hard in 76. He is just too focused on the mission to care.
>>339454336
>>339454350
>>339454761
>junkrat and mei
Why? Do they even acknowledge each other ingame?
shipping is fucking cancer.
>not Zarya X Genji
>>339454965
We're all soldiers now
>>339454953
>>339454870
Isn't Lucio Brazilian?
>>339453475
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY ANIME FEELY THING YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING WEEABOOS
>>339453912
you do realise mercy is from swiss right?>using swearwords like a immigrant
>>339454336
Junkrat is pure you cunt don't fucking ruin him
Him and roadhog go on adventures and find treasure together and sleep in separate tents and they also commit felonies like best buds do
>>339454963
S T O P
>>339454994
Yes, a few lines.
Junkrat kinda awkwardly comments about being cold around her and she calls Junkrat a bully.
>>339455003
this. thread should be purged
>>339455003
>Overwatch is fucking cancer
ftfy
Reminder that any ship involving Mercy other than Mercy x 76 or Mercy x Reinhardt is trash
>>339454359
>>339454593
What did they mean by this?
>>339455019
A HUE can be black.
>>339454942
Crying faces are fine on women.
>Nobody ever appreciates Torbjorn
>Whenever he's mentioned it's just because of how shitty his Plays of the Game are
>>339454054
Tracer and widowmaker hate each other and your headcanon is nonsense
deal with it nerd
>>339455019
He's still a negroid
>>339455043
huh
so she is, for some reason I just assumed Sweden.
>>339455047
Oh? You want me to stop? Well too bad! I'm gonna post some moreZarya x Mei since that was the only Zarya x Mercy pic I had
>>339454825
>I'm a medic, I have the right to treat my patient of choice.
except that's wrong. the author of the original should google what triage is because no self respecting doctor or medic treats whoever they fucking feel like.
>>339455118
Torbjorn's swiftly approaching joke status considering his POTGs and maybe his response to Numbani and Nepal whenever he zones into them.
>>339455126
Nope, hates windowmaker and the latter doesn't give a shit.
>>339455009
>not GenjixHanzo
If you are going to go full retard at least do it right.
>>339454794
Lucio is too busy being pushed off ledges by Reinhardt to be in a relationship
>>339455118
After all the omnics are purged everyone will remember
Torbjorn was right
>>339455220
>his response to Numbani and Nepal whenever he zones into them.
What are they?
>>339455172
Zarya can't lift weights that heavy
this is fake
Lucio x Bastion
>>339455118
It's Torbjorn!
Jerking off while his turret kills my incredibly incompetent team.
>>339453653
>No Zarya x Mei
Ship all females with 76
Lucio, Zarya and Hanzo kill themselves
Everyone else is a nonfactor
>>339455118
Torbjorn is fucking baller
His comic is one of the better ones
>>339453653
neato i didn't know lesbians visited /v/
>>339455293
He fucking hates omnics
>>339455215
I was transliterating what the OP's original lines were.
Also it's pretty clear that mercy's probably at least slightly unhinged, what with what she did to reaper and genji
>tfw no sissy boy healers
Where are the mercy mains?
>>339455220
that and when he goes Super Saiyan if he falls off a ledge while on the radio. I couldn't stop fucking laughing when I heard this mid-game
https://a.pomf.cat/iqttnh.webm
>>339455215
I think it actually means she has the choice to treat the one she, from a professional point of view, considers needs more medical care in that moment.
>>339455118
Frig off, Ricky
>>339455215
When you can bring people back from the dead you can pick whoever you want to heal first.
>>339453475
This would have been rather powerful as far as tumblr comics go, but god damn that English. Could the creator not be fucked to run 3 sentences through Google Translate?
>>339453653
>no tracer x winston beastality
>>339455416
I know you were, that's why i specifically said the author of the original image.
>>339455019
Brazil is like half nigger. North brazil is basically africa. Maybe ~20% of brazilians are white rural farmers/southerners and the rest are browns halfbreeds.
>>339455443
google translate doesn't work that way
Zarya needs a real man. The only proper ship is Zarya xWinston.
>>339455293
I can't find the voice clips, but
Nepal
>It's like a culmination of a thousand of my worst nightmares.
Numbani
>No, no, NO, N, O, NO
He hates omnics.
>>339455398
I think it's the only one where they actually show blood, for once.
Why doesn't she just use her healing gun?
>>339455503
>What is hyperbole
>>339455479
you're not looking hard enough
>>339455568
She cannot heal scars and psychological damage.
>>339455513
The JunkHog one they fucking hang a guy in a time square like area and destroy a skyscraper
The Reinhardt one had a good excuse for not showing blood
>>339455428
>D.Va falling off a ledge sounds like a panicking monkey
>Reinhardt screaming his ass off
I don't know who had this in mind for when people fall off the map but I love it
>>339455624
I mean, you know they dead, but yeah.
>>339455594
That post was THE WORST example of a hyperbole I've EVER seen. EVER.
>>339453475
where the fuck is mercy's chin in the first panel
Although this appears to be bad translation over poor comprehension, why are so many capable artists incapable of basic garmmar and spelling?
Doesn't it hurt to release a quality piece of artwork you spent a considerable amount of time grafting over through blood sweat and semen and at the last moment you ruin it by failing to take ten seconds to check your spelling or get someone (god help you) to proofread it.
It'd be like me writing this convoluted and somewhat irrelevant complaint about the lost nuance of combing artistic and literary talents to respect their mutual value and cost to one another when either if found lacking and then not to get the seven at the end of this post I have called for, completely undermining what I assure you has been the work of seconds of minutes.
>>339453653
>Not Roadhog x Everyone by force
Cmon son
>>339454657
Oh I forgot the in between
>76 is gone
>Mercy just holding the cracked visor
>>339453653
You forgot the actual best one.
>>339455215
Maybe it should be modified to say like
"I'm a medic, I decide who needs treatment." or something where she's putting her foot down as a medic, not wanting to hear his shit.
>>339455715
>garmmar
>>339453653
>Mei x Reinhardt
Fuck off
Reinhardt x Torbjorn
>>339455479
It's Winston x Widowmaker
I give that bitch hot monkey dick EVERY GAME
what's up with like all of soldier's skins being shit?
that pre-order skin is pretty solid but it doesn't change his lines or anything because blizz is fucking lazy so it doesn't really fit
all his other skins are pretty shit and I'm really not a fan of the weird dirtbike jacket thing
Tell me about Roadhog
Why does he wear the mask and suck farts out of a jar?
>it's always zarya being the futa not mei
>>339455513
>He hates omnics.
Why wouldn't you. I mean, they're literally genocidal robots.
Glass Numbani, REMOVE ROBOT REMOVE ROBOT.
>>339453475
>Healing the character with the heal ability
reee
>>339455762
That's not a ship. That is just two bros being cheeky cunts and fucking shit up.
>>339455817
His commando and nigh ops are pretty alright but the stunt man ones are weak
>Hating on 76's sick jacket.
>>339455887
maybe she gave him the device because she was tired of his shit
>>339455804
>be french
>be a cuck
just like real life
>>339455915
Theyre the only ones who have even a 0.0001% chance of being an actual ship.
>>339455118
Don't forget he's Swedish so any time he's mention people just start spewing cuck memes.
>>339455479
>it's thrall and jaina all over again
METZEEEEEEEEEEN
>>339455791
What's the problem chumster you got some kind of issue with my archaic terminology for a delicious plant? Are you some kind of asshole who shits on my four?
>>339455797
>Reinhardt x Torbjorn
as beer bros maybe
>>339456053
but he gets to stare right at every female's ass
>>339454618
While I could fix the English to a better degree like >>339454825
I'll just keep it close to the original. 50 seconds in Paint.
>junkrat and tracer talk about bombs
>suddenly things get sexual
>tracer demonstrates her British superiority and removes junkrats peg leg
>junkrat gets pegged by his pegleg
>>339456010
Junkrat literally pays Roadhog to be his bodyguard
>>339456010
>Implying 76 couldn't lay the dick down on anybody he wanted.
>>339455927
those fit I guess but they're nothing special, heroes like Mcree have fucking excellent skins but soldiers are passable at best
>>339455962
it's pretty lame man
>>339453475
>Going from a beloved heroic icon to a vengeful vigilante loner
At least he has mexican lolis.
>>339455696
>t. English Major
Hey dude, i got a few poems i need analyzed, what's your hourly rate?
>>339453912
>jävla hora
anon...
>>339454838
Reminds me of Korean incest anon
>>339456080
Reinhardt would start shouting about demons and hit anyone who gives him sexual advances
>>339456167
Yeah, and they traveled together and hang out together and moved to the US together, which is more than you can say for anybody else.
>>339456203
I was using an example of hyperbole back, hun
>>339453475
If this weren't so badly worded, I might have actually cried.
>>339456180
>Body fucked up
>Lost his home
>Lost his team
>Framed for its destruction
>Everyone who knew him thinks he's dead
>Lost his best friend
Being 76 is suffering.
>that feel when Torbjorn only swings his hammer fast enough to keep his turret alive during his Ult
why the fuck is this dwarf so slow
>>339456273
This is even better when you think that Junkrat only talks to Mei for her coat
>>339456362
because hes not a fantasy dwarf but just a small degenerate human with autism
>>339456120
Remove that comma before the first.
>>339455479
Gorilla's have microdicks
>>339456080
Which leads to sloppy drunk sex of couse
>>339454336
>>339454350
I need this in my life.
>>339456437
Symetra is the one with possible autism
>>339456347
Hey, at least he can still beat up minorities
>>339453475
man, that makes him look way less fucked up than implied.
I feel like under his armor 76 would have like robot arms and legs, the organs of his chest cavity in ballistic, watertight sacks, and underneath hit mask he wouldn't look much better than Reaper.
>>339456494
It really is the little things in life.
Hey Mei, are you going into a cryogooogenic?
>>339455118
>Incredibly fake accent
>Literally a midget
>Swedecuck with a turret that does more than him
>>339456472
...Why? That just seems completely random.
>>339456506
Reaper is a botched fucked up revive done by Mercy fucking up.
>>339456347
At least he still has Mercy, I guess?
Soldier 76 is cute! CUTE!
>>339456506
He isn't that fucked up. What you're looking for is Gengi. Nigger barely has half a face thanks to his wolf pussy wearing brother.
>>339456203
Just because your mother sets an hourly fee doesn't mean everyone else works on a schedule set by the refractory and self-douching period. Everyone knows a literary postgrad will expect warm shelter and food in return for your letters read, your phonebox ads proofread and jazzed up with comic sans, and an interpretation of whether that death threat in iambic pentameter made out of newspaper cuttings is either avant garde or a mostly derivative work only noteworthy for tabloids slavering at the bit for a name to slapdash on the killer of your professional working mother having just up in the gutter with her innards outwards.
>>339455421
got anymore of these pics senpai?
for my fap folder
>he uses young genji/hanzo skins
>>339456362
Because he isTORBBORN!
>>339456595I can't be the only one here seeing Wojak, am I?
Would you wear it to attract heal slut cake?
>>339456506
>ballistic, watertight sacks
I can buy the whole prosthetic limb thing, but what the fuck does this mean? And why or how would he get this fucked up?
>>339454963
that mercy sex hair
>>339456720
Ouch...
>>339456745
i seen it
>>339453653
>Meinhardt
my favorite characters
Why is Tobjorn a dwarf
.
>>339456576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqksc8F-kEo
>>339456751
Wow I didn't know they did personalized numbered trashbags.
>>339456650
>draw generic anime girl
>give her the outfit of the person she gender swapped with
Wow how creative
>When a Junkrat kills a Roadhog he says "Guess we know who's really on top, do we?"
GAY
Always what?
>>339454342
Come on man, he had low blood sugar at the time.
>>339456913
Birth defects
>>339456595
So when is 76 going to buy boxes?
>>339456759
>what does that mean'
Basically a majority of his chest cavity is- actually, best to show how I sort of imagined 76 looking based on how I read his bio. You know, plus still having hair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXOhIJg4B7k
>>339456651
>>339456590
yeah, I guess I did sort of take it too far in my head.
>>339457006
Thats sad m8
>>339456996
Can mexicans actually get low blood sugar? I thought if you cut one open they're literally just those delicious cinnamonsugar stringed doughtnuts.
>>339456994
a soldier
we're all soldiers now
>>339453676
>brought back reaper as a probably literal ghost
>no pulse emote
>hasn't aged
she's a zombie
>>339457106
He is American
>>339457106
Oh man, now I wish Reapers mariachi skin had him explode into treats like a pinata when he gets killed.
>>339455104
That we're all soldiers now
IT'S HIGH NOON
>>339456362
They actually dramatically reduced hammer speed during beta because otherwise he kept turrets up indefinitely if you didn't kill him first or if you burst the turret hard enough to keep him from repairing it.
>>339456347
>Best friend is now a demonic Mexican ghost edgelord who wants to kill his former team because nobody paid enough attention to him
>>339456362
You know torb has a gun you can use right?
>>339454994
>Brr, I get cold just lookin' at ya...
>Then you should look somewhere else!
and Mei also says
>You're just a no-good bully. How can you even look at yourself in the mirror?
I'm honestly curious if they have any history
>>339457106
Common misconception, we actually bleed Horchata
>>339457232
We can all dream for mariachi music replacing his ult sounds and for his mask to be a sugar skull anon, maybe it will come true!
>>339457218
The wall isn't built in the overwatch timeline so basically American is a synonym for Mexican. But actually it was just a joke. Not a good one though mind you, but they can't all be zingers.
>>339457357
i'm now imagining Reaper's definition of "nobody paid enough attention" was not commenting on his lame, shared joke facebook posts.
>>339457380
PROTECT MY TURRET
>>339457389
Mei is probably gonna be the second person to find out what Junkrat's secret treasure is.
anyone got a screencap of that post the other day about the mexican version of Reaper ulting
>>339457403
We also shit churros
>>339457201
>She's Dr.Frankenstein
ftfy
>Mercy has three arms
>>339457357
>>339457464
>nobody goes to Reapers birthday party
>>339457464
I would find it better if the only one to ever comment on them was Winston saying "ha"
>>339456952
>Draw generic character
>Give him a new, recognizable outfit
>New character
Wow how creative.
>>339457403
So basically your biggest threat is Californian almond vampires? Goddamn be careful out there good buddy. Don't let them activate you.
Pharah x Mercy are the best Overwatch couple.
>>339453475
someone fix the text, it's making it hard to feel
>>339456453
I don't like that parsing but sure that MIGHT be grammatically correct. From 76, it sounds more like a direct order than a soft order by suggesting priority, that way. From Mercy, it sounds less intentionally mimicked (and therefore, less intelligently berated) that way.
But fine, here.
>>339456302
This comic sucked
>>339455393
>yfw 76 has a harem but he's too dense to notice
>>339457357
>McCree tells Reaper that it's stupid for him to just throw away shotguns and shit
>Winston tells reaper that children probably wouldn't be afraid of him
>if Reaper is in view of Mercy's ult he'll say "You can't be serious."
Reaper is kind of hilarious
>>339457605
sleep tight pizza
>>339457464
>Be Reyes
>Post hilarious video of Blackwatch clearing out some Mexican factories
>Not one comment
>Fucking Morrison posts a shitty picture of him and Mercy rescuing an orphan
>Over 76 fucking comments
>AND FUCK YOU WINSTON STOP SHOWING EVERYONE MY PALGUE DOCTOR COSTUME RENAISSANCE FAIRS AREN'T FOR NERDS LIKE YOU FUCK YOU
Playing tank is suffering
>Stand in front of teammates
>Usually they dick around or even run in front of my shield anyway
>Even when I am shielding they're still too scared to fire at turrets or Bastions, or they'll fail to kill anyone flanking us even if it's 2v1
>Want to switch to offense or situational counterpicks but nobody else will go tank so they'll just continue to die 1 by 1 even if I do take care of the bastion or sniper or whatever
>>339457464
>I'm performing an experiment, if you are an overwatch agent and like me, make sure to like this post, share it on public, and post your current location, then I know who are my true friends!
If it had worked he wouldn't have had to invaded the moon to beat up beast from X-men.
>>339457724
He'd make a perfect anime MC, hell, he can be like that unlikeable dence cunt Raku from Nisekoi.
>>339456720
heh
>>339457695
This image is actually pretty nice. Nobody else knows of Soldier 76's actual identity so that seems like a plausible situation for Mercy to find out.
>>339457776
speaking of does Reaper have any different lines in either of his legendary skins
I was kind of hoping they'd at least play Mariachi music for his ult
>>339457776
>Reaper decides to make a spooky halloween costume for the Overwatch/Blackwatch Halloween Mixer
>Shown up by Reinhardt in this suit
>Wears his forgotten costume to this day in anger
>>339454336
>>339454350
>cute, chubby girl that wants to protect the environment and save it
>with a lanky maniac who gets turned on by destroying everything
I can dig it
>>339457867
76 is a cool dude though.
>>339457389
They clearly don't, anon. Junkrat came from Mad Max land and Mei was a fucking iceberg up until recently
>>339457612
Alternatively, everybody goes to his party, but he doesn't want to hang out with them. He just keeps sulking in the corner playing the same voice mail over and over.
>"Hey buddy, it's Jack. Sorry I couldn't make it to the party. Work, ya know? Anyway, have a great time. Wish I could be there. Have a slice of cake for me. I'll see you when I get back." BEEP. To delete message, press 1. To repeat message, press 2.
>>339457672
2nd best
>>339456595
Whats the original?
>lesbian shipping
Can you fags get any fucking gayer?
>>339457731
I'm glad Blizzard is self aware of Reaper's hilarity. It might be embarrassing if they had intended "Pssh nothin personnel: the character" to be actually cool
>>339455118
He's best bro anon fuck these plebs
>>339453653
>Not Reinheart X Pharah
>Not 76 X Mercy
>Not Reaper X Widowmaker
>Not Tracer X Winston
>Not Bastion X RoboZenmaster for maximum prejudice against the robots.
>>339457706
If this wasn't a drawing, I'd be disgusted
but this is arousing as a drawing
>>339458046
Apparently in the closed beta they made fun of him even moreso and had to take out a few lines.
>>339458073
>*salsas behind you*
>>339457992
;_;
>>339457731
>Tracer mocks his DEATH COMES line after killing him
>>339458102
Its pure.
>>339457959
>>339457776
>Think you've got the LOTR costume contest in the bag with your subtle "sexy mouth of sauron" costume you made by cannibalizing a scream mask and combining it with your darth revan robes and comfy operator knee/elbow pads.
>Fucking Tryhardt turns up as fucking Sauron.
>With a fully functioning mace
>Even has a glowy firey visor.
Fuck I'd be pissed too.
>>339458138
Fake
Roadhog doesn't have a face underneath his mask
>>339457357
>"Wow Jack, why do you even hang out with Reyes? Guy's an edgelord."
>"Nah he is real nice when you get to know him."
>No one ever got to know him.
>>339458073
>Tfw you can literally do all that in-game.
I just want to free my people from an evil company while ripping off New Day
>>339458073
AYAIYAIYAI
>>339455393
Who do people ship Lucio and Hanzo with?
>>339453475
no it isn't.
stop being a crybaby.
>>339456764
cute girl
>>339458032
>Heroes never die
>For a price...
>Medical bill on 76 face
>>339458318
Lucio with me
fuck he's sexy for a BR
>>339458318Each other
when i was a bit younger i always saw myself as a healer and enjoyed the roll more than anything else, but as i started to grow up the thoughts of stuff like this began to bug me more and more. i got anxiety over the possibility of failing as a healer and people being upset with me. it eventually became too much and now i just roll DPS on everything, sometimes adding support in there if i can.
i just can't stand the thought of letting everyone down anymore.
>>339458318
>Lucio
D. Va, usually
>Hanzo
Absolutely no one
>>339458318
>Hanzo
His brother
>Lucio
That bass
>>339458318
Because ships can travel to any port even if they probably don't have any reason to and are likely to get shot at for trying.
>>339458264
>tfw you learn you can consistently chain wall rides together
took fucking hours of practicing but man is it fun out skilling people with wall run
>>339458046
>The reason why Reaper became an edgelord is because all of Overwatch made fun of him
All his bantz in the game gets blown up in his face too like with Winston.
What legendary skins you got for a character you don't use?
okami yo waga TEKI WO KURAE
>>339458387
Take pleasure in your failures.
Shove a dildo farther in your ass every time your team loses a fight.
>>339458318
Lucio is a fan of D.Va (and vice versa), likes to race Tracer, and likes hockey (????) so maybe Mei. he also says some shit with Bastion.
Oh, and he directly butts heads with Symmetra so there's hateboner between them.
Hanzo is Genji onry
>>339453475
>medic
>not implementing triage to take care of the most urgent patients
What kind of dumb Chinese artist made this
>mfw the entire enemy team is chasing me and the guy i'm healing is fucking clueless and doesn't notice
>>339458448
Explorer Winston and Odette Widowmaker. I actually want to get better at Winston though.
>>339458318
Lucio with Indian chick. Hanzo with Genji.
>>339458318
Hanzo with McCree
>>339453475
>Treating a flesh wound over someone who might be in critical condition
Whoever drew this is fucking retarded
>>339454942
Quick attempt
>>339458564
>Game is in overtime
>Lucio
>Standing on the payload keeping it contested while running around like a chicken with my head cut off hoping they don't catch me
>>339454407
>Widowmaker taking advantage of an injured Tracer
Yup, I could use a lot more of this
>>339458645
fix her chin in the first panel pls
>>339455416
What did she do to Reaper and Genji?
>>339458638
This anon gets it
>>339458638
>Reinhardt is blown in half 3 feet away
>Is perfectly fine with them treating him later
>Is just laughing it off
>>339458568
Winstons easy heres how you play him
>leap into battle throw shield down for team
>look for squishys and support to behind enemy lines
>see widow maker symthra zen hanzo mercy or lucio
>hop over behind them and give them the big monkey D
>Hop away towards team drop shield before you do and heal up
You can also hop on D va ult and your your barrier down and it will contain her self destruct
>>339458564
>When you die due to that the fucker uses the voice command prompt asking for heals
>>339458448
I got Zen's djinn skin, even though I hate his fragility.
>Floats outside spawn
>Gentle breeze touches his face
>Feel the pangs of mortality, as his being disintegrates from such a decisive blow
>>339458709
Which part of it do you mean
>>339458448
Junker for D.Va, I like her on some maps but generally she is just a lackluster hero
Glad it's her best legendary, though
>>339458737
IT'S JUST A SCRATCH
COME OUT AND FACE ME
>>339458452
>Ore ga uwasa no naisu gai
>YAMUCHA
Reminder that D.VA is Morrison's secret daughter.
It perfectly explains her western features and confidence on the battlefield. She's just like her father.
>>339458730
>Reaper
Genetic experiments. Tried to revive him from the dead. It worked but he is in a constant state of decay and regeneration, he regenerates via stealing the energy of others, so he has to murder to live.
>Genji
Revived him from the dead as a cyborg without his consent. It nearly drove him mad but Zenyatta taught him inner peace.
>>339458448
Huntress for Widowmaker. I try using her but Im not too good
>>339458730
it's implied reaper almost died and she saved him but it 'went wrong' and he might be a literal wraith. When she asks reaper what happened to him he'll respond with "You tell me" and when she says that she didn't mean for this to happen, his response is "You knew what you were doing."
She was also in charge of Genji's recovery since he'll say "You saved me again doctor!" or something.
>>339458856
>Fuck
>I knew I shouldn't have gotten honky with the locals.
>>339458876
robomonk best sensei.
>>339458638
I'm fucking sorry anon did you go to space angel swiss doctor school to learn how to heal people by spraying them with a fine golden mist from your modified oozinator 5,000 and revive fallen soldiers who just went down from a fucking explosion using nothing more than an astrally-projected instant-transmission blowjob/handjob combo?
DIDN'T FUCKING THINK SO. Go back to medschool faggot.
>>339453884
My brain thought that was a centipede
>>339458856
proof?
>>339458564
Even worse
>Guy i'm healing takes a medpack someone else could have used
>Roadhog or S76 use their heals AS I'm FUCKING HEALING AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN TAKING DIRECT FIRE REEEE
I hope you cucks dont do this
>>339458448
Punk Tracer.
I can't stand that skin, and I don't care much for Tracer.Still waiting on that Okami Hanzo and Toa Roadhog.
What is the translation for what Genji says when he ults?
>>339458856
Did they fuck?
>>339456952
His name is Soldier 76. How much more generic could you get?
>>339459026
remember kids, always wrap when you tap shore leave pussy
>>339455416
>Mercy is a parody of Dr. Mengele who was nicknamed the Angel of Death
>Mercy relishes in playing God and performing abominable lab tests on dying individuals to satiate her bloodlust and morbid curiosity>Her imp form is her true persona
>>339459149
self and hostile
>>339459149
>Ryuhin no ken wo kurae
Taste the blade of the Dragon God
>>339459012
>She was also in charge of Genji's recovery since he'll say "You saved me again doctor!" or something.
She was the one to turn him into a gray fox and made sure his body didn't reject the implants/cyborgification.
>>339458856
>her western features
is it that time already
Today, /v/ was pretty good. Instead of the regular thread worshiping widowmakers ass or talking about how THAT FAGGOT BASTION GOT POTG FOR THE 15 TIME JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, we settled down and talked about the deep ship about Overwatch. We talked about how 76 is fucked up, we talked about how Reaper was fucked up, and we talked about how Mercy is fucked up for fucking those two up. We fixed a comic that a non English speaker wrote, and none of us called him a nigger.
Today was a good day.
>>339456678
I appreciate this post
Has anyone considered the very real possibility that overwatch is just the delusions of a mentally broken housewife programmed to murder her husband and that none of this is real?
I feel like we haven't got to that level of completely retarded lore suggestion yet. We may as well plant the flag there first so it can stand proudly next to "Squall is dead" and "TF2 takes place in a post-apocalyptic playground of clone warfare"
>>339457201
Or she's an actual angel
>>339459207
>Next experiment
>Combining two men into the ultimate weapon
>Junkhog
>>339458223
>Roadhog mugshot
>They let him keep the mask on
>>339455915
>>339456167
You've never heard their dialogue
>now we know who's really on top
>>339458562
Could be 76 being modest while he is, in fact, the most wounded (despite it just being a flesh wound)
>>339459346
Mercy is a horrible person
>>339459295
I don't, it was exceedinglylewd!
>>339455043
>you do realise mercy is from swiss right?
>from swiss
>swiss
>>339453475
thanks for reminding that overwatch is a literal anime spray fighter
>>339459149
"The dragon becomes me" or something
When a foreign person on your team ults, they will say their ult in english. If that same hero on the enemy team ults, their ult will be in their native language.
For example
Mei friendly: Freeze, dont move
Mei enemy: ching chong ;laksd;flhkas
Zarya friendly: Fire at will
Zarya enemy: obonasdfwego vor de tovnasphere
>>339453819
Positions of great responsibility make people age like shit
Just look at pictures of presidents before and after their terms of office
>>339459234
I can't tell if comprehension is bad or if this is a great piece of classic British hum(ou)r.
>>339456930
damn daniel
>>339453635
it's like my Slutload keyword history broadcasted to the world.
>>339459149
EUGENE OKAY OKAY
>>339459269
because it's 3am on a tuesday and the kids are sleeping
>>339459207
These two should hang out
>>339459401
Well in OPs pic she is clearly working on some swiss cheese.
Please kill me.
>>339459313
>delusions of a mentally broken housewife programmed to murder her husband
But that's Widowmaker
>>339455043
She's German, but she operates out of Sweden
>>339458045
shipping spunkrat and rawdog
>>339458856
Wasn't there a drawing of S76 and Hana as father and daughter? All I remember is she was wearing some flowery dress and S76 was wearing a suit
>>339459412
I think Zarya says "I'm going for the Tobelstein," but I believe you're right otherwise
The only ship is Roadhog stuffing his giant, smelly dick into every woman until mindbreak is achieved
>shipping 76 with his children
sick fucks
>>339459412
except torbjorn who says the same thing every time
>>339453819
Massive amounts of stress and working yourself too hard will gray your hair, it happened to me and I almost had an entire head of gray hair when I was 26.
After I chilled and took life less seriously my hair turned back to normal within a year.
The human body is a weird thing.
>>339458073
My sides
>>339455416
>>339458730
>>339459012
>be Gabriel Reyes
>fuckboy jack fuckin' morrison getting all the chicks and fame while I'm stuck hanging out with some southern cowboy fuck killing robots and shit
>finally had enough, gonna kick morrison's ass
>accidentally the base
>doc tries to patch me up, fucks up, now i'm the smoke monster from LOST and have to wear my Nazghul halloween costume all the fucking time
>fighting on a battlefield one day
>see doc ziegler fucking revive like four guys at once
>they're totally fine and it took like a second
some bullshit man
>>339459604
Thats why I only ship him with Reinhardt.
>>339455215
There's literally no need for triage in a word where you can just say 3 words and raise the fucking dead.
>>339459207
It would be cool if this was true, and later on down the line we get an animation that focuses on Mercy and her past deeds coming to light or something
She's obviously a caring, if somewhat no-nonsense doctor. It might be cool if she had a dark Nazi surgeon side to her too.
>>339459604
D.VA is pure daugheru material
>playing Support like a KEK
>>339459660
>She does it to you later
>Still a fucking smoke monster
Bullshit mane
>>339453475
>fall in love with tracer before the game comes out super excited to play as her
>discover that i'm bad at the game and even worse with her
What do I do?
>>339459501
I think he wants morphene, not teary bandages.
>>339456764
source?
>>339459241
This. What he says in English isn't a direct translation.
>Reinhardt is secretly a fan of D.Va and embarrassingly asks for her autograph
>>339459783
Acquire proficiency
>>339459783
WICKED
>>339459361
>not Roadrat
you dingofucker
>>339458628
>kenichi smith.jpg
>>339459783
The answer seems pretty obvious, doesn't it? I'll spell it out for you anyway.
GET GOOD FAGGOT
>>339459818
does this happen?
>>339459708
>dark Nazi surgeon side
We can't just go full TF2 here. 90% sure, but not 100.
>>339458448
God for Symmetra. I would never touch her if it weren't for it.
>>339459361
>Offense hero who pulls enemies toward him before detonating his suicide vest
I'd play it.
>>339459390
No I mean, like, she's a ghost.
>>339455118
>Egypt level, defending point B
>Playing Toblerone, have my turret in the corner
>Almost team wipe, i'm the only one left alive
>Q like a mother fucker, turret starts ripping ass from the corner
>Wipe the entire enemy team, mostly with shots from my bolt gun
>PotG, everybody whining "torby just hit q, what a fag"
Christ, I'd understand if it was hardly any help but that play was one of the ones that won us that fucking game
>>339458795
>Junker D.VA
my nigga
>>339456347
>>Everyone who knew him thinks he's dead
Wait people don't know 76 is Morrison?
>>339453475
Someone knows the source his comic?
>>339459862
That's not how you spell something out.
>>339459660
You forgot
>Jobs the hardest in every special he's in
>>339459501
Oh damn, right in the feels
>>339458645
I like this anon
>>339459875
>I was wondering if you'd sign something for me. It's... ahem...ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᶠʳᵉnᵈ
either that or he was being honest and Brigitte likes D.va
>>339457745
why'd i kek
>>339459919
PM me mate.
>>339459916
Some do.
Reaper does, by extension that means Widowmaker probably does.
Not sure about anyone else though.
>>339459994
>>339459921
>>339459604
Who are these by?
>>339459783
Play VS AI, learn the maps a little and improve your aim
Check out your mouse sensitivity settings and see if there's a problem there
Other than that it's just practice. Don't be a shitter who autolocks to Tracer regardless of the situation though
>>339458856
Why is John Morrison shipped with Dva? Do these two even interact?
>>339454336
>>339454350
Good taste bros
>>339460014
Like hell I would do that.
>>339459783
You have to flank around with her and hit people when they don't expect it.
So is Tracer like 40?
>>339460089
But from the dialogue I expect Mei to be tsundere with Junkrat at best
>>339459916
I'm pretty sure it was mentioned somewhere that it's not public knowledge that Reaper and S76 are Reyes and Morrison, but all the player characters themselves *are* aware of their true identities. McCree even calls Reyes out on shit he did before he was Reaper iirc
>>339459783
git practice
>>339458387
Is that fucking Gakkou Gurashi?
>>339459968
Thought that the idea of Mercy having done this for him so many times that she no longer reacts with anything but quiet acceptance that this'll never change no matter what she says was a bit more "feels"-y than her just exploding into out of character tears for some cheap pathos
>>339460062
http://lillu-kr.tumblr.com/
>>339459916
Wait why do you think they're the same person? Morrison died on that tanker two years ago. I read about it in that book, in the shadow of stlllborn battleborn.
>>339459861
>13 years ago
>I was young having fun with the game while adults raged
>Now I'm 24 and raging at games wondering how the youth are able to eat this shit up
Poetic
Why is Mei so cute?
I want tosnuggle with Mei!
Torbjorn is ridiculously strong, his turret does do a lot of damage if its not dealt with and in higher skill cap games torbs turrets get fucked up immediately. But paired with his alt fire and ability to tank a shit tonne with his ultimate torb has won me more matches than i can count. I don't get why people think he's useless. He won't get a lot of time to shine in higher skill cap games but he's a lot like Bastion in regards to stomping noobs who don't know how to coordinate.
>>339460192
I want to cum all over her face after pounding her ass until she cried.
>>339455118
Hey, I like Digiornos!
>>339460150
She's involved with time shenanigans
>>339460079
Not shipped, they're family. Father and daughter.
>>339458730
She didn't do anything to Reaper, people who claim otherwise are shitposting their headcanons.
>>339460192
someone post the gif of her
you know the one
>>339460150
Tracer is time fucked.
Due to the slipstream experiment she got 'lost in time' and would just disappear and re-appear in thin air for months until Winston strapped the thing on her chest which synchronizes her with real time.
She was an original member of overwatch and is still '26' so she doesn't age from that shit.
>>339460150
She has the internal organs of a time-travelling chav, so she's externally 18 but internally 168. Its why she can't drink bonk like scout does, she doesn't even have a functioning digestive system, whatever she takes in immediately comes out as incomprehensible chav gibberish and poor aim.
>>339460264
found the reaper player
>>339459207
I AM EVIL MERCY! I AM EVIL MERCY! I AM EVIL MERCY! I AM EVIL MERCY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnIu8CI4Syw
I love how this game has the community of a 2005/6 release. It has the fun, laid-back nature of Halo 2 while still being competitive in the right groups. How has it taken this long to avoid constant shitflinging and solo-focused players? I'm not saying it's all peachy, a lot of players have no idea what they're doing, but at least you can enjoy losing almost as much as winning.
>>339460292
Are you gay? Reaper and Mercy literally have dialogue that strongly implies that Mercy was responsible for Reaper's current state.
>>339453653
My favorite shitp is Dva screaming in Reinhardts giant cockand she loves itin her anus
>>339460152
>I expect Mei to be tsundere with Junkrat at best
Good enough
>>339460290
Fucking stop.
>>339460304I know which one you actually want, but I'm not going to post it.
>>339460419
>screaming in Reinhardts giant cock
i'm in love with mei's robot
>>339460397
I have that skin and love it. Use it with my carefree victory pose and she's perfect.
>>339460192
She sounds like a mentally challenged person trying to talk while eating
>>339460417
>strongly implies
it's pretty much confirmed. What's still up for debate is what exactly Mercy did because from what's been shown, Reaper's cells are in a constant state of hyper accelerated decay and regeneration, and he has to literally suck the life out of people to stay alive.
>>339460417
>Reyes, what happened to you...?
>You tell me, Doc.
I don't know Anon.
>>339459623
woah, where were you workin at?
>>339460491
>tfw a Genji reflected mine and it froze half my team
Wew lad, embarrassment right there.
>>339453475
>attack on anubis
>team splits before the giant doorway
>soldier gets hit a bunch and asks for healing
>he has a self-heal
>I'm on the other fucking side
>>339460531
She sounds authentic. All Chinese people sound like that.
>>339459623
Seriously? I always thought that kind of stuff was more permanent, and took years to transpire.
My level of stress fluctuates wildly depending on the time of year cause of uni, so I've been paying really close attention to its affects on my health.
>>339460531
Her actress is from Hong Kong, so you're getting the authentic experience.
>If it wasn't for Mercy, Morrison would have payed more attention to his friend reyes, helping him out and getting him out of the edge, Overwatch would not have ended and if Reyes dies he would get a heroes death instead.
MERCY IS THE TRUE VILLAIN OF OVERWATCH, SHE HIDES HER TRUE NATURE AS AN ANGEL, BUT EVEN LUCIFER WAS AN ANGEL ONCE.
>>339460264
>making her cry
Why not just squeeze with her tummy instead?
>>339460417
>What happened to you?
>You tell me doc.
It tells one of two stories.
I could mean Mercy did create what is now "Reaper".
Or it could just means he thinks Mercy's medical knowledge should give her insight.
>>339460567
>Genji can reflect Mei's ult, Hanzo's ult and Zarya's ult before they properly activate
Fun
>>339456764
fuck you and fuck your shemale shit
>>339460264
I've spent the last three minutes trying to make a premature ejaculation joke at your expense involving covering your dickhead in onion and its just not happening.
>>339460567
that little floating cutie can freeze me all it wants. im just happy to see it each time.im legitimately attracted to a cute video game robot. what's wrong with me?
>>339457992
this is gay as fuck senpaii like it
>>339460653
That's assuming Reaper is still capable of genuine human interaction rather than just being an ultra edgelord all the time.
>>339460483
What do you think that would taste like?
I would imagine it tasting like a blue raspberry icee
>>339460653
>>339460537
Personally I think that someone stole Mercy's nanomachines tech and used them on Reaper without fully understanding them.
Remember that Mercy was pioneering the field and there would be other doctors and shit who used her technology.
>>339460653
>Mercy: This is not what I intended for you, Reyes.
>Reaper: You knew exactly what were you doing.
She did it.
>>339459660
I heard Reaper gets really angry if he sees an enemy Mercy use a rez for that reason
>>339460654
I'd love it if deflecting while Genji's ult was active could deflect Hanzo's ult as per the Dragons short
>>339458353
Oh you.
>>339460705
IF I DON'T SEE ANY GENITALS ITS A GIRL
>>339460576
>on that map
>soldier 76 keeps dying solo and telling mercy to use her ult just for him.
>Tells her to learn how to play
>finally more than one person dies together in a group instead of running off solo and she uses it and wins the game
>Wow you could have used it 8 times by that point and won it that much faster
>>339460614
>>339459623
>>339453819
Soldier 76 is also just fucking old from aging.
All of the other original overwatch agents are either also old or some other shit.
Actually old: Reinhardt, Torbjorn
Bullshit: Mercy, Winston, Tracer, Reaper
Mercy uses science to stop aging, Tracer is time fucked, Winston is a genetically modified gorilla, Reaper is fucked up by Mercy
>>339460797
Oh, and he has a special quote for killing mercy sometimes.
>Don't forget, you're the one responsible for this.
>>339453475
?thefuck i did just read
>>339460773
Probably like those cold cans of spray-air for cleaning keyboards would taste
>>339458628
>Rawhide Kobayashi.jpg
Guys I NEED to fuck Pharah someone help
>>339460797
Huh, I've never heard that one yet, but then again I haven't played all that much.
>HELDEN STERBEN NICHT.
>HELDEN STERBEN NICHT.
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Holy fuck can they nerf the charge time on this fucking ult already
>>339460901
The fuck did you just type?
>>339460817
He literally says "You can't be serious."
>>339460797
Never heard that one before.
Looks like Blizzard fucked up.
I cant help but see 76 as this man
>over 1 hour and already almost close to 500
So is this a lore thread since we are discovering the truth behind Morrison, Reyes and Zeigler?
>>339460932
you're doomed, anon. we'll never get that far into VR in our lifetime.
>>339460797
Hey now, its entirely possible he just means she took his backdoor virginity while using a single latex glove for protection, furiously sliding her nanomachine-augmented synthenis through his faltering sphincter until in a cataclysmic eruption of hypocratic coital crescendo Reyes' tentative grip of the very fabric of his heterosexual existence slipped and his swiss-cheese anus became a shadowy wraith of its former self to match its now thoroughly emasculated shade of an owner.
Let's not jump to conclusions anon, is all I'm saying.
>>339461003
>Wear Mako skin on Roadhog
>76 talks about how you're fucking up local rivers all match
>>339460932
It's pretty easy.
1. Create a Pharah cosplay suit
2. Go to Egypt
3. Find a girl who resembles Pharah
4. Get beaten to death for even looking at one of their women.
>>339460773
Are you implying that Mei mixes blue raspberry artificial flavor into whatever the fuck is in her ice gun? Because that would be retarded.
Speaking of, why does she have that, anyway? She's a scientist researching global warming. In what way would that research necessitate carrying around an ice beam? IN ANTARCTICA?
>>339460397
Will Mercy become the new Queen-Bitch of the Universe?
What if Overwatch group had its own Dr.Manhattan
>>339460965
Yea, for something with an aoe like that, that is so fucking broken it should have nearly twice the charge time.
>>339461007
>discovering
That was already known
>>339460965
It's your fault for letting her heal up her whole team instead of confirming the kills or even just focusing her. Mercy pocketing a Reinhardt or Roadhog will charge that shit instantly
>>339461007
>>339460965
If Mercy isn't the first to die, you fucked up. Just accept it and move on
>>339460797
Man I was looking for youtube videos of someone that recorded all of this but I just came away thinking about how goddamn salty Pharah is about her mom. Like holy shit.
>>339461149
>It's your fault for letting her heal up her whole team
Try playing her, you can fill the ult off healing 1 Reinhardt for 10 seconds.
>>339453732
>>339453676
what if.... EVERYONE is Omni-android?
think about it,. almost everyone has some kind of cyborg attachment except diva that drive a mech
>>339461061
He could just give an eyptian SAM kohl-rimmed eyes and a blue paintjob before sticking his dick down one of the tubes and just hoping like hell he finishes before the next military coup happens.
I mean if he needs something to tide him over before we finally can just 3D print our waifus that's his best shot.
>>339460753
Considering he has lines about the mission he's doing in numbani/talks with widow about working with her i assume he at least has some adult in him.
>>339454226
But there are comics and lore videos coming out frequently.
>>339461169
but without the tank, everyone else dies. Without healer, the tank dies. So:
Tank > Healer > DPS
>>339461087
She's a climatologist and uses a miniature version of her weather manipulation tech.
Which exclusively works with ice, because I guess they had to stick with an ice theme.
>>339461112
There's still a shit ton of characters still to be announced from Sombra to Doomfist to that magical girl drawing for the kid they did.
>>339461264
And without DPS it's a slow agonizing death due to tank stupidity and healer arrogance.
Almost as if it's a triangle and that each part is equally as needed as the other
>>339455293
Nepal
>I'm sick of these fucking chinks
Numbani
>These fucknig niggers again
>>339460965
It's pretty fucking ridiculous for how game changing it is
>sit in a corner and bait your whole team
>res them after the other team blows all their ults
>win
Or
>Mercy dies early
>have 3 seconds to wipe the other team before she respawns and gets in position for a res because defense literally spawns on the point and has the same respawn timer as offense what the fuck were you thinking Blzzard
>>339457201
SHE'S A LICH
>>339461087
>She's a scientist researching global warming.
Well considering she's now invented a little drone device that can freeze humans to icicles in seconds, I'd say she already solved the problem. Just need to scale it up.
>>339461190
Maybe if people were fucking smart enough to attack her instead of the reinhardt
New thread when?
>>339461381
>due to tank stupidity and healer arrogance
anon you're mixing things up here.
So was the Omnic crisis just the Animatrix but with the sides switched?
So what the fuck is Mei doing in the arena?
>>339461456
Does any good discussion ever really survive thread transitions? I've yet to see a follow up thread be as good as the first.
>>339455513
Who are all the obvious anti-omnics again?
Torbjorn, Zarya, and Junkrat?
>>339461381
Ive done plenty of dungeon runs with just a tank, or with a tanky healer who can do dps.
>>339453653
D.va x 76 is best
Everyone else go home
>>339461417
>It's all a clever disguise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMoVmSV4yA8
>>339461503
Roadhog is against them as well since they terk his land
>>339461503
I'll assume Roadhog as well, considering they nuked his home.
>>339461503
Roadhog, too. More than Junkrat, since he blew up a good portion of his country to fuck them over.
>>339461087
She does research into tech that manipulates climates and the local weather. I'd assume the gun is just a way to show that, although why the ice setting is beyond me.
>>339461417
Bitch aint a lich nor a witch they can't stitch the itch on my titch in this sitch. Reyes aint no glitch healing rod's just got a switch.
>>339461489
I don't see how there's any side switching.
It's the animatrix at first and it ends on a peace treaty.
I love the fanart this game gets. It's not from ugly weeb western artists either, it's from talented Korean and Japanese artists.
>>339456120
it should be:
>I'm a medic, it is my duty to treat the most wounded patients first
haven't any of you faggots taken a first aid course jesus fuckin christ
>>339460797
See
>>339460776
It could go either way.
>>339461621
Because she was posted in Antarctica and was Cryogenically frozen.
So by that virtue her weather gun only has an ice setting.
>>339461726
It's the original dialogue.
And Mercy heals whoever the fuck she wants. Hardly the epitome of the Hippocratic Oath, here.
>>339461456
Here is the new thread
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>>339460636
I can't wait for quality cosplays during tournaments
>>339461190
I was speaking in a general sense. Yes she gets it off quicker by healing up a Rein or Road, but a good Mercy can fly all over the map and build bonus charge from the whole team
>>339458073
oh fuck i'm dead
>>339461230
>mfw it's all a simulation done with omnics
>mfw that's reason mortal enemies can play on the same team
Pharah is cute! CUTE!
I want tobegin a loving, committed, lesbian relationship with Pharah!
>>339460180
my sides
>>339459783
When the game gets intense, flank the enemy as hard as you can so the enemy has to decide whether to focus on you or your teammates.
>>339459783
This was me, don't give up.
I played Pharah / Bastion / a few others when I started, I was completely new to the genre.
I loved Tracer and wanted to get so good with her, but I was SO bad when I tried.
After quitting for a few weeks (this was in closed beta) I decided that I'd get good with her, so I picked Tracer and did nothing but play her every game every day for a week.
Now I'm a pretty decent Tracer, and you can be too.
>>339461726
>wanted to become a doctor when I was younger
>never ended up getting smart enough
>ended up hating biology
>ended up developing a crippling sympathy pain problem
>can't save lives outside of video games
I-I just wanted to help people. Real people.
>>339461953
>lesbian relationship
what's between your legs forbid this
>>339458876
>missing half his body
>zen after a stiff breeze,png
>>339461539
Muh nigga.
>>339459895
Holt shit, is that picture real?
>>339462259
Don't you know
Hitler lives in Argentina now
>>339458448
fucking both kinds for Winston, my least played char
>>339462259
Yeah, Time travelers have to guard hitler at all times to prevent his assassination, one of them gave him an xbox because they realized he was actually pretty cool
wow being reaper is truly suffering
>>339461503
Roadhog, Torb and Junkrat are all REMOVE OMNIC tier
>>339462064
>father's a CMO at a local hospital
>Mother and step-mother are both nurses
>wanted to be a physician
>I'm a complete failure
just kill me now
>>339459412
>Mei enemy: ching chong ;laksd;flhkasI'm learning Chinese right now and since I can't make out what she says I laughed pretty hard at this
>>339459412
>Zarya enemy: obonasdfwego vor de tovnasphere
She says "Oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти"
Ogon po gotovnosti in English pronounciation, it just means "Fire at will"
