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Can we get a cringe thread going?
eh, we all were stupid assholes as kids
go to any overwatch threads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrvQkkjx_xM
>>338729296
RIP Jewario
>>338729296
>This is the jojo fandom now
Is there anything that anime doesn't ruin
>>338729203
that guy tipped his fedora hard
>looking at Youtube comments for cringe
Low-hanging fruit. Color me unimpressed.
>>338729296
ouch
>>338729432
This was before the anime though
>>338729432
>2010
nice try but jojo fanbase was always cancer
https://vimeo.com/152523017
>>338729432
that shit is old as fuck my man, wryyyyyyyyy and za warudo were some of the oldest shit on 4chin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA2tpPl-9GQ
>>338729615
How about I colour you white? with my semen. Oh god I'm horny, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz3Mi_OZYno
>>338729898
Christ. I Couldn't even last a minute.
>>338729203
He'd fit right in here.
>>338728697
>hey /v/, look at these youtube comments!
>they're posted by retarded 12yo!
>>338728697
holy shit Nintendo fans blaming Sony fans for criticism is actually real? I thought it was a boogeyman
>>338729203
>assuming that is a guy
>people picking through random 9 year olds' youtube comments for cringe
Stop being a nigger.
>>338730314
this one takes the cake
I can't believe anyone would talk like that outside of 4chan
>>338730674
Aaaand this is why I dont watch "anime" or as I like to call it: shitime.
>>338730674
Jesus Christ
>>338730578
College is just fucked in general. They have optimized the shit out of it to get students in and out with minimum expenditure and you basically get minimum wage adjuncts shitting out this kind of stuff for classes that cost 1000$+ a pop.
>>338730674
Holy fuck this hurts. Where did the parents go wrong.
>>338730556
>S.M the G.O.A.T
every fucking time
>>338730540
that's pretty much every animeposter and anime avatar on steam
>>338730395
What about the Youtube comments of grown men?
>>338730651
Its tough to watch all the innocent people who worked their ass off on this game get shafted but this was well overdue for gearbox and pitchford.
>>338730674
Please tell me someone recorded this
>>338730384
Is there a single video game character that can defeat Sapphirus while he's wielding the Tyrantopphirus?
>>338730749
That's a video game character, though.
>>338730749
I'm sorry you type like that anon
>>338730674
>"Since they look and act like female characters, they are waifus. Deal with it."
>>338730395
>I will always let you playstation controller me
What did he mean by this?
>>338731092
Doomguy
>>338730980
it's okay, developers get paid a contract-bound amount with no commission
the actualy money from the sales goes 100% into publishers, CEOs and other worthless suits
>>338730749
Fresh cringe is being created before our eyes
>>338729203
that is some next level fedora
>>338731092
Common sense
>>338731225
>inb4 deleted
>>338730936
Why do niggers love sony so much?
>>338731259
>stop commenting
>>338730753
you guys are assholes
this guy can't help the fact he was born in india
>>338730787
>words of a neet
>>338730395
>I promise i will always let you dual shock me...
Strangley lewd
>>338728697
What's more cringe worthy is that you're Russian.
>>338731125
I truly wish i could enjoy something as much as that guy enjoys that game.
>>338730395
>our relationship is an Marvel Ultimate Alliance
Yes, be my player #2
I got some
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KK6kH70LAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_TMtgjQuZI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thjBsADxJWo
>>338731259
Fucking women
>>338729203
Wow, what a fucking autist.
>>338728697
If you want to cringe you need look no further than a SHITFAGGOTS thread.
>>338730753
Is the cringe the fact that someone thought it'd be funny to use those stupid reddit text zoom on shit that's not even funny? Not to mention it's painfully obvious the 2 toilet thing was a joke.
>>338731389
easier to steal than a computer, designed to be so simple as to be usable even by a child and more common than xbone
mario sunshine + beatles + autism = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ghuo4Uda7o
>>338731485
>I'm sucking my girlfriend's penis
>>338731454
Thats just plain character assassination mate. I'm in college now and the effect of shit like this https://www.aaup.org/issues/contingency/background-facts is easy to see all around me.
>>338729957
what the fuck is the point of this shirt? what the hell would you even tell people if they ask who the people are?
>>338729898
>GA2tp
NOPE
>>338731648
>SHITFAGGOTS
Did I miss something?
>>338730395
>It is your Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3™ to be my loving boyfriend now & always. One path of love's Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel™ is Uncharted: Drake's Fortune™. But, because our relationship is an Marvel™ Ultimate Alliance™, I know that we will stand together with a Halo™ above our heads. I promise you will always have a Portal™ to my heart, and I promise I will always let you Sony™ Playstation 3™ DualShock™ Controller me. We are an Army of Two™ and nothing can change that. Love is a Battlefield™ but with you I am in Burnout Paradise™. I don't care that you don't SKATE™ or that you don't play in NHL™. I know that even in a Call of Duty: World at War™, you will protect me. We will stand together even if we get attacked by Mini Ninjas™ or Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin™. You are my Destiny: The Taken King Expansion Pack™ and you will be my Final Fantasy XII™. Can I be your Player #2?
What did she mean by this?
>>338728697
>carlos from tumblrmeme as avatar
>that moment when underfags are stupider than minecraft players
>>338731818
SHITFAGGOTS (Stereotyped Hero Inspired Team Fortress Action Game Going On Two Sides)
>>338731259
Every time I see this image I'm reminded that this is like 96% of gamur grilz in a nutshell
>>338731125
Saw this earlier today.
>>338731485
>I'm sucking my girlfriend's penis
JESUS
>>338731865
I'll be using that. Thanks, lad.
>>338731835
She loses me at the controller
>>338731125
it's like playing chess with yourself
except you name all the pieces and give them personalities
and you do it for 3000 hoursHOW
>>338731547
stop commenting.
>>338730674
What the fuck do they teach in colleges nowadays?
>>338732007
>how
autism
>>338732026
cyka
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM
>>338731623
That's not cringe man that's just infuriating and depressing
>>338731259
whoever blacked out these names did a shitty job
>>338732007
Considering he has 3500+ characters, I suspect he's been playing for significantly more than 3000 hours.
>>338732074
English pls.
>>338732096
>door stuck
>cringe
>>338730224
>Blaming
Comparing the popularity of the 3ds family to Sony's offerings is only natural since the Vita has Minecraft you retard.
>>338732096
>cringing at door stuck
no anon
u r the cringe
>>338730674
at least they're spreading mostly correct information
>>338732210
Heт ты
>>338731775
is that the original ?
I thought it'd have at least 50k view by now
>>338732192
I think it's supposed to be ironic
>>338732289
I don't think that'll be an issue.
>>338731623
Poor guy
Don't watch if you don't want to go in a killing spree rampag of anime shitposters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxxxQEF0vP0
average TF2 fan
>>338728697
Star Citizen. It's premium, yo.
>>338731765
>they are the names of fair maidens that I protected on the internet from rude bigots that don't realize it is current year
That's how and they'd take pride in it when talking about it too like they did something worthy of the same amount of praise as somone that spends their life discovering new animals or discovering cures for diseases.
>>338731623
Now i'm sad
>>338731765
>t-they're people th-that a-a-are important because t-they have a v-vagina, a-a-and if I d-don'-t th-think th-t-they're important I-I'm a s-s-se-s-se-sexist!
He would then most likely pass out upon finally getting the word sexist out due to dehydration from profuse sweating.
>>338731259
kek
>>338732272
idi nahui
>>338731485
It's perfect, with the user picture and everything.
>>338732007
>tfw I was there
It was even more impressive to see it unfold
Dude's power level is too much even for most hardcore people on /tg/ and he took single player roleplay to a whole new level
Only autism can explain this phenomenon
>>338731485
>having a transgender girlfriend
>>338729203
good lord
>>338730674
Has anyone ever said "Deal with it" and NOT been cringey as fuck?
>>338731225
What's wrong with not wanting someone named Jamal Tyson as my president of the fucking galaxy? Maybe it'd be fine if nigger names weren't used.
>>338732416
???
>>338731623
FUCKING
>>338729432
>now
That video is from 2010
ITT: we pretend that we were never 10 and we forget that the only reason we're not on these pics is that back then the internet wasn't such a big thing
>>338732053
Liberalism and how to not be a racist sexist cis white male that oppresses everyone just by existing
>>338732387
>pve players
why even play an mmo if any interaction other than hugbox level shit is what you're looking for. they could literally be npcs.
>>338730395
>dualshock me
>sixaxis me
both are kinky
>>338732508Heт___________________ты
>>338729203
Fake as shit
>>338732640
ITT: rhetorical bullshit.
>>338728967
With Requiem, he's right.
>>338731225
>Paradox being PC and Banning mods
Say it isn't so, what a shocking and unexpected turn of events.
>>338732701HET TЫ
>>338729203
>have you even played cities skylines
must be that guy who always shitposts in bloodborne threads
>>338729957
does zoe actually have that special snowflake e with the dots in her name, like on her fucking birth certificate?
>>338731259
See this looks kinda bad but then you realize it's almost certainly some complete stranger butting in.
>>338732053
probably a public speaking class.
>>338730674
This was done ironically, right?
>>338729198
>top sekrit donut steel
>>338732810
not an argument
>>338729203
>Hotline Miami 2
>>338730314
my god
>>338732962
Yes an argument
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk5VKqou7Ko
>>338733043
not an argument
>>338730578
>tfw majoring in Memeology and I have to write two sentences about the history of memes by Monday
Jdimsa
>>338731686
>Not to mention it's painfully obvious the 2 toilet thing was a joke.
its not
>>338731623
The dad deserves every bit of hate he gets for foolishly believing the lies of his wife's daughter.
>>338733056
>I'm trying
Everytime
>>338730753
>expect undertale cringe
>instead get POO IN LOO
>>338731709
I understand what this anon was trying to say but he left himself wide open
>>338733113
not an argument
>>338732850
I doubt it since everyone is pronouncing it like 'zoey' and the umlaut would make it sound more like 'zoh'
>>338732894
Yes. People like these publicly humiliate and ruin their reputations for the sake of irony.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmGEsTPrhwY&app=desktop
>>338733056
>i'm trying
>>338733056
>go fuck a whore
>I'm trying
topkek
>>338733203
>[_] argument
>[√] not an argument
>>338730314
>stop using lingo
>TALK
i can feel the frustration of someone dealing with autism.
>>338732383
>demo cosplayer didnt blackface
shit cosplay
>>338731125
This isn't cringe, its hilarious
>>338731835
>I promise I will always let you Sony™ Playstation 3™ DualShock™ Controller me
>>338733056
>fucking bastard, go fuck a whore
>I'm trying
Every time
>>338731485
If real life were an anime, that'd be cute. But sadly real life traps are not cute.
>>338730674
Trapfags are truly cancer . They would've been expelled to /lgbt/ if you autistic neets didn't keep them around just to scare " le normie boogeyman"
>>338733308
>body: big
I love these threads
>>338731623
I really hope the son doesn't kill himself to spite his parents.
>>338733209
Damn dude this girl cute as shit AND not a complete pleb what was this nigga thinking, does he not realize how hard it is to find a girl who is actually into her own shit AND not a hambeast?
>>338733289
>implying this is an argument
>>338732387
And another one from the premium supa sekret game. If you're banned, you're not important anyway. We have backers more loyal than you could ever be.
>>338731721
Reminder that this was made cyka 2007 and if this caption was made today there would've been a major uproar.
>>338732368
Just come on man
How do you not realize you're about to do something you'll absolutely regret when you look back at it
What goes through their head before doing this? Not a single figment of his body goes "Wait, shit, we might've fucked up..."?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7vEwVNDHZQ
>>338733438
not an argument
>>338731623
Another win for the patriatrchy!
>>338732853
I'd play ifshedid.
>>338728697
>3DS is so shitty it cant even run minecraft or any minecraft clone
Truly a sorry state, nintendo has reached.
>>338730384
>2016
>not removing the stans from your steel
>>338733295
>>338733209
>>338733101
>tfw you'll never be that much of a sperg
>tfw you fell bad for that fucking sperglord
>>338733473
>arguments
>>338731623
Holy shit that situation's just fucked.
>>338730314
He is retarded but there's nothing wrong with using meme pointers outside of 4chan
>>338729203
That looks fake as fuck
>>338729203
/v/ in a nutshell
>>338733209
>you fucking posted our conversation on 4chan?
>you're getting reported asshole
Is posting screencaps on 4chan against the rules of some dating service now?
>>338730651
This is more cringe for Blizzard, picking on an innocent game company like Gearbox.
when u jerk off live in front of 5,000children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrOTMeqzgXU
>>338733131
>>338733538
No, I mean he's joking about being Indian. Fucking retards.
>>338729203
Might be fake but I don't get the cringe, I see that shit all the time here, I'm used to it.
>>338733545
not an argument
>>338733308
>no means no
I can just imagine some dude getting denied by everybody there and just jerking himself in the corner to a bunch of ugly ass weebs grinding against each other akwardly
>>338733101
this is literally my friend
he hates Skyrim and anything that can be considered a MOBA, despite not trying them.
>>338733419
>says skyrim and fallout 3 are her favourites
>not a complete pleb
>>338731485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTKkQ5VCW7g
: ^ )
>>338733592
It probably violates the ToS in that he used her information and spread it without her permission, or for just being kind of rude I guess? Something along those lines I would assume.
>>338733563
Yes there is.
>>338730314
Sometimes I accidentally start using > to point things out in chat when I'm playing games. This is a good reminder for why I shouldn't do that.
>>338733673
>undertale fans
>weebs
I hate undertale fans as much as you do, but its a western game and I don't really see how you think that liking undertale makes someone a weeaboo
>>338728967
I'll never understand how anyone can even begin to entertain the thought that Skyrim is anything but casual. It's one of the easiest games a person with two thumbs can play.
>>338729432
underage detected
>>338730314
Actually met guys like this on steam, I don't accept random adds now.
>>338732652
It's hysterical just how accurate it is.
>>338733637
why would he be joking about being Indian?
>>338733128
This almost seems ironic and then you see his expression.
>>338731623
>google it
>a bunch of them suspect he's a rusemaster because he doesn't respond to anything
I hope so
>>338732383
real cringe here is that you think overwatch is good
>>338733056
>I'm trying
Never gets old.
>>338733675
Skyrim is shit though
>>338733775
Not cringe, funny as fuck.
>>338733827
Not cringe
>>338733679
You gotta understand that the average girl can't even navigate in 3d space with a controller.
>>338731623
Ivy League kid locked up for 1.5 months on charges of statutory. He was raped and it was his father's fault. Best thing the guy can do is take out a large insurance policy on himself in his son's name and blow his brains out.
>>338732852
do people get social media accounts just to talk to people they know?
>>338733128
That's not Dark Souls
>>338733679
have to agree. thats some entry level shit right there
>>338730578
That will be 80,000 dollars plus tip
>>338733759
Its all the same greasy faggots looking to make a product or culture into their sole identity.
>>338731440
yeah this. feel bad for him
>>338733386
>implying that Oblivions level scaling was anything but horseshit
>>338733419
>not a pleb
>>338733265
>so much power that frames drop
Oh man this is golden
>>338733743
With all honesty, while I can't say the meme arrows are a good thing to use outside the chans, the concept of responding to a quote is not anything bad to do if it has context, it's a genuinely legitimate way to construct an argument and it can be pretty difficult to communicate in internet arguments without it.
The issue isn't with the quotinh but all of those fucking memes.
>>338733847
>>338733295
>it's a /v/fag ruins his chances with a girl by being autistic episode
>>338730395
That is cute, not cringe
>>338733759
yeah i guess youre right. Its just that from my experience, all people ive met who like undertale were big fucking weaboos as well. i just mixed them up i guess
>>338733761
They probably don't play any games that have deeper mechanics and so by comparison it might seem complex?
>>338731623
Cringe or not, I always hate looking at scenario's like these.
>>338733775
Not cringe in the slightest, that man is a champion.
>>338731197
I thin she meant
>I will always let you dual shock me
Maybe he was referencing to chocking or double penetration
>>338733775
Man fucking everything from askreddit is 12 year olds competing for "wackiest story" with shit like this.
>>338730749
>"...don't watch 'anime' or as I like to call it: shit-time
FIFY
>>338733760
>>338733789
Because some poor indian kid living in the slums can speak English and use the internet.
Are you fucking stupid? Even if he had access to the internet, why go to an American based ENGLISH image board?
>>338733308
>Army friend now does security work for cons
>Has been asked to be security outside 'meeting rooms' where orgies have taken place
>>338731125
>>338732515
Speaking of autism..
>>338730314
fookin ell
>>338733991
Atleast you seem to know what weeaboos are unlike theledditusers who think weeaboo = someone who watches anime
>>338733761
I kinda want to do a 1 thumb run of skyrim now.
>>338732416
>>338733056
>>338733620
EmptyHero, you're not funny
>>338730395
I find it cute in the universe where the girl is just really wanting to be a part of anon's hobby.
> Can I be your player #2?
>>338733669
argument
>>338734041
>>338733847
Please my dick needs rest
>>338734234
Prove it, autist
>>338729898
>that laugh
muh dick
>>338730314
>stop using lingo
That's the best
>>338730556
>The 13th Amendment makes it illegal to own niggas like this
Jesus
>>338734156
I thought con orgies were just a meme?
>>338734240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QUmPZmkr4IIs your dick pavlovian conditioned to get hard when you hear this?
>>338733775
It's hilarious that people make a living off of passing made up garbage as truth
>>338730749
Cringe within cringe
>>338731623
This is exactly why false rape accusations should be punished. I'm not saying that if a case is dismissed that they be arrested, but if there is proof that they were lying that they dealt with.
>>338734264
>Implying I need to prove it
An argument is an argument, anon.
>>338733101
CONTROL.YOUR.FUCKING.POWER LEVEL. HOLY FUCKIN SHIT,10 OUT OF 10 I AM PLATINUM MAD
>>338733830
Even if it's a ruse, it's honestly not an unheard of thing.
>>338734395
i will suck your dick
>>338734335
They're not a meme, they're pretty common. Most are informal things but some are organised by con staff who invite people to them.
>>338734140
he's not living in the slums dude. his town has two toilets
>>338734435
don't
>>338730749
>shitime
This post make me laugh like a fucking retard
>>338732850
The piggy changed her name like 4 times.
Chelsea Valkenburg
Locke Valentine
Zoe Quinn
It's one of those red flags when you see some purple haired slut skipping towns and changing her name to what a neckbeard would call their erp character.
>>338734426
I know but man, that was terrible.
>>338730395
adorable desu senpai
>>338730395
>joystick me
>gamepad me
>>338734369
While they are already punished, it should have worse consequences. For example, if you are found of lying about getting raped by someone, then you should get 1.5x more time in prison than what the accused would have faced
>>338730936
>/v/ still defending cloud computing
>>338730749
>Shitime
I'm saving this
>>338732416
I once overheard my housemate listen to this and the only thing i sorta smirked at was the ludicrous gundam part.
>>338731623
This story is most likely fake, but stuff like this actually happens everyday so in a way it's real, a true reflection of reality.
>>338734360
I was really excited to buy a gun but I realized I'd probably kill myself in a month if it was as easy as pulling a trigger.
>>338733830
>>338734426
He did respond. I remember seeing a screencap which was a follow up to everything he wrote. I don't remember the details, but he didn't write much aside from that he's sorry.
>>338732415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7hbqxnhzU8
Postin jared.
>>338731225
>oh no they took away my racist mod. Now I'll have to go to another website to get it.
>>338730556
I thought this was a cringe thread.
>>338733620
When was this?
>>338734501
Prove it
>>338734335
Everything is just a meme
>>338734526
Basically the fact that the situation is entirely believable is what fucking sucks, whether the post itself is real or not.
>>338734668
>playing video games in a way anon doesn't approve of is racism
ok
>>338730651
Oh no...
>>338734665
FAKE
A
K
E
>>338734648
I have a replica revolver. Every now and then I find myself pointing it to my head and pulling the trigger without hesitation.
>>338734661
Ah. Well I don't use reddit so I don't know how to navigate the comments that well, but fuck that guy
>>338733574
>>338732720
what's your criteria for something that "looks fake"
>>338731623
Reminder that in some states of America(or was it Canada?) woman can say it was rape if she had sex while under the influence of alcohol.
>>338731623
This is only 3 months old, but the poster's reddit account has been suspended. Either this story is fake and he was using this as a troll account or somebody decided he was a shitlord and banned him. Real fucking shame both of those seem pretty likely.
>>338730674
Jesus christ. Which one of you faggots is it?
>>338734787
Me: We need a second genocide (Naruto Joke)
>>338730749
>shitime
That's good! Mind if I use that one, friendo?
>>338734159
I have to read this bottom to top, right?
>>338734787
I can understand why he wants to remove the comment section from his youtube videos.
>>338734805
Just don't load it bubby, I like your posts.
>>338731623
>believe someone who isn't your child over your own actual child
>lol i'm doing the right thing
>oh shit i didn't do the right thing
dumb faggot deserves it, I hope he dies without ever again hearing an "I love you, dad" or getting a hug from his son.
>>338734763
So putting a woman in a video game is some sort of political agenda that's destroying the foundation of western society but making a mod that removes all non white isn't racism?
can /v/ get any more retarded? At least /pol/ admits they're racist.
>>338731835
> We will stand together even if we get attacked by Mini Ninjas™ or Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin™.
Dark Souls 2 confirmed shittiest game AND sexual predator!
>>338733101
>mansplaining this hard
>>338734295
LOL
How does that even happen?
>>338733101
How the fuck does this sperg asshole manage to keep a conversation going this long with a girl on OKC and I can't even get a single response?
>>338734823
Doesn't that ruin the entire point of the night club scene?
>>338734717
Yeah, it's like the story in one of those old CLAMP manga where a little girl is choked and drowned by a retard who then escapes punishment because he was retarded. Fiction, but based on something factual that could (and has) happened.
>>338730384
>its fullest extend
>>338735029
As retarded as the guy is, its clear from his actions that the mere idea of the daughter lying never even crossed his mind. He genuinely thought he was doing the right thing. Stuff like this is why people need to be more cynical.
>>338728967
Is... Is he vaping in his profile pic? Jesus...
>>338729203
He's right though
>>338734665
based jared
>>338733563
Are you serious?
I sincerely believe anyone who uses pointers outside of 4chan is autistic or edgy.
>>338735076
I want to believe this is fake.
>>338733612
Randy get off of /v/ and fix your game.
>>338733827
This is just fucking funny, honestly.
>>338734506
>Locke Valentine
Damn, that's actually a fairly good ERP name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0B7Z3JERdk
>>338735103
It's fucking baffling. It's so absurd it's like something straight out of a Monty Python sketch. Both of you get drunk, decide to have sex and she can press charges against you the next day. There's even a screencap I've seen of a poster warning about those kind of situations.
>>338735101
are you ugly and your profile is full of autism?
>>338734683
last week
>>338733469
I've lived in Japan for years, this happens rarely. It's usually older people who are lonely and take English classes even though they will never travel outside Japan. They come up and speak English to you just to make conversation and practice what they have learned. While you are under no obligation to talk to them there is no reason not to, especially when you consider that this guy had time to film a 5 minute video humiliating the man. Fuckin dick
>>338735101
Seriously I feel like Elliot Rogers looking at this but that girl was a fucking catch and basically throwing herself at him and he just recites gay ass game opinions from elder scrolls threads.
>>338730395
Need pics of girl.
If ugly it's cringe. If she's pretty then it's cute.
>>338730556
what a shitty crop
end it on the punchline
>>338735076
this is not ok
>>338735374
The fact that this is true makes me feel like shit is a lot shallower than it seems.
>>338734041
I didn't know there was a sequel to the flash
>>338732383
Has anyone ever seen an intelligent, non-cringe facebook comment?
>>338735076
>implying you would ever fuck with this gang
>>338734665
This reminds me... does anyone remember the story of fione? It was an old /b/ post about this dude getting cucked hard by some nu-male in college, it was absolutely infuriating.
>>338735532
My university had an actual puppy petting thing and I still didn't get the point of it. Oh now I'm not worried about failing this exam because I pet a dog for 5 minutes, meanwhile the whole first floor of the library is unusable because of the fucking dog petting thing.
>>338734816
Really? You need to be told why it's fake? Has this place turned into memecenter? How fucking naive can one be?
>>338735336
Probably, but judging by the dude's picture and autism on display in the chat with the girl, he's not in a better position than me.
>>338735651
>colleges are liberal by nature
>have a bunch a weak willed betas
>need cutesy shit to keep them running
Is simple
>>338735552
Damn what the fuck
I thought being that filthy rich would buy me enough surgeries and shit to make myself pretty
>>338735569
Nope the level of discourse on facebook is in the shitter. Its either a total straight up circlejerk or two faggots who want nothing more in this world than to be right. Most people I know just share memes.
>>338735329
I'm going to assume they also don't need to prove that they were actually drunk?
>>338735569
Yes, but it's always drowned in a sea of stupidity. You can't help those who won't help themselves and I think most people quickly give up arguing with stupid.
>>338734506
>Locke Valentine
I am 100% sure I used this name when I was a kid for my "super awesome RPG story"
>>338735772
>I'm in my lab
>>338735847
>Hadoken © Capcom
>>338735789
Well I could tell you the truth, like all the terrible shit in university today despite the liberal mask its just money. The university events are all entirely student run and don't get shit for funding so they put on stupid shit like that, I'm pretty sure they got the dogs for free for the day from some old ladies.
>>338735569
>when kids cared more about music than popularity and sex
wat
>>338734697
>It is a neutral ground where facts and evidence, presented within the confines of civil, inclusive discourse, prevail through careful moderation
BWAHAHAHAHAAH
>>338735589
Well yeah, going after low hanging fruit makes you seem like a lazy asshole.
>>338735567
Its a hidden scene
>>338736019
A classic complaint from people who aren't having sex when all their friends are
>>338734665
as much as i'd live to believe this is real cause Jared sounds based as fuck, i can't buy it.
She talks about how part of their agreement involves her quitting her job, then the next paragraph is all about how he conspired to get her fired and that led to all the bad shit happening. How can you get fired of you agreed to quit the job when you got back together two month prior?
>>338731709
Honestly I think the people misinterpreting what he said was pretty bad and I just see these image as proof that /v/ has the worst reading comprehension out of any board.
>>338735651
>>338735789
>faggots who don't like puppies
I bet you've never fought or even played a contact sport in your life.
>>338735532
>Why is this cringe? I'd pet pupp--
>scroll down
>mfw
>>338735847
Reads best left to right
>>338735795
There's things surgeries can't solve anon.Like mental illness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs
>>338736089
What's bad about that? She's just kissing duster, it-
oh
>>338733101
>that sperg out of a skyrim opinion
I legit felt bad for the guy because I do know that feeling
>>338733209
Now I no longer feel bad for him not even due to the posting but all the excuses and pedaling, at this point theres more dignity in just fucking off
>>338733295
>you fucked it all up
>starts to explain his legit views on Skyrim again like it was the problem
This dude is a retard but its cute in a way
>>338733056
That fucking bear face.
>>338732053
>>338732854
Yeah, Public Speaking classes are kinda mandatory for certain colleges, and they're mostly "present on whatever the fuck you want within these guidelines".
I had a roommate that was a massive brony (the guy was really cringy honestly), so I ended up doing my "informal presentation" on the rise of Bronies with him as an interview source.
Another cringy one I remember from the class was a guy going on about how inspiring Donkey Kong and Bowser were to him for the "personal presentation" one.
>>338732850
Dude it's just the German spelling
>>338733827
>not showing a woman that you are interested in her sexually
>expecting sex to happen anyway.
JUST B URSELF MY MAN
>>338736358
>POKE'MON
>>338735532
are people actually this starved for human contact?
>>338735569
Holy shit.
>>338736257
I like puppies plenty nigger, what I don't need is some fucking puppy petting zoo in the library while I'm trying to figure out what the fucking essay prompt even is because they hire incoherent asian ladies who can't speak english for 10.00$ an hour to teach their writing classes.
>>338736358
You win. I'm triggered.
>>338735827
I have no idea how exactly that whole scenario plays out when the woman makes up her mind the next day and screams rape when that kind of scenario plays out. The girl was under the influence and didn't know what she was doing, so she didn't act responsibly. I'm just glad it's not something I have to worry about where I live in.
>>338729898
YOU FUCKING POSTED THE LINK
WHY WOULD YOU
WHAT
WHY DO YOU THINK WE HAVE THE PICTURE
FUCK
>>338731623
This is why you should never trust women. They know just the simple act of accusing is enough to ruin your life.
>>338736487
God damn, calm down you microdick faggot.
>>338734506
the fact that zoe stabbed a dude, changed her name 4 times did drugs and porn and actually made a very shitty game before she was 30 makes me feel good because as little as I haven't done in life, atleast I haven't killed anyone
>>338736487
My school has the dogs outside in the courtyard. Go to a less shitty school, you spook.
>>338736358
It's like that one batman comic where the writer says "batman regrets the day he gave her mom the bat signal". They both have no fucking idea about what they are drawing.
Most of you retards calling this shit "cringe" are probably 18 year old children because more than half of this shit is not cringe at all and just pathetic.
>>338735569
Lucas is based. I bet he's actually an alien just trying to get a handle on human behaviour.
Well...that's fucked
>>338736487
fuck those English classes. I know exactly how you feel. but as someone who is easygoing almost all year long. the exam prep weeks tense me the fuck up. the puppies do actually level me out a good bit. but my school doesn't do it in the library.
>>338736725
>Hello im an autistic deviantart furshipper and probably one of my OCs or some shit is featured in these threads, you're all children
>>338736452
That's french, german doesn't have a special e.
>>338735996
kek not bad have a (You)
>>338729432
This was before the anime you bandwagonning animeonly bitch. Fuck outta here.
>>338736638
MY DICK IS AVERAGE SIZE.
>>338730674
No fucking way, this can't be real.
>>338736358
B-but.. Charizard i-isn't even type Dragon..
>>338734295
>you're cute
>you can sleep with us ;^)
>we should do something sometime
>HOLY SHIT YOU'RE A PERV
not that his spaghetti isn't hilarious but why is she pretending she was implying anything else?
>>338735772
CALL THE POLICE (or the schoolboard.)
>>338736804
[screams internally]
>>338735048
Nigga if he wants the game to be realistic what's so wrong with that.
>>338735029
Men are barbaric shit lords. How could you believe a boy over a girl?
Society should have a 90 10 ratio of women men
>>338736804
Haha, nice one
>>338735996
Ok now who wants to post the image?
>>338736089
i don't get it, that was funny.
>>338731709
He's right with the compound phrase part but I'd still >video games don't have to be games
>>338730578
Actually learning about memes and how they affect people and change people's feeling without them knowing it may not be that bad.
But this is just bullshit
>>338735003
Top to bottom. It isn't the Quran
>>338736956
If he wants the game to be realistic he can play something other than scifi.
You can't even admit that you're racist you little fag.
>>338734665
Is there anything more cringey than listening to a woman try and explain or handwave their cheating? Even with how harsh she's trying to be towards herself you can tell she'd do it again. Look at the language and pacing of it.
>excited, turned on
>butterflies
>forbidden
>new attraction
>stopped after 2 months, coincidentally about when all the fun new slut feelings disappear
>>338735569
This kind of behavior scares the shit out of me, some people just HATE being corrected or questioned in any way.
>>338736358
>fus-ro-dah
>just being used as a le random catch phrase
>>338737096
doesn't that just fall under psychology
>>338730578It's sad that i could actually do this assignment no problem
>>338736365
If I wear a fedora will I get this much pussy?
>>338733056
> I'm trying
>>338737172
>>>/r9k/
Seriously half this shit isnt cringe. Its just stuoidity.
>>338736804
Please stop this is destroying me now
>>338736956
>all white future
>realistic
Not with those birthrates fampai
>>338730753
>people still believe this
While suburbs shit on streets,im pretty sure not-subhumans living in india have personal toilets
I hope
>>338730578
I could probably write a pretty good essay on spurdo or baneposting, but whoever wrote this probably means "image macro" when he says "meme"
>>338731259
Happy anniversary
>>338736804
>did you hear a skeleton?
I'm gonna need this shop ASAP for future spookings
>>338737369
Oh god, I don't know if I'm prepared to read this again. Thanks though anon
>>338732096
G O H O M E
>>338731225
The reasoning to this is that they don't want flack from SJW assholes calling them racist and crying all over the place so they remove it from the official store, though honestly there's nothing inherently racist about having a specific race for your characters, its just preference and another facet of customization.
>>338737154
>getting this mad at an obvious joke
>>338734665
Jesus.
>>338735048
>/v/ is one person
ok
>>338730578
>Monsoon tries teaching
>>338737780
It's going to me moving to Japan.
>>338731485
>Now, none of this has happened yet, because we are also long distance
Thank God.
>>338732416
oh empty, this is sad
>>338737709
Okay so you don't mind sjw characters in games? Good to know.
>>338730556
>Why expatriate to Japan if you're just going to try to make it like home?
10/10, have to start using that one
>>338737387
No, it's like that almost everywhere. 70% of the country doesn't use toilets.
>>338735532
>we need safe spaces and methods to lower anxiety and stress in students
>let's let these people do fetish bullshit in public, that'll help
>>338737818
>Japan accepting filthy white pigu gaijins
>>338737369
>and I eat some sausage and eggs for two hours.
The whole thing is well written if anything
>>338737547
What exactly do you need?
>>338736661
>stabbed a dude
This is new to me
>>338737369
For the best
>>338736452
>>338733212
Its a french dieresis you dips
It indicates 2 distinct vowel sounds when they're next to eachother
>>338730674
Average Dean Ambrose mark everybody
>>338735569
>any of that music
>punk
Christ
>>338730314
Technically > outdates 4chan by years, and is just an old way to quote.
>>338737993
>He wasn't destroyed
Terrible joke baka desu senpai
>>338733469
The only thing in the thread that made me legit mad.
I don't give a shit about his fucking walls of text trying to justify himself. He has no obligation to ever speak to him after that one time again so I don't see how he could use him for selfish reasons. Fucking asshole.
>>338737780
Didn't the muslim mayor of London actually ban niqabs and shit from every governmental buildings in London?
>>338737847
I remember this not being jokes but sort of stuff that happens in minecraft.
>>338734159
I just found this by the same guy, he's completely nuts
https://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneDating/comments/3cxil5/20_m4people_if_i_have_to_swim_through_the_shit_so/
>>338738137
It's honestly kind of incredible how different girls can make themselves look
>>338737613
You can just tell she spent so long getting these perfect selfies the fucking taco was cold by the time she started eating it.
>>338737369
I would have probably killed stabbed the motherfucker in the restaurant desu.
>>338730749
>shitime
>>338733386
Are we supposed to cringe at the skyrimfag or the /v/ guy?
Neither of them is cringeworthy,both are just annoying
>>338732096
never not funny.
>>338738383
Would you have taken his mints?
>>338737818
Weeaboos are disgusting.
>>338738443
Cringe at the guy. The girls taste wasn't exactly patrician but she wasn't a total pleb or lol so randum and dude let his /v/core tastes get in the way of pussy
>>338734156
I want to know how he/his company get contracted for that.
"hey, we're doing a cosplay orgy on the 28th. How much for two guards to keep out rapists for 30 minutes?"
>>338736089
I thought this was just about how a comic maker kissed his significant other.
I then realized Kumatora is an earthbound character.
>>338737369
i fucking hate guys like fion.
>>338737369
Fucking classic. Fionn sounds like a real Chad.
>>338730753
what the fuck is wrong with the resolution on this image?
>>338733101
>68 hours in it
>it's shit
Why? When I don't like a game, that becomes crystal clear to me by playing it for 2-3 hours at maximum and I just stop playing it. It's not like we're in the 80s and 90s where you have to stick with whatever shit you could copy from your friend's collection.
>>338733827
>40 years old
>this guy could be father of most of /v/
>he still acts like a teenager that hopped on a feminism train
It is both sad and pathethic
>>338738648
>the last one is actually a joke
This just raises further questions!
>>338737369
Punched him? That's it? I would have launched that motherfucker through the god damn window. He wouldn't be able to move and I would be spending the rest of my days getting raped in prison.
>>338738648
>The last one is not even that terrible
???
>>338733419
any girl can look cute from the right angle
>>338738768
not a good joke mind you.
>>338738648
I need more of these
>>338738648
>alternating between "him" and "her" because of diversity bullshit.
Fucking hell, there is a reason why we have the word "they"
>>338737993
Pretty good. Now we need a skelly to accompany.
>>338734105
>she
traps are men
>>338738648
>unfortunately, he didn't see the other mobs hiding in that tree!
Okay, out of all of the unjokes and unpunchlines in all of these pages, this is the indisputable bottom of the fucking barrel. There is no way anybody with english as a first language could have written that. In fact, even if they did, and considering that I'm certain not even they thought it was funny, there is absolutely no fucking way they could have possibly thought that other people would think it was funny.
>>338738648
>>338736804
Reminds me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQlPr3hxXuA
>>338737369
I know this just from the thumbnail.
It's a classic.
>>338738912
>>338738869
ho ho ha ha
>>338738912
>>338738790
>>338738648
I'm laughing on how fucking terrible this is, why
>>338729432
Jojo fans were always shitters
>>338734665
What if Jared also fucks her new therapist? The man would ascend to God status.
>>338739014
kekeke
>>338738986
very good taste friendbot
>>338738014
>>338738014
>This is new to me
Everything you read about GG about Zoe is 100% true, remember.
Trust, but verify.
Unless it fits their agenda, in that case don't bother verifying.
>>338738790
This seems more like a question/answer sheet for a quiz than a page out of a joke book.
>>338736408
>but its cute in a way
L-LONDON?
>>338739115
>>338739049
snerk snerk snerk
>>338739115
>did you hear about the player who tripped while carrying a bucket of lava?
fuck off, you can't just suddenly bring real life physics into this shit when you're making minecraft-specific jokes.
>>338731485
Wait, I thought we liked traps here on /v/? Why isnt there one post of support?
>>338735569
Lucas is is a fucking saint.
>>338731547
>>338731721
>>338731879
Cringe threads just create new cringes
>>338739254
traps =/= trannies
>>338739089
He's already god statusHe doesn't exist
>>338739215
))))))))
>>338739239
stop trying to bring rules into this
>>338729957
Who is this pedophile faced man?
>>338735569
>Punks weren't outcasts
Holy shit, what? Do people actually think this? That was literally the whole fucking point.
Guys guys. How about we buy this crap and let someone deliver it to Notch's doorstep?
>>338733308
>Body: Big
>>338737387
>non-subhumans
>living in India
pick one
>>338737369
FUUUC K I REMEMBER THIS
>>338735569
>We're not copies
>We want to grow up when Blink, NFG, and Green day were on the radio
Are... Are they serious?
>>338735753
So you think it looks fake, but you can't explain why?
>>338739362
-----------------------------DUMP ENDS HERE
>>338739443
>>338739443
>>338739443
dont you dare give these faggots your Money™
>>338739427
It's pretty clear those people didn't give a shit about or understand lucas' point at all (something lucas should have picked up on right away and just left). They were just mad someone questioned them at all in a way that suggested they weren't totally right.
>>338734823
I still don't fully understand how people have sex sober.
Neh, these guys got nothing compared to the cringe I've produced over the years. Most of it is just sad or pathetic, not truly cringy
t: cringe expert
>>338739116
She's the one that said it though. She's admitted it to 2 different people.
>>338733469
This guy ended up moving to Thailand I think.
>>338735225
Assuming that people lie isn't really that cynical. If it was unreasonable to believe that people are full of shit, the entire institution of justice would be tiny compared to the gargantuan monster it is today.
>>338737138
B-but the timestamps
>>338736804
NOT THIS AGAIN
>>338737818
>foreigners move in and ruin my country
>better move to another country
fuck you.
>>338739750
More like two people said that about her.
Ever heard about hearsay?
>>338733101
>>338733209
>>338733295
>/v/ in a nutshell
>>338738797
fucking paradox
I think I almost hate them as much as the big AAA guys and I dont even know exactly why, its just all these little things and that their games are always broken
>>338739792
>ugly autist with a cute wife
>made a video on youtube of them in a love hotel
reeee it's not fair
>>338739836
Yeah I was just more commenting on the cultural rhetoric these days about being optimistic about everything and not being negative about things. And the people who spout that shit are always the ones who come back to me 3 months later saying "you were totally right" because now they want to vent about it.
>>338729957
>i brought the sledgehammer Harry.
>>338737613
ayy lmao
>>338737218
It would propably
Dunno,I have never touched that subject
>>338737613
*raises sp0rk*
>>338740174
>cute
not even by nip standards
>>338740114
They are worse than AAA guys, their DLC policy is hundred times worse than any other AAA developer/publishers dlc policy.
>>338739792
Wow this guy really hates Japan lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LEW7vu8IHQ
