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6.3 by IGN
Look at the comments. Paradox fags BTFO and salty as fuck.
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I too am salty as a fuck.
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I might get it if you can torrent the DLC like with their other games. Otherwise it's probably a pirate.

I'm more than happy to pay for the base game, not the millions of song packs that should at least be fucking included in the god damn weekly fucking expansions of content that should have been in the game from the start.
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>Implying anyone would ever take IGN's reviews on anything, let alone 4X strategy seriously
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kek
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>>337017814
>IGN
Have I accidentally got into LOL thread, because shit is too funny
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>>337017814
>Getting mad at single review scores
>Not multiple shit scores that would actually effect the Metacritic, but a single data point

Why do people do this?
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>>337017814

>weak diplomacy

Is this a joke
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>>337018016
he makes a point though.

also ign didn't play to mid game.
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>That salt
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>>337017814

I don't think that's a fair review at all desu OP. The dude bitched more so about how he wasn't attacked by the AI but then was attacked by the AI and never really fixed his point.

The dude missed a lot of mentions about how the game is played out. Paradox games are generally solid 90% of the time. It's kind of like endless legend where the base game is a bit meh but the ultimate expansion based game will have loads more to it. Just give it time OP, development takes time :V
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Pfhahahahahahaha
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>>337018048
>Why do people do this?
This is the only semi-negative review out for now while the others are 8+, so of course it's the only one getting attention.
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>He bought a PC to play mediocre shit when he could have bought a PS4 to play constant GOTY material
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>>337017814
>IGN dislikes it

So, Stellaris confirmed GOTY then?
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>ITT: anons shows they can't read for shit.

This was explained in the other thread. Lurk more next time.
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>>337018287
yes and butthurt sonyponies.
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>>337018217
>He thinks weebshit is played by anyone other than autistic manchildren
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>>337018204

It's bad because there's a lot of holes in the review compared to the rest. He complains about alot of facts like bad diplomacy yet if you go watch the live stream that's going on right now there is a fuck load of diplomacy going on and each race has unique diplomatic modifiers to them.

IGN reviews are always flawed, no matter how you look at them, this one is just one of the worse out there.
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>>337017814
>IGN
implying any one of those fucktards have sufficient amount of autism to actually get past mid game
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>>337018217

Thanks anon, I can just pirate the Uncharted experience on Youtube though.
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MAXIMUM SALT
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>>337017814
>that level of salt and butthurt at the reviewer

I actually feel a bit sorry for game journalists. I can kind of understand why they normally just give everything an 8/9 and call it a day
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>>337018217
There is more than one game on the Bloodborne Machine®?
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Save your wallets for DOOM®
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>>337018321

DELETE THIS
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Stellaris won't be good until its third or fourth expansion. It is how Paradox has always worked.

When does it unlock today?
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Parakikes deserve this
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>>337018384

go to bed OP
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Isnt this the dev and publisher that has literally $100s of dollars worth of DLC for their games
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>>337018402
Reminder
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Regardless of how you feel about Stellaris, these comments are pretty fucking amusing to read
People can never let reviewers disagree with them, it's always been like this and it will never stop being funny
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>>337018407
There's also disgaea 4 but fuck am I buying a ps4 for one great turn based game
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>>337018516

Yes. The majority is cosmetic dlc, but they also have gameplay centric dlc.
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>>337018101
He isn't wrong. This review might be right but Gone Home doesn't deserve the trash score it got.
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>>337017814
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>>337018526
undertale was good tho
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>>337018305
Amazing how the shitposters keep proving my point, they CAN'T read for their lives.
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>>337018636
i love shitposting.
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The saltyness is fucking incredible.
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>ign
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>>337018516
think this is bad? you should look up train simulator's dlc
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I feel like making a GS game based on history/reality makes it easier to come up with enjoyable mechanics, scenarios, etc.

So I was already expecting Stellaris to be mediocre. But I'll see for myself when it releases.
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IGN also gave EUIV higher scores than EUIII, CK2 and HOI3, and didn't even bother reviewing Victoria 2. It's kinda clear they don't like the good ones.

Granted it's probably gonna be underwhelming shit since Paradox has really started to go downhill lately.
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>ign
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>no peaceful victory conditions
>no map modes
>no control over combat once it starts (only retreat)
>with bigger galaxies the game performance is shit
>no deep internal politics
>slaves can't rebel
>generic chase enemy combat
>no trade routes, embargoes, etc...
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>>337018769

With historical games you have to put up with historical railroading as well as SJWs breathing down your neck at every turn. Why do you think Stellaris is the first game to get proper slave and genocide mechanics?
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>>337018834
If the EU4 review was after they nerfed blobbing and added more shit for you to manage it wouldn't be so bad, but I just know you are talking about a review for the vanilla game.
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>>337018909
>B-but they'll patch it!
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>>337018454
>Stellaris won't be good until its third or fourth expansion. It is how Paradox has always worked.
Literally the only game that was terrible at launch was HoI3, and that's because it was plagued with memory leaks and horrible bugs.
In fact I'd rather play vanilla CK2 and EU4 than the clusterfuck that some of it is now.
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>A game that requires intelligence

>IGN just scored it low because literally everyone who works there is dumb!!!!

It's pretty ignorant and childish lol
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>>337018909
Gotta save shit for DLC. This is Paradox, after all.
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>>337018581
It's not a review. This is as if someone reviewed a French restaurant and wrote "granted, I didn't actually try the food because snails are gross, but I'd rather eat pizza 2/10".
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The criticisms sound completely believable to me knowing Paradox. The guy that made the review is a big Paradox fan if you go google his name and see him playing and talking about EU
I'm sure this game will be worth it when Paradox makes three expansions for it.
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>>337018909
To be fair (not that you aren't a shitposter) aside from Map-Modes and Trade most of that stuff aren't in previous Paradox titles either.
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Preorder canceled just in time.

Thanks based IGN.
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>>337019125
>Pre-ordering a videogame sold by Gaben the fatfuck

nah
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>>337018769
That is partly the big reason why I like them so much. There's just something extra special and enjoyable about say, conquering Japan as Korea or seeing the US become a communist dictatorship, restoring the Roman or Byzantine empires in a time when they were gone, or even just following history and liberating Iberia from the Muslims. Games like CIV and even Total War don't really come close to that.

Granted I would just like more real time GS/4x games period. I've been spoiled by them and now the turn based games all feel a bit boring in comparison.
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>>337018909
Name at least 20 games that do have those elements.
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>>337019012
>In fact I'd rather play vanilla CK2 and EU4 than the clusterfuck that some of it is now.

Yeah, because Paradox only made those three games in their existence. CK2 and EU4 were the first games that weren't horrible buggy messes at launch like pretty much EVERY other Paradox-made game. I guess they realized they had QA at some point.
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>>337019118
>The guy that made the review is a big Paradox fan if you go google his name and see him playing and talking about EU


Oh, so this is a review by one of those /gsg/ elitists who want mods to ban for mentioning Stellaris?
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>wanted to have a stellaris thread
>its an ign shitposting thread
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>>337017814
>Low score from IGNorants
means that the game might actually be good
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>>337019223
Agreed.
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I like video games
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>>337019118

>I'm sure it will be worth it when I can pay more money 3 times

Fuck you
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>>337019301
moron
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>>337019301
>2016
>liking video games
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>>337019301
cuck
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>>337018769
It's also a lot more relatable for people. Same reason why Civilization picked up instead of Alpha Centauri, sadly.
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>>337019301
cretinous melt
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I expected the butthurt from IGN comments
A bit surprised at the butthurt in here as well
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>>337019301
Absolute madman
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>>337019301

moron
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>>337019352
>not pirating the DLC

We aren't all retarded.
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>>337019301
lunatic
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>>337019427
People have been shilling this game for a while now. Ofcourse people are gonna get butthurt
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How long until I can install it on steam?
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>>337019301
Moronic cuck
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>>337019454
bruh I doubt you can pirate the DLC if you use the legit steam version
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I literally never heard about this game until last night.


What the fuck are we hyped about? Some game that looks like spores final stage but just a bit more in depth? Is that all?
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Destructoid 9/10!

IGN 6.3/10

IGN (Italy) 9.3/10

PCWorld 4/5

PC Invasion 8/10

GameWatcher 9/10

Explorminate eXemplary (5/5)

Rock, Paper, Shotgun

PC Gamer 70

PCGamesN 9/10

Eurogamer *Recommended* badge

Critically Sane 5/5

TICGN 10/10

Paste Magazine

Vox Ludicus

Multiplayer.it (Italian) 9.2/10

GameSpew 9/10

TheSixthAxis 8/10

PCGames.de (German) 75%
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>>337018002
>console game gets released
>PC users shitpost about it with Ign and Metacritic threads
>PC game gets released
>WHO THE FUCK LISTENS TO IGN PAID REVIEWS

And the cycle continues and I laugh every time
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>>337019616
Oh, so it's just contrarianism for clicks.
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WHO WILL SAVE 4X NOW?
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>>337019651
/v/ and selective outrage go hand in hand
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>>337019301
Why are you so hostile.

Does the thrill of anonymously attacking strangers over the internet get your chode to tickle? Perhaps you should consider paying your overdue bar tab. Oh wait im going to guess you dont leave that crusty old basement you call your home. Perhaps if you took one moment, one day, nay, one passing second to think about your situation in life you would realize that in the end nothing is worth while and that the most you can do to positively impact this world and all other worlds in the known universe is to finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch in the back of your mind. The thought you dare not acknowledge lest you finally man up the cojones, balls for your impoverished foolhardy ass, to FINALLY take that power cord, sticky and grimy with caked on layers of doritos crumbs, sweat, and semen. A frothy, disgusting mixture of bodily waste that so accurately sums up who and what you and your lifestyle represent: Absolute scum. Not one more second should pass where you continue to contribute to the enthropic heat death of known reality. Take that power cable. Take that disgusting mound of semen, rubber, and disgusting food particles. Take it. Take all 8 feet of it from the very wall in which its plugged to the half dismantled box that you use to type this message to me. Take it, and finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch. Tie it as tight as you can around your neck, make sure that one end is securely fastened to the ceiling, and take that final plunge. That final step off your bent and mangled chair, the unfortunate piece of plastic used to carry your morbidly obese welfare person. Take that final step. Take that final step into the halls of darness and obscurity. Do it. Kill yourself. For the good of all mankind.
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>>337019616
These don't matter.
>6.3
That's only what matters.
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>>337019572
>bruh I doubt you can pirate the DLC if you use the legit steam version
you can do this on literally all paradox games
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Poor paracucks

Get ready for the return of the king
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>>337019651
It's almost as if more than one person posts in /v/. Have you considered that people who are intelligent enough to realize that gaming media is absolute trash also don't give a shit about 99% of console games?
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>>337019782

I am excited for that too

>inb4 6.5
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>>337019301
Get the fuck off this board now you faggot
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>>337018526
not even mad. I'm a paradoxfag but I liked undertale
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>>337019616
why does ign have such a different score from the others?
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>>337019781
Why the fuck would you pay money for the first game if your just gonna pirate the rest anyway?
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>>337019797
Thanks for posting this I forgot to include it my original post.

The typical "/v/ is more than one person" post.
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>>337019727
Not if they keep that shitty card system for combat. ES was so fucking cozy too, but the space battles were like a fart in a crowded elevator.
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>>337019616
>>337019904
PC gamer review is quite low

but it is their worst reviewer doing it
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>>337019882
moron
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>>337019782

I love how Total War purists think there is some war between GS and Total War when the reality is people who play GS usually also play total war for more of a casual game with enjoyable combat or don't even care enough about Total War to even consider it some sort of rival.
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>1 hour to launch.
>Still no key from cdkeys.
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>>337019797
Sure are a lot of fedora's here going on about being intelligent
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>>337017814
ign is the only one that gave it that low

Everyone else is at least 8/10 or 4/5
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>>337019727
nobody. the genre died in 1998. time to let it rest, gaymers moved on and exoect more. 4x is like DOS text games . only fit for neckbeard autist creeps
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>>337018081
>inmediately attack the AAA games because my game is shit xD
Great point.
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>>337019904

The more complex gameplay is for a game, the lower score it gets.
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>>337019572
You can with all their other games.

Even if you can't you can just pirate the base game as well.

It's not like their games are playable in multiplayer anyways.

>Anon is lagging behind...Decreasing speed
>Anon is lagging behind...Decreasing speed
>Anon is lagging behind...Decreasing speed
>Game out of sync.
>You have to restart the game to return to the server.

>>337019909
I like their games and I want to support them. But I don't want to support their jew DLC.
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>>337018384
DanStapleton is a lying fuckstick. Nobody at IGN would ever put even 40 hours into a game they're reviewing, not to mention 80.
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Why do they even bother reviewing games like this?
I would assume most of the target audience doesn't read general/casual gaming sites like this, and their writers have no knowledge or qualifications to properly review this type of game either.
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>>337019887
its not a fucking 10/10
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>>337020035
Pretty sure the guy who wrote this review knows how to play the game, as he's a fan of 4x games.
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>>337019998
fuck fuck fuck no key from instant-gaming either
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>>337018516
Its 100$ if you buy every dlc exactly when its released, if you just wait 6-10 months and you' ll get them at 60% discount.
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>>337019998

Did they change the launch? I thought it was 3 more hours.
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>>337019616

SONYGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
/GSG/ ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>337019921
it's more like EL's system
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>>337018909
>>with bigger galaxies the game performance is shit

This actually worries me.
Will I not be able to play with 1000 Stars on my 3 year old PC?
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>>337019917
Well, there's a reason why someone replies with that every time - it's because your generalizations are ridiculous.
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>>337019948
cuck
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>>337019942
Who would that be.

Not that i ever read reviews.
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>>337019651
Sonyggers are really getting desperate

>console game gets realeased after being hyped up for 2 years
>gets scores that have absolutely nothing to do with the actual gameplay
>Sonyggers shitpost those good reviews non-stop and wonder why nobody likes them

>PC game gets released
>gets lots of good reviews and a bad one from a site that is known to have very biased reviews while also being filled with plebs as reviewers
>Sonyggers immediatly start to shitpost how this game is shit
>they wonder why people dislike them
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>>337019301
Why are you here?
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>>337019904
Because the reviewer is basing the score off what he actually thought of the game rather than off the ability to please the rapid cunts that have come onto the GSG scene since CK2. 6.3 is above average, the review also makes very good points, the score is completely justified.
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>IGN
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>>337020070

They had an entire multiplayer event with tons of players that went on for hours and hours, it worked fine
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>>337020070
>I like their games and I want to support them. But I don't want to support their jew DLC.

HAHAHA you must be joking right? You realize they planned the DLC at the same time of announcing the game right? Might as well just pirate the whole deal.
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>>337019969
Yeah it's totally the same playerbase

even people like me who hate rts gameplay have probably played a fair bit of tw
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>>337020189
cretin
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>>337018897
What game?
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>>337018407
no

just bloodborne
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>>337019904
>everyone is giving the game around the same score
>what reason will they have to read our review when everyone else will say the same thing we're saying, that the game is awesome?
>give it a low score and say the game is shit
>????
>PROFIT!!
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>>337020008
>Sure are a lot of fedora's here going on about being intelligent
>fedora's
>'s
>being intelligent
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>>337019998
It launches in two hours you dipshit

When every fucking steam game that's not a midnight release launches
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>>337020217
8 is about average though.
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I need my pirated copy now. Please, CODEX.
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>>337019230
Not this one!
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>>337019782
But Total War is pretty much just as fucked as Paradox these days.

>>337019969
To be honest the 4X elements don't even come to play when I think about playing them because they are so basic. I play TW if I want some neat combat, I play Paradox GS if I want some neat grand strategy.
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>>337019904
Because IGN does not employ people who actually play games, their reviews and scores are 100% paid for.
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>>337020263
nimrod
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normally I'd laugh at the commentors, but

>Rowan Kaiser

that dude is a big shitstain and it is sad IGN gave him a job
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>>337020326

I don't think IGN would do that in this case. Stellaris isn't a popular enough game. I think in reality the reviewer was an idiot unfamiliar with GS/4X.
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>>337020420
Yeah this is 100% confirmed right
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Stellaris is only worth it for the mod potential
It will be worth getting a couple of years down the line when it gets a Star Trek mod, a Star Wars mod, a 40k mod, etc.
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>>337020195
phil savage

pcg's good writers are the ones that overlap with the rps writers
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>>337020335
I don't get it. There just isn't anyone getting mad in this thread and yet you keep trying.
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>>337020369
People like you are what's wrong with reviews nowadays.
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>>337020420
So this is what they do to your game if you don't gib shekels?
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>>337020335
Why do you spend all of your time in console war threads, PC-onlyCuck?
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>>337020206
in b4 "b-but sony"
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>>337020516
yes

you want 8+ you gotta shekel out
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>>337020538
hilarious
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And ES got 8.0
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>>337020503
>>337019942
the comments on that article are hilarious

loads of people asking him how many games he did and no replies
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It's hilarious that IGN and IGN Italy can't get their shit in order, the italian review gives it a 9.3

http://it.ign.com/stellaris-pc/110749/review/stellaris-la-recensione?p=4
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>>337019301
you fucking serious?
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>>337020185
Alright newfriend whatever you say. All you have to do is glance at the catalogue everytime a new game is released.

But ya generalizations
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>>337020248
Lucky them. Meanwhile I can't even play in fucking LAN without getting sync errors.
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PC gamer's review seems fair (70%)
And gives justified reasoning, the game sounds like it gets stale once the galaxy is colonized due to political shortcomings.

I reckon that they need a way to take over an empire by merging yours with an AI through a combination of species mixing and genetic engineering.

Then you could blob the whole galaxy as a pan-species federation
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>>337020514
>nowadays

you must be new
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>>337020516
exactly.

It's worth noting that they give higher, more reasonable scores to Nintendo and other companies with large fanbases that don't pay them off, because they don't want to alienate their userbase with a massive shitstorm because they gave a Zelda game a 60.
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Meanwhile, at IGN italy
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>>337017814
Christ what happened to Paradox
They used to be cool and people was chill when they announced DLC's for Magicka
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>>337020725

There will probably be a few late-game expacs/DLCs in the next year or so.
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>>337020645
>Engrossing gameplay
>AI cheats like no tommorow
>that card battle system

i loved the theme and music in Endless Space but jesus fuck they need to implement actual combat, not that fucking garbo Space/Legend had
i prefer the dicerolling of EU4 to that shit, atleast i can go full prussian spacemarine with ideas
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This is a reminder that Paradox will release 30 dollar DLC that adds essential features and functionality for the next 4 years.
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>>337019727
Endless space while it looked pretty was dull and lacked any depth of gameplay I can't imagine 2 will be any better.
>there will never be a decent 4x game again
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>>337020184
They said they already figured out what causes the performance issue and will address it in a patch very soon.
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>>337020645
okay, this is retarded then

endless space was shallow as fuck but really gropping at the start

i think IGN is just incompetent at reviewing 4x, I bet their civ reviews are all wrong too
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>>337020538
Piss off to your Souls or generic pandering weebshit #152 thread you manchild
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>>337020772
>epico
yeah
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>>337020079
This. At top level gaming journalism you get typically $100 per article. Nobody is putting 80 hours + writing time for $100.
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>>337020675
Reminds me of >>337018709

>review the game as being shit
>years later, it's now a cult classic
>include it in a bunch of "best PS2 game lists"

At least stand by your reviews IGN, even if they were old and you forgot.
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>>337020826

And I'll buy it because ultimately it's a game I'll put at least 1000 hours in to. But hey, it's acceptable to pay full price for a normal game that gives you 20 hours of gameplay.
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>>337019904
Because this thread exists.
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>>337020826
and it will be a game you spend 3000 hours on
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Is it true that it uses Denuvo? I wanna try before I buy, especially since it's Paradox and there's bound to be a 5€ All-Inclusive-Bundle on Steam Sale next winter
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LESS THAN AN HOUR LEFT WOOOOOOO
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>>337020887
all of their reviews are shit except those where you personally agree with them.

t. 90% of humanity inb4 autists do not know what irony is.
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I know these games are made for autistic people, but do they need to have actual autistic people streaming them as well then? Sweden might have obligatory diversity, but twitch doesn't.
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>>337020725
I've watched bits and pieces of streams and I have yet to see AI go to war with each other
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>>337020976
try 6 hours.
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>>337019301
MOOOOOOOOOOODS
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>>337020826
>This is a reminder that Paradox will release 30 dollar DLC that adds essential features and functionality for the next 4 years.

Until they pack so much shit in there the game starts to become laggy as fuck and the mechanics start to become far to micromanagey to even be fun.

I had to disable the newest CK2 DLC because it just wasn't fun to play with it on.

It's like all the features they added were made to make the game less fun to play.
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>>337017814
so, rowan, did you make another thread because you were getting BFTO in the previous one ?
>>337014353
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>N-NO HE DIDN'T EVEN PLAY THE FUCKING GAME THEY'RE LIARS THEY'RE ALL LIARS
That's kinda pathetic.
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>>337021005
buy on steam, play for less than 2h, refund if you wanna?
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>Space fight
>It's just a deathball where all ships are in visual range
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>337020826
And for every good feature they add they'll add another 2 shitty ones because fuck you that's why.
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>>337021107
>far to micromanagey[sic]

"too micromanagey"? what is this?
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>>337021270
As in. "The game has to much micromanaging".
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I urge everyone here to buy the game in 2 years time when they've added more stuff through the DLC we all know are coming. Hopefully it will be as piratable as EUIV and CKII.
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>>337021241
Tbf has there ever been a 4X game with decent space combat?
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>>337021341

That's why they make Call of Duty for you to play instead.
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>>337020826
>release DLC with new mechanic
>"oh boy dis gun be great"
>mechanic is half-assed and broken
>next DLC/patches make said mechanic worse/completely ignores it
>new DLC with new mechanics come out
>repeat

Paradox in a nutshell. Fixing decadence in CK2? Mongols being OP as fuck? Aggressive expansion in EU4? Fixing the literally Hitler AI? Nah, just buy those unit packs for 40$, goyim.
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>>337021270
Some online communities call it dickstabbing, or fiddly. It's where you have to continually fiddle or dick with something that's unfun to make it functional.
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>>337017814
>complains about staring at the screen and the AI doing nothing

It's as if he's never played a GS before.
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>>337020289
Its literally in the picture man. Pixel junk shooter.
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>>337016005
How would one check this for stellaris, now that we're 38 minutes to release.
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Where can you discuss the actual game? Is there a specific thread on /vg/ or something?
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>>337018909
This. This right here is good critisism.

IGN is shit. This anon is good.
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>>337021549
It's not even out yet
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Okay, it's fine - a game is out, it's an exclusive, of course you need to post a review thread.

But IGN? Come on
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>>337021621
it's pretty much word for word what marbz said in his "review"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx13filJwHY
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>IGN
>Caring what IGN thinks.
>Known to be shills who can be bought.
>Incompetent and contradictory review points.
>No consistency.
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>>337021232
>being underage
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>>337021424
I'm just saying. There comes a point, where every year after adding more and more little finicky things you have to keep track off, it starts to become a bit of a bloated mess and it keeps you from enjoying the overarching game since you are so focused on what you have to do in this second.

It's not bad to have a game be a bit simpler, otherwise what would be the point in playing it over something like HOI3 or Vicky 2? A nice bag of chips between meals.
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got it from cdkeys

where is my god damn cd key, anyone else receive theirs?
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>>337021497
Well, that's a fair criticism. But there needs to be different words for that and for simply having to manage several complex systems in a way that people who like complexity find interesting.
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>tfw going to get an extra pepperoni pizza to eat while watching /gsg/
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>>337018909

>dont worry dlc will add all this
>its only 30 dollars a piece :)
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>>337016005

>69% of reviewers played less than an hour

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>337019301

mongoloid
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>>337021698
>It's not bad to have a game be a bit simpler

But I thought that was why Paradox fans criticized Stellaris in the first place.
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>>337017814
tfw IGN gives No Man's Sky a solid 10 after this
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no peaceful victory conditions
>no map modes
>no control over combat once it starts (only retreat)
>with bigger galaxies the game performance is shit
>no deep internal politics
>slaves can't rebel
>generic chase enemy combat
>no trade routes, embargoes, etc...
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>>337021821
10/10 gif
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>>337021860
Oy vey, it's EU4 all over again
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>>337021817
And this is where you learn generalizing a group of people might not be such a great idea.
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>>337021860
Nice copy pasta. Although having watched streams this does seem to be true
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>>337021860
But there are peaceful victory conditions
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>>337019998
>>337020114
As soon as you get a key let me know.
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>>337020860

Oh good, the one thing I was somewhat concerned about
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WHERE IS IT!?!?!?!?!
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>>337021860
But you can win just by owning enough territory. That can be achieved peacefully
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>>337021817
There's complex gameplay and then there is adding shit like corruption that serves little to no purpose just to make it look like you added something apart from a few states with the new DLC
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>>337021743
While I agree, different people have different tolerance levels for dickstabbing. The difference biggest difference between dickstabbing and multiple complex systems is whether or not you, the person playing the game, find those systems fun.
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>>337022107
the game doesn't come out for an hour and a hlaf
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>>337019261
The guy that made this review gave superhot an 84, RotTR 83, and FO4 88
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>>337021821
I heard the scream in my head. Thanks anon.
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>>337020675
>+ Tons of possibilities
>+ Solid strategic structure
>+ Epic scale...
>- Maybe too big for its own good
>- AI doesn't react a lot (too passive)
>- No italian translation

I find the last point funny. No italian translation, yet it still gets 9.3.
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Hell yeah, my day is saved. Time to check the tears on /gsg/
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>>337022219
30minutes
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>>337022248
To be fair, European countries are used to English language in games
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>>337021860
To be fair. These are pretty much the case with all their games.
>no control over combat once it starts (only retreat)
>with bigger galaxies the game performance is shit
>no deep internal politics
>generic chase enemy combat

And I don't remember any of them having particularly "peaceful victory conditions",
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JUST LET ME PIRATE IT ALREADY
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>>337018101
Well he's not wrong.
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>>337022248

>AI doesn't react a lot

That depends what kind of aliens you encounter entirely. In the Blorg stream for example a few of them immediately made an alliance once the Blorg got a bit too threatening for their liking
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>>337022314
It's not, it's coming out at 6pm uk time like every fucking steam game released
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>6.3/10
PARADOX IS FINISHED@
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>>337022417
Grand Strategy has literally no victory. Only those that you set for yourself. On the other hand, there is game over (get fully annexed/get dynasty wiped out)
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>>337022318
>Paradox are Swedish and yet they still doen't include a Swedish translation

Granted nobody would play it in Swedish anyways so it would be pointless.
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ITT: Shills going full damage control
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>>337022581
Somalians would
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>>337022568
Oh. I thought they meant peaceful victory conditions for wars.

Does the game actually have victory conditions? That would suck. I like that about the Paradox games.
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>>337021860
Is there ever a victory condition? Usually it's just score at the end of time period.
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>>337022568
HoI has victory conditions
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>>337022687
>implying immigrants in Sweden learn Swedish and not just get free government handouts so they can hire a personal translator
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>>337022562
https://steamcommunity.com/app/281990/discussions/0/357285562487980826/
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>>337022808
HoI is not grand strategy. It's a war game

t. /gsg/
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>>337022719
I think there's something about exploration but it doesn't say "you won", you keep playing
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>>337017814
Why do people play games like this? I don't get it.

I work at a bank and these "4x Strategy" games look like glorified versions of what I do every single day for work, Excel.

It's crazy to me that people would willingly waste their free time playing something that barely even looks/plays like a video game. I get paid to do that in Excel.
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>>337022739
controlling every empire/controlling 40% of the galaxy
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>>337019616
Where is Polygon?
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>>337022843
It's way too shitty and simplistic to be a proper war game though.
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>fun early game, turns into a dull grind mid game

That's exactly the sense that I got from watching the Let's Play that the devs did.
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